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THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, U. 8. A.
By Charles Sughroe
© Western Newspaper Union
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The Boss’ Li'l Joke Backfires
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Stop Leaks!
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with Magic Asbestos
Roof-Kote
Applied with a brush
No
expérience
necessary
CHEAPER THAN
PAINT
Guaranteed for ' Ten
Years
A. G. Walters
Builder
Contractor,
and
Roofing Specialist
FLORIN, PA.
june 6-4t
ST TE TREY TI
We are taking on learners
Rages tmcna gy
at Cotton Mills, good” job,
steady work.
Apply ‘fo
MISS MITCHEL
John Farnum Go.
‘214 S. Prince Street,
LANCASTER, \PA.
Highest Cash
Prices Paid
OR
Hides, Tallow
and Furs
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Phone or Write
Walter F. Rochow
COLUMBIA, PENNA.
BIGYGLES and REPAIRS
We Handle Only The Best
NATIONAL and CLEVELAND
Also FISK and PENNA. TIRES
REPAIR WORK A SPECIALTY
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Copynght 1912 by the McClure Newspaper Syndicate
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(or :
KS El
If the Crop was
Covered by a
Hail Policy
You cannot afford to take the risk.
The Hartford Fire Insurance Com-
pany can. Let us explain this hail
policy and the record and resources
of the Company’ that writes it.
Widmyer-Prangley Co.
Agents
48 North Queen Street
. Lancaster, Pa.
H. H. Koser, Landisville, Pa.
Chas. G. Becker, Milton Grove, Pa.
“STONE
Before “placing your order
elsewhere see us.
We have cut, prices to pre
war prices.
J, N. STAUFFER"S, BRO.
MOUNT JOY, PA.
Don. “We. Gorreeht
37 WEST MAINSTREET
hy
Jeweler"
Watchmaker—Engraver
Fo y
THE Merchants
wie advertise in
this papcr will give
you best valnes for
Your money,
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PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH
What Shwilkey Bumblesock Has To
Say This Week !
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Der Shwilkey Bumblesock war en
en guter un beruhmter Mann. Er
war im Schwobeland gebore. In
1710 in er noch Amerika kumme un
hot als en junger Mann en Weil un
ner de Insching gelebt. Nochder-
hand is er noch Berks Caunty kum-
me, un de war er en brauchbarer
Mann un guter Nochber, wie Dehl
Parre alsfort in ihre Leichtpreddige
sage. Er hot gut mit de Insching
umgeh konne, weil sie grosser
Respekt for ihn katt hen. Ehns vun
seine Insching Freund war der
Schekallamy. Er war en scharfer
Kerl un en Boss unner de Insching.
Die Insching glaabe fest an Drahme.
Der Insching hatt gern en gute Flint
katt, wu dem Shwilkey Bumblesock
gehort hot. Emol kummt der Insch-
ing un sagt: “Mr. Bumblesock, ich
hab die letzt Nacht gedrahmt, du
hattst mer selle Flint geschenkt.”
Der Bumblesock hot ihm die Flint
gewe. Uewer en Weil hot der Mr,
Bumblesock ah en Drahm katt. Wie
er der Insching wieder gesehne hot,
sagt er ihm: “Mr. Schekallamy, ich
hab die letzt Nacht gedrahmt, du
du hattst mer der Eiland im Sus-
quehanna Rewer geschenkt.” Sell
hot der Insching zuerst net recht
gesuht, awer weil es en Drahm war,
hot es of kohrs so sei musse hot der
Insching zuerst net recht gesuht, a-
wer ‘weil es en Drahm war, hot es of
kohrs so sei musse noch dem Insch-
HOME HEALTH CLUB
WEEKLY LETTER WRITTEN EX.
PRESSLY FOR THE BULLETIN
BY DR. DAVID H.
REEDER
Looks Are Deceiving: I have had
many pitiful letters from people who
“look perfectly we'l” and yet suffer
vastly more than some who look as
though they had “one foot in the
grave.”
This is especially true of people
who suffer with excessive fat.
That kind of people get no sym-
pathy, and to many of us, sympathy
is about the most desired thing that
can be thought of.
A young man came into my office
the picture of perfect: health. He
was about five feet, 10 inches tall,
and weighed 185 pounds; had a clear,
pink skin, exposed portions well tan
ned.
I took it for granted that he had
called on some business outside of
the professional line, and asked him
what I could do for him.
An aggravated case of chronic
lumbago was his diagnosis.
When I got through
diagnosis I thought the
was going to cry.
On account of his size and looks
he had been laughed at for making
complaints, until he preferred to
suffer in silence, and therefore had
allowed a serious disease to fasten
itself on him. Not a single doctor
had ever told him the real cause of
his suffering, but when I carefully
explained each step in my method
of diagnosis, and also why he suffer-
ed, he was overjoyed. He was a
well educated man and understood
fully, so that when I finished, he ex-
claimed with great feeling, “Doctor,
if I could only have had the services
with my
big fellow
of a doctor nine years ago who
finds causes and removes them, I
need not have suffered.”
Were it not for the fact that I
know he will never see this article,
and you will ever see or know him.
I would not now tell you his trouble
but in the hope that it may prevent
a similar case, I must explain.
When only 20 years of age, he had
ing Glaabe. Der Schekallamy hot
gesaht: “All recht, Mr. Bumblesock,
das Eiland is dei. Awer nau welle
mer des Drahme ufgewe.”
Es is bekannt, dass der Shwilkey
Bumblesock das Eiland im Susque-
hanna Rewer, wu nau en Dehl vun
der Stadt Selinsgrove druf steht,
geegnet hot, un sell is en Beweis,
dass die Drahm Story net leer is.
Der Insehing war scharf kewesst mit
seim Drahm, awer er hot net drah
gedenkt , dass en weisser Mann ah
drahme konnt.
re ere ee tl A ee eee
MANY FARMERS ATTEND
EXTENSION SCHOOL CAUSES
Meetings ‘on farms where crops or
live stock were being grown under
the direction of the agricultural ex-
tension agent to demonstrate ap-
proved methods, or other demonstra-
tions in farm practices given by ex-
tension agents, were attended by ov-
cr 88,500 farmers in 1922, according
to reports to the United States De-
partment of Agriculture. More
than 470,000 farmers attended ex-
tension schools or short courses to
learn new which
the agricultural colleges and experi-
ment stations have found profitable.
The total number of farmers attend-
ing extension meetings of all kinds
during the year is estimated to be
over 14,000,000.
a
Good E. Donegal Farm
If anyone wants a real good East
Donegal township farm, along the
Donegal creek, with the best of lime-
stone soil, here’s your chance. 107
acres, seven acres of which is good
meadow. Farm divided into 6 fields
New barn, 40x90, 8-room brick house
summer house, shedding for 10 acres
of tobacco, running water at barn
and house. Buildings in exceptional
shape, farm is convenient to markets,
is an excellent producer and can be
bought at $180 an acre. If interest-
farming methods
ed call, phone or write Jno. E.
Schroll, Realtor, Mount Joy. tf
mcs lI Aes
Subscribe for the Mt. Joy Bulletin
contracted what is commonly called
a social disease, technically known
as gonorrhea. The regulation treat:
ment for this disease is suppressive
only. Injections drive the disease
it is utterly impossible to dislodge it
by more injections.
The external symptoms disappear,
and the patient is pronounced cured.
It is claimed by careful investigators
that over 75% of the surgical opera-
tions on the pelvis of innocent wo-
men are caused by the suppressive
treatment of gonorrhea, and passed
on to them by husbands who were
told that they were cured.
In a recent paper which I sup-
plied to a Medical Journal at the
special request of its editor, I de-
scribed in detail the full technique
for the scientific treatment and ab-
solute cure of the disease by the au-
genous method. :
I sincerely hope that a!l physicians
of every school may learn
positive method of treatment
will prevent much suffering and save
some lives,
The cause of the young man’s pain
was gonorrheal rheumatism, and it |
cannot be cured so long as the dis-
ease is uncured. i
Remove the cause and nature does |
the curing very quickly. A
1 once had a large, well nourished, |
and strong looking woman brought
to me, and although the picture of!
health, she said she had suffered very |
much for three years.
I found a large fibroid tumor, and |
both she and her husband wanted |
me to remove it at once. After]
careful examination I refused to}
permit surgery as she could not sur- |
vive the anesthetic. I assured them |
that the tumor could be removed |
without survery, but it would take]
time and therefore cost more. They
refused to wait, but went to the |
most famous hospital in America
where the operation was successful-
ly performed. |
The surgeon said it was a perfect!
operation, but unfortunately, the
up into-the prostrate and from there!
of that{ing, a sharp, cutting pain ran through Bills payable (including all abligetions
as it|my back.
60c at all dealers.
woman 7
; | NAWIONAL MOUNT JOY BANK AT MOUNT
finished, and he could not therefore | ;5 : STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA,
HE CLOSE OF
make a report on the after effects. |AT § BUSINESS ON JUNE 30,
Appearances are frequently very 19253
deceptive, and while I am a firm be- 5 1105.24.80
liever in the psychology of a stiff| guile redicomts .stunzole
upper lip and a right mental atti- | Overdrafts, secured, none; unsecured 47.40
tude toward the physical body, at| DeRoset. o iis Sng
the same time I believe that when| (value) ................ $100,000.00
a man imitates the ostrich by shut-| All otheryUnited States
ting his eyes to facts, and refusing |
died before he had quite | EPORT OF CONDITION OF THE UNION
IN THE
i RESOURCES
Loans\and discounts, in-
. 244,350.00
Governm@nt Securities
. 344,350.00
Total 5
proper treatment while he is still| Other bonds stocks. securities, ete.. 538,422.76
hihite 2 . | Banking Houge 000.00; Furniture
curable, he exhibits just about as| ™ Een $8704.00." iii vveasn 33,704.00
much brain as the ostrich. | Lawful reserve with Federal Reserve
Bank slp res vide 58,191.99
rr et CI ee. % 5
{| Cash in vault and amount due from
national bans... . 00 ive 22,108.28
3RD ANNUAL SALES DAY v Amount due ¥rom State banks,
BY LANCASTER MERCHANTS bankers, and jtrust companies in
the United Stites ...... in 1.234.49
Total of Items 9,10,11,12 and
13 : «0. 23,342.77
According to a statement from the
Lancaster Chamber of Commerce. | miscellaneous cask items ........ 274.05
. : - - AR . y the | Redemption fund With U. 8. Treas-
the third annual Sales Day by th urer and due from U. S. Treasurer 5,000.00
merchants of the city, intended es-| other assets, if ang vrs 23.76
inl. aan tye Yara: : |
pceially as a trade extension project ( oi Sm
to get every Lancaster Countain to]
know the matchelss selections of the | LIABILITI
1 | Capital stock paid
Lancaster stores, will take place at| surplus funda .......
«nate date this month. | Tndivided profits
’ 3 : | Less current expenses, int-
The most extensive kind of pre-| “;.at and taxes paid none ..
parations are being made by the Re-| cir wluting notes outstihding
1 He (Cashier's checks outstanding
tailers’ Devision of the Chamber, | oie] of tems 1.20.08 21.25 92.97 :
and the merchants are a hundred per | maividual deposits subjegt to check 330,306.85
cent unit in the main effort of the
58,372.46
97,200.00
92.97
State, county, or other municipal de-
posits secured by pledge of assets
day, which is to offer the most| of this bank or surety Bond .... #.000 %0
3 3 ivide: 3 11 REO SRIF NE 83.00
tempting an unusual bargains a Dividends unpaid .........%... 927.62
Other demand deposits ...,........
Total of demand deposits 366,417.47
Certificates of deposit (other than
for money borrowed) veers. + 805,500.21
Other time deposits .. 251,033.42
63
Sales Day has ever witnessed.
Chairman A. C. Darmstetter, in
making the announcement, said: “We
have gone among all the merchants| Total of time deposits 1.05 333.6
ir ers oy Bills payable neluding =a obliga-
to get their co-operation, and I can tions representing money borrowed
say with enthusiasm that every store| other than rediscounts) 180,000.00
there will be the finest kind of of- Total
ferings on Sales Day at prices that State of Pennsylvania, County of Lancaster,
in : 1 « 1 ye 1 LH
will make it a rich feast of Savings | %: _ o wissly. Cashier of the\sbove-nsmed
for every Lancaster county family.
bank, do solemly affirm that the above state-
Ordinarily, there isn’t a dollar spent
108,616.53
ment is true to the best of my knowledge and
belief.
outside of Lancaster county that H. N. NISSLY., Cashier
won’t buy more than its equivalent Subscribed and affirmed to before, me this
: ( p 7th day of July, 1923.
in the Lancaster stores. To get|"y"N ‘BRUBAKER. Notary Public.
every Lancaster Countain to know My commission expires Feb. 27, 1925
. . . 3 Y 1 te
this is the ideal of Sales Day, and as 1 Correct At OM. BRENEMAN
a prime inducement to make it worth J. C. CARMANY
: . OY 7 a io fA 1. B. KELLER
while for everybody to get this Diregtors
is put on to
in every
knowledge, Sales. Day
offer especially low prices
line of merchandise.”
Several bands will tour the county
-
REPORT OF CONDITION OF THE FIRST
NAYIONAL BANK AT LANDISVILLE IN THE
STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA, AT THE CLOSE
i ; a : OF BUSINESS ON JUNE 30th, 1923.
ust previous to Sales Day, it was \ RESOURCES
; : / J di its, in
stated, and the Conestoga Traction es ely $225,621.07
Company has proferred the use of | rota} loans ......... ..$225,621.07
the { Overdrafts, sceured, none
| Depositad to secure circula-
| tion (U. 8.
are | value)
unsecured 23.56
its suburban cars in touring
musicians over the county.
Other extensive preparations
35,000.00
; [' A11 other In
being made, and the announcement | NY es securities - -56,450.00
of the date, it is said, will be known | Total .A........
xt week | Other bonds Kk *
ext: Woon, | Banking Fuse. ........... 4,100.00
em etl Gee Furniture ahd fixtures ......9,000.00 13,100.00
| Lawful res@rve with Federal Re-
DANGERS OF A COLD | serve Bank ae sna 26.194.71
3 — { Cash in vaulf and amount due from
- vA national DIRERE: ears s ees veve 5,140.2]
.Mt. Joy“ People Will Do Well To | mint due tom State banks, bank;
Heed Them | ers, and tr@ist companies in the i
y ’ <i 7 United State§ .. Coals vais 991.3
Many bad cases of kidney trouble | hpi TET EO
result from a cold or chill. Congest-| ;™ °F "7 © ..10,131.52
ed kidneys fall bahind in filtering the | Miscellaneous dgsh items a LU B8Y1,00
poison-laden blood and backache, | Redemption fund {with U Troas- +750
s
{ headache, dizziness\and disordered | "rer 2nd due ffm U. 8. Treasurer
{kidney action follow), Don’t neglect | 4
Total TR sare $609,193.29
la cold. Use Doan’s Kidney Pills at | LIABILITIES
the first sign of kidney trouble. Fol- | capital stock paid Bn $ 50,000.00
low this Mt. Joy resident's example: | Surplus fund ....... Bris ssc ein runes 50.000.00
C. H. Metzler, mechdgic, 49 W.| Undivided ‘profits R.............. 6708.63
Circulating 34.400.00
| Main St., says: “I wasn’t figeling any | Cashier's checks outstanding aac nee
too good and the trouble wa$, all with | Total of items 21.22,98 24.25 5.83
my kidneys. In the first plage, they | Individual deposits subfect to check 158,108.89
0 i y eh Y | Deposits requiring notige, 1 88
| were put out of order by a coll. My | Puri, requiring woke, but les CC
i kidneys were not only sore, buffthey! motal or demand deposits 166,594.58
were sluggish, too, which resulted in | Certificates of deposit (other than for
» | money borrowed) .. u oth "se '
{the kidney secretions passing too sel- [Other time deposits
dom. At times when I did any stoops| Total
Rar ).04
of time deposits. 269,982.60
|
A short use of Doan’s IS representing money borrowed other
than rediscounts) :
| Kidney Pills brought results. Doan’s | thei 25,000.00
other than those above
regulated the kidney action, streng-| stated 6.510.85
(thened me and fixed up my back in a| ,, ——
J | Total . $609.1
pleasing way.” Foster-Milburn sm" of Pennsylvania, Count¥ of
Co., Mfrs., Buffalo, N. Y. I
ED Ire se
Lancas
| » J. N. Summy, Cashier of the above ‘named
| bank, do solemnly swear that thé above state-
f mont is true to the best of my Knowledge and
Many Federal Permits {ysliet. JN STMYY Cashi
- N. SUMMY, Cashier.
Federal! permits for 1923 have | Subscribed and sworn to before Me this Tth
been issued to 770 persons who are | of July, 1923. X
2 wile bird-bandi re HENRY H. KOSER, Notary Public.
cooperating in bird-banding work My commission expires Feb. %21, 1097
: E. Main Street
WEDNESDAY, JULY 11th, 1928
, | Cash in’ vault and amount due from
aationt] banks ............000000 59,247.44
Amount due from State banks bankers
and teust comp. in the U, 8. .... 9,663.5%
Checks ¢n other banks in the same
city of town asreporting bank .. 2,129.13
Total of Items 9,10,11,12,13, 71,042.63
Miscellangous cash items .......... 1,497.54
Redemptipn fund with U. 8. Treas-
urer and due from U. S. Treasurer 6,250.00"
$1,832,308.300
Total RB. ..... i i veneer
LIABILITIES :
Capital stock paid «++. $125,000.00
Surplus fund .......... ...125,000.00
Undivided | profits 093.79
Reserved for interest and
taxes acgrued ............ 12,130.26
Reserved for depreciation on
DORAS: > cof. i ie 8,789.68 43,013.73
Cirenlating © notes outstanding ..... 122,900.00
Amount dué to State banks, bankers,
and trusts companies .............. 62.06
Certified checks outstanding 18.66
Cashier's checks outstanding 563.06
21,22,23,24,25 643.77
Individual deposits subject to check 327,193.21
Certificates "of deposit due in less
than 30 days (other than for money
borrowed dh vi tit ve vicar
State, county, or other municip -
posits secured by pledge of assets of
Total of Items
this bank @r surety bond 25,000.00
Dividends unpaid ir 5,000.00
Total of demand depsits 387,645.31
Certificates of deposit (other than
money horrdwed) :................ 424,871.35
Other time defosits ........c.....0 294 440.81
Total of time deposits ..719.312.16
U. 8. Government securities borrowed 45,000.00
Bills payable igeluding all obligations
representing money borrowed other
than rediscounts rere PT 255,000.00
Notes and bills, rediscounted, includ-
ing acceptances of other banks and
foreign bills of exchange or drafts
sold with indorsement of this bank 8,690.50
Liabilities other than those above
stated
Seen Realy, BE SE 102.83
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Total... 0. do 0 $1,832,308.30
State of Pennsylvania, County of Lancaster,
88.
I, R. Fellenbaum, Cashier “of the above-named
bank, do solemnly swear that the above state-
ment is true to the best of my knowledge and
belief.
R. FELLENBAUM, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this th
day if July, 1923.
W. M. Hollowbush, Notary Public.
My commission expires Feb, 24, 1927.
Oorrect—Attest:
J. N. HERSHEY
A. L. NISSLEY
AMOS N. MUSSER
Directors
CLAY AWAY THE YEARS
Apply Boncilla Beautifier casmic clay to
your face, and rest while it dries, then
remove and see and feel the wonderful
difference in the color and texture of the
skin.
Guaranteed to do these definite things for
the face or money refunded. Clear the
complexion and give it color. Lift out the
lines. Remove blackheads and pimples.
Close enlarged pores. Rebuild facial tis-
sues and muscles. Make the skin soft
and smooth.
You can obtain regular sizes from your
favorite toilet counter. If not, send this
ad. with 10 centsto Boncilla Laboratories,
Indianapolis, Indiana, for a trial tube.
S.- HESS HERSHEY
Investments
Real Estate
Insurance
MOUNT JOY, . PA.
Bell Phone 75R2
Why Not
Use The Best
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Martin's Sanitary Dairy
West Donegal St,
MOUNT JOY, PENNA.
An
ugly cut ?
MENTHOLATUM
is antiseptic
and gently
helps the
healing.
Shaving
Hair Cutting
Jos. B. Hershe-
TONSORIAL PARLOR
Agents for the Manhattan Laundry
Goods called for Monday
Mount Joy
jratinaninng
CHARLIE GARBER
PIANO TUNER
with the Biolegical Survey, United | Oorrect—Attest: So 3 Mount Jay, Penna.
States Department of Agriculture. ON Arh STAUFFER i ;
In 1920, when this work became a H. W. MINNICH BNENE BERLE
regular activity of the Biologi al Difectors. . h
Survey, 89 persons volunteered to as- | REPORT OF CONDITION OF THE Ranor J 6
sist and were supplied with the ne- SATIONAL JANE AT MOUNT JOY IN WHE
LVANIA, AT THE CIOSE
JUNE 30, 1023. 1 E
h RESOURCES
Loans andy discounts, in- 3
cluding réf@iscounts .. $791,935.42 $791,235.42
Overdrafts, sdgured, none; unsecured : "205.28
cessary permits. In 1921 the num-
ber increased to 189, and in 1922 to
552. Bird-banding cooperators serve
without pay, their motive being a
OF BUSINESS
desire to assist in increasing ou Deposited 10 Figure circula-
. 0] . .
knowledge of birds. value) x wh 125,000.00
rol Wfasibiiesiioen All other United Si :
Government Securities 302,693.97 427,693.07
Other bonds, stocks, Sgeufities. ete 487 854.18
Banking House ....... +. 30,991.57
Furniture and fixtures 15,077.09 48,068.66
Lawful reserve with Fede
Bank
It was estimated that 10,000 peo-
ple witnessed the fire works display
at the Masonic Homes, Elizabeth-
town, Wednesday evening.
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tol