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By DUNCAN M. SMITH
By OUNCAN M. SMITH
and bys. Lotton} iabrics v r OOS 5 ends at Mariett
11 E +3: e tl 4 \ Te St DL -
fall aad all th: l wit LC) 4 \ : ' nd M Harry Ulric)
1p hard w od tabi W owing of te PERT PARAGRAPHS. PERT PARAGRAPHS.
eC 01 ard wear a'd Lu k . ‘ . ; lelpt I ting
stocks of Gingham : (ralatea Cloth and JF people could break their chickens | YWE all have to play the game, but M n
'] bravs to er in the evs g Instead of ve would like to have the prive
k ran! id yO. the morning life in the country would ilege of choosing our opponents, \ nd &
CHLEBRATED AR DERSON BATES GINGHAMS, 123c YARD be more enjoyable ”
¢ v v Bit Our ide p $ § 8 3
GINGHAMS, 15.0 YARD { . and pat- - ir lea of a dismal maw (8 one that = i RI
f . . na ; ’ yids to sma It is not so hard to cateh a girl, but | 1s left at home to mina the baby a
Bris ; . ) - i taming her is « er matter whole evening :
desigl®s on ft a o . Aa » \ 1 Wo (
beaut! oY gis in GALATEA CLOTH 15¢. YARD Peace ought to be all puted up on| The man who can put up a good n G. Ente
sorted col ombinaticdn it Joc, a > \ t wears well and does herself, everybody 1s paying her so | fight is apt to be the man who doesn’t t P
yard. 1 { jresses, rompers and much attention now have to
STYLISH MADRAS 15¢. YARD . > ita - \ Sime E. Henr nd 301
brine wi +t r ; n y The innocent bystander often gets|{ If a man is an expert liar you can ttlast 5 re sbandiy
und OPULAR PERCALES, 123c. YARD what's coming to him | generally get his word for it | visiting the fap
: S, 121¢. AND 10¢. YARD ar Pe in - : : :
3) ; : . te " Svvad ght Reciprocity is a good thing, but the| Never mind a man who can't tell a )
p Jor gress ob confidence man doesn't deal in it. discord from a symphony. He doesn’t ia
— know when he is pleased ,
Good intentions are all right unless es at Palmyra, Lemoyne
: ; z *h Is a hangover from yester- | (‘umberland nd Harrisburg
you want to use them for a tinish A grouc ¢ 8 : 1 and } ] 1
Children’ 8 Wash Dresses ds ! 5
6 to 14 the z 1 sele n Gingham and When a woman says she “cannot | —-— ¢ tarted s ng wheat Ow
skirts and tr waists say" her listener knows she Is keep-| Sweet are the uses of adversity. {essi A
ing back the story just for meanness. A They make us want to keep out once
50c. DRESSES $1.00 AND $1.25 DRESSES we get out. | sowing
: 1 Perca and Ginghams; al- Being beautiful is a ‘business with ; :
yms in checks "Hie aly deve 1] trimmed ®ome women and a habit with others We back up to go ahead. but whens acy I N
with bi : rn ibe we back out it's different the guest of his brother-in-law, I.
ped with bias t ontrasting color; high or low ra 3 ;
ot : Being able to purchase a new straw —- Henr ind SO « 3 i
: ain oor : hat every summer is some men’s idea It is hard to keep up an extravagamt | 3 \omon Hoover, .several da
of affluence appearance on a bargain counter in-
come 1 -
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Sturdy = School Hose gti) A capable man Is one who is clever LL Tarmers ciation: for. the Done
ble kinds for hard will find stocked in our enough to keep out of difficulty. It is much easier to live down a rep- | 5
nt at fairest prices — utation for industry than to live down | © }
€ 1 re 28 prices. .
E . one for laziness.
MISSES’ HOSE, 25c. PAIR BOYS' HOSE, 23¢. PAIR a Xpensive, =... ce—— on the 1
f a Hy Met ilw 4 : fy Andon Nd “1 do like expensive things. |
J Fine Imported L Hose; double Cotton Hose; triple knee “Ah. I see.” Summer's Comforter.
g30le and knee and hi spliced heel tr avy spilced foot and high “See what?” Of harming, SY out lectric fan, |
e like to sit at ease {
“An black } “Why you like Young Snobly.” i trouble under ban, jereas
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MISSES' HOSE, 12ic. PAIR SPECIAL, AT 10c. PAIR “Why?
osts his father a hundred doi-
Fine Black Cotton Hose; lisle fin- Reg good Cot- | THe costs his father ; oe Be
ish: double heel and toes io} lars and costs every little while. ope
el and toe
ee If y are on tt
H, E. EBERSOLE WR my pe, | ht, oe on.
Opposite Post Office, Mt. Jov, Pa Boa | rah tase ho ta eit n Sink
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(loods In Season
Fhursday, Get 12, 1911 At B¢
TORNADO FODDER CUTTERS, NEW HOLLAND
GASOLINE ENGINES, NEW HOLLAND
CHOPPING MILLS, SEED DRILLS, THE SIEVELESS
FANNING MILL, Best WHEAT CLEANER
“He is writing a novel
“Indeed!”
“In very deed.”
“Why is be deing it?
“Because nobody has got out an in
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&s hard.” 1S and 19,
WATER BOILERS
: ; junction against him." Ganges His Mind.
the Market Also FERTILIZERS and High Grade ree “Ht was love at first sight with him® | poo av Oct, 17, 1911 ;
: | bi Short Weight. . ‘And did He prey her?” Nt ' to >
- TIMOTHY SEED. | Also do PLUMBING ‘The way of the transgressor is "No" : 2
a J : hard.” “Wouldn't she ge him?"
. All Kind and STEAM and HOT WATER HEATING “Well, at that it has nothing on my “He dido’t ask her, : 4 :
5 { grocer.” “Why?” ] | executors
" | Handle The AMERICAN STEAM and HOT “Why? 2 Se “Because he looked again.” Wodlicsdar. and. Thursiiay. Octobe
n “Because his weigh is light as well : l ’ ah . 3
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Hotel and Surgical Institute, of
many years and has had a wider ce .
in the treatment of women’s d r physician in this country,
; His medicines are world-tar iS tor t ng efhicac
The most perfect remedy es ed for weak and delis
cate women Dr. Picrece’s ' Creseription,
IT MAKLS WEAK WOM) FRONG,
§! "« WOMEN WELL.
The many and varied sympton f woma veeuliar nts are fully set
forth in Plain Eadlish in the P le’s Medical Ad es), a newly
revised and up-to-date Edition of w el iiled free on
receipt of 31 one-cent stamps to pay cost of mailing only Address as above.
"TAKE A FLYER!
Fin he | CH. Leller's Fall Sale List Don’t Be the Wrong Mr. Wright
Holiday Advertising Is the Aeroplane
= That Gives Business a Lift.
GET ABOARD! TAKE A FLYER!
. Place Your Ad in the Bulletin
: E. S. MOORE
Dealer in
Coal, Lumber, Grain,
Feed, Hay, Straw, Slate, Salt, Cement
and Fertilizer
A large stock ot Feed constantly on hand. Highest esc% price paid
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for grain.
3 = a TF Vanishing Throng. | properties of Samuel P. Lvtel. de-
= Remember v 3 fellow who used to come 3 . - . .
1 i , = Lowly, but Safe. down | ceased =aie at pm - oti t
: If You Need Anything of the Above Give Me a Cal a At last we've reached the flying age, A few minutes late every day - Estimates on Lumber and Mill Work aSpeialty
Mv Pri A R : But still we've understood Who played for the others the part of the | Saturday, Oct. 2ist-—Real Estate for
rices re ioht B From some who have not caught the rage clown { Mrs. John Simons
y 5 = That walking’s pretty good. And made the old office so gay | FLORIN PENNA
ou Whose form was so lanky, whose face | ’
was 80 grave
man.’ Remember the girl with the wonderful Rally Day
Who always had plenty of g¢
: With all who were willing
Cautious. Who flirted tke fury with ¢
to hear,
of the force |
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MOUNT JOY, PENNA. " Ba etal fo Br Te RI Wi ai top tee the te | The Ammual Rally Day, of the
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Thursday, Oct. 26, at the Washing-
f Henry Peffer, deceased. |” ET " ——
- ; Knew the Girl. i With mouth just the shape of a trap; ton House, Mount Joy, Pa., prop-
“So her father gave his consent? Who couldn't for half of a minute be | arty o
“Yes, quite readily.” have— { al ony
® “He must have liked the young | Whatever became of that chap? Sa:e at v.40 p. m
CH hii
\Unredeemed Single and Double Barreled Breech-
) to share ['nited Evangelical Church, will be loading (uns, as low as $3.50
observed on Sunday. October 8. The! \
non mms ———— “Hello, Jinks. We heard you were | And set their light heads in a whirl, time of services are as follows: 9.30 | We have also on sale a big stock of Hammerless Guns—IL
ad.” Took presents from them as a matter of |. Y YO NOTE solino 000
eld fied dee dodo fede | 000 : ; on course— a. Mm, General Meeting: 10.00 |g ith's, Baker's, Ithaca. You can buy these Guns for half their regular
What did you do about it? ; : i ) »ubli ) D1
BH : : : Whatever became of that girl 8. m., Publi nip 2.00 p .
3 brate with the chance of the rumor be | Remember the fellow who used to come In Ey par :
I * | Ing unconfirmed.” wy bow 8 guarte of Ie. chelate Ww. 8 Bars} 0 new Gun in place of it
& GRANITE WORKS * Jove breath was perfumed wi noted author and pr
* CR of gin, ® : ——
+ . . : er, will be the orator of the da
Z It Was There. Left over effects rom a spree, 5 : ;
+* ——— —————" —— ——— - “They have a pretty baby.” riend Mer ay I d 8 f the past, In ile Quartet tte
T . % Ji i . v . y » " »y alway peared to e— 1 n exception
2 ow 1s the time to order Cemetery work for Spring at big reduct- 3 “Where did you see the beauty? Ooh was, Te tol ime. hit fra) apd 1 28 Xceptior CAS
ions. Satisfaction guaranteed. i “In the mother's eye.” last— 1 sin
Sure days at Elizabethtown, Wednesday and Saturdays t — Whatever became of that soak? services. TI r S 0 « he JEWELER AND OPTICIANS
Defined. And so it goes on when | meet dear old ecials tt 01 5004 Next D to St 1 ‘ . : N. QUEEN
’ | WTO a? 1 a oe ° Yoo Piud > % > es ye oor to Shaub & a's. : Stor 20 . QUEEN ST.. LAN NM
OPPOSITE S. G. HERSHEY'S STORE, PARK STREET There juisome Praises We Talk of the ti have fied ptul Rally Day Program. Don EY ST.. LANCASTER
| “Phe ; ellov Strat? We ta ( 1es that ve fle : it ~
: Ind. Phone 610D., Elizabethtown, or 723B., Maytcwn. & | he kind the other fellow gets.’ And wonder how this one or that one gets SS Eve . m———
& I 1 to ‘all of the. sery f he PRY T= 0 LL 0 LHR
KEENER & NICHOLAS, Proprietors #| Yast Sune ong age; 1 201. Sisters g a S + G3 a
%| = i i ! CARPETS, RUGS AND LINOLEUMS
Elizabethtown a 3 5 romantte. where did : tavk
Z : nd Maytown + iy a All Standard, Perfect Goods af a Guaranteed Saving 15 to 25 per ct.
i CHARLES W. COBLE Mgr., Elizabethtown. 3 | Whatever's become of them now? WESTERN HORSES AND COLTS
aa | TAGe : = = 2S; No mis-
Boos of sfaefonfosesostaste rok 7 otertestes” ode funorerfesfesfatentorieet Seoeoerferosdecferdenfesfecfisfenfasfesforenfesfosfenfent: | tio Ju YO) much conversational sugar a= { o + : wid 10st Tay § t
| ieal in slush di re and renders the dis- | At Public Sale = na latest pag oS
ect matte position adic 4 oC ue : B -
- 5 Axminster ( pets from 98c¢. to 81.56.
There are plenty to be first aid to eS 3 jody Brussels Carpets from $1.35 to $1.65,
the injured when Cupid has been ex-| . N ’1 : ry Brussels Carpets from 69¢c. to $1.10.
cossively buy Friday Oct | 3th i ] . inster Rugs, 9x12, $15.75 to $25.00
{ ” . 2 5 n » 5
| | apestry Dri 00 to 518.00.
eo Son 8 Of don't want to die for fear ; 130 5 Body: Brusse to 00
jai pur ovltuary notices will be emparrass | = \ 1 or irom N up
occupy ing = ed Linoleum from 3%c. to 33c.
el
{ Inlaid Linoleums from 9S8c. to $1.30.
Anidrchy is the state a man is in|
when his wife goes away from home,
g '"C untless numbers of peo- |
1ld rather rust out than
ple who
er this as
neighbo bust out.
| go through life in a
state of suspended animation.
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Some peo
nd more durable
warm in Winter
What material
I United States as
oncrete as a standard
id has been erying for a
1 proof building material
Summer and at the same
this purpose better than
he foreign countries are
Nothing is plenty for a lazy man to
¥-do. and he ¢ vs has it with him.
of construction work as it 1 these qualifications and im vill weigh
east durability. i would suggest that if any one is in doubt as His fortune and to share! ¥ Law is something that a Im who : x tt rood
rial, manner of construction, ete., that they call at my He has no. foltune He to Are aw S De hing that a nan ys. each hey consist ol the good
ess and see what I have to offer will guarantee a satis- But that is ne j San agford % hires a lewyer to Keep lye mown Chunks Ww 1Wo Sood
}d my best evidence is to have you call on people for whom 1 Imagination out of his way ends and a good middle, witl
entire buildings and hear what they have to sav. Enough to justify r | - } 1 ,
a) bone, stvle and action. Mr. Grov
If every day were Sunday how in
e to give you a demonstration of the advantage of buying But when it's 0 :
pertinent query, | the world would we ever manage to | [2
ally wired us that thi
a man went into a store for a hat, he would be quite dis- (PSION theo: Ir s
only selection would be a black stiff hat or a black felt hat ut fant it great to be crazy, deary?) get our laundry ? the banner load of the season as
flention was the purchase of a gray, brown, red or blue hat S—————— 0 | you all know the kind he ships, the
hn is interested in building a home or some other building 3 aa a best that zrow. Look for a load of
m many different designs or combinations of building blocks Declines the Nomination. { Beat It if You Can best that grow +00 ¢
color desired. I can’t help but have something that will I wish to thank vy many friends | Andrew K. Stoner of Conoy tows- | cracker-jacks this load.
for the honors bestowed upon me in |ship, 76 years old next month, cut Don't miss this sale if you want
the past and for again nominating |and shocked eight acres of corn with | co of the kind that all the dealers
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ou tg call and see what I have to show you in this line. Get
omparisons with others. Am equipped to do all h : : :
bot’ fron Quality of Cement for sale, will guarantee | m¢ for Council on Monday evening, | Out help. We are proud of him, his | wij] be looking for when finished.
blocks. waterproof. What more could vou desireg) put hereby give notice that I most | Straight form, square shoulders and They will be sold for the high dollar.
» 50 per gent, Having had 27 years gxperience i rol SEpecttaliy detline. Thanking | White hair. May good health and . for 30. 60 90 days will
B or Shelt > fy Vast experience and it i £0 qu for past favors and courtesies | many years be his. Brace up, young Notes = 20, . i with
call see oy : : he take r paying iscoun :
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« Rockers Mirrors Hall Racks
| Picture Frames Ladies’ Desks
Extension & Other Tables, Davenports
China Closets, Kitchen Cabinets
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