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Pve’'s Daughter.
ittle Agnes had been a regular at- |
dant at the'@unday School last win- |
e other day the school opened |
fter the vaeation, and the teacher
d to have a general review of all
ground covered by the primary de-
rtment. She started, very properly,
the beginning.
“Children,” said she, “after Adam was
created, how was Eve brought into the
world?”
A half-dozen hands went into the air.
“Willie Sinith may answer,” said the
teacher.
“Made-outer-a-bone-frum-Adam.”
“Now, children, that is correct.
from what bone was woman created?”
There was an awful silence in the
classroom. Finally little Agnes’ hand
went up like a shot.
“You may answer, Agnes.’
Her decision came quickly.
“The jawbone,” said she.
The Powey of Reasoning.
A merry young Irishman is employed
a8 a coachman by a Liverpool family.
While suffering from a severe cold he
made his appearance one morning with
his hair cut close to his head.
“Why, Dennis,” said his mistress, in
shocked accents, “whatever possessed
you to have your hair cut while you had |
such a bad cold?”
“Well, mum,” replied the unabashed
Dennis, “I do be takin’ notice this iong
while that whiniver I have me hair cut I
take a bad cowld, so I thought to meself
that now, while I had the cowld on to
me, it would be the time ol all others to
go and. get me hair-cuttin’ done, for by
that course I would save meself just one
cowld. Do ye see the power of me
rasoning, mum?’
The lady was obliged to concede that
Denis’ logic was irresistible.
house Kaepers.
re furnished for
cases, hold-
s, are
en-
rece
prays carries d
dozen or YiUre bookcases. The light
house keepers, as a rule, are not illiter-
{ pectoration,
And i
St. Jacobs Oil For Chest-Colde, Brone
chitis, Croup, and Pleurisy.,
An outward application for bronchial diffi.
snlties is many times far more effective than
syrups, cough mixture, cod liver oil, &c.,
simply because it penetrates through to the
direet cause, which is, as a rule, an accumula-
i tion of matter or growth tightly adhered to
the bronchial tubes.
St. Jacobs Oil, possessing as it dos thoae
wonderful penetrating powers, enables ii to
loosen these adhesions and to induce frae ex-
Cases have been known wher:
i expectorations have bsen examined aft:r St.
Jacobs Oil has been applied, and the exach
formation was clearly shown, where the ad-
nesions had been removed or pulled off the
! bronchial tubes. All irritation of the del-
{cate mucous membrana of the bronchs is
quickly removed by the healing and soothing
properties of 8t. Jacobs Oil. In casesof croup
end whooping congh in children St. Jacobs
Oil will be superior to any other
remedy.
St. Jacobs Oil is lor sale throughout the
world. It is clean to use—not at all greasy ox
oily, as its name might imply. For rhau-
matism, gout, sciatica, neuralgia, cramp,
pleurisy, lumbago, sore throat, bronchitis,
soreness, stiffness, bruises, toothache, head-
whe, backache, feetacha, pains in the chest,
{ vains in the back, pains in the shoulders,
pains in the limbs, and all bodily aches and
pains it has no equal. It acts like magic.
Safe, sury, and never failing.
found
King Edward is the first British mon-
arch to play golf since the days of James
Sweat and fruit acids will not discolor goods
dyed with Pur~xam Faperzss Dyes. Sold by
ell druggists.
When a irl dreams of an elopement
she allows her imagination to run away
with her.
The average woman is generally too
busy talking to stop and think.
8107 Reward. %100.
The reade1s of this paper will be pleased to
L learn that there is at least one dreaded dis-
| enge that science has been able to cure in all
; its stages, and that in Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh
! Cure is the only positive cure now known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a con-
stitutional disease, requires a constitutional
ate men, although a high grade of edu-
cation is not required to perform their
duties, but they are great readers, and |
call chiefly for fiction, biography and |
books of travel. It is not generally
known that they are now appointed un-
der civil service rules after competitive
examination.
Sitting Room Drama.
“Who cones there?” called little Wil-
lie, the sentry, in threatening tones, ai
he. brought his deadly wooden gun intc
shooting position.
“A Ariend,” answered little Tommy
from behind the rocking chair.
“Advance and give the countersign,”
hissed the sgutry. “or I'll shoot your
head”oP,’ :
An ominous silence followed this ter-
rible threat, then Tommy said plaintive-
“I've fergot it.”
“You can't remember nothin',” ex-
claimed Willie in disgust, throwing
down his gun. “Cum over here an’ I'll
hisper it to yer agin.”
ficiiclarly Royal Pipe Smoker.
The King of the Belgians is said to
be the most.scholarly inonarch in Eu-
rope. His tastes are of the simplest.
He prefers a favorite briar pipe to the!
1
best cigar manufactuged; and every
morning & quaint totfcco jar in the
shape of an elephzad; which stands on
gtel sheaf of his smoking room at
mem 6d with a certain brand
sh bird's-eye tobacco.
s that the country possesses no
onsequently there is never a
n, the King merely taking the
rotect the constitution.
Dictionaries.
A curi- |
| treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken inter-
nally, acting directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces of the system, thereby destroy-
ing the foundation of the disease, and giving
the patient strength by building up the con-
stitution and assisting nature in doing its
work. The proprietors have so much faithin
its curative powers that they offer One Hun-
i dred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure.
Send for list of testimonials, Address
F. J. Caeyey & Co., Toledo, 0,
Sold by Druggists, T5c.
Hall’s Family Pills ave the best.
Some poets write because they are in-
spired, and others because they are hun-
gry.
Best For the Bowels,
No matter what ails you, headache to a
cancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right. CascarrTrs help nature,
cure you without a gripe or pain, produce
easy natural movements, cost you just 10
cents to start getting your health back. Cas-
cAreTs Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put up
in motal boxes, every tablet has C.C.C.
stamped on it. Beware of imitations.
Success often depends upon knowing
when to quit.
Brooklyn, N. Y., Oct. 81.—After investigat-
ing Garfield Tea, which is quite universally
acknowledged to be the best family remedy, it
is not difficult to explain its success—it is the
medicine for good results! It ismanufactured
here by the Garfield Tea Co. in their new and
attractive laboratory and is made wholly from
simple, sweet, and withal, health-giving herbs,
Garfield "Tea is the: original herb cure for
constipation and sick headache,
“You give me a pane,” remarked the
| broken window to the glazier.
|
MRS. 1DA-L ROSES
| Grand-Niece of Ex
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LATEST HAPPENINGS
ALL OVER THE STATE.
Reading Man Probably Killed His Sweet-
heart and Then Himself ~
STATE MONEY IN [ORTY-S X BANKS.
Peusions Granted—New Charters Issued by the
State Department—Prof. S.D. Fess Str ngly
Advocates the Use of Newspapers in Public
Schools—General Fund at the Close of Busi-
ness for October Amounted to $4,754,051.33.
Pensions granted Pennsylvanians: Mi-
chael McCaffery, Allegheny, $6; An-
drew J. Vanatta, Erie, $8; Frank Cli-
menberg, Johnstown, $8; Abraham
Swank West Newton, $20; William
Mahler, North Clarendon, $6; Frederick
Setzler, Mattawanna, $12; Michael Rear-
don, West Bridgewater, $12; Aaron Ran-
dals, Canonsburg, $10; William H.
Barnes, Greenwood Furnace, $8; George
Walker, Neshannock Falls, $10; Nancy
J. Montgomery, Neffs Mills, $8; Fannie
Stear, Indiana, $8; Ellen Jane Love,
Beaver Falls, $8; Malvina O. Vought,
Rome, $12.
Charters were issued by the State
Department to the following corpora-
tions: The Forest City Sewage &
Drainage Company, Forest City; cap-
ital, $100,000. The Olmstead Art &
Decorative Company, Titusville; cap-
ital, $16,500. The Conway Water Com-
pany. Economy Township, Beaver
County; capital, $1000. The Shine
Oaks Brewing Company, Washington;
capital, $20,000. Alexander Manufac-
turing Company, Canoonsburg; capital,
$12,000. The Monessen Savings &
Trust Company, Monessen; capital,
$125,000.
At the Lebanon Teachers’ Institute,
Prof. S. D. Fess strongly advocated
the use of newspapers in the public
schools. He advocated a decrease in
patronage of candy stands by children
to pay for newspapers and said: “In
this way the great events might be
briefly studied each day and current
history be thus impressed upon the
minds of those who attend school. The
reporters get in touch with all that
goes on in the.world. We can only do
it and come in contact with the public
pulse of the world by reading the news-
papers.”
Walter Snyder and
steller were found on Mount Penn,
Reading, with bullet holes through
their temples and a pistol by the man's
side. He was twenty years old and
she 2I. They having agreed to die
together, the man evidently shot the
woman and then himself.
State Treasurer Barnett has the mon-
ey in the general fund distributed
Minnie Reich-
‘among forty-six banks, or almost dou-
ble the number of a year ago. The
fund at the close of business for Octo-
ber amounted to $4,754,051.33.
The Philadelphia & Reading Railway
will within sixty days place safety gates
at every one of its crossings in South
Bethlehem.
The following fourth-class postmas-
ters for Pennsylvania were appointed:
Balsam, Sibyl Francis; Zora, G. E.
Gingell.
The feed and saw mill of Jacob G.
Thompson, #1 Bart Township, was de-
stroyed by fire of supposed incendiary
origin. The less is $2000.
W. U. Hensel, attorney for George
Snyder, of Philadelphia, issued execu-
tions aggregatinjga$44.000 against Eman-
uel Kern alg ; o_
perty
and
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