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July 25, 1979
DID
YOU
HEAR?
To: The Susquehanna
Bulletin
From: Wikes College
Wikes College is proud to
announce the acceptance of
Miss Barbara A. Landis into
Hahnemann Medical Col-
lege of Philadelphia as part
of the Wikes/Hahnemann
Six Year Cooperative Educa-
tion Program.
Barbara is a 1977
graduate of Donegal High
School and is the daughter
of Dr. and Mrs. William
B. Landis, Columbia.
§8§
Dr. M. Susan Richman of
Bainbridge, head of the
undergraduate mathemati-
cal sciences program, has
been promoted from assist-
ant professor to associate
professor of mathematics.
Prior to joining the Capitol
Campus faculty in 1968, Dr.
Richman was a lecturer at
the University of Aberdeen,
Scotland. She is a graduate
of the University of
California, Berkeley, with
an A.B. in math. Her Ph.D.
is from the University of
Aberdeen.
§88§
Gloria Long of Arizona,
formerly Gloria Longeneck-
er of Mount Joy, didn’t win
the Miss Arizona pageant—
but she was first runner-up.
Gloria, the daughter of
Lineaus Longenecker of RDS
Manheim, was previously
Miss Mount Joy and Miss
Lancaster County.
Gloria is studying for a
Master’s in music at
Arizona, State University in
Tucson. (She is still Miss
Tucson.)
§§§
William L. Bitzer, son
of Mr. and Mrs. William L.
Bitzer of Mount Joy R1, has
enlisted into the Navy's
Delayed Entry Program.
William enlisted in the
Navy’s School ‘Guarantee
Radioman Program and is
scheduled to depart for
recruit training at the Navy
Recruit Training Center,
Orlando, Florida July .23,
1979.
William is a 1978
graduate of Donegal High
School.
Deb Torres, the new Miss
Donegal Area, who flew off
to New Hampshire to act in
a summer theater group
before we could get her
* picture, will be appearing as
Doris in the musical Damn
Yankees with the Durham
Summer Theater. She will
also sing in the musical
Company in a major role.
§§§
Penn Laurel Girl Scout
Council has cancelled its
Open House at Camp Echo
Trail in southern York Co.
EN
29th.
Bruce Sutter of Mount
Joy, relief pitcher for the
Chicago Cubs, won the 50th
All-Star Game last week in
Seattle, making him the first
pitcher in All-Star history to
win two games in a row—he
won last year’s game in San
Diego also.
Sutter leads the National
League in saves with 22. He
has a 1.21 earned run
average, and his record for
this year is 4-2.
Frank Aument, Sr., of
Mount Joy, shot a two-
under-par on July 19, and a
one-stroke-under for his age
(69) while golfing at Indian
Springs Golf Course with
John G. Hart.
§§8
Susan Elizabeth May, of
317 Rivermoor Drive, Mari-
etta, is one of 12 Lancaster
County high school grad-
uates awarded a ‘‘Search
For Excellence’’ scholarship
to attend Millersville State
College this fall. She is a
1979 DHS grad.
Ms. May will receive a
$100 cash award.
The 12 winners were
chosen from among groups
of 11 top students named by
each county high school.
Births
BRIEL, Mr. and Mrs.
Thomas (Sharon Shank), 324
E. Front St., Marietta, a
daughter, at Osteopathic
Hospital.
CUSTER, Mr. and Mrs.
Randolph (Betty Slesser), 22
N. River St., Maytown, a
son, at St. Joseph Hospital
EBERLE, Mr. and Mrs.
Kenneth (Deborah Mehl-
man), Mount Joy R3, a
daughter, at Osteopathic
Hospital.
HESS, Mr. and Mrs. John
(Bonnie Arnold), Marietta
R1, a son, at General
Hospital.
MILLER, Mr. and Mrs. Jay
(Helen Sensenig), Mount
Joy R2, a son, at General
Hospital.
PEIFER, Mr. and Mrs. Jay
(Sharon Hollinger), Mount
Joy R1, a son, at General
Hospital.
ROESER, Mr. and Mrs.
Stanton (Debra Drager), 376
Essex St., Marietta, a
dapghter, cat Lancaster
5 a Bogs PE hh
David Greer
David Greer named
outstanding young man
of year by U.S. Jaycees
David Eugene Greer has
been named to the roster of
“Outstanding Young Men
of America for 1979” by the
United States Jaycees.
Greer was selected for out-
standing civic and profes-
sional contributions to his
community.
Greer is a member of the
law firm of Herr, Kirchner,
Greer and Herr. He is a
graduate of Mercer Univer-
sity Law School, Gettysburg
College and Donegal High
School, class of 1962.
The son of Mr. and Mrs.
Adam Greer of Maytown,
Greer was a class president,
Boy of the Month, and an
honor student at DHS, as
well as being active in
sports.
Greer now resides in
Lancaster with his wife,
Linda, who is a graduate of
Millersville State College.
Dave and Linda have four
daughters: Angela, a stu-
dent at Kutztown State
College; Sonia, a student at
Clarion State College; Kelly,
a foreign exchange student
in Sweden; and Whitney,
who is about to enter
kindergarten.
Chester Wittell records
argument between
human brain, computer
by Chester Wittell [just for a laugh]
One day an argument arose
Between two things, both friends and foes,
Concerning which one was astuter;
Homo Sapiens or computer.
Computer said: “Your skull’s too small.
The fact is it won’t do at all.
See how big my cranium is;
For instant figuring I'm a whiz.
Truth is, my friend, I'm smart; you're dumb.
I can figure any sum
Or problem in arithmetic
Quicker than you can point a stick.
“You're too slow; your MO’s phoney;
Brain too wrinkled; head too bony.
Look at me: I'm-in fine fettle—
A super-brain encased in metal.”
Man thought a while then raised his head.
“You may be right, my friend,’’ he said.
‘But if your argument is true,
Why must I tell you what to do?”’
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