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WEDNESDAY, OCT.
By Charles Sughroe
“Western Newspaper Union
A Frame-Up on the I ractical Joker
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HEINE HOWLERS, YOU
LOSE YOU Sex rt 00
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SO A RED TO GEY
MY MONEY BACK BY
MAKING THE SAME BET
MIH THE NEXT GUN SHAT
COME IN, ME TAKING “THE
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BICYCAES and REPAIRS
BRANDT
Mount Joy Street, Mount Joy}
HAVE YOUR SHOES NEATLY
REPAIRED AT THE
* 5. QUEEN &
LANCASTER,
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ICH&S; WATERMELON,
DFT IMBINKS, ETC.
CREAM
pleased to have
at any time,
D. A. McGINNIS, 3
Mount Joy, Pa. i§ A :
INISTRATRIX NOTICHER
e of Annie Geistweit, late
oy Borough, Pa., deceased.
s of administration on said
hving been granted to the un-
d, all persons indebted
bre requested to make im-
lpayment, and those having
demands against the same,
yt them without delay for
a the undersigned, resid-
Joy, Pa.
ABETH GEISTWEIT,
Administratrix.
sady, Atty. sept 12-6t
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RADIO RALF AND HIS FRIENDS---
By JACK WILSON
Copyright 1922 by the McClure Newspaper Syndicate
"LEAVE ME, I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU
AGAIN, SHE CRIED, "You ARE NO GENT
To KiSS A GIRL wiTHOUT AsKINGI-LEAVE
ME, L SAY, - LEAVE ME" I'LL NEVER
SPEAK TO Yov
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BEFORE I GO, MAY I BEG ONE LAST
FAVOR OF You! = I'LL NEVER SEE
You AGAIN = WILL YOU GRANT IT
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SMOKED MEATS, HAN
Also Fresh Beef, Veal, Pork, Mu tise
H. H. KRALL
West Main St, MOUNT JOY.
Bell Phone 75R2
Good House for Sale
I have a good 8-room house on
West Main street, in A1 shape, that
I will sell very reasonable.
ested will be pleased to know same.
It pays better to own a home like
this than pay rent.
Realtor, Mount Joy.
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WANTED—Everybody in this see-
tion to use our “wanted,
J. E. Schroll,
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results. sts.” column more frequently. “js
Beceed ou
PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH
Say This Week
SER
Viel Johr zuruck in unserm Ort,
Bei kuhle Spotjohrs Woche,
Do sin die junge Leit als fort
Um Latwerg helfe koche.
Was war des doch en Herrlichkeit
Bei jede Spotjohr Nacht,
Do hen die Buwe un die Mad
Ihr Zeit gern zugebracht.
Funf Nachte in ere Woch hen sie
Als Latwerg helfe koche,
Noh sin sie hehm in aller Fruh—
Hen sehr viel Schlof gebroche.
Den Latwerg mit zu koche,
Die hen gehlaudert un gelacht
In selle schone Woche.
Zweh hen als immerfort geruhrt—
En Liebling un esi Schatz,
Un Manche hen gekarasirt
In jedem dunkle Platz.
Annere hen als Holz gebracht
Vum Holzplatz hianer em Haus,
Die hen das Feuer gut gemache
Un sin dann wieder naus.
Sie ware all gepliest un froh,
’S Alles lustig gange;
Die Buwe sin die Mad als noh
Un hen sie immer g'fange.
Do war als Fun vun allerlei,
En Jedes war gepliest;
Die Mammy war ah do dabei
Un hot sie All gegrusst.
Un guter Wei un Seider;
Gut Esse war als zugerischt,
En Jedes war schon ufgewischt
In seine gute Kleider.
Die schwarz gegrennte Bauers Mad
Sin als fruh bei gekumme,
Die ware fein gedecorate
Uf em Kopp mit schone Blumme
Dort war als Spass for junge Leit,
Sie hen gern Schlof gebroche,
Die sin so kumme Meile weit
Den Latwerg helfe koche.
Sell war als nix for gunge Leit
En manche Meil zu lahfe,
Sie ware jo zu seller Zeit
All ufgebrocht zum Schaffe.
Hen fahre konne wie en Mann,
Frucht mahe, binne, dresche,
Hen geschafft so gut wie en Jedes
kann
Un ware gewohnt zu wasche.
Sin Morgeds schn um vier Uhr raus
Un hen die Kuh gemolke,
Dann sin sie uf die Felder naus
Unterm Himmel klohr vun Wolke.
Die dunkel Haut war net veracht
Bei selle junge Mensche;
Sie hen ehm jo recht ahgelacht—
Mer war ken Powder im Gesicht—
Do war ken Powder im Gesiche—
Die Backe net ahgestriche,
En Mann kriegt do sei voll Gewicht | hearty and is considered by many as
one of the most beautiful cows of
| the breed.
Sell hot mer als gegliche.
Ry
Destroying Ants
What Shwilkey Bumblesock Has To
En Dehl hen als die Schnitz gemacht
HOME HEALTH CLUB
WEEKLY LETTER WRITTEN EX.
( PRESSLY FOR THE BULLETIN
| BY DR. DAVID H.
REEDER
BOYS OR GIRLS: Since the pub-
lication of my book on the control
of sex there has been much discus-
sion of the subject and I have been
twice requested to write articles on
the subject for big New York Mag-
azines.
Others have tried in very ingen-
ious ways to tell the same thing in
a different manner but my simple
statement of the facts as they are,
proven daily in Nature, has stood
the test of fifteen years trial and is
still without disproval.
One woman recently wrote a
small book giving her theories and
my friend, Bernard MacFadden, of
the Physical Culture Magazine, ask-
ed for my opinion of her system. I
think it would interest you to read
it in full as given but the subject
was of such a nature that it was
necessary to treat it from a medical
standpoint and we are not yet edu-
cated up to a point where technical
matters concerning reproduction
may be discussed even in the most
simple and cleanly manner without
shocking individuals not properly
trained to understand Nature's naws
I received an urgent request from
the president of the - Medical Asso-
ciation of which I am a member, to
present the matter in a paper to be
read at the annual convention, and
this T did _with the result that over
a thousand couples wrote to me for
greater details.
pairs who wanted
no matter what the sex might be, 1
data.
has been about equally divided. The
sex of the child, as stated in detail
lin my book and the articles referred
tto, is determined by the date or
time of fertilization, as compared
to the date of menstruation. The
succeed in all.
her the honor of being the second
breed in Pennsylvania, and the high-
est producing cow in butterfat in the
called by the students at Penn State,
It is reported that red ants are! . ;
doing considerable damage in wood | friend, try to lead a better life. Why,
lots and forests. Fill up the openings [YOU are continually breaking one of
in the ant hills with mud and then |the commandments.”
pour carbon bisulphide into the hill
and seal the opening with mud. A
single treatment will not destroy all
of the aunts but will kill many of
them.
dont have any trouble wi
one of the commandments, It is the
Amendments I simply can’t keep.”
! produces the male offspring.
In cases of sterility I always pre-
earlier conception takes place the;
x ' rot rio way ARE
more certainly there is of a female |fourth period on a forward pass fin. Berwick. Pa. B di
3 : . ify 23s and vo ro : . rwick a.: COT secre-
offspring, while delayed conception |from Ellis and ran twenty yards for Jin, Berwick, Pa.; Recording secre
a score.
OUR LOCAL ELEVEN SCORES
won 24 to 0.
Ellis
GOOD VICTORY OVER VICTRIX
Lee Ellis, coach and playing half-
back Saturday afternoon scored ters of the American Revolution
enough points to win the game a-|went to Marietta last Wednesday
gainst the Vietrix A. C. eleven, of afternoon, arriving there by automo-
Lancaster, when Mount Joy A. C.
MANY D. A. R. DELEGATES
VISIT OLD DONEGAL CHURCH
| Seaside i
| Over three hundred delegates and
{ friends and members of the Daugh-
biles and were entertained by Wit-
ness Tree Chapter, D. A. R. at the
Javed in his old time form | Marietta Community House. The
{and was always good for a substan- party was met by a committee of the
The majority of these couples! tial gain whenever carrying the ball. | Chapter and escorted to thg Com-
were childless and as mv observa- | The first touchdown was made early munity House, where they WET,
tions had been mostly of childless | in the second period when Ellis in-|en luncheon. After their visit thy
the little ones, | tercepted a forward pass and raced started on a tour of Donegal, whe
| forty yards for a score. Showalter they visited the Donegal church. |
was able to secure very accurate failed in a drop kick for the extra Leaving Donegal the party journeyed
[ point. Ellis again scored in the same to Mount Joy where they passed
| 1
{made the third score of the game
{ when he tore big holes in the visi-
Sterility can nearly always be |perion through a variation of plays| down the Stale Highway Yo Lancos
overcome when the cause is found |that brought the ball within striking ter. The following National and
and removed. In the cases that I|distance when he went over for the State Officers, together with the del-
have handled the fault or deficiency | Second score. Ellis failed at the goal. | egates of the State Conference,
: { George Germer, the big fullback,
composed the party: President Gen-
{ eral, Mrs. Anthony Wayne, Cook
Cooksville, Pa.; Treasurer General
{tor's line for a score. Showalter| Mrs. Alfred J. Brosseau; Correspond-
failed in an attempted drop kick.
|
Mt. Joy Victrix
seribe a very rigid diet, taking into | A Pennel left end Campbell (C)
: bi ia : Zimmerms ft tackle deo
consideration the condition of both | Zimmerman left tackle Barley | Urer . : .
Shertz | torian, Mrs. George N. Reed, Oil
the husband and the wife, also cer-|
tain rules of conduet and exercises,
all of which must be rigidly observ-
ed. Surgery is seldom required in|
these cases altho much of it is done. |
In such cases I always find it more
difficult to overcome the trouble. |
Each case is an individual problem,
however, and no fixed system will
a
COLLEGE COW BECOMES
NEAR WORLD’S CHAMPION
A near world’s record has just
been completed by a cow in the dairy
herd at the Pennsylvania College.
Mary Dysart, a purebred Brown
Swiss, produced in 365 days a grand!
total of 16,868 pounds of milk and
804.4 pounds of butterfat.
This phenomenal production gives
highest producing Brown Swiss cow
in the world, the champion of the
college herd.
“Brownie”, as she is affectionately
is ten years old but is still hale and
en ces A eo ear ne
Minister — “Come, come, my
His Friend—“Nope, arson, I
a single
Brubaker left guard
ing Secretary, General, Mrs. James
Russel Schatz, the flashy right end | H. Stansfield; State Officers, Regent,
scored the final touchdown in the
Mrs. John B. Heron, Pittsburgh
Vice Regent, Mrs. Clarence G. Gris-
tary, Mrs. Albert J. Sandles, Export
Pa.; Corresponding Secretary, Mrs
Joseph M. Caley, Philadelphia; Treas
| urer, Mrs. M. R. Hach, Lebanon; His-
Showalter (C) center Richardson | City; Librarian, Mrs. Joseph G.
Wealand right guard
Terr right tackle Zug
Schatz right end Eichelberger
Engle quarterback
Wagner right halfback Ault
Ellis
Germer fullback Baugas
Touchdowns: Ellis 2; Schatz, Ger-
mer. Substitutions, Mt. Joy: Ellis
for Wagner, Dommel for Zimmer-
man, Niess for W. Pennel, Fellen-
baum for Engle, Dobson for Bru-
baker, Zerphey for Ellis, Beiver for
Schatz, Mateer for Showalter, E.
Garber for Herr, Groff for Bleyer.
Wagner for Zerphey; Vietrix: Steffy
for Rehm, Rehm for Steffy, Steffy
for Barley, Casodo for Zug, Groff
for Eichelberger, Frantz for Richard
son. Feferee, B. Groff. Umpire, W.
Alexander. Head linesman, H. |of St. Luke’s church purpose holding
{a supper and sale of work in the
Brown, 12 minute periods
Too Much
very tedious and lengthy piece when
the composer himself arrived.
“What’s this?” he demanded from
the doorway, “I can hear
violins and not the wind
ments.”
“It is too hard a job for the wind | %
instruments,” replied the orchestra
leader. “They can’t blow and yawn
at the same time.”
re et Qe
If silence is really golden, Presi-
dent Coolidge is a millionaire,
nn AUG Aen
Pinchot proved himself a good
pinch hitter.
Rehm | Rhoads, Williamsport; Registrar,
| Mrs. Willard M. Bunnell, Scranton:
| Director, srs. Samuel S. Hill, Wer-
Dickey | nersville; Miss Christine King
W. Pennel left halfback Williams | Chambersburg; Mrs. Hubert Moore !
| Philadelphia. The following are the
officers of Witness Tree Chapter,
and present: Past Regent, Miss Jose-
phine Buchanan, Marietta; Regent 4
| Miss Lillian S. Evans, Columbia
| Vice Regent, Mrs. S. L. Frey, Maia
etta; Treasurer, Mrs. H. N. Kehler.
Columbia; Recording Secretary, Mrs
John Hughes, Columbia; Correspond-
ing Secretary, Miss Maud Haldeman,
Marietta; Registrar, Miss Emma Wis.
ler, Columbia: Historian, Miss Irene
McClure, Columbia.
eet) Ieee.
Supper and Sale of Work
| day, November 3rd. Full details of
The orchestra was practicing a the supper will follow in next week’s
| edition. Meanwhile, keep that date
| free! You know what these suppers
{are like and it does not do to miss
| flueh®N A
| HALISSES
| sists of an Crifimas
{ Relief by locaPg,
i Internal Medicinexy
The members of St. Mary’s Guild
basement of the church, on Satur-
CATARRH
Mech is a Local disease greatly ine
Sle 50 onstitutional conditions,
ARR MEDICINE con-
which gives Quick
ation, and the
ic, which acts
E2Mucous Sur-
Bur System
Ni
through the Blood orr
faces and assists in ridd 2
of Catarrh,
Sold by druggists for over 40 Years, En
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