- or! I see you to my neighbor, he, by the way, this am glad to be able to re- ticeable improvement in his ychbeck— Indeed! Is he able todo iything yet? Doctor—Yes, indeed. He was able to pay his bill yesterday, and that’s a marked improvement as compared to the bulk of my patients.—Richmond Dispatch. No Consideration, Husband—Where is the hammer? Wife—You had it yesterday. “I'm not asking where it was yester- day.” u had it yesterday, and no one { it since.” Vell, if you had the least bit | deration for my feelings you have used that hammer for ething or other after I got] rough with it, and then you would know where it is.”—N. Y. Weekly. Her Sue ce esstul Scheme, { “It seems to me,’ he remarked, cas- ually, “that you have succeeded in cut- ting down the household expenses & little recently.” “Yes,” she replied, “I am something on the wages of the servant You see, I made a rule that the value of everything she broke should be de- ducted from her wages, and, as mat- ters now stand, she will have to work four weeks for nothing to clear up her indebtedness. Ch hiea ago Post. saving What He Was F ritted For. Editor—Who sent in this about that last hailstoym? Subeditor—~Young Jenkins, dunk. Why? Editor—Why, he says some of the hailstones were as large as canary birds’ eggs. That chap is too honest to be a reporter—just drop him a line and offer him the position of cashier in this establishment.—Puck. item of Po- Then She Forgave Him, “It’s all your fault,” he pleaded, aft- er he had stolen the kiss. “Mine!” she cried, indignantly. “Have I done anything to invite such liberties?” “Not directly,” he answered, “but you shouldn’t be so irresistibly attrac- tive.” Thus we learn the value of diploma- cy, for he got another.—Chicago Post. Thin Excuse. He—I know I'm late, but I couldn’t help it. You see, I was detained a couple of hours by an old friend who ad just got back to.town after a long absence. I had to tell him all I knew. She (snappishly)—I don’t see why that should have kept you so long.— Tijt-Bits. Hash's Only Rival, “In your vermiform appendix,” the told him, after the opera-| n was over, “we found, strange to | sfirgeon ti say, a small brass tack.” ‘That proves I was right,” feebly swered the sick man, “when I said | was something I had eaten in | nince pie.’ Chics ago Tribuge. Hoot, Mon, exclaimed the fair tour- first glimpse of “don’t you think “Gracious!” ist, as she caught the a Scotchman in kilts, he is barefaced to appear in public in such a garb?” “No,” smiled her escort, “I think he is bare-kneed.”—Chicago Daily News. Its Value to Her, “I don’t see why Miss Oldern sues him for breach of promise. She knows he isn’t worth anything.” “No; but it’s* worth a good deal to her, no doubt, to have a chance to let people know that she has really had a proposal.”—Philadelphia Bulletin. A Winter Song, “I am a wandering minstrel blithe gay,” The north wind chants; “The forest is my harp and when I play The snowflakes dance.” —Philadelphia Press. AS HE fPEUAL ow i and SAW IT, Floor Walker—I'm sorry, ‘madam, but I ean’t exchange this hat for you. Mrs. Smithson—But my husband doesn’t like it. Floor Walker—Then I'd advise you to get a divorce.—Louisville Courier- Journal. Reckless Waste, Cayuse Charley—It's bin diskivered thet feller we hung fer a hoss thefe ast night hain’t guilty. ariat Luke—That’s another good an’ a lot o’ enthusiasm “wasted. JOSEPH LEVI RCE THE PHILADELPHIA BRANCH STORE #& & 244 LOCUST STREET COLUMBIA, PENNA Up-to-Date Clothing CAN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE, “Mamie,” asked Mrs. Benham, “why do so many men reform and give up their bad r habits at New Year's?” “Because,” interrupted Mr. “they can’t help themselves. ‘broke’ after Christmas. Benham, They're His Roar, McGorry (carpingly)—Thim makers av al- manacs hov got us be dhe t’roats, bedad! Mrs. McGorry—How d’yez make thot out? McGorry—Make ut out? Here, now: We hov cowld weather New Year’s, phwin we don’t nade ut; an’ do dhey give us aven a brith av frost on dhe Fourt’ av July, phwin our tongues are hangin’ out wid dhe heat? Not so’s yez cud notice ut, bedad!— Judge. Not a Procrastinator, “I shall not wait till New Year’s to turn over a new leaf,” satd young Hoopler. “My, grandmother sent me a Bible for a Christ- mas present, and I shrewdly suspect that the dear old lady has hidden a few bank- notes in it.”’—Judge. Go Slow, Make new resolves mildly, or else, I protest, When the time comes to keep them you'll run short of zest. —Chicago Record. Florin Saddler Shop E. H. REIDER, Prop. wtacturer All Kinds Horse Furnishings All the Latest Styles of Harness Halters, aps; Collars, Chains and all Necessary Strap Work Repairing a Specialty at Reason able Prices. New Work Done promptly and Guaranteed of and Decale § $ § § § LAAAAAAAAAANR AAR AAA HERR’S BOOK STORE On the First of January you will g ; need some new 3 Blanlis Boolss Day Book or Ledger, Canvas Cover, $1.00 und Blank Book, 600 Pages, Good Paper, $2.25 600 Page Full Be Standard and Excelsior Diaries for 1902 I. B. HERR, 51-53 North Queen St, LANCASTER, PENNA. AAA AAAAAANAAAAINAAAL AAS NAANNAAINNANS AAA PARISIAN CLOAK & SUIT CO. 28-30 E. King St.,Lancaster | eo Pee ENTIRE STOCK REDUCED CONSISTING OF Coats, Capes, Suits, Furs, Dress and Walking Skirts Flannel Waists, io State Jou Ral, Two Points of View, en the beautiful flowers soon and fade,” said the pessimist. | ch is a fortunate thing for the ” rejoined the optimist.—Chi- ly News. , Money No Obstacle, RE am worth a millionin my own ‘faltered she, sadly, for she had | t+ manly men abhor the : f of marrying rich women. ‘you for all that!” he Pr Town Topics. oa Wrappers and Petticoats. RE — I —— Chas. S. Mayer, 28-30 E. King, Lancaster, . . Penna. Independent Telephone 1450. HOLIDAY BARGAINS PICTURES What makes a more accepta-| ble Christmas Present than a nice picture. We have a splendid assortment of these goods to select from. In pri- ces they range from 33c to $3. TOYS Ofthese goods we have a big assortment and prices are right C—DOLLS => from 1c up, toy pianos, drums horns, false faces, cannons and in other words toys of all kinds Tree Ornaments We think we have the best as- sortment in town. Gups and Saucers 10¢, 20c and 25c¢. Good Things We have a large assortment of candies,raising,cocoanuts, prunes oranges, bananas, &c. and we know our prices are away below what they are generally sold for. Call and see us. RACKET : STORES Schutte Building, Florin, Pa. Wenger Building, Mount Joy, Pa. STANDARD COACH WORKS IN NEED OF A Ir Jenny Lind, Surrey Buggy or Carriage Come and Learn Our Priees. We are prepared to wake to order Wagons of the finest finish and Car- riages of every description at Reduced Prices. All work turned out at our works is warranted to give satisfaction Repairing, Painting and Trimming done in a neat and expeditious manner. Rubber Tires Adjusted at Our Own Works Any Style Bodies in White Made to Order for Dealers YOUNG BROS. ... FLORIN, PA... PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD TINE DABILE IN EFFECT NOVEMBER 24, 1901 AAAAAAAAAA AA AAAAA AAAAAAAA AAA AAA AVNAAAANAAAAANAN Going East From Florin 70am 1230 pm 34pm 505 pm 749 pm 741 pm Lancaster Accomodation Seashore Express Lancaster Accommoda ition Laueaster Accommodation Philadelphia Mail . (Sunday) Philadelphia Mail - Going West From Florin Way Passenger Mail Lancaster Ac conimonls ation Lancaster Accommodation Harrisburg Express (Sunday) Way Passenger Going East From Yount Tor Lancaster Accommodation Harrisburg Express Seashore Fxpress Lancaster Accommodation Lancaster Accommodation Philadelphia Mail (Sunday) Main Line Express (Sunday) Philadelphia Mail Going West From Mount Joy Way Passenger - Mail Niagara Express Accommodation 70am 1017am 23% pm 605 pm 72pm 70am 706 am 952pm 123 pm 347 pm 508 pm 72pm 403 pm T4pm 655 am 1914am 10 45 a m 22pm 602 pm T¥ pm 655 a m 1045am 200 pm Laneaster Lancaster Accommodation Harrisburg Express . (Sunday) Way Passenger . (Sunday) Niagara Express (Sunday) Fast Line GO TO Reoyer's Saddle West Main Street, Mo I am still making all kinds of Ha made, no machine work. Ialso s in a saddler shop. Repairim Prices to suit the times. The Leading Clothiers YOFFE AND GAFFIN BROS. Mount Joy. Pa. DEALERS XIN Men's, Youths’ and Children’s Clothing, Overcoats, Trousers, Shoes! Shoes ! Felt, Rubber and Leather Boots, Hats and Caps, Underwear, Gloves, Dress Shirts, Neckwear, Hosiery, Ladies’ Furnishings Strictly Cash. Satisfaction Guaranteed. JAS. GLATFELTER MONUMENTS, TOMBSTONES, MARKERS, &c Rear Star and News Printing Office MOUNT JOY, - PENNA. One Brice To All. Are You Going to Build ? If You Are, Then Read This. 30 Building Lots For Sale! The undersigned offers for sale, Building Lots in the village of Florin, Lancaster Co. Pa., at very reasonable prices. Any person who intends to build should not by any means select a location until they have consulted H. B. Nissley. location, convenient to schools, post office, churches, stores, P. R. R. depotand only !4 mile from Mount Joy. These lots would also be very suitable for an industry of some kind, the P. R. R: siding border- ing them on the southwest, thereby saving the purch- aser the additional cost of laying a siding which any manufacturing establishment should have, A= Remember these lots will all be sold and if you want first choice come a running. Call on or address H. B. Nissley, Florin, Pa. t Mount Joy Steam Heater Co. Buohl's store room, Risser’s Ellx horn Steam Laundry MOUNT JOY, PA. Our Solicitor will call on you every Tuesday and Deliver Every Friday | ¥ Your Work Solicited. t Satisfaction Guaranteed. odo bobo dotdodobobePodedO Has on exhibition in C. opposite D, H. Engle’s Furniture Warerooms on West Main street, Mt. Joy, a Full Line of Prizer Square and Oak, Single and Double Heaters and Ranges ALSO OIL STOVES. Yi=0all and See Stock and Learn Prices A New ‘Repair Shop ! 1 desire to inform the public that I have opened a Shoe Repair Shop in the basement of David H. , Engle's Ferniture Warerooms West Main Mount Joy where I am prepared to do cobbling of every description at reasonable rates Men’s Shoes Half Soled and Heeled for 65¢ Sewed on for 75 cents lf Soled and Heeled for j5¢ il on for 55 cents Shoes According to Size Job Solicited Sheaffer St, Thirty Cholce All the lots have a high elevation, good Unredeered of Overcoats All- Woot, Tailor Made as good as new. In or- der to close them OUT we offer them way down below cost price. Some as low as $82.00 ox Unredeemed Watches Stem Winders and Stem Setters from $2.50 up. Pirosh & Simmons The Old Established Pawnbrokers and Jewelers, 20 North Queen Street, Opposite Woolworth’s 5 & 10¢ Store Lancaster, Penna. Remember iV you want anything in the line of Bread, Cakes, Buns, &c. the only place to get it good and fresh is at the x — - Empire Bakery FIORIIN, PA. S. SS. GING RICIEL, Prop. Funerals Supplied at Short Notice ’ The Only Place to Get Good Bread, Cakes, Buns, &¢. Cg ADT TNT Scholing’s West End Bakery Mount Joy Penna. | | POTATOES. I have just received a Carload of New York State Potatoes which 1 am sell- ing at Lowest Market Prices. Prompt attention to mail or telephone orders. T. N. HOSTETTER. Ohl "Tes! Oh Yes! GEORGE S. YOGEL, AUCTIONEER Post Office Address, Florin, Lancaster Co., Pa. Telephone Number 851. Rates Very Reasonable for All Kinds of Sales TOR sSarLsr Three Acres and Fourteen Perches Gravel Land in a good state of cultivation and fences in good re- pair The land is situated on the road leading from Florin te the Mount Joy Cemetery, a short distance west of the latter For particulars ecallon or address MUSSELMAN, Florin, Penna Milton G Hotel 1 ID) > TAINTTD FOR REN The undersigned offers a Good Country Stand, the Milton Grove Hotel, for rent. The property has all modern conveniences, spacious rooms, good water, ete. A good barn, large shed for horses, stock yards, scales, nd Sve Boras of fanning land. Also a shop Here's an op- portunity for some one. Possession given April Ist. Full particulars by calling on or addressing E. S. WEAVER, FLORIY, PA. Rob Douglas, M D's Washingtsn D C Ee MAGNETIC RELIEF or the One Minute Cure For Pain A powerful irritant and a Golden Remedy for the Headache, Toothache and Neuralgia, Sore Guns, Sore Throats Head Colds, Catarrh, Weak and Sore Eyes, with dimness of Vision, Cramp, Wind or Dyspepsia, Colic, Ete Bunions and Soft Corns re- lieved at once. PRICE, TEN CENTS HARRY ————— > — J. D.=Easton, Sole Prop. & Mite, Pi 4 STOP AT THE Sorrel Horse Hg West Kine St., J ANCASTE} The annex now complete with the SO HORSE, makes a frontage of 49, 52, 5 55 West King Street. Dinner 25 cents, accommodations in every respect. A sh your patronage solicited. A. B. ADAMS, COAL For Coal That Will Bur you should place your orde with me. No advance in pric 1. N. HOSTE FLORIN, P: » A . CHRISTMAS . TREE AND A PIANO Will make a Happy Home, especially if you buy a Lester or a Hardman Liano. Call at once and examine our stock and be convinced that our Ve at the present time are the Lowest this city has ever known. excuse for not having an instrument in your home. is good ; Your credit KIRK JOHNSON & CO. 24 West King Street, Lancaster, Penna. ad PARISI SAREE Xe TO OUR MANY PATRONS AND ERIENDS WE WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY NEW YEAR =H. EE. EE BERSOIL.Xx— MOUNT JOY, PA. RIE EIR LER Twp Engle’s Furniture Warerooms Mount Joy, Penna. Good Homemade Furniture a Specialt Upholstering Done tg ~ Poplar Lumber For Sale Suit the Purche UNDERTAKING & EMBAL Jobbing Promptly Attended To. Estimates Cheerfully Furnished JOSERPIE B. GAINTZ SANITARY FITT] PLUMBER #: AND #: GAS & T~xro Doors West of Bowman's Store, MOUNT JOT, PENN Se Cp As Ind. Tel. No. . . - Vehicles, Carriages, Buggies, Wag Milkmen, Bakers, Merchants, constructed in a first-class manner by exp capable mechanics the direction of a manufacturer who the work speak for its worth, it guarantees every product of For enced and under MARIETTA CARRIAG The same care exercised in repairing as manufactur out inquiry are seldom satisfactory Inquire any don’t neglect to place WW. C. EXIOW Proprietor of the Marietta Carriage Wor whom work has been don,
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