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Astasneon, Waynesboro' ; Dr. 3. apnitaciveza, E B Winans, Quincy; FseDaatoi bNiVIVIN Shady june 80-limos) ROM WANTED. • - 7: • - . • rice .will ba paid -for ,t4i4ali*Wii, at the woks- of the -it . • • egist# M. co. • - , WAYNESBORO, FRANKLIN COUNTI, PENNSYLVANIA, THURSO/II MORNING, OCTOBER 18, 3PO33TIC).A.ia. DON'T CROWD. Don't crowd ; this World is broad enough, For you as well as me ; The doors of art are open wide— The realm of thought is free ; Of all earth's placei - you are;tight To choose the best you - can, Provideditbat you do not try To crowd some other man. Don't crowd, proud Miss. your dainty silk Will glisten none the less, ' Because it comos'in 'contact with A beggar's tattered dress. This lovely world was never made For you and I alone ; A pauper has a tight to treed The pathway to a throne. II On t Crow. t e goo. rOtai.oll your . earl By fostering all that'obad, But give to every virtue room— The b lit that may .ba.bad; Be each day'a record such a man, ThT id iat youmay.wel proud ; Give each bid right—give each his room, And never try to crowd. GAILY SINt. swevr - id Mrs. Hammond. 0, gayly sing with tuneful ring, Well glide along in cheerful song, And while we may. the live-long day Well merrily singiand he light any gay. A merry song will life prolong. And thrill the heart and cheer the soul • With voices strong &lug loud and long. Till echoesZroll from pole to pole. Cao.—Then'gnyly iing:with tuneful ring, Injbuoysnt youth or wsoing:sgo, In health or pale, at work or play, Let-music all our thoughts engage, And tuneful songs to cheer our way. Sweat melody will,give".deligh To rich or poor in every hour, In sunny dsyttor cloudy night,) The heart responds to music's power. CHORIIS.—Then gayly sing, Pee. THp DOUBLE ELOPEMENT. The little village of E— was one of the many mining towns in the interior of Cali 'ferule, and in this village dwelt Dr. Bain mood and his family. They were noted for their kind hospitality, and for the interest they took in the general affairs of the vit. loge Bo it very often happened that their only daughter, Artie, was the belle of many little stole! panics. There it was that she repeat edly met a young man by the name of Charles Davey, and his fang for Miss Artie's pret, ty face, blue eyes, and dark 'brown curls kept him constantly by her side. But what I was going to tell you was this —that the Doctor had made up his mind to spend the summer near Lake Tahoe. so he could have a fine time bunting and fishing during the heated term, and, as a matter of course, be wanted to take his family with , him, tot he could not think of leaving them doWn there in the terribly hot weather of the summer. Now Artie did not like this idea at all, so, after baying a good cty about it, she came into the parlor where Mrs. Hammond sat, and said 'Now, mamma, this is too bad; just to think of us going away cff in the mountains, where we can't see anything but Indians and sage htualt. I shall die mamma, I know I shall, if you take me away off op there.' f No, my dear,' said Mts. Hammond, gently, 'aid to tell the truth, Artie, I . shall be glad to get you off up there where you can't do so much running around. lam a bout sick of this going all the time.' 'Well, I am not,' said Miss Artie, with an independent toss of her pretty head as she went off to the window. She had not stood there long before she saw some one coming up the little lane which led to the bonse.—z. Then she turned to her *other, 14nd said 'Obi mamma, Charley Baal is coming here,' 'Yes, jest as I expeeted, yen can't think of anything bat Charley Havy now,' said Mrs. Hammond as she left the room. She soon heard Artie and Charley talking very low together, so she began to wonder what they were ailing, and finally she went to the door to listen. She beard Charley say 'Yea, darling, I will tome with the buggy just at dark tomorrow, so we can go and get married in a abort time. Yonr' folks won't think of such a thing until it's too late' 'Bet, Charley, suppose papa won't forgive as,' said Artie! "Oh, there's no - , danger, hut be will; and you'll go, won't you, Ooly think what a heavy, rooesome life it would be with out you, 'darling. An Artie looked tip into a pair of very loving haul eyes, she smilingly said, 'Yea r Charley. INow, good night, darling, and by this', time to-morrow night you'll be my own dar. ling little witie Saying this 431iirley kissed her and' was gone. . Now, as Mrs. Rosamond bad been listen- log all the time, abe heard everything Char- ley said. So she said to herself ironically, your dear little wife by this time to-,morrow eight; Pb, les s lwel see about that/. .IxLcl.e•ickari clarkt Vitsmilyr owssizoalpeoxi. But when Artie came oat her mother •was sitting'at the table sewing. She !Oohed up and naked : !Well, Artie, has , Charley gone so soon 7' 'Yes, mamma,' was all Attie said, as she left the room. The nest day passed off at last, and just at dark a buggy drove up at the front gate.' 'Now,' thought Mrs. Hammond, 'l'll show them a trick that's worth two of them,' So she pat on Artie's cloak and bat and ran down to the gate. A gentleman very gallantly helped her into tba buggy, but nev er spoke a word. 'Well,' thought abe, he's afraid to speak for fear Artie's father and mother would bear him. Ahem 1' So away they went, and Mrs. Hammond sat there thinking what a nice trick she had played on Artie by running off with Char. ley. Then she began to wonder if this was the way be treated Artie when they went Ind next, what - would - 60 — d... tor say ? But what puzzled her moat was that they were going in the opposite dire°. tion from what she bad expected. So at last she said : 'Well, Charley, hadn't we better go home?' Imagine her serp_rise to hear the doctor's voice answer her : What 1 Maggie, is that . you ? What in the name of all that's good, bad, and Mit% lerent, are you doing here 'Oh, doctor. I thought it was Charley l' "el4 - I'd like to, know where you was go. ing with Charley at this time of night ?' .lideed and I'd like to know whoni you not me ?' tin• 'Oh, 1 thought it "was Artie.' • 'And what in the world ever put such a notion into year head as to take Artie out at this time of night ?' 'Well, the fact of it is, Maggie, as I sat on the porch last even*, 1 overheard Char. ley and Artie talking about rennin : off to get mime. ,so t • oug t • just save Char ley the trouble, and take Arlie out for a ride. I began to think 'she was keeping very still' 'Doctor,' said Mrs. Hammond, 'that Is just what I heard, and my object in going with Charley was the same as yours was in taking Artie off.' We are a couple of pretty fools to be elo ping in this way ; but bete we are home a• gain.' Saying this, the doctor , helped hie wife out of the buggy, and they went into the house. One glance at the empty rooms convinced thew. that Artie was gone, they could easily guess where. So they made up their minds to make the best of it, and wait for the run• sways to come home. And the next morning, when Mr. and Mrs. Charles l3avey came home to implore forgiv-• mess for running off, to geiTmarried, they could not understand the mischievous twin. kle in Dr. Hammond's eyes, as he very readi ly forgave them. and said : 'Certainly children ; I ran off with moth. er once and didn't know it ' • Charley and Artie looked from one to the other, and asked : 'How? when? where?' The doctor only laughed, and shook his head as though the story was too good to tell, and that was all they ever could get out of him. Pictures of the Battle Field. Mr Russel, in his lettere to the London rinses descriptive of the battle-field of Sedan says : The Troopers, brilliantly lei, went right onward in a cloud of dust, but when they were within a couple of .hundred yards of the Prussians one simultaneous volley buret out of the black front and (ink, which envel oped all in smoke. They were steady sol diets who pulled trigger there. Down came horse and man ; the array wee utterly rained. There was left in front of that deadly infant. ry but a heap of white and gray 'horses—a tetroce of dead and dying dismounted men, and flying troopers, who ttambled at every in stant. Moro total dissipation of a bright pa geantry could not be 1 There was another such a scene yet to come. • I "could scarce keep the field-glass to my eyes as the second and last body of cavalry—which was com posed of light-horse also—came thundering op out of the-hollow. They were not so bold as the men on the white horst;e who fell, many of them at the very line of bayonets. The horses of. these swerved as they came upon the grounds covered with carcasses, and their line was broken, hut the squadron lead. ere rode straight to death: , • ,I will not well on the topic but ask your readers to be content. with the assurance that no human eye trier rested - on elicit revolting objects as were presented by the battle-field ironed Sedan: Let them fancy masses of colored sags glued together with blood and brains, and pinned into strange shapes by fragmenti of bones. Let.ahem' conceive men's bodies without , beads, legs, without; bodies, heaps of human entrails attached to red and blue cloth, and disetnboarled corpses in uni form bodies lying about in ell attitudes, with tskalls shatteted, faces blown off, hips smash. es, bones, fresh' and gay clothing all pounded together as if brayed in a mortar, extending for' mites. 'not very thick in any one place, but recurring perpetually for weary hours, and, then they cannot, with the most vivid imagination, come up to the sickening reality of that butchery,. Np ' nightmare , could be so frightful. Several times I came on spots where there were two horses lying dead tn. gether in Iliarntiosjilled•by* the same frag ment. Several titneil saw four, five and six men,' four, five' and' Six homes, all killed by, the explosion of 'one projectile, and.• in ono place there was no lestithan. eight French soldiers who-must have been struck down by the bursting of a alien ova!a•eampanq, far they lify all mad in a elide with their` feet inwards each,shatteted .in.the head or chest by a piece of shell, and no other deal lying within all tygred yards of Vim; • The. Atheist and the Flower. When Napoleon Bonaparte was Emperor of France, he put a man by the name of Chaney into prison. He though Obariitiv was an enemy of his government, and fOr that reason deprived him of his libeity,—= Cbarney was 0 lijOined and profouna. Min, and as he Walked '0 and fire in the yard in which his prison opened,, he looked up.to the heavens, the work , of God's fingers, sad the moon and stars w hich He , ordained, and exclaimed, 'All things _ come by Chance. , One day while pacing his yard,4he saw a tiny plant just breaking from the, ground near the wall. ,Tfie sight of it Caused a pleas. alit diversion of his thoUghts. No other green thing wee within, his inclosure.' He waterbed its growth Ovary day. 'How came it here was .the natural inquiry. As it grew, either queries were suggested. 'flow came these delicate little veins in its leaves ? What made its pro , ortitis so .erfect in ery par „elle new 'rano. taking its exact plain on the parent , stook, neither too near another, nor too DOA on' one side?' Id' his loodinegs, the plant became the prisoner's teacher and his valued friend.-- W hen the flower began to unfold, he was fill ed-with deli:ht. It was white UT •le and rose.co ored, wilh a fine, silver fringe. Char bey made a frame to support it, and did what his circumstances allowed, to shelter it from the pelting rains and violent winds. _!AlLthiegs come —by—eh anoe—Jiad—been written, by bim upon the 'Wall, just above where the flower grew. Its gentle reproof, as it whiopered : 'There is One who made me so wonderfully beautiful, and be 'is who keep's me alive,' shamed the proud miles ue. belief. He brushed the lying words from - the wall, while his heart felt that, 'He who made all things is God. But God bad a.further blessing for the er ring man through the bumble flower. There was an Italian prisoner in the same yard whose little daughter was permitted to visit him. The girl was much pleased With Char. Dere love for his flower. She related what she saw to the wife•of the jailor: The story of the prisoner and his flower passed from one to another, until it reached the ears-of the Em tress Jose 'blue. The Em tress said: `llle — trian avho so devetedly loves Alia tends a floweroannot be it' bad mau. l —S6 she per. suaded . tbe Emperor to set him at liberty. Charnep carried his flower, home, and nate. fully tended it in owa *teen-house. . It had taught him to believe in a God, and had delivered him from priann: gAll things-bright and beautiful; All creatures, great and small, All things wise and wonderful— ' The Lord God made them all." A Prayer Answered. Brooklyn may be regarded as the rendez- vous of pastors without a parish. One of this nAmber has been doing a little business, sometimes up and sometimes down One Saturday found himself almost cleaned out. His purse was without a penny, his larder empty, his credit exhausted. On bis way home be went into a store and asked ,for a bill of goods on credit until the next week. The storekeeper blandly but firmly refused. The poor fellow went to his home sad El ul:nigh. There was nothing to eat in the house. 11e called his wife and children to gether, told them he was . penniless and with out food, and said :,- 1 111y dear children. there is on help for man, let us go to God The little household knelt in prayer, and went supperless to. bed. Between 10 and 11 the family were aroused by a loud knocking at the door. The husband went down, and found a gentleman waiting to see him. He was a well known merchant of the city, and knew nothing of the distress of the family, or that the household was in want. Ad dressing himself to the occupant of the house he said : 'You may be surprised to fee me here at this time of night. 1 undertook to go to bed, but I could not sleep. I felt impressed that it NVIB my duty to come here. I tried to shake it off, but I could not, and J am here to see if your fluidly want anything.'' The man told his story from the fullness of his heart. His friend left with him a sum of money, and promised to see the family early on Monday morning. Late as it was, the re. lieved gentleman went out for his Sunday supply and spent the night in thanksgiving. EquaLtTy.—An old Scotch minister on being asked to preach a sermon in favor of equality. eta time of great excitement on that suhject, said, at the close of his aetmon, as follows ; You ask me to preach a sermon on equali ty, since that time I have ranged in vision through the vegetable world, I saw flowers of' unequal lustre and perfume, trees of un equal height and value, grasses and weeds of different kinds, but there was no equality there. I passed to the animal kingdom and Paw the trained horses and fierce beasts of prey, tke linnet and the hawk', the sparrow'and the eagle, the sheep and the horse, each occupy ing a relative sphere. In the sea was the mullus.k and tbe.whale, the dolphin and the. shark, the timid and the fierce, each proper. ly organized arid' doing,its propel r labor; but I saw no equality . . • Lastly, I entered the gate of Heaven, and on a'great white throne sat the Judge of-the Universe, cherubim sod seraphim fell before Him, aegele of lesser degree did His bidding. I found•seien heavens rising above each , oth. eF but no equality , there. I gazed on the stars Is9t found 'one star. in glory; but there was no ecoility. So; :you see that 'there is no equality in all God's vaat kingdom. 111:=CZI 'One day in Jane, a neighbor mot as old man, and remarked that it was very hot. r . 'Yes,' said Joe;, 'if it wasn't For ace thing- I ehould , say we were going to have a thaw.'-- • W hat =is that r stiquired the I riod,.• ‘Therea nothing remarked Joe. Proverbs for TeAehera., , , I.n. , he best .way of, making friends, of parents' is to maim friends of their ehddren. ./ ' A teacher who tries to please everybody . Wii be Very iikely:to please feti - Or iiiibody. s is essiyr to keep out 'of diffieultiettiban . to, et ont pf. them. , . , A school which is controlled by ; the least' goveriainent is the best governed. The general tone of a school tiever risela bore that of the teacticr: . . A pleasant face in school ih es more than a cross one. Teachers who cannot govern themselves eantiot govern their schools. A noisy, blqgpring teacher is sure to have a noisy, blustoPffig school.' A teacher's skill is better shown by his or her 'Buenos with dull pupils than with bright ouei. Iu -tesebing,ltiality is more importnotthan-1 A thorough exposition of principles is -more valuable than specific' modes of opere. Explanations should be given in few w rde carefully arranged, and slowly uttered. ' "Instruction, to,be valuable, should be . cletir and exact. Memory and reason should be trained to getber—not one, co the neglect of the 'others Children are quick to discern a teacher'. weak • tints. They are prone toannoy a teach - 64110 le easily annoyed. They love a leacher who manifests genu inerlove for them. They are influencel more by example than by precept. Perpetual scolding doesgthernUmuch.barm andMittle good. They ate much more:effectually governed by patient itiodnesi than by physical force. They become worthy of confidence in pro portion to the confidence placed in them. Good Lumbers and good scholars are ne cessarily antecedent and consequent. • A teacher's influence ought not to be lim ited to his own school, but Should be extend ed to his or her fellow teachers and the pub lics.. _The teacher's -power at home--and-abroad depeods largely upon the extent and charac ter of hie:or her self oultide. To be More than a mere pedagogue, they should know what is transpiring in the edu cations] world. . Teachers should, therefore do their part towards making, reading, and sustaining the _ current educational literature. Those teachers who are unwilling to do what they can for the general cause of education, and encouragement of other teachers, fail to perform an 'essential part of their duty,_and have no claim upon - the sympith - yand non ficienee of the ertueatiopal fraternity, Testing her Innocence. The following touching scene recently oc curred in a Parisian court of justice. A poor pale, wan seamstress was arraigned for theft. She appeared at the bar with a boy eleven or twelve months old in her arms, her .ebild. She went to got some work one day, and stole three coins of 10f. each. The money was missed ioon after she left her em ployer, and a servant was sent to bet rooms to claim it. The servant found her about•to quit her rooms wish the three gold coins in her hand. Shb said to the servant, was going to carry them back to you.' Never theless she was carried to the Commissioner of Police, and he ordered her to be sent be . • fore the police for trial. She was too poor to employ a lawyer, and when asked by the judge what she had to say for herself she answered : 'The day I went to my employ. er's I carried My child. with me. It was io my arms as it is now. I was not paying at tention to it, There wee several other gold coins on the mantelpiece, and unknown to me, it stretched out its little hands and seized the three pieces, which I did not observe un til I got 'home. I at once put en my bonnet, and was going back to my employer to' re• turn them when I was arrested. This is the solemn truth, as I hope for heaven's mercy.' The court could not believe this story.— They upbraided the mother for her impu dence in endeavoring to palm off such a man• ifest lie for the truth. They besought her for her own sake to retract so absurd a talc, for it could' be of no effect, but oblige the come to sentence her to so much severer pun ishment than they were disposed to inflict upon one so young and evidently steeped so deep in poverty. These appeals had'oo_ ef. feet except to strengthen the poor mother's pertinacious adherence to her original story. As this firmness was sustained by that look , of innocence which the most adroit criminal can never counterfeit, the court:was at some loss to discover what decision justice demand• ed. To relieVe their embarrassment one of the judges - proposed to renew the scene de. scribed by the mother. The gold coins were placed 'on the clerk's table. The mother was requested to assume the position in which ahe stood at her employer's house. ThWre was then a breathing pause in the court. The baby soon discovered the bright coin, eyedr,it for a moment s smiled and then stretched forth• its tiny bands and - clutched them in its fing ers with a miser's eagerness. The mother was acquitted. The wind is unseen, but it cools the brow of the fevered one, sweetens the summer at mosphere, and ripples the surface of the lake into silver spangles of beauty. So, goodnesi of heart, though invisible to -the material eye, makes its presence felt; and from its cf. fecUt—upen surrounding objects, we axe as 7 cured of its existence. 'William Malin said: tI hate, e:ieirhytg that occupies ware space than Gt ie Worth.— hate to:see a load,of,bandbouesgettlenxin the atm:, and 1 bate to see a parcel ,of words without anything in them.' _ !ru • ../ Isharp's the "%Void, l''ioia Judge Was an etieentrie Man of ,prompt action, and_moreoier; a bachelor. "Heine very rich, memento and blooniing girls of the period tiled, to eoslaile''his '-affeetiOns io 113i03 en s fetters" ' though Without success. Cupid's arrows had not reached the todie's heart with' any partioularlove for them. One day be entered a restaurant in Philadelphia and *tot waited on by a very pretty girl at whom he looked so hard' that she noticed it and 'blushed' deeply. lle immediately de sired her to sit down' a minute, informed her who he wtoi, and asked her point blank to marry him, and told her lie would give- her till he had finished his dinner to decide what answer she would Wake. _fie tlien)Mtnineneed 'his meal, the young woman waiting on him all the while. tie never employed so long a time to eat his diOner before or after, nor was he_ever known to , dispose of to mush prov et:Hier-at-one sittiel 3 . At leo 6 th he eau hold no more, so, getting up be 'edlled the young lady, and in his usual short Wav, said : 'Time's up. Yes. or no,,my dear 7' "Yes, sir,' blushed the Maiden. Without another word be slipped her arm through his, and walking up to the astonished _proprietor ' informed him that the young la cly was to be married to him rigiway, au begged his company to witness the ceremony. They,were speedily joined together in Wed lock, and what is most singular, the fell deeply — in loveeve wit eac of er after marriage and made the best model couple to be found in the oottatry. The Judge always held that at best, marriage was but a lottery, and be had drawn a Fn.). LEOAL A NECTOOTE.—AII true MOODS. we believe, despise the unworthy, brother who makes , use of his Annection with tho order for itnproper purposes. None will en- • joy the following which we clip from an es ohadge, tuore'than our Masonic readers, who wilfsay, "served him right." Some young men in the tnivn having 'cut up,' one night, to the detriment of certain Windows_ and bell_pulls, were•lodg ed ilk the calaboo se, and in due'tinte nest morning confronted before a police magie trate,w_ho_fmed them ss_each, and gave them— admonition• Oue of the three foolishly re marked : - • `Judge, I was in hopes you would reniem• bet me. 1 belong to the same lodge with you )• The judge, apparently durpaised, replied, with brotherly sympathy : -bA4), is it so ? Tfuly, this id tifotlierJ; I I did notrooognize you Excuse me for al dullnesd: Yes, we are brother' 31asons, and 1 should have thought of that. • Mi.Tlerk, fine—our brother $lO. Being a Mason' , he knows the tales of 'propriety better than o• 'meo. Fine him $lO. You can "past the clerk,, brother J., good morning. Clerk, call the next ease. • , DOES SIN PAY ?-A bo'y,lo sell Icii; paper, told a lie. The matter name rip is the Sunday ,Schnol. 'Would you tell a lie foe thin °ante ?'-- asked the teacher, of one of her' bor. • 'No, ma'am,' answered 'Dick very decided- ly. . 'For ten cents ? `No, ma'am,' 'For a thousand dollars ?' Dick was staggered. A thousand dollars looked big. 0 would it not bay lots? While be was thinking, another boy roared out, 'No. ma'am,' behind him • 'Why not ?' et , ked the teacher. 'Because, when the thousand dollars are all gone, and all the - things, they've got with them are gone ton, the lie is there all tbe same,' answered the boy. It is so. A lie sticks, Everything else may be gone, but that is lelt, and you will have to carry it round with you'wbether will or not, a bard heavy load it is. . The members of a church in one of tliifi', 4 l very rural towns of Illinois recently pf,•:. cured a small cottage organ to aid the voiat: service This was moat acceptable to toosi• of the congregation; but one good brother was opposed to it. On the Sunday evening following its introduction be was called 00, as usual, to close the meeting .with prayer. Raising his bead, he replied : 'Call on the mersliecs ; if it can sing it oaa pray. Call on the mersheen.' A party of baited gentlemen, about s cer tain hour, began to think of home,and chair wives' displeasure, and urged a'cloparture. 'Never mincesaitione of the gnaw, 'fifteen minutes will make no difference; my wife is as mad now as sbe can be.' A ?veteran was rqating his experience ,to • a crowd linys, an mentioned having :been in fivegeogagements.'"That is nothinir,' broke in.& littlo.fAllow, ktny sister Sarah's been en• gage,c , l clevcc„ titseL' , f„. Jenkins has disoovered thak,Blaich lop had, whey married, twalAtaea .o(saigV gowns, when there are onlit,'#ven. Digrt a wee k ? • Be t, the'ways or ,(44, are tit to rioua and past •tioding'out.\:" No man, whetbor riph-of.poor, aan laake or reiain a good, useful posttionjo life, ,with &tit the two valaable habini"Ot panotiatity and temperance. ,In.bliteraeltneette the °thee, day & Mani tho't he,oonld OMR the .track in .advanee Of a locomotive: The:Bol4;4oes at the grave were ver'y'imprentive. • A man- sahib !,c4eßldjog lose feai of the jipita of life. The reason tpa. yousem 06110011 be-ammo. jail is that - there is a_ 'waist,' to every drew. /Tl;intan - atla Ga. asii i mons itraightencl ate:4M. ' 130.00 Per gleam rm BM 14 : ?'I ,):1 t , '
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