Page 10—SUSQUEHANNA TIMES December 7, 1977 YOU'LL NEVER PICK UP ANOTHER SHOVEL AFTER YOU PICK UP AN It wasn’t our fault Little green men from outer space attack - Susquehanna Times office Most people realize that reporters are only human, and they generously grant us a little leeway with the absolute truth, which is sometimes revealed to saints, but never to us hard-nosed reporters. Photographs are a differ- ent matter. Even people who don’t believe in Santa Claus believe in photo- graphs. They shouldn’t. For example, last week we ran this same picture, but the guy on the left was the guy on the right, and the guy on the left was the guy on the right. How did it happen? It is traditional in this business to blame the printer, or the camera manufacturer, or interna- i tional communist conspir- The photo again, still flipped. That’s Larry Sumpman il Ad % acies, for any errors the on the left, and Ron Amick on the right. It’s all the due rl i 5 paper makes. But here at to little green men. Larry got an award from Warner " the Susquehanna, we like Cable for his five years of service. to face up squarely to our responsibilities, so we're going to tell you the I remem rand Opening little green men from outer of Available in different sizes. Good selection to choose from. LAY AWAY FOR CHRISTMAS BRANDT'$ PHONE 653-5795 DONEGAL SPRINGS ROAD' MOUNT JOY, PA. #=y, IBBERSON’S CARPET FOR HOME AND CAR {CJ 1660 SOUTH MARKET STREET ELIZABETHTOWN, PA 17022 Hours: Mon., Tues., & Wed.—9 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Thurs. & Fri.—9 a.m.-9 p.m. Sat.—9 a.m.-12 noon Closed Sun. & Holidays SENIOR CITIZEN CARDS HONORED space crept into our office last Monday and reversed the picture. We can’t prove this, but all the evidence points toward space creatures. consider the following: 1. The Merchandiser also flopped the photo. Unless little green men were determined to make the photo appear backwards everywhere, how do you explain this strange *‘‘coin- cidence?”’ 2. A Mount Joy man has informed this newspapers that he has positive proof that UFO’s exist. 3. The flopped photo illustrated a story about cable TV — an important channel of planetary com- munications and a natural target for extra-terrestrial invaders. What does it all mean? As responsible journalists, we have to admit that OPPOSITE ERB'S MARKET-569-5353 we’re not certain, yet. Where Our Customers Send Their Friends Shelly’s Furniture and Bargain Basement 237 Locust St., Columbia PHONE 684-3780 ; December 8-9-10 i Over 15,000 sq. ft. of fine furniture at moderate prices ! Daily Door Prizes and plenty of of Grand Opening Specials Locks for elderly Those keyless locks that the Office of Aging ran out AM/FM DIGITAL CLOCK RADIO of a while ago are back in stock, and still free. You 3 can get one at Schock Spangler Appliance & Sound Senior Center, 37 E. Main St., Mount Joy, between 11 42 W. Market St., Marietta 426-3122 AM and 12:30 PM. For Information, call 653-8585.
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