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TEIE ETALIC_SIME_SDLE. soaps, Lilly Waite, Hair Oil, Perfumeries, Matches, Kerosene, &c. Govornrn ,, in Blankets. Also Gum Blankute. Many mom articles needed and rased by everybody. Room on the north-east Garner in the Diamond, W.AYNESBORG', Citizens and persons living in the Country -will find a large and well selected stock of first class goons it as low figures as can ue sold in the coun- Sept. 20 1867 TbAINTS fur FARMERS and others.—The Graf ton Mineral Paint Co., arc now manufacturing the Best, Cheapest. and most Durable Paint in use: two coats well put on, mixed with pure Lirisocd Oil, will' last 10 or 1.5 yeari• it is al a light brown or beautiful chocolate color, and can Ito changed to green, lead, stone, drab, olive or cream, to suit the consumer. It is valuable for Houses, Barns, Fen ces, Carriage and Car-makers, Pails. and Wooden ware, Agricultural Implements. Canal Boats, Yes •els, and Ships' Bottoms, Canvas, Metal and shin gle Hoofs, (it being Fire and Water proof), Floor Oil Cloths, (one Manufacturer having used bOOO bbls. the past year,) and as a paint fur any purpose is unsurpassed for body, durability, elasticity, and adhesiveness. Warranted in all cases: as auove. Send for a circular which gives fell particulars. "None genuine unless branded in a trade mark Graf ton Mineral Paint Adretai DANIEL !DPW ELL, 264 Pearl St. N. For salo at the Hardware store of GERSEit elk 1211I.NEHAItT, who are Alio agouti fur Bidwell's Carriage Gleari. Ea UDS 13 ,E E. V 7 hi. If T ED. A T IHE euhocrtheramill pay the highest cash price .4L for Lumber, to Pe delivered this wawa, and will also want a large lot for nest rteavion. Sept. 6-If, ti.EI.S.ER.,PRACE ht. CO. • RED lIAT, Main Street, Clannalierehurg, JDPa, it a sure sign that y are near the Cheap and Faehh.giable 'let Emporium of DECIIERT, t Iran: largest serentuicat of C.,A. It P E 'r M in, i town at the store at " 41 .. , A UNIRIIIM, BSYMIDICT & Cam,:- PRIME N. 0. Molasses at the store 0f.... k :—.''-.:.. . 21lualooN, BexiNdif.po. • , 5' 4": 5 , , ,a - DEALER IN 1 3 .40133 11 1 1 XC1' •"' w '2l yvit• 111111AMOY Wo gaze—the future seems to hold - No shadow with its sheen. - The brightest roses seem to bloom Adown its vistas green: And homes that nestle by the-way, 9cem-fall-of-joy--And mirth While every wild wind seems. to speak, "How beautiful is earth." But when we reach those days "to come," Those flowers that seem ao fair, Alas! we find but withered leaves, A miracle in the air. Those horses where lappy hearts should dwell, Are lone and silent all, Save where sonic spectre of the past Treads each deserted hall. "Fis thus vri h all of bright things, .And this the fruit they bear; We touch them, but the tire is dAtd, hr flul to tvcift'rrg there. Like apr I -.. , !.hielk a eve art, call 1, Su beaufful to,ey e aml,terich, Vut o C:t,-tmt? _- TIM CONTRAST. What alenutlful place ia a hqme, Where, the hqsbarpl and rr fo loth agree ; Where the:children art hal.py alai glad, What a beautiful place is a bo rne , Where religion iloth reign in its pride; Where husband and wife both appear As when they wera bridegroom end bride What a horrible place is a home Where the man end 'tome/leer wrangle; Where children are brought up midst strife. And taught little else but to jangle. What a horrible place is a horns, Where religion doth ne'er preside; Where the heads scarce seem to remember They were ever bridegroom and bride. Xit MS C 33" I—a T...e.ALIV-11r. tsolomen's Throne . The following account of this remarkable piece of mechanism-purports to be taken from the Persian manuscript, called "The history of Jerusalem :" The sides of it were of pure gold, the feet of emeralds and rubies intermixed with pearls each of which were as large as an ostrich's egg . . The throne had seven sides, on each side were delineated orchards full of trees, the branches of.whicla were of precious stones representing fruit, ripe and unripe,. s on the tope of the trees were to be seen figures of plumage birds, particularly the peacock, the ecauh and tcarges, All these birds STOre.hol lowed within artificially, se as to oe'cassion ' ally utter melodious rounds, such as the ear of mortal never heard. On the first step were delineated vine branches having, bun ches of grapes, composed of precious stones of various kinds, faetioned in such a man ner as to represent the various colors of pur ple, violet, green and red, so as to render the appearance of real fruit. On the second step on each side of the throne, were two lions of' terrible aspect, large as life, and formed of cast gold. The nature of Ibis remarkable throne was such that when Solon/oil placed his- foot on the first step, the birds spread their wings and made a flUttOlint , noise in the air. On his reaching the third step, the whole as sembtage of demons, aed faries, and men, re peated the praises ef the -Deity. When he arrived at the fourth step, voices were'heard addressing Elm iii tli - e • folic wing manner: 'Son of David, be thankful for the blessings which the Almighty has bestowed upon us,' The same was repeated en his reaching the fifth step. On his reaching the sixth, all of Israel joined them, and on his arrival at the seventh, All the birds and animals became in motion, and ceased not until he bad placed himself on the royal scat; when the birds, lions and other animals, by secret springs, discharged a shower of the most precious perfumes on Solomon, after which two of the karges descended and placed the golden ; crown upon has head. Before the throne was a column of burn istad gold, en the top of which was a gol den dove, which held in its beak a volume bound in silver. In this book were written the Psalms of David, and the dove having presented the book to the King, be read a loud a portion of it to the children of Israel. It is further related that on the approach of evilepersoes to the throne, the lions • were wont to set up a terrible roar, and to lash their tails with violence, the birds also, and the demons and genii to utter horrid cries, so, for fear of them, no one dared to be guil ty of falsehood, but all eoefessed their crimes Such was the throne of Solomon, the son of David. A Man wlio is allowed to grow np with his mind entirely neglected, has inflicted upon bins a grievous wrong. He is cut off from the sweetest and noblest (sources of happiness, and even if he is regarded simply as an it - gent for tho•production of %yeah's, he is made by ignorance comparatively useless and inefficient Grime and improvidence, which inevitably produoo destitution, are iu alreat degree caused by ignorance.-- Two children diei last week in Mobile, Alabama, from eating candies which bad been colored with poisonbui substance 3. A Visite to the Mummies An American, now — traveling in Egypt, had the curiosity to enter a cave used as a sepulchre- for mummies "Imagine," says he, "a vaulted chamber twenty five feet high, cut in the heart of a-huge granite rack. In this apartment, dimly lighted by rour two' flickering tapers, filled almost to the roof, was a countless piled mass of: uneoffined natiiruniesi• Theie they lay in all shapes and luestures. Time had burst the twining ligaments of some, and their bony arms and fleshless fingers seemed struggling up from the mass, as if to lay hold of the disturbers of their slumbers. Some .were placed up• right against the walls, and in the weird shadows thrown by the candle's light, their features twitched and moved, and their long sealed lips seemed opening to denounce us. Our Arab guard drew a long knife hour the sheath under his arm, and commenced cut ting and tearing off the wrappings in search of valuables; and, as his naked limbs sank among the dry bones, and as his awarthe arms tossed about the bodies, he looked like some hideous vampire at his nightly meal. The air was very bad, and I was about to beat_a_retreat, _when suddenly- a -thought flashed across my mind that almost froze my .blood with horror. I ant not a coward, but for a raiment my heart stood still. The cave TYM filled with a thousand mummies. drier that] tire - driest tinder, and - soaked in r u• men, each one wrapped in many folds of -- vmm - y - ; - t - tuth --- alvfluttysble as gun - o - o - on. A single spark from one of the candles would have spread like wildfire, and no power upon earth could have raved us f tom a fearful death. We won - Id — lia - Vc boeici roasted alive in five minutes. I remarked this to guide he saw it instantly, and yelled to the to be careful of the light, while I started for the opening. On I went, -through - the - narrow --- litts - s - age, rettrki - knees and garments against sharp stones, sh udder ingly expecting each moment to lay my hatid upon the slimy coils of serpents in the dark, and every now and then sticking fast and feeling (in imagination) the scorching breath of the fire-fiend on my back. At last / reached - the - hole and - was -drawn -np,- - very glad to breathe the pure air and feel the warm sun again." How tho IJyramids wore Built. The stones were brought from the opposit side of the valley of the Nile, twelve or fif teen miles distance.-- The first work was to build a giant-causewaror-road—over—lrl to transport the atones. Herodetus says, one hundred thousand men. were employed ten years on this part of the work. After this preparatory work came the leveling of the rocky foundation, the cutting oat of the subterranean chambers, and tho elevation of the huge masses of stone. This work the same writer says occupied three hundred and sixty thousand men twenty year. These men were drafted bythe tyrant sovereign, ati ruen wore drafted in time of •war, each levy serving a certain - number of mouths, then others their places. Such is the structure we have come to ex, amirie, and which now stands before us in ali its huge proportions. 11' hat an immense la bor! Could these stones speak, what stories of crushing despotism, of hardbanded slavish servitude they would tell! But the hands that toiled and the hearts that ached beneath this despotic labor have long since crumbled to dust. Centuries of oblivion have rolled over their silent, and now unknown resting places. But here stand the astonishing mon uments of toil. Here they have stood for thousands of years defying the hand of the barbarian, the storms of the desert and the lightnings of heaven. Their lofty heights have looked down with proud contempt upon the changes of time, the rise and fall of na tions, and smiled upon the conflicts of human passions, as conquering armies have come to deluge with blood, and heap with carnage the beautiful plains above which they lift their lofty heads. - Taking Cold -- A cold is not necessarily the-resultolo-w2 or high temperature. A person may go from a hot bath directly into a cold one, or into snow oven, and not take cold. He may remain out in the coldest atmosphero until chilled through, and still not take cold.— On the contrary, ho may take cold by pour ing,a couple of tablespoonfuls of water upon some patio of his dress, or by standing in a door, or before a etove,•or by sitting near a window or other opening, where one part of the body is colder than another part. Lot it be kept in mind that uniformity of tern• peratwre over the whole body is the great thinglo be looked after. It is the unequal heat upon different parts of the body that produces colds, by disturbing the uniform circulation of he blood, which in turn in duces congestion of some part. If you nisst keep a partially wet garment on, it would perhaps be as welt to wet the whole of it u niformly. The feet are the great source of colds, on account of the variable temperature they are subjected to. Keep these always dry and warm, and avoid draughts of air, hut or cold, wet slots on the garrneiatp, and oili er direct causes of unequal temperature, nail keep the system braced up by plenty of sleep, and the eschewing •of debilitating foods and drinks, and you will be proof against a cold and its results. The St. Louis Dynocrwt h tares .t.Lat, ac cording to estimates based on good authori ty, not less than two hundred thousand per sons have settled in Alissouii daring the past year. The grotrctli of oar Western States and Territonos is ons (~T t1:0 tionc.'ers. of this marvelous age. 'Father what dt,es the printer live on?' '.Why. my chill?" 'O, because you said yeti hadn't paid for jinor paper for three ye:irsl." risitlathcr wieb a flea in his ear. - Genoa' Sher Adan's itepoit After referring to his organization of the military forces of the Department,- he pro: , needs to saythit "on •the,3crof March, an Act entitled 'an Act to. pro - vide for : the more efficient giiiirernmerit of the rebel States' became a•law, - mrif be was assigned , to % the command of the Fifth District comprising the Stales oflionisiall'a and - Vey:ie." * * * • *• .* * * The report concludes as follows: Assuming comiaand of the Fifth Military District on the 19th of March,lB67, I found upon examining the law that "was required "to protect, all persons and property; to sup press insurrection, disorder, and violence, and to punish, or cause to be punished all disturbers of the public peace and criminals." To accomplish this purpose, and to reor-, ganize these two States as loyal to the gov ernMent' I bad a small military force add the authority vested in me by the law. I found, upon a close examination of the exiSt ine, civil governments of those two States, that nearly every civil fnnetionary, from the Governor down, had been soldiers or alders and abetors in tho rebellion, and that in nearly all cases they - had - been ---- ele - ate - d — on confederate grounds, and solely for services rendered in their attempts to destroy the General Government. In fact, many, if not all, had advertised, when they were candi mates, their services in this respect as a meritorious appeal for votes. Liamad,_also, Mat taey were nearly all disfranchised by the law, and were substantially aliens. It is scarcely neceessary to state that from this condition of affairs nearly every own ()f -ifth-or-Within my command was either opt,nly or secretly opposed to the law, .and to my self as the authority held responsible by the order of the Executive of the nation for its faithful execution. It Wag a difficult situa tion in whia to he placed, rendered still more so by the apparently open sympathy of the President with the functionaries above - alluded to. I make this remark, not as a charge, Luc simply as an explanation. To have attempted 'to protect all persons in their rights of person and property, to suppress insurrection, disorder and violence, and pun= ish or cause to be punished all disturbers of the public peace and criminals,' and reorgan ize the States against all this power and in fluence in accordance with the intentions of the framers of the law without-e-x-orting the right of removal, was simply absurd. It would_laave _taken years for military -commiss i o ns-to hay e_tri e d_those_eases_o elating of the law alone - that would have oc curred in exact registration of the legal vo ters of the States, There - was only one course to pursue, and that was to remove ev ery civel officer who did not faithfully exe cute the law, or who put any impediment in the way of its execution--and this course was adopted. In pursuance of the same, I decided to use the authority vested in me as leniently as possible; to almost allow my. self to be forced to the wall by open overt acts before action- was taken; and in every order issued the cause of removal was speci fied. I had no desire to oppress and did not do so. I cnly wished to give eccurity to all good citizens, and did so, and insecurity to all 'office-holders who failed to early out the law, or who put impediments in the way of reconstruction I have been charged by the highest au thotity in the nation with being tyrannical and partisan, and I am not afraid to say, when such charges are made against me, that I feel in my heart they aro untruthful. In all my dealings with the people of Louis iana and Texas I was governed by honor, justice and truth, no political influences or interests were allowed to control ;my actions. I carried out the law with satisfaction to all except those whom it disfranchised and a set of dishonest, political tricksters who I had previously denounced, and who sought to. make use of the law to Attain place and po sition; and the whole system of reconstruc tion was faithfully dad successfully pushed forward to near its completion, with energy awl economy, until! the Ist of September, 1567, when 1 received General Orders No. ST, - dated iletaluerters of the Army Adju tant-General's Office, Washington, August 27, 1867, relieving me from the command of the Fifth Military District, and assigning Ice to the Depsartment of the Missouri. In conclusion, I take the greatest pleas ure in reporting to the General-in Chief the cheerful and able manner its which all the ofiSccre of my command performed their-dif ficult and responsible dnties. I um, sir, very respectfully, your obedient servant, l' 11. Sumtinnsr, inniqr t,lczeril. Brevot Jtnjor Generil .Jul in A. Rawlins Cl,ief of S!aff, Wa9bingron, D. C. Gentility. Genteel it is to bavo soft •Lands, bat not. genteel to woi k on OCUteel it 1;.1 to lie abed, but not genteel to earn your breud. Genteel it is to eriege rind but not genteel to sew and pleu , ,;,ti. Genteel it is to play the Lou, but not gon Cel to reap or toe W. Genteel it is to keep a gilt, but not genteel to hoe and dig. Genteel it '0 in trade to fail, j, it not, gen teel tonwing flail. Genteel it i 3 to play the fool, but not zentecl to 'keep a school. Genteel it is to chent your taihr, but not scenteol to be s Genteel it is to fight a duel, but not gen teol to cut your fuel. Genteel it in to ent iieb cake, but not gent;Ool to cook vid bake. Getteol it iq to hard the bluer, - but not genteel to rrour thick shoes. Ge,ntoci it is to out a frinod, but not I ; , ,en• tcel your clothes to mend. A little boy•at suoday School being nske.l Odell was the elAief end of tnan replied: -The cud what's gut the head on " ffoosao Tunnel—Manner of Work ine, it • A earreepohdentef the New York Times' gives the following intetesti❑g ieformation relative to the flimflam of workitig - the lioasne Tut:melt— 1: _ "In the depths of the earth, far down the opening glimmer innumerable, candles.— Heavy laden carts of stone coine - rolling out of the dark defile. Stepping aside till they pass e we follow their track to see the won ders they haie •made common. On each side are workmen swinging •huge mallets 'of stone, chipping at the rock perseveringly to widen the results of blasting. - \There are two men to each opening drill. The huge ,hose for ,ventilation ran alongside of its equally necessary brother, the one for drill ing, putting tug hand before its mouth, the rush of air was cold as ice. Thi3 dark roAt is relieved by narrow veins of quartz, and the effect is very fine. For a quarter of 1; mile there is ceaseless dripping on our heads, and we walk literally through puddles.— Then the footing beootnes dryer, though the clay is wet at all times, and resembles putty. They call it 'stopping clay,' and use it instead of putty. Is is very useful around a candle as we walk along. For the workmen it serves as candle stick; splash goes a dub of it-against-the-rockirrto — vrhich — h - e - - - tlrr his candle, and he is ready for work. I— Vo-pansu — try — th - c --- 'irattot y he-r-are ready for a blast beyond. The signal is given to be ready . 'What is the noise like?' I query ignorantly of our guide. 'Sit down, if you don't want to be knock ed over,' was his only response, and ho drew out a board hastily. robeyed, and in an in stant wy silly questien was answered'hy'sneh a concussion as I hope cover to hoar again. Hats-were knocked elf by the rush °Pair, thou - gh it is said to be much greater near the 'enlargement' or entrance. Powder is the only moans now used• for blasting, and it is fired by olcotrieity, twenty three drills at a time. 4.sl'we near the 'heading wo have to stoop in walking; the black reek shwa down upon us and around us like the fatuous pris on chamber of the Inquisitiou. Lingo - gates of timber are before the heading, behind which workmen flee when the blast occurs. Ocoashmally a heavy pitce of rock crushes through. but no accidents from this cause have yet occurred. 'Gun cotton has been used for blastiol;, - and - one - man lost - his — life-4y its mysterious- Nitro — glyeerincAtasTelse - been - tri- , , - - 071, but gunpowder is alone used now. 'We bad traversed 4.200 feet, and the im mutable ruck_ barred_ further progress. In seven years, Gov. I3ullook says, we shall ride through this.rooky wall, and it must be ad mitted that the work is making good pro gress under the present management. The Superintendent seemed übiquitous, as is meet, and proper. The workmen at the 'healing' are reliiived every six hours, at the 'enlargement' every night. 'Going back we Met the relief' gangs walk ing with drooping heads . and measured tread like a file of convicts. What a relict it Lutist be:te feel-the sweet, cool air upon their faces after eight hours imprisonment at the head ing!' 'Nine miles of mountain road in tlia after noon brought us to the west side of the tun-. not, just above North Adams. Hero the same process is repeated, the same hammer ing of stone, and an easy and safe tide down the shaft for those who like. The work is ' progressing tit this end also, and they-have excavated two thousand foot. (There have been singularly few accidents is proportion to the number of men employ ed on the tunnel since the commencement, an d th e disaster at the central shaft, where• by thirteen poor men lost their lives, may be called the only one of any magnitude.' GREATNEsS or MIND.—A Corsican, the leader of a fang of banditti, who had been famous for his exploits, was at lenttth . taken and committed to the care of a soldier, from wham ho contrived to escape, The soldier was tried, and condemned to death. At (he place of execution, a man coming up to it'd commanding vihcor, said :'Sir, 1 am a stran ger to you, but you shall soon know who I sm. I hum.' that one of your soldiers is to die for having suffered a prisoner tO escape', he was not at all to blame, besides, the pris oner shall be restored to you'. Behold• him here—l am the man. I cannot bear that an innocent man should be puniAlud for me, and I come to die my ell'.' cried the French ()dicer, wilt) • felt as ho ought the sublimity of the as;inn, 'thou shalt not die, and the soldier ,!tall be set at Lberty. deavor to reap the fruits of thy geoerosit); tho u de-erve-s: to be hencef..irth 'an honest EX TINa UN ill NO A , 1114 1 010 D f , i/ t co seine reiatives n little in:.re i:shed than hint, , elf. was tv(inotted, Cu going to 1)01, to Ito careful to .Ert;,,!pil:tia the no. die. lie wls obliged to it-It the meat,ing ul the word, when he was told, it was to pun it out. lie tiea , ured up the tetra, and ono day when he wro, sitting, et home in his cabin with his wife, enjoying his praticn buttertni;k, on the pig uticerPnioniously walk inz in, he s4id (proud of his bit of leiroin. , !,) dear, will you extinguish the pi_?" "A:rah„ then, Pat, honey, what do you note" inquired Jody. ").lu3sha, then, you ignorant eratur," replied "it 1113 n put hits 00 1 , to be sure." 4 An inquiBitiv a.oL . 3.11;el a, soldier Rita aa empty filer ro)iftv'T ~...lio,t hk arm.,,,,,.. 'ln a thrnhiil: , ipic ,j,sllvitzcotillie s'ol. dier. ,- • , ~ r' - --- "... - """411,:t, rtlWere you 4 t Tel aohinc 7' --:, --'- rantii*) . 'Well, no, (lea. GI:al M t had lt;tr.v.' ' -.4 • • ••' Jul, 'Wur • t: elvaply cicato..l.', • . . _ _ A Colored, Mart on Equal:lA - pi The Bev. Mr. Butler, a colored minister addressed the 'Kentucky Colored Convention :at Louieville . a few days since as followe - :. - .z. The future 'of this country depends', not so much'on tvlitit , party 'is in power, to it does on the removal of all disabilities; they. weigh down its people. Thon and, not un til then, will the country have peace. We don't ask for social equality. I never sa'W that white woman yet Oat looked in my eyes,as a good brown colored woman. And if it 'wasn't so, We don't heed thdr so cial equality doctrie, because our friends the white folks lave kindly managed it so that we have every shade to choose from, from the deepest jet black to the turest white. [Laughter.] And an there are no ladies pret:ent alloy me to nay that the r;te• • tice of social equality has not been on our . side, but on that of the whites ; who in their dark and devious ways, were not always n i'ble, let us charitably suppose to tell black and white. This social equality has not been sought by us, but they have run after us, and though we are nTv emancipated and free, they haven't stopped. A Voice—We'll stop it wino we get the testimony. Yes that's so. They better not come my " way even now. We say to them lot us alone, anft-weat-anyinix ru re:-11 — they — h e i . It. r me alone I might have known what color I -was-rtit--aiv-it=i9,lrtorgrea-rext—croubl-e—rs— keep my hair just right. Don't talk about social equality. If 1 was a white man in Kentucky I would hide My bead; I wouldatt mention it, with so many evidences standing arouod of my social equality. We don't want any more of it. Keep on your own side of the lino and we'll keep on our side; find in the course of time we'll get beak where God lef uo. (Cheers and applause.] "tirT 17P, HON EY."—llecently, an Iris:, 111311 in New Jersey was on Sunday driving a horse and wagon tolfarcts Faeroe, when ha was mst hut clergyman who was going to church . , atia ho took the opportunity to chide The travelerfor breaking the Sabbath. "My frieudi said he, "this is a bad WISSI you aro in." "Ooh honey," raid the Irishman, "and ion% it hi turnpiker "Yes," replied the minister, "bat what f. mean isobat you are in a, bed state." c'lle ine soul!" returned the. Irishman, "and - that l a - truo -- onaughTtoo T your-worsitip; - It'a - a - very bad State, and I'll get into-L' Pennsylvania as moon as I can. Get up honey!' There was a dry old follow out in Jeffer son county, in this Stme, who called one day on the member of eougrese elect. The family was at breakfast, and the old man wee not in A. docent trim to be invited to eit by; but ho was hungry, awl detormined to to get an invita•tion., "Wlint'a the news?'' inquired the Coo vressman. "Nothing much—but one of my neighbors 'SO'3 "C his chid such a queer natnc." 0 "Ab! what mum) was that?" "Why, Como and FAL" " Cu WI e, and Eat!" '•\ ft thank you," said the old man, '1 don't care it' I de,'` and drew up to the ta• blo. RF.SEMBLANOE.—None philosopher has remarked that *very animal, when dressed . in human apparel, resembles mankind very stri kingly in features. Put a frock, bonnet and spectacles on a pig and it looks like an old woman of eighty. A bull dressed in an o vercoat would resemble a lawyer. Tie a few red ribbons round a oat, put a fan in its paw,: and a boarding school wise is represented.—,t . A cockerel in a uniform is a general of tbs life guards A hedgehog looks like a mispf l Dress a monkey in a frock coat, out off' tail, trim his whiskers, and you have a city., dandy. Donkeys resemble a good many sous.' ••• 4t An English merchant was dining wiSa - . Chinese msndarin, when it struck hies tt perhaps the dish which he, had eaten of so hesrtily might have been stewed eats, for ho heard that they eat eats in China. The Chi 'Damao didn't know English, so his uost, anxiously pointing to the dish, enq ?"se, no,' rOliad the tuna.';. (larin, 'bow, wow I' SS'ha!ever else you borrow, never borrow trouble. It never does you Any good, and when you return it you get no• tlituakti. More Orin three liontli•el kinds of hoop rkirts =nulletun2d in New Yurk. Some wretch of an editor sap - that aooth cr twist, to the prriiont mode of "doing. up" thou ladies 'hair would take them oil their taut. Er y9* have a serow mite.] into wont!, or a nut or ri hr,lt. that will not readily turn, pour WI it a Jule kerosene !iu , l let it remain, In Ittila whil,:die oil will pen•.tr a te the in. terAtiees so that the screw , can be easily started I=l A zc4ntlettenu %vb.), Iloilo:. !bo in tit esci~r.. u cat, wyuNl 41'11i...re's a crisis own. i nt!' ‘titlB Atilll , ed 'IL ,1 .10111 . 4 grAva• f ly la formed by a little lour year old sou, lbat aryeis had poate, and was iu the .bud with snot 'tor.' I A Michigan ses7il,g tvnr onnt re p or t e d r „, , be very pli)r, has hri 7.51U0U in gold loft I •licr, which is now ou dooo4it to ti t ol3suig of }lugland. No better of rielies 01111 130 'made than by ha•,tg.ilviii tli.nri on the thrifty pour. \l'liy is a h trial:' BeteAui.e her sae luever,s6l,i. , OZI. 1" ER 25