= 4 AA PE CASTER CO., PA. a vg ; BEGIN YOUR NEXT MERRY XMAS. NOW If you had started saving a few cents a week a year ago today, how much easier it would have been to buy gifts this year. And how much merrier would the Christmas be with more and bet- ter gifts to hand to father or mother, sister or sweetheart, wife or daugh- ter, or to the little kiddies that want them most? Join Oar Xmas. Savings Ciub--Now Open And be ready with a nice snug bank account when Christmas comes again. The plan is simple, easy and satisfactory in every detail. Here it is: In Class 1, you pay 1 cent the first week, 2 cents 3 cents the third week and so on for 50 weeks. Total In Class 2, you pay 2 cents the first week, 4 cents the second week, 6 cents the third week, and so on for 50 weeks. Total $25.50. second week, J. cond week, 5 In Class 5, you pay 5 cents the first week, 10 ¢ 15 cents the third week and so on for 50 weeks. You May Reverse The Payments If You Wish To De Se For instance, in Class 2, the payments start with 2 cents and end ay pay $1.00 the first week and 2 cents with $1.00. If you wish you m less each week until the last payment is 2 cents, and so on with all the classes. We also have five classes in which the payments ave always the same, as follows: Class 10-S—10 Cents Each Week, Total § 5.00 Class 25—25 Cents Each Week, Total $ 12.50 Class 50—50 Cents Each Week, Total $ 25.00 Class 100—$1.00 Each Week, .. . Total $ 50.00 Class 200—$2.00 Each Week, ... Total $100.00 Class 500—$5.00 Each Week, ... Total $250.00 You may join as many classes as you wish. Interest Is Allowed On All Classes At The Rate of 4 Per Cent Every member of the family may join, from the youngest to the oldest—your neighbor and all their children are sure to join. No mem- bership fee. = OPEN NOW Come into the bank and let us tell you all about the plan. THE UNION NATIONAL MOUNT JOY BANK MOUNT JOY, PENNA. ried men cafe home from Lancas- ed powder on his coat and said: sap replied: “Trouble, my dear.” the dark. So thinks one of the fellows who goes to Columbia. He lout, she said: “Why, Bill, you | haven’t shaved.” {the cold cream on her face. 4 Fi oof OR A i SEATS TA ARES Se 2 oe SLE PAL AAAS Percent. hn en, Interest 3 ¥ Christmas— Lime to Save New Christmas Savings Clubs are now starting at this Bank, and you are most cordially invited to join. A small amount deposited weekly will insure you a handsome sum for next year’s Christ- mas Shopping. FIRST NATIONAL BANK MOUNT JOY, PA. TIKI TERETE RR TE RTE RETR TE TETRA Percent. Interest Zs Hh (On With Laughter) When one of our muchly mar- ter Saturday night, his wife notic- “What does this mean?” The poor I believe some girls can see in told me that when the light went “All’s well that oils well,” said a Salunga woman as she slapped You know, I'm beginning to hink it’s an awful long lane that has no lovers. ; A certain farmer, in Rapho, has a mule that indirectly was respon- ble for his. wife’s death. The other day aler wanted to buwv the I farme: ‘si expect to get married again.’ this one in one of my weeklies. The couple re are sixty years old. “Mr. .. B. Retlew & on the ar of a being Viabel, who from college.” last week it was so That night I said to a “Tver see a worse fog ,. is?” He said: “Yes, bu 5 SO that time that I couldn’t tel where it ocecur- red.” — | An East Main street man, while | iting at a Lancaster re taurant, | old the waiter that his ste was | yug! Sh said: si are | 1 0 ti m Is 0 | 2 { | = | One o puy in i 1 Grade ¢ her fatne do a p 1 He vid | but he kn it would right. | he il l ecentl) al ruck 1300 gallons of milk from r to Pottsville and he vondering ever. since it brought back. ——— utter A hobo in the iown Main “Dis U be collitch town—there ain’t a cigar utt on the street.” You know I'm beginning to think hat hunt is a very dangerous sport. Nearly all the game gets shot and so many of the hunters oet half shot. One of our West Main street tells me he has a girl who is so dumb that he must triple space her letters so she can read between the lines. Dr. Workman told a certain lady that she had acute appendicitis. She went home and told her hus- band that the doctor fiattered her. “Guess I'll go on a bender,” said the fly as he started to crawl around on a pretzel. A young chap from Florin said that his girl’s veil is just like a mud puddle—they’re both in the road. A Mongolian weezle face came nto my office and asked if I ever aw an oyster’s elbows. Of course, a guy like that don’t know He even says a horse can’t go two miles on a mile track. Guess vou all heard that Abbie Shelly doesn’t drink any more— vell, he don’t. But he says he he drinks just as much. Really, I hate to talk about peo- le but there’s a chap strolling about town frequently who isn’ nuch good. Steve Kaylor says the fellow’s- father would have saved 1 lot of money if he’d a raised a pig instead. = There’s a chap from Conewago came to the Bulletin office and aid he thinks we should send him the paper for 25 cents a year. Be- lieve me, that guy is tight. He vouldn’t eat in the sun for fear shadow would ask him for he is so darned whenever she ugh lard to grease her speck im, you would is. so thin a rs rub tegether. and if vou stipped a thimble over his brains, i would go down on his shoulders. But if vou + not wonder. 1's ea “1 simply can’t get over it,” aid a sweet. young miss as she flopped down time and again while trying to walk across the ice pond | at Florin the other night. | A young couple here who were recently married had this r 1 con- : ersation. She said: “Do you ove me?’ He said: “Madly.” pe 7 See: “Would you die for me?” ‘e: “Great heavens, no—mine’s an undying love.” ! The went About Food Tt rator eats tongue, we hear: a The Sultan. turkey lunch. Pan The undertaker drinks his bier: The prize fighter his punch, : ELIZABETHTOWN C. B. Witmer and wife spent Wednesday visiting friends at New- ury. Miss Betty Carter, of Drexel Hill, Philadelphia, spent several days as the guest of Miss Sara|has proven especially effective for the following so-called “diseases.” Poorman. Mr. and Mrs. A. W. Breneman, of College avenue, spent the week end at Roselle Park, N.J., visiting Mr. and Mrs. P. N. Fridy. The two properties, comprising the Emanuel Heck estate, were sold at public sale to J. K. Frey- myer for $7,640 and $5,100, re- spectively. Mrs. Simon Snyder, residing on South Market street, sustained a severe stroke on Tuesday morning. Mrs. Snyder has responded to treat- ment and is somewhat improved. Mr. and Mrs, Jonas D. Williams, of this place, celebrated their thir- tv-fourth wedding anniversary on Sunday atr the home of Mr. and Mrs. A. D. Williams, Reamstown. J. M. Freeman, road construction foreman at the Masonic Homes, is attending the convention of the American Road Builders’ Associa- Sion, held at Chicago, January 11 to 15. E. R. Ebersole, P. R. R. oper- ator on duty at NV tower on Tuesday night, was struck in the eye with a piece of coal falling from a passing engine, which cut the eyelid_and badly bruised the pupil. Due to the enforced use of =oft coal, the chimneys at the Church of God parsonage and at he home of S.P. Engle, on South | Market street, were found to be] an. fre, The fires were quickly | extinguishe | Mr. and Mrs. S. F. Ulrich and Mr. and H. K. Dorsheimer, | left on Wednesday for Los An-| rel California, where they willl en for several weeks. They | itt go by way of the Grand Can- | von Y r e will Heth Or- | oY Edward Miller, who conducts a shoe repair shop on South Market eet, badly injured his left eye, on- Tuesday morning while break- ing wood to be used in stay the fire. A reboun » piece c nt eve, cutting the pupil 1 in a splinter under the 1 He receiving treatment hy | D A. F. Snyder, eve specialist of | t...Joy. ! Elizabethtown Boro Council met | n Thursd evening in.an ad- warned session. Solicitor _ Paul Mueller and all members except | Ream were present. President ed Klein appointed the following ommi‘tees: public safety, D. C.| {voider F H. Kollar; H H. Good: tibliec health D. « H. Ri leona! mat T Hors H. kes R Roam K C H hey; ce, -H, I er et Ere LRTI ZIT OF IRONVILLE irs. Witmer, of Silver Spring d at the home of Mr. and i Mrs. Cleon Staley, on Tuesday. Mrs. Howard Habecker visited at home of Mr. and Mrs. Abram Kauffman, of Columbia, on Wed- nesday. Mrs. Lloyd Kauffman visited at , home of her parents, Mr. and s. Harman, of Centerville, on Vednesday. On Monday evening, Miss Fan- ny Bard entertained the King’s Daughters of the Cookman M. E. church. © A fine program was -ren- dered, consisting of singing, read- ngs and recitations, On Wednesday afternoon, John {auffman Jr., was hurt while coast ng down a hill. He knocked into he back of another sled going down the hill and received two deep cuts on his face. The doe- or was summoned and it was ne- cessary for him to put a number of stitches into it. i The revival services are still in progress in the Ironville TU. B: The number of converts at present is 21. On Sunday, the Sunday school will be held at 1:15 A. M.; regular church servie- 5 at 10:15 A. M., when a number of people will be received into the church membership. Holy Commun- ion will be served. | “Red” Grange, famous football | star of the University of Illinois, | turned down a movie contract to | return to his old job of delivering | ice from door to door. The acrobats spring water drink; The toastmaster eats toast. Surveyors eat their stakes, we think if And Editors, a roast. Shoemakers have filet of sole; The printer, pi and sweets; The hungry actor eats his role; While policemen munch their | beats, { I suppose you know that Joe} Hershey has a new heiper. At] st so they say, Fred Fe | cher opens tne shop in the 4 norning—Saturday was ms first 8 3 { | Al +1 : Wi | About the inniest tang we ev- | er saw, our friend, John Swank, sports editor of ithe New Era, pull- over on us Saturday evening. The} printers got the lines mixed and | put the totals of a bowling game | on the botto yf a basket - ball game and ¢ result Eiizabeth- town beat | They field goal 6 i total of 2370 points en. Mail carrie: ing a worm when Mr. Mor worm will ne ifer was daliver- t Lo a patron, ! 1 exclaimed: “That 7 become a snake.” Evidentally, thinks worms grow | and become snakes. Some one should present h'mi with a Biology | vook for reference. | 3 I read an ad in a Philadelphia { | y | paper Sunday as follows: ‘“Want- | ed—a boy to deliver oysters that!” can ride a bicycle.” That’s a new kind on us. Won- der what they really look like? One..of our families here claim {hat the canary is the only bird] that fills the home with song. 1} know a family here that have a new baby and darned if I think the canary has anything on the stork. ? A WISE OWL | Hours: We Guarantee THIS = EER ters ROUP E. W. GARBE pairing and chines at A. H. BAKER'S Chiropractic Appendicitis Bladder disorders Bowel trouble Bronchitis Chronic coughs Constipation Gall disorders Gastritis Headaches Heart troubles Kidney disorders Ligament troubles Liver disorders Lumbago Neuralgia Neuritis Nervousness Paralysis Pharyngitis Pleurisy Rheumatism Spasms Stomach troubles and many others. See Dr. J. S. KUHN THE CHIROPRACTOR Mon., Wed. and Fri. 7:00 to 9:00 P. M. and by Appointment. High and Mount Joy Streets Mount Joy, Penna. | Consultation Free Phone T6-R- Resident Calls Made y layers all ss of high uarantee Use or preven- nt. Safe, sure and ; Remedy > lets or Powder } Customers: [Te stand behind Pratts nd r es nor ney oreturned Soid and Guaranteed by R, H. E. HAUER, | 2 WHITE Rotary Sewing Machines All styles, Oil, Needles, Re- 133 E. King St, LANCASTER, PENNA, Ind. Phone 116Y jun 24-tf parts for all ma- B Paul A. Martin 140 COLLEGE AVE. Elizabethtown, Pa. Building Contractor Jobbing Estimates Cheerfully Furnished Satisfactory Work Guaranteed Our HOT OIL tre: will make your hair grow luas- 2 “--¢ more luxuriant and 4 trous. 3 You'll be delighted. Ha MILADY SHOPPE Main St,. Mc for Health! v7. Or neal. No Demonstration can reveal all of BUICK | Excellence | | { I | I i i | BUILT, BUICK WILY S.J. ULRICH unt Joy ANNOUNCEMENT Qur incubators are now In op- eration and we can furnish chicks in quantities at any time during February, March, April, May and June. The Musser White Leghorn Farm Mount Joy, Pa. FOR SALE NEW AND REBUILT REO SPEED WAGONS REO—CHEVROLET SALES AND SERVICE STRICKLER’S GARAGE MAYTOWN, PA. KANTLEEK HOT WATER BOTTLES Can't leak because it’s made in one piece. as 8 ANITARY DAIRY Any time you drive a Buick i you will wonder how suc: a o remarkable car can be sold at such a moderate price. In just a few minutes you will realize that you are starting: stopping, parking, driving wit. much greater ease and secur’ And that you are surrour: by quality and luxury w.. ..: rank with the very finest. Butdemonstration willtelleniy part of the Buick story,and you should know all of it. > A demonstration cannot show you the enduring stamina © body and chassis that belongs to Buick. Years are necessary for that. It can only suggest the owerful ability of Buick’s 75 orse-power Valve-in-Head engine, built for hills. It can- not tell you how thoroughly the Buick “Sealed Chassis” and th Buick “Triple Sealed” en: will protect Buick performa..ce on dusty, gritty reads, And it cannot even hint of the mental ease you will eti joy, with Buick Authoriz T vice “just around everywhere in America, Better Buick Six Cylinder Val ES! Head moter ¢ 5 i 1 35t0 sed m t i meet your res Ox 7 4 pd 5 pp of ELIZABETHTOWN, PA. No seams, no patches. Made of the finest rubber and Guaranteed for two years. $2.50 E. W. GARRER flan (rr 3 MILK A= Ls SS of Ag SE. oy B® AN ALL AROUND & DISH ” A Eve: man, woman &. id i has a fond w Spot in their food mem ory for good old fash- ioned and milk and Martin’s Dairy milk especially pleases ; them. { THEMARTIN } 4 ¢ J, A-R.MARTIN, PROP. 1 Your Nilkman” BW.DONEGAL ST. TLE —VISIT— The Musser White Leghorn Farm | MOUNT JOY, PA. FP Before Buying Baby Chicks 7
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