There are feeds and feeds—
But—here’s an’-udder feed—
one that fills the udders fuller,
because it is SWEETER, more
palatable— makes cows give
MORE milk. Cows like it
better—keeps them in better
condition. The best result
producing feed we ever sold.
>SCHUMACHER FEED
is a highly nutritious feed, com-
posed of the products of corn—
oats—barley and wheat. It is a base or
MAINTENANCE feed — SWEETENED,
making it unusually palatable. Stock like
it—thrive on it—keep in better condition.
Fine for all farm animals.
Call at our store and learn what our
customers say about this better feed—
also get our surprisingly low prices.
E. H. Zercher, Mt. Joy
# TheQuakerQats Company
h ANAC TURE RS & DISTRIBUTORS. s
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W. S. Eichler
Florin Inn Garage
Florin, Penna.
Here are two of the best made yet moderately priced cars
on the market today. We will be pleased to call'and give
you a demonstration at any time. |
We Handle All Kinds Of
Auto Accessories, Tires, Oils, Ftc.
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REFRIGERATOR TIME!
A Good Refrigerator
WILL PAY FOR ITSELF IN A FEW SUMMERS
You should not consider 4 Refrigerator in the light of an ex-
pense.. On the other hand, a good refrigerator will prove to be
one of the best investments you"could possibly make.
It will pay you dividends for years in definite savings of ac-
tual Cash in preserving food that would otherwise spoil.
You will find here about forty differnet sizes and styles to se-
lect from, ranging in price from $19.00%to $175.00.
We also have in stock for im-mediate delivery, the celebrated
“WHITE FROST” refrigerators, price $75.80; with water cooler
attached, $90.00.
Before deciding on a refrigerator, be sure to look over this
assortment.
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MOUNT JOY, PA.
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Hauling of all kinds. Moviftg.a specialty to any part of the State
on short notice. | also do Passtwmger Hauling, | received new
spring seatsland they are very comfortahe.
By CHAS. Z. DERR
Bell Phone 11-R4 "
216 South Barbara Street, ~ MOUNT JOMP A.
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THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY LANCASTER COUNTY,
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Without Something to Show for
the Journey,
in the mountains of
Tennessee set out to get married, The
man put a lump of beeswax in
the bottom of the buggy and with his
A young couple
young
prospective bride drove to the nearest
magistrate, who was also a store
keeper. The young man told the
squire that he wanted to get married,
und also mentioned that he was short
of funds. Would the magistrate
credit him till more prosperous times?
The hard-hearted magistrate refused.
“Well,” said the young man, “I got a
ball of beeswax here, if y'll take that
[ll turn it in on the cost.” The squire
agreed and took the beeswax into the
and weighed it, returning with
the disappointing news that it lacked
a dollar and a half of being big enough
to pay the fee,
“Well, kain't yi’ trust me for
rest?’ persisted the young man.
The magistrate shook his head with
finality. “Kain’t do it.”
Then Sally slipped into the breach.
store
the
“Hit looks like you could do it this
onct,” she wheedled.
“Ain't possible,” was the firm re-
joinder.
“Well,” sald Sally, her face sudden-
ly brightening, “howcome you Kkain't
marry us as fur as the beeswax will
go?'—Exchange.
BIDS DEFIANCE TO “KICKERS”
Editor's Encouragement to Writer
Who Felt Like Giving Up in
Face of Criticism,
“Some of the neighbors are making
a howl about the items we are sending
in, says a contributor of local news
items to the Columbus (Montana)
News, “so I believe that as soon as
my supply of stationery runs out I will
quit writing. Let some one else take
the job if they think they can do so
much better. I am getting tired of
being bawled out every week, and
would like to sit back and criticise
some one else writing, for a while.”
To this not wishing to
lose an a com
forting and finely
the editor,
writer, brackets
independent reply :
“Stay with em, kid! Don’t let the
Jabbering of a few kickers unveil the
cayuse in your disposition. If an editor
or writer takes the scare that easy, we
would have swapped our pen for a
Fatima 10 years and each and
every issue since then. If our patrons
able
ago,
don’t like what you and I write let
them stop taking the darned News,
and then they will surely have no kick
coming.”—From the Outlook.
Work for Mathematician,
While putting a record on a phon-
ograph the other day the writer was
struck with the fact that a point on
the circumference of the disc makes
78 revolutions a minute exactly the
same as any point in nearer to the
center,
In other words, while a point two
inches, say, from the center is going
around a certain number of inches,
a point on the outer edge is going
around a greatly increased number
of inches In exactly the same time.
Supposin’ the disc were increased
to a diameter of a mile—some record!
—and the speed of this huge disc
still maintained at 78 revolutions a
minute, how fast would a given point
on the edge be going?
Not being a mathematician, 1 leave
this pretty problem to the bureau of
standards, naval any
one of the scores of statistical branches
of the government
observatory or
service.
It ought to be easy to work out
for a person whose inclinations run
that way.—Washington Star.
Sea Fishing for Giant Whip Rays.
The English hunter and explorer,
F. A. Mitchell-Hedges, is fishing fo
sea monsters in the Caribbean, and he
declares the sport to be far more ex-
citing than hunting big game on land.
Especially if one goes after giant whip
rays, “the most deadly creatures in
the ocean.” They weigh some three-
quarters of a ton, and are armed for
offense with a long whip tail which
carries a spike as sharp as a needle.
“A fearsome poison is hidden in
that spike. One blow, and the man
who is struck hy it dies in agony
within three minutes.”
Mr. Mitchell-Hedge’s party got two
whip rays, nearly losing themselves
and their canoe in the first fight, when
they tried to land a ray that was only
pretending to be stunned and attacked
them savagely with his fiendish tail.
More Than Two Weeks.
The Russian calendar, thirteen days
behind ours, rather annoyed some
American business men who tried to
place orders in south Russia during
the reactionary regime of General
Denikin. One of them in particular
was slow to grasp, for instance, why
our June 14 should be the Russian
June 1. At length, when the idea had
finally penetrated him, he still shook
his head incredulously, remarking—
“No, siree! You can’t make me be-
lieve that these people are no more
than thirteen days behind the rest of
the world. It’s hundreds—and years,
at that”"-—Robert Dunn in the New
York World.
Something Similar.
“Are scientists still trying to learn
the monkey language?’ asked Mr
Glipping.
“I don’t know,” said Mr. Dubwaite,
“but if they want to hear a pretty
fair substitute they ought to listen
| to my youngest daughter talking ft
| one of her rah-rah friends over the
telephone.”
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A Good Truck Farm.
I have a 4 %-acre truck farm close
o markets, best limestone land, 9-
oom brick house with bath, slate
oof; frame barn with slate roof, to-
i bacco shed, ice house, chicken house
and hog pen, fruit wonderful garden,.
Property is located on a pike. Will
sell for less than it would cost to
build a house like the one on the
premises. Act quick if you want it.
LJ. E. Schroll, Mount Joy.
QUITE HELPFUL SUGGESTION | NO RIVER LIKE THE JORDAY
! : '
Sally Just Naturally Hated to Return ; Characteristics of Histo
Stream
| Have No Counterparts cre
in the
if
| In one matter, Palestine enjoys an
advantage obvious at once to the stu-
| dent of her maps » Rive lan
which Joshua crossed dryshod, in
| which N svrian | ed away
his leg y, and were John the Bap-
tist preached, is unique. Among the
rivers of the world, there is no other
like it. The source of the Jordan is
From that
distance is
9200 feet
to its outflow,
sea level,
source the
only sixty miles, but it is a distance
which the river itself, by the frequent
winding, more than trebles. The out-
flow is not into any open sea, but into
a lake surrounded entirely by moun-
tains and exhausted only by evapora-
tion or soaking of the water into its
bleak This lake
is so charged with various salts that
to sink in its
while bathing severely tests the com-
plexion. Most remarkable of all is
the fact that the lake, supposed to con-
tain the ruins of Sodom, Gomorrha and
other cities of the plain, is situated 1,-
300 feet or thereabouts below the level
of the sea. Nowhere, not in the Grand
canyon itself, is there a phenomenon
SO mysterious and so sensational —P.
W. Wilson in the World's Work.
STILL BELIEVE IN WITCHES
Alaskan Indians Cling to Old Super
stition Despite All the Teach-
ings of Missionaries.
above
and desolate shores.
waters is Impossible,
The primitive trait to shift the
blame for one's misfortunes to some
one else, still endures among the
Thlinget Indians of Alaska in the form
of witcheraft, despite the efforts of the
missionaries and the presence of white
settlers. When sickness or trouble of
any kind falls on a community and
endures more than the ordinary length
of time, the word goes forth that the
village has been “witched” by
enemy dwelling among them.
Twenty tribe had
its witch duty it
to detect but since the
ernment authorities abolished
medicine men, witches are detected
In other ways. They are still pun-
ished as they were before the white
man with difference: In
the old days death followed torture.
Now the tortured and os-
tracized. efficacious pun-
ishment, to the Thlingets,
is thrusting a stick through the looped
hair and twisting the scalp off the un
fortunate victim,
some
years ago each
doctor hose was
gov-
these
witches,
came, this
victim is
The
according
most
Evolution of Name “London.”
The name “London” dates back to
the time when the inhabitants of
Great Britain were wild and uncivil-
ized and when the Thames was much
wider than it is at present. In fact,
thls river was then a sort of lake or
lagoon up which the tide came from
the sea.
It was upon this body of water that
the Celts built a rude sort of fort, to
which they referred as “the fort on
the lagoon,” or in Celtic “cair Lun-
dun.” Upon their invasion of Eng
land, the Romans adopted the same
name with a slight alteration to en-
able it to fit into the Latin, and the
town was then known as “Londin-
ium.” It was during the Roman oc-
cupation that the place grew to be an
important town, and even after
Romans departed, the Latin term
clung to the city until well on into the
PENNSYLVANIA, U. 8. A.
PUBLIC SALE
§ —or—
VALUABLE FARM
THURSDAY, SEPT. 14, 1922
At 1:30 P. M., the undersigned will
sell at publi@ sale, on the premises in
Rapho township on the outskirts of
the village Mastersonville on the
road leading §from Mastersonville to
Colebrook, a arm of 50 acres and
48% perches, gmore or less adjoining
properties of #Jacob Hackman, Sam-
uel Fassnacht§ Jacob Hollinger, and
John Gibble.
The improv@ments consist of 2%
story frame h§use with summer kit-
chen and ong out-house attached,
laid out in 11 fconvenient rooms. A
large frame bdnk barn, large corn
barn, hog stablg, tobacco shed with
stripping roonf and all necessary
outbuildings. he farm is laid out
in 4 convenient § fields and meadow
with a good w@ll of water at the
house and plenfy of water in the
fields. The soil}is adapted to grow
all the crops that are grown in this
neighborhood. responds quickly
to fertilizers and §is a desirable farm
in every way. It}is located close to
school, churches fand town and in a
splendid neighbothood. The farm
will positively be §old. Any person
desiring to view tRe premises before
the day of sale cah do so by calling
on the tenant at the farm.
Sale to commence at 1:30 P. M. on
Thursday, the 14th day of September.
A. D. 1922, when donditions will be
made known by the undersigned.
MONROE B, FORNEY,
DAVID B. FORNEY,
LIZZIE SHEARER,
MARY YOUNG,
ELLA FORNEY,
Heirs of David R. Forney, Dec’d.
C. S. Frank, Auctioneer.
Isaac, R. Herr, H. G. Ripple, Atty’s.
PUBLIC SALE
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: VALUABLE FARM ?
SATURDAY SEPT. 16, 1922
At 1:30 P.! M., the undersigned will
sell at public sale, on the premises in
Mount Joy township, on the road
from Mount. Joy to Elizabethtown by
way of Brehneman’s School Hous:
and Green Tree Church, about one
mile from the Borough Limits of Mt.
Joy, a farm! of 127 acres and 80
perches, more or less adjoining pro-
perties of Graybill Wolgemuth, Jacob
Hershey, Samuel Shearer, Henry
Garber and others.
The improvements consist of a 214
story double stone and frame dwel-
ling house with summer house attach-
ed, laid out initen convenient rooms.
A large frame bank barn 105 feet
long with tobacco shed attached,
corn barn, hog: stable, separate to-
bacco barn and all necessary out-
buildings. All the buildings are in an
excellent state} of repair and are
pleasantly situated.
There is a well of the best never-
failing running'water at the house
and barn. The farm is laid out in 9
convenient fields‘and is a very desir-
able farm in an unsurpassed location
It is located close to schools, churches,
Borough High School, and is in a
splendid neighbarhood. This farm
will positively " sold. Any person
desiring to view the premises before
the day of sale can do so by calling on
the tenant at the farm.
Sale to commente at 1:30 P. M. on
Saturday, the 16th day of Septem-
ber, 1922, when the conditions will
be made known by the undersigned. |
MONROE iB. FORNEY,
DAVID B.{FORNEY,
LIZZIE SHEARER
MARY YOUNG
ELLA FORNEY
C. S. Frank, Auctioneer.
Heirs of David R. Forney, Dec’d.
Isaac R. Herr, H. G; Ripple, Atty’s.
:
Middle ages, when the gradual trend
away from the strict Latin form
caused the elimination of the last two
syllables and the changing of the first i
“I” into an “0” thus producing the
name “Londen,” precisely as it is to-
day.
Path of English Liberty.
establishing trial by jury. The judges
refused te submit cases to judges, and
then Alfred would hang the judges. He
hanged 44 of them in one year follow-
ing convictions of impeachment before
a grand council, known as the “witten-
agemote,” which was the real begin- |
ning of the English parliament. The |
Normans came and turned things top-
sy-turvy for a time, but in the reign
of King John the barons of England |
took the bit in their teeth and forced
the Magna Charta vipon the king. The
Plantagenets, Tudors and Stuarts, all
full fed on the doctrine of the divine |
right of kings, tried to administer Jjus-
tice in their own several fashions, but
this only led to the revolution of 1688,
which established the bill of rights and
set the people of England free.
Pat Knew What He Meant.
The village constable found Pat
moaning and writhing by the roadside.
“Hello, «Pat! What's the matter
with you?’ he asked. Who've you
been fighting with?
it's not fighting at all that
I've been,” replied Pat. “A couple of
motor bikes: and side whiskers cane
tearin’ by an' one of the whiskers |
took me in the back and landed me in
the hedge.”
“Sure
“You mean side cars—not side whis-
kers,” said the policeman.
“Indeed, I do not,” replied Pat.
“They both whisked off before I could
get their numbers!”
The impression One Gets, |
inuch?”? |
“You've traveled
“Oh, I've been everywhere,”
“Tell me something.”
“Well 7
“What size tip do you have to give
a prime minisier abroad?’'—Birming-
Yam Age Herald.
ell] liso
. A Wonderful Bargain |
Undoubtedly the best bargain 1
have had in several years. A double !
lot, corner, good residential section,
with 3-story brick house, modern in |
every respect, new heating plant, |
electric lights, bath, garage. Be |
placement cost today, $20,000. Will |
take $7,600 and give possession any
time. Now don’t think too long but
Alfred the Great had his troubles in |
act. Call or phone Jno. E. Schroll, |
tf Mount Joy, Pa. '
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 30th, 1922
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AMERICANS
How few of u$ realize the importance of
making over the\ foreigner — of implanting
American ideals, ideas and common sense in
place of socialistic and maybe anarchistic theories. It
means a lot to every American citizen. This work
and many other interesting @ctivities of the Department
of Labor are discussed in thé twelfth issue of the series
of beautifully illustrated booltlets on Our Government
which we have been distributing to representative
citizens of this community. ’
If by any chance you have failed to receive regularly
your copies of this series that has been so favorably
commented upon, visit us today and from the limited
supply on hand we will gladly complete your set.
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