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WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 31st, 1927
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On With Laughter) 21
Have you heard he raw or anything of that sort?” drives a stolen car with no lights
wear song as yet fellows. It goes I si and no license plates the wron
: ro. A Woman’s Troubles The little man hesitated a p g
someting. like this: “Underwear A woman’s always on the jump, moment, looking a bit frightened, Way on a one-way street, and, af-
my baby is tonight. i" Her troubles make a mere man then replied, in a small piping |ter running down two policemen,
E ond then: th grin; voice: “ I sometimes chew a little piss into a police station—he is
very now an en the average ’ 3 t plum um.” unlucky.
wife meets a hatchet-faced woman If she's not trying 0 ge bump, 12
| Youll find she’s trying to get 3
she’d just love to have her husband thin Just doped outa Tot ene 1 They tell this one on Charlie
live with for a while and get what : ou? a8 2 3 YI Roth. They say he accidentally cut
Girls you're out of luck. Somelwon’t send any letters by air mail. |; fellow in the neck several times
was coming to him.
Scientists say they know the,
moon has nothing to do with rain
fall and some of the old people
here in town say they know better.
We'll leave it up to you as to who
is right,
There's a certain young fellow
here in town who works at the cot-
ton mill and he’s trying his best to
get ahead. I'm darn sure he needs
one.
Some folks argue that fish can’t
live in hot water but I know they
can. There are several married men borrowing five
in town who have been in hot wa- neighbor but he will have a blamed fused.
true to
are better than one but I'll bet my that the
worn out
week’s pay that
| office devil and its clean too: “Mr,
Potato was all eyes for Miss Squash
|and they were to
the parson didn't Turnip.”
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.
dollars from
ter for a long time and are still site more trouble getting it back.
very much alive—the poor fishes. a ease
Another dumb bell just blew in.
Doc Heilig says you should be His check which he gave to one of
your teeth or theyll be our stores came back marked “no
alse to you,
planation he said: “It’s mighty
heads funny. I just read in the Bulletin
bank had a ‘surplus of
nearly a million.”
Some one said that two
against your
truth-
straw hat
you can't
fully say that after you've gone to A lady went to Booth’s store
movies. and asked for a pound of animal
. crackers but she said she didn’t
A fellow in town declares that yng any lions or tigers because
exaggeration isn't lying but believe pov frighten the baby.
me it’s the best
heard of.
substitute I ever
A small, henpecked, worried-look-
ing man was about to take an ex-
amination for life insurance.
“You don’t dissipate, do
physician, as he
fast liver,
Here's a wise crack from our
you?”
be married but asked the
ready for tests. “Not a
guy has perfected a motometer When I want my
for sofas.
em on fly paper.
A cat and dog will often asso- = i es |] ha
ciate with each other in perfect | : | matter, hair in your mouth?
peace until they're tied together. ! We had a new one ir town Sat- | The fellow replied: “No I wanta
And it’s that way With some men urday night. A fellow drank some-|see if my neck leaks.
and women thing like hootch and then went | A WISE OWL
? home and tried to take his pants etl Meee
Willie: “Pa, what isan optimist?” off over his head.
Pa: “A man who thinks that he
won’t have to buy his wife a new
Garber announced that
fur coat because the man next Doc
door did his!” janie would play a
| “The White Mule.” She said: “No, | weather. As many as 20 shoats per;
A fellow on East Main street father, the name of the selection is acre can be
told me he had a lot of trouble “The White Donkey.”
funds” and when asked for an ex- |
made |
letters to get to
their destination in a hurry I write i on asked for a glass of water
At last Tuesday’s Rotary meeting pasture
his | maximum supply of
piano solo, [throughout the season, even in dry
his | just how Doc happened to get con- FLOUR FROM PENNA,
Of course it wasn't any more of |
a mixture than Mr. Coventry, of |
|th¢ Grey Iron spoke about. He
| said a fellow went to the American
store here and asked what those,
red berries were. The clerk said: |
“They are cranberries and. they
make much better apple-sauce than
| prunes.” |
|
|
{ A fellow who moved here recent-
[ly told me that a lot of prominent
| citizens want him to return to his
former home town. He says he]
gets letters from the leading mer-
chants to come back and settle.
Out west men used to die with
their boots on from six shooters
{now its from six cylinders.
When a drunken, unlicensed
driver with one arm around a girl
while shaving him. Finally the cus-
land Charles inquired: “What’s the
Alfalfa Good Hay Pasture
For hogs, alfalfa is the best
obtainable, furnishing a
ideal forage
WHEAT BEST FOR PASTRIES
Many housewives are
that soft winter wheat
from Pennsylvania-grown wheat is
recognized as the type most suit-
able for pastry making. This is in-
dicated by an extensive survey be-
not aware
flour made
ing made in Pennsylvania regard-
ing the use of flour and bread.
Ninety per cent of the housewives
included in the survey in Philadel-
phia and Wilkes-Barre did not know
this fact, while most of the house-
wives in Sunbury were informed.
Recent tests have shown that
Pennsylvania flour when milled
from selected wheat has proved su-
perior in the baking of pastry pro-
ducts, says the State Bureau of
Markets.
artnet Mims me
SUCH IS THE LIFE
OF A NEWSPAPER MAN
“Getting out a weekly paper is
no picnic. If we print jokes, folks
say we are silly, If we don’t they
say we are too serious. If we pub-
lish original stuff they say we lack
variety. If we clip from other pa-
pers they say we are too lazy to
write. If we stay in the office we
ought to be out hunting up news.
If we hunt up news, we are not
tending to business in the office. If
we wear old clothes, we're stingy.
If we wear new ones, they're not
paid for. Like as not, some one
will say we swiped this article from
another newspaper. We did.”
Prepare Pullets For Laying
Give the early pullets proper
care and feed now to fit them for
the best possible production next
carried. Better plant
Jsome for pasturing next year,
|
winter. You cannot fill the egg bas-
ket when prices are high by stunt-
ing the pullets and delaying their
production period.
SCHIROL.1.S
BELOW YOU WILL FIND LISTED ANYTHING FROM A BUILDING LOT TO A $25,000 MANSION, FARM
OR BUSINESS, IF YOU DON'T SEE LISTED JUST WHAT YOU WANT, CALL OR PHONE, AS I HAVE
QTHERS. HERE ARE SOME OF THE BEST BARGAINS IN SMALL FARMS 1 HAVE EVER OFFERED.
DWELLING HOUSES
No. 230—A beautiful frame
house on Marietta St., Mt. Joy.
corner property with all conveni
ences, fine garage and price right;
No. 257—A large brick house in
East Donegal, only 100 steps to
trolley stop. Property in fairly
good shape for $3,500,
No. 263—A large frame corner
property in Mount Joy. This is an
ideal business place. Priced to sell
Nos. 265—66—A new frame
double house on South Barbara St.,
Mount Joy, each side 6 rooms and
bath, light, heat, c Possession
any time, Will sell one or both.
No. 284 )-room frame house
on West It. Joy, steam
heat, electric 5, ete. New
garage. Pi
No. 30
end. ra large
in, east 05.
a real good buy for some
This is
No. 808—A frame house on
Marietta street, Mount Joy.
to a quick buyer. :
No. 314—A very good brick dwell
ing on New Haven §St., Mt. Joy,
electric lights, bath,
property.
No. 320—A fine frame double
dwelling house in Florin, new 3
Modern in
ete. Rents
years ago. every
with garage,
and $25.
ter grab this.
No. 321—A
brick house on
fine new 6-room
West Donegal St.,
Mt. Joy. Price reasonable and pos-
session given in 30 days.
No. 3822—A beautiful
brick mansion dwelling in
very modern in every way. All
conveniences. Possession in 30 days.
11l-room
NO. 327—A T7-room frame house
conveniences, at Pequea.
Fine location.
with all
Also garage 16x21.
Ideal for club. Only $3,500.
No. 330—A 6-room frame house
St., Mount
Joy. slate roof, electric lights, etc.,
No. 206 East Donegal
for only $2,600.00
No. 337—A fine
veniences and in best of condition
No. 339—A good 2%
frame house on Main street, Florin
best of shape, 2-var garage.
No. 340—Lot 180x185 on
crete highway between Mt.
and Florin on which is
stable. |
Cheap |
ete., corner! poultry.
way | ter.
8s for $20 No.
Price is only $5,600. Bet-{ Donegal
Florin, No.
new house on
West Donegal St., Mt. Joy, all con- barn, ete.
story
con- | Price $2,000.00. 0 :
No. 303—Truck farm of slightly|best limestone land in East Done- |ing lots.
gal, good buildings, running water,
meadow, ample shedding for tobacco.
MOUNT J
Joy
one of the over 2 acres at Florin.
finest and most modern dwellings.)place for trucking and poultry.
J. E. SCHRO
seen, No. 333—A 2-acre tract in M
Joy. township, 10-room frame hous
frame stable. etc., for only $2,000.
I have on my list. Must be
Price below present building cost
No. 341—A fine: home along the
t. No. 201—104 acres in the heart of |
e! East Donegal tobacco district, fine
buildings, shedding for 12 acres of
This is a real farm.
trolley at Florin, all modern con- No. 352—A dandy truck, fruit tobaco.
veniences. Priced to sell and poultry farm of Jacob Stauifer,| No. 233—A 65-acre farm in the
No. 342—A fine dwelling on New near Sunnyside School, in Rapho| heart of st De il, good build-
Haven et, Mt, Joy. Here is a township. Here’s a snap for 1e | ings and land. ce right. ;
good home nicely located and No - 120-acre farm of
cheap. i TYE SIZE - AA & soil, Newtown,
No. 844—Beautiful frame dwell-| ~ MEDIUM SIZED FARMS ldings, in-
onegal St., up-to-the- No. 210-—31 ac x iz
ing on West :
T ietta and Lanc
minute in air, all conveniences. i e 1
Priced to sell. per, lots of fruit, excelle trl
No. 348—A 2% story frame and truck farm Only
wel » 6 rooms and bath, electric| No 260—A 38 204 A 4
r stable, cor | railroad station. 6 m
1 enoug! room brick hot
on 175 | tobacco shed, 2 liv :
y An excellent prope Price
f1 $20,0
) No. 277—-25 Acres gravel and
se, sand land near Sunnyside School, |
n yded is an|7 room frame house, barn, tobacco |p: tbl
acre tract in rear. shedling. Gool water. For al” at A ATES
| quick sale will take...... $4,000.00 BUSINESS S1ARDS
TRUCK FARMS | No. 278—30 of sand land No. I ntire c¢ t
ree Tre h »00 S
i No. 107—An 83%. acre tract of neat Green Ire , good soil, nu
fine wa-| at Flor
. 1 "O01 Se
land in East Donegal, near Reich’s il room !
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church, frame house, tobacco shed,
| barn, ete. $4,000.00. Rn Le
| No. 183—2 acres and, rather -18 a 3 01 best lim
"hilly, large double house, fine in heart of Don
fine
buildings in £
J I offerec
macadam hig
500.00.
$650.
No. 184—13 acres of sand
and |
limestone in Rapho, frame Monsey
good bank barn, fruit, running wa-| Way. I r
Only $2,000. | No. 316—A
196—A Z.acre tract in near Chickies
"good soil ard an excellent
near Maytown, 8-room | 2 4
| house, stable, chicken house, pig sty,| 2 200d 1-man farm.
house newly painted. { No. 851—A 60-acre
No. 220-—10 acres limestone land | State highway east of
Al
Price
Church,
farm
can remain.
No. 144—A 125 acre
best land in Lance. Co. Al
for quick sale.
No. 270—A fine truck farm of a
few acres near Milton Grove, good buil
Mt. Joy, gravel soil, frame house, | does not want responsibility.
A dandy truck farm.
No. 302—A 6-acre tract of gravel
land 1% miles from Mt. Joy, good
Don’t miss this. Price.
frame house, poultry house, etc. | kets, schools and churches.
No. 179—A farm of 107 acres
An ideal
LL,
All farm land. Price | machinery
29-acre farm of sand|ing, gt
very | at Marietta.
cropper. | delay.
Middletown. |a country to
farm of
house, barn, large shed, poultry|ings in Al shape. Located on
houses, ete. for only $1,500. state highway and near a town.
No. 275. —14acres, 2 miles from |Don’t need the money but own
No. 161—A 235-acre farm in In-
diana Co., 75 acres farm land, bal-
ance timber, good buildings, young
orchard, fine water and close to mar-
I
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h- | R
NO.
car a
r $3,000.00.
d- | session any time,
No. 346—A fine,
€r | 3s a restaurant,
garage. Priced for a snappy sale.
BUILDING LOTS
No. 57—A b-acre
boro of Mount Joy, fine large
and would be a money-maker
of | trucking or
East Main street. Price right.
BELL PHONE 41R2
Don’t
St., Mount Joy, old established, ci-
gar, tobacco and confectionery, pos-
large 3-story have advertised.
brick building in Mt. Joy, now used
apartments and
tract in the
lot | barn, ete.
for
speculating on build-
No. 163—A fine building lot on |An
1 ha
Large number of build-
Mt. Joy and Flor-
) any number
on, at
No. 171—
ing lots bet
in. I ean
FACTORY SITES
{ NO. 326-—A General Store, post P. rack 107
| on 1 : nlv 3 . Vv. Ve
along | office, dwelling, ete. Only e In nv adva:
\ ere a oood go- ny aay L
V1. Here's a good ge ated. On
in East Donegal, large frame | in Dauphin Co. Here’s a very cheap} ing proposition. #6 CHAE: town.
house, frame Stable, 3 poultry|farm for some one. Let me show Ro, 30 A arg et GY | 79—A large tract covering
houses, ete. “| you this bargain, ry now in operation including I 2} re block along iz. R. R
256—A farm of 1214 acres LARGE FARMS dl aga, Io I i in Mount Joy. A wonder
of sand land, frame house, bank| No. 138—An 8l-acre farm of all ett iD (his quick as its|ful location at a right price.
barn, chicken house, hog sty, run- | limestone_soil, in East Donegal, 11- OC OF Lor. tals quick 2 | "Neo. 345-—A plot of ground along
ning water; an ideal truck and|¥oom stone house, barn, tobacco No. 331A ‘fine brick business |the railroad with concrete building
poultry farm. Price only $1,800 |shed, 5 acres meadow, 3-4 of money stand aad dwelling on East it. Fine for storage or
tod {small business. No further use.
I also have a number of proper-
ties that owners do not care to
If you don’t find
what you want in this list, call and
see me, I have it.
HUNTING CAMPS
No. 262—A tract of 125 acres
of farm and timber land, house,
Half is farm land. Sev-
eral bear pens on farm, Game
such as bear, deer, pheasants, grey
ideal
$2,500.00.
hunting camp.
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| FISHERMEN’S MECCA
almost | °°
and black squirrel, porcupines, ete.
Price
DESTROYED BY FIRE
Home of Izaak Walton, Eng- |,
lish Landmark.
Washington, — Fishermen will be
saddened to learn that Izaak Wal-
ton’s thatched, half-timbered cottage
at Shallowford, Staffordshire, has
been destroyed by fire.
“England has lost one of her best
beloved, literary landmarks and fisher-
men the home of the art’s most fa- |3¢
mous exponent, with the destruction
of Walton's country home,” says a
bulletin from the Washington head- {g
quarters of the National Geographic
society. lations and to begin practicing
“As St. Andrews, Scotland, is the {some of them. There is one, of
mecca for golfers and Stratford-upon- | course, that must not be practiced
Avon the shrine of drama lovers, so
Shallowford has been the place of
pilgrimage for fishermen,” continues
the bulletin, “Staffordshire, unrolling
its green, cultivated hills and valleys
midway between smoky
and busy Liverpool, was the birth-
place of Walton and the scene of
those fishing expeditions wherein he
angled and caught with the same
hook, trout and many paragraphs we
still acclaim,
Some Famous Fishing Places.
“Northwest, a few miles from the
Shallowford cottage lies Madeley,
country seat of John Offley, Esquire,
pleat Angler’ in appreciation for per-
mission to fish on Offley’'s estate.
Northeast ripples the Dove through
Dovedale, a green carpeted, English
sort of canyon, where Walton fished
with that young rake, Charles Cotton,
who added to the ‘Compleat Angler’ |hicle is occupied by more than
the sections on fly-fishing. Near [three persons and an accident
Beresford at the upper end of the |occurs by reason thereof the opera-
Dale stands the famous fishing house [tor is guilty of reckless driving.
built by the impecunious, creditor-rid- T
den Cotton for the use of ‘Father [to be an important provision and
Walton’ and himself. one that must be obeved to the
“Nothing could be in greater con- |letter. In fact they suggest that
trast to an American sportsman’s fish- (no more than two people occupy
ing camp than Cotton's fishing house |the front seat.
on the Dove. The latter presents the These and other provisions should A
appearance of a rather large, private
mausoleum, Its walls are cut stone
Flanking doorway.
stone
Co
|C
|p
and In
1t to the fis
ired, lead
| tl
res more than his ‘observations or
‘A first. the I: he wi
reel f
then
ascends
igher into the air; and having ended
er heavenly employment, grows then
nute and sad to think she must de-
‘ond te the dull earth, which she
wid not touch hut of necessity.”
she means to rejoice to che
1 e that hear her, she
eorth. and sings as she
A Qe
Exhibit At the Fair
Have you picked out those good
animals for the fair exhibit this
fall? Don’t be the fellow who says,
“I have better stock than those
prize winners at home.” A good ex-
hibit will advertise your business.
rm
The women in the mountains of
southern Serbia have trimmed their
hair with sheep shears in a ‘childish
Tducating The
caster Automobile club to acquaint
themselves now with the provisions
of the
which becomes
cluded in
duty of every owner and driver of
state, to know about the new regu-
until the new code goes into effect,
and that is the
creases the speed limit from 30 to
35 miles per hour on the open
highways and from 15 to 20 miles:
hour elsewhere, except in
Birmingham |per
school zones.
the one that requires
main
streets to come to
fore moving onto the main thorovgh
fare. This practice is
great safeguard and cficials of che
Lancaster Automobile
that it be tried out ncw by drivers
to whom Walton dedicated the ‘Com- [in
corners and also that the car oper-
ators may be fully acquainted with
this regulation by the time the new
code goes into effect.
if the front seat of any motor ve-
be studied and in order to acquaint
the motorists
the regulations included in the new
| VILLAGE PLANNING BIG
D on of
ar ounded with ample lawns
a and attractive borders.
Vi hat do not minister to the
1ee( f the farming communities
likel drift
Motoring Public
ALUABLE INFORMATION FOR
MOTORISTS FURNISHED THE
BULLETIN BY LANCASTER
AUTOMOBILE CLUB
ae.
Motorists are urged by the Lan-
State Vehicle Code,
effective January 1,
)28. Many new regulations are in-
this code and it is the
new
car, officials of the Auto Club
clause which in-
Another provision is
cars entering
from cross
a full stop be-
important
thoroughfai es
considered a
Club suggest
lessen
order to dengers at
The new code also provides that
his is considered by club officials
of this section with Ley
yde the Lancaster Automobile
lub will, from time to time, ex-
lai through the columns of this
ewspaper the numerous changes
at are brought about under the
ew law,
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FACTOR IN COMMUNITY LIFE
City planning as practical in met-
itan centers has its counter-
the development of villages
s social and trade cen-
ing communities. The
affords the farmer wid-
» of choice in selecting his
ition and in selling his pro-
and buying supplies. Some
elements of good physical
p of towns and villages, ac-
to Wayne
Farm
Life of the
griculture, are
and
reets,
C. Nason, of the
Population and
Department of
convenient and
entrances, broad
a common or vil-
1ge green as a civic center, park
1 ound space, sanitation,
tecture in private dwell-
as well as in public buildings,
iich should be conveniently loecat-
, and all set back from the streets
asing exits
1
to complain of the
s and of ruinous compe-
that are attractive,
riceable, also profit
increasing army of
which fore-
3 yensive mis-
recommended 4%
Asin the 3
rad start J
ager in
new vill-
an eye
mont,
ehurst,
Other
er in
n work at
tion of long-
nent of un-
wear out.
wide and
;ociations
5. A long
which
ices in-
umunities
ardeau,
Minn. ;
1 and Pat-
concludes
is in its infan-
a waste ‘but
forestalling
sums in the
in
r the economic, soO-
: sthetic welfare of the
20,000,0( le who live in wil-
y towns and of the
),000,000 farm people who use
them. 4
en eed eee
The, poultry industry of the
United States is a billion dollar in-
dustry. In fact, according to Roy
C. Potts, chief poultry marketing
specialist of the United States
partment of Agriculiure, -it} has
passed well beyond that valué and
has become one of the lehding
agricultural industries of the poun-
try. Chicken egg productign on
farms is in the neighborhood pf 2,-
000,000,000 dozen annually “Sh a
value of $600,000,000 or more
the number of poultry raised
year is approaching three-qus
duetion,
known,
the
bob’ since antisuity.