BY FRED_ .. L : ::BA :M;''''
if BRITFA TONLY &
RUG S
STORE,USSER'S if
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larket Street, Marietta, Pa.
BRITTON 8 MVSSER, successors to Dr. F.
Pinkie, will continue the business at the old
eland, where they are daily receiving additions
to t h ei r stook, which are received from the
most reliable importers and manufacturers.
Th e y would respectfully ask a 1 beral share
public patronage.
of
They are now prepared to supply the de
mands of the public with everything in their
lice of trade. Their stock of
DRUGS AND MEDICINES
is Man AND PURE, RAVING JUST ki r RIVED.
?UN,dinesAna Ki4lloll
FOR MEDICINAL USES' ONLY,
ALL THE POPULAR PATENT MEDICINES.
pee Ras of all kinds, Fancy and Tililet4x r
ticles of every kind, Alcoholic and Fluids
Extracts, Alcaloid and Resinuids, all
the best Trusses, Abdominal Sup
porters,Shoulder Braces, Breast
Pumps, Nipple Shells and
Shields, Nursing Bottles,
A large supply of
HAT, HAIR, TOOTH, NAIL AND CLOTHES. BRUSHES.
T oo th powder and Pastes, Oils, Perfiiinery,
soaps, Combs, Hair Dyes, Invigorators, Ste.;
Coal Oil, Lamps, Shades, Chimneys, Wick, &c,
Physicians supplied at reasonii . ble 'rates .
Medicines and Prescriptions catefully and ac
curately' compounded all hours of the day and
night, by Charles H. Britton, Phatriiircentist,
who will pay especial attention to thii branch
of the business. Having had over ten' years
practical experience in the drug business ena
bles him to guarantee entire satisfaction to all
who may patronize the new firm.' -
Ill' HASSON'S Compound Syrup of tar . on
baud and for sale.
A large supply of School Books, Stationary,
&c.. always on hand.
SUNDAY Hop as:'
,
Croon S to 10, a. m.,—12 to 2, and _5 to:6 in.: m.
(lanes 11. Brittom. A.Jllusser.
Marietta, October A 1866;
.Established
SHULTZ'S
Old. Established
113 f at,Cap tarGiitart,
50 .:0 NORTH QTIEEN STREET,
LANCASTER, PA .
s E ty w i
e o: d n. i t c h s e pe l tf i ii i l a ly n
d a
a c r e
o tlr i t
s oar
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ore now ready, consisting of . . ,
Gentlemen's Dress Silk, Caskimer,e, PAtiid.and
Blush, Fur and Wool, or cassinierett,
t , 1211 Cassimere, Soft acrd Steel dxtetr
ced Brims, and Flexible Self,ad- ,
justing and D'Qrarty Brim.
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In new, novel and beautiful designs, and at
such prices as to make it arfladucethent for
ail to purchase. • .
Csaaps 1
Caips I ,
roc. stock of Caps comprises all.the. newest
Ityles for Men, Boys and Children's - Fan and
Water wear. Our motto ris, .
"Equality to a 21."
The lowest selling price marked m figures on
each article, and never varied from, at
SHULTZ 8; BROTH.EFL'S,..
Hat, ,Cap,and Fur Store,
No. 20 North,,Queen-st. ,, Lancaster.
All kinds of :hipping Furs bougtit and
the highest Cash pribes.Paid.
IL L. 6^ E. . ,
EAHAII
,fetu.eLees.,
Corner of North Queen-St.,
and Centre Square; Lancaster Pa
VIT E are prepared to sell American and
1V Swiss Watches'at the Itarett.cosh rates!
We buy directly frowthe imparters, add Man
ufacturers, and can, and do ,sell Vtratches as
as ai they can be bought iliVbilariefOiri or
New-York.
Iliac stock of locks, Jewelry, Spectitily,
Silver and Silver-plated ware constantly on
hand. Every article fairly represented.
L. C.E. J. ZAWKS
Corner North Queen Street and. Centre Square
.LANCASTER, PA..
_ .
Fiat Nationalatta of
pills BANKING it.ROCIATION
HAVING COMPLETED ,ITS ORGANIZATION
is now prepared to transact all kinds of
BANKING BUSINESS.
The Board of Directors mm,.t weekly, on
Wednesday, for discount and other bukinesti
rltiank flours : From 9A.xto 3 P.
JOHN HOLLINGER, PRESIVENT.:
. -
AMOS BOWMAN, cashier*
DR. J. Z. HOFFER,
DENTIST,
I F. QL
Nils. OF DENTALT SLIOGEILY,
LATE OF 11ARRISBURCI.
OFFIC Ei—Frant' street, next door to It
Williams' Drug Store, 'betiveen LocuSt
gad Walnut streets, Colunitiia.
DANIEL G. BAKER,
ATTORNEY AT LAW, .
LANCASTER, PA.
OFFICE :—No. 24 tNeiaXih.Etuirr.STßlEEM
9poeite. the Court Ifdusi,°*herailliir .
tend to the practice of his profession:in all ite
vetioue branches..
II S. TROUT, hi.
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Offers his professional services to the citizens
of Marietta and vicinity.
OFFICE t—ln the Helmut formerlylocclipied
by Dr. F. Hinkle, Market-st., Marietta.
F- :F:Il t
Physician and Surgeon.
. ..
lAV I NG removed to Columbia would em
-,.
brace this oPportunity of inforMincbis
(inner patients and tardilieW id Mariettirand
vicinity, that he can still be'consulted daily,
between 2 and 3 o'clock .in , the afternoon, at
the residence of Mr. Thomas Stenea. ~ d , , ci.t
word left thlre will be promptly attentleCto
Marietta, April 1, 1867.-tf.
G.. W. - N7V - orr
Surgeon Dentist,
MARKET ETREET, ADJOINII " ,1 1 4 -4 {e.
Spangler c& Rich's Store, s' ee'0ii4.46404
M ARIETTA,—P":4
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The. Mariettian is publSA4weekly,
at $1:50 a-year, payable rin,,advance.
Office in "Lindsay's Building ,near
the Post ,office corner, Marietta La
ncaster county, Pa. • 0
Advertisements will be inserted=at the
following rates r~ One , sguare,ten lines
or less., 75 cents for the fiist insertion,
or three times for $1:50. Profession
al or Business Cards, of six lines or less,
$5 a-year. Notices in the-reading,col
umns, ten , cents a-line'; general ciduer
tisements seven cents a-line for the first
insertion; and for every additional 'in-
Sertion; four cmts. A liberal deduc
tion made to yearly advertisers.
Having put up renew Jobber press
and added a' large addition of job - type,
cuts, border, etc.', willenable the cstab
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lishment to execute every desc . ription of
.
Plain and Fancy Printing, from the
smallest card ,to the largest poStcr, at
short notice and reasonable rates.,
Along a road two Irish lads
One sunarner'S - dey were walking,
'And all the While, with laugliaiid shout,
In lively 'strain wore talking.
..9; About the falri - about the
.And who were best, at dancing; .
White at each pretty ace they met
Their eyes were brightly &acing. ,
.
4ad as thelystrode for many a,mile
They grew in time quite frisky,
.41nd now and then, from lip to lip,
They passed..the darling whisky.
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At lehgth, beTore them m the,hedge
The roadside view commanding,
They saw, white sides letterd o'er,
A mile atone3„s,a,ll.l.P.g•
They read_andquic.kly doffeittheirrhats,
With sorrow in their frees,;
Then turning with reverential awe
They stepped back several paces,.
"Speak low, we're near the dead," said
"His grave we'll not be troublin ; one,
Old mao'sure:! 100, and
His name is Miles frotn' Dublin "'
THE ART OF BEING POLITE.--Firstfand
forethost, don't ify to be golite.'
spoil' all.
.If yen, keep,pvera helming your guests
. syoi, ostentatious , entreaties to, make
Ahem.at
L home,- they , will 'very: soon be
gin to wish-they were there. bet them
find out that you'are' hapOrta seeqheth
by, your actions not by'Ybur words.
Always remember to let bashful peo
ple alone at'first ; itis-t.tisilyiailto
set , them - at their ease::Tryingict draw
them out, has somejitnetithe contrary
effect of driving. ,them_ out--of the house.
Leading the converationtie.sedengerons
experiment. Better-followla 4 the'wake,
and if'you waut to endearlyourself:to
talkers, learn to listen well.. Nevermake
I a fuss about au ; ythinknevertalleabolit'
Y6freetf'—` l4 triltordMi t yr * PrieFretirefft
composureononatter:what.salecisms or
blunders may be coirimited., _ Remember
.that it-ie a very, tootle!' proceeding. to
lamebt that you can not ofK4 - Co yOstt•
guests a better house, furniture, orift
ands: It is fair to prejutrae, that ' tVe
visit is to yon—not , to these surround-
ings. Gite people 1 1 '
of themselvesi and- they. will tie' pretty
sure to go away With a pleasant iinpre
sion of your qualities. .0n 'Such•slendur
wheels as these the, Whole fabric of socle
ty „Aurae., ~ lt 4 ocii,,busities"..Ali t en , to
keep ihenn.in perfect revolving
Life 1111.4irated.
- A QUEER WAGER.—The English are
famous betters: A FreocfCpaper (the*
French ..are always poking—lnn ~ at John
will)'.givei the folloariag.sidialar bet at
Brighton beta een Sir John— and Lord
Off—. The first, who - . is,e..vry
man, bet the other; who is a.tonof
that be 8004 he ,
hippodrome. - A large numbarfof
and gantleMnii„dtAndiiiryLwAit. s the ".
proceeding:. 4ilierntheTiant.iind•pig.iny o
met, 'the lattei f ';
my. L=ord, 1 - ,am"ready - . , T a ke
off your clothes. ' 411
,
"AV.hat strip :myself-77 Yotr,don'tt.
mean-;it • •
iitto carry, you, but,not -a party-1
cle of your nlOthes:
coed. It wpn'tdo,-disappoint -these.
ladies and gantlerohn,"-- = LL
„130..,iny „Liord, WAS infiezitile:
blushed at thwthare, thought'
costumeof - Vienne
(t4ca,.dacidgitliat;Sir4ohn.i.i i
pkd.:wom the:
bettvS 11, %AWL Vfl bie 114:At
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.1% Vas z,tirni(ng,4•Algjo,,
in JamaimiViten tffk-lititintitirtifddkftfirl
•,•in anz. stror
OM O. 190,•T0R§t34°.P%-il.qiille• "Won't
yonilo2l,o , et 4' , 5v Bad , ' tffii‘"l36l.l;;.,
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ETT-A--1 1 1-9SATURDAY'APRILI3 '1867'
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The Mite Stone.
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n:, -4 ' , 4itrios Facts about , iil.-.47,;',
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The' 'great' extent . Ivhich water
with bo'die's, apparently the innit
'Bold, is `very woaderfnl.'
= jThe glittering
opal whiblibeantyweara as an ornament
is only flint and "water:'' - Of every 1200
tans of earth'which a laddlciid'his in his
- estate;'4oo ard Water.. The eho*OUTped
summits of SnOwden 'and Ben Nevis
Eievirinany'imillion tone Or Water in a
solidified — forin."J‘ In - every plaster' of
itatu'a, 'Whichlan :Italian carries
through our streets for sale'..there - is'one
„pcirind4o four.Po4de of chalk.
.The,air
,wes;"ieigike contains five grafns.ofWater
to each cubic foot of its,bulk. The
„po
tatoes and turnips which are boiled for
our dinner, have, in their 'raw state, the
one seventy-five per cent and the other
ninety per cent. of water. If a man
weighing 140 pounds were scineeed in , a
14diantic Tress, seventy , pounds Of water
wouldrun out and only thirty five of
dry residue reniain. A man is, chemi
callyispeaking, forty five ponnds of car
bon nitrogen, diffused through five and
a half pallsful of
.uter. In plents we
.find water thus • mingling no-less i,won
derfully. A surEflower evaporates one
-and a-quarter pints of-water a' day, and
a'qabbage about the sama qrantity. , A
-wheat; plaut.exhales, in. 175 days; about
100,000Vgrains.. of water.. , . An • sere of
growin,Twheat - on,thiscalculation, draws'
.and passes ont.about ten tons of water
per-day.- , The,sap.suf , plants is the-tmedi
;um, through which.this mass: of .fluid -is
conveye,d. , , It forms .a, delicate. Tump,
nPivilijAh ~the, watery articles; ram with
the rapidity of a swift stream. By. the
action of the sap Orions propepies_may
beettainulaied. to the groWing' ;Zit.
liMiArib`FranCele; fOr instance, dyed
by,various colorsmixe4 with
_water, nd
sprinkled over the roots of the tree.
Dahlias are also colpred by
„a similar
13r.o.cociii• r
,1 4 THE s Vi r elt TO OBTAIN SMALLTEIEV—A
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correspondent San Francisco furnish
eittbe subjoined information=:
I bad the pleasure of an introduction,
the other evening, - to a Peruvian lady . of
the " upper . crust," and was particurirly
strt(cleiiill(the small - nen Or her feet and
4 `The - lady is a deep bruUUtte, has
teeth as white , as Pearl,
6: - voice cirrlire sweetness; and, what will
he' decidedly interesting to my male
read6rs; is'mistress of a fortune of half a
'Sh'e' visits San Francisco for
peitioin observing" our mariner's
iid 'and pkrliapei pass few
omA„ , i
rineOf seintharieff.
She refornia me - that' the lidids'Or `tinia
are noted fcr their small feet, the seVi'dt
th,at,the.ilfauts,?,f,the fentale,:es.x ;
itißl l tk r g ° !•. ° 'Yule; aIPPPUktiPn of 'the
44.1 e 4,9°f..each : coP .494 general is
tye e sufttop that many, women think that
" 6 , 11 4at.'99449-C'f' aol . l [ 'Potpie, kstutuJof
-Per4tAr k ,,t2 tfie, also -in'
FAYO eA'a that a Sekm9llBPernYian sur
geon is corning Francisco,;
where he-expects toxreap a rich harvest
eitry `lad 'the.
tin z ie'stririirdiest eraneftiriebtli'y ineens
of die ' - amputation;' and
ne'nfinerheiit o i niy - one
Weido Isinstom" of this ind'
pretty generally in7,garis;spipe,,yeareitgo,
10.Pt.1-,R therePro ll eneible conl
bi;isitil9Te of a surgeon.who hadAcqured
Some rephtalion touchingg - this silly mu
tilation. Ladies le on i gilif,Aiks.„Ens
lieP - eruvian sarg,eon.
DOUBTFUL CONSCIENTTOUSNESS.—An old
Dutch pater in- ii-oeutinikisionlaouse in
Dina:instil , somewhat famous for con
icientioueness, occasionally sold some of
the merchandise when the proprietors
ahsebt.. a pretty good
salesman,•and a good Judge of money;
but is 06 9 - 4.h. 4 very
suspigious, looking five -dollar bill, and
when : tbeN.boolr:keeper took it, to = the
',bank, the banker Irefueed. it and pro
noungpilOpaPl94,444,tAaid At. was an
'excellent' imitation . The book keeper
returued,it to. the porter, and told liim ,to
returp - it'to the pa'fty of . ,whcip he receiv
About a week of oWircritie boOk 7
keeperlthinking he had tithe 'to see the
party au get `atiotber, Jjitelaske4. the
portertifzbef.hed-teturned the'spiriotts - V,
v , gavd
dat bill he didn't come ;around already,
and,sonakdaya - It fink de bill vas goot, and
soma's "T. Dull' it "VEL'S One :of
dem dAys , l. fink limas Boot I pass him
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says ob,domes
hittilifedifib l ia" r el faith' in 'file ifftnek,of
ate v 4 a' Ft -eit , t
W PAM 3, hfrA o 4-n4AttiCa 0 f hap z ,
piness, a confidence in the integrity! of
tWTolirdatton (if: all, happine4s,
• .1 let 4
tenipotal.ing,_etvnAl, re,lAnce,,on tize
-',,,. ei :::`;'.si 't-t,i , t tt il:,;.q. .->f a .-,:u ::7:.
MESE
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Mixon, of the London TiMiss, Ilia
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4 3 :9Pka: l .`; % e
TW4 l n9ric! l :,o,P
.a,s speaks of
A.merican ladies • —"What de-, yew say
no*, to Our ladies ?" said to.j.me; at bluff ;
Yankee, as we sat last night under ,the
veienda, hefeln'tlie tinter at 'Saratoga:
"Ohikilming'," - Of neuree, I ati4gred,
"pale;- delicate, dashing
too, and' radie,nt." - '" Hon V' Cried lie,.
putting up his hands ; " they` are just
not Worth Ttiey can't'
thliy . din% ride, they'can't nurse." "Al,
•You-have Wife,o 'said 1, in d a Soulbing
tone: wife he Shouted,' I - ellould
kill her." "With kindnegs "Ugh!"
he,answered, ":with; or, poker. Look at
,theseohits „here, dawdling by tjle foun
tain.„- ,What arethey, doing now,- what
have they donmalk day 2 . .. Fed and dress
ed. They have changed their_clothes
three times; and
,hed ,their,hair washed,
conahwi and, curled three times. That
is their life. Have tliey been out for a
walk, for a ride ? klavp, they * read a
hook, have they sewn mem ?„ No,t, a
bit of it ,1 - .lnyvcbicyonr.., ladies
_spend
their time f" " They put on go , od:boets
tuck up their skirts and hark away,
through "the country I was in
Hanitishire once ;"my host was' " a duke ;
'hie wife was — olit' 'before breakfast 'With
clog's' 'on ' tier !tat ' and roses on her
-cheeko elie rodoletlfeliiut, she walk
ed to the copse a 'ditch 'would not
frighten her, aliedge would' not tural her
.back-Y, our- . `,W01901:1i. poor,. pale
",Coine," l I..‘saidr"they are 'very
lovely.", "..Ugh-l" `said the saucy fellow
'they have no bone,no fibre; •1:1(1 juice;'
they have only nerves, but, what can,
you expect ? They. ' , eat pearlash for.
they. drink ice +ls4r SU ;W.4 18 '
they ,wear tight steal, thin shoes and
,thiugs are not fit to
ifye, and thank Gad, in a hundred.years,
not one of their desuendants,milLfie, left
PLAYING CANGS : --Cards were invented.
In 1391; by Jacquemin Grnogenmour, to .
amuse'kitig Henry of 'prance, who
'it . that time` was Mad.: The ace was
Made the best cardin the pack, being
derived from the French word "Argent."
signifying t o money,rand i to show that
a king could not gets.lCori:wittiont it, as
a menial card backed by the ace would
triumph over a king. The king's were
called7,David, Alexander,- -Cmgar and•
Charlemagne ; queena , were 'l:tanned
Argine, Radhel,,Palliisanii , Jilditli'; the.
varlets or knave's represented the squires
.to the,kicge, and ''wrire named-LabsCelot,
Ogier, Renayeani3.lEreettr ; ten's, 'riffled,
-&e.,trefiresentedllie-lciot soldiers' 'The
Aide -of:club - 8 vas soa risme& and lornied
to-represent haloVer-lenf, rind' to Signify
to the king Ahnta,,good ; genet*: ..would
encamph . is,ermy ~where,,,pasturage -was
~The ace of..spades. represented
halbertsthe carried bypt he: toptaoldiers ;
Abe ciCEI . of diamond,s2gepresented the
eads. of the arrows used.loy -tho cross
bowmen, ; and,the_nos,of hearts represent
ed the courage of , tbe knights. and: sol
diers., ••• r
. „
Beforeh`Beforea ebtf`rt of common pleas
li.breach of ;Promise Case was recently
under consideration. The breach be
tweeifilie*Parties was apparent enough ;
but as to the promise there , existed
_a
`oedoilbt uutil.the
plain
tiff set the matter tci right as' follows:
"Diduriy ,bliebtvozinterkintci at. , pbsitive a
greement,ltoimittry:youi,?'"' .."Not exact
ly.;:laluthe!coustedtme an good Asia, and
he : itold , roy,. sister Jane 'he - intended. te
marryin-our family."
TO BECOME THIN.—The following may
be considered one i'jt 'Lb most succeed
fal prescripliend in procuring leadnees
falke"of'ailkieti , as palfalide 'you can par.
ry ; of 'alibi; tv;Me' tioure i'oTifeeis;'five
hours-; of .food; one -meat; or disappOin
tedilokei one seasonq vfiblighted•frie-nor
shiP, Et-dozeit =instatices. Let diode
ingredientfit.be "mixed carefully - . with 'a
considerable weight of debt, in a mind
from ~vrhicti all religious ,remedies have
been excluderi and excessive leanness
will6ecrnquced
ilrgr An eccentric old gentleman; &Mi:
addieted Ao dihErlabit :sviear
ing,.ymsi still "punctillioild in sfegaidr.Ao
saying grace .atAks fam a Xertain
Resik si ib,tb,e: gentleman.i 04 ae a
F4!PPA , ,I4 a jqllY , wPitiler,;:iteetep tar Atli is,
acquaintwece, .!sheyy
sat down to dinner, and the - old gentle
..44l Thloto :
man commented sayir.lg g.. rape ;, bat the
Tro .41 , 1 . tr:
capain, whose_atterition.bad been dt
v6f.6e7lf6rrtrbeirridin dlic. lie it krthiv d
gentleman spelillNlioutlit 4 fill; 4Ws 'Speak .1
ipjk t9,4ito; and, tasked.; "What'did—iyou
say, squire 7" "Why,,,47-71 1, itel4au,i'lx!
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JET. GREAT BASTAAN.77,SOI:OO,. four
.months ; ago is thatrisstutof the --4111(lr
-:igail Artisan Deo f 1- 2 th,: lB6 o=Xe
atildi4o,4l,Alik9Et"C.P.q4nt9f considerable;
l altkatione ; abqut, to, ~made ia. the'
steagpihipAreat Easteria, so aS to, pre
parejhat vessel for her new and nseful
occupation of conveybag passeugors from'
New York to Brest .(France), ; on their
way to the-Paris-Exhibition. We now ;
learn, from_ the English mechanical.jour--
nals; that all.projected alterations have'
been made. The' interior -arrangements
ofPthe Great,'.-Easterro , have ver-y,
extensively altered ,by Masers. George
.E9rrester 'tt 0,9., of the :Vauxhall:Finn
,dery, IJiverpoql, -whp have supplied new
.boilerslor the serew t engines, -and a ; p,sw
shaft for the, paddle engines ; ,tbeylfave
also „built for hey ! . nse 14,60,1.5 team
launch, 50 feet leng.by 20 feet wile. 4.
steam steering apparat a has likewise
tbeentintroduced.' The vast'spacetiiince
-occupied ,brthe great tankii..of the At--
lei:4in -telegraph-cable has:been , fitted tfp
with cabins,lterths, awl-state-rooms for
passmage,rst; .these apartments are- lofty
and convenient." In the -whole vessel
there- are nom-berths• for - 3,500 passen
gers. The lsaloon accommodations have
also, been 'much -increased. The deck
saloon is a splenAid apartment, - 140 -feet
long and 24 feet wide ; and it will admit
oVSOO persons -together: 'There
are several-"smaller dining saloons; and
altogetlier ':2f600 persone'rnar dlue at
once. The , decorations'are:of l the 'most
elegant ClMllieter; - The total'eutla'y for
-this retitting^Will' verY'little shciit - of
-$500;000. iThVgreat ship-is advertised
- toleave - the-rive'r M.ersey for New York
on:March 26th, anirte c ' omm'ence her re.
urn trip (from this port)' On April 16th
American ArtiscZii'
LITERARY MAR RIA.GS.--.aire pVejtidi
ueir,agaiersti Marriages with poets, novel:
•and ,writers generally built ed any
Iground,ofireadonr? -, You.rernereber how
:.unhappy was - tßYronrs , thetriage; Shit
ly'swiias no better. : -Milton's three rdir-
Hags' were all unhappy. Campbell's wee
wretched every way. What an angelic
patience Torn Moore's possessed ! How
often must - her haire, - kein wrung'
'by her husband 'as well ae , children,'!—
You lidovVlibw Unfortunately all turn
ed out. Sit EdWard Eiulyier Lytton' is
separated` Noel : his wife. Mrs.Norten
hits 'quitted'' - her husband. - Haney
komble has' fled hers. Hogers, Pope,
MaCitileY',and Hume all remained beat
elorS.°' 'Coletidge re - ft his Wife to starve
Charles Lamb kept gout Of' the%oose•
Addison married, and found consolation
only in the bottle ; and by a strange co
incidence, Lord Stowel (so closely re
sembling Addison in so many particulars)
lived happy until late in life, when he
Married a lady bearing the same title as
the woman who poisoned Addlson's
years. Swift ,neyor married, Boling
broke quarreled and_ parted from his
wife: Neither Pitt nor For wetikrtiar
rie& Irving was unmarried. , ''Both of
S .ridan's marriage's - - were <nUhappy•
hakspearet will is supposed‘to exhibit
evidence °fan unhappy Marriage r;
OUR TOBACCO SMOKERS.—The descend
ents of the A nglo•Saions are.well known
to be the most inveterate smokers of the
human , family: While six swirthy Abo
rigines content themselves with 'sharing
the;wiff of one pipe, six pipes will scarce
ly keep , oneogankee . steatning -opera
tion. 4.At a Ufa antilyz'aticin of all classes
oftobaccirat the Adademy of Science
int - Paris, it was announced that Ameri
can tobacco contained eight per cent, of
nicotine, a deadly: poison finison ; Havana to
bacco contains thyeeßei cent.;, and Ohin
garori tobacco, grown in the Indies con
tains no nicotine Wheteier.The natives
of the Indies are constant smokers of the
thiliArdia; and never suffer s -' the ills
which follow the use of tobacco in other
far ,
'said , an Irishman to his
felloW servant, "what are the bells ring. :
"In honcir ,of the Princeim' s `
birthday," was the reply. "Bel'easy,jew
ill,'" 'reloine'd - Pat, "noiliii dr . our
upon travellers; "'twits 'the""Prinde of
INTAIQA on ; the 9th, zand , bow- can it -4. be
bislisterls,twelv,ellays after, ,unless; in-
Patrick,, "Sure " Said' Patrick, rubbing Ilia
liold'aftti delight at'the ProstiO4 of y
present from his en2ploYer, " I always
ntenelo . d,o,,,myobty.l l .;"libeliayo ypp,"
11921i(dittheAepployet, "anAlthareforealz
Shall make;yowapresent of,alll,eu t ltave,
akeleik , fro% me l sturing , the a past fearik
"Thank your hOnor,";„replied Itat„,etaudi
may all your friendrand acquaintances
i
are
t' :1g43;
Afar Parties at ci•clead 'lock stratrld easz,
tricate themselves with a skeleton key
"VOL,3 •,
'Nothing is so unreasonable as folly.
: 11pring.,r,nay,h.eregarle& as unpopu
lar sheet music, it is usually a base solo.
Why is I3ingen in Germany .like a
pig's.brietles? Itie on the Rhine,-
When ie a fowl's neck like a bell ?
When it is rung for dinner.
Why is the, sun like a good loaf 2 Be
eafide it is not light`until it rises,
A calm man is like a schoolmaster be
cause he keeps-cool.
The newe, gooe-oyer the ocean by go
ing under it.
An exchange reports the murder of a
young woman by means of a soothing
Those whose friends are few know
their worth. •
" Yet's() kently e'er me stealing;'
•
aithe man said when the - bed-bug
crawl
ed over his back.
He who pays more attention to his
hat than his head, shows which , ismost
`prized
What is the , difference, between a std
.
dier and a bombshell ? Why one- goes
to wars and the other goes to picces.
He who would live peaeably with all
men, must first learn to govern his own
spirit
A great part 6f wisdom lies in the
choine'of Ouinbinpanione, fox' what they
'ere; they-will make -us also:
, .
The heighth industrywe know a
girl BO industrious 'that - when she ha
nothing else to do she knifs her brows.
Peace and harmony can be maintained
only by mutual kindnesA and forbearance.
A tale bearer may embroil a whole com
munity in strife.
. • •• . _ • .; :
...,41 1 .4iffer e nce bet.weenjair ladies and
the ladies' fair is, that one, steals men's
,bearts and
,the other the contents of
thejr.Rockets. •, • - •
'Tell the trath and shame thirdeviV'
We, know lots.of:Jpeople who.owi shame
the•devil easy snuff, bat. Vother , thing
bothers 'em
A queer thing is - an accommodation
note when you Ify to work "it off. If
you can't sell 'it, yon cancel it, sod If
can-eel-it, you can't sell' it.
It is said that some wine merchant,
haying persecuted Lord Derby into test
, a
ing wine, claret or sherry, which was
to keep off the gout, got his reply : "I
have tasted your wine, and I prefer the
gout."
A doctor's wife attempted to move
him by, tears. "Ann," said he, " tears
etre useless. I have analyzed them.
,They contain a little phosphate of lime,
- some cholerate of sodium and water."
A lady being asked to waltz, gave the
followiog sensible and appropriate an
swer " No, I thank you sir, I have hug
ging enough at home."
The drunkard's face ispften as round
and fiery as the full moon, but there is
this difference between them, the moon
becomes full only once a month; but the
drunkard is full almost every day.
Use sin as it will use you ; spare it
not for it will not spare you ; it is your
murderer and the murderer of the world,
Use it therefore as a murderer should be
Used, kill it before it kills you.
Mrs. Partington says the only way
to prevent steamboat, explosions ie to
make the engineers bile the water on
shore. It's her opinion, all bustin is
done by cooking the steam onboard.
An unwashed street boy being asked
what made him so dirty, replied : "I was
made, as they tell me, of the dust of the
ground, and I recktin it is just cow work.
ing,out."
36.
Stuff for Smiles.
A Qhicago man who had not been
Out of the 'city for years, fainted away
in the pure air of the country. He was
only resuscitated by putting a dead fish
to his nose, when he slowly revived, ex
claiming, " That's_good—it smells like
home I"
..On Saturday last some of the ladies of
the Union Mission Association visited
&family in whose house they found a lit-
Ufa: boy- standing up in a beer keg.
They asked how he came there, and
were told that he had nothing to wear,
and - did not - want to lie in bed all the
tune; He was therefore pat in the keg,
so that he Could see what was going on
around him.
,-What city in France is a man about
toe visit when he goes to ge . t. married ?
He is going . to Havre (have her). An
old bachelor being asked the question,
promptly replied "To Rouen" (ruin.)
od fi l iotelbb.ChelO`r who was courting
a - y - 6ring lady by the name of Anna, re
plied that he was not only going to Hay
re, but alaoloHa,yaqs. (have Anna).