Village record. (Waynesboro', Pa.) 1863-1871, December 27, 1867, Image 1

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V GLUME XXII.-- --------,-- ----- .----- -- .- ---- _-, . WA'iNESBORO' I- FRANKLIN COUNTI rtvxsYLVINIA,, FRIDALMORNING,, , DECEMBER 27 - - •1867-
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DRUGS
MEDICINES,
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PAIWTS,
Go to Foftrthman's
:ZULU V Rial
Itaynesboro l ; May 24, 18(37
J. BEAVER,
Ladies, Misseq; Chad refs, Me 5:74 Bop
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Hato, Caps, Trunks, etc.
Sugars, Tobacco, the very nerne old kind of Rnp
pee Snuff, Candice, Nuts. Cloves. i..3iriartion, Pep
per, Baking Soda, (linger, Baking Moll,,s•ee, shoe
and Stove Blacking, G+sunc.• of Coffee, P,,per Col
hire and Cuffs, Suspenders „Hose, Paper, tisk and
Steel pens.
TEIE ETALIC_SIME_SDLE.
soaps, Lilly Waite, Hair Oil, Perfumeries, Matches,
Kerosene, &c. Govornrn ,, in Blankets. Also
Gum Blankute. Many mom articles needed and
rased by everybody.
Room on the north-east Garner in the Diamond,
W.AYNESBORG',
Citizens and persons living in the Country -will
find a large and well selected stock of first class
goons it as low figures as can ue sold in the coun-
Sept. 20 1867
TbAINTS fur FARMERS and others.—The Graf
ton Mineral Paint Co., arc now manufacturing
the Best, Cheapest. and most Durable Paint in use:
two coats well put on, mixed with pure Lirisocd
Oil, will' last 10 or 1.5 yeari• it is al a light brown or
beautiful chocolate color, and can Ito changed to
green, lead, stone, drab, olive or cream, to suit the
consumer. It is valuable for Houses, Barns, Fen
ces, Carriage and Car-makers, Pails. and Wooden
ware, Agricultural Implements. Canal Boats, Yes
•els, and Ships' Bottoms, Canvas, Metal and shin
gle Hoofs, (it being Fire and Water proof), Floor
Oil Cloths, (one Manufacturer having used bOOO
bbls. the past year,) and as a paint fur any purpose
is unsurpassed for body, durability, elasticity, and
adhesiveness. Warranted in all cases: as auove.
Send for a circular which gives fell particulars.
"None genuine unless branded in a trade mark Graf
ton Mineral Paint Adretai
DANIEL !DPW ELL, 264 Pearl St. N.
For salo at the Hardware store of GERSEit elk
1211I.NEHAItT, who are Alio agouti fur Bidwell's
Carriage Gleari.
Ea UDS 13 ,E E. V 7 hi. If T ED.
A T IHE euhocrtheramill pay the highest cash price
.4L for Lumber, to Pe delivered this wawa, and
will also want a large lot for nest rteavion.
Sept. 6-If, ti.EI.S.ER.,PRACE ht. CO. •
RED lIAT, Main Street, Clannalierehurg,
JDPa, it a sure sign that y are near the Cheap
and Faehh.giable 'let Emporium of
DECIIERT,
t Iran: largest serentuicat of C.,A. It P E 'r M in,
i town at the store at " 41 .. ,
A UNIRIIIM, BSYMIDICT & Cam,:-
PRIME N. 0. Molasses at the store 0f....
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111111AMOY
Wo gaze—the future seems to hold -
No shadow with its sheen. -
The brightest roses seem to bloom
Adown its vistas green:
And homes that nestle by the-way,
9cem-fall-of-joy--And mirth
While every wild wind seems. to speak,
"How beautiful is earth."
But when we reach those days "to come,"
Those flowers that seem ao fair,
Alas! we find but withered leaves,
A miracle in the air.
Those horses where lappy hearts should dwell,
Are lone and silent all,
Save where sonic spectre of the past
Treads each deserted hall.
"Fis thus vri h all of bright things,
.And this the fruit they bear;
We touch them, but the tire is dAtd,
hr flul to tvcift'rrg there.
Like apr I -.. , !.hielk a eve art, call 1,
Su beaufful to,ey e aml,terich,
Vut o C:t,-tmt?
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TIM CONTRAST.
What alenutlful place ia a hqme,
Where, the hqsbarpl and rr fo loth agree ;
Where the:children art hal.py alai glad,
What a beautiful place is a bo rne ,
Where religion iloth reign in its pride;
Where husband and wife both appear
As when they wera bridegroom end bride
What a horrible place is a home
Where the man end 'tome/leer wrangle;
Where children are brought up midst strife.
And taught little else but to jangle.
What a horrible place is a horns,
Where religion doth ne'er preside;
Where the heads scarce seem to remember
They were ever bridegroom and bride.
Xit MS C 33" I—a T...e.ALIV-11r.
tsolomen's Throne .
The following account of this remarkable
piece of mechanism-purports to be taken from
the Persian manuscript, called "The history
of Jerusalem :"
The sides of it were of pure gold, the feet
of emeralds and rubies intermixed with pearls
each of which were as large as an ostrich's
egg . . The throne had seven sides, on each
side were delineated orchards full of trees,
the branches of.whicla were of precious stones
representing fruit, ripe and unripe,. s on the
tope of the trees were to be seen figures of
plumage birds, particularly the peacock, the
ecauh and tcarges, All these birds STOre.hol
lowed within artificially, se as to oe'cassion
' ally utter melodious rounds, such as the ear
of mortal never heard. On the first step
were delineated vine branches having, bun
ches of grapes, composed of precious stones
of various kinds, faetioned in such a man
ner as to represent the various colors of pur
ple, violet, green and red, so as to render the
appearance of real fruit. On the second step
on each side of the throne, were two lions of'
terrible aspect, large as life, and formed of
cast gold.
The nature of Ibis remarkable throne was
such that when Solon/oil placed his- foot on
the first step, the birds spread their wings
and made a flUttOlint , noise in the air. On
his reaching the third step, the whole as
sembtage of demons, aed faries, and men, re
peated the praises ef the -Deity. When he
arrived at the fourth step, voices were'heard
addressing Elm iii tli - e • folic wing manner:
'Son of David, be thankful for the blessings
which the Almighty has bestowed upon us,'
The same was repeated en his reaching the
fifth step. On his reaching the sixth, all of
Israel joined them, and on his arrival at the
seventh, All the birds and animals became in
motion, and ceased not until he bad placed
himself on the royal scat; when the birds,
lions and other animals, by secret springs,
discharged a shower of the most precious
perfumes on Solomon, after which two of the
karges descended and placed the golden ;
crown upon has head.
Before the throne was a column of burn
istad gold, en the top of which was a gol
den dove, which held in its beak a volume
bound in silver. In this book were written
the Psalms of David, and the dove having
presented the book to the King, be read a
loud a portion of it to the children of Israel.
It is further related that on the approach of
evilepersoes to the throne, the lions • were
wont to set up a terrible roar, and to lash
their tails with violence, the birds also, and
the demons and genii to utter horrid cries,
so, for fear of them, no one dared to be guil
ty of falsehood, but all eoefessed their crimes
Such was the throne of Solomon, the son of
David.
A Man wlio is allowed to grow np with
his mind entirely neglected, has inflicted
upon bins a grievous wrong. He is cut off
from the sweetest and noblest (sources of
happiness, and even if he is regarded simply
as an it - gent for tho•production of %yeah's, he
is made by ignorance comparatively useless
and inefficient Grime and improvidence,
which inevitably produoo destitution, are iu
alreat degree caused by ignorance.--
Two children diei last week in Mobile,
Alabama, from eating candies which bad
been colored with poisonbui substance 3.
A Visite to the Mummies
An American, now — traveling in Egypt,
had the curiosity to enter a cave used as a
sepulchre- for mummies "Imagine," says
he, "a vaulted chamber twenty five feet high,
cut in the heart of a-huge granite rack. In
this apartment, dimly lighted by rour two'
flickering tapers, filled almost to the roof,
was a countless piled mass of: uneoffined
natiiruniesi• Theie they lay in all shapes and
luestures. Time had burst the twining
ligaments of some, and their bony arms and
fleshless fingers seemed struggling up from
the mass, as if to lay hold of the disturbers
of their slumbers. Some .were placed up•
right against the walls, and in the weird
shadows thrown by the candle's light, their
features twitched and moved, and their long
sealed lips seemed opening to denounce us.
Our Arab guard drew a long knife hour the
sheath under his arm, and commenced cut
ting and tearing off the wrappings in search
of valuables; and, as his naked limbs sank
among the dry bones, and as his awarthe
arms tossed about the bodies, he looked like
some hideous vampire at his nightly meal.
The air was very bad, and I was about to
beat_a_retreat, _when suddenly- a -thought
flashed across my mind that almost froze my
.blood with horror. I ant not a coward, but
for a raiment my heart stood still. The cave
TYM filled with a thousand mummies. drier
that] tire - driest tinder, and - soaked in r u•
men, each one wrapped in many folds of
-- vmm - y - ; - t - tuth --- alvfluttysble as gun - o - o - on.
A single spark from one of the candles
would have spread like wildfire, and no
power upon earth could have raved us f tom
a fearful death. We won - Id — lia - Vc boeici
roasted alive in five minutes. I remarked
this to
guide
he saw it instantly, and yelled
to the to be careful of the light, while
I started for the opening. On I went,
-through - the - narrow --- litts - s - age, rettrki - knees
and garments against sharp stones, sh udder
ingly expecting each moment to lay my hatid
upon the slimy coils of serpents in the dark,
and every now and then sticking fast and
feeling (in imagination) the scorching breath
of the fire-fiend on my back. At last /
reached - the - hole and - was -drawn -np,- - very
glad to breathe the pure air and feel the
warm sun again."
How tho IJyramids wore Built.
The stones were brought from the opposit
side of the valley of the Nile, twelve or fif
teen miles distance.-- The first work was to
build a giant-causewaror-road—over—lrl
to transport the atones. Herodetus says,
one hundred thousand men. were employed
ten years on this part of the work. After
this preparatory work came the leveling of
the rocky foundation, the cutting oat of the
subterranean chambers, and tho elevation of
the huge masses of stone. This work the
same writer says occupied three hundred and
sixty thousand men twenty year. These
men were drafted bythe tyrant sovereign,
ati ruen wore drafted in time of •war, each
levy serving a certain - number of mouths,
then others their places.
Such is the structure we have come to ex,
amirie, and which now stands before us in ali
its huge proportions. 11' hat an immense la
bor! Could these stones speak, what stories
of crushing despotism, of hardbanded slavish
servitude they would tell! But the hands
that toiled and the hearts that ached beneath
this despotic labor have long since crumbled
to dust. Centuries of oblivion have rolled
over their silent, and now unknown resting
places. But here stand the astonishing mon
uments of toil. Here they have stood for
thousands of years defying the hand of the
barbarian, the storms of the desert and the
lightnings of heaven. Their lofty heights
have looked down with proud contempt upon
the changes of time, the rise and fall of na
tions, and smiled upon the conflicts of human
passions, as conquering armies have come to
deluge with blood, and heap with carnage the
beautiful plains above which they lift their
lofty heads.
- Taking Cold
-- A cold is not necessarily the-resultolo-w2
or high temperature. A person may go
from a hot bath directly into a cold one, or
into snow oven, and not take cold. He may
remain out in the coldest atmosphero until
chilled through, and still not take cold.—
On the contrary, ho may take cold by pour
ing,a couple of tablespoonfuls of water upon
some patio of his dress, or by standing in a
door, or before a etove,•or by sitting near a
window or other opening, where one part of
the body is colder than another part. Lot
it be kept in mind that uniformity of tern•
peratwre over the whole body is the great
thinglo be looked after. It is the unequal
heat upon different parts of the body that
produces colds, by disturbing the uniform
circulation of he blood, which in turn in
duces congestion of some part. If you nisst
keep a partially wet garment on, it would
perhaps be as welt to wet the whole of it u
niformly. The feet are the great source of
colds, on account of the variable temperature
they are subjected to. Keep these always
dry and warm, and avoid draughts of air, hut
or cold, wet slots on the garrneiatp, and oili
er direct causes of unequal temperature, nail
keep the system braced up by plenty of sleep,
and the eschewing •of debilitating foods and
drinks, and you will be proof against a cold
and its results.
The St. Louis Dynocrwt h tares .t.Lat, ac
cording to estimates based on good authori
ty, not less than two hundred thousand per
sons have settled in Alissouii daring the past
year. The grotrctli of oar Western States
and Territonos is ons (~T t1:0 tionc.'ers. of
this marvelous age.
'Father what dt,es the printer live on?'
'.Why. my chill?"
'O, because you said yeti hadn't paid for
jinor paper for three ye:irsl."
risitlathcr wieb a flea in his ear. -
Genoa' Sher Adan's itepoit
After referring to his organization of the
military forces of the Department,- he pro: ,
needs to saythit "on •the,3crof March,
an Act entitled 'an Act to. pro - vide for : the
more efficient giiiirernmerit of the rebel States'
became a•law, - mrif be was assigned , to % the
command of the Fifth District comprising
the Stales oflionisiall'a and - Vey:ie."
* * * • *• .* * *
The report concludes as follows:
Assuming comiaand of the Fifth Military
District on the 19th of March,lB67, I found
upon examining the law that "was required
"to protect, all persons and property; to sup
press insurrection, disorder, and violence,
and to punish, or cause to be punished all
disturbers of the public peace and criminals."
To accomplish this purpose, and to reor-,
ganize these two States as loyal to the gov
ernMent' I bad a small military force add
the authority vested in me by the law. I
found, upon a close examination of the exiSt
ine, civil governments of those two States,
that nearly every civil fnnetionary, from the
Governor down, had been soldiers or alders
and abetors in tho rebellion, and that in
nearly all cases they - had - been ---- ele - ate - d — on
confederate grounds, and solely for services
rendered in their attempts to destroy the
General Government. In fact, many, if not
all, had advertised, when they were candi
mates, their services in this respect as a
meritorious appeal for votes. Liamad,_also,
Mat taey were nearly all disfranchised by
the law, and were substantially aliens.
It is scarcely neceessary to state that from
this condition of affairs nearly every own ()f
-ifth-or-Within my command was either opt,nly
or secretly opposed to the law, .and to my
self as the authority held responsible by the
order of the Executive of the nation for its
faithful execution. It Wag a difficult situa
tion in whia to he placed, rendered still
more so by the apparently open sympathy of
the President with the functionaries above
- alluded to. I make this remark, not as a
charge, Luc simply as an explanation. To
have attempted 'to protect all persons in their
rights of person and property, to suppress
insurrection, disorder and violence, and pun=
ish or cause to be punished all disturbers of
the public peace and criminals,' and reorgan
ize the States against all this power and in
fluence in accordance with the intentions of
the framers of the law without-e-x-orting the
right of removal, was simply absurd.
It would_laave
_taken years for military
-commiss i o ns-to hay e_tri e d_those_eases_o
elating of the law alone - that would have oc
curred in exact registration of the legal vo
ters of the States, There - was only one
course to pursue, and that was to remove ev
ery civel officer who did not faithfully exe
cute the law, or who put any impediment in
the way of its execution--and this course
was adopted. In pursuance of the same, I
decided to use the authority vested in me
as leniently as possible; to almost allow my.
self to be forced to the wall by open overt
acts before action- was taken; and in every
order issued the cause of removal was speci
fied. I had no desire to oppress and did not
do so. I cnly wished to give eccurity to all
good citizens, and did so, and insecurity to
all 'office-holders who failed to early out the
law, or who put impediments in the way of
reconstruction
I have been charged by the highest au
thotity in the nation with being tyrannical
and partisan, and I am not afraid to say,
when such charges are made against me,
that I feel in my heart they aro untruthful.
In all my dealings with the people of Louis
iana and Texas I was governed by honor,
justice and truth, no political influences or
interests were allowed to control ;my actions.
I carried out the law with satisfaction to all
except those whom it disfranchised and a set
of dishonest, political tricksters who I had
previously denounced, and who sought to.
make use of the law to Attain place and po
sition; and the whole system of reconstruc
tion was faithfully dad successfully pushed
forward to near its completion, with energy
awl economy, until! the Ist of September,
1567, when 1 received General Orders No.
ST, - dated iletaluerters of the Army Adju
tant-General's Office, Washington, August
27, 1867, relieving me from the command of
the Fifth Military District, and assigning Ice
to the Depsartment of the Missouri.
In conclusion, I take the greatest pleas
ure in reporting to the General-in Chief the
cheerful and able manner its which all the
ofiSccre of my command performed their-dif
ficult and responsible dnties.
I um, sir, very respectfully, your obedient
servant, l' 11. Sumtinnsr,
inniqr t,lczeril.
Brevot Jtnjor Generil .Jul in A. Rawlins
Cl,ief of S!aff, Wa9bingron, D. C.
Gentility.
Genteel it is to bavo soft •Lands, bat not.
genteel to woi k on
OCUteel it 1;.1 to lie abed, but not genteel
to earn your breud.
Genteel it is to eriege rind but not
genteel to sew and pleu , ,;,ti.
Genteel it is to play the Lou, but not
gon Cel to reap or toe W.
Genteel it is to keep a gilt, but not genteel
to hoe and dig.
Genteel it '0 in trade to fail, j, it not, gen
teel tonwing flail.
Genteel it i 3 to play the fool, but not
zentecl to 'keep a school.
Genteel it is to chent your taihr, but not
scenteol to be s
Genteel it is to fight a duel, but not gen
teol to cut your fuel.
Genteel it in to ent iieb cake, but not
gent;Ool to cook vid bake.
Getteol it iq to hard the bluer, - but not
genteel to rrour thick shoes.
Ge,ntoci it is to out a frinod, but not I ; , ,en•
tcel your clothes to mend.
A little boy•at suoday School being nske.l
Odell was the elAief end of tnan replied:
-The cud what's gut the head on "
ffoosao Tunnel—Manner of Work
ine, it •
A earreepohdentef the New York Times'
gives the following intetesti❑g ieformation
relative to the flimflam of workitig - the lioasne
Tut:melt— 1: _
"In the depths of the earth, far down the
opening glimmer innumerable, candles.—
Heavy laden carts of stone coine - rolling out
of the dark defile. Stepping aside till they
pass e we follow their track to see the won
ders they haie •made common. On each
side are workmen swinging •huge mallets 'of
stone, chipping at the rock perseveringly to
widen the results of blasting. - \There are
two men to each opening drill. The huge
,hose for
,ventilation ran alongside of its
equally necessary brother, the one for drill
ing, putting tug hand before its mouth, the
rush of air was cold as ice. Thi3 dark roAt
is relieved by narrow veins of quartz, and
the effect is very fine. For a quarter of 1;
mile there is ceaseless dripping on our heads,
and we walk literally through puddles.—
Then the footing beootnes dryer, though the
clay is wet at all times, and resembles putty.
They call it 'stopping clay,' and use it instead
of putty. Is is very useful around a candle
as we walk along. For the workmen it
serves as candle stick; splash goes a dub of
it-against-the-rockirrto — vrhich — h - e - - - tlrr
his candle, and he is ready for work.
I— Vo-pansu — try — th - c --- 'irattot y he-r-are
ready for a blast beyond. The signal is
given to be ready . 'What is the noise like?'
I query ignorantly of our guide.
'Sit down, if you don't want to be knock
ed over,' was his only response, and ho drew
out a board hastily. robeyed, and in an in
stant wy silly questien was answered'hy'sneh
a concussion as I hope cover to hoar again.
Hats-were knocked elf by the rush °Pair,
thou - gh it is said to be much greater near the
'enlargement' or entrance. Powder is the
only moans now used• for blasting, and it is
fired by olcotrieity, twenty three drills at a
time. 4.sl'we near the 'heading wo have to
stoop in walking; the black reek shwa down
upon us and around us like the fatuous pris
on chamber of the Inquisitiou. Lingo - gates
of timber are before the heading, behind
which workmen flee when the blast occurs.
Ocoashmally a heavy pitce of rock crushes
through. but no accidents from this cause
have yet occurred.
'Gun cotton has been used for blastiol;,
- and - one - man lost - his — life-4y its mysterious-
Nitro — glyeerincAtasTelse - been - tri- , , -
- 071, but gunpowder is alone used now.
'We bad traversed 4.200 feet, and the im
mutable ruck_ barred_ further progress. In
seven years, Gov. I3ullook says, we shall ride
through this.rooky wall, and it must be ad
mitted that the work is making good pro
gress under the present management. The
Superintendent seemed übiquitous, as is
meet, and proper. The workmen at the
'healing' are reliiived every six hours, at the
'enlargement' every night.
'Going back we Met the relief' gangs walk
ing with drooping heads . and measured tread
like a file of convicts. What a relict it Lutist
be:te feel-the sweet, cool air upon their faces
after eight hours imprisonment at the head
ing!'
'Nine miles of mountain road in tlia after
noon brought us to the west side of the tun-.
not, just above North Adams. Hero the
same process is repeated, the same hammer
ing of stone, and an easy and safe tide down
the shaft for those who like. The work is
' progressing tit this end also, and they-have
excavated two thousand foot.
(There have been singularly few accidents
is proportion to the number of men employ
ed on the tunnel since the commencement,
an d th e disaster at the central shaft, where•
by thirteen poor men lost their lives, may be
called the only one of any magnitude.'
GREATNEsS or MIND.—A Corsican, the
leader of a fang of banditti, who had been
famous for his exploits, was at lenttth . taken
and committed to the care of a soldier, from
wham ho contrived to escape, The soldier
was tried, and condemned to death. At (he
place of execution, a man coming up to it'd
commanding vihcor, said :'Sir, 1 am a stran
ger to you, but you shall soon know who I
sm. I hum.' that one of your soldiers is to
die for having suffered a prisoner tO escape',
he was not at all to blame, besides, the pris
oner shall be restored to you'. Behold• him
here—l am the man. I cannot bear that an
innocent man should be puniAlud for me,
and I come to die my ell'.' cried the
French ()dicer, wilt) • felt as ho ought the
sublimity of the as;inn, 'thou shalt not die,
and the soldier ,!tall be set at Lberty.
deavor to reap the fruits of thy geoerosit);
tho u de-erve-s: to be hencef..irth 'an honest
EX TINa UN ill NO A , 1114 1 010 D
f , i/ t co seine reiatives n little in:.re
i:shed than hint, , elf. was tv(inotted, Cu going
to 1)01, to Ito careful to .Ert;,,!pil:tia the no.
die. lie wls obliged to it-It the meat,ing ul
the word, when he was told, it was to pun it
out. lie tiea , ured up the tetra, and ono
day when he wro, sitting, et home in his
cabin with his wife, enjoying his praticn
buttertni;k, on the pig uticerPnioniously walk
inz in, he s4id (proud of his bit of leiroin. , !,)
dear, will you extinguish the pi_?"
"A:rah„ then, Pat, honey, what do you
note" inquired Jody. ").lu3sha, then, you
ignorant eratur," replied "it 1113 n put
hits 00 1 , to be sure."
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An inquiBitiv a.oL . 3.11;el a, soldier Rita
aa empty filer ro)iftv'T ~...lio,t hk arm.,,,,,..
'ln a thrnhiil: , ipic
,j,sllvitzcotillie s'ol.
dier. ,- • , ~ r' - ---
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rtlWere you 4 t Tel aohinc 7' --:, --'-
rantii*) .
'Well, no, (lea. GI:al M
t had lt;tr.v.' ' -.4 •
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Jul, 'Wur •
t: elvaply cicato..l.',
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A Colored, Mart on Equal:lA - pi
The Bev. Mr. Butler, a colored minister
addressed the 'Kentucky Colored Convention
:at Louieville . a few days since as followe - :. - .z.
The future 'of this country depends', not
so much'on tvlitit , party 'is in power, to it
does on the removal of all disabilities; they.
weigh down its people. Thon and, not un
til then, will the country have peace. We
don't ask for social equality. I never sa'W
that white woman yet Oat looked
in my eyes,as a good brown colored woman.
And if it 'wasn't so, We don't heed thdr so
cial equality doctrie, because our friends
the white folks lave kindly managed it so
that we have every shade to choose from,
from the deepest jet black to the turest
white. [Laughter.] And an there are no
ladies pret:ent alloy me to nay that the r;te• •
tice of social equality has not been on our .
side, but on that of the whites ; who in their
dark and devious ways, were not always n
i'ble, let us charitably suppose to tell black
and white. This social equality has not
been sought by us, but they have run after
us, and though we are nTv emancipated and
free, they haven't stopped.
A Voice—We'll stop it wino we get the
testimony.
Yes that's so. They better not come my "
way even now. We say to them lot us alone,
anft-weat-anyinix ru re:-11 — they — h e i
. It. r
me alone I might have known what color I
-was-rtit--aiv-it=i9,lrtorgrea-rext—croubl-e—rs—
keep my hair just right. Don't talk about
social equality. If 1 was a white man in
Kentucky I would hide My bead; I wouldatt
mention it, with so many evidences standing
arouod of my social equality. We don't want
any more of it. Keep on your own side of
the lino and we'll keep on our side; find in the
course of time we'll get beak where God lef
uo. (Cheers and applause.]
"tirT 17P, HON EY."—llecently, an Iris:,
111311 in New Jersey was on Sunday driving a
horse and wagon tolfarcts Faeroe, when ha
was mst hut clergyman who was going to
church . , atia ho took the opportunity to chide
The travelerfor breaking the Sabbath.
"My frieudi said he, "this is a bad WISSI
you aro in."
"Ooh honey," raid the Irishman, "and
ion% it hi turnpiker
"Yes," replied the minister, "bat what f.
mean isobat you are in a, bed state."
c'lle ine soul!" returned the. Irishman,
"and - that l a - truo -- onaughTtoo T your-worsitip; -
It'a - a - very bad State, and I'll get into-L'
Pennsylvania as moon as I can. Get up
honey!'
There was a dry old follow out in Jeffer
son county, in this Stme, who called one day
on the member of eougrese elect. The
family was at breakfast, and the old man
wee not in A. docent trim to be invited to eit
by; but ho was hungry, awl detormined to
to get an invita•tion.,
"Wlint'a the news?'' inquired the Coo
vressman.
"Nothing much—but one of my neighbors
'SO'3 "C his chid such a queer natnc."
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"Ab! what mum) was that?"
"Why, Como and FAL"
" Cu WI e, and Eat!"
'•\ ft thank you," said the old man, '1
don't care it' I de,'` and drew up to the ta•
blo.
RF.SEMBLANOE.—None philosopher has
remarked that *very animal, when dressed . in
human apparel, resembles mankind very stri
kingly in features. Put a frock, bonnet and
spectacles on a pig and it looks like an old
woman of eighty. A bull dressed in an o
vercoat would resemble a lawyer. Tie a few
red ribbons round a oat, put a fan in its paw,:
and a boarding school wise is represented.—,t .
A cockerel in a uniform is a general of tbs
life guards A hedgehog looks like a mispf l
Dress a monkey in a frock coat, out off'
tail, trim his whiskers, and you have a city.,
dandy. Donkeys resemble a good many
sous.'
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An English merchant was dining wiSa - .
Chinese msndarin, when it struck hies tt
perhaps the dish which he, had eaten of so
hesrtily might have been stewed eats, for ho
heard that they eat eats in China. The Chi
'Damao didn't know English, so his uost,
anxiously pointing to the dish, enq
?"se, no,' rOliad the tuna.';.
(larin, 'bow, wow I'
SS'ha!ever else you borrow, never borrow
trouble. It never does you Any good, and
when you return it you get no• tlituakti.
More Orin three liontli•el kinds of hoop
rkirts =nulletun2d in New Yurk.
Some wretch of an editor sap - that aooth
cr twist, to the prriiont mode of "doing. up"
thou ladies 'hair would take them oil their
taut.
Er y9* have a serow mite.] into wont!, or a
nut or ri hr,lt. that will not readily turn, pour
WI it a Jule kerosene !iu , l let it remain, In
Ittila whil,:die oil will pen•.tr a te the in.
terAtiees so that the screw , can be easily
started
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A zc4ntlettenu %vb.), Iloilo:. !bo in tit esci~r..
u cat, wyuNl 41'11i...re's a crisis own.
i nt!' ‘titlB Atilll , ed 'IL ,1 .10111 . 4 grAva•
f ly la formed by a little lour year old sou,
lbat aryeis had poate, and was iu the
.bud with snot 'tor.'
I A Michigan ses7il,g tvnr onnt re p or t e d r „,
, be very pli)r, has hri 7.51U0U in gold loft
I •licr, which is now ou dooo4it to ti t ol3suig of
}lugland. No better of rielies 01111 130
'made than by ha•,tg.ilviii tli.nri on the thrifty
pour.
\l'liy is a h trial:' BeteAui.e her sae
luever,s6l,i.
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