BY FRED_ .. L : ::BA :M;'''' if BRITFA TONLY & RUG S STORE,USSER'S if MI larket Street, Marietta, Pa. BRITTON 8 MVSSER, successors to Dr. F. Pinkie, will continue the business at the old eland, where they are daily receiving additions to t h ei r stook, which are received from the most reliable importers and manufacturers. Th e y would respectfully ask a 1 beral share public patronage. of They are now prepared to supply the de mands of the public with everything in their lice of trade. Their stock of DRUGS AND MEDICINES is Man AND PURE, RAVING JUST ki r RIVED. ?UN,dinesAna Ki4lloll FOR MEDICINAL USES' ONLY, ALL THE POPULAR PATENT MEDICINES. pee Ras of all kinds, Fancy and Tililet4x r ticles of every kind, Alcoholic and Fluids Extracts, Alcaloid and Resinuids, all the best Trusses, Abdominal Sup porters,Shoulder Braces, Breast Pumps, Nipple Shells and Shields, Nursing Bottles, A large supply of HAT, HAIR, TOOTH, NAIL AND CLOTHES. BRUSHES. T oo th powder and Pastes, Oils, Perfiiinery, soaps, Combs, Hair Dyes, Invigorators, Ste.; Coal Oil, Lamps, Shades, Chimneys, Wick, &c, Physicians supplied at reasonii . ble 'rates . Medicines and Prescriptions catefully and ac curately' compounded all hours of the day and night, by Charles H. Britton, Phatriiircentist, who will pay especial attention to thii branch of the business. Having had over ten' years practical experience in the drug business ena bles him to guarantee entire satisfaction to all who may patronize the new firm.' - Ill' HASSON'S Compound Syrup of tar . on baud and for sale. A large supply of School Books, Stationary, &c.. always on hand. SUNDAY Hop as:' , Croon S to 10, a. m.,—12 to 2, and _5 to:6 in.: m. (lanes 11. Brittom. A.Jllusser. Marietta, October A 1866; .Established SHULTZ'S Old. Established 113 f at,Cap tarGiitart, 50 .:0 NORTH QTIEEN STREET, LANCASTER, PA . s E ty w i e o: d n. i t c h s e pe l tf i ii i l a ly n d a a c r e o tlr i t s oar 11 ore now ready, consisting of . . , Gentlemen's Dress Silk, Caskimer,e, PAtiid.and Blush, Fur and Wool, or cassinierett, t , 1211 Cassimere, Soft acrd Steel dxtetr ced Brims, and Flexible Self,ad- , justing and D'Qrarty Brim. • XX A •31C" ~An, In new, novel and beautiful designs, and at such prices as to make it arfladucethent for ail to purchase. • . Csaaps 1 Caips I , roc. stock of Caps comprises all.the. newest Ityles for Men, Boys and Children's - Fan and Water wear. Our motto ris, . "Equality to a 21." The lowest selling price marked m figures on each article, and never varied from, at SHULTZ 8; BROTH.EFL'S,.. Hat, ,Cap,and Fur Store, No. 20 North,,Queen-st. ,, Lancaster. All kinds of :hipping Furs bougtit and the highest Cash pribes.Paid. IL L. 6^ E. . , EAHAII ,fetu.eLees., Corner of North Queen-St., and Centre Square; Lancaster Pa VIT E are prepared to sell American and 1V Swiss Watches'at the Itarett.cosh rates! We buy directly frowthe imparters, add Man ufacturers, and can, and do ,sell Vtratches as as ai they can be bought iliVbilariefOiri or New-York. Iliac stock of locks, Jewelry, Spectitily, Silver and Silver-plated ware constantly on hand. Every article fairly represented. L. C.E. J. ZAWKS Corner North Queen Street and. Centre Square .LANCASTER, PA.. _ . Fiat Nationalatta of pills BANKING it.ROCIATION HAVING COMPLETED ,ITS ORGANIZATION is now prepared to transact all kinds of BANKING BUSINESS. The Board of Directors mm,.t weekly, on Wednesday, for discount and other bukinesti rltiank flours : From 9A.xto 3 P. JOHN HOLLINGER, PRESIVENT.: . - AMOS BOWMAN, cashier* DR. J. Z. HOFFER, DENTIST, I F. QL Nils. OF DENTALT SLIOGEILY, LATE OF 11ARRISBURCI. OFFIC Ei—Frant' street, next door to It Williams' Drug Store, 'betiveen LocuSt gad Walnut streets, Colunitiia. DANIEL G. BAKER, ATTORNEY AT LAW, . LANCASTER, PA. OFFICE :—No. 24 tNeiaXih.Etuirr.STßlEEM 9poeite. the Court Ifdusi,°*herailliir . tend to the practice of his profession:in all ite vetioue branches.. II S. TROUT, hi. • Offers his professional services to the citizens of Marietta and vicinity. OFFICE t—ln the Helmut formerlylocclipied by Dr. F. Hinkle, Market-st., Marietta. F- :F:Il t Physician and Surgeon. . .. lAV I NG removed to Columbia would em -,. brace this oPportunity of inforMincbis (inner patients and tardilieW id Mariettirand vicinity, that he can still be'consulted daily, between 2 and 3 o'clock .in , the afternoon, at the residence of Mr. Thomas Stenea. ~ d , , ci.t word left thlre will be promptly attentleCto Marietta, April 1, 1867.-tf. G.. W. - N7V - orr Surgeon Dentist, MARKET ETREET, ADJOINII " ,1 1 4 -4 {e. Spangler c& Rich's Store, s' ee'0ii4.46404 M ARIETTA,—P":4 LL Kinds of Blanks, Deeds, .44, rt ---- "7" .. -.4. -- r-c - 41;t r7lr — le - r - • • ---- r ---1 - - : - .-- ---- Ar . __ _.. , _... • - - , . ~1 -t, , , , , , ,:,.. t{ l' , - ''' l' '''''''.' r."' ' . ',.'• ' ' I; '' '' " ( 4 itv.- ' •'"' ' ? :..‘'. •: , •1 7 \_ .' "I ~ .aO. b. t. -- , jA. .' '' i'l' 41 '''' ''' . Cl' , —; '. ...."' ''' ' ' :4.. ' - a ' ' . 1, \ . ,-- ... '. ' '`-' X ....q 1 , ," . 71J .. .r , . ..„, ~, . ,.,: .„,,o, elit ..;:3 gl4w4 ;,%,--,* : 4 , -.;.- , Q". , .:;.,. / . , ~i.. ..i ,-. ~r.fi . i .v. , :!:,.f....,: , , 1 ,, i l'i.4 '' . .-,1; :!..;14 ,,,, :.1, .)§rz: , i ; ....',... . 7 • ..i. , — 7 - • - .. NM ME IBM The. Mariettian is publSA4weekly, at $1:50 a-year, payable rin,,advance. Office in "Lindsay's Building ,near the Post ,office corner, Marietta La ncaster county, Pa. • 0 Advertisements will be inserted=at the following rates r~ One , sguare,ten lines or less., 75 cents for the fiist insertion, or three times for $1:50. Profession al or Business Cards, of six lines or less, $5 a-year. Notices in the-reading,col umns, ten , cents a-line'; general ciduer tisements seven cents a-line for the first insertion; and for every additional 'in- Sertion; four cmts. A liberal deduc tion made to yearly advertisers. Having put up renew Jobber press and added a' large addition of job - type, cuts, border, etc.', willenable the cstab . . lishment to execute every desc . ription of . Plain and Fancy Printing, from the smallest card ,to the largest poStcr, at short notice and reasonable rates., Along a road two Irish lads One sunarner'S - dey were walking, 'And all the While, with laugliaiid shout, In lively 'strain wore talking. ..9; About the falri - about the .And who were best, at dancing; . White at each pretty ace they met Their eyes were brightly &acing. , . 4ad as thelystrode for many a,mile They grew in time quite frisky, .41nd now and then, from lip to lip, They passed..the darling whisky. - . At lehgth, beTore them m the,hedge The roadside view commanding, They saw, white sides letterd o'er, A mile atone3„s,a,ll.l.P.g• They read_andquic.kly doffeittheirrhats, With sorrow in their frees,; Then turning with reverential awe They stepped back several paces,. "Speak low, we're near the dead," said "His grave we'll not be troublin ; one, Old mao'sure:! 100, and His name is Miles frotn' Dublin "' THE ART OF BEING POLITE.--Firstfand forethost, don't ify to be golite.' spoil' all. .If yen, keep,pvera helming your guests . syoi, ostentatious , entreaties to, make Ahem.at L home,- they , will 'very: soon be gin to wish-they were there. bet them find out that you'are' hapOrta seeqheth by, your actions not by'Ybur words. Always remember to let bashful peo ple alone at'first ; itis-t.tisilyiailto set , them - at their ease::Tryingict draw them out, has somejitnetithe contrary effect of driving. ,them_ out--of the house. Leading the converationtie.sedengerons experiment. Better-followla 4 the'wake, and if'you waut to endearlyourself:to talkers, learn to listen well.. Nevermake I a fuss about au ; ythinknevertalleabolit' Y6freetf'—` l4 triltordMi t yr * PrieFretirefft composureononatter:what.salecisms or blunders may be coirimited., _ Remember .that it-ie a very, tootle!' proceeding. to lamebt that you can not ofK4 - Co yOstt• guests a better house, furniture, orift ands: It is fair to prejutrae, that ' tVe visit is to yon—not , to these surround- ings. Gite people 1 1 ' of themselvesi and- they. will tie' pretty sure to go away With a pleasant iinpre sion of your qualities. .0n 'Such•slendur wheels as these the, Whole fabric of socle ty „Aurae., ~ lt 4 ocii,,busities"..Ali t en , to keep ihenn.in perfect revolving Life 1111.4irated. - A QUEER WAGER.—The English are famous betters: A FreocfCpaper (the* French ..are always poking—lnn ~ at John will)'.givei the folloariag.sidialar bet at Brighton beta een Sir John— and Lord Off—. The first, who - . is,e..vry man, bet the other; who is a.tonof that be 8004 he , hippodrome. - A large numbarfof and gantleMnii„dtAndiiiryLwAit. s the ". proceeding:. 4ilierntheTiant.iind•pig.iny o met, 'the lattei f '; my. L=ord, 1 - ,am"ready - . , T a ke off your clothes. ' 411 , "AV.hat strip :myself-77 Yotr,don'tt. mean-;it • • iitto carry, you, but,not -a party-1 cle of your nlOthes: coed. It wpn'tdo,-disappoint -these. ladies and gantlerohn,"-- = LL „130..,iny „Liord, WAS infiezitile: blushed at thwthare, thought' costumeof - Vienne (t4ca,.dacidgitliat;Sir4ohn.i.i i pkd.:wom the: bettvS 11, %AWL Vfl bie 114:At . - 11.::,117114 .4rs .1% Vas z,tirni(ng,4•Algjo,, in JamaimiViten tffk-lititintitirtifddkftfirl •,•in anz. stror OM O. 190,•T0R§t34°.P%-il.qiille• "Won't yonilo2l,o , et 4' , 5v Bad , ' tffii‘"l36l.l;;., • A m ur.01...• t i ts citer griSILL-A11.4 113 *. -1- -• 5 - Paaa L, ~ ti Ott :r;,, ;.;_;;; ; . ", : , !,44.7a7 . 7 ; 4 7, --- 7 4 e; :FA= t-lk . 4nVtiltukut , Va , Dthatts. 4gurnat,,,lol, Att, out Colt,' t 3 4 1 . e:; 1)z:1T t-, 1231X1 4 =LA • • 1. " 1 ‘ ETT-A--1 1 1-9SATURDAY'APRILI3 '1867' , 1 . ~~_~ ~,~: MEM ENO s~E.~.ars. f~: - . t - jt'pa .. The Mite Stone. lIMI l: 1 n:, -4 ' , 4itrios Facts about , iil.-.47,;', • The' 'great' extent . Ivhich water with bo'die's, apparently the innit 'Bold, is `very woaderfnl.' = jThe glittering opal whiblibeantyweara as an ornament is only flint and "water:'' - Of every 1200 tans of earth'which a laddlciid'his in his - estate;'4oo ard Water.. The eho*OUTped summits of SnOwden 'and Ben Nevis Eievirinany'imillion tone Or Water in a solidified — forin."J‘ In - every plaster' of itatu'a, 'Whichlan :Italian carries through our streets for sale'..there - is'one „pcirind4o four.Po4de of chalk. .The,air ,wes;"ieigike contains five grafns.ofWater to each cubic foot of its,bulk. The „po tatoes and turnips which are boiled for our dinner, have, in their 'raw state, the one seventy-five per cent and the other ninety per cent. of water. If a man weighing 140 pounds were scineeed in , a 14diantic Tress, seventy , pounds Of water wouldrun out and only thirty five of dry residue reniain. A man is, chemi callyispeaking, forty five ponnds of car bon nitrogen, diffused through five and a half pallsful of .uter. In plents we .find water thus • mingling no-less i,won derfully. A surEflower evaporates one -and a-quarter pints of-water a' day, and a'qabbage about the sama qrantity. , A -wheat; plaut.exhales, in. 175 days; about 100,000Vgrains.. of water.. , . An • sere of growin,Twheat - on,thiscalculation, draws' .and passes ont.about ten tons of water per-day.- , The,sap.suf , plants is the-tmedi ;um, through which.this mass: of .fluid -is conveye,d. , , It forms .a, delicate. Tump, nPivilijAh ~the, watery articles; ram with the rapidity of a swift stream. By. the action of the sap Orions propepies_may beettainulaied. to the groWing' ;Zit. liMiArib`FranCele; fOr instance, dyed by,various colorsmixe4 with _water, nd sprinkled over the roots of the tree. Dahlias are also colpred by „a similar 13r.o.cociii• r ,1 4 THE s Vi r elt TO OBTAIN SMALLTEIEV—A 1 correspondent San Francisco furnish eittbe subjoined information=: I bad the pleasure of an introduction, the other evening, - to a Peruvian lady . of the " upper . crust," and was particurirly strt(cleiiill(the small - nen Or her feet and 4 `The - lady is a deep bruUUtte, has teeth as white , as Pearl, 6: - voice cirrlire sweetness; and, what will he' decidedly interesting to my male read6rs; is'mistress of a fortune of half a 'Sh'e' visits San Francisco for peitioin observing" our mariner's iid 'and pkrliapei pass few omA„ , i rineOf seintharieff. She refornia me - that' the lidids'Or `tinia are noted fcr their small feet, the seVi'dt th,at,the.ilfauts,?,f,the fentale,:es.x ; itißl l tk r g ° !•. ° 'Yule; aIPPPUktiPn of 'the 44.1 e 4,9°f..each : coP .494 general is tye e sufttop that many, women think that " 6 , 11 4at.'99449-C'f' aol . l [ 'Potpie, kstutuJof -Per4tAr k ,,t2 tfie, also -in' FAYO eA'a that a Sekm9llBPernYian sur geon is corning Francisco,; where he-expects toxreap a rich harvest eitry `lad 'the. tin z ie'stririirdiest eraneftiriebtli'y ineens of die ' - amputation;' and ne'nfinerheiit o i niy - one Weido Isinstom" of this ind' pretty generally in7,garis;spipe,,yeareitgo, 10.Pt.1-,R therePro ll eneible conl bi;isitil9Te of a surgeon.who hadAcqured Some rephtalion touchingg - this silly mu tilation. Ladies le on i gilif,Aiks.„Ens lieP - eruvian sarg,eon. DOUBTFUL CONSCIENTTOUSNESS.—An old Dutch pater in- ii-oeutinikisionlaouse in Dina:instil , somewhat famous for con icientioueness, occasionally sold some of the merchandise when the proprietors ahsebt.. a pretty good salesman,•and a good Judge of money; but is 06 9 - 4.h. 4 very suspigious, looking five -dollar bill, and when : tbeN.boolr:keeper took it, to = the ',bank, the banker Irefueed. it and pro noungpilOpaPl94,444,tAaid At. was an 'excellent' imitation . The book keeper returued,it to. the porter, and told liim ,to returp - it'to the pa'fty of . ,whcip he receiv About a week of oWircritie boOk 7 keeperlthinking he had tithe 'to see the party au get `atiotber, Jjitelaske4. the portertifzbef.hed-teturned the'spiriotts - V, v , gavd dat bill he didn't come ;around already, and,sonakdaya - It fink de bill vas goot, and soma's "T. Dull' it "VEL'S One :of dem dAys , l. fink limas Boot I pass him Oi .3401 t 4 says ob,domes hittilifedifib l ia" r el faith' in 'file ifftnek,of ate v 4 a' Ft -eit , t W PAM 3, hfrA o 4-n4AttiCa 0 f hap z , piness, a confidence in the integrity! of tWTolirdatton (if: all, happine4s, • .1 let 4 tenipotal.ing,_etvnAl, re,lAnce,,on tize -',,,. ei :::`;'.si 't-t,i , t tt il:,;.q. .->f a .-,:u ::7:. MESE m - 26aktticli.i IfitPw Mixon, of the London TiMiss, Ilia , 4 3 :9Pka: l .`; % e TW4 l n9ric! l :,o,P .a,s speaks of A.merican ladies • —"What de-, yew say no*, to Our ladies ?" said to.j.me; at bluff ; Yankee, as we sat last night under ,the veienda, hefeln'tlie tinter at 'Saratoga: "Ohikilming'," - Of neuree, I ati4gred, "pale;- delicate, dashing too, and' radie,nt." - '" Hon V' Cried lie,. putting up his hands ; " they` are just not Worth Ttiey can't' thliy . din% ride, they'can't nurse." "Al, •You-have Wife,o 'said 1, in d a Soulbing tone: wife he Shouted,' I - ellould kill her." "With kindnegs "Ugh!" he,answered, ":with; or, poker. Look at ,theseohits „here, dawdling by tjle foun tain.„- ,What arethey, doing now,- what have they donmalk day 2 . .. Fed and dress ed. They have changed their_clothes three times; and ,hed ,their,hair washed, conahwi and, curled three times. That is their life. Have tliey been out for a walk, for a ride ? klavp, they * read a hook, have they sewn mem ?„ No,t, a bit of it ,1 - .lnyvcbicyonr.., ladies _spend their time f" " They put on go , od:boets tuck up their skirts and hark away, through "the country I was in Hanitishire once ;"my host was' " a duke ; 'hie wife was — olit' 'before breakfast 'With clog's' 'on ' tier !tat ' and roses on her -cheeko elie rodoletlfeliiut, she walk ed to the copse a 'ditch 'would not frighten her, aliedge would' not tural her .back-Y, our- . `,W01901:1i. poor,. pale ",Coine," l I..‘saidr"they are 'very lovely.", "..Ugh-l" `said the saucy fellow 'they have no bone,no fibre; •1:1(1 juice;' they have only nerves, but, what can, you expect ? They. ' , eat pearlash for. they. drink ice +ls4r SU ;W.4 18 ' they ,wear tight steal, thin shoes and ,thiugs are not fit to ifye, and thank Gad, in a hundred.years, not one of their desuendants,milLfie, left PLAYING CANGS : --Cards were invented. In 1391; by Jacquemin Grnogenmour, to . amuse'kitig Henry of 'prance, who 'it . that time` was Mad.: The ace was Made the best cardin the pack, being derived from the French word "Argent." signifying t o money,rand i to show that a king could not gets.lCori:wittiont it, as a menial card backed by the ace would triumph over a king. The king's were called7,David, Alexander,- -Cmgar and• Charlemagne ; queena , were 'l:tanned Argine, Radhel,,Palliisanii , Jilditli'; the. varlets or knave's represented the squires .to the,kicge, and ''wrire named-LabsCelot, Ogier, Renayeani3.lEreettr ; ten's, 'riffled, -&e.,trefiresentedllie-lciot soldiers' 'The Aide -of:club - 8 vas soa risme& and lornied to-represent haloVer-lenf, rind' to Signify to the king Ahnta,,good ; genet*: ..would encamph . is,ermy ~where,,,pasturage -was ~The ace of..spades. represented halbertsthe carried bypt he: toptaoldiers ; Abe ciCEI . of diamond,s2gepresented the eads. of the arrows used.loy -tho cross bowmen, ; and,the_nos,of hearts represent ed the courage of , tbe knights. and: sol diers., ••• r . „ Beforeh`Beforea ebtf`rt of common pleas li.breach of ;Promise Case was recently under consideration. The breach be tweeifilie*Parties was apparent enough ; but as to the promise there , existed _a `oedoilbt uutil.the plain tiff set the matter tci right as' follows: "Diduriy ,bliebtvozinterkintci at. , pbsitive a greement,ltoimittry:youi,?'"' .."Not exact ly.;:laluthe!coustedtme an good Asia, and he : itold , roy,. sister Jane 'he - intended. te marryin-our family." TO BECOME THIN.—The following may be considered one i'jt 'Lb most succeed fal prescripliend in procuring leadnees falke"of'ailkieti , as palfalide 'you can par. ry ; of 'alibi; tv;Me' tioure i'oTifeeis;'five hours-; of .food; one -meat; or disappOin tedilokei one seasonq vfiblighted•frie-nor shiP, Et-dozeit =instatices. Let diode ingredientfit.be "mixed carefully - . with 'a considerable weight of debt, in a mind from ~vrhicti all religious ,remedies have been excluderi and excessive leanness will6ecrnquced ilrgr An eccentric old gentleman; &Mi: addieted Ao dihErlabit :sviear ing,.ymsi still "punctillioild in sfegaidr.Ao saying grace .atAks fam a Xertain Resik si ib,tb,e: gentleman.i 04 ae a F4!PPA , ,I4 a jqllY , wPitiler,;:iteetep tar Atli is, acquaintwece, .!sheyy sat down to dinner, and the - old gentle ..44l Thloto : man commented sayir.lg g.. rape ;, bat the Tro .41 , 1 . tr: capain, whose_atterition.bad been dt v6f.6e7lf6rrtrbeirridin dlic. lie it krthiv d gentleman spelillNlioutlit 4 fill; 4Ws 'Speak .1 ipjk t9,4ito; and, tasked.; "What'did—iyou say, squire 7" "Why,,,47-71 1, itel4au,i'lx! sa tog Man o'rt T,2: !ME =NEM ;rc =I r> tiz f4'-j' BRE JET. GREAT BASTAAN.77,SOI:OO,. four .months ; ago is thatrisstutof the --4111(lr -:igail Artisan Deo f 1- 2 th,: lB6 o=Xe atildi4o,4l,Alik9Et"C.P.q4nt9f considerable; l altkatione ; abqut, to, ~made ia. the' steagpihipAreat Easteria, so aS to, pre parejhat vessel for her new and nseful occupation of conveybag passeugors from' New York to Brest .(France), ; on their way to the-Paris-Exhibition. We now ; learn, from_ the English mechanical.jour-- nals; that all.projected alterations have' been made. The' interior -arrangements ofPthe Great,'.-Easterro , have ver-y, extensively altered ,by Masers. George .E9rrester 'tt 0,9., of the :Vauxhall:Finn ,dery, IJiverpoql, -whp have supplied new .boilerslor the serew t engines, -and a ; p,sw shaft for the, paddle engines ; ,tbeylfave also „built for hey ! . nse 14,60,1.5 team launch, 50 feet leng.by 20 feet wile. 4. steam steering apparat a has likewise tbeentintroduced.' The vast'spacetiiince -occupied ,brthe great tankii..of the At-- lei:4in -telegraph-cable has:been , fitted tfp with cabins,lterths, awl-state-rooms for passmage,rst; .these apartments are- lofty and convenient." In the -whole vessel there- are nom-berths• for - 3,500 passen gers. The lsaloon accommodations have also, been 'much -increased. The deck saloon is a splenAid apartment, - 140 -feet long and 24 feet wide ; and it will admit oVSOO persons -together: 'There are several-"smaller dining saloons; and altogetlier ':2f600 persone'rnar dlue at once. The , decorations'are:of l the 'most elegant ClMllieter; - The total'eutla'y for -this retitting^Will' verY'little shciit - of -$500;000. iThVgreat ship-is advertised - toleave - the-rive'r M.ersey for New York on:March 26th, anirte c ' omm'ence her re. urn trip (from this port)' On April 16th American ArtiscZii' LITERARY MAR RIA.GS.--.aire pVejtidi ueir,agaiersti Marriages with poets, novel: •and ,writers generally built ed any Iground,ofireadonr? -, You.rernereber how :.unhappy was - tßYronrs , thetriage; Shit ly'swiias no better. : -Milton's three rdir- Hags' were all unhappy. Campbell's wee wretched every way. What an angelic patience Torn Moore's possessed ! How often must - her haire, - kein wrung' 'by her husband 'as well ae , children,'!— You lidovVlibw Unfortunately all turn ed out. Sit EdWard Eiulyier Lytton' is separated` Noel : his wife. Mrs.Norten hits 'quitted'' - her husband. - Haney komble has' fled hers. Hogers, Pope, MaCitileY',and Hume all remained beat elorS.°' 'Coletidge re - ft his Wife to starve Charles Lamb kept gout Of' the%oose• Addison married, and found consolation only in the bottle ; and by a strange co incidence, Lord Stowel (so closely re sembling Addison in so many particulars) lived happy until late in life, when he Married a lady bearing the same title as the woman who poisoned Addlson's years. Swift ,neyor married, Boling broke quarreled and_ parted from his wife: Neither Pitt nor For wetikrtiar rie& Irving was unmarried. , ''Both of S .ridan's marriage's - - were <nUhappy• hakspearet will is supposed‘to exhibit evidence °fan unhappy Marriage r; OUR TOBACCO SMOKERS.—The descend ents of the A nglo•Saions are.well known to be the most inveterate smokers of the human , family: While six swirthy Abo rigines content themselves with 'sharing the;wiff of one pipe, six pipes will scarce ly keep , oneogankee . steatning -opera tion. 4.At a Ufa antilyz'aticin of all classes oftobaccirat the Adademy of Science int - Paris, it was announced that Ameri can tobacco contained eight per cent, of nicotine, a deadly: poison finison ; Havana to bacco contains thyeeßei cent.;, and Ohin garori tobacco, grown in the Indies con tains no nicotine Wheteier.The natives of the Indies are constant smokers of the thiliArdia; and never suffer s -' the ills which follow the use of tobacco in other far , 'said , an Irishman to his felloW servant, "what are the bells ring. : "In honcir ,of the Princeim' s ` birthday," was the reply. "Bel'easy,jew ill,'" 'reloine'd - Pat, "noiliii dr . our upon travellers; "'twits 'the""Prinde of INTAIQA on ; the 9th, zand , bow- can it -4. be bislisterls,twelv,ellays after, ,unless; in- Patrick,, "Sure " Said' Patrick, rubbing Ilia liold'aftti delight at'the ProstiO4 of y present from his en2ploYer, " I always ntenelo . d,o,,,myobty.l l .;"libeliayo ypp," 11921i(dittheAepployet, "anAlthareforealz Shall make;yowapresent of,alll,eu t ltave, akeleik , fro% me l sturing , the a past fearik "Thank your hOnor,";„replied Itat„,etaudi may all your friendrand acquaintances i are t' :1g43; Afar Parties at ci•clead 'lock stratrld easz, tricate themselves with a skeleton key "VOL,3 •, 'Nothing is so unreasonable as folly. : 11pring.,r,nay,h.eregarle& as unpopu lar sheet music, it is usually a base solo. Why is I3ingen in Germany .like a pig's.brietles? Itie on the Rhine,- When ie a fowl's neck like a bell ? When it is rung for dinner. Why is the, sun like a good loaf 2 Be eafide it is not light`until it rises, A calm man is like a schoolmaster be cause he keeps-cool. The newe, gooe-oyer the ocean by go ing under it. An exchange reports the murder of a young woman by means of a soothing Those whose friends are few know their worth. • " Yet's() kently e'er me stealing;' • aithe man said when the - bed-bug crawl ed over his back. He who pays more attention to his hat than his head, shows which , ismost `prized What is the , difference, between a std . dier and a bombshell ? Why one- goes to wars and the other goes to picces. He who would live peaeably with all men, must first learn to govern his own spirit A great part 6f wisdom lies in the choine'of Ouinbinpanione, fox' what they 'ere; they-will make -us also: , . The heighth industrywe know a girl BO industrious 'that - when she ha nothing else to do she knifs her brows. Peace and harmony can be maintained only by mutual kindnesA and forbearance. A tale bearer may embroil a whole com munity in strife. . • •• . _ • .; : ...,41 1 .4iffer e nce bet.weenjair ladies and the ladies' fair is, that one, steals men's ,bearts and ,the other the contents of thejr.Rockets. •, • - • 'Tell the trath and shame thirdeviV' We, know lots.of:Jpeople who.owi shame the•devil easy snuff, bat. Vother , thing bothers 'em A queer thing is - an accommodation note when you Ify to work "it off. If you can't sell 'it, yon cancel it, sod If can-eel-it, you can't sell' it. It is said that some wine merchant, haying persecuted Lord Derby into test , a ing wine, claret or sherry, which was to keep off the gout, got his reply : "I have tasted your wine, and I prefer the gout." A doctor's wife attempted to move him by, tears. "Ann," said he, " tears etre useless. I have analyzed them. ,They contain a little phosphate of lime, - some cholerate of sodium and water." A lady being asked to waltz, gave the followiog sensible and appropriate an swer " No, I thank you sir, I have hug ging enough at home." The drunkard's face ispften as round and fiery as the full moon, but there is this difference between them, the moon becomes full only once a month; but the drunkard is full almost every day. Use sin as it will use you ; spare it not for it will not spare you ; it is your murderer and the murderer of the world, Use it therefore as a murderer should be Used, kill it before it kills you. Mrs. Partington says the only way to prevent steamboat, explosions ie to make the engineers bile the water on shore. It's her opinion, all bustin is done by cooking the steam onboard. An unwashed street boy being asked what made him so dirty, replied : "I was made, as they tell me, of the dust of the ground, and I recktin it is just cow work. ing,out." 36. Stuff for Smiles. A Qhicago man who had not been Out of the 'city for years, fainted away in the pure air of the country. He was only resuscitated by putting a dead fish to his nose, when he slowly revived, ex claiming, " That's_good—it smells like home I" ..On Saturday last some of the ladies of the Union Mission Association visited &family in whose house they found a lit- Ufa: boy- standing up in a beer keg. They asked how he came there, and were told that he had nothing to wear, and - did not - want to lie in bed all the tune; He was therefore pat in the keg, so that he Could see what was going on around him. ,-What city in France is a man about toe visit when he goes to ge . t. married ? He is going . to Havre (have her). An old bachelor being asked the question, promptly replied "To Rouen" (ruin.) od fi l iotelbb.ChelO`r who was courting a - y - 6ring lady by the name of Anna, re plied that he was not only going to Hay re, but alaoloHa,yaqs. (have Anna).
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