1 i WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 28th ’ THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. PAGE THREP OWL-LAFFS nT rn Er on, ee ee. ee (On With Laughter) zl me [down from Rheems the other day a id that no man knows how ttle flie knows until his children get big lenuff to ask ques- tions + At dinner yesterday a certain man here told his wife that the steak tasted queer. She said: “I can't understand it. I know I burned it while cooking but I rub- bed vaseline on it right away.” The fellows up around the First National Bank tell me they have a new employe in a draft clerk. His duties are to open \and close the windows, “Where are you going, my pretty maid”? “I'm going a-milking, sir,” she said. “In that dress, my pretty maid?” “No, you dumbell, in this bucket.” I asked one of the fellows hang- question: “Do you still run around INGE for 'W vol come | with that little blonde\’ back i i li I a dol- | He said: “She’s now.” |lar tHat Ingre ride Sn air- I said: “Please answer my ques- plades. y yo f 3) tion,” and he walked away. . They claim there are millions of You know I've noticed that about germs on money and in kisses and the time a man outgrowsiswell-héad ve never as yet seen a man re- his waist-line gets the idea so what’s fyse either. the use” « And a_Real One Girls take a tip from me and Five-yaar-old” Arthur awoke at don’t smoke cigarettes as they will three the niprning. Muin your complexion. Smoke is “Tell meXa story, mother,” always ruinous to paint. begged, \ . “Quiet, dea! replied his mother. “Daddy will be in soon and tell us both one.” he We've got a lot of firemen here who they claim “don’t know much but believe me they know a good eee thing in hose when they see it. A ceMain chp who hangs out up at Lee's\told’me that\his girl jilted LT vegetable SNE him he didn’t’cut his hair “There's I out,” { “Well, let's /heax_ it.” “In 2 Little Spinach Town.” ? —————y AR Williams and t fellow from Florin eae to it, \ ’s the other day and - asked to see something odd in a] «po you méan™to tell me that you mirror, Mew~Shelly said, “Look in- drank a ‘whole quart and didn’t ev- That funny as I never et Joe Hershey, Cap other barbers cut 1A to this one.” fap 0. en staggety N\ — “Them’s Wy words. Sone ome tells this. one on. Doc| “How did you do it, Hollowbush. He took a lady to a| “I couldn’t even move.” ball game and ap’ to sixth’ inning the one) pitcher had given seven bases ¢n'\balls. Doc sdid: “That pitcher is, very wild”, [ ter. They say they can’t afford new! She said:\‘Oh, do introduce me gf, coats. to him.” . { I met ‘a Salunga blood on West Wonder just why its "that youidlain strdet Sunday ‘evening and don’t ees. much in the papers any- asked him \if his girl was ‘surprised more ~ about Lindberg,” especially’ when he called. ¥ since the Dempsey-Tunney fight? i He said: “Believe me she was and &o was the fellow with her.” Some of the down town girls de- I said to a fellow: “What are —_— > you doing—praying ” Nowadays the one man woman is “No—my pockets are so deep I usually found in a one horse town lare they are goin south this Win- | have to get on my knees to get and even there a lot of 'em are not Fried Apples and Bacon Thinly sliced bacon is delicious when browned under the flame of the broiler in a gas stove. It is then free of excess fat, crisp and appe- tizing. Good results can also be ob- tained by frying it in ‘a heavy skillet then draining the slices and absorb- ing a large part of the fat with brown paper. Apples or tomatoes can then be fried in the fat and ac- cording to the Bureau of Home Ec- onomics, U. S. Department of Agri- culture, make a particularly attrac- tive breakfast dish. The following recipe is suggested for fried apples and bacon. Select good tart apples. Peel and cut them in 3-4 to 1 inch cubes. Fry the bacon in a heavy skillet. As soon as the slices of ba- con are crisp, remove and drain them on clean brown paper. For frying the apples you will need about one-fourth cup of the bacon fat. Put the apples in the hot bac- on fat, piling them up rather high in the frying pan. Sugar to taste. Be sure you use enough sugar; ap- ples fried this way require a little more sugar than apples fried in the ordinary way. Cover and cook slow- ly until tender, Then remove the cover, and turn the apples gently; so the pieces will keep their shape. Let them brown lightly; they are then transparent. Place them i hot platter and surround them wit] the bacon. were) When coal was first sale in this country by Cilonel Sh macher he was threatened with ar- rest ‘for having fraudulently at- tempted to sell black stones for fuel)’ If you doubt this assertion take, a walk out toward the boro pump- in station or the Mt. Joy cemetery some evening, offered yr, DISTRIBUTION OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLE COOPERATIVES Associations for the marketing of fruits and vegetables are more widely distributed than any other kind of cooperative mar- keting enterprise. They were the first in this country to develop the federation, and nearly two-thirds of the existing federations are the groups of fruit and vegetable asso- ciations, They were the first organ- izations to develop any comprehen- sive plan for the merchandising of their products, and in this conneec- tion have used advertising in an ex- cooperative tensive way to stimulate consumer demand. The oldest of the active fruit and vegetable associations of which the Department of Agriculture has record was organized in 1878. Since ion time more than 1,000 associa- tions have been formed. Associa- tions exist now in 45 of 48 states. It is estimated that the 1,237 as- sociations of this type listed with the Department of Agriculture = did business for 180,000 members in 1925. The volume of business re- ported for the same year was $280,- 000,000. Determined by the amount of co- operative business handled, Califor- nia has been the leading State for a number of years. New York oc- cupied second place, as shown by a survey made in 1915, but Florida had taken New York’s place in 1925 These three States in 1925 handled 62 per cent of the total business done by cooperative associations in the United States. rr GG Ie The bagpipe in its origin has been traced to ancient Greece, Per- sia, and Chaldea. The instrument is believed to have been introduced ing around the post office corner this my money out.” working singly. A WISE OWL into Scotland by the Romans. A REAL ESTATE BARGAIN BULLETIN HARE oll BELOW YOU WILL FIND LISTED ANYTHING FROM A BUILDING LOT TO A $25,000 MANSION, FARM OR BUSINESS. IF YOU DON'T SEE LISTED JUST WHAT YOU WANT, CALL OR PHONE, AS I HAVE OTHERS. HERE ARE SOME OF THE BEST BARGAINS IN SMALL FARMS I HAVE EVER OFFERED. DWELLING HOUSES No. 230—A beautiful frame house on Marietta St., Mt. Joy.! corner property with all conveni ences, fine garage and price right. No. 257—A large brick house in' East Donegal, only 100 steps to trolley stop. Property in fairly good shape for $3,500. No. 263—A large frame corner property in Mount Joy. This is an ideal business place. Priced to sell. Nos. 2656—66—A new frame double house on South Barbara St., Mount Joy, each side 6 rooms and bath, light, heat, etc. Possession: any time. Will sell one or both. | No. 284—A 9-room frame house on West Main St, Mt. Joy, steam heat, electric lights, gas, ete. New garage. Price $3,500.00. : No. 307—A fine and beautiful 8-1 room dwelling on Main street, Flor-| in, east end. Extra large stable. | This is a real good buy for some one. No. 308—A frame house on | Marietta street, Mount Joy. Cheap | to a quick buyer. . No. 314—A very good brick dwel} ing on New Haven St., Mt. Joy, electric lights, bath, etc., corner property. No. 320—A fine frame double dwelling house in Florin, new 3; years ago. Modern in every way| with garage, etc. Rents for ! and $25. Price is only $5,600. Bet~ ter grab this. No. 321—A fine new 6-room | brick house on West Donegal St., Mt. Joy. Price reasonable and pos-; session given in 30 days. No. 322—A beautiful 1l-room brick mansion dwelling in Florin, very modern in every way. All conveniences. Possession in 30 days. NO. 327—A T-room frame house with all conveniences, at Pequea. Also garage 16x21. Fine location. Ideal for club. Only $3,500. No. 330—A 6-room frame house No. 206 East Donegal St., Mount Joy. slate roof, electric lights, ete., for only $2,600.00 No. 337—A fine new house on| West ™pnegal St., Mt. Joy, all con- veniences and in best of condition No. 339—A good 2% story frame house on Main street, Florin best of shape, 2-var garage. No. 340—Lot 180x185 on con- crete highway between Mt. Joy and Florin on which is one of the i hilly, large I have on my list. Must be seen. No. 270—A fine truck farm of a Price below present building cost. few acres near Milton Grove, good No. 341—A fine home along the house, barn, la¥ge shed, poultry trolley at Florin, all modern con- houses, ete. for only $1,500. veniences. Priced to sell. | No. 275-—14acres, 2 miles from No. 342—A fine dwelling on New Mt. Joy, gravel soil, frame house, Haven street, Mt, Joy. Here is a barn, etc. A dandy truck farm. nicely located and Don’t miss this. Price...$2,200.00 good home cheap. No. 344—Beautiful frame dwell- ing on West Donegal St., up-to-the- minute in repair, all conveniences. Priced to sell. No. 348—A 21% story frame dwelling, 6 rooms and bath, electric lights, slate roof, 2-car stable, cor- ner property. Also lot large enough for double house. Both front on 175 ft. on Marietta St. Mt. Joy. No. 349—An 80 ft. front on Donegal Springs Road, Mt. Joy New 8 room brick house, all mod- ern - improvements, Included is an acre tract in rear. No. 353—Lot 40x200 with new 5-room light and heat. $3,600.00. No. 354—A very modern home on West Donegal St.,, Mount Joy. dodern in every way and in excell- ent condition, Fly screens and win- dow shades to remain, If you have $1,000, balance can remain on Mort- gage. Immediate possession. No. 355—A lot 50x200 ft. just outside Mt. Joy Boro. new T7-room house never occupied, garage, good well of water, etc. Half of money gn remain, Possession at once. Will sell more land with property if purchaser desires. Here's a worth vhile proposition. TRUCK FARMS No. 107—An 8% acre tract of land in East Donegal, near Reich’s church, frame house, tobacco shed, barn, ete. $4,000.00. No. 183—2 acres and, rather double house, fine for poultry. $650. No. 184—13 acres of sand and limestone in Rapho, frame house, good bank barn, fruit, running wa- ter. Only $2,000. No. 196—A 2-acre tract in East No. 303—Truck farm of slightly over 2 acres at Florin. An ideal place for trucking and poultry. No. 333—A 2-acre tract in Mt. Joy township, 10-room frame house frame stable, ete., for only $2,000. No. 352—A dandy truck, fruit and poultry farm of Jacob Stauffer, near Sunnyside School, in Rapho township. Here's a snap for some one, MEDIUM SIZED FARMS No. 210-—31 acre-farm near Mar- jetta and Lancaster pike, good crop- per, lots of fruit, excellent tobacco and truck farm. Only $4,000. No 260—A 38-acre farm at railroad station 6 miles from York. 12 room brick house, bank barn, tobacco shed, 2 lime kilnes, ete. An excellent proposition. Price $20,000. No. 277—25 Acres gravel and sand land near Sunnyside School, 7 room frame house, barn, tobacco shedling. Gool water. For a quick sale will take...... $4,000.00 No. 278—30 acres of sand land near Green Tree church, good soil, bank barn, 11 room house, fine wa- ter, fruit, etc. All farm land. Price $9,500.00. No. 300--18 acres of best lime- stone land in heart of East Done. gal, extra fine buildings in Al shape, best small farf I offered in! years. Located on macadam high- way. Price only $8,500.00. No. 351—A 60-acre farm along state highway east of Middletown. in Dauphin Co. Here’s a very cheap farm for some one. Let me show you this bargain. LARGE FARMS No. 138—An 81-acre farm of all limestone soil, in East Donegal, 11- room stone house, barn, tobacco shed, 5 acres meadow, 3-4 of money can remain. at Florin bungalow. Has Dandy home for finest and most modern dwellings J E.SCHROL!. Donegal near Maytown, 8-room| No. 144—A 125 acre farm of house, stable, chicken house, pig sty,| best land in Lane. Co. All build- house newly painted. ings in Al shape. Located on . No. 229—10 acres limestone land | state highway and near a town. in East Donegal, large frame | Don’t need the money but owner house, frame stable, 83 poultry | does not want responsibility. houses, ete. No. 161—A 235-acre farm in In- BELL PHONE 41R2 gal, good buildings, running water, buildings, shedding for 12 acres of tobaco. best limestone soil, near Newtown, cluding acres tobacco, best of water. better county. Joy twp., half a mile from Mt. Joy. Price very reasonable. stand good ronage. Rent is $30 with a long lease. | | at Marietta. delay. { office, dwelling, etc. a country town. ing proposition. acres stand and gar, tobacco and confectionery, pos- diana Co., 75 acres farm land, bal- ance timber, good buildings, young orchard, fine water and close to mar- kets, schools and churches. No. 179—A farm of 107 acres of best limestone land in East Done- neadow, ample shedding for tobacco. No. 201—104 acres in the heart of East Donegal tobacco district, fine This is a real farm. No. 233—A 65-acre farm in the | heart of East Donegal, good build- ings and land. Price right. No. 274—A 120-acre farm of 14-acre meadow, good buildings, in- | brick house, can hang 12 No tobacco yielder in the Price. ..$135.00 Per Acre. No. 294—An 85-acre farm of| like new, brick house, new silo, new | poultry house, only 2% miles north west side of concrete of Mt. Joy $9,500. on hard road. Price] No. 323—A 68-acre farm in Mt. | BUSINESS STANDS ; No. 63—The entire concrete block | manufacturing plant of J. Y. Kline at Florin, together with all stock, | machinery, buildings, contracts, ete. Price very low. NO. 824—A good general store | located on the square in a country town. Excellent pat-| About a $15,000 stock. | NO. 325—A good garage, dwell-| ing, gas station and a car agency| Only $3,000.00. Don’t NO. 326—A General Store, post Only store in Here's a good go- No. 332—A large limestone quar- ry now in operation including 63% | land, house, barn, crusher, horses, 2 trucks, all tools, orders, etc. Better grab this quick as its a money maker. No. 334—A fine brick business| dwelling on East Main| St., Mount Joy, old established, ci- session any time, No. 346—A fine, large 3-story brick building in Mt. Joy, now used as a restaurant, apartments and garage. Priced for a snappy sale. | $2,500.00. BUILDING LOTS No. 57—A b-acre tract in the boro of Mount Joy, fine large lot and would be a money-maker for trucking or speculating on build- ing lots. No. 163—A fine building lot on East Main street. Price right. No. 171—Large nuinber of build- ing lots between Mt. Joy and Flor- in. I can give you any number of lots at any location. at almost any price. No. 297—A 50 ft. corner lot on Columbia Avenue, Mt. Joy. Price $350. No. 306—Fine building lot front- ing 45 ft. on the east side of Lumber St., Mt. Joy. $500. No. 310—A 40-ft. lot on Walnut St., Mt. Joy. If you want a cheap lot get busy. No. 335—Lot 100 ft. front and 540 ft. deep on concrete highway gravel land, barn and tobacco shed hetween Mt. Joy and Florin. No. 347—Four building lots on highway be- tween Mt. Joy and Florin. One 60x 200 ft. $600. Three 40x200 at $15 per foot. JUST LAND No. 169—A 15-acre tract be- tween Mt. Joy and Florin. A real investment to some speculator. No. 319—A plot of about an acre or more of ground in Mt. Joy A good investment for someone. FACTORY SITES . No. 10—A tract fronting 107 It. on the P. R. R. siding in Mt Joy has many advantages and cen trally located. One of the best in the town. No. 279—A large tract covering one entire block along Penna. R. R siding in Mount Joy. A wonder- ful location at a right price. No. 345—A plot of ground along the railroad with concrete building 16x26 ft. Fine for storage or small business. No further use. . I also have a number of proper- ties that owners do not care to have advertised. If you don’t find what you want in this list, call and see me. I have it. HUNTING CAMPS No. 262—A tract of 125 acres of farm and timber land, house. barn, etc. Half is farm land. Sev eral bear pens on farm. Game such as bear, deer, pheasants, grey and black squirrel, porcupines, ete An ideal hunting camp. Price MOUNT JOY rein PENN STATE PREPARES FCR FOOTBALL SEASON The Pennsylvania State College football team is in the thick of its |= Harrisburg’s Eyesight = Bre: Season training period this |B Specialists Will Be at = week, practice having begun Sep-|g > = tember 1st. The first game on the " Chandler’s Drug Store n schedule comes September 24. A Mount Joy, Pa. = squad of nearly fifty candidates re- |@ ONE DAY ONLY B® ported for the first practice and | m WEDNESDAY, OCT. 5, 1927 this number is creased when the late port, The squad this siderably larger than any to re- port for several seasons, and fol- lowers of the Lions are hopeful of an improved record in the 1927 campaign, A fair lot of veteran material is on hand for the coaches this year. Only four first string regulars from the 1926 team were lost through graduation. Of the available men this fall Captain Johnny Roepke, Cy Lungren, Steve Hamas, Allie Wolf, Johnny Pincura, Bernard Harrington, Harold Dangerfield, and Johnny McCracken are likely prospects for backfieln positions. On the line Hastings, Krall, Darragh, Weiland, Moore, Panaccion, and Livermore are probably choices for varsity positions. Roger Mahoney, center, will he back at his old post with Parana and Shuler in reserve. Ends will be picked from Delp, Slamp, Curry, Falkner and McPhie. Penn State faces an unusually heavy schedule this fall with six of the nine opponents regarded as of the highest calibre. The full sched- ule follows: September 24, Lebanon Valley at State College; October 1, Gettysburg at State College; Oecto- ber 8, Bucknell at State College; October 15, Pennsylvania at Phila- delphia; October 22, Syracuse at Syracuse, N. Y.; October 29, La- fayette at State College; Novem- arrivals re- year is con- ber 5, George Washington at State College; November 12, New York University at State College; No- vember 24, Pittsburgh at Pitts- burgh, et a Printed Summer Fabrics Printed wash fabries are just now at the height of their popular- ity. They are found in all weights of cotton materials. Manufacturers of voile, batiste, dimity, organdy, broadcloth, zephyrs, cotton char- meuse, and novelty corded cottons have all adopted prints. The dis- tinguishing characteristic, according to the Bureau of Home Economics of the United States Department of Agriculture, is that the designs are printed on the fabric and theref appear only one Ameri uff manufacturers have numbers of fast which can be used in the printing This has made it pos- sible to secure domestic fabrics of this kind which launder well and do not fade. The color is guaranteed fast in many of them. To be sure that this guarantee is reliable, it is advisable to purchase well known brands and also to take a sample home and wash it to be sure the color is fast. This precaution is particularly necessary if the mater- ial is to be used for children’s clothing, which must withstand fre- quent laundering, side. deve oped large dyes processes. The patterns are exceptionally charming this year. In some cases the ideas have been taken from hand-embroidered figures. Small patterns are popular. Voiles print- ed in geometric designs are new. Some of these, developed in black and white, gray, or blue, are espe- cially suitable for older women. For hot summer afternoons ba- tiste, dimity, and organdy will be cool and fresh. The zephyrs, cotton charmeuse, and corded cottons are expected to be |g LL COMING! RUBIN & RUBIN 9 A.M. TO5P. M. a BT fir Why Strain Eyes? When You Can Avail Your- self of Rubin ¥ Rubin Eye Service at Such Moderate Prices Shell Frames $ 2 50 J 0 B As Low As B Toric Lenses $2 50 H As Low As .. ° = w Bifocals, for Far and $5 = B Near as Low as = B Eyes Examined—No Drops a - Used = E Establshed 22 Years = TO) Ii] WEAX FOLKS WE HEAT FOLKS. ARE” NOT IEACHERS TUT WE MAKE- IT EASY FOR CHILDREN To LEARN Without good coal Many of the winter's activ- ities would have to cease. Schools would close. Business houses would close. Churches would close. Everybody would be busy at the one occupation of keeping warm. Except the doctors. They’d be busy trying to get everybody well. But, fortunately, the coal is here. Better order yours while it’ plentiful. Call the HEAT FOLKS for good, clean coal Wolgemuth Bros. 151R4 174R6 FLORIN. PA. excellent for house dresses and for the small daugher’s school and play dresses. Edge finishes, collars and cuffs, or inserted bands of a plain material the same color as the back- ground or one of the figures in the material give these dresses more character and interest. For young girls party dresses printed batiste, organdy, and lawn aare youthful aand appropriate faabries. ee ee I Mian: Investigations of the food habits of cormorants and other fish-eating birds in Minnesota and North Dako- ta, carried on by the Biological Sur- vey of the United States Depart- ment of Agriculture, indicate that no serious damage can be charged to these birds. Fishermen, especial- ly in North Dakota, had been troying cormorants because it thought they were responsible for the reduction in and game fishes. The examination of a num- ber of stomachs cormorants, | however, revealed that they [ for the most part eating only not be used | The reduc- | es in some | des- was food of were “mud- | puppies,” which would as. either food or game. tion in the number of fi of the North Dakota in reality, it was found, to in the alkalinity of the waters and was due | increase | | rial not to the depredations of the birds | > A er = er | Want a Nice Business | account of ill health of the | owner, I now have the fine brick property, confectionery and ciga | and tobacco store of the late Harr E. Klugh. on East Main St, Mount Joy for sale. House has all con. | veniences and will give possession any time. Call, phone or write J | E. Schroll, Mt. Joy, Pa. ti] - ——— On Pick Fruit Right SAVE WITH Sarpy, Ng BLY Store To Keep Them Clean— Use— KLENZO Dental Creme i ee snow- inviting clean, gives the lustrous look that distinguishes beautiful teeth, protects and safeguards them. alc Large Size Tube E. W. GARBER This dentrifice, white, creamy and the teeth SO — 1 + maxes serupulously them white The Sire Pick fruit according to the mar- | ket, not too green, but if the mar- | ket is distant, not too ripe, say | horticulturists of the Pennsylvania | State College. Well-matured, firm | | fruit carries better than green is infinitely superior to it on reaching the consumer. nme — According to Burmese supersti- tion marriage between two persons born on the same day of the week are sure to bring misfortune. To prevent these unfortunate marr- jages all children are called by a name which begins with the letter associated with the day of the week upon which they were born. ™ MOUNT JOY. PA. GIFT SHOP Parker Fountain Pens Don. W. Gorrecht JEWELER Mt. Joy, Pa. The Bulletin is always prompt in the delivery of all printing. »
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