.. . • . •• "N.,. 47......r.29"... 4 i. . „. 1 , - . . - - . ....... . • • . . . - • I .-. ..• I • 4 1. • .:: • '.,! ~ .. ....- . I .. i . _ __-_- IY • . , .. , 0 , , . • . . . .... v . _ ,-,..., . ..-_,,, ,„. • i . • ..,. . .t- .• , . RE.ot,_•.':-. ..,.._ ... __.. . . . ..... . : ... • , ~.„,, .i•„, . r ... . . k ..„... .., ~,„,..r...:,,,,.. •.,__•z -:.,„....„... -....-.,-.•;.„4,,,.,,, „,„„,,,,,..., ...„... ..7._.: '- • .''' . , . „.... :, ~,.,...,„ ... • 33 3P o~T. Blau yoLumK ALEX. LEEDS, Next door to the Town Hall, has naw on hand a fine assortment of CLOCKS, Selected by himself with great care, a large and well selected assortment of ,u4avt(tiarva, -711_ of Swiss, English, anti American Manufacture ; WELRY cheaper-than- ever:before-sold-in: l W a y nashore'-, - I the latest vtyles kept con , tantly on hand. - Every variety of Cuff buttons. A fine Assort ment of - FINGER AND_EAR RI Solid Gold. E t ngagement and WEDDING RINGS, 'Silver Thimbles and sheolds,' Castors, Forks, and Spoons, salt Cellars, and , Autter Knives of the ccl• ebrsted Roger Menu facture, at reduced rates. SPECTACLES l'o suit everybody's eyes. New glasses put in old cram es. Clocks. Watches. and Jewelry promptly and neatly repaired and warranted. AI.E.X.II,EEDS, Next door to the Town Hall, under the Photograph CallerY. July 31. PURIFY YOUR BLOOD! LONDON BLOOD PANACEA. Me Great Alterati►e and Blood Purifier. It is the moot perfect vegetable compound of altera tives, tonics, diuretics and diaphoretic.. making it the most effective, invigorating; genovating and blood cleansing cordial known to the world. For thecure of Scriorrta or NINO'S EVIL, CUTANEOUS DISEASES, ERE SIPELAS, BOILE,PIIIPLES rind BLoTenrs On the FACE, SORE EYES, SCALD HEAD, TETTER AF FECTIONS, OLD 2nd ST VII II 0 P. If ULCERS, RHEUMATIC InsonnEns, YELLOW JAUNDICE, SALT RHEUM, WHITE SWELLINGS, MERCURIAL DISEASE B, GENERAL DEnturr, PALPITATION and FLUTTERING! at the HEART, CONSCRIPTION, ASTHMA, SYPHILIS and SYPHILITIC! A FTECTIONS,INFLAMMATIOW,OI the BLADDER and KIDNEYS, PAINS In the BACK, DROPSY, FEssstg COM PLAINTS, &C. To the broken down female it gives life and energy by restoring the lost powers of nature, when health again succeeds the feeble form and pallid cheek of the sufferer. Nothingcan be more surprising than Its Invigorat ing effects on the human system. Persona all weak ness and lassitude, by using the PANACEA, at once become robust and full of energy under its influence. Ladies who have pale complexions and are dark about the eyes, blotches and pimples on the face. rough skin or - freckles, and are " out of spirits," should use a bottle or two of LONDON BLOOD- PANACEA. It will cleanse your blood, remove the freckles and blotches, and give you animation, sparkling eyes, fine spirits and a beautiful complexion. Try it. Price $l.OO Per Bottle. The genuine have LONDON BLOOD PANACEA, S. A. FOUTZ, Bwristrona, Bin., blown in the bottle, and my signature on the wrapper. S- PCDT_TTO, Manufacturer and Proprietor, BALTIMORE, MD. For side by druggists and storekeepert throughout the United States. For sale by J. F. KURTZ, Druggist, Way nesboro'. [nov 20—ly ..._ Flour ! Flour ! Flour ! ! AT WONDERFULLY REDUCED PRICES! GOOD Family Flour, warranted to give vtis faction, at the low rate of NINE and n half DOLLARS per BARREL, and 20 lbs. for $l.OO. But all for cash (and no other war) .Corn and Meal. Onts, Dried Fruit, Hominy and Beans all cheap—for cash. • J. ELDEN. Dec 4-tf MILLINERY GOODS ! TO THE LADIES! ' LI UB.C. L. HOLLTNBERGER hes just re ceived a full supply of new Millinery goods. Ladies are invited to call and ex - amine her stock. GOOD TEMPLAR REGALIA S supplied or the material to make them furnished. - • ._ -•.. „.; fe) Hurrah! Hurrah!! The Carrier boy greets one and all again, On Main, Mechanic, Church, and North, with Leitersburg thrown in, And ye who lire on other streets, wlmt'ere may be _ ,_ your name,- _ Ho greets you, "Happy New Yea?' all, in this his glad refrain : And while these years so rapidly are wheeling into — line . - - He begs you'll not forget that this is Eighteerriilia ty Nine— _ _ _ Hurrah ! Old Town, he greets ye too, with all your,. Rough pavements, narrow streets ; he thinks that your the best-of towns, So now, if you'll conduct yourself right jollity to- day, And give him lots of customers to se • gay, He'll tell you what he thinks of you, in please nt, merry rhyme, What of the past, the present, and momentous future time. First then Old Town, the past and present convider if you please, .. -. And acknowledge it at o once that y "lye lived too much at ease, 4 That the best good of your citizens, yau—heve not Although you pride yourself Eo much, in doin your part, Confess it now; for it you don't, we'll see what To freshen up your memory and your promises re You remember that great school-house you were to build this year; But you didn't and excused yourself because things were so dear ; And diseppoint.d all the lads and lasses in the •en t - hem_off_tchoo-1,-i n-shodit-that-ought-to— be pulled down, Disgusting aII good citizenswi delay, Who said they'd have:to give you up, and lot you go your way tell you of another thing f think Yau have for• Which shows that in some other things you are considered rotten, That Scotian] rsilroaci which you said would surely come this way, For you'd taken nut your pocket book the right of way to p.iy, •ut instead of taking out the chink as an honest Leti man would do Agnin deceived the people, and of coune the thing fell through. Rut Old Town, we'll let the past slip by with all its sorry plight, And to the watchman on the wall we ask, "what of the night?' Does your future promise better than all your past has done? Is the glorious morning coming, or the darkness just begun 7 And as that Watchman l_would say, the morning (loth appear ; While it brings to all your citizens, heath, wealth and hearty cheer, You ask me why I thus predict for you such pros. peas bright, What wonder working wand can turn the darkness in to light, I answer, tha' your buFinessenTWitiiirithemselves, contain The elements of wealth, and all that follows in its While your doctors and lawyers are sure to make a name And n ft you out of nothingness into a little fame, There's Hoe Lich on the corner, who always has his Price, Whit Coon and Stonchouse opposite are sure to take their s'ice, Next Alex Leeds, who it is said is rather Time's young son, And Brackbill just above who bows and smiles when he has won The Dollar, for the way in which he plies Ids diem- is art And in this way he gladdens home and many a poor swcmheilt. Then Welsh, then Bender, both reclaim by igns they love the dolisr, While modest Petrick 1)3.0h - eh-side shows nothing but n coil nr, Then comes a man who's always Forth, no matter where he stands, • Who deals out drugs and medistines with fleet an d willing hands, Next to this man who's always Forth is smiling "Cooney" Ruths, Who whispers in his own sweet way that he has shoes and boots, The.next we see is flitir and corn with Elden Ly ' their side, . Who's willing for the ready cash to let his whole stock slide,. . We cast our-eyes across the street and see a "big red born" With D. B. Ruin! in the rear as bright as a .103 e morn. v who e e saw this self m: de man, though up or uct 23 tf WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN - COUNTY, PENNSILVANTA, FRIDAY MORNING;JANITIRY 8, IRO. NsC)3ETIG7.A.Mse CARRIER'S ADDRESS, had at heart, words can do, .ALis.'..rirxclez3cmiclorLt down goods tend-, - . - That D. D, Ruesel did - not coma out at the biggest At the last store we saw a stove, the next wo see a_ Also a Wolir; and both of them seem wading throUgh tall clover, Ah I C. H. 'tickle's ntiniii - rie see; tacked - on the "Grocery /Store," While Charlie with his sweelest smile is standing in his dear. Now as we pose along we aoe a . window fait- of - - toys - With sweetmeat!, note, and -mind let, for eittricrgirta This far we've seen a Coon, and W. tut ere'ait Beaver, nn -just.the sante - t- -•-• • •-•' AK yes! we enter and we findas in the other eigr.s or traces, Only some Beaver hats, of which ho keeps n good supply And that they'r genuine we think no one will date- We pass across Mechanic street to where Elden' keep their stand, • For while there floats a boat they'r sure to keeps t'•eirs off the strand. Ah ! Bonebrake, merry lad, is this the place design ed for you, I thought you'd studied medicino and meant .Shat to pursue; rjlowever it's about the sam 1, whichever way you .„..,...!•. take it,o. --. ether in stomachs or in hands you're always fl , sure to make it. The next we find a Miller, though he's only suArin -- name, Then TOHe (like his "Morning" stoves) is always in aliarne, Across-the ally is the place where Washabaugh twi-ts the weed, And just beyond is Filbert's stand, which well sup plies each need, l'hen Sellers who hai grown so laige, he's perched While Weagley farther up the street contends with him fur fume. We next direct attention to the store of Wm. Reid; tileiser-Stleinehartis-Irr-dwaia-MAnd-comes-n-ext-as your parley an Then here's the r 1 tee where Amberson keeps well his Benedict(ion) For all who wish to favor him with a customers tension, ,. Now lastly, Kurtz, not cart, fur there's two rivals in the fi So. he must work his wirea.with care if he wishes them to yield. Our time will not permit, Old Town, to mention any Though there's many who aro worthy, and we count them by the ;core,' And thus you nee what glorious light streams on your future way. And why I thus predict for you such prospects bright to-day, So now please let this year unfilled no promises remain, And give the Currier Boy a chance to sing a glad- Arlington is beautifully located, about.two miles from Washington and Georgetown.— It occupies a commanding position on the Virginia shore of the Potomac The edifice is extensive, elegant, and imposing, two hun dred feet above the water, from which there is a fine view of the Capitol in all.its grand proportions ; and from the Capitol there is a orupensating view of the whited Arlington House, nestled in the foliage. At this place were carefully preserved many rare and val uable pictures and other relics, descended from the ancestry of George Washington Parke Curtis, the proprietor, some of them at one time in the possession of General Washington. When General Lafayette made his last visit to the United States he was a guest at the Arlington House. General .1.1, E. Lee married a daughter of Mr. Custis, by whose death he became the owner of the estate, whioh had been be• <puttied to Mr. Custis by General Wash ington, who adopted him as his son. DU ring the rebellion the Government purchased it at a tax sale, and converted it to freedmen's uses and to a cemetery, where the remains of thousands of the patriot dead now repose. About fifteen years ago, business of a pri vate character called me to Arlington. I was sitting on a fallen tree to rest, when Mr. Custis, returning firitn his fields, stopped to enter into a conversation with me. It was in the summer time, when Nature •displayed her most fascinating charms in foliage, and fruits, and flowers. The 'old orator, .who never suffered the twenty-second of February—the anniversary of Washington's birthday—to pass without making a speech or.contributing his recol lections of the Father of- his Country to the, columns of a newspaper, was interesting in his, soeial intercourse, and spoke familiarly of men and things of. the'olden time, and told how Washington, who married his grand mother, placed an: epaulette upon his left shoulder. admire your barn,' said I; 'there is a neatne,s about it, though somewhat of a rude structure; and, too, it seems to be well built.' 'Yes,' replied Mr. Custis, Was built or boys. ized and tame, I=Ml above his flume, we proceed, dcr strain ~: ~ _ ~;, A STORY OF ARLINGTON IN TIME OF PEACE BY L. A. GOBRIGIIT under my direct superintendence, and there is a little history connected with it that may be interesting to you, as-it is to me °tory time it comes into my mind.' • 'I shouldlike to hear it,' I responded. 'Monty years ago-," - fre - continmeit, ia-marr came here looking for work ; . „lie was of large size, and compactly built, but was somewhat shabby in his appearance. The fact - is, he was fond of strong drink, as I soon learned, and thin was one reason of his scanty ward robe, I was somewhat reluctant to engage him,_arid_franitly told him so,_for I wanted no worthless fellow on my estate.' 'Bat you, might have g_tv e a him a ehadeel= 'Wait awhile,' said Mr. thuds, interrur t _ing me, 'and perhaps-you-will-be-pleased-with the sequel., The man told me he had a wife • •oral children in Ge_ergetown, and that - they were in a deetitue condition. This was a fact; as I sootrforrod out by a personal vis it, when I relieved their necessities. He, al ter a day or two, called again to see me: I both civil we find—him 4—net the I :<< 1 • t , an, - his name Charley Nicholson. I engaged him on conditions that he was stay on this place from Monday morning until Saturday night, when he could go to Georgetown, about two miles off, you know, but ho was to - return the next MTaiiirtf - morning, and thus observe his bargain until , the barn was finished: and he further agreed that I should give his wages to his wife—none to himself—for I had seen his half clothed lit tle ones clustering around their distressed mother, who had no means to buy them bread. She was an interesting looking wo man, and I shall never forget the time when I ealed to see her as a friend, and inspired her with a hope of better days. She took my hand. and as tle 'God bless you, sir,' fell from her quivering lips, I felt a hot tear fall on this very Lan_d—Exeuse me, sir, wa ter always eomes into my eyes when of that scene in the hovel, as it was.' am very much interested,' I said, filling the vacuum with the remark. And, after a pause, he continued: 'Well, Charley went to-work, and a good carpenter he was He required no one to help him ; he picked up logs as though they we 'He now appeared determined to reform—very likely that angel wife had been talking to him. And you know that when a men has a ifeart and mind to work labor is lightened. So it was with Charley. Week-after week, a utit - th e barnisral-rIT-ir I paid the money to Charley's wife. Small as-was-the-compensation,-they,-at-the end-of the engagement, had accumulated little cnin forts, and bought shoos and clothing for their children. When - I parted with Charley I bade him be of good cheer, keep sober, and all would be well. Ile was a man of fine judgment, kind in uispositiou, and was lair ly educated, and I liked him the better when he so cheerfully surrendered his entire earn. ings to the custody of his wife, Well, Char ley and I parted, and he had well nigh pass ed out of my mind, tar-some years had rolled away and I had ceased to manage the farm. One day, while sitting in this very place, a gentleman called at the house and inquired for mc. The servant told him that she would call me, barite declined the offer, and said he would seek me himself, 'And he found me here. With a smile upon his face, and in a manner somewhat familliar, he hc!d out his hand and addressed me as his 'old friend,' and inquired about the former occupants of our house, including even my men servants. But, before I answer ed his interrogatories, I asked who it was to whom I was speaking. Ile 'played me of for a while but finally said Custis, do you know who built that barn 'To be sure I do,' 1 responded; 'Charley Nicholeon. Poor fellow. What, I wonder, has become of him. • 'The gentleman replied, 'I am very happy to answer that question in my own person, That, sir, is my name, and I built that barn.' 'You may be sure, my friend, I was glad to see him. 'What are you doing now, Charley•-=where have you been r' 'He answered ; 'I have traveled much.— After leaving you, having 'determined would reform, I quit drink, and. under the guidance of my good wife, I adopted the better life, and plt.ced my cause in the hands of 'Him who is mighty to save,and strong to deliver.' I joined • the ministry— have for some years been in that calling—and am hap py in my vocation. My children have grown to adult age, and are all comfortably settled in life. My wife is as charming as ever, and with her I am going hand-in-hand to the grave—to pass through its darknots into that light which makes glad the city of God.' . 'I was so glad to see this reformed gentle. man,' •Mr. Custis said, after wiping away a tear, 'and when we parted I was very much affected by his remark. 'I hope, Mr Custis, alter all the trials of this life are over, that we may meet, never to be separated, in that better world prepared by the Heavenly Fath er for all who love him' 'That was the last time,' said Mr.. Custis, saw Charley Nicholson ; God bless him. Win - tour AN ENEMY.- Heaven help the poor man who imagines be can dodge cue. mies by trying to please every body ! If such an individual ever succeed we should be glad of it—not that we believe in a man voing through tlw world trying to find beams in knock and timid!) his 'poor head against, disputing every man's opinion, fighting and elbowing all who differ with him. That a. , 4113 is another extreme: Other people have a right to their opinion, so have you; don't fall icto,the error of supposing they will re• spect you more for turning your tioat every day to match' the color of theirs. Wear your own anima; in spite of win& aid wreath-. er, storms or sunshine. It costs - the rani]. lathy , and irresolute ten t mes the trouble o windand shuffle and twist, than it does hon. ' est, manly independence to stand its ground, [Frotit the New York Quaker Wedding. - A Quaker, wedding is, a novelty to the world's people, and a's such i4e present our readers-with it detailed - - deseriptiott—of one -Al'6E-Homily took place in the enterpris ing town of Ilarrison Westchester county. Last Tuesday evening, at the residence of Friend John Boman, in Harrison, Westches ter county, Mr. Eugene V. Lorton, of this city, married himself to Miss. Amy T. Mos her of Greenwich __ Conn. Arrivio; at the mansion, the-guests-were ushered into the parlors, where bright fires of wood were blazing in thi3 great open—fire place. The ceremony was to take place - fit eight o'clock in the evening. Lone , m before that hour the parlors were eroaidid, with ception of a passage way left through the centre of each. The Friends in their peen- liar and well - knoin - costume, were seated in the front parlor in solemn silence. The gentlemen were, for the . most part, dressed in black with white neck ties, while the a,ies wore small lace caps with little peak ed crowns and lace underhandkerchiefs.— The prevailing color of their dresses were brown, a deep, rich mulberry and black.— Whenever a friend entered the room, he—or she shook nands with each one_preseartuthr— ting them by their given names. Beneath the mirror in the front parlor a sofa had been placed for the bride and groom, and upon either 'side were chairs for the best man and woman. The friends and, re• latives being assembled, the best man and woman entered the back parlor, followed by the bridal party. They walked the en• ti re length of the parlors, and amid profound silence took the seats designed _for them.— For about five minutes, during which a silent prayer is supposed to be offered, no one spoke or moved. 'I he bride sat like a statue, with downcast eyes, but blushing perceptibly The whole scene appeared more like a tableau than an ordinary wedding ceremory. After enduring the silence as long as seemed desir able, the bride and bridegroom arose, taking each other by the right hand, when the bride• groom said : 'ln the presence of the Lord, and these people, 1 take_thee,Aruy i _to be my____wife,_ promising by the Divine assistance to be unto thee a loving and faithful husband, until death doth part us.' Then Amy said the same words to Eu _ene stumblin. a littl_e_aLthe_warcLhasband!_ . A : . o 1 lo- • • If t . . t if tl i • 4 many t e company was again seate , an. silence-reigned -profound. The -bride was dressed after the ordinary fashion, in a white cashmere en train, trimmed with white satin, pompadour waist, lace under waist, veil, or ange fhwers, ect., ect. Doting the silence succeedins , the cere mony an opportunity Was offered for any one of the friends to address the company if the spirit moved. After waiting tor some time a quiet, motherly lady made the following ejaculation : 'This is indeed a -very solemn ceremony, and we will need the Divine assistance io living up to its requirements.' Another period of silence and the bride groom arose and kissed the bride, whereup• on the best man and woman did the same thing. At this stage of the proceedings the best man with an assistant brought a small table iota the room, upon which was a marriage certificate io the shape of a scroll, a pen and an inkstand, and FlAced it in front of the bridegroom, Ho signed his name to the contract, and then the bride assumed for the first time the name of her husband.— Between fifty and sixty signatures of tbo re latices of the bride and bridegroom were appended to the parchment This is a good custom, and serves to call to mind each one present at the wedding. Defote the final performance of the cere mony,'several rehearsals are gone through in private. Old friends shake their heads and say that usually the woman goes through with her part of the ceremony with more grace and oorectness than the man. Sonic women break down, or speak only in a - whin per The _Friends receive presents like other people, but no cards are issued. Besides the usual presents of silverware, je wels, laces, etc , they give household good, such as blankets, counterpanes, linen, etc. These arc displayed with the rest. California. Few people have an idea of the extent of California. The State is 700 miles long, by about 200 wide. San Francisco and Sacra mento together have a population of about 170,000, leaviog about 300,000 population for this area of country—as large as all New England, New York and Pennsylvania to gethei—an area largo • enough and rich e. nough to sustain a population of 30,000,000. It would make a large sized European king. dom.. The Stare will have 13,000,000 bush els of wheat to spare, which will bring in from $18,000,000 t o 820,000,000. The Wool clipis larger than. ever before. The vintage promises to he the best ever gath ered. Twenty-five millon grapevines are - in bearing, and new vineyards ate the order of the day. The State has just begun its net. work of railroads. soon to be connected by the long spider thread across the continent. A deluded citizen of Portland, Me., be• coining impressed with an idea that the world is soou to be visited by a second deluge, has applied bis whole property (6,000) to, the building of an ark of refuge. The boat will be 50 feet long., 15 feet wide,. flat-bottomed, square-seemed, round bows, with a house, a little aft of amidships. Ile is sole planner, and builder, and intends whoa it is complet ed, to furnish it with necessary provisions, and calmly await the rising of the waters. A friend of ours says he is growing weak er and weaker every day. Ho has got so now !hat he can't raise five dollars. P 1 0 .1" miretaX Long. Faces What a sad mistake it is to suppose tbat a .. man should be gloOtity because he is devout, as if misery were acceptable to God- op 'its ovmaocouttti-and - happhress -- en - offbuee-ariusr- --- his dignity. A modern writer of much wts ? dom and pith says : -- _ 'There is a secret of unbelief amongst some men that. God is displeased with man's hap piness, and so they slink about cleatiaa a shamed and afraid• to enjoy anything I' These aro the people of whom Hood 'They think they're pious when only bilious-r - -- " A good man is almost always a cheerful ono. It is fit that bad men scowl, look blue - and melancholy, but he who'has Clod's smile of approbation upon him should show his _radiance in his countenance, n, Dr. Johnso -said io-tnever knew - it - villain in his lifer that was not, on the whole, an unhappy And well may he be. And an honest man —the man with good conscience—let him en joy ns p eep, and his dinner, and love of his wife and the prattle of his children, and show a beaming face to his neighbor. Surely there is no worse theology than that which teaches t t , 'ven such fulness of to beasts and birds delights nct in the misery cf men ; or, that having filled us with Oldness, we ought to give the lie to his goodoe4s by wearing faces beclouded with woe, and fur rowed with pretended happiness. AN INCIDENT..-4 rather verdant youth from far up the country' was lounging through the streets of a certain city the other day, hearing the music, and seeing the sights 1u general, bearing himself, amid all these temp tations, as straight. as a sapling and as inde• pendent as a wood-sawyer. In the course of his peregrirations, he passed one r.f the large hardware -stores,- and spied on•the outside a sign of 'Japanned Wairera for Sale.' The sign attracted verdant's notice, and he - - straightway walked in and began_ to examire the wares displayed , through the store Fi saily'he marched . up to ooe of the clerks, ap prosirnating Ilia mouth 'to the clerk's ear, and in a confidential tone requested to be _shown 'thcm_airJa_pan_rriggers.' _ 'Japan niggers !' exclaimed the clerk; don't understand-you ' understandine ? Wal, now . I think that is cutting it rayther fat, stranger.— - ' ytott_g_ot—aboa rd—at—the—d oar—th a-r-- painted - , 'Japanned waiters for sale ?" — tOh, tam= yes—no—yes, not — e - x - trerly;' -- s. _mered_the .clerk r catching_a gli pse_of_co ua, tryman's troubles; 'this is what you mean; this is a Japan waiter,' handing him one from the counter. Country opened his eyes lika an owl, .and surveyed first the waiter and tlen the clerk. Finally, however, ho broke out with— ---qieavens and split shingles ! if this ain't a sell I I would'at hev Bill Moony knaw it for a dollar. - Look here, stranger,' as soon as lie could catch breath, 'them things are called tea-trays up in our dis.7,gins. I reek oned you had to sell some of them fellers the papers say the English buy in Chiner and carry to Cuba to work. These 'ere won't do.' And he left. TUE IRTSUMAN ANT) TUE NF.GItO -GMT nor Briggs used to rebate the following, which a correspondent of Royer's avers has not been in print: In the old stage coach days an Irishman was travelling in New England. Arriving late at the town where they were to spend the Light I'at discoVered to his dismay, that the only chance for sleep was to share the couch of a colored brother. The natural repugnance of hie race made him loth to accept the situation, but being very tired, he accepted with' as good grace as possible. In the night some mischievous boys black ened his face. In the morning fifteen mules were to be traveled before breakfast. Our. Celtic friend was awakened just in time to spring into the eurrage as it was moving off. At their stopping place he found no eon venience for washing. Stepping_ un ... to a " - ^ao his hi he stare,,'t Oa - Ts — to arrange his hair, he started back in horror, exclaiming,Aße jaberv, you've woke the dirty nagur, and left me fifteen miles be- hind !' Keep your eye open, young man, when you are after a woman. If the little deer is cross and scolds at her mother in the back room, you may be sure that you will get par• Ocular fits all round the house. If she apol ogizes for wiping the dishes, you will need a girl to fan her. If she blushes when found at the wash tub with her sleeves rolled up, be sure sir that she is the codfish .aristocra cy, little breeding and little sense. If you marry a woman who knows nothing bat to commit slaughter on the piano, you have got the poorest piece of muslin ever got up.— rind the one whose mind is right, and then pitch in. Don't be comine , around like a sheep thief as though ashamed to be seen a round in the day time, but walk up like a chicken to the dough through, IN. ask for the article like a man. An Irish dragoon, on hearing that his widoWed mother had married since he quitted Ireland, exclaimed, .1 hope she won't have a Eon older than me , for if she does I shall lose the estate.' A WORD TO PRrDE.—By pulling your fiager from the water, you leave co hole in the fluid ; and by dying, you Nave no vacan cy in the world. • Cicero gives expression to a beautiful thought when he says, go -from life as from an inn, rnot - as from home.' '• 4 There..is•one kind o'ship I always steer clear of,' said eo old bachelor sea captain; that'koona tohip, 'cause on that ship tbcr 'e alweliftWolnatcs and no captain. 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