OWL-LAFFS e 8 [1 ing c _We the heck “Hagy” knows. | We it comes to love making, ev- | hear a guy howl for sanitary drink- | en the shallow woman 1s very deep. | ing cups and then takes a swig out one of our Boro Councilmen as he | | sat on his | she forgot to remove the pin. saying: “I wonder | one evening and then school closed ! | before they got that far back in| { the book. hime in by A kid went down street last ev- ning singing: Shoe the feet and Dress the hair But let the lady's Back go bare. One of our young flappers went to Lancaster and had her face lift- |ed but she declares it fell again |the minute she got the bill for the work, ¢ told me that| But the thing that gets me is to One of our shieks lof any old flask offered him. “That's a point well taken,” said | Had a fellow come into the of- wife’s hat from which |fice yesterday and say that it ain’t | gonna rain no mo, because he was [to a ball game and got a rain that check, now he can stop it any old y | I heard a certain man say | oe {the fish sucker is much harder to time. 0. WwW. lL. | catch than the human. i . : hen to think that men dike that (On With Langhter) | Did you ever notice that a fel-11ive and the good ones die. {low who always. wants to rule or Pa Just a little advice to vou fel. | ruin usually does both if given While out calling a hostess gave lows wl expect to celebrate the | half a chance? the woman’s son a piece of cake. the urth. Be careful you don’t] remem Mother said: “What should you say ! get shot or even half shot. A fellow on East Main street Charles?” told me that marriage is never Charles replied: “Give me an- Our ofiice Sout Te No irl happy unless both get better ‘mates [other piece.” the = Vice py a : 2 new gir’ than they deserve. ; - t ther gol and he declared re In front of the post office a few she was a peach. One of our lady One of our Sunday School teach-|days,ago a certain voung lady re. linotype operators said: “She mighta ers asked a class if any of them marked to her iend: “I saw a been a peach allright but from all ould tell her anything about Good |college boy run down.” cations her mother didn’t know Friday. One youngster spoke up The her- answered: “Heavens how to preserve her. and said: “Why he’s the fellow who {they alw: are did the house-work for Robinson A WISE OWL | There’s a certain lady in town Cruso.” cere AQ i has some bean. I saw better heads meee on umbrella handles. | A woman at Florin told her ¢ n Trins a - _. daughter she met her husband {thed vt a ies end tie] 'k Schneider declares that if girl's father) at a dance hall. eo ; Nt Ek oh we bi were ink, she wouldn’t have The daughter replied: “So that’s{ = : a enough to make a period. why you want me to keep away| _ .. a | Ra ne —— from dance halls?” ny i e years At that you can’t expect any- a wt Vt at the sum thi en to you nowa days ex- Just because they were given | Hl But to circle cept away, some brides ithink they are | i row free soon as they are married, t | : 8. for Hagenberger claims. that EE ES {oe boy is estimmted at women have a smaller vocabulary Russell Halbleib told me yester-i ' which i than men, but its more attractive. day he’s good and sore ever since } : ALSO cm meee a week before school stopped. He | Seperate Grenier Just heard some guy said he studied the wrong lesson Our classified ads bring results. then I the club’s | each child in the family | tures in addition { American {istrar of motor vehicles, and several | motor world. | road service and parking provisions THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. Educating The * Motoring Public VALUABLE INFORMATION FOR MOTORISTS FURNISHED THE BULLETIN BY LANCASTER AUTOMOBILE CLUB Tickets entitling children under twelve years of age to free rides on the various amusements at Carson- ia Park, Reading, on the day of the Lancaster Automobile Club annual picnic are now being distributed at headquarters, 10 South Prince Street, Lancaster. Members of the club are entitled to a strip of these tickets, without charge, for under 12 vears of age. They can be obtain- ed by calling at the club offices: The Automobile Club’s annual picnic this year will be held Thurs- ay, July 28, and elaborate plans are being made for the event. Sev- | enty five prizes will be awarded] during the day to those attending. The Ringgold Band of Reading will furnish music and there will be a basket ball game and other fea- to the regular at- tractions at the park. Ernest. N. ‘mith, general manager of the Automobile Association, will be one of the speakers, as also will be Benjamin Eynon, State Reg- men of the uther prominence in will be the usual excellent There A rest tent for mothers is provided at the park and in addition there is a Red Cross tent in charge of a} capable nurse. The Lancaster Automobile Club | | extends a cordial welcome, whether | memebrs of the club or not, to at-| | . o . | tend this annual frolic. | Advertise in The Bulletin. l-fants Fond of Musit ¢ infants may show a preference for dierent kinds of music even he fore they ape a year old. in the opin fon of a moths, whe has found that tle time to teach children appreciation of gnod music is when they are very young. says Popular Mechanics Maga zine Instead of singing her babies to sleep. she plays to them and has discovered that pieces of different rhythm and tempo seem to have dif- forent effects One child apparently preferred music of rapid movement while another evidenced a liking for lower melodies. Five or ten minutes of soft playing usually sufficed to fall the children to sleep and often their crying could be stopped by playing for them Son Too Much to Expect Angrily the policeman on point duty stopped the little ‘car that had tried to sneak past his outstretched arm. “(‘an’t you see me?” he demanded of the driver. “I—er—must turned the motorist meekly “Then why didn’t you stop?” the policeman, becoming more angry than ever. “Well 1 lost my the wrongdoer sadly half an hour in vetting start. and © thonoht it stop her so soon.” confess 1 did,” re asked head.” explained “1 had just spent this thing to was a pity to Farting of the Ways hed been very rude to his father nnd had heen sent to his beg roo: as a punishment A little later his mother went to see | what the boy was doing and found | hit writing | bi writing “Te that a letter to daddy asking | forriveness?’ she said | “IF von must know.” replied Reggie “I'n o to the archbishop of Can torhury te get a divorce from both of you."—Lendon Tit-Bits re a @ mn Read the Bulletin. ~~ >i EAL ESTATE BARGAIN BULLETI BELOW YOU WILL FIND LISTED ANYTHING FROM A BUILDING LOT TO A $25,000 MANSION, FARM OR BUSINESS. IF YOU DON'T SEE LISTED JUST WHAT YOU WANT, CALL OR PHONE, -AS 1 2 OTHERS. HERE ARE SOME OF THE BEST BARGAINS IN SMALL FARMS I FAVE EVER OFFERED. DWELLING HOUSES No. 230—A beautiful frame house on Marietta Mt. Joy. corner property with all conveni ences, fine garage and price right No. 257—A large brick house in East Donegal, only 100 steps to trolley stop. Property in fairly good shape for $3,500. No. 263—A large frame corner property in Mount Joy. This is an ideal business place. Priced to sell. Nos.- 265—66—A new frame double house on South Barbara St., Mount Joy, each side 6 rooms and bath, light, heat, etc. Possession any time. Will sell one or both. No. 284—A 9-room frame house on West Main St., Mt. Joy, steam heat, electric lights, gas, etc. New garage. Price $3,500.00. No. 307—A fine and beautiful 8- room dwelling on Main street, Flor- in, east end. Extra large stable. This is a real good buy for some one. No. 308—A frame farietta street, Mount Joy. to a quick buyer. No. 314—A very good brick dwell ing on New Haven St, Mt. Joy, electric lights, bath, etc., corner property. No. 320—A fine house and garage in Florin, new 3 years ago. Mod- ern in every way and priced very reasonable. No. ‘321—A fine new 6-room brick house on West Donegal St., Mt. Joy. Price reasonable and pos- session given in 30 days. house on Cheap No. 822—A beautiful 11-room brick mansion dwelling in Florin, very modern in every way. All conveniences. Possession in 30 days. NO. 327—A T7-room frame house with all conveniences. at Pequea Also garage 16x21. Fine location. Ideal for club. Only $3,500. } No. 330—A 6-room frame house No. 206 East Donegal Joy. slate roof, electric lights, ete., only $2,600.00 To. 337—A> fine new house on West Donegal St., Mt. Joy, all con veniences and in best of condition ‘No. 339—A good 2% stor; frame house on Main street, Florin best of shape, 2-car garage. v P St., Mount) ATHROLL, No. 340—DLot 180x185 on con-{ No. 303—Truck farm of slightly crete highway between Mt. Joylover 2 acres at Florin. An ideal and Florin on which is one of the place for trucking and poultry. No. 338—A 2-acre tract in Mt. Joy township, 10-room frame house frame stable, ete., for only $2,000. No. 338—A 21% - acre truck farm miles north of Mt. Joy, brick finest and most modern dwellings have on my list. Must be seen. Price below present building cost. No. 341—A fine home along the trolley at Florin, all modern con-|2 | veniences. Priced to sell. house, stable, poultry house, fruit "No. 342—A fine dwelling on New | good water. Price $2,300. Haven street, Mt. Joy. Here is a good home nicely located and MEDIUM SIZED FARMS ches. : : No. 210-—31 acre-farm near Mar- | Ne, Sea an jetta and Lancaster pike, good crop- gion dwellings on. £4 ones SPTINGs | 400 lots of fruit, excellent tobacco Road, Mt. Joy, exceptionally welll pg qc farm. Only $4,000. (built. Must be seen to be appre- No 260—A 38-acre farm at ciated. DIAS. ie dwell: railroad station 6 miles from York. ing on West Donegal St., up-to-the- 12 room bres house, bank baz, i i ir oo ; tobacco shed, ime ilnes, ete. Danae on Sepa all An excellent proposition. Price : i $20,000. i RUCK FARMS No. 277—25 Acres gravel an FRU sand land near Sunnyside School, No. 107—An 8% acre tract of | h b s : n, tobacco land in East Donegal, near Reich’s|’ room rae rs er FoR > | shedling. aE TE tobacco shed, | ick sale will take...... $4,000.00 No. 278—30 acres of ter. Only $2,000. ol, ate f bailing No. 196—A 2-acre tract in East | 8% Ek me i INES ord : Donegal near Maytown, 8-room | OPO a Rena High ouse, stable, chicken house, pig pice only $8,500.00. hous aint: = i limestone land | No. 316—A 29-acre farm of sand houses, ete. No. 255—A farm of 12% acres of sand land, frame house, bank barn, chicken house, hog sty, run- ning water; an ideal truck and poultry farm. Price only $1,800 for quick sale. No. 270—A fine truck farm of a few acres near Milton Grove, good house, barn, large shed, poultry houses, ete. for only $1,500. No. 275. —14acres, 2 miles from Mt. Joy, gravel soil, frame house, barn, ete. A dandy - truck farm. {Don’t miss this. Price. ..$2,200.00 No. 802—A 6-acre tract of gravel and 1% miles from Mt. Joy, good rame house, poultry “house, ete. rice $2,000.00. LARGE FARMS No. 138—An 8l-acre farm of all limestone soil, in East Donegal, 11- room stone house, barn, tobacco shed, 5 acres meadow, 3-4 of money can remain. No. 144—A 125 acre best land in Lane. Co. ings in Al shape. Located on state highway and near a town. Don’t neéd the money but owner does not want responsibility. No. 161—A 235-acre farm in In- diana Co., 75 acres farm land, bal- ance timber, good buildings, young orchard, fine water and close to mar- kets, schools and churches. farm of All build- BELL RHONE nde i sand land | in Kast Donegal, large frame land near Chickies Church, very] house, frame stable, 3 poultry good soll ard sh excellent groppe 4182. |] No. 179—A farm of 107 acres of best limestone land in East Done- (gal, good buildings, running water, meadow, ample shedding for tobacco. ' No. 201—104 acres in the heart of | East Donegal tobacco district, fine buildings, shedding for 12 acres of tobaco. This is a real farm. | No. 233—A 65-acre farm in the heart of East Donegal, good build- ings and land. Price right. No. 274—A 120-acre farm of best limestone soil, near Newtown, | 14-acre meadow, good buildings, in- | cluging brick house, can hang 12 acres tobacco, best of water. No ! better tobacco yielder in the county. Price...$135.00 Per Acre. No. 294—An 85-acre farm of | gravel land, barn and tobacco shed | Tike new, brick house, only 2% miles {north of Mt. Joy on hard road. Price $8,000.00. No. 323—A 68-acre farm in Mt. Joy twp., half a mile from Mt. Joy. Price very reasonable. | BUSINESS STANDS No. 63—The entire concrete block No. 183—2 acres and rather | ed hilly, large double house, fine for | pear Green Tree church, good soil, | manufacturing plant of J. Y. Kline poultry. $650. : bank barn, 11 room house, fine wa-! at Florin, together with all stock, No. 184—13 acres of sand and ter, fruit, ete. All farm land. Price | machinery, buildings, contracts, ete. limestone in Rapho, frame house, $9,500.00. | Price very low. good bank barn, fruit, running wa- No. 300--18 acres of best lime- | NO. 324—A good general store stone land in heart of East Dome-|gstand = located on the square in a | good country town. Excellent pat- | ronage. About a $15,000 stock. | Rent is $30 with a long lease. | NO. 325—A good garage, dwell- ling, gas station and a car agency at Marietta. Only $3,000.000 Don’t delay. [ NO. 326—A office, dwelling, etc. a country town. ing proposition. No. 332—A large limestone quar General ‘re, post Only store in No. 334—A fine stand and gar, tobacco and confg session any time, . BUILD No. 57—A b boro of Meus and would bey Here’s a good go-{| ry now in operation including 614. | have ~advertised. acres land, house, barn, crushe horses, 2 trucks, all tools, order s,| what you want etc. Better grab this quick as ifts| see me. a money maker. | brick busirgess| dwelling on East M| ain | St., Mount Joy, old established fae trucking or speculating on build- ing lots. No. 163—A fine building lot on East Main street. Price right. No. 171— Large number of build- ing lots between Mt. Joy and Flor- in. I can give you any number of lots at any location. at almost any price. No. 297—A 50 ft. corner lot on Columbia Avenue, Mt. Joy. Price $350. . No. 306—Fine building lot £1 a ing 45;ft. on the east side Lumber $t., Mt. Joy. $500. No. 310A 40-ft. lot on Wal St., Mt{ Joy. If you want a che lot get busy, No. ft. front a 540 ft. devp on! eonecrete highwa between M: Joy and FloRin. UST LAND No: 169- A 15-acre tract be tween Mt. Joy and Florin. A real some speculator. 319 plot of about an acre or jmore cf ground in Mt, Joy ber a good investment for some 0 investment 1 No. 319— : FACTORY SITES No. 10—A} tract fronting 107 itf on the 'R. siding in Mt. J@y has man. ° > tifally located’ ith the town. No. 279—A} ne entire blo: 4 along Penna. R. iding in Moukht Joy. 11 location aff a right price. No. 345—A 1 ft. small business. I also have & ties that ine for No further use. ownelrs do not If you don’t fin havey it. PS | | That you wour | | ‘self i ‘the arge tract covering A wonder- plot of ground along railroad w\ith concrete building 6 storage Or number of proper- care to n this list, call and It’s No | but Whe i msn By CORONA REX 1! a we a? (Copyright) - AN opened her silver ' scrutinized her pretty face dlttle concentrating mirror, put a lof powder here and there on an ready faultless make-up and . closed the tiny cause with a snap. Jim, seated nearby, made no attempl to break the peaceful silence, Instead ’ he crossed his legs, lit a cigarette ang leaned back against the divan with’ the manner of one who welcomes #& monent’s rest. “well, I'll not ask you again,” siid Ann coldly, after a long pause. “Thank goodness, that's settled,” he exclaimed with relief. He flicked the ashes off the #8 of his cigarette and replaced ir in. his mouth, | OK i “For pity’s sake don’t throw hot ashes on the rug. You're the most inconsiderate person. 1, you'd aggravate a saint.” Ann dabbed a filmy her streaming eyes, stopped weeping and Putting a h his coat sleeve 8 her most melting “Listen, Jims make Ann So Jim laughe try that pitifa She drew he flush of anger | “1 can’t nag flirt with you, “Oh, [I don® “l have now." airily f before Ann ignore, | | tinued with & | “I'm sick of | Pl tell you o going to ask don’t do it with Basil B yet and he’ give me alg “Ray. mad. aren't hot a bit. ['m hurt _treat me this way- wou of all people. Oh, the world is too unkind!” Ann huried her face in a lavender taffeta cushion and burst into tears. “Oh, if I could onl} got away-——away from everything and everybody Men are such b-b-rutes!” “That reminds me, I wouldnt (mind getting away- for a while my Jim rose and walked across room. and turned back and--ap proached the divan again. “Tell you what, Ann, I'd quit thic if 1 were you Bet your face looks as swollen as if you'd been \in a yel low jacket’s nest.” But Ann only kicked viciously al hin with a disengaged foot and ied her head a little deeper in the cushion “I'd eall 4¥s ‘exhibit A’ when Hh comes to nnadulterated tan frums in any | erying ire vou’d get the pri show Now ait that rom there. What and I've no | | and get k is nn sonable { idea of humoring vou Get up!” | “If father were living he'd let m do it,” she mumbled i “Not much he wouldn't! No sig | “That won't work either. behave yourself? door and Suddenly the servant ushered in Ca syihe. “Thank the> claimed Jim w the war In 9 her Jim, ter?” “Or Ann tle ¢ aut nme ‘ a— n indy ry. | maf He of hij {ly a4 | mer | wer | & d If the Cove Har Hail You cannot afford to take The Hartford Yire Insuran: pany can. Let us explain th? policy and the record and resod of the Company that writes Widmyer-Prangley Ca. Agents 48 North Queen Street Lancaster. Pa. A, ._H. KOSER, Landisville, Pa, _ . E. H. GISH, Elizabethtown, Pa D. L. LANDIS, Elizabethtown, Pa." June 29-T¢ CY Have Your Hair Cut Days at Weaver's B.rber Shop Cor W. Main & Manheim Sts. SPENCER CORSETS Every Ten MRS. CHAS. M. BARD .202 West Vine St, Phone 4160 Lancaster, Pa. 3 mo.-pd. Ice Cream, Groceries and Confections BROS. Street Mount Joy. Pa i. KRALL mpm,
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