THE WEEKLY BULLETIN FLORIN, PENNA, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 1, 1902. 50 CENTS A YEAR OL.I.. NO.7. NEWS TOLD IN BRIEF, LOCAL DEATHS. Se————— | " -— Local Happenings as Reported by Our A NUMBER OF WELL KNOWN PEO- Many Reporters. 1 Joy. HE CONQUERED THE BAKER. Comic Column. Wanted an Illustration, A little boy was advised by hi father to use illustrations in his cor they should occur t OBITUARIES. | public that he has severed his connect— ions with the Star & News at Mount -r er MOUNT JOY ITEMS. | | . | Phe Little Elephant Compelied Him Pay Tribute Which He Did Regularly, to I'he News of our Neighboring Borough in Following is a complete list of the deaths a Condensed Form. whenever him. “PF | verse Leroy Baker, William H. Baker, that occurred in Florin, Mount Joy and continued the Wolf Yoffe of Baltimore, was in town the past week. Harrison Helman of Manheim, in town on Saturday. H. G. Stoler made a business trip to Baltimore this week. Philip Fenstermacher of Strasburg, was in town several days. The Grey Iron Works took an ac- count of stock on Thursday. Miss Annie Shaffner of Manheim, vis ited the family of Frank Baker on Sat- urday. Friendship Fire Company will hold its regular monthly meeting tomorrow evening. John Runk, wife and son left for their home in Chester, on Saturday morning. Mrs. Lewis Grogg took sick very uddenly on Thursday but at present is improving. Mrs. Emily Keck of Allentown, was the guest of Mrs. Charles Zeller several days last week. isses Bessie Maze and Mame Yeag- sheim; were in town several SCK. Pn the hen house of Mrs. was broken the other try is missing. L of Lancaster, won chanced off by nursday evening. e Sheriff will sell the of Samuel Campbell . K. Bennett, in was n Metzler was arrested by Ple Fissel in this place on Thurs- evening on a charge preferred by Miss Stella Way of Manheim. A mar- riage license was granted them on Fri- lay. The Mount Joy base ball club held eeting recently and elected Dr. T. ~~ CElligott manager with William einer as captain for the coming sea- son. They also decided to chance off a barrel of flour at ten cents a chance. A sixteen-year-old son of Frederick Schultz of this place, who was em- loyed at the silk mill at Marietta until st week, on Friday went to work at ssel’s planing mill and before even- had the ends of two fingers painful- neerated in the belting. ohn Runk, while on his way to rin one day last week, slipped and on the pavement near the Gas , rendering him unconscious. as taken to the residence of J. T. where Dr. F. M. Harry at- im. Later on he was taken ome on his son-in-law William aadeg®w he is able to be PLE PASS AWAY FERDINAND SOURBEER. Ferdinand Sourbeer, a well-known cab- inetmaker, of Mount Joy, died suddenly on ‘Wednesday from paralysis of the heart at advanced age. He was a native of Cone- stoga Centre, where he was employed when a boy as a store clerk. He served through the Civil War, upon his return from which he learned the trade of cabinemaking with F. M. Myers, of Mount Joy, Heis survived by his wife two brothers and nine sisters. Deceased was a member of the German Re- formed Church, He was also a* veteran of the Civil War and belonged to Lieutenant Nissley Post, No. 478, G A R ; Florin Castle, Annie Breneman is lying critically ill. Miss Fannie Sweitzer spent Xmas at Steelton. J.D. Easton was at Sttelton on Monday, Chas. Carson was at Monday. Christian Myers of Frazer was town on Sunday. Henry Ichler, wife and child were at Lancaster on in Lancaster on Saturday. Mrs. George Whitecamp was at No13, AO KofM C; Mount Joy Lodge , J7illersville on Monday. No 277, 1 0 O F, and Aurelia Council, No. 162, 0 U A M. The funeral was held on Saturdap forenoon witn intermene in the Mount Joy, cemetery. coset meee HARRY E. MOONEY. Farry FE. Mooney. employed in the Penn- sylvania railroad foundry, at Altoona, died on Saturday, after a long illness from con- sumption. ke was a son of John and susan Mooney, deceased, and was born in Mount Joy, October 3,1866. Hemoved to Altoona in 1886 and has since then been an employe of the railroad company. He was a member of the Methodist church, Blair lodge, No 718, Knights of Pythias, and the Pennsylvannia Railroad Relief association Eis wife and these children survived: Howard, Edna, Lillian, Ruth, John, and Frank William | Mooney, of Philadelphia, is a brother, and Mrs Edmund Stahl, of Philadelphia, and Barbara Mooney, of Mount foy, are sisters His remains were interred in Mount Joy, cemetery yesterday afternoon. mm ees EPHRAIM R. STRICKLER. On Tuesday, Ephriam R. Strickler, a re- tired and highly-respected farmer of near Garher’s Mills, Salunga, died of infirmities incident to old age, in hissixty-seventh year He is survived by a widow, Susan, and five sons. The funearl was held from the house at nine o'clock on Friday morning, with | preaching at Erisman’s Old Mennonite ( hurch, near Sporting Hill. Interment in adjoining grave-yard. Q— MRS. BARBARA WEAVER. Mrs. Barbara Weaver, wife of Peter Wea- ver, of 208 Howard Avenue, Lancaster, died shortly before six o'clock Sunday evening after a long illness with a complication of diseases. She wasborn and raised in Florin and was a daughter of Henry Werts. She was fifty-seven years old and is survived by one son of aformer marriage, Irvin Landis of Philadelphia. The funeral will be held this morning at ten o'clock at the house and at 11:30 at Longenecker’s Meeting House. em} wens MRS. ABRAM HOSTETTER. Mrs. Abram Hostetter died at her home in Rapho township on Tuesday of last week from heart trouble at an advanced age. She ir survived by her husband, a son, Jac- ob at home, and two daughters, Mrs. Thos. Geib of Rapho, and Mrs. Eli Wolgemuth of East Donegal. She was a member ofthe River Brethren church. The funeral was held on Friday morning at the Mt. Pleas ant church and was largely attended. a saeminereees WALTER FRYBERGER. Walter Fryberger, a well known resident of Marietta, died at his home on Saturday afternoon, aged sixty-five years. The fun- eral was held yesterday afternoon from the Marietta Presbyterian church. eens HENRY SHELLENBERGER. Henry Shellenberger died Friday morn- ing, aged thirty-two years. death resulting from consumption, The funeral was held hn Monday afternoon in St. John’s Episco- hurch with interment in the Marietta ery. rma) ee MISS IDA MUTCH. Mutch, forty-nine years of age, died on Sunday at the County brain trouble. She had been pn eight months. The hodgy Marietta Monda, John Ritter 4illed a hog last week that weighed 406 pounds. The new building ot Shelly & Kline is fast nearing completion. George Shires visited his sister at Middletown on Christmas. Fran Mitchell of Perry county was seen in our village on Sunday. I Mrs. S.S. Gingrich is recovering ‘from a severe spell of sickness. Clarence Kaylor of South Whitley, i Ind., is spending two wee#s in town. Claud Keener, Fran and Harry Widman were at AZiddletown on Sat- urday. Emanuel Hendrix and wife of Phila- delphia, ate Xmas dinner at ‘Jacob Reider’s. Henry Wittle, a blacksmith for G. Moyer, received a 3o-pound turkey on Christmas. Miss Spickler of Highspire, was en- | entertained by her friend Elvin Baker on Christmas. Albert Baer and wife of near Lan- caster, visited the family of John Hoss- ler on Sunday. A number of our young bloods were at Mount Joy on Sunday evening. “I wonder why.” Watches and clocks repaired prompt- ly by Harry Peopple, Mount Joy, and all work guaranteed. Young Brothers turned out a fine market wagon for Jacob Hostetter, one ' mile northeast of town. Emanuel Hendrix and wife accomp- anied by Emlin Buller jr., returned to Philadelphia on Sunday. Phares Kraybill attended the meet- ing of the Golden ' Eagles at Mount Joy on Monday evening. Mrs. Tshudy of Milton (Girove and Mrs. Souders of Rheems, paid a visit to Mary Meyrich on Thursday. W. C. Bates of this place, has a car- riage-maker’s sewing machine in good condition which he offers .for sale. William Shires Zilled two hogs for Joseph Welfly of near town, that weighed exactly 314 pounds each. Misses Irene Brandt, #ay Hatz and Katie Yingst of #iddletown, were the guests of Emma Grosh on Sunday, Chas. Good our local ticket agent is off duty due to sickness. Edward Wilhelm of Salunga is his substitute. Annie Wittle slipped and tell on the snow last Monday and had the misfor- tune of tearing theligaments in her leg. The smiling contenance of Harry Grosh of Pittsburg was see . vn our streets quiet frequently the past wee#. Watchnight services were held in the Rethtown . last even- ducted by Rev. Miller of town. am Whitecamp aud Chas. Hub- Bpry, Yor% county were the bf George Whitecamp on Thurs- e colored fol%s from this place atchnight services in the! church at Lancaster last nnie Geib was called to the er parents near Rheems on aaaccount of the illness of her an and William Schutte the Knights of the pallbearers at Ferdinand 5 funeral on Saturday. Brubaker, a P. R. R. mail in h is confined to his home or the past ten days with a kness, is recovering. roll, editor and publisher er, wishes to announce to the pneumonia Mystic Mrs. Anna Wiley, and son Milton of Dillsburg, and Emma K. Beamesder- fer of Lancaster, spent Xmas at the home of C. A. Wiley. The light of a big fire was plainly visible from here on Monday evening, which seemed to be inthe vicinity of Newtown, but at this writing we were ‘at a loss to tell what or whose buildings they were. Notice is hereby given that all those interested in bass ball shall meet at the public house of J. D. Easton on Friday evening at 7 o’clocZ sharp for the pur- pose of organizing a team to represent Florin on the diamond during the sea- son of 1goz. ek ih ces General News. A fox chase was held at Hambright’s Hotel on Thnrsday Florence A Moore. of Rapho township, is administratrix of Eifzabeth C Moore. Henry Weaver, of Newtown, Killed two hogs that weighed over eight hunderd pounds Chiques till school in Rapho township has a new teacher, Philip Felker having resigned one week ago. The old Liberty Bell will pass through this place on a special train on January 6th, enroute to « harleston Exposition. A. N. assel and his wife, formerly Mount Joy people, have left Denver, Colo., for the pleasanter climate of Los Angeles, Cal. Prof, H. C. Greider, teacher of the Gram- mar school at Manheim, will engage in the mercantile bsuiness at Landisville at the close of the-present school term. The seventeeth annual Teacher's Local Institute including the borough of Manheim and time townships of Penn and Rapho, will be held in the high school rooms at Man- heim on Saturday, January 4th, 1902 ee Church Chronicle. United Brethren Church—Preaching Sun day morning at 10 a. m. Sunday School at 1.15p. m. Junior Endeavor at 6.30 p. m. Prayer-meeting Thursday evening at 7.15 p- m. Rev. H. M. Miller. pastor. Methodist Episcopal Church—Preaching every Sunday evening at 7 p. m. by the pas- tor and Rev. John Boehm on alternate eve- nings. Epworth League at 6 p m. Sab- bath School at 9 a. m., Amos Risser Super- intendent. Class meeting Sunday morning at 10 a. m. Prayer-meeting Thursday 7 p. m. Rev. Wayne Channell pastor, Rev. John Foehm assistant pastor. ins An Immense Fire Occurred in the city recently but that is not the reason that E II Reider, our enterpris- ing saddler is making and repairing harness or selling all kinds of horse firnishings at rock botton prices No matter. what you want to buy or want done in the line of re- pairing, he will do it and do it right We are pleased to say that his advertisement may be seen in another column of this paper and it will be to your advantage to keep your eye on it from week to week. AR een Remarkable Cure for Croup. I have afew wordsto say regarding Cham- berlain’s Cough Remedy It saved my little boy’s life and I feel that I cannot praise it enough I bought a bottle of it from A E Steere of Goodwin, S D., and when I got home with it the poor baby could hardly breathe I gave the medicine as directed then I thought sure he was going to choke to death We had to pull the phlegm out of his mouth in great long strings I am posi- tive that if I had not got that bottle of cough medicine my boy would not be on earth to- day—dJoel Demont, Inwood, Towa Forsale by J S : armany Florin Pa How’s This For Florin. Many large and weighty porkers were killed in town this Fall and up to last week Albert Fike carried theblue ribbon with one that dressed 412 pounds. E. S. Weaver killed one the other day that weighed 413 pounds and next comes A. C. Morton’s, which was slaughtered on Friday weighing 439. "F.SR the three we have 1,283 pounds which is quite an item. - A Birthday Offering. The jab department of the printed circulars for a birthday offering to be held by the members and friends of the Florin United Brethren church for the ben- efit of the parsonage tomorrow evening, at the home of Mrs. Fanny Hambright A rich and varied program will be rendered Re- freshments will be served free eee ree JULLETIN J S Carmany guarantees every bottle of Chamerlain’s Cough Remedy and will re- fund the money to anyone who is not satis- fied after using two-thirds of the bottle for lagrippe, coughs, colds, croup and wooping cough and is pleasant and safe to take It prevents any tendency of a cold to resnlt in Acknowledgement. I take this method of extending to the pu- pils of my school my sincere thanks for the many valuable presents rec many happy Christmas days b the donors. C. A. WILEY If troubled with a weak ing, sour stomach, or if yg eating, try Chamberlaj Liver Tablets Price, free at J S Carmany’s every ten minutes until he “threw up” and / immediate community during 1901, as recorded by Michael Brandt of Mount Joy Borough. Minnie Herchelroth, 3 months Christian Musselman, 83 ys. Barbara Ziegler, 20 ys. Agustus C. Emol, 54 ys. Hetty Adams, 8 ys. Henry Shellenberger, 45 ys. Mrs. Gallagher, 75 ys, Daisy and Nora Adams, 3 and 6 ys. Mrs. Seltzer, 79 ys. John Shifter, 74 ys. William McCurren, 46 ys. Son of William Crist, 8 mo. Son of John Greenawalt, 10 mo. Mrs. B, M. Kreider, 76 ys Abraham Weaver, 30 ys. Isaac Brandt, 67 ys. Son of Amos Wolgemuth, 8 ys. Robert Mitchell, 97 ys. Christian Wittle, 69 ys. Thomas Stacks. 82 ys. Mrs. Mary Ishler, 81 vs. William Brehm, 77 ys. Peter Helman, 8} ys. Peter Neiman, 75 ys. Daughter of Samuel Warner, 15 ys. P. Snyder, 38 ys. Jacob Swade, 70 ys. Mrs. Mary Groff, 83 ys. Luther Hoover, 72 ys. William Wintermyer, 65 ys. Henry Whisler, 82 ys. Daughter of Jacob Zeager, 16 mos. Mrs. John Kolp, 85 ys. Mrs. Henry Hoffman, 45 ys. Mrs. Spangler, 77 ys. Benjamin Jackson, 47 ys. Mrs. Diffenderfer, 54 ys. William Haines, 38 ys. Clarence Barshinger, 23 ys. Mrs. Henry Hershey, 63 ys. Michael Myers, 64 ys. Daughter of Christ Gillums, 2 ys. Levi Ricksecker, 78 ys. Mrs. George Dressler, 34 ys. Sherman Ryan, 2ys. Edith Ryan, 10 ys. Son of Martin Stoll, 8 ys. Howard Shank, 48 ys. July5 Mrs. Benjamin Metzler, 44 ys. 5 Mrs. Catharine Ebersole, 94 ys. 12 John Mumma, 54 ys. Sophia Hamilton, 11 ys. Martin Risser, 24 ys. Charles Bailey, 44 ys. Miles Funk, 3 ys. Henry Long. 63 ys. Sarah Smaling, 635 ys. Mrs. Helman, 84 ys. Elias Nissley, 57 ys. Christian Gingrich, 77 ys. William Hummel, 55 ys. Ralph Brandt, 12 ys. Mary Hollinger. 83 ys. Mary Geiger, 32 ys. Henry Funk, 15 ys. Mrs. Weisz, 50 ys. Henry Graybill, 73 ys. William Walker, 84 ys. Jacob Amway, 62 ys. John Kuhns, 73 ys. John Risser, 65 ys. Amos Lehman, 58 ys. Michael Rendler. Mrs. Hossler, 83 ys. Henry Miller, 92 ys. Clinton Sherer, 35 ys. John Lindsay, 90 ys. Irvin Kraybill, 29 ys. John Wagner, 42 ys. Lizzie Portner, 27 ys. Lizzie Moore, 47 ys. Elias Rice, 76 ys. Ferdinand Sourbeer. May 9 11 11 11 12 12 13 21 21 22 22 June 2 — Court Proclamation! WHEREAS, The Hon. John B. Livingston, Pres- ident, and Hon. Charles I. Landis, Assoclate Judge of the Court of Common Pleas in and for the county Lancaster, and Assistant Justices of the Courts Oyer and Terminer, and General Jail Delivery and Quarter Sessions of the Peace in and for the County of Lancaster, have issued their Precept, to me directed, requiring me, among other things, to make public Proelamation throughout my bailiwick, that a Court of Oyer and Terminer and General Jail De livery, also, a Court of General Quarter Sessions of the Peace and Jail Delivery will commence in the Court House, in the City of Lancaster, in the Common- wealth of Pennsylvania, ON THE THIRD MONDAY IN JANUARY od (THE 20TH, ) 1902. In pursuance of which precept PUBLIC NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN to the Mayor and Alderman of the City of Laneaster, in said County, and all the Jus- tices of the Peace, the Coroner and Constables of said City and County of Lancaster, that they be then and there in their own proper persons with their rolls, records and examinations, and inquisitions, and their other remembrances, to do those things which to their offices appertain in their behalf to be done : and to all those who will prosecute against the prisoners who are or then shall be in the jail of the said County of Laneaster are to be then and there t¢ prosecute against them as shall be just. ~ Dated at Lancaster, the 20th day of December, 1901 THOMAS L. MCMICHAEL, SHERIFF. A Vote of Thanks. The teacher and pupils of the Grammar school hereby thank the patror< and friends who gave them such a large... apprecia- | tive andience at their recent entertainment and especially to Jacob Walters for his s kindness i shing them with his exeel- lent 1usie. br Lumbago. Amherst, Va., says. I I suffered from lum- hamberlain’s Pain tire relief, which all 1 to do Sold by | now I saw smoke pouring out of Mrs. Among the many odd presents re- ceived by Queen Victoria was an ele- phant, which, when a mere baby, was sent to her by an Indian prince. He | traveled as a deck passenger on one | of the Indian mail from Bombay, and as he had attained but the height of a well-grown call and was always docile and tractable, he | was permitted to have the run of the | decks for an hour or two every morn- ing, says the Youth's Companion. By the sailors he was called “bos’n’s mate,” owing to the chant he had for carefully picking up| every loose coil of rope that he could | find and then throwing it over the| side, being, as Jack said, “as bad ax a naval lieutenant for keeping the decks tidy.” Among other acquaintances that he formed was that of the ship’s baker, whose galley he soon discovered to be the place of origin of all the sweet dainties with which he was feted. Here he took to making a regular morning call, and was generally regaled with a tart or piece of cake. But one morning, when he called and extended his trunk, as usual, th. ccok happened to be in ill humor, and instead of a cake the elephant re- ceived a tap on the trunk from the roliing-pin. The blow was not severe, but the bos’n turned tail and went trumpet- ing up the deck, where he took a po- sition that enabled him to watch for his assailant. Jefore long he saw the baker leave his *shop,” and having apparently made up his mind what to do, the bos's promptly marched down, and with a few vigorous sweeps of his trunk cleared every shelf in the bak- ery. Loaves, tarts, cakes, patty-pans and cake-tins lay in a confused heap on the deck. This achieved, he bolted like a mischievous schoolboy, and was locked up in disgrace; but when the circumstances became known the popular verdict was in his favor, and he was allowed his liberty as before. Jos'm was no sooner set free again than he marched down to the baker's, and from that day he never failed to exact his tribute. It was regularly paid, and he and the baker became the best of friends. steamers the | pen- | Etiquette Forbade, Wife—O, John, as T came in just De Lancey’s front windows and not a soul seemed aroused. Husband—Well, did you ring the bell and tell them what was wrong? Of course not! 1 don’t owe her a egall..—Stray Stories. Pig Iron Used Last Year, More than 27,000,000 pounds of piy iron were consumed in this country ii 19900. Not a Hard Job. Mrs. Crimsonbeak—I see paper that in San Francisco the bar- bers are required to clean their razors with 95 per cent. alcohol be- fore and after being used on any per- by (is son. Mr. Crimsonbeak—DBlow their breath on it, I suppose?—Yonkers Statesmen. Wise to Escape. “Sir,” said the rash young man, “with a forked twig from a hickory tree I can locate water—pure water, sir—"’ “Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh!” sturdy Kentuckian. “Git out of the state quickly, boy. Let that get around and the crowd’ll hang you be- fore you ¢'n get your collar off.”— Denver Times. warned the Takes Good Care of If, Lady Visitor—Do you put anything on your hair to make it so luxuriant? Hostess—Oh, dear, no. I have al- ways been quite famed for my quan- tity of hair. Little Six-Year-Old—You Mrs. South, mamma Takes so much care of it. She always puts it so carefully away when she takes it off.—Tit-Bits. coum see, Setting Him Right, He—Pshaw! There’s nothing re- markable in knowing how to cook. She—That’s all you know about it. There is everything in the making of hash.—Chicago Daily News. Willing to Stay In, Mistress—Will you want more than two nights out a week? New Girl—Well, no, mum; two will be enough, considerin’ that there's no opera this season.—N. Y. Weekly. Her Observation. He—It is possible to produce some beautiful effects in wood. She—Very true. Some of the hand- l conveying or impressing your meal gomest men of my acquaintance are blockheads.—Chicago Daily News. RE AN Rather Discouraging. Maude—Did Daisy Freshlight give young Slowboy any encouragement at the New Year's ball? : Clara—No, I think not. She asked him to marry her, that’s all.—Chicago Daily News. i Should Be Perfectly Happy. “] don’t see why Long Jim Jonesshouldn’t | be happy this New Year's day,” said the Georgia native. “He's got six fiddles, ten | children, an’ a moonshine ‘still’ that ain’t { never been spotted by the government.”— Atlanta (Ga.) Constitution. | there wud be no harum in askin’ {a little i with paren “there is no more forcible way ¢ ” Shortly after the boy was b “It’s bef Johnn ing. ing lectured on generosity. ter to give than to receive, —far better.” “Illustrate it, papa. I think J understand it better.”—Tit-Bita. He Hadn't Been Dead. 'Squire White was very ill wit} fever, and at the crisis was reported dead, though instead he live through it. Uncle Josh. meeting neighbor of the ’squire’s the nex morning, inquired with due golemnit when the funeral was to be. “The squire’s funeral? isn’t dead!” “What!” “He ain't dead? Leslie's Weekly. Why, h exclaimed Uncle Jos Nor hain’t been?” It’s a New Game, “Let’s play that youre the Venu of Milo,” exclaimed the resourcef young man. “What's the object of asked. “Why, it would be utterly imposs ble for the Venus of Milo to.slap th man who stole a kiss from her,” he ej plained. The game proved to be a most er Joyable one.—Chicago Post. Kindred Spirit, “You're about the biggest distilld im the state, ain’t you?” asked the at} letic young man with the larg cracked hands, sidling up to the elde ly stranger who had just entered h name in the hotel register. “Perhaps so, sir,” replied the othe rather distantly, “but I don’t remer ber—"’ “Shake!” exclaimed the athlet young man, cordially extending h hand. “I'm somewhat in your line { business myself. I'm the champi corn husker.”—Chicago Tribune. that?” s Got the Information. Mrs. Hayfork—Anything fer me Rurai Postmaster—I don’t nothin’. Mrs. Hayfork—I was expectin’ letter er postal from Aunt Sal Spriggs, tellin’ me what day she w, cognin’. Rural Postmaster (calling his wife) —Did ye see a postdl from Mrs. Hayfork’s Aunt Sally, .tellin’ what day she was comin’? His Wife—Yes; she’s comin’ Thurs- day.—IHarlem Life. wl 7 ¥0 Would Postpone No Longer, Jones—\Why you been around? You've been promising to call for more than a year. Come, now, say when you will come. Johnson—Faect I'm so busy that i can’t say when, Jones—Nonsense! daughter is going to sons; going to begin next week. Joh @on—1'11 Calla : Transcript. Why He Is Glad, “Here's a announcement on the bottom of the bill of fare: ‘The proprietor will be glad to receive com- plaints against the waiters.” “What's queer about that “Why should the proprietor be ‘glad’ to receive complaints—" “Because then he knows the customs= ers are not getting more than theiq money’s worth.”—Catholie Standar and Times. haven't 1S, By ile take way, I piano Boston queer 99 Juvenile Suspicion, “I shall soon be your new mamma,” said a governess to her little charge. “I am going to marry your father, Freddy, dear. 1 wonder if you are glad?” “Hurrah!” exclaimed “That’s a perfectly splendid Whothought of it first —Chicago Journal. Freddy. ide —you or papg Explicit Directions, Young Tutter (who has been invited to call)—I hope I won’t have any dif- ficulty in finding your house, Miss Cal- loway. ? Miss Calloway—Oh, no; I don’t think you will, Mr. Tutter. You can tell the house in this way: Just before you get to it, on the first corner, is a florist’s establishment.—Harlem Life. Truly Unvrural, “How did you like that play of rurai life?” “It’s a fraud,” answered Mr. Corn- tossel. “’Tain’t frue to nature. | understand all them farm folks on the stage stays up till 11 or 12 o'clock every night o’ their lives!”— Washing ton Star. ; The Modern Spirit, Mistress—What makes you ask for more wages? Aren't you satisfied with what you get? Cook—Yis, mum; but Oi thought fex more!-—RBrooklyn Life. Different, Deacon—Somebody rung in a coun- terfeit dollar on the collection plate. Minister——1Well, never mind really didn’t lose anything. Deagon— 1 we did. He: W@W cents gnod money Judge. 2 Inequality of KE l= existendy 4 scheme is The whose Oft NS —Was
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