OLY SE " Wp pl TY I wD ; §¢ THE MOUNT JOY, BULLETIN, we ; UNT §OY, LANCASTER COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, U. 8. A. Boddy a wr < ‘ ho WEDNESDAY, OCT. By Charles Sughroe “Western Newspaper Union A Frame-Up on the I ractical Joker OMT CARRY A PAIL OF | FISH AROUND “HE BLOC ein YY OOWN « OUND “HE BLOCK . — aD SHEN PUY \T THE COUNTER. HEINE HOWLERS, YOU LOSE YOU Sex rt 00 SO | PAD § GOSH! SO A RED TO GEY MY MONEY BACK BY MAKING THE SAME BET MIH THE NEXT GUN SHAT COME IN, ME TAKING “THE OTHER END OF THE BEY | WHE PAIL AROUND “HE BLOCK, CAME WN, AND «HE SON-OF-A-GUN CARRIED HUNG IT LP ON A NAW» Ek anit - BICYCAES and REPAIRS BRANDT Mount Joy Street, Mount Joy} HAVE YOUR SHOES NEATLY REPAIRED AT THE * 5. QUEEN & LANCASTER, BOOTOODDVDINX K. WEAVER —No Waiting Main St., M oy hOOOO0000OGLCOLOGOOD0 g-—u0ITecl ’ MAIN STREET Je W stchmaker-—-En POOOOO00O0O0OO000 NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS J. gf WW East Main Street, Mount Joy ipposite Post Office : I Serve ICH&S; WATERMELON, DFT IMBINKS, ETC. CREAM pleased to have at any time, D. A. McGINNIS, 3 Mount Joy, Pa. i§ A : INISTRATRIX NOTICHER e of Annie Geistweit, late oy Borough, Pa., deceased. s of administration on said hving been granted to the un- d, all persons indebted bre requested to make im- lpayment, and those having demands against the same, yt them without delay for a the undersigned, resid- Joy, Pa. ABETH GEISTWEIT, Administratrix. sady, Atty. sept 12-6t IRRRIRRNg SRLIE GARBER fH} | re ER : Joy s Rr 4 se Sovree body poisons. Keep kid- els and liver active and the famous old stand-by — RADIO RALF AND HIS FRIENDS--- By JACK WILSON Copyright 1922 by the McClure Newspaper Syndicate "LEAVE ME, I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, SHE CRIED, "You ARE NO GENT To KiSS A GIRL wiTHOUT AsKINGI-LEAVE ME, L SAY, - LEAVE ME" I'LL NEVER SPEAK TO Yov “IL Goll = ILL Go) ° BEFORE I GO, MAY I BEG ONE LAST FAVOR OF You! = I'LL NEVER SEE You AGAIN = WILL YOU GRANT IT rr Tr? HE SAID. "BUT ‘Too MUCH, "WELL, SHE SAID. "IF IT's NOT ONE LAST wiSH = WHAT 1517? I WILL GRANT Your 7 "DARLING," HE SAID. "WoNT YoU PLEASE — PLEASE TAKE Your ARM FROM AROUND MY NECK - 50 X 1 7 cansoll 7, W A (0) nN Bs \ I : - j= N . \ \ i 3s / A oa = Zyurty ix i ac TL SOM —— % C. A. Wedland MOUNT JOY, PA} J, N. STAUFFER & MOUNT JOY, PA. I always have on ha SMOKED MEATS, HAN Also Fresh Beef, Veal, Pork, Mu tise H. H. KRALL West Main St, MOUNT JOY. Bell Phone 75R2 Good House for Sale I have a good 8-room house on West Main street, in A1 shape, that I will sell very reasonable. ested will be pleased to know same. It pays better to own a home like this than pay rent. Realtor, Mount Joy. cn tl WC. WANTED—Everybody in this see- tion to use our “wanted, J. E. Schroll, tf results. sts.” column more frequently. “js Beceed ou PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH Say This Week SER Viel Johr zuruck in unserm Ort, Bei kuhle Spotjohrs Woche, Do sin die junge Leit als fort Um Latwerg helfe koche. Was war des doch en Herrlichkeit Bei jede Spotjohr Nacht, Do hen die Buwe un die Mad Ihr Zeit gern zugebracht. Funf Nachte in ere Woch hen sie Als Latwerg helfe koche, Noh sin sie hehm in aller Fruh— Hen sehr viel Schlof gebroche. Den Latwerg mit zu koche, Die hen gehlaudert un gelacht In selle schone Woche. Zweh hen als immerfort geruhrt— En Liebling un esi Schatz, Un Manche hen gekarasirt In jedem dunkle Platz. Annere hen als Holz gebracht Vum Holzplatz hianer em Haus, Die hen das Feuer gut gemache Un sin dann wieder naus. Sie ware all gepliest un froh, ’S Alles lustig gange; Die Buwe sin die Mad als noh Un hen sie immer g'fange. Do war als Fun vun allerlei, En Jedes war gepliest; Die Mammy war ah do dabei Un hot sie All gegrusst. Un guter Wei un Seider; Gut Esse war als zugerischt, En Jedes war schon ufgewischt In seine gute Kleider. Die schwarz gegrennte Bauers Mad Sin als fruh bei gekumme, Die ware fein gedecorate Uf em Kopp mit schone Blumme Dort war als Spass for junge Leit, Sie hen gern Schlof gebroche, Die sin so kumme Meile weit Den Latwerg helfe koche. Sell war als nix for gunge Leit En manche Meil zu lahfe, Sie ware jo zu seller Zeit All ufgebrocht zum Schaffe. Hen fahre konne wie en Mann, Frucht mahe, binne, dresche, Hen geschafft so gut wie en Jedes kann Un ware gewohnt zu wasche. Sin Morgeds schn um vier Uhr raus Un hen die Kuh gemolke, Dann sin sie uf die Felder naus Unterm Himmel klohr vun Wolke. Die dunkel Haut war net veracht Bei selle junge Mensche; Sie hen ehm jo recht ahgelacht— Mer war ken Powder im Gesicht— Do war ken Powder im Gesiche— Die Backe net ahgestriche, En Mann kriegt do sei voll Gewicht | hearty and is considered by many as one of the most beautiful cows of | the breed. Sell hot mer als gegliche. Ry Destroying Ants What Shwilkey Bumblesock Has To En Dehl hen als die Schnitz gemacht HOME HEALTH CLUB WEEKLY LETTER WRITTEN EX. ( PRESSLY FOR THE BULLETIN | BY DR. DAVID H. REEDER BOYS OR GIRLS: Since the pub- lication of my book on the control of sex there has been much discus- sion of the subject and I have been twice requested to write articles on the subject for big New York Mag- azines. Others have tried in very ingen- ious ways to tell the same thing in a different manner but my simple statement of the facts as they are, proven daily in Nature, has stood the test of fifteen years trial and is still without disproval. One woman recently wrote a small book giving her theories and my friend, Bernard MacFadden, of the Physical Culture Magazine, ask- ed for my opinion of her system. I think it would interest you to read it in full as given but the subject was of such a nature that it was necessary to treat it from a medical standpoint and we are not yet edu- cated up to a point where technical matters concerning reproduction may be discussed even in the most simple and cleanly manner without shocking individuals not properly trained to understand Nature's naws I received an urgent request from the president of the - Medical Asso- ciation of which I am a member, to present the matter in a paper to be read at the annual convention, and this T did _with the result that over a thousand couples wrote to me for greater details. pairs who wanted no matter what the sex might be, 1 data. has been about equally divided. The sex of the child, as stated in detail lin my book and the articles referred tto, is determined by the date or time of fertilization, as compared to the date of menstruation. The succeed in all. her the honor of being the second breed in Pennsylvania, and the high- est producing cow in butterfat in the called by the students at Penn State, It is reported that red ants are! . ; doing considerable damage in wood | friend, try to lead a better life. Why, lots and forests. Fill up the openings [YOU are continually breaking one of in the ant hills with mud and then |the commandments.” pour carbon bisulphide into the hill and seal the opening with mud. A single treatment will not destroy all of the aunts but will kill many of them. dont have any trouble wi one of the commandments, It is the Amendments I simply can’t keep.” ! produces the male offspring. In cases of sterility I always pre- earlier conception takes place the; x ' rot rio way ARE more certainly there is of a female |fourth period on a forward pass fin. Berwick. Pa. B di 3 : . ify 23s and vo ro : . rwick a.: COT secre- offspring, while delayed conception |from Ellis and ran twenty yards for Jin, Berwick, Pa.; Recording secre a score. OUR LOCAL ELEVEN SCORES won 24 to 0. Ellis GOOD VICTORY OVER VICTRIX Lee Ellis, coach and playing half- back Saturday afternoon scored ters of the American Revolution enough points to win the game a-|went to Marietta last Wednesday gainst the Vietrix A. C. eleven, of afternoon, arriving there by automo- Lancaster, when Mount Joy A. C. MANY D. A. R. DELEGATES VISIT OLD DONEGAL CHURCH | Seaside i | Over three hundred delegates and { friends and members of the Daugh- biles and were entertained by Wit- ness Tree Chapter, D. A. R. at the Javed in his old time form | Marietta Community House. The {and was always good for a substan- party was met by a committee of the The majority of these couples! tial gain whenever carrying the ball. | Chapter and escorted to thg Com- were childless and as mv observa- | The first touchdown was made early munity House, where they WET, tions had been mostly of childless | in the second period when Ellis in-|en luncheon. After their visit thy the little ones, | tercepted a forward pass and raced started on a tour of Donegal, whe | forty yards for a score. Showalter they visited the Donegal church. | was able to secure very accurate failed in a drop kick for the extra Leaving Donegal the party journeyed [ point. Ellis again scored in the same to Mount Joy where they passed | 1 {made the third score of the game { when he tore big holes in the visi- Sterility can nearly always be |perion through a variation of plays| down the Stale Highway Yo Lancos overcome when the cause is found |that brought the ball within striking ter. The following National and and removed. In the cases that I|distance when he went over for the State Officers, together with the del- have handled the fault or deficiency | Second score. Ellis failed at the goal. | egates of the State Conference, : { George Germer, the big fullback, composed the party: President Gen- { eral, Mrs. Anthony Wayne, Cook Cooksville, Pa.; Treasurer General {tor's line for a score. Showalter| Mrs. Alfred J. Brosseau; Correspond- failed in an attempted drop kick. | Mt. Joy Victrix seribe a very rigid diet, taking into | A Pennel left end Campbell (C) : bi ia : Zimmerms ft tackle deo consideration the condition of both | Zimmerman left tackle Barley | Urer . : . Shertz | torian, Mrs. George N. Reed, Oil the husband and the wife, also cer-| tain rules of conduet and exercises, all of which must be rigidly observ- ed. Surgery is seldom required in| these cases altho much of it is done. | In such cases I always find it more difficult to overcome the trouble. | Each case is an individual problem, however, and no fixed system will a COLLEGE COW BECOMES NEAR WORLD’S CHAMPION A near world’s record has just been completed by a cow in the dairy herd at the Pennsylvania College. Mary Dysart, a purebred Brown Swiss, produced in 365 days a grand! total of 16,868 pounds of milk and 804.4 pounds of butterfat. This phenomenal production gives highest producing Brown Swiss cow in the world, the champion of the college herd. “Brownie”, as she is affectionately is ten years old but is still hale and en ces A eo ear ne Minister — “Come, come, my His Friend—“Nope, arson, I a single Brubaker left guard ing Secretary, General, Mrs. James Russel Schatz, the flashy right end | H. Stansfield; State Officers, Regent, scored the final touchdown in the Mrs. John B. Heron, Pittsburgh Vice Regent, Mrs. Clarence G. Gris- tary, Mrs. Albert J. Sandles, Export Pa.; Corresponding Secretary, Mrs Joseph M. Caley, Philadelphia; Treas | urer, Mrs. M. R. Hach, Lebanon; His- Showalter (C) center Richardson | City; Librarian, Mrs. Joseph G. Wealand right guard Terr right tackle Zug Schatz right end Eichelberger Engle quarterback Wagner right halfback Ault Ellis Germer fullback Baugas Touchdowns: Ellis 2; Schatz, Ger- mer. Substitutions, Mt. Joy: Ellis for Wagner, Dommel for Zimmer- man, Niess for W. Pennel, Fellen- baum for Engle, Dobson for Bru- baker, Zerphey for Ellis, Beiver for Schatz, Mateer for Showalter, E. Garber for Herr, Groff for Bleyer. Wagner for Zerphey; Vietrix: Steffy for Rehm, Rehm for Steffy, Steffy for Barley, Casodo for Zug, Groff for Eichelberger, Frantz for Richard son. Feferee, B. Groff. Umpire, W. Alexander. Head linesman, H. |of St. Luke’s church purpose holding {a supper and sale of work in the Brown, 12 minute periods Too Much very tedious and lengthy piece when the composer himself arrived. “What’s this?” he demanded from the doorway, “I can hear violins and not the wind ments.” “It is too hard a job for the wind | % instruments,” replied the orchestra leader. “They can’t blow and yawn at the same time.” re et Qe If silence is really golden, Presi- dent Coolidge is a millionaire, nn AUG Aen Pinchot proved himself a good pinch hitter. Rehm | Rhoads, Williamsport; Registrar, | Mrs. Willard M. Bunnell, Scranton: | Director, srs. Samuel S. Hill, Wer- Dickey | nersville; Miss Christine King W. Pennel left halfback Williams | Chambersburg; Mrs. Hubert Moore ! | Philadelphia. The following are the officers of Witness Tree Chapter, and present: Past Regent, Miss Jose- phine Buchanan, Marietta; Regent 4 | Miss Lillian S. Evans, Columbia | Vice Regent, Mrs. S. L. Frey, Maia etta; Treasurer, Mrs. H. N. Kehler. Columbia; Recording Secretary, Mrs John Hughes, Columbia; Correspond- ing Secretary, Miss Maud Haldeman, Marietta; Registrar, Miss Emma Wis. ler, Columbia: Historian, Miss Irene McClure, Columbia. eet) Ieee. Supper and Sale of Work | day, November 3rd. Full details of The orchestra was practicing a the supper will follow in next week’s | edition. Meanwhile, keep that date | free! You know what these suppers {are like and it does not do to miss | flueh®N A | HALISSES | sists of an Crifimas { Relief by locaPg, i Internal Medicinexy The members of St. Mary’s Guild basement of the church, on Satur- CATARRH Mech is a Local disease greatly ine Sle 50 onstitutional conditions, ARR MEDICINE con- which gives Quick ation, and the ic, which acts E2Mucous Sur- Bur System Ni through the Blood orr faces and assists in ridd 2 of Catarrh, Sold by druggists for over 40 Years, En F. J. 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