WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 9, 1024. 2 5 2 : ho { THE MOUNT JOY me Ju, LANCASTER CUUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, U. 8. A. yo The Village Drayman Speaks His Mind * PONY WORRM, REVEREND EW WAN THEM'VE ACYEOD WN PASTY 9 AWN SIGN, YW WiLL DURN CONGREGATION WiLL 88) 7 | ‘TO WHEW YA 3 — - gram URS DEVIL \ HEP SH NEW MINLEY'ER he 1 ve E : SEZ “SHY “HERE ANNBODY E or HARD “TIME TRU BUY MOL YO HELP ME 3 wv a £50 MOVE \N1" AWD \ SER AN EVRMBOOM WEDN + “a : its whole- By JACK WILSON someness 8 builds 1921 by she McClure Newspaper Syndicate 4 Strength. ® Me .MORSE'S : = he : INDIA § Tea oa Tom SMITH , THE FUNNY FELLER, SAYS IND N 8. Oi Goode: Soovie +! 3 ‘ v f HE 15 GOING TO DO A NEW TRICK, NEXT RGOT PILLS; Sune WEEK! = WITH HIS MOUTH FULL OF ; RIVE ‘ut the buds. SB THIS 1S VAUDEVILLE WATER, HE'S GOING To SIT ONA sl uy BR. MARTIN, PROS. poisons. Keep well. NIGHT AT “NX” HOT STOVE, UNTIL THE WATER Boiks! Your Nlilleman” Keep the system active, . a ELA BE TYEE Relieve constipation, BOTH PHONES —— Favored For i Ne 4 Z ) fty Years A GS (ls i 8 ; re ; ef GEE Sl Ld 6 iF = a No apr Ll ri Wingert & Haas 1 sid i Lo = Hat Sté \VE YOUR SHOES NEATLY ~ O > y T=" 8 — = riat tore REPAIRED AT THE : lo amd El... Le CA 0 AR Ws p= ARR Largest Line fof wh RR 2 2 WA TH; “FANT SON are not, but I just naturally love ¢ LS good fighter. Especially when he In the City fights fair and in the open. That’ . 58 kind will look death square in the Plain Hats A Specialty ; WEEKLY LETTER WRITTEN EX. face and if they believe they are en-| wa nen ES r PRESSLY FOR THE BULLETIN ti 3 ih i fe : itled to more life they will put up al JOHN A. HAAS, Propr. BY DR. DAVID H. good strong fight and win. SUFFERI NG REEDER Some people spend their strength|| 144 N. Queen Lancaster, Pa. Cataracts. I wish I could tell you fighting little things. They notice petty annoyances, such as would - 3 Es i i tical method ; about a simple and practical methoc make a real fighter laugh. I was once called to a house where a mid- : of treating cataract right there in eweler > your own home. I wish that every a a TE a Bk + BB | ici to t taract : Wa hmaker--Engraver : 4 physician knew how to treat ca rast ld ie Ti x properly. I have known of a goo lips h n | - many physicians, who, during the{!P8 fi€ hgh a the nurse for spilling Krall's Meat Market last 7 or 8 years have found it as dd e of drops of water on his 3 alia rea je hasdonesomuchgood | easy to overcome cataract without |S a ii Hi ne 1 had ha operation as to treat many of the Be : YY A 1 HN one ay Spe. ona milder ailments of humanity. Good KE. Donegal Farm % Fe {FY : EN YI Cah sR Personally, I would prefer to| If anyone wants a real good East % Styes will | Donegal township farm, along the neighbor’s houseand | treat cataract than styes. 8 told me I ought | come back after a while but I never Donegal reek, with the bes t of me. } botake Lydia E-Pink- know of cataract coming back when tn iy Re alae oy Vegetable cured through Auto-Hemic therapy.|meadow. Farm divided into 6 fields . tore SMD The feature I do not like about |New barn, 40x90, 8-room brick house ay home and got a | this method of treatment, is as {summer house, shedding for 10 acres pttle, and took the | gested, that you cannot treat your-jof tobacco, running water at barn : dose before sup- | self and even a physician who is {and house. Buildings in exceptional i i trained in the technique can not|shape, farm is convenient to markets, | Westinghouse Ve Joy on New Year's Day. and you can hardly bali treat you with your own blood. is an excellent producer and can be Irons, Heaters, Wa S. QUEEN & LANCASTER, PA “iy, NL Grech ul ? Ww 1 STREET RE | 1 Saturn is said to have ten moons SMOKED MEATS, but I'll bet a plugged nickel it BEEF, BOLOGNA, doesn’t have any more moonshine than we had right here in Mount per. Irons, ete. H. H. KRALL x I feel. Ihad J After (resting many cases of cat at $280 an seve, Tt iste A 3 West Main St, MOUNT JON. Ks A Jae embloje SL Me Coo i pg dg : aract without a failure and without fq. 4; Toons. Mount Joy. tf mill went home the other day and SP on know h@v badly I felt. 1 {an operation, and securing reports ree tl @ Qe BIC ES and REPAIRS said to his wife: Do you know why used to go to bed at eight and get up at jof the work of other physicians, I Rubin & Rubin Coming. 35 Silly Biles ky I am like a mule? She said: “I seven, still tired. No® I can work all [have not known of a single case Dr. Irvin B. Rubin, of Rubin & Ru- WY, emg ie) @ - @ @ - know you are but I don’t know why | gay and stay up until #leven, and feel | where the trouble returned. bin nding ir: > Sal a ne NEWCOMER'S yA la TE a ener but winter [work | The Dr. Bates method of treat-| loot Fhe of hig offie im Dr. {eer dlp Only Tho Best : \ » Rar : oad gli doin hing ort ment for cataract ean sometimes be Chandler's Drug Store, Tuesday VATIONA and CLEVELIND = Rh SED CAR | IST 17 Bowes = wy a re of “my friends, and 1 hive had three | mastered by the patient. That is|y 000 15 Office hours 9 a. m. to 3 | Craps ...... 6 adie wars ad in Re week's Bullatin was | cometo me and tell me ey wouldn’t |fine. Quite a number of "a “your eyes examined free, PENNA. TIRES x ++i Oranges ........ %....25¢ Dozen so anxious to get up early next morn- So the lave Ty under Dr. and no drops used. Our large prac- 3 ' 3 —Mrs. SAMUEL MURPHY, <I +» | Bates also, and they report success, tice is your protection, Good glasses Bananas .........J% ..30c Domem|ing that she set the rooster one hour | Dover, Delaware. not only i i el 1 s £ y in cataract but also in A SPECIALTY » FOU ORD SEDANS All Writing PapefiReduced ahead. glaucoma, as well as nearly all other fitted $2.00, dee12:5t i THREE“ BORD ROADSTERS * A ‘young £ > to a the butcher shop. I said: “That was|conditions of eye trouble. To to foal ; : 3 g fellow and his girl from lie TI ST 3 5.0L sire If you are afraid of what the neigh : s 4 a close call girls. One replied: “You| In a recent class of 15 physicians bors say about you, remember they All Makes Talking M#ghines Repaired {town went to Harrisburg on Sunday. bet; Anna lost her hat and I lost my|{who were taking a post-graduate HS NEWCH MOUNT JOY, PA. Bikls Wanted 1. n. STAUFFER & BRD. _ THE LeBLANC COMPANY | Formerly The Herrmann Aulam, & J +. Company Factory i / sept. 26-1 { re | MOUN We have cut prices ° war prices. Insurance T JOY, PA. Bell Phone 75R2 = OYSTERS > i { i | LR : $8 Ege 4 § - 8, get. 90 smo 2 | TIONS. @PPLY = ha gpceries and NDTB | Mount Joy Street, WANTED an 20 GIRLS 1 ING CONDI. | T¥o west end girls aged about 10 BRA | At the depot they took a 'taxi to go up town. They were riding along when all of a sudden the chaffeur stopped in the middle of a block. The fellow said: “Why did you stop?” “Because I heard the lady say stop,” he replied. Well, she wasn’t talk- {ing to you,” came the reply. A Maytown man and his wife were out riding in their new car. She was driving and the machine got beyond her control. He said: “Can’t you stop it?” She replied: “Heavens no.” “Then run it into something cheap,” he said. Nine little sauages Sizzling on a plate, Down came the boarders liver.” There are several parties on my Bell telephone line and last Wednes- day I unintentionally butted into a conversation long enough to hear the following: “Hello, hello—Is this one nine, two, four?” “No, get off the line!” “Then what year is it?” Doc Thome called at a certain place several days ago and said to a small boy about the place: “Is your sister spoiled, Sammy?” The boy replied: “Naw, that’s just the perfume she uses.’ M. S. Potter is still wondering just And then they were ate. A country chap passed the office the other evening. He had been in at Darrenkamp’s buying tobacco. { While there John Grosh tried to | make the poor fellow believe that | they get Bull Durham tobacco from bulls. The fellow said: “I always knew they get bullony from bulls “Wy but its first I ever knew that that’s where they get the Bull Durham. Then Johnny Charles, his brother “Henner”’, George Neiss, Isaih, and all the rest] of the gang had the nerve to laugh at the poor fellow. They forget that he who laughs last, gathers no moss. Went out to Paris Shelly's the other day and there he was, busy painting the inside of his chicken house. I said: “What's the idea, P.G?” He | replied: “Why to keep the chickens [ from pickin’ the grain out of the. | wood, you simp.” Pretty wise { crack, eh. | A very good friend of ours down! | near Bacon's Mill is indisposed. The | other morning I called him and inm- quired about his condition. He said: “I be better than I was, sir, but I — | hain’t as well as I was before I was {as bad as I be now. ! The man who onge wisely said, | “Be sure you're right, then go | ahead,” | Might well have added this, to wit: | Be sure you're wrong before you quit {or 11, went to Krall’s butcher shop {and made a purchase. While cross- ‘ing the street they eame mighty near being run over by an They jumped aside, the one girl losing her hat and the other her package from MN ‘gets into your soup. i the bush.” who ate that five-pound-box of Sheetz’s candy he brought up from Lancaster for “Demmy” Hoffman the day before Christmas. Frank Tyndall got such a hard crack on his adam’s apple in Friday night’s game that he tasted cider un- til last evening. “Frankie” says: “Wise is the chap who knows when to turn the other cheek and when to knock the fellow down.” We have a chap living on South Market street who declares there's at least one nice thing about being married. Only your wife's thumb A fair young lady living out near Hossler’s church was caught fussing about the face of her whiskered beau on Sunday night. Her father said: “Alice, what are you doing?” She answered: “0, just beating about A fellow and a girl had an argu- ment in front of my office Sunday night. He said, he would buy a nice farm as-soon as she married him. She said: “The only real estate you'll ever own is under your finger nails.” course of training in Dr. Bate’s me- thod of perfect sight without glasses, several had been wearing glasses for long and shorter periods but at the finish of the course, not one was wearing glasses. I just had a letter from one of those that discarded his glasses and he is, naturally very en- thusiastic about it. I also had » most gratifying letter years. The letter was well written and she did not wear glasses while writing it . Two years ago she and on account of cataracts over both eyes she had to lead him about. The woman herself was wearing glasses and said nothing about her cataract, and as their physician had told them that both would soon be this morning from a woman aged 80!: own eyes, although she also had one] are just as much afraid of what you say about them. oi Home is the place where you have to spend some of your time when Roy G. Hekshey All Work Guaranteed the car is in thegepair shop. brought her husband to me for gen- |i. eral help. He was then 94 years old |: blind, they were naturally discour- his great age, was not to be consi- dered. That the woman could be operated upon in about a year. zone in less than ten weeks, and and carpenters wanted a dollar an built it themselves. dred years old and then, when most people would just lie down and die; health and sight, really it's worth much to know such people. How six foot four, weight 200 pounds, age 45, who came to ime about the when he saw a few drops of blood, A Virginia man never saw an au- tomobile until the other day,his 92 birthday. “Phil” Schock says that’s why he's 92 years old. A WISE OWL ore Ee Want a Fine Home? I am offering for sale the beautiful brick dwelling of the late E. Marsh Trexler on Marietta street. An in- he promptly fainted. I think he was about the biggest baby I have ever been called upon to treat. The old man stood about 5 feet, 7 inches and weighed 125 pounds but he was a typical Irish gentleman and a born fighter. He will be working hard for several years yet. The big fellow stump his toe some day, and lie down and cry until death relieves him. spection of this property will say | It doesn’t follow that all little fel- more than I can. Come and look it |lows are fighters. They are uot. over. No finer location in town. J. (EB Schroll, Mount Joy. tf. Neither does it follow that all big fel- low are cowards and babies. They I confess I expected only to build’ them up into more romfortable! health, but much to my surprise and | their delight the cataracts were all’ neither of them now ase glasses | They are active, full of life and en-| ergy. They bought an auto this past. summer and as they needed a garage! hour, they bought the lumber and I really think their ocxample is' most inspiring. Blind nearly a hun-' to keep right on fighting, regain! jvastly different from a big fellow, ' same time. He had a sore finger and aged. Their Doctor told them that: he honestly believed to be the truth | and that an operation on the man at! 429 N. Queen St, LANCASTER, PA. N oing through the moult is like going through a long spelof sickness. then feed them Fg To force out the old quills and grow new feathgrs saps a hen’s vitality. If you expect hens to be fall preducers and winter layers, 53 ut your moulted hens in fine con- 4 tone up the dormant egg organs—Iron eg, run-down hen rich, red blood and a red ternal antiseptics that destroy disease king in the system. No disease where Pan-a-ce-a is fed. pays to feed Pan-a-ce-a regularly. —it brings back tBE cackle. €2gs are eggs. It brings back the ghging—it brings back the scratching That's when you get eggs; and it’s eggs you eggs, winter eggs—when CHARDLER'S St, MOUNT JOY, PA. Tell us pw many hens you have. We'li§tell you hew uch
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