By Charles Sughroe
© Western Newspaper Union
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THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY LANCASTER COUNTY,PENNSYLVANIA, U. 8.
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WHO CHANGES HIS PouTies
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BY BAKER
WELL-DO YOU KNOW
JULIUS - ARE YOU VERY WHERE WASHINGTON IS?
GOOD IN MATHEMATICS?
YOUNG MAN, T AM
SPEAKING OF THE
CAPITOL OF THE
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UNITED STATES!
ME TO KNOW
WHERE IT IS?
WELL HOW OUTSIDE OF
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I'VE NEVER BEEN
By J. M. Beer
1 SEE THEY ARE USING
SUBSTITUTES FOR COALY
WHO, THE
CONSUMERS?
MIXING SLAG AND SLATE WITH IT!
i NO, THE COAL BARONS!
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LIGHT-SIX
you pay a thousand dollars
car and have to buy a new
one each year, it is atleast twice
as expensive as a fifteen hundred
and fifty dollar car that looks like
new at the end of three years.
We believe aStudebaker Sedan
is good for five to ten years of
useful, satisfactory life. We are
not positive as to the real life
because none has yet worn out.
If, when you trade in your car,
you learn that you can get only
three or four hundred dollars for
it because there is no second-
hand market for that make of
car, then you must add this extra
depreciation to arrive at
real cost of the car.
The trade-in price of Stude-
baker cars shows a very small
depreciation, in many sections
the smallest of all makes cf motor
cars. And there is always a ready
market for used cars of Stude-
baker manufacture.
Motor car values find their
proper levels in used car sales-
rooms. Visit one and compare
Studebaker second-hand prices
with others. The result will be
illuminating. The built-in value
proves itself each thousand miles
of use.
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Roadster (3-Pass.).. 975 | Roadster (2-Pass.)....1250 20
Speedster -Pass.) 1835
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ED. REA,
Mount Joy
YEAR
PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH
What Shwilkey Bumblesock Has Te
Say This Week
(Continued from last week)
Der Rossem hud aney fertzaeit os
meer oll ga-maend hen os ordlich
goot wor fer en breddicher.
“Deer wist feleicht os 1ch mohl
en hoond kot hob by em nawma
Wosser,” sawkt der Rossem, “Der
Wosser wor en enterprising specl-
men foon da canine breed, un hud
en graesser luch ous em budda
grotza enna in finf minutta os we
sex onnerry hoond im township.
Em Wosser sei noddoor wor fer tsu
grotza, un so, fer enn mahl recht
tsu satisfia, hov ich decide os ich un
er en broonna grauva wedda. Ich
hob em Wosser der blotz ga-wissa
woo er grotza sed, un er is evva
grawd fleisich draw gongha. Ich
hob en ring ga-marrickt kot im!
groond so os der Dosser easy saena
hud kenna we wide os er geh hud
sella, un deer maecht mer’s glauva
udda ned, ovver bis ich tzrick koo-
ma bin foon da shier mit da shoufel
don hud der Wosser en foos deef
ga-grotzt kot grawd inside om mar-
rick foom ring noach, so nice un
correct os won der Jonathan dard’s
selver ga-doo hed.”
“En woonderbawrer hoond,”
sawkt der Sthitz.
“En remarkable illustration foon
canine sagacity,” sawkt der Mawny.
“Un hud der Wosser, d’no ols
noch ga-grotzt, Rossem?” froakt|
der Jonathan.
“Yer. Er hud of course gagrotzt
de wile os ich der groond rous k’-
shoufled hob, avver er is d’no ols
widder fieisich draw gongha so k’-
shwint os ich ols widder ous em luch;
wor. In exactly feer dawg wor der
broonna tzwnsich foos deef, un ich
hob foom beshta wosser kot.”
“Un der Wosser hud sich undoubt-
edly dote ga-grotzt kot,” sawkt der
Sthitz.
“Not much,” sawkt der Rossem;
“fer eich tsu demonstra wos fer
woonderbawr vitality os seller
hoond kot hud don wil eich ebbas
sawgha os pawr woacha nochder-
hond k’happent is: Ich un en pawr
onnerry karls worra om felsa rous
grauva in anes foon meina felder
un meer hen olly ga-but en blast
mocha missa. Der Woser wor bei
oons un hud de differenta opera-
tions arrig intelligently ga-watcht.
We meer der aersht blast ready kot
hen, don hov ich dev fuse aw-k’
stheckt un meer sin oll onner safer
blotz k’sphroongha. Ovver deer
kendt denka we surprised os meer
worra we meer roohm ga-goockt hen
un hen ga-noticed os der Wosser
ols noch om blockka wor woo der
blast ready wor fer aenttzchy seg-
gond loas tsu geh. Meer hen em
Wosser garoofa un gapiffa, ovver
er hud oons evva yoosht gor ned
ga-mind. Er hud dard k’sthonna
mit da ohra k’sphitzt un hud der
kup a ennich so sheb gadrait, un
un hud der shmoke ga-watch we er
so gracefully in glany efrecles foon
da fuse in de heh gongha is. Do
hud er awfongha ttsu grotza os hud.
won about en hoonerd fensa mice
dard in da felsa waerra, ovver
yoosht selly seggond is der blast loas
gongha mit em gnoll os de ard recht
k'shittled hud.”
“Un deer hed em auremman Wos
ser sei remains tenderly tzomma
ga-laesa un hed se mit hame ga-
noomma in tr a match box,” sawkt
der Sthitz.
“Ich denk ovver ned,” sawkt der
Rossem we er en frisher chaw ga-
noomma hud. “Seller blast hud der
/
Wosser about en hoonerd foos in de
heh ganoomma, ovver foos er is
grawd widder ronner koomma
squnare uff de fees, wun bin meer
widder k’shwint hee koomma worra
don wor er widder fleisich om grot-
za im luch, un hud der groond un
de stheh so lively in olly diretcions
fleegha mocha os es evva really ned
safe wor fer oons dard ttsu blieva.””
“Un der Wosser is undoubtedly
ols noch om grotza,” sawkt der
Sthitz we er sei aug tzoo ga-drickt
hud tsu meer un is on’s onner end
foon da sthob ga-luffa un hud tsum
fenshter nous gagoockt.
Seller vet hen meer oonser de-
scent gamocht i da outskirts foom
a glana stheddle ned wide foom
HOME HEALTH CLUB
WEEKLY LETTER WRITTEN EX.
PRESSLY FOR THE BULLETIN
BY DR. DAVID H.
REEDER
BEAUTY: In the springtime all
1 Nature ““‘dresses up’’. puts on new
| clothes and everything is made beau-
{ ful, If there is an old and rotten
{stump beautiful vines climb all over
| it and cover its rough nakedness with
{ their green leaves and flowers. The
! elements combine to make the brok-
len limbs of the trees less prominent
by changing their raw staring sur-
face into a beautiful soft gray.
The warm, moist and bit muddy
earth puts on a soft green carpet of
grass and by and by georgeous flow-
ers nod and smile bewitchingly at all
beholders.
It is the duty of human beings to
follow this good law of Nature,
brighten up, dress up, cheer up and
smile. Man has the God given pow-
er to remake himself as he will. He
changes constantly. He is not the
same today that he was yesterday,
nor as he will be next week, but he
hs the ability to inflluence what he
will be tomorrow. next week and
next year.
The don’t care attitude is wrong.
You have not the right to allow
yourself to reteriorate. You were
given a most beautiful clear, pink
and white skin, ‘pearly teeth and a
natural tendency to smile and be
happy. To be just as beautiful al-
ways as you were when a normal
healthy baby.
Channel.
Un deer hed droom de leit saena
we se oonser groassy flying machine
saena hen easy roonner gaeich em
budda koomma.
Ich glaub really os about dret
hoonerd monsleit, wibesleit un kin-
ner oom de machine roohm ga-
bis meer mohl endlich shloafa hen
kenna.
Der naegsht marrygha sin meer
free ob k’sthart, un hinna in da,
sama woach hen meer en descent ga
mccht in Sprin.
Der Mawny hud ols shoon ga- |
laesa kot os es so woonderbawry
shany wibesleit hud in Spain, un er
wor determined fer dard tsu shuppa.
Ovver meer hen hardly ga-land
| kot in da outskirts foon so er a ord-
licha groassa sthodt, don is en karl
in uniform tsu sphringha koomma
un hud ebbas ga-goxed de wile os
er en groass bobbeer ous em sog
grickt hud un hud’s oons ga-laesa.
“Now mohl doh!” greisht der
Sthitz we der karl es bobbeer ga-
laesa hud kot, “won du aentzicchy
bisniss tsu transacta husht mit oons,
don koom grawd rous in plain Len-
geshter county deitsich, so en ga-
gox we du husht kon ken mensh fer
stheh!”
D’'no hud der kart sei hend in de
{heh un, hud awfongha uff da fing-
I gher ob tsu tzaela.
{ “Dar ding is fershure so holver,
narrish,” sawkt der Ethitz, “suppose
ich daet eem anes uff der hockka
| pasta?”
| Ovver voosht we der Sthitz des
1doo hud wella don is en onnerrer
karl in Aenglish os meer en tox
batzawla mista foon about finf-un
tzwansich dawler in oonserm geld
fer dard tsu landa mit da flying
machine,
“Deer gaet tsum shinner!” greisht
der Sthitz we er de tzwaa karls ga-
grabbed hud un hud eena de kep
hartz- hoftich tzommab gaboompt
“Moch ready fer stharta, Rossem!”
Meer worra oll grawd ready, un
dno hud der Sthitz de tzwaa
Sphonisha recht goot ga-kicked, is
in de macheine ga-joompt, un we en
sthrawl sin meer uff a mohl widder
in de heh gongha.
“Ich will eena weisa!” ereisht der
Sthitz: “why, dee, dee karls daetn
ame toxa won mer yoo:%s a wen-
rich awgoocka wed, un won mer]
Feera shany wibesleit at all a wen-
nich badrauchta wed don daeta se
em oonny doubt sheesa.”
“Yer, sel
Rossem; “se sin arrig jealous; ovver
wist deer karls os de Spaniards
really ned so eel wroovvel hedda
mit eera subjects in Cuba wun de
Phillippine Islands won’s ned waer
fer faricheterlichy hoacha toxa un
onnerry impositions woo se practisa
uff selly auremmy leit?”
Es is sheer ned dawaerd os ich
grawd doh en description geb foon
oonserm laeva in da flying machine
darrich de naegshta dref woacha.
Es wor en sha, blaseerlich laeva,
un meer hen ken stharem experienc-
ed os oons anicher shauda ga-doo
Endlich worra meer im Caribbean
Seea, un worra faleicht en hoonerd
mile oonnich da West Indies drous
we ebbas Kk’happent is os oons
yoosht about excite hud. |
Der Sthitz huda on anes foon da
fenshterra k’sthonna un hud nonner
uff der seh ga-gockt.
greisht er:
teef: dard droonna uff em wosser is
ebbas os tsu meer goockt we en gla:
boat.”
“O, du freeda!” greisht
sella. woo tsu sphringha sin komma :
crowd sin, un es wor arrig sphote ;
Why do you permit those unsight-
ly blackheads, why that rough, ugly
looking, wrinkled skin.
I have demonstrated in so many
cases that it is almost unbelievable
that even a very badly neglected
skin and a decidedly ugly expression
can be made over.
I remember the case of a yoeng
woman in one of the larger western
cities, a stenographer, naturally a
beautiful girl, but in going through
the business college she was forced
to economize, and not knowing the
proper diet for the greatest amount
. of nourishment with the least cost
and best health at the same time,
she made the great mistake of eating
things that would cloy the appetite.
Just as I have seen hundreds of
others do. Her lunch would be made
up of coffee and pastry.
Her breakfast, she told me, was
mostly coffee and rolls, sometimes
doughnuts.
The dinner at 6 frequently was of
fresh pork, bread. potatoes and more
coffee,
Her face was a most repulsive
sight, red blotches, pimples, black-
heads, pale and sallow.
One day she found a copy of this
paper and it just happened to have
in that issue one of the Home Health
Club articles on pimples and other
skin troubles.
She woke up at once and got busy,
About 6 months after that she heard
that I was to be in a neighboring
city before long and she wrote and
asked if she might sce me.
Of course I said “yes” and I was
well repaid. Her skin was as clear
and pink as a baby’s.
nothing except to tell me how grate-
ful she was for all the Home Health
Club had done for her. I found that
she had sent by mail to my office
and secured the Home Health Club
Book, Volume three, and followed
quite faithfully the chapters entitled,
““A beautiful woman”, “Pure blood
and clear skin’’, and “Enriching the
blood.”
I wish I could encourage everyone
to eat right and think right, by tell-
ing you of many other cases, becacse
when people eat right and think
right the result is health and happi-
ness, as well as beauty.
rtm Gl
Who Wants This
Is there a tenant farmer around
here that wants to make as much
money with less work than he is do-
ing now? Here you are. A 30-acrel
farm % mile from Manheim, best of
daeta se,” sawkt der|gravel land, good buildings, an abun-
dance of fruit, fine water. This
would make a dandy truck farm as
it is close to the markets. Don’t de-
lay. Act quickly as I am going to
turn this farm.—Call, phone or
write J. E. Schroll, Mt. Joy.
It has just been learned that
John D. Rockerfeller, Jr., draws a
million dollars a month in dividends
on oil stock he owns.
Sthitz we er d’no darrich der sph-
eckteef gagookt hud; “en sha yoong
madel un tzwaa yoonghy menner—
un oll gocka os won se dote waerra!
“Du sawksht now ned!” greisht
der Mownyy we er der spheckteef
ga-grabbed hud: “0, wos is sel ma-
del so sha!”
Un d’'no is der Mawny ovver ga-
excite waraa!
““Shnell dich, Rossem un luss de
Uff a mohl: machine noonner uff’s wosser geh!”
el : jgreisht der Mtwny; “sel sha yoong
Mawny bring meer seller spheck- | madel laebt faleicht noch.”
Un dno, de wile os de machine
m noonner geh wor, hud der Mowny
en sha rode necktie aw ga-doo un
ena sich recht sha k'sthrailt.
She wanted |
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An
ugly cut?
MENTHOLATUM
is antiseptic
and gently
helps the
healing.
Why Not
Use The Best
Im —————
Martin's Sanitary Dairy
West Donegal St.
MOUNT JOY, PENNA
Rock Bottom Prices
on all Material, Fixtures, Electrical
Supplies, Etec.
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BIG REDUCTIONS ON OUR FINE
LINE OF SHADES & FIXTURES
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Westinghouse * Electric Ranges
Full Atomatic
See Me Before Buying Elsewhere
JNO. H. BIETZ
Bell Phone,
MQUNT JOY
E. Main St,
WITTLE.
SECOND-MAND HOUSE FURNISHINGS
and ANTIQUES
ho
Will move from present location
to South Market Sb April lat.
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We have, all sizes pipe, beams,
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Nemo Seli-Reducing No. 333
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It your dealer can'tget it, send name, ad-
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Tire milgage and service
comes frdm quality—not
purchase price. Silvers
towns havd never been
excelled for \quality —so
naturally thy are the
most economidal,
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H. E. Garber, Rrop.
Bell 5-R-2 208 E. Main St.
MT. JOY, PA
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