The Mariettian. (Marietta [Pa.]) 1861-18??, April 02, 1864, Image 1
BY FRED'K L. BAKER. D LHOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS, Prepared by Dr. C. M. Jackson, Philadelphia, Pa. IS NOT A BAR-ROOM DRINK, OR A SUBSTITUTE FOR RUM, Or an Intoxicating Beverage, but a highly con centrated Vegetable Extract, a -Pure Tonic, free from alconolic stimulent or injurious drugs, and will effectually curd Liver Complaint, . Dyspepsia, and Jaundice. 11091 1 LAVEt'S GE11111.411 BITTERS WILL CURE EVERY CASE OF Mimic or Nervous Debility, Disease of the Kidneys, and Diseases arising from a Disordered Stomach. onsEavE THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS resulting from disorders of the digestive organs: Constipation, In ward Piles, Fu.ness ur blood to the Head, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn, Disgust for Food, Full*s or weight'in the Stomach, sour eructations, sink qng or fluttering of the Pit of the Stomach, swimming of the Head, hurried and difficult areathing, fluttering at the heart, choking or suffocating sensations when in a lying posture, dimness of vission, dots or webs before the sight, fever and dull pain in the head, defici ency of perspiration, yellowness of the skin and eyes, pain in the side, back, chest, limbs, &c., sudden flushes of heat, burning in the flesh, constant immaginings of evil, and,great,de pression of spirits. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS WILL GIVE YOU A Good Appetite, Strung !'serves, Healthy Nerves, Steady Nerves, Brisk Feelings, • Energetic Feelings, Healthy Feelings, A Good Constitution, . • A Strong Constitution, A Healthy Constittitiot A Sound Constitution WILL MAKE THE WEAK STRONG, Will make the Delicate Hearty, Will make the Will make the Depressed Lively; Will make the Sallow Complexion Clear, Will make the Dull eye • Clear and Bright. Will prove a blessing in .every family. - altotCwr be udeilcivitilieviiscorxikale or Female, Old or Young. 1-',I.Ii,TIC ;1,1-% NOTICE. There are many preparations sold outlet the name of Bitters, put up in quart bottles, com pounded of the cheapest Whiskey or common Bum, costing from 20 to 40 cents per gallon, he taste disguised by Anise or Corianderseed. This class of Bitters has caused and will con .inue to cause, as long as they can be sold * .tundteds to die tte death of a drunkard. by their use the system is kept continually under the influence of alcoholic stimutuots of the worst kind, the desire for liquor is createt and kept up, and the result is all the horrors at tendant upon u drunkard's lite and death. Be ware of them. For those who desire and will have a liquor bitters, we publish the following receipt: Get one bottle Hog /lanes German Bitters and mix with three quarts of good Whiskey or Brandy, and the result will be a preparation that will far excel in medicinal virtues and true excellence any of the numerous liquor bitters in the market, and will cost -much less. You will have all the virtues of Roofiand's Bit ters in connection with a good article of liquor and eta much less price then these inferior preparations will cost you. DELICATE CHILDREN. Those suffering from maramus, wasting away, with scarcely any flesh on their bones, are cured in a very short time; one. bottle in such cases, will.have most surprising effect. bk:BILITY, Resulting from Fevers of any kind—these bit ten will renew your strength in a short time. Favna AND AGSM—The chills will not re turn if these Bitters-are used. No person in a fever and ague district should be without them From Rev. J. Newton Brown, D. D.. Editor of the Encyclopedia of Religious Knowledge. Although not disposed to favor or recommend Patent Medicines in general, through distiast of their ingredientetind effects ; f yet know of no saki nt reason why a man ma) not tea tify to the benefits liebelieves himself to have received from any simple preparation, in the hope that he may thus contribute to the bene- At of others. I do this more readily in regard to Hoofland's German Sitters, prepared by Dr. C. M. Jackson because I was prejudiced against them for a number of years, under the impression that they were chiefly an alcoholic mixture. lam indebted to my friend Itob't Shoemaker, esq., for the removal of this prejudice by proper tests, and for encouragement to try them, when suffering from great and long debility. The use of three bottles of these bitters, at the be ginning of the present year, was followed by evident relief, and restoration to a degree of bodily and mental vigor which 1 had not felt for six months before, and had almost dispair ed of regaining. 1 therefore thank God and my friend for directing me to the use of them. J. NEWTON BROWN. Philadelphia, June 23, 1362. ATTENTION, SOLDIERS. AND THE FRIENDS OF SOLDIERS We call the attention of all having relations or friends in the army to the fact that " Hoof land's German Bitters" will cure nine-tenths of the diseases induced by privation and ex posues incident to amp life. In the lists published almost daily in the newspapers ' on the ; arrival of the sick, it will be noticed that a very large proportion are suffering from de bility. Every case of that kind can be readi ly cured by Hooftand , s Gelman Bitters. We hare no hesitatior , in stating that, if these bit ters are freely used among our soldiers,, reds of lives might be saved that otherwise wodld be lost. The proprietors are daily receiving thankful letters from sufferers in the army and hospi tals,who have been restored to health by the use of these Bitters, sent to them by their friends. Beware of counterfeits l See that the sig nature of “C. M. Jackson," is on the wrapper of each bottle. PRI OR'S. Large Size, $1:00 per bottle, or dozen for $5. Medium size, 75c per bottle, or 1 dozen for $4 The larger size, on account of the quantity the bottles hold, are much the cheaper. Should your nearest druggist not have the article, do not be put oil by any of the intoxi cating preparations gist may be offered in its place, but send to us, and we will forward, securely packed, by exoreks. Pnncipat Offics and Manufactory, No. 631 ARCH STRF.ET. JONES & EVANS, _(Successors to C. M. Jackson & Co : ,) ' - Privrt store. For-sale ! by tliuggists and,,Deilers in. every )son is the United Apitte• (may 301.1 TJ4t 1,111 arttltunt ''it.trcrtgent VennsAaitia t'aurnal: cote fu yittratart, g eztuZtuxe, tlll5 of the gag, Intal cafuttiligenct, fr. K UNKEL'S CELEBRATED BITTER WINE OF IRON. Bitter Wine of Iron. - Bitter Wine of Iron. Bitter Wine of Iron. . The Great Tonic The Great Tonic The Great Tonic The Great Tonic For Dyspepsia and Indigestion, For Dyspepsia and Indigestion, For Dyspepsia and Indigestion, For Dyspepsia and Indigestion. For weak Stomachs and General Debility. For weak stomachs and General Debility. For weak stomachs and General Debility. For weak stomachs and General Debility. Reliable and sure to do good, Reliable and sure to do good, Reliable and sure to do good, Reliable.and sure to do good, And cannot do Haim. And cannot do Harm. And cannot do Harm. And cannot do Harm. It COMB but little and ptirities the blood, It costs but little and purifies the blood, It costs but little and purifies the blood, It costs but little and purifies the blood, We now only ask a Trial We now only ask a Trial We now only ask a Trial We now only ask 8, Tria Of this valuable Tonic. Of this valuable Tonic. Of this valuable Tonic. Of this valuable Tonic. Only 75c. and One Dollar per Bottle. Only 76c and $1 per Bottle. Orly 76c and $1 per bottle. Only 75c and $1 per Bottle. Manufactured solely by S. A. KUNKEL 8r Bro. No. 11S - Market-st., Harrisburg. None genuine without their signature. For sale by Dr. DEANE &I CO., Market-st., Marietta, Pa., and by all respectable Druggists throughout the country. [2,26w CDr_ Beaxs a (=Ye- Co_ WOULD TAKE THIS Method of informing their patrons and friends that they have just received aiff COMPLETE AND WELL SELECTED CHEMICALS, TOILET ARTICLES, DYE-STUFFS, PERFUMERY, &C. Also, a well assorted stock of Coal Oil Lamps, Shades, Globes, Burners, &c„ Inks, Pens, Paper' and Envelopes, Fresh Seidlitz Powders, Citrate of Magzesia, Cologne of the• best quality, Hair Oils, Pomades, Sago, Tapioca, Bermuda - Arrow ROM, Pure Thin Stout, Ground Spices, Pocket Books, Soaps, Combs, Brushes, Gum Rattles, Bails and Rings, Taylors' Shaving Compound, Burn'ett's Cocoaine and Kallistm, Flavoring Extracts of Lemon, Vanilla, Pine Apple, Rose, Strawberry and Al mond, Infant Powder, Powder and Putt - Boxes, Balm of a Thousand Flowers, &c., &c., Sze. Farni y Receipts carefully compounded Prescriptions correctly filled at all hours. r.P. Calls answered by the Doctor at all hours NEW AND FRESH DRUGS. CY,-. r iteneu.. ~s.tanclls, Zatttzset to fir. granftlin itt(Ufat. Pruß. LANDIS having purchased the entire interest and good w ill of Dr. F. Ilinkle , s g Store, would take this opportunity to in form the citizens of Marietta and the public generally, that having just received from Phil. adelphia a large addition to the old stock, he will spare no pains to keep constantly on hand thp best and most complete assortment of eve rything in the drug line. a got of fuel) loiief articles, consisting in part of German, French and Eng lish perfumery, Shaving Soaps and Creams, Tooth and Nail Brushes, Buffalo and other /lair Combs, Bair Oils, Pomades,etc. Port Monies, Pocket Books, Puff and Powder Boa es, te,, te. The celebrated Batchrlor's HAIR ;D, DeCosta's and other Tooth Washes,lndia Cola- gogue, Bart v's Tricoperous, tot the hair, Bay Rum,Arnold's ink, large and small sized bot tles, Balm of a Thousand Flowers, Flour 01 Rice, Corn Starch, Heckei's Farina, all kinds of pure Ground Spices, Compound Syrup of Phosphate, or Chemical food, an excellent ar ticle for cronic dyspepsia'and a tonic in Con sumptive cases, Rennet, fur coagulating milk, au excellent preperation for the table ; Table Oil—very fine—bottles in two sizes. Pure Cod Liver Oil. All of fiael's perfumery,pomades, soaps, 84c. His Kathstiron or Flair Restorative is now everywhere acknowledged the best. A LARGE ASSORTMENT OF BOOKS AND STATIOIVARY. Sheet Music always on hand, and procured by weekly orders from the city. Having secured the services of Mr. Harrison Roth, formerly of the firm of Grove & Roth, he feels confident that he can accommodate as well as please his numerous patrons and friends. Old Port, Sherry and I.llndeira Wines and Brandies for medical purposes. The Doctor can be professionally consulted at the store when not engaged elsewnere. I[3- Remember the place, 'opposite the Psto Office, formerly Doctor kiinkle s. D R. WHITTIER, 65 ST. CH A ELES*ST., IDET WEEN SIXTH AND SEVENTH STREETS, T. LOUIS, MISSOURI. ESPECIAL ATTENTION TO CHRONIC DISEASES, Dyspepsia, Consumption, Liver Complaint, Diarrhea, Piles, &c., and all Female Complaints. DR. W. will send his Theory of Chronic Dis eases, for 6 cents, to, pre-pay postage. Symptom lists for any disease, forwarded. Medicines forwarded to any post office in the United States Post Office Box, 3092. St. Louis, August 1, 1863.-Iy. TOBACCO, CIGAR & SNOB STORE, Opposite the Cross Keys Hotel, MARIETTA, PA. THE undersigned would rospectfully inform the public that he still continues, et the old stand, corner of Second and Walnut Streets, direCtly opPosite the Cross Keys Hotel, to keep on hand and for sale, all kinds of cigars from Half Spanish up, in prices from $6, $7 $2O to $BO per thousand. TOBACCO.—Nattual Leaf, Excelsior Cavendish, Oranoko Virginia, Con gress Vine Spun Ladies Twist, Coarse Spun Twist, Eldorado, Jewel of Ophir tobacco, An derson's best Fine-cut. All kinds of fine,Ck . gariiiianufactured of imported stock. SLTES HALF SPANISH. Rappee Snuff antLall kinds Fancy P Smoking Tobacco. Scent4sotiffs, Fisle-clitipes; Cigar Tubes, fee. Tjaii.4(l,'6B STOCK OF Drugs, JACOB A WISNER'S MARIETIA, PA., SATURDAY, APRIL 2, 1864. itubli>der ebtrE Zaturba - 22 INorninl oFFIrECntILL's Row, Front Street, five • I • doors below Flury'e Hotel. TERMS, One Dollar a rear, payable in ad vance, and if subscriptiors he not paid within six months $1.25 will be charged, but if de layed until the expiration of the year, $1.50 will be charged. ADVERTISING RATES: One square (12 lines, or less) al cents for the first insertion and 25 cents far each subsequent insertion. Pro fessional and Business cal ds, of six lines or less at $3 per afintn. Nottcls in the reading col unins, fire cents a-line. Itlarriagesand Deaths; the simple announcement, I:REE j but for any additional lines, five cenisa line. A liberal deduction made to yearly and half yearly advertisers. Having recentled added a large lot of new Job and Card type, Cuts, Borders, &c., to the Job Office of "The Mariettian," which will insure the fine execution of all kinds of Jon & CARD PRINTING, from the smallest Card to the largest Poster, at prices to suit the Wafpas. LOVE'S TEST BY= EMILY J. MACKIN "And, above all, Amy, send and keep Howard away. Remember you are, pale and faded, while she is young and fair; you are frank and guileless, she is the most consummate flirt 1 ever saw. For give me if I speak too plainly. But, a year ago, I saw a heart broken, a lover false, for this same siren's sake; and saw, too, the false wooer punished by her scorn later; so my heart fears and trembles when I know your quiet dove cot is to be invaded, and I risk even your frown to warn, you." I had pondered over this sentence for nearly an hour, till every word seemed burned into my heart. I knew it was not true affection that dictated the harsh lines; that my cousin Mabel, soured by disappointment, would have denied me the one ray of light in my cheerless life, il-she--eould-havii-done sd, and, failing in this, was only too ready too dash the poison of doubt into my cup of hope. Send. Howard away ! Where, on what pretest? Was I afraid to trust his love when he had so proved it? after twelve long years, hi had come to me gain. My father lay iu the church ya.r , and Howard had come home, rich and courted, to seek out again his pale, pia'cousin, and tell her of his constant lov , y cousin Mabel knew the story, and ta when' she wrote to me of Kate Herring toutp visit, she knew how cruelly she wasi wounding me. This same Kate•was ce of my father's, born in England, ti,ted, by turns, in every larks city ktorpe, and 'now coming home on a to her kinsfolk. Mabel • had met in• Paris, and she was with her when took it into her wayward head to se the "old maid cousin," in. B wrote me her self-invited proposal. uld scarcely decline the visit, and tinewer had drawn forth Mabel's a tu edue visi her Ka go anal I ca l my lotto vas useless to ponder over it, so I aside, and tried to forget it. Yet, in the evening I stood, circled by ,rd's arms, by the mirror , in my wee whir, I felt the ,words stinging me.' I who, How was ale and faded. Fourteen years of toil• nd care had wasted my form, thin= ned y cheeks, and •driven ,the lustre from my • eyes. While Howard bad: gro handsomer,, broader, more. manly. and raceful ;. while the stamp of intel lect' •ad made his clear dark eyes more ear' at and beautiful, bad set its noble sera n his lip and brow, I had let sor row rid hopelessness crush, me, till, be side is vigorous manhood, I was a faded, wort:less flower. H saw that I was sad, and was more than usually bright and cheerful, till I foubd myself talking of books and papers with my old relish; found that he was opeinine my heartsand feeding my mind as itt:the days of "Auld lang syne." .46116i , ceitne themex4.4l.a.yosnd Llaugb ed at my fears. - I hadlancied her a tall brunette, with dashing manners and marvelous beauty ; she was a fair, pretty girl, with large, gray eves, soft brown hair, and quiet, almost shy manners. As for flirting with Howard, she scarcely noticed him. To me she was caressing and loving, winning me to admire her, to wonder at the power of her large eyes, and listen eagerly to the music of her fresh, sweet voice. With ber shy, graceful manner, her gentle touch, her soft, beseeching eyes, she fairly magnetized me, and when she had lulled every doubt, driven back each suspicion; she began her game. I know now bow she lost her heart to Howard. She fully appreciated his talents, beauty, and manliness, and, above all, his wealth.. Brought nit() worship gold, she 49y0 down, in spirit:before his bank account, and determined to win him. Very con temptuously she regarded the pale, faded old maid who' stood in the way; but it was better to blind her than openly bid her defiance. I understand now, though I did not then, the soft cooing voice in which she invariably addressed Howard ; the de ference to his opioious ; the gentle femi nine ways sLe affected for him. Every art of dress, too, was brought into play, and the soft cashmeres, the rich lustre less silks, the flue laces, were each and all part of the battery besieging his heart. Then walks were planned, at hours when she knew I. was engaged ; she would watch for him, and admit him without calling me down, and, at last, painfully and slowly, I awoke to the truth. fsaw how her voice in song held Howard enthralled; I marked how de ferential his tone was to her; and I clasped my misery closely into my heart and drew aside from the unequal con test. What, was Ito battle for my love with her ? No ; better to let my crushed heart die silently, than to give him pain by showing its bleeding agony. So I. drew back, pleading .a thousand engage ments to avoid being a third ; I opened the piano to let her pour,forth , her won derful voice in song ; I feigned weari ness to leave, them alone; and, if I grew paler and sadder, were not her charms lovlier by contrast ? If my eyes drooped wearily,hers burned and flashed, or melted and softened with magical beauty. I remember well, one evening, when, with no light but the rays of the full moon poured into the room, Kate sat down to the piano. Softly, like a far off echo of dream.land, the notes trick led from the pliant fingers ; dreamily, with the dadences melting into one an other, she played one of Beethoven's symphonies, the heavy bass chords soft end and mellowed, that no harsh burst onid tieak the soothing spell. I. who cOnidliever master the intrioaoies,of in- strnmental send% and who nonsiderefi it a feat to. Play, thft,‘Pco.alrY34,44, of a song, listened wonderingly to the, liter- velous command she had won over the keys, till the soothing spell held me qUiet, lost, wrapt hi the delicious har monies. A long sigh from Howard roused me. He, too, loved music, and I could see, by the moonlight, how he was drinking in these sweet •sounds. Softly I stole away. After a time this mniic ceased, and still it was long before I heard him go out Then, flushed. and triumphant, Kate came to my side. Her good-night kiss was given hurriedly, and, as she left my room, I could hear her whisper, "lie loves mei He loves me 1" softly, as if not meant for my ear. Ah ! my blind folly ! I let the days slip by without one effort to regain the heart that seas my sheet-anchor for this life ; drooping in My loneliness, trying to make his happiness my reward, and never watching the dear face to see if it flashed its old look of love upon me. One hot day, when the twilight was gathering, I lay on the parlor sofa, tired and languid, sick with suffering. Kate bad gone to ride with some friends, promising to be , back for Howard's eve ning call. As I lay, musing sadly, some body bent over me, kissing me fondly, and the voice that made my heart's mu sic spoke, "Amy, darling, you are ill, and keep ing it from me. I have watched you, day after day, trying to conceal your pain, growing pale and sad with some hidden suffering. yau creep from me till I fear we are drifting far away from each other. Oh i, my love, my wife, why is this? Who shobld share your 'pain but me? Who should comfort you if you deny me ? I am" sick with pain to see you so estranged. Tell me, Amy, why you are so white and sad? I had hoped tia , let.my love itto circle -nor.- life, that the,past sorrow, should tte_forgot ten, the long wit ter of your youth be gladdened by, the coming summer.— Amy," and his tone melted into a pathos that stirred my very soul, "have I been mistaken ? Have you ceased to love me ? You are so good,: so pure, and your life has seemed eo saintly and set apart, tell me if my worldly self, full of this life's cares, sorrows, and joys, has become repugnant to you.? Tell me the truth, Amy, if you break my heart." And with bitter, repentant tears, I told him all the truth, sparing none of the degrading suspicions, none of bitter doubts, bumbling myself to his very feet to be lifted to his heart again, to cast out all fear and doubt, to know truly how Kate's witcheries had but ruffled the surface of his heart, while I lay buried in its inmost recesses. Hark I As I write, the dear step ie coming toward me, the clear voice rings out my name, the loyed music sinks down into my soul, and I throw aside my , pen to greet my husband. CAPITAL ANSWER. ' , A professor of universal knowledke" had a prince, who suddenly came in upon the pretender, and put his wisdom to the test : "So thou 4nowest all things," said the Ring; "then tell me to-morrow morning these three things only, or thOtt 'shalt lose thy head. "First—how many baskets of earth there are in yonder mountain ? Second ly—how much is the king worth ? And, thirdly, what is the king , thinking of at the time." The professor was distressed beyond measure, and in his apartments rolled upon the carpet in agony, for he knew that he must die on_ the morrow. His servant learned the trouble and offered to appear before the king and take his, chance of answering the questions. The next morning, the servant, clothed in his master's robes, presented himself to his majesty, who was deceived by his , appearance, and the king proceeded "Tell me, now, how many baskete of earth are in yonder mountain ?" "That dependaupOn circamstances.—, If the baskets are as large as the moun tain, one will hold it ; if half as large, two . ; if a quarter, four; and , so on." The king had to be satisfied and,pro needed— "Now tell me,how much the king is worth." "Well yoar majesty, the King of Heaven and Earth was sold for thirty pieces of silver, and I conclude you are worth one piece." This was so witty'an escape, that the king laughierand went on : • "Now. once more, tell me what I am thin/Ling. of," • "You are now thinking that,you are talking with the professor, whereat 4t i? .nly his servant" • .„ Well done;' 8 4 1 4. 1 441Eint,,‘Yoti 4 411 e your rewa* apt vi r l o st ir i g t o a vitae :Ms head.n - - VOL. 10.--NO. 35. Romance in Real Life. The Chicago Journal says a gentleman on his way from St. Louis to this city, one day last week, entered into convey sation with a lady of quiet and pleasant demeanor, who sat behind him, and in the course of the conversation learned that she was going to China& in search of employment. She came upon the train at a small' station beyond Soliet, where - elle stated she had leen visiting fora few days with a family in humble circumstances, to whom She was related by marriage. The gentleman was very symthitletic and much interested, and gradually her story all came , out. She was a widow ; her husbdud left ber al most penniless. Two or three weeks ago she left her home Itocheztsr, New York, to coma west and obtain employment ; she had tried. by advctr-, tieing to obtain a situation of Opq sort. in Chicago, but in vain ; she was, a good 'seamstress, a fair teacher of ,the piano forte, and was . .ficquainted • with the,. French and German-languages: The gentleman very kindly and cour teously informed -.her': that she ought, to. get alusband ; she replied that whjle at her own home the thought was too, repugnant so soon after husband's death,, but that she had felt differently since coming West and realizing how com pletely alone and unassisted she was in a strange country. The result was that her new-acquain tance went deliberately to work, gave her a complete account of • himself and business, and his list of worldly posies sions, and wound up by offering-her his hand in marriage. She accepted in• Abe same spirit, and, on arriving in Chicago they were married forthwith. Yester day the gentleman returned to St. Louie with - his : bride, lcroldrig 'as - 'happy ,e, a king, and the lady no less so, We trust they may continue to be so, despite the words of the poet : "If you ever should marry, remember to wed A handsome, plump, modest, street-spoken', well bred, r. And sensible maiden of twenty instead, Of a widow, whose husband is recently dead !" A SUFFICIENT Raesmi:—Shutter, the famous comedian, was never without , a joke or a whimsical story. He• used to give the cries of London on his annual benefit at the theatre; and,the day he fore one of these benefits, be Wowed through several streets a men w,hose euy of .his wares was. peculiar. At lag Shutter stopped him and told him bp was Ned• Shutter, and had followed him half an hour in hopes to hear him cry his usual cry. "Why, Master Shutter," said the man, "my wife died' this morn ing., and I cannot cry." • Or A poet lecturer (Saxe very like ly,) was congratulated, the other day, on the pleasures of popularity. "Don't you find it pleasant," said a pretty- wo man, "to be surrounded by a crowd of la dies in the way you were last night after the lecture ?" "Yes," said - -, smiling the acknowledgement of the compli ment; "but it would be vastly pleasant er to be surrounded by one." . . eir "Men are made in the image of God." Gentlemen are manufactured .by tailors, barbers, and bootjacks. , "Woman is the last and, most perfect work of God." Ladies are the produc tions of silk-worms, milliners and dress makers. ar "Ma," said the pride of the fami ly, an urchin who had seen some seven summers, "do you know why is our torn cat like a poet ?" Ma didn't. "Why," exclaimed the precocious pet, "don't he go out moonlight nights and invoke the mews ?" • It.is a singular fact that the as tonishing power of water in converting one pint of milk into a quart was not known 'until some few years since. It is thought that .a persevering milkman first made tho discovery. Go- Voltaire says, "A. physician is an unfortunate gentleman, who is every day called upon to perform a miracle— to reconcile health with intemperance." oar A romantic youlig man says that a woman s heart is like the moon—it ch*ngis, 'continually, but alimys has a gir Delights . Jerrold calls woman's arms "the serpents that whid 41111011 t man's neck, killing his best resolution." "All things from above are not blessings," as the man, said when extra lofiche of snow apdfica slightest whit or - What, la the 'diffkirfeug, betaisen one's month and , abandbox ? Not mach ; either ie a good puce to pat a rat' jn.