BY FRED'K L. BAKER. 11..I.00FLAN D'S 6ER NIAN BITTERS, .411 9 reparccl by Dr. C. M. Jackson, Ar Philadelphia, I'a. IS NOT A liA DRINK, OR A SUBSTITIT l'El .FOR. RUM, Or an Intoxicativg Beverage, but u highly con centirsteti VegelgUlu Fai tuctot Pure 1 . 4 n:c, free.froon alcoautte atimiiient orii ju iius thug., stul,wrtl alL.,cl/ ally cure, Liver Complaint, '" *.2.77Apepsia, . Jaundice ; ; heintillOt GERATADI BITTE3S CURE EVERY CASE. OF Chronic or Ice:cons Debility, Disease of the 44 nue)* and Discs Set arising 'from a Stomach. Disoldeied ensEnvu TILE rocrowiNa'sviitprofis resulting from disorders of the digestive organs: Cotistipation,qh ward riles, flt.llOSii or mood to ,1 e Head, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea, Ile - bttrtW Disgust for rotiii,' , Yultriess or i ) it wet ht in the Stomach, sour eructations, sink- Ii;" Or 'fluttering - of the ...Pit of the Stomach, f 'Aiming of the Head, hurtled and difficult reathing, ' 4 die! leg at t Ili. heatt.:rtio s i lig or Suffocating sensations when in a lying posture, dimness of cession, dots or webs before the sight, fever atidAlilll painliC fife hend,llollci eney of perspiration, ,yellownesi of the sk to end eye*, pain iitiliel side; -bate ; ' ehest, .limbs, Ate., sudden flushes of hest, burning in the flesh, constant inuntiginifigs 6f "o:til., uni great de pression of spittts, ROMANO'S GERMAN * BITTERS k.„:. ; , 7— , Iv' la. st V E ,You. 4.14 4lneC"e7 ?Jag esve. , tititilyedVatthm! es, i • :- % .4 •74 l ifyte e t tS e t elinirs, incrActre 4A!ekilgs, • iiiiittht reellnB"si A Good C4pstitutionl 4 , ll. str bnZ Cobstittition, A. liealthyp' (institution, A &knit, cdnehnikin WSLL NI A 1.; 8,T1.! E : t; A bTp.ON Will make the Delicate Meaty, Wrill mak the WilOrl LI ? Will ke the Sallow Complexion Clear, wig g oe the pun e,,e Clear and Bright. Depressed Lively, Er ill prove a blessing in eveiy o.2 4 Cinlbe.used•witli.perfeet Ouje.ty,by inale or kenale, Old or Youno. AWN CU I , N 0110 P. frfiere are :Luny , preparations soid under the 'Jame of hitters, put up in quart heti les, coin pounded Cl the cheapest It. itis,:ey fir CWllll'Oll ROM, costing rivet :X to 41) cents I.er the toste by Anise or Coriander se a. This elate of Him rs has cuusi d and will cell tinue to CaUSe, as luny as they can be sold, hendreds tie death of u drunkard. - their use the system is kept continually and r the: influence of alcoholic st:rnu u..ts of the Worst kind, the desire for liquor is create I and kept up, atid the resii.t is WI tilt hoirors t 'ancient upon a drunkard's Tile and death. Ik. %kive , ar arm.' For those who desire rind Win have a liquor bitter's', We peirkh the following receipt': -liet one boll.e,liorfiand's Gartman !litters and 'nix with Mice quarts of good IV yor Brandy, apd the result %%ill be a lavpar.azoll *hat wilt far excel in med.ciiial vitu.es aua true excellence any of the nutneruus liquut bitters in the market, and will c it much imv You will have fill the v it ues of 11uttficentr4 ilftt tyre in connection with a 'good elliou of IGIO O I and at a much lest price then thezo inftqi ,1 preparations will cost )olt. bIiICATI- CUII.URt N. Those suffering from Inarazmus, wasting away, with scarcely any Ilesti on their hones ate cured itpa-very short time; one huttl.• in such cases, wit h> ye meet surprising etlect. I lIEBILrrY, Resylling from Fevers of any kind—these bit ters will . retiew your strength in a short time. FE'sq,ii. At ,AGUE.—The chills will not re ,thestr hitters are used. No person in a fever and ague district should be without them. From Rev. .1. iNittaini Brown, D. D., Ed for 4e Op Encyclopedia of Religious Knowlcdge. Although not cisuesed In favor or teeoin mend Patent Medicines in general, tfirotezli disti sat u r their ingredients and effects; I yet know of no Saki nit reason vi It y u man orri) not tes tify to the benefits lie believes Iliniself to ha' e received. from. any, simple preparation, in the hope that he may thus contribute to the bene fit of others. I do this morc,readily in regard to Iloofland's Getman Bitters, prepared by Dr. C. M. Jackson because I was prejudiled against them for a number of ytars, under the impression t: at they were chiefly an a cnholic mixture. lam indebted to , my -friend Ito IA Shoetriaker, for the removal of this prrjudice by, proper tests, and for encouragement to try tht m, when aufferiag from great and long debility. The Joe of three.bottles of these bitters, at the be giiining of the present year. was followed by eit/dent relief, and restormion to a degree of bodily and mental vigor which I had not fe t foraix months before, and had almost dispair ed.of regaining. 1 therefore thank God and tny friend for directing me to the use of them. J. NEWTON BROWN . Philadelphia, June 23, 1862. AT'III2.N:I - 1()N, SOLDIEIRS. AND. Tlin FRIENDS OF SOLDIERS • , We call the attention of all havMg relations er friends In the army to thefact that " Hoof .land's German hitters " will cure iliac-tenths of the diseases induced by privation and ex 'posUrea "incident to camp- lite. to the nits., ,pub! had almost dabs in the newspapers, on the arrival of the sick, it will be noticed that svery4let:ge proportion are suffering frotn de bility.;,::bvery case of that kind can he readt lycorsidThy nomland's German Bitters. We have hesitatiot in staling that, if these bit terslat freely used among our soldiers, li ind reds o „lives might be saved that otherwise would-,he lost. The-proprietnrs are daily receiving thankful letter Ifrom sufferers in the army and hospi tals, , o have been seamed to health by the use ofla se !litters , sent to them by their friends. Berate of counterfeits ! See that the tile asturaof “C. ti. Jackson," ; is on the wrapper of each bottle. PRI OES. JArg, ize, $1:00 per bettle,,orrdozen far $5. Medi ' Size, 75c per bottle, or i dozen far t 4 The-larger size, On account of the quantity the bqtticc hold, ate, much the cheaper. `Shoilti Sour tfeart , st druggist nt.:t have the artiel do not be put ott by urn of the intoxi ea* cparatious Oat may be plfered in its place, ik,, send 'to us„ arid' We Will forward, securely :packed, by exeress. .Ptiticipttl Office mid illanufaclqy, • 1 4 1.....: , Ascii STRF.F.T. " 'S & IWAN S , -. ..„ N (5uc.......„... ..,.....„. Co .) 40t,i,,:t:0..... -, _._._' .- ., ' Prppridoxs, _. . ...._ For side by Druggists sad Dealefs in every 4utin the United States.4loo, [may 30-ly (i, tit • .' c 'a j t' - i ll- arittiaA.ll An clubcpcithtiif Vlcons,Praitia Z4crurnai. Pttioo to Volitics, Yitertfart, `,3gricalturr, ?days of f j e Nocat afiddligtur, tVc. pithlistetr tbtrl horning 0 FFICT : CRut L's Kow. Emig Street. five doors below.Flury's ` TEttios, o , c Dollar a •ear, payable in ad vance, a d if sithdcriptityrs he not paid within six mvntlis 81.23 will be charged, but r de layed until the expiration 41 . the year, S-1.50 will be charged. AUt EDT [SI NG ° RATES: fine lines, or te.sv) 50 cents 6,‘ the first inser t :ion and 25 cents ft.r elich,,substlisent insertion. Pro reshiatiat and r llusincbs clods; of lit at $3 per eratium. Is:que,.s i i the Jiiv cents a-line. Pial iingeiand' beittlm, the simple announcetnersi , mire; but for any additional lines, live cew a A liberal deduction :nude to yearly - and half yearly advertisers. flaying recentled added a large lot ,or new Job and lard type, Cuti, ttordere; to the Job Office of " The Mariettian,." ;which' Will insure the fine eKecution of lilt kinds 4 Ca ao. I'atyritro , from the s,'lrtilitt":4, p ' ltte *Gest POSter, at ; prices to suit War times. Tti La J0.u!.x . ,4! WIS . II.INOTtiN,. • ,1111 PARK .01:t111 the iiefOCS %Pi 0 iLtive shone Or. 111;toiy's slurry , .pa.ge, . The light; iheglory;:tud the pride Ur e;ich age— Who.° name's the brightest and the bet Whose lame the dearest ikon 1 • • 1• I" . hey,are thine own, imperial ivesi! •Fur thine is Wasaiagtoa. The laurels that adorned: his,brow ' Are fresh as when thergrew ; • Fot he *as first' in war and peace, And brave us he was true.; And rai) oppression's iron grasp, . NVith sii•ting constant lie ransoined -.:11 his enuittryineu And saved his native laud. , . ONE In counsel wise. in prudence , firm f • . And spoJessiu renoWn, • Ile put away ambition's guilds And spurned a kingly crotch j %Venal had no lure to dria,E him dawn From his tranacendent place ; _ For dearer than the world to him The freedom of his ra_e. . Thin Stout, lle was the Joshua of his time; All men obeyed Ins 'will, And m the . valley 4 Whefeilie*fohght; The sun and menu stood still. The soldier of the,Lord, he went Held by a mighty hand, Till Ike had passed tie wild.rness And reached the premised land: No warrior of the classic roll Called out a iister pra:se ; For Citiar gained no grander spoils And wore no greener bays. Like Creiar, too, how well he wrote, .1 hough not with bloutained Ten, A lecold of the noblest deeds Achieved by noble in n ! Great while he led his armies on, Great while he ruled the Lind, And greater still as he resigned Ills country's Digh co oinand— When, great asjie had lived ho died, Su hniissive to depart,. "Atnerica" wits found en raved Upon his inmost heart. Ile loved the Union, "Gua:l it well," Tho dying hero said, "That hoUr which secs its broken bond Will see your freedom dead. Oh, guard it well, and let it stand. For its uo n sake secure ; Then Peace sustained by Lihertyi • • Through vges shall endure." Alas! could he have seen the hour That w•e have I.ved to see, He might have deeply mourned the Liss Of Peace and Liberty. And could we listen to bio voice As oft he spoke before, • Our broken 'bOitds might be r: joined And Union rise once tnore. Oh, that his spirit might descend To-day like Heavenly fire, And li ht upon our cauntry's shrines The old, fraternal fire : , - That Love ant Peace Might live again And Hate and War beAmM, As with aczord'ant lips we hallea The name of Washington FORT NVARIIINGTON, New Yoaa, July 4, 1563. cif "Jennie," said a venerable Came rOnian to his daughter, who was asking his ccnsent to accompany her urgent and favored - spitor to the alter " Jen nie, ii,!s a very solemn thing to get Married." "I know it, father," replied the sensible tli.ms.el ; `•hut • it's a groat deal solemner not to." The word "dun" id said to have originated in this wise : John Dunne, a fame:: bull ff of London, was so extreme ly active in his rough business that it became necessary, when a man refused to pay }is debts, to ask . , ..Why don't you Dunne him ?" a" In the reign of I lenry VI 11, there was a 6111:111 coin., of little value, culled a dandy prat, •'which," observes Bishop Fleetwood, "was theorigin of the term dandy, applied to worthless and - con temptiblo, persons." Or A Western paper says that an Arkansas rebel cavalry colonel mounts men byrthe following order.: First or der—"Prr are fer ter git on terser creeters ' vaad order—" Git." MARIETTA, PA., SATURDAY, DECEMBER 12, 1863. WEARY- OF LIFE. TRANSLATED FROM 1111: OF.II.IIAZ. 'Midniglit'wai past, and the lights of the veSsels lying in the stream were'he• ginning, to tie - leen ished; %i hew . two meti fiarried- 'froth different directions towlirds `the` `strete. The eltlet - orthw two find di - ready reached the stratitivand was preparing to' ittakti: a leap, - -the de= ign of which was Got to be mistakeu tint at that instant the 2:otinger Seized hith h.i" the arrn, "Sfii.;l'beliera you malt to' dro*b yoUnicilFYk - Yutiliatie guessed it. What is thai td you ?''' • Thi.± isai the 'aeswrer, spoken In .the mint angry tone - Nothing, I 'untiir: I woeld simply requeSt you 'le wait ectapie of minutes, wheit, if you like . , w'e Will make t h e jotir ney together. Arm in Urin is the begt way - of ." dying With' these words, the yonitgtir ex: tended hiS hand to the elder, whMie hand WU; Unt2Withh'elit Tlie fOriner tontih: uet), 'in a tone of Seeming enthasiasin- "d'o'be Arth in arm ! did not drearn'that a human hmirt beat' with'ihinein'tliii . lasthout:. I will' not seek - to know whO• you are—an honest : , Man a"villain. Come, let us' begiii the journey together ' - 11 - u et ` l r h eld young; 'man b'aelf., one fixing th'O dins , ball extinguished' eyes searchingly upon the count:eat:Lice' of his companion, exclaimed-- • "Ikuld You seem to me too young, to eMlyour life by suicide. ,A men,of Your, years has still a. brilliant,,alluring, fortiMe in his grasp—" !" uuwored the young, man, scornfull, “IYhet. have .I. to hopefor . in the world full of wickedness, false- hood, treachery mud uphapplous Came, quick ure.stirlyoung, You must have had very sorrowful experieuees, lire thus insupportable to ou." "1 despise Mankind," \V it bout exception ?' liout exception." "Well, then; peVhaps you' have nOw round a man:whom you will notimm e ss o . rily despise. , : 1 have, believe me, during. my whole lire; lived an honorablo.man." "iittally , ! That is iiigidy iutere:•tiug: It is a did not eua ttt your aequain tattee' earlier'!" • "heave me to die. alone, young' man., - Believe, me, time latalA all wounds, and there are , men of honor yet to be found in the weild." -Now, it you take this view , WI4 tire you . hurrying so last to give Sour fare well to tlio world?" 'Oh ! I um an oltf, sickly man, unable to make t livelihood; t man who eau, n'ot, will not see his only child, his da4tter, blighting:ller youth, , and la boring dui and night to Iwoulq:Ge•tiM unteeling: father, 1 Would be' barbarous, if I lived on thus !" "How, sir; haFe yoU a daughter who (Joys this' ftir you?" asked the young man, surprised.. "And. wits what endurance, with what ;nye, does she sacrifice herself fur me.,, She works for' me, she goes hungry for me, and has wily the tendetest words of tote—.a sweet smile fur we. always ?" "Aod yeu.want to commit suicide? Are you, mad ?" 'Shall I murder my daughter? The life.whiclishe is now leading is her cer twin death,"; ausweted the old man, in despair. "Good sir, come' go with me to the nearest: inn that is still open, and let . us , . driak a bottle of wine tog - ether. You . will relate to me your history, cud ifyoo like I will let yeti' know olive. So Much, however, will I say to you before . beta Chase all thotights of self mur der out of your head. lam rich, and if things be as you say, front henceforth you and your loving daughter shall lead a pleasant life." The old man -followed the younger Without. opposition. A- few ' minutes later, over full glatsses, the elder began: "MY history is soon told.- l.was merchant's clerk, but always unlucky,-- As I bad nothing for inheritance, and the ytoung girl I married was poor, was never able to commence business on my own account. st u d so remained on to old age in a dependent subordinate po sition. Finally, I was discharged on account of : iny yearsoud then begua the struggle for subsistence. ily wife dniti or .treuble, ,untl, now ,tny, poor , oikt wearios to gain - my ; support. .1 cannot 'lrear to see boy working , herself to death ,forme; thetefure, better . .Now,You "Friend ," exclaimed-the young- map, "ion are the most fortuaate man I ever encountered in my life. IL is insane to call that. misfortune. Nothing is easier than to• help you: • - To-morrow 1 will make My and you shall bieno re sistance-,-iny heir. :The coining night is my .lust, Before this, however, ,1 must see.yourd.rughter, out of pure em riosity. would ior,oue.o.see how one 180 ks who really des e rves the mane of. woman.". "But, young man, what can , it he that so early humath; pat unhappy clues tinned the 011E4., much • "I beiiiiVeit'wjac the wealth whic h father left Me. I - W - asqhe' nifty' Sew of the richeSt, 'banker this 'City: 'My father.died-Gve yeurs sincedeaving me more than wus good for ine.. ' ,Since that time have been deceived and betrayed by every one,,, without , exception; with whom. I have any connection.: Some have.pretended,,friendship for me on. accounbmf my money ; ,others,..have pre tended to lave me on accoartt.of my money ; .und so it went on. , I often dreSSed in the garb, of a simile, workman,wkth the massec, and thus one, day became hcgnaiated t uli a charming being—a young girh , to whOM laywhole .„ . . heart Went . eut in loye. I disclosed to her neither my tiame nor toy position. I longtid to be loved for myself, and for a time it appeared us if I was going - to he' happyikt hist,'at The yonanirl and I, whom slie•still regard: ed as a Simple Workman, trit...eveilr ternooi in the Marcnsplatz,- where we': walked up - an'd r down toget raiss:ing , many happy hours. One day, my girl:. appeared. ,with red ,eyes—she. hatl,been weeping—and , told ..tne.. we must _part, confessiug,that. her, life- belonged ite um: other theEl3 words :Ito tore her self. from me and .disappeared ,in the. crowd. :. Iler faithlessness ,decided. My ; destiny., YainlyAid 1, rush , into plea. : „ cures which so culled good society his, te eller, but found inc lost peace of soul never, wirer! I then bring My joyleSs exist Once to a close." ',.Linlitippy young Man!' said the elt der iciping his eyes, -from my whole heart I pity•you.- l- must ackneWledge that I Wasinere fortunate than you-i-for. L at. least, was by biro warnert--mly-wife! and datighter—tecrierly loved, -Will you give me your address, good that I may convince myself of, the truth of ,your story? It is, not, exactly inistrUst, but I must see to beliep. i — To-morrow I will arrange my drtirs„as 1 have already told you. You will re main in this inn to early in the Gino nie your word of honor that You twill leaVe 'tills' house until I come back, Mid that you will not, jit the meaufithe, speak to -any one of •: what -hits taken place between us." • "' 'You hate my 'wor& Go to my dwelling, to.my daughter, , 'and - you will lied that I have; told you the4implie truth. 'AI natne, 1Y hel siebert, LI ere is toy, address."- With. these ,words be .banded the young man, a.,paper .giving the:locality, or his dwelling. It a suburb in habited by the poorer class, at, some distance from the proper.cit , y • "And my name is Carl Thomas," said . the young man, "Take this bank note; it will last until toy return." Carl rang for the waiter, had the pro prietor called; Commended the told Man te 'his care in Suitable terms, and left the house: ' Hardly had the morning broke, when Carl found himself on his wey to the suburb where lived the daughter of.the old man with whom he had become ac quainted under. such , peculiur,eircuni- Atances. It was not without some trou ble that, he found the house. The young man hnocked, , opened the door, and in voluntarily stSppect . tfaCk. • Irina did he see? • The - young girrwhoso inconstancy bad made his Jiro uuhearable stood before She bad grown pale—very pale ; but . he .10e,w her at Abe first glance:. It,was liertha, whom ho once.-hovekto call his Own At his appearance ,lhey young : sprang towards him, overcome with joy, holding out her little hand. Thu young inarrwiived her trilek. exclaiming— You did - not - expect to . see - me ?".. Tho young girl sank Into a seat, 'arid covered !her pale, beautttul countenance with-her hands. "Are you \Vadat Siebert's 'daugh ter ?" asked the you4ciiiati, quite cold ly, alter a pause. - - tho,youpg maiden, very tunidly. , &,', 'AO who atid,whera is that other, to Atom, us , you told me at paitiam your life belonged 1" '•That other is my 'father," answ•eredi the young girl, luoking.up to the young man's.fuce with n glance which spuke the tenderest love. With lightning rynickness the truth tlawnell upon hint ; the scales fell from his eyes, and mitlenly all was ()car!, Speechless he rushed to Bertha. look, her in his arms and, pressed her to his breast. "Come to your father," he faltered to, the young , "•11y father? Oh forgot, -where is lie ?, lie has be,ep Quiutkrikight. I pact ; , watched lot bito in tears the long eight through." "Your, father is safe—he is with me," wits Carl's answer, as he hurried the young.girl onward through the streets to the, anus, of her father. fortnigi, t later, in the -midst of the greatest .splendor, the_marriAgto of tile• rich young banker : Carl Thomas to Ber 7 t ha Siebert, took,place. „ STORY OF A SAILOR. Four years ago I left the.. port of- Boston, the masterof- a line ship bound for China. I .was worth-ten thousand, and was the-husband of a young and: handsome wife, whom. I married six months before. , When I left , *her promised_ to return to her -in less than: twelve.tuonths. L took '.all .my money with me, save enough .to, support my, wife during my absence, for-the purpose, of, trading, when. in China ; on tity. , ac-! 1 count.. For along time; we were favore&l with a rrosperous wind, but, when',in China sea a terrible storm came upon us, so thtit in alshort time Tsaw that the vessel must be lost, for we 'were 'drifting' on the rocks of an imknoivn. shore. 1 ordered' .the 'men , to provide each for himself. in the best possible mariner,and' for;;Lit the-ship; as it was au irapoSSibili , ' ty to save .her. We atruck—a sea threW me .apon..the ^rocks • senseless, and the next would:have carried: me' back; 'into' a watery grave, had not one. of the sailors' dragged MU farther nPon the roclis. s There were !Our of us alive, and when ( morning came we feeed,..tie , were on a small uoinhubited with _nothing, to eat lmt ti 9 wild fruit, cotarnon to that'port;on of theearth..l will not, distresiyou with au. account of our sot:* Bring there, sufftoe,it to soy we .re. 7, nMitted Sixty days before wO could ntai4l;' ourselves known. _We were tuketi to Canton,. and therel had to beg ;;folriny money.wasf at the bottom -of .the 40a; and , I had net taken the precaution , tOI it insured. , I !.. It was nearly year' before I found: a: chance.: to come - hope,- and then I, ,a captain, was obliged to ship as a common sailor.. it-was two years from the time that I left America that I landed at Boston.. I was walking" in a . hurried Manner upene of the streets, when' I met "MY'bro j iher-iu-law. Ile Vo - ald''nwe speak, nor' move, but he grasped tny hand, and - the tears jinni Lis eyes. "Is my will; [Oka ?" I' asked Ile said nothing. 'Theii 1 'wished I had perishO with my ship, for 1 thought but, be eery. soon said : „ "She is -Alice:' it was my turn to cry tor, joy. to: me and said: " Your .funerali sermon , had been preached, for we thought that, you were dead for along time." • . lie said that my wife was living in our cottage inthe interior of the'State.• 4 lt was.thei) 3 o'clock in' the afternoon,amil I took a train of cars' that would carry me within twentY-five Miles of my wife: Le3ving the cars, 1 hired a boay, though tt - was night, to drive tie home. It Was about two o'clock in . the morning When that•sweet liule.eutt,age of tr.Me.appear ed in sight. 1 got .out of; the, carriage and .went to the window of the room where the. servantgirl slept, and gently 'knocked. B:2e opened the windowßad, 'asked— . • Who is there ?" "'Sarni), do ion know' rrie 2" said She scieatned with" fright, for she thought t❑e a ghost ; but I told her to unfasten the door and let mo in for I wanted 'to see my wire: She let me in and gave inn ti' light, and I Went up stairs to my wife's': room. 4 6116 lay sleeping quietly. Upon her bosom lay one child Whom I had never seen: 'Sh'e was asbeautiful as when I left her, but. I could see a mouroful'expression upon her face. Perhapishe was dreaming of me. I gazed f0r.,,,a, long titne=l not Make-any noise, for I dare not Wake 'her: At-length I. iinprinted a'soft kiss spew her .eyes..opened clearly as thwighl she had not, been Bleeping. I saw. titat'she'begartAo. • • . frightened, and I said— . " Mary. it is your htisbildd" And she •elasfed neck and fainted. '4' Bnt I 'cannot deseribe 40 Yothliat' scene. She is now the hapriY ‘.:4 poor man. I am emleareririiiii`neen- - mulate a little - proPerty, and inert Hill' teitr6 . the sea foi•ecer. GOZNghs.—Corners bare- always beep,, popular , ,---they area great iastitutioa. The-chimney corner, for intone°, is+en r ,, cleared, co the heart-of allt.wholoWe c'Pt perienced its winter glow,tify.pleasures, from - the earliest to. the, lateet4oare,,of. existence. The corner cupboard,L ,Oh I who would not feast again, as- in• youth, upon its store of goodiest-betv its shelves groaned with luxuries. ,'But glory has departed.' The pantry atua "safe" has robbed it-of its ideotityi anal it contributes no morel to.the:„desiresixifts the appetite. A snug,corner iaa.a Who objects to such a.:thlng?, , Der; in a woman's heart I.: 'Once get* there, and you will soon >command whole domain, if you are at all- worthy' and reciprocative. A corner in :thiti Temple of , Fame! • 'That's a scorner': worth 'occupying, and which, perchanch r • may muko. you immortal, The corner i lots ate always best. In fact,the pos- 1 session of a corner Of anything,v if- reW rained with tearteiirts about mutt' to the pOssession ofi half 'or tile ohjecttt- Therefore never 'fiufg aroUrni i a''strerfi l corner, lest sod tieCo'me a li:atfet. 'acid' ai l subject 'for a 'coroner's obituary. " PRF: kT 'LAST : "-- 4 parcelocrieerl tells the following touchng "While on, the blockade ser,vice, , at few months ago, jou, Warsaw, Sound, 0w.i,:4 ) frail, leaktng,b,oat, tnannad, by,two mnie l contrabands, and containing, beeidee.tye l moo and children, slowly drifted down, to our vessel. ,\Ve smite , boAt 30 their, aid .. and brought them, ou rboard..,,•'l'be3 two ; inept were., brothers, and. had •bptit, been shot by the enemy's picket ;,oun 4 was wounded pairtlittly, and alas ! the other 'fatally ; and rik' 'Was s passing II Way I 'felt if 'rey'diiif foieW 'lle was kneeho'g at' tliel'ihib,'ErlirQ J pofted by his wounded tirdther, drew hiins'elf p'rOutlly rind"hii kindled with a eeleitiiii light ad •It is; ' toit l biers` ; (Hs um free' at" A ticf lietlite Idn liemw-as " Johnny, bet }ourdictionary, and tell 'he' ihtteth4 wohil)einheraCtlietia," sail" an 'Vallandighaininei his ht i pefu i . . 1, t `The'ion complied; and scion toad' as •' . ' *" Reniocrat,--tz:=:- . one who- adbarel' lo a go've . rornenti b 3 tta) Or v "tiro" eite:Osioa' of . suffrageto all' di dis akte's or . triel;" 7 LI " Hold on l!Veti dtiei to a/I,dossps of own ?" " Yes, dad." N r i:fo's the maker of the dictionary?" " Web ? ster• I. 01 . 1 , fhat blastO old _ ways tlipught be was sort of favoring the niggers Johnny, you nudn't mid .f... 4; dictionary any more. J.;li ,spe • ii,bpm getting the right . kind, when I next go to towb." • , A lady who ,had read of, the ex, tensive manufacture, of odoynsfere, to tell, how far a carriage hod bq:en r .rom, said she wished some. Connpeti. , ; :enj us would invent, an instrelf • bow far husbands, had, been nine when they lust step,, tq,tlA post office," or "went out to attend a 3 CaUCLIS," wised, Willi, in England,came into possession of a baronetcy, and de- siring an' appropriate coat., of arms, adopted one, representing. a tin plate, over which was •placed a fork signifying, "fork over the tino", tsfir distiaguished , Galifornifi di ; d fie was asked ; .after a trip:co:silver land; what he •thought of the - country. Ile replied; "There are bat thrmthings in Washoe, sir, bigininec little mines, and whisky shops ;, in. , words,T Opher holes, gopher holes and•loafer holes." r.. Pray,. cans you tell me'," biped an exquisite, “mhy-r alwayfrpause aftei the first syllable , of 'cupid ?' It is be cauSe.-I iove to atop when 1 come to MEI air The followig .._sharp: First party---You will come t0., - "the gail t oss some day..'l. Second or-addressed party, the morning you're kumged.". ''`The - way to make tea tar ttartieiiiiinaDe to e . r taste bet; about six g . -11: efia fietil Preilotit NEE =I yl' :.~✓ .
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