LJ ICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL | THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, U. 8. A. By Charles Sughroe © Western Newspaper Union Ty, The Boss’ Li'l Joke Backfires ALL LIKE A TENT! “THOLGH ho) SUN HAS RISEN HGH WH! WEAVENS, OLR MICKIE \$ AW.O.L. $ BUY WARK! a » FOR PHONE BELL " CHIMES TUNEFULLY! “exy 8y GED. SHAKES PERE ” Stop Leaks! Cover your entire roof with Magic Asbestos Roof-Kote Applied with a brush No expérience necessary CHEAPER THAN PAINT Guaranteed for ' Ten Years A. G. Walters Builder Contractor, and Roofing Specialist FLORIN, PA. june 6-4t ST TE TREY TI We are taking on learners Rages tmcna gy at Cotton Mills, good” job, steady work. Apply ‘fo MISS MITCHEL John Farnum Go. ‘214 S. Prince Street, LANCASTER, \PA. Highest Cash Prices Paid OR Hides, Tallow and Furs } Phone or Write Walter F. Rochow COLUMBIA, PENNA. BIGYGLES and REPAIRS We Handle Only The Best NATIONAL and CLEVELAND Also FISK and PENNA. TIRES REPAIR WORK A SPECIALTY i 5 3 All Makes Talking Maghines Repaired 3 a Roy G. Hetshey All Work Guaranthed 429 N. Queen St., LANCASTER, PA. 3 J. Howard Hersh Els Dealer in i ~The Keasby & Mattison Co, )s Century Shingles, Asbestos Iding Lumber and Asbestos Sheathing | —— ~= po "Qos QUIEY BROOD OER ‘TH OLE NEWSPAPER OFFICE “HIS MORNING AND SWENCE COVERS Ir 3 (MICXIE'S VOICE) g WELLOY WELLO \ WHO 18 us 2 MHS 1S THE SMARTEST MAN 1H ay TAM RN .. Le) Gt NY B0SS : AX H' NEWSPAPER. o ; —————_ OFFCE — By JACK WILSON Copynght 1912 by the McClure Newspaper Syndicate RUN ON HOME TO YOUR MOM, CRY BABEE! TALBURT 100k A BITE ouTTA MY APPLE! WELL WELL! DON'T CRY ABOUT THAT! NETH! suT YOU GHOULD THIS WAS 8 Generous I! MY ADAM'S ApPpPLEI 7 = rv Sam— A Ruined Doesn't mean a Ruined Tobacco Grower (or : KS El If the Crop was Covered by a Hail Policy You cannot afford to take the risk. The Hartford Fire Insurance Com- pany can. Let us explain this hail policy and the record and resources of the Company’ that writes it. Widmyer-Prangley Co. Agents 48 North Queen Street . Lancaster, Pa. H. H. Koser, Landisville, Pa. Chas. G. Becker, Milton Grove, Pa. “STONE Before “placing your order elsewhere see us. We have cut, prices to pre war prices. J, N. STAUFFER"S, BRO. MOUNT JOY, PA. Don. “We. Gorreeht 37 WEST MAINSTREET hy Jeweler" Watchmaker—Engraver Fo y THE Merchants wie advertise in this papcr will give you best valnes for Your money, TREN aa PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH What Shwilkey Bumblesock Has To Say This Week ! ! | | Der Shwilkey Bumblesock war en en guter un beruhmter Mann. Er war im Schwobeland gebore. In 1710 in er noch Amerika kumme un hot als en junger Mann en Weil un ner de Insching gelebt. Nochder- hand is er noch Berks Caunty kum- me, un de war er en brauchbarer Mann un guter Nochber, wie Dehl Parre alsfort in ihre Leichtpreddige sage. Er hot gut mit de Insching umgeh konne, weil sie grosser Respekt for ihn katt hen. Ehns vun seine Insching Freund war der Schekallamy. Er war en scharfer Kerl un en Boss unner de Insching. Die Insching glaabe fest an Drahme. Der Insching hatt gern en gute Flint katt, wu dem Shwilkey Bumblesock gehort hot. Emol kummt der Insch- ing un sagt: “Mr. Bumblesock, ich hab die letzt Nacht gedrahmt, du hattst mer selle Flint geschenkt.” Der Bumblesock hot ihm die Flint gewe. Uewer en Weil hot der Mr, Bumblesock ah en Drahm katt. Wie er der Insching wieder gesehne hot, sagt er ihm: “Mr. Schekallamy, ich hab die letzt Nacht gedrahmt, du du hattst mer der Eiland im Sus- quehanna Rewer geschenkt.” Sell hot der Insching zuerst net recht gesuht, awer weil es en Drahm war, hot es of kohrs so sei musse hot der Insching zuerst net recht gesuht, a- wer ‘weil es en Drahm war, hot es of kohrs so sei musse noch dem Insch- HOME HEALTH CLUB WEEKLY LETTER WRITTEN EX. PRESSLY FOR THE BULLETIN BY DR. DAVID H. REEDER Looks Are Deceiving: I have had many pitiful letters from people who “look perfectly we'l” and yet suffer vastly more than some who look as though they had “one foot in the grave.” This is especially true of people who suffer with excessive fat. That kind of people get no sym- pathy, and to many of us, sympathy is about the most desired thing that can be thought of. A young man came into my office the picture of perfect: health. He was about five feet, 10 inches tall, and weighed 185 pounds; had a clear, pink skin, exposed portions well tan ned. I took it for granted that he had called on some business outside of the professional line, and asked him what I could do for him. An aggravated case of chronic lumbago was his diagnosis. When I got through diagnosis I thought the was going to cry. On account of his size and looks he had been laughed at for making complaints, until he preferred to suffer in silence, and therefore had allowed a serious disease to fasten itself on him. Not a single doctor had ever told him the real cause of his suffering, but when I carefully explained each step in my method of diagnosis, and also why he suffer- ed, he was overjoyed. He was a well educated man and understood fully, so that when I finished, he ex- claimed with great feeling, “Doctor, if I could only have had the services with my big fellow of a doctor nine years ago who finds causes and removes them, I need not have suffered.” Were it not for the fact that I know he will never see this article, and you will ever see or know him. I would not now tell you his trouble but in the hope that it may prevent a similar case, I must explain. When only 20 years of age, he had ing Glaabe. Der Schekallamy hot gesaht: “All recht, Mr. Bumblesock, das Eiland is dei. Awer nau welle mer des Drahme ufgewe.” Es is bekannt, dass der Shwilkey Bumblesock das Eiland im Susque- hanna Rewer, wu nau en Dehl vun der Stadt Selinsgrove druf steht, geegnet hot, un sell is en Beweis, dass die Drahm Story net leer is. Der Insehing war scharf kewesst mit seim Drahm, awer er hot net drah gedenkt , dass en weisser Mann ah drahme konnt. re ere ee tl A ee eee MANY FARMERS ATTEND EXTENSION SCHOOL CAUSES Meetings ‘on farms where crops or live stock were being grown under the direction of the agricultural ex- tension agent to demonstrate ap- proved methods, or other demonstra- tions in farm practices given by ex- tension agents, were attended by ov- cr 88,500 farmers in 1922, according to reports to the United States De- partment of Agriculture. More than 470,000 farmers attended ex- tension schools or short courses to learn new which the agricultural colleges and experi- ment stations have found profitable. The total number of farmers attend- ing extension meetings of all kinds during the year is estimated to be over 14,000,000. a Good E. Donegal Farm If anyone wants a real good East Donegal township farm, along the Donegal creek, with the best of lime- stone soil, here’s your chance. 107 acres, seven acres of which is good meadow. Farm divided into 6 fields New barn, 40x90, 8-room brick house summer house, shedding for 10 acres of tobacco, running water at barn and house. Buildings in exceptional shape, farm is convenient to markets, is an excellent producer and can be bought at $180 an acre. If interest- farming methods ed call, phone or write Jno. E. Schroll, Realtor, Mount Joy. tf mcs lI Aes Subscribe for the Mt. Joy Bulletin contracted what is commonly called a social disease, technically known as gonorrhea. The regulation treat: ment for this disease is suppressive only. Injections drive the disease it is utterly impossible to dislodge it by more injections. The external symptoms disappear, and the patient is pronounced cured. It is claimed by careful investigators that over 75% of the surgical opera- tions on the pelvis of innocent wo- men are caused by the suppressive treatment of gonorrhea, and passed on to them by husbands who were told that they were cured. In a recent paper which I sup- plied to a Medical Journal at the special request of its editor, I de- scribed in detail the full technique for the scientific treatment and ab- solute cure of the disease by the au- genous method. : I sincerely hope that a!l physicians of every school may learn positive method of treatment will prevent much suffering and save some lives, The cause of the young man’s pain was gonorrheal rheumatism, and it | cannot be cured so long as the dis- ease is uncured. i Remove the cause and nature does | the curing very quickly. A 1 once had a large, well nourished, | and strong looking woman brought to me, and although the picture of! health, she said she had suffered very | much for three years. I found a large fibroid tumor, and | both she and her husband wanted | me to remove it at once. After] careful examination I refused to} permit surgery as she could not sur- | vive the anesthetic. I assured them | that the tumor could be removed | without survery, but it would take] time and therefore cost more. They refused to wait, but went to the | most famous hospital in America where the operation was successful- ly performed. | The surgeon said it was a perfect! operation, but unfortunately, the up into-the prostrate and from there! of that{ing, a sharp, cutting pain ran through Bills payable (including all abligetions as it|my back. 60c at all dealers. woman 7 ; | NAWIONAL MOUNT JOY BANK AT MOUNT finished, and he could not therefore | ;5 : STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA, HE CLOSE OF make a report on the after effects. |AT § BUSINESS ON JUNE 30, Appearances are frequently very 19253 deceptive, and while I am a firm be- 5 1105.24.80 liever in the psychology of a stiff| guile redicomts .stunzole upper lip and a right mental atti- | Overdrafts, secured, none; unsecured 47.40 tude toward the physical body, at| DeRoset. o iis Sng the same time I believe that when| (value) ................ $100,000.00 a man imitates the ostrich by shut-| All otheryUnited States ting his eyes to facts, and refusing | died before he had quite | EPORT OF CONDITION OF THE UNION IN THE i RESOURCES Loans\and discounts, in- . 244,350.00 Governm@nt Securities . 344,350.00 Total 5 proper treatment while he is still| Other bonds stocks. securities, ete.. 538,422.76 hihite 2 . | Banking Houge 000.00; Furniture curable, he exhibits just about as| ™ Een $8704.00." iii vveasn 33,704.00 much brain as the ostrich. | Lawful reserve with Federal Reserve Bank slp res vide 58,191.99 rr et CI ee. % 5 {| Cash in vault and amount due from national bans... . 00 ive 22,108.28 3RD ANNUAL SALES DAY v Amount due ¥rom State banks, BY LANCASTER MERCHANTS bankers, and jtrust companies in the United Stites ...... in 1.234.49 Total of Items 9,10,11,12 and 13 : «0. 23,342.77 According to a statement from the Lancaster Chamber of Commerce. | miscellaneous cask items ........ 274.05 . : - - AR . y the | Redemption fund With U. 8. Treas- the third annual Sales Day by th urer and due from U. S. Treasurer 5,000.00 merchants of the city, intended es-| other assets, if ang vrs 23.76 inl. aan tye Yara: : | pceially as a trade extension project ( oi Sm to get every Lancaster Countain to] know the matchelss selections of the | LIABILITI 1 | Capital stock paid Lancaster stores, will take place at| surplus funda ....... «nate date this month. | Tndivided profits ’ 3 : | Less current expenses, int- The most extensive kind of pre-| “;.at and taxes paid none .. parations are being made by the Re-| cir wluting notes outstihding 1 He (Cashier's checks outstanding tailers’ Devision of the Chamber, | oie] of tems 1.20.08 21.25 92.97 : and the merchants are a hundred per | maividual deposits subjegt to check 330,306.85 cent unit in the main effort of the 58,372.46 97,200.00 92.97 State, county, or other municipal de- posits secured by pledge of assets day, which is to offer the most| of this bank or surety Bond .... #.000 %0 3 3 ivide: 3 11 REO SRIF NE 83.00 tempting an unusual bargains a Dividends unpaid .........%... 927.62 Other demand deposits ...,........ Total of demand deposits 366,417.47 Certificates of deposit (other than for money borrowed) veers. + 805,500.21 Other time deposits .. 251,033.42 63 Sales Day has ever witnessed. Chairman A. C. Darmstetter, in making the announcement, said: “We have gone among all the merchants| Total of time deposits 1.05 333.6 ir ers oy Bills payable neluding =a obliga- to get their co-operation, and I can tions representing money borrowed say with enthusiasm that every store| other than rediscounts) 180,000.00 there will be the finest kind of of- Total ferings on Sales Day at prices that State of Pennsylvania, County of Lancaster, in : 1 « 1 ye 1 LH will make it a rich feast of Savings | %: _ o wissly. Cashier of the\sbove-nsmed for every Lancaster county family. bank, do solemly affirm that the above state- Ordinarily, there isn’t a dollar spent 108,616.53 ment is true to the best of my knowledge and belief. outside of Lancaster county that H. N. NISSLY., Cashier won’t buy more than its equivalent Subscribed and affirmed to before, me this : ( p 7th day of July, 1923. in the Lancaster stores. To get|"y"N ‘BRUBAKER. Notary Public. every Lancaster Countain to know My commission expires Feb. 27, 1925 . . . 3 Y 1 te this is the ideal of Sales Day, and as 1 Correct At OM. BRENEMAN a prime inducement to make it worth J. C. CARMANY : . OY 7 a io fA 1. B. KELLER while for everybody to get this Diregtors is put on to in every knowledge, Sales. Day offer especially low prices line of merchandise.” Several bands will tour the county - REPORT OF CONDITION OF THE FIRST NAYIONAL BANK AT LANDISVILLE IN THE STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA, AT THE CLOSE i ; a : OF BUSINESS ON JUNE 30th, 1923. ust previous to Sales Day, it was \ RESOURCES ; : / J di its, in stated, and the Conestoga Traction es ely $225,621.07 Company has proferred the use of | rota} loans ......... ..$225,621.07 the { Overdrafts, sceured, none | Depositad to secure circula- | tion (U. 8. are | value) unsecured 23.56 its suburban cars in touring musicians over the county. Other extensive preparations 35,000.00 ; [' A11 other In being made, and the announcement | NY es securities - -56,450.00 of the date, it is said, will be known | Total .A........ xt week | Other bonds Kk * ext: Woon, | Banking Fuse. ........... 4,100.00 em etl Gee Furniture ahd fixtures ......9,000.00 13,100.00 | Lawful res@rve with Federal Re- DANGERS OF A COLD | serve Bank ae sna 26.194.71 3 — { Cash in vaulf and amount due from - vA national DIRERE: ears s ees veve 5,140.2] .Mt. Joy“ People Will Do Well To | mint due tom State banks, bank; Heed Them | ers, and tr@ist companies in the i y ’ cof. i ie 8,789.68 43,013.73 Cirenlating © notes outstanding ..... 122,900.00 Amount dué to State banks, bankers, and trusts companies .............. 62.06 Certified checks outstanding 18.66 Cashier's checks outstanding 563.06 21,22,23,24,25 643.77 Individual deposits subject to check 327,193.21 Certificates "of deposit due in less than 30 days (other than for money borrowed dh vi tit ve vicar State, county, or other municip - posits secured by pledge of assets of Total of Items this bank @r surety bond 25,000.00 Dividends unpaid ir 5,000.00 Total of demand depsits 387,645.31 Certificates of deposit (other than money horrdwed) :................ 424,871.35 Other time defosits ........c.....0 294 440.81 Total of time deposits ..719.312.16 U. 8. Government securities borrowed 45,000.00 Bills payable igeluding all obligations representing money borrowed other than rediscounts rere PT 255,000.00 Notes and bills, rediscounted, includ- ing acceptances of other banks and foreign bills of exchange or drafts sold with indorsement of this bank 8,690.50 Liabilities other than those above stated Seen Realy, BE SE 102.83 ———— Total... 0. do 0 $1,832,308.30 State of Pennsylvania, County of Lancaster, 88. I, R. Fellenbaum, Cashier “of the above-named bank, do solemnly swear that the above state- ment is true to the best of my knowledge and belief. R. FELLENBAUM, Cashier. Subscribed and sworn to before me this th day if July, 1923. W. M. Hollowbush, Notary Public. My commission expires Feb, 24, 1927. Oorrect—Attest: J. N. HERSHEY A. L. NISSLEY AMOS N. 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Hershe- TONSORIAL PARLOR Agents for the Manhattan Laundry Goods called for Monday Mount Joy jratinaninng CHARLIE GARBER PIANO TUNER with the Biolegical Survey, United | Oorrect—Attest: So 3 Mount Jay, Penna. States Department of Agriculture. ON Arh STAUFFER i ; In 1920, when this work became a H. W. MINNICH BNENE BERLE regular activity of the Biologi al Difectors. . h Survey, 89 persons volunteered to as- | REPORT OF CONDITION OF THE Ranor J 6 sist and were supplied with the ne- SATIONAL JANE AT MOUNT JOY IN WHE LVANIA, AT THE CIOSE JUNE 30, 1023. 1 E h RESOURCES Loans andy discounts, in- 3 cluding réf@iscounts .. $791,935.42 $791,235.42 Overdrafts, sdgured, none; unsecured : "205.28 cessary permits. In 1921 the num- ber increased to 189, and in 1922 to 552. Bird-banding cooperators serve without pay, their motive being a OF BUSINESS desire to assist in increasing ou Deposited 10 Figure circula- . 0] . . knowledge of birds. value) x wh 125,000.00 rol Wfasibiiesiioen All other United Si : Government Securities 302,693.97 427,693.07 Other bonds, stocks, Sgeufities. ete 487 854.18 Banking House ....... +. 30,991.57 Furniture and fixtures 15,077.09 48,068.66 Lawful reserve with Fede Bank It was estimated that 10,000 peo- ple witnessed the fire works display at the Masonic Homes, Elizabeth- town, Wednesday evening. om A tol