There are feeds and feeds— But—here’s an’-udder feed— one that fills the udders fuller, because it is SWEETER, more palatable— makes cows give MORE milk. Cows like it better—keeps them in better condition. The best result producing feed we ever sold. >SCHUMACHER FEED is a highly nutritious feed, com- posed of the products of corn— oats—barley and wheat. It is a base or MAINTENANCE feed — SWEETENED, making it unusually palatable. Stock like it—thrive on it—keep in better condition. Fine for all farm animals. Call at our store and learn what our customers say about this better feed— also get our surprisingly low prices. E. H. Zercher, Mt. Joy # TheQuakerQats Company h ANAC TURE RS & DISTRIBUTORS. s sons: CHICAGO, U.S. A E. J. Argenbright W. S. Eichler Florin Inn Garage Florin, Penna. Here are two of the best made yet moderately priced cars on the market today. We will be pleased to call'and give you a demonstration at any time. | We Handle All Kinds Of Auto Accessories, Tires, Oils, Ftc. Y ET TE L011 OL REFRIGERATOR TIME! A Good Refrigerator WILL PAY FOR ITSELF IN A FEW SUMMERS You should not consider 4 Refrigerator in the light of an ex- pense.. On the other hand, a good refrigerator will prove to be one of the best investments you"could possibly make. It will pay you dividends for years in definite savings of ac- tual Cash in preserving food that would otherwise spoil. You will find here about forty differnet sizes and styles to se- lect from, ranging in price from $19.00%to $175.00. We also have in stock for im-mediate delivery, the celebrated “WHITE FROST” refrigerators, price $75.80; with water cooler attached, $90.00. Before deciding on a refrigerator, be sure to look over this assortment. — ED Totals: Maytown Yestenberger, Maley & Myers Mt Jog : Bast Kimg Street LANCASTER, PA. Bite RR DEAN 0 1 Wo LARENCE SCHOCK MOUNT JOY, PA. - ~ Haul and Ride by Truck ; Hauling of all kinds. Moviftg.a specialty to any part of the State on short notice. | also do Passtwmger Hauling, | received new spring seatsland they are very comfortahe. By CHAS. Z. DERR Bell Phone 11-R4 " 216 South Barbara Street, ~ MOUNT JOMP A. BOOOOCOCOO00GOOCO00OOCO00000OCO0N0 WOOOODO00OL0O0OCO0000 | = y THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY LANCASTER COUNTY, ——— Without Something to Show for the Journey, in the mountains of Tennessee set out to get married, The man put a lump of beeswax in the bottom of the buggy and with his A young couple young prospective bride drove to the nearest magistrate, who was also a store keeper. The young man told the squire that he wanted to get married, und also mentioned that he was short of funds. Would the magistrate credit him till more prosperous times? The hard-hearted magistrate refused. “Well,” said the young man, “I got a ball of beeswax here, if y'll take that [ll turn it in on the cost.” The squire agreed and took the beeswax into the and weighed it, returning with the disappointing news that it lacked a dollar and a half of being big enough to pay the fee, “Well, kain't yi’ trust me for rest?’ persisted the young man. The magistrate shook his head with finality. “Kain’t do it.” Then Sally slipped into the breach. store the “Hit looks like you could do it this onct,” she wheedled. “Ain't possible,” was the firm re- joinder. “Well,” sald Sally, her face sudden- ly brightening, “howcome you Kkain't marry us as fur as the beeswax will go?'—Exchange. BIDS DEFIANCE TO “KICKERS” Editor's Encouragement to Writer Who Felt Like Giving Up in Face of Criticism, “Some of the neighbors are making a howl about the items we are sending in, says a contributor of local news items to the Columbus (Montana) News, “so I believe that as soon as my supply of stationery runs out I will quit writing. Let some one else take the job if they think they can do so much better. I am getting tired of being bawled out every week, and would like to sit back and criticise some one else writing, for a while.” To this not wishing to lose an a com forting and finely the editor, writer, brackets independent reply : “Stay with em, kid! Don’t let the Jabbering of a few kickers unveil the cayuse in your disposition. If an editor or writer takes the scare that easy, we would have swapped our pen for a Fatima 10 years and each and every issue since then. If our patrons able ago, don’t like what you and I write let them stop taking the darned News, and then they will surely have no kick coming.”—From the Outlook. Work for Mathematician, While putting a record on a phon- ograph the other day the writer was struck with the fact that a point on the circumference of the disc makes 78 revolutions a minute exactly the same as any point in nearer to the center, In other words, while a point two inches, say, from the center is going around a certain number of inches, a point on the outer edge is going around a greatly increased number of inches In exactly the same time. Supposin’ the disc were increased to a diameter of a mile—some record! —and the speed of this huge disc still maintained at 78 revolutions a minute, how fast would a given point on the edge be going? Not being a mathematician, 1 leave this pretty problem to the bureau of standards, naval any one of the scores of statistical branches of the government observatory or service. It ought to be easy to work out for a person whose inclinations run that way.—Washington Star. Sea Fishing for Giant Whip Rays. The English hunter and explorer, F. A. Mitchell-Hedges, is fishing fo sea monsters in the Caribbean, and he declares the sport to be far more ex- citing than hunting big game on land. Especially if one goes after giant whip rays, “the most deadly creatures in the ocean.” They weigh some three- quarters of a ton, and are armed for offense with a long whip tail which carries a spike as sharp as a needle. “A fearsome poison is hidden in that spike. One blow, and the man who is struck hy it dies in agony within three minutes.” Mr. Mitchell-Hedge’s party got two whip rays, nearly losing themselves and their canoe in the first fight, when they tried to land a ray that was only pretending to be stunned and attacked them savagely with his fiendish tail. More Than Two Weeks. The Russian calendar, thirteen days behind ours, rather annoyed some American business men who tried to place orders in south Russia during the reactionary regime of General Denikin. One of them in particular was slow to grasp, for instance, why our June 14 should be the Russian June 1. At length, when the idea had finally penetrated him, he still shook his head incredulously, remarking— “No, siree! You can’t make me be- lieve that these people are no more than thirteen days behind the rest of the world. It’s hundreds—and years, at that”"-—Robert Dunn in the New York World. Something Similar. “Are scientists still trying to learn the monkey language?’ asked Mr Glipping. “I don’t know,” said Mr. Dubwaite, “but if they want to hear a pretty fair substitute they ought to listen | to my youngest daughter talking ft | one of her rah-rah friends over the telephone.” ir ——— Wn A Good Truck Farm. I have a 4 %-acre truck farm close o markets, best limestone land, 9- oom brick house with bath, slate oof; frame barn with slate roof, to- i bacco shed, ice house, chicken house and hog pen, fruit wonderful garden,. Property is located on a pike. Will sell for less than it would cost to build a house like the one on the premises. Act quick if you want it. LJ. E. Schroll, Mount Joy. QUITE HELPFUL SUGGESTION | NO RIVER LIKE THE JORDAY ! : ' Sally Just Naturally Hated to Return ; Characteristics of Histo Stream | Have No Counterparts cre in the if | In one matter, Palestine enjoys an advantage obvious at once to the stu- | dent of her maps » Rive lan which Joshua crossed dryshod, in | which N svrian | ed away his leg y, and were John the Bap- tist preached, is unique. Among the rivers of the world, there is no other like it. The source of the Jordan is From that distance is 9200 feet to its outflow, sea level, source the only sixty miles, but it is a distance which the river itself, by the frequent winding, more than trebles. The out- flow is not into any open sea, but into a lake surrounded entirely by moun- tains and exhausted only by evapora- tion or soaking of the water into its bleak This lake is so charged with various salts that to sink in its while bathing severely tests the com- plexion. Most remarkable of all is the fact that the lake, supposed to con- tain the ruins of Sodom, Gomorrha and other cities of the plain, is situated 1,- 300 feet or thereabouts below the level of the sea. Nowhere, not in the Grand canyon itself, is there a phenomenon SO mysterious and so sensational —P. W. Wilson in the World's Work. STILL BELIEVE IN WITCHES Alaskan Indians Cling to Old Super stition Despite All the Teach- ings of Missionaries. above and desolate shores. waters is Impossible, The primitive trait to shift the blame for one's misfortunes to some one else, still endures among the Thlinget Indians of Alaska in the form of witcheraft, despite the efforts of the missionaries and the presence of white settlers. When sickness or trouble of any kind falls on a community and endures more than the ordinary length of time, the word goes forth that the village has been “witched” by enemy dwelling among them. Twenty tribe had its witch duty it to detect but since the ernment authorities abolished medicine men, witches are detected In other ways. They are still pun- ished as they were before the white man with difference: In the old days death followed torture. Now the tortured and os- tracized. efficacious pun- ishment, to the Thlingets, is thrusting a stick through the looped hair and twisting the scalp off the un fortunate victim, some years ago each doctor hose was gov- these witches, came, this victim is The according most Evolution of Name “London.” The name “London” dates back to the time when the inhabitants of Great Britain were wild and uncivil- ized and when the Thames was much wider than it is at present. In fact, thls river was then a sort of lake or lagoon up which the tide came from the sea. It was upon this body of water that the Celts built a rude sort of fort, to which they referred as “the fort on the lagoon,” or in Celtic “cair Lun- dun.” Upon their invasion of Eng land, the Romans adopted the same name with a slight alteration to en- able it to fit into the Latin, and the town was then known as “Londin- ium.” It was during the Roman oc- cupation that the place grew to be an important town, and even after Romans departed, the Latin term clung to the city until well on into the PENNSYLVANIA, U. 8. A. PUBLIC SALE § —or— VALUABLE FARM THURSDAY, SEPT. 14, 1922 At 1:30 P. M., the undersigned will sell at publi@ sale, on the premises in Rapho township on the outskirts of the village Mastersonville on the road leading §from Mastersonville to Colebrook, a arm of 50 acres and 48% perches, gmore or less adjoining properties of #Jacob Hackman, Sam- uel Fassnacht§ Jacob Hollinger, and John Gibble. The improv@ments consist of 2% story frame h§use with summer kit- chen and ong out-house attached, laid out in 11 fconvenient rooms. A large frame bdnk barn, large corn barn, hog stablg, tobacco shed with stripping roonf and all necessary outbuildings. he farm is laid out in 4 convenient § fields and meadow with a good w@ll of water at the house and plenfy of water in the fields. The soil}is adapted to grow all the crops that are grown in this neighborhood. responds quickly to fertilizers and §is a desirable farm in every way. It}is located close to school, churches fand town and in a splendid neighbothood. The farm will positively be §old. Any person desiring to view tRe premises before the day of sale cah do so by calling on the tenant at the farm. Sale to commence at 1:30 P. M. on Thursday, the 14th day of September. A. D. 1922, when donditions will be made known by the undersigned. MONROE B, FORNEY, DAVID B. FORNEY, LIZZIE SHEARER, MARY YOUNG, ELLA FORNEY, Heirs of David R. Forney, Dec’d. C. S. Frank, Auctioneer. Isaac, R. Herr, H. G. Ripple, Atty’s. PUBLIC SALE me OF emer : VALUABLE FARM ? SATURDAY SEPT. 16, 1922 At 1:30 P.! M., the undersigned will sell at public sale, on the premises in Mount Joy township, on the road from Mount. Joy to Elizabethtown by way of Brehneman’s School Hous: and Green Tree Church, about one mile from the Borough Limits of Mt. Joy, a farm! of 127 acres and 80 perches, more or less adjoining pro- perties of Graybill Wolgemuth, Jacob Hershey, Samuel Shearer, Henry Garber and others. The improvements consist of a 214 story double stone and frame dwel- ling house with summer house attach- ed, laid out initen convenient rooms. A large frame bank barn 105 feet long with tobacco shed attached, corn barn, hog: stable, separate to- bacco barn and all necessary out- buildings. All the buildings are in an excellent state} of repair and are pleasantly situated. There is a well of the best never- failing running'water at the house and barn. The farm is laid out in 9 convenient fields‘and is a very desir- able farm in an unsurpassed location It is located close to schools, churches, Borough High School, and is in a splendid neighbarhood. This farm will positively " sold. Any person desiring to view the premises before the day of sale can do so by calling on the tenant at the farm. Sale to commente at 1:30 P. M. on Saturday, the 16th day of Septem- ber, 1922, when the conditions will be made known by the undersigned. | MONROE iB. FORNEY, DAVID B.{FORNEY, LIZZIE SHEARER MARY YOUNG ELLA FORNEY C. S. Frank, Auctioneer. Heirs of David R. Forney, Dec’d. Isaac R. Herr, H. G; Ripple, Atty’s. : Middle ages, when the gradual trend away from the strict Latin form caused the elimination of the last two syllables and the changing of the first i “I” into an “0” thus producing the name “Londen,” precisely as it is to- day. Path of English Liberty. establishing trial by jury. The judges refused te submit cases to judges, and then Alfred would hang the judges. He hanged 44 of them in one year follow- ing convictions of impeachment before a grand council, known as the “witten- agemote,” which was the real begin- | ning of the English parliament. The | Normans came and turned things top- sy-turvy for a time, but in the reign of King John the barons of England | took the bit in their teeth and forced the Magna Charta vipon the king. The Plantagenets, Tudors and Stuarts, all full fed on the doctrine of the divine | right of kings, tried to administer Jjus- tice in their own several fashions, but this only led to the revolution of 1688, which established the bill of rights and set the people of England free. Pat Knew What He Meant. The village constable found Pat moaning and writhing by the roadside. “Hello, «Pat! What's the matter with you?’ he asked. Who've you been fighting with? it's not fighting at all that I've been,” replied Pat. “A couple of motor bikes: and side whiskers cane tearin’ by an' one of the whiskers | took me in the back and landed me in the hedge.” “Sure “You mean side cars—not side whis- kers,” said the policeman. “Indeed, I do not,” replied Pat. “They both whisked off before I could get their numbers!” The impression One Gets, | inuch?”? | “You've traveled “Oh, I've been everywhere,” “Tell me something.” “Well 7 “What size tip do you have to give a prime minisier abroad?’'—Birming- Yam Age Herald. ell] liso . A Wonderful Bargain | Undoubtedly the best bargain 1 have had in several years. A double ! lot, corner, good residential section, with 3-story brick house, modern in | every respect, new heating plant, | electric lights, bath, garage. Be | placement cost today, $20,000. Will | take $7,600 and give possession any time. Now don’t think too long but Alfred the Great had his troubles in | act. Call or phone Jno. E. Schroll, | tf Mount Joy, Pa. ' WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 30th, 1922 { { | | | | MAKING THEM AMERICANS How few of u$ realize the importance of making over the\ foreigner — of implanting American ideals, ideas and common sense in place of socialistic and maybe anarchistic theories. It means a lot to every American citizen. This work and many other interesting @ctivities of the Department of Labor are discussed in thé twelfth issue of the series of beautifully illustrated booltlets on Our Government which we have been distributing to representative citizens of this community. ’ If by any chance you have failed to receive regularly your copies of this series that has been so favorably commented upon, visit us today and from the limited supply on hand we will gladly complete your set. National Bank Mount Joy, Pa. 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