WEDNESDAY, 1929 THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. PAGE THREE 1x Uy . h ti 233 South Market Street ELMER G. STRICKLER Jor Economical Transportation ATTA linde Ee TIE em II ee ROWDED traffic conditions today demand six-cylinder performance—with its greater flexibility, greater reserve power, higher speed and swifter acceleration. And now —for the first time in commercial car history — this desirable six-cylinder performance has been made available with the economy of the four. For the new six- cylinder Chevrolet trucks are not only offered in the price range of the four—but they are as economical to operate as their famous four-cylinder predecessors! Both the Light Delivery and the 11, Ton Utility Chassis are available with an unusually wide selection of body ty pes —and among them is one exactly suited to your require- ments. Come in today. We’ll gladly arrange a trial load demonstration—load the truck as you would load it, and drive it over the roads your truck must travel in a regu- lar day’s work. Sedan Delivery, $595; Light Delivery Chassis, $400; 115 Ton Chassis, $545; 114 Ten Chassis with Cab, $650. All prices [. o. bh. factory, Flint, Mich. Reinoehl Chevrolet Co, ELIZABETHTOWN, PA. Mt. Joy P. FRANCK SCHOCK IN THE PRICE RANGE OF economy of the JOHN LIBHAR1 RE Pe EL ¢ WEBER {QM} ot bal —Diamonds —Silverware —Watches —Clocks Optical Dept.— The combined stores make it the most and is under the per- Mr. W. W. Appel. APPEL WEBER Forty North Queen Street LANCASTER, PA. J I KESSLER'S Confectionery and Green Grocery Store Fresh Fruits and Vegetables Received Daily Fish, Oysters, and Clams At All Times, Always Fresh Also All Kinds of Candies, Ci- gars, Cigarettes, Smoking Tobacco, Pipes, Stationary, Etc., Etec. 45 East Main Street, Mount Joy Formerly Klugh Property SETH THOMAS CLOCKS Don. W. Gorrecht JEWELER Mt. Joy, Pa It pays to advertise ini the Bulletin 1927 HUDSON COACH New Paint, Good Tires First-class Condition. Guaranteed 1927 CHEVROLET LANDAU Paint very good, Tires and general condition. Excellent 1926 BUICK SEDAN New Paint, Tires good First-class condition. Very Good Buy 1926 BUICK TOURING Paint and Tires very good Mechanically in perfect condition. Bargain 1926 DODGE SEDAN Tires good, Paint and general condition. Excellent EASY TERMS — E. B. Rohrer MOUNT JOY feb27-tf Bee {Prices Sliced to Pieces —— Krall's Meat Market West Main St., MOUNT JOY QO000000000000000000000000 MANGLES FOR SALE At $15.00 a Ton A Pound Musser Poultry Farm 133R6 Mount Joy 2-6-tf PRIVATE SALE HORSES and MULES » 3 Yrs. Old and Upward HORSES and MULES Bought at All Times ED RESARM MOUNT JOY NOW OFFERING Old Chests Chairs, of All Kinds Dressers, of All Kinds Old Bureaus Corner Cupboards Bedroom Suites Parlor Suites All Kinds of Glassware Old Clocks Old Guns & Pistols Old Clock, with Wooden Works, Running Happy Darrenkamp 231 Mt. Joy St. MOUNT JOY, Paper Hanging Interior Decorating Finest Wall Paper and Decora Small Quantities at One Cent jis to select from. anteed. Glad to show JACOB S. EICHLER Or call Forney’s Store 150RS When it's job printing you need, are at your service. (}ic thinks Consistent and NOT spasmodic in anything from a card to a book, we ung Jays best Each ’ you quit business, OWL-LAFFS nl TH Tig oO. W. L. (On With Laughter) The other morning Harry Darren- kamp’s chickens were making a lot of noise and “Hagy” asked what it hungry and wanted their breakfast “Hagy” said: “Why don’t they lay | themselves some eggs?” Boys in one school at Philadelphia are taught to wash, iron and sew on buttons. If they taught anything like that in Mount Joy I know a lot of fellows would quit school. A certain lodge was initiating a | candidate, said initiation including a walk about town and preaching a brief sermon on each street corner. At the third stop he was taken for a lunatic and placed in the asylum. A hobo loitering about town for the past few days with his arm in a | sling, rang the door-bell at a Colum- bia Avenue home. The lady came to the door and said : “I see its the other arm today.” He left without saying a word. While I was at a certain home gathering news, the lady of the house wanted me to see how smart her 15-year-old boy was. She told him to tell me what a hamlet was and he said: “Its a little pig.” They tell me long hair is coming back again but I can see no reason why either Doc Garber or myself should feel elated. things keep on, it will take two ev- ening gowns sewed together to make an ordinary sized pen-wiper. One of our preachers went to “Bush” Weaver's barber shop and when he was shaved handed the bar- ber 15 cents. The barber said, “Let it go reverend, I'll come to church Sunday night and hear your ser- mon.” The preacher said: “I don't preach 15-cent sermons if you please” and the barber answered: “Well then [I'll come twice.” A Scotch tranip called at Chand- ler’s Drug Store and wanted 10 cents worth of poison with which to com- mit suicide but they saved his life. They told him they never sell less than 20 cents worth. Love might make the world go around but so will a swallow of to- | a character bacco juice says George Neiss. They Will Get On One of our business men claims that first a woman gets on a man’s mind, then on his neck and then on his nerves. A man came to our office yester- day and asked to use our telephone. Jokingly I said. “What’s wrong with yours? “He said: “Ours is busy. My wife is using it to hold up the window, the baby teething on the cord and my daughter is using the mouth-piece to cut out biscuits.” re idan I heard Happy Darrenkamp tell the boys how eagles carry away children up in the mountains where he goes hunting but that’s nothing. ‘Right here in Mount Joy chickens carry away grown up men. Doc Kuhn here in town wants to make me believe that chiropractors (men who correct your faults by using their hands on your vertebra) are new and modern in their meth- ods but I don’t believe that. I know my mother was a chiropractor. A- bout forty-five years ago she used her hands to correct my fsults. Of course she only worked on the end of my vertebra. A man up town declares that Dar- win couldn’t have been right. No matter how much you pet a monkey, it never tries to boss you. After reading the one sbout Mra Krall said that “Butch” doesn’t get all the dumb bells. Jimmy had one out the other evening who thought mufflers were put on cars to keep | them from freezing up. i Now I know why women live long- | er than men. Paint is a wonderful preservative, *A fellow up at the shoe factory in his hurry to dress, swallowed his collar button and when he told his wife about it she said, “Good, that’s | once you know just where it is.” A man at a local restaurant com- plained because he couldnt find any chicken in his soup. The waiter said, “Well did you ever find a | horse in your horse-radish?” A WISE OWL RE By subscribing for the Mount Joy | Bulletin you can get all the local news for less than three cents a week. tf —— Qe By subscribing for the Mount Joy Bulletin you can get all the local news for less than three cents a | week. . | meant. Harry told him they were ! Grant Gerberich declares that if | See ee The Queerest Adventure OOO RY By PAULINE DELMAY CECE ESOS CEOS OO OES ee (Copyright.) ARION CLEVELAND stopped 1 her roadster at the gate of an old house that sat by the wayside. “Well, Cousin Phyllis,” said Marion, turning lovely green eyes on her middle-aged relative, “here is the old Cleveland homestead, and it looks wickedly lonesome to me!” Cousin Phyllis squeaked dismally. “Well, Marion—let us go and find Letty Brown and then look for Sam Willis to clear up the yard.” Marion started the car and they sped down the street and stopped at the lane where Letty Brown lived. Cousin Phyllis alighted and went to see about Letty herself, Presently she came back with a stout, comfort- able colored woman who greeted Marion with indulgent affection. | Letty climbed into the rumble seat ! which, with her belongings, she fitted snugly. She sat there proudly as the roadster went along and stopped at a small, mean house with closed shutters. “Sam Willis, ma’am, he's left town,” informed Letty. “Left town? When?” gasped Cousin Phyllis. “TI guess, ma'am, it was dreckly after he rented your house to the artist—about a month ago.” “What artist? What right had Sam to rent it?” “Mr. Adams, ma'am, I think his name is—is a real nice, harmless gentleman. He lives in the little east wing and eats at the inn. Spends a lot of time out on the bay—jest goes out the back gate and gets into his hoat and off he goes paintin’.” “What did Judge Lanis think about it?” asked Marion Cleveland, “Oh, T reckon de jedge don’t think nothing more about yearthly things, ma'am. He went to glory about two months ago.” Just: then the roadster drew up at the gate. : They entered the great dusky hall and Marion threw open the doors in- to large rooms where a green gloom lingered. for all the window shutters were tightly closed. “You go and raise all the window shades and open the shutters and then the windows,” commanded Miss i Phyllis, When Letty had departed on her window job, Miss Phyllis suddenly grasped Marion's arm and whispered in her ear. “Did.you hear a sound upstairs?” Marion nodded. “A cautious sound as if someone was there who had no right to be there! Suppose we find the painter, Mr. Adams, first.” Then they went outside and knocked at the outer door of the two- roomed wing, and the door opened and revealed a young man in a paint- er's smock, with a pipe hetween his lips. He smiled pleasantly. “Are you Mr. Adams?’ inquired Cousin Phyllis, ard that being set- tled, the lady sat down on the steps and told how Sam Willis had abused a trust. When she had told the whole story, Mr. Adams shook his head . gravely. | YT am sorry. Miss Cleveland, but while T thought it queer that such as Willis should be ‘in charge of this fine old place, he gave me what appeared to he a good re- ceipt for the rent, and, not so long ago, suddenly appeared one night and collected for another month, So you see I have paid the rent up to the consider it an intrusion, T will pack up and go over to the inn tonight, but T hope that you will let me stay. You see, IT am painting your old place from the hay, and it is getting along pretty well.” Just at that moment they heard Letty’s voice lifted in shrill sereeches from the front of the house, and Ad- ams brushing hastily past them, hur- k Mumma’s girl last week, Jimmy | ried to the front yard. “Yes suh!” sobbed Letty hysterl- cally, “1 was opening this here shut- ter when suddenly T turned my eye round and T see the front door open | ing, slow—slow-like and then T see an | eve and a nose—white man’s nose, | and then I yelled and he dodged back again.” “Be calm, Letty, no harm will come | to you. Just some tramp, I suppose.” Then he suddenly darted away to- ward the back yard and the women heard masculine voices in argument Presently Mr. Adams returned and in | his strong fingers was the shirt col- lar of Samuel Willis, who looked | frowsier than ever, and very much I ashamed, | “Just caught him sneaking out of the back door, Miss Cleveland.” he | said to Cousin Phyllis. “Sam is wwfully ashamed of himself, but tan certainly tempted him to rent the east wing to me and pocket two months’ rent. He has been hiding in the attic over your summer kitchen going over to Beavertown nights for a good time and to buy supplies, and then coming back here to hide. He hasn't spent all the sixty dollars yet, have you, Sam?” Sam shamefacedly paid most of the sixty dollars to Miss Phyllis and meekly cleared up the whole place in- to immaculate order. When the first of October came | John Adams was so much in love { with Marion that he confessed it to Miss Phyllis “T guess it is mutual, John, smiled Miss Phyllis, “and we certainly need a man around the place!” So he married Marion and they are still there. et A AQ John Halley, a poor ‘crippled at Allentown died and it was then learned that he owned an auto, a nice bungalow and had $2,354 in cash. eres By subscribing for the Mount Joy Bulletin you can get all the local news for less than three cents a week. mm ———— AI nisi. Our classified ads bring results. Advertise in The Bulletin. first of October. Of course, if you | wis | Patent Pending W you the Jamesway. y question of doubt practical features r meade. has more d than any ot} 've Neves Seen Its Equal for ity, dependability, and qu Let us show you the J: way a see the brooder you want to buy. a company that stands at the top reputatic = Elias Z. Musser R. F. D. 1, MT. JOY, PA. Phone 133R5 REYHOUND Wherever you're going you'll save money if you take a Greyhound bus Here’s the most convenient, lowest cost travel ever known. Frequentdepartures Comfortable, luxurious buses. Reliable, competentdrivers. Write Motor Transit Management Company, Chicago, for travel literature, or inquire at depot. DAGMAR INN Phone 9077 BabyChick BARGAINS “Kerlin-Quality"” S. C. White Leghorns From Pennsylvania's mest lar b i lishment. The World's Greatest ing cas Kerlin -Quality” 300- Blood Line Stock, Their cost is low. The quality is highest. Mountain bred. White Diarrhoea Free. St Sturdy. Healthy. Big beautiful Bids. Dar os production in winter—when prices are highest. Many customers raise 98% chicks to maturi report pullets laying 60 % at 6 months old— obtain flock averages of over 200 eggs each. Big Free We have supplied Pennsylvania with Highest Quality Leghorn Catalog Chicks for 29 years. We are near “© you. Chicks reach you ina day, orless. 100% live delivery guaranteed. Free Feed with chick order. Send for big free catalog to- day. Visitors always welcome. KERLIN’S GRAND VIEW POULTRY FARM Box 225 Centre Hall, Pennsylvania Saws Let Us File Your —they =i" out like new! All filing dq oy machine more uniform and accurate work than by hand. All types of saws—hand saws filed while you wait! Try this service— you will like it. JOHN W. CONNER ? N. Barbara St. Mt. Joy x 3-6-tf x others. tity. We sell from our stand along the highway or at our orchards. Before placing your order elsewhere, see us. Crushed Stone. Also manufac turers of Concrete Blocks, Sills and Lintels. J. N. STAUFFER & BRO. MOUNT JOY, PA. LEE ELLIS POOL ROOM and RESTAURANT Basement Mount Joy Hall Headquarters of Sports APPLES and CIDER For sale by the gallon or barrel | We have choice Stayman Winesap, | Grimes Golden, Smokehouse, and | Apples sold in any quan-| Fairview Orchards FLORIN, PA. AY pee model 7-71 Receiver has set an entirely new stand- ard in design. It’s so far beyond what you will find in or- dinary radio furni- ture there’s no comparison. But, best of all, it includes a 7-tube set backed by Bremer-Tully’s 7- year record of never having built a product that was not superior. The built-in DYNAMIC SPEAKER includes the only new development of the year. Come in and seeit. RICHARD ZOOK Donegal Springs Road Mt. Joy, Pal Friendly Thoughts By FP B. Beck Like knights of old, men today may win their spurs. To win the respect of his fel- lows by a just, friendly atti- tude should be a modern knight's ambition. It is your privilege to know what the service is to cost. Consult with us freely make arrangements for a cer- emony that is within your means. BECK BROS. FUNERAL DIRECTORS MANHEIM & LITITZ PHONE MANHEIM S2 R3 PHONE LITITZ 31 Joy FOR A GOOD CLEAN SHAVE OR HAIR CUT STOP AT THE W. F. CONRAD BARBER SHOP iy How Many Homes Have You Paid For As Rent? Pay your rent to The late ‘of Interest 6% For the purpose of Savings and Investing Money Secure- ly and Profitably For «the Purpose of Build- ing or Buying Homes or Bor- rowing for any purpose what- ever on Security or Improved real estate Over 600 Shares Sold in 1st and 2nd Series Mount Joy Building and Loan Association H. H. ENGLE, Pres. E. M. BOMBERGER, Sec'y. When we write the truth it isn’t Open Evenings. All Day Saturday. so necessary to keep a carbon copy. 7 Building & Loan Asso- ciation and your home will soon be paid.