-131 r W.= 31511afirm OLDIE XXI. THHEPROBLEM SOLVED AT LAST. Tim best method of ermverting paper money into g a dd and silver is to call et. the Jewelry Store of 0. C FORCE, Who handout returned from the city with a hires rand henutiful nasortment of Goods which he offers iliting-ofbadies'-arld-eentle- at re uce prices, cl man's GOLD AND NEVER motion and tirviss ATCHRS, zETWOF — IRW - Fl - 17RA% --- PINSr RINGS, to.EF.vE ritri-rovs, CHATALIN. Leontine GUARD and VES'I'Cli nlin. loran assortment of sever and Phtt•ll Wnre sorb as Dinner and Tea C A STORK. Cake B tsk . eta, roff'oe Tinrus. Napkin RINItt 4 Ire and CrOnm PlTild FRS. Batter DIsfIRS. Rut ter KNlV.Est.rtatt and RAT efILT,APS, Tea. Tam AND PItgICRT SROONS. &c ,te Also—A large assortment of the CELE BR TED SETH THOMAS' CT .00ICS- M'Perf;ons will plvase remember that here they can 6nd a large assortment of 'SILVER, TITTB't ER, STEPL AND PLATED SPECTACLES owl EYE G f.A 4SF',S. IrV - P trtientar a ttention rid to the 12 E PAPT ING or w Arrti Es. AII Watch Work warranter] for f' VE YEAR .I~est cash prtereprir• SIG nod GOLD. _C C At the 01.1 fnnr (loom East of the Washineton lintexe, — Mey 17 1R67 —lv. • Hogerstown,Md. TO ALL WIIONALUE Their Eye-Sight ! NA7 01 LU resp..citully ann ,, unee to the rifz-ns of Wnynesbor , i' and virinity.th he hos re ceived a large ti.t.sortineat of the celebrated Concave, Convex, Crystal Spectacles, in Gold;rsilyer. and fine steel Fram'es. These Glass es are the 4.4 in use, ground of pure Cry,t after e-shape-01441e-cortrert - etttre -- eyerATrY - BiTtllYb"fi and preserve the si ht and will not tire the eye by candle light as-other gin ses so often do. Also, the new style double focus glasses sovillas hie for persons whose Hight is impaired for distant objects. By the aid of these glas-es, which have a double focus the lower to read, the upper to see at a distance, the use of two pair of....gfaVes is rendered unnecessary. Remember they are not the old style but art late improvement, not split but only one lens for both purposes. At OK ED G (.ASSES for weak, and concave for near sighted eyes. Glasses set in old fames. AU Egrctaclea adjusted to the eye with an opus/I.:ter. Millers' Spectacles, Rubber nod Gold Eye GI . A f4SES, and everything rerraining to thisbra.reh of business. MI Spectacles are warranted to suit the Eye. [a "Call and examine my stork C. C Fofral, , (Old sou,' of Thus. A. Boort.) 4 doors 6,14 of the Washington House. Hagersown, May 3-3 m. CAPT. MILLER'S Celebrated Ointment ! A sure ewe ior' Itin.rOnne, Spavine, tfoof Evil, Wind Galls Old Sores, or aoy En largernent on a Horse. This ointment is so well known by the Farmers in this community that it is riot necessary for rne to say anything about its gond qualities. further 'ten that it has pioyed it.elf to be the It l' Pit Et' - It kTION ever (diesel to the public for the eine of the aheve t'iseases, I wigiFto infirm the public that I have ruret swell from Mr. Mdkrtlie recipe for ma king this "Oelebrated Ointment "and am now tuna ufieturine it at my hniNe at. Mt. Hope, where per sons wishing it call he supplied. It is a/mtor sale by J. F. KURTZ, Waynesboro', Agent. DANIEIL TRrI'LE, May 10— tf R - SHALL.&KELLER (Successors to F.T. POSE Y,) WATCHES, JEWT.LEY No. 13 Washington Street, REPAIRING PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO Hagerstown,' • v 24, tf. • MRS. C. 1. HOLLINBERGER AS removed her Millinery Store to the house formerly occupied by Dr. Lechler, on Church 'treet, and the first Isom Coon &Stonehouse's Dry Goods, Store. She has just returned from Philadelphia and is now opening a splendid assortment of summer styles of the Mica pelican, Bonnets, Flats of every style. Ribbons, end all kinds ot Trimmings usually kept in a M i II inery -Store. Thankful for pad favors and hopes a Gentian *nee of the same. April 26—tf. TO the Republican Voters of Franklin County. M 7 II4(.IOITRAGED by tie generous support recei jp, A ved.from you, on a former occasion, and at .the earnest solicitation of a.number of friends, I again offer myself as candidate for "County Treasurer," sultject to the decision of the Republican County Convention. Any.aid yon can consistently give me in affecting my nomination.. will be gratefully appreciated. Very Trply Youra,. WM. FLEAGLE. Quincy. March 29. 1867. tc Willow Grove Mill- THE atthscriber informs the citizens 'of Wayne.- boro' that be will hereaster run his Mill Wagon 'vulgarly -to-town. Persons supplied -with-Flour, Meal And Mill Stuff. - Orders can be felt at -the Post Office, with Amberson .Benedict Ar. Co at Miller'slitore,or with John Walter. AU orders• Promptly filled, the cash to accompany each order. May 24-4, JACOB BOOVER. a Vysternnti Cream tad• lea. G n H LETS, DEALER IN -AND SILVEIt-WARE HA GERSTO WN, MD. wboiarrxc,.a.x.a. ••••••"..,„. t, *!5".. :;,•••:? • ".;;;;'::171 I Midi OF SUM ER. BY 300 N 0. WIIITIIIII%, Btinii - arthe mornonT,W , tith - oflirinlt The southwest brikaiei play; And, through its hate, the Winter noon Be. ma warm as Summer's day. The snow-plomed Angel of the North Has dropped his icy spear; Again the mossy earth looks forth, - Again the streams gush clear. The for his hill-side cell forsakes The muskrat leaves hit nook, ' The blue bird in the meadow brakes is singing with the brook.• "Bear up, oh! mother naive'• !" cry, Bird, breeze, and strearntrt free, `Our Winter voires prophesy Of Summer days to thee l' 80. in those winters of the soul, By hitter blasts and dre tr, Crersmept from memory's frozen pole, Will sunny Jays appear. Reviving Hop- and Faith, they show The soul its living powers, And how beneath the Winter's snow Lie germs of t 4 umrner's fl.nvers COLD, • nt ever up , The greenest mows cling. Bt hind the cloud the starlight lurks, Thioh showers the sunbeams fall; For God, who loveth all his woike, lias left his ticipi—i-Wilh—all.-- Moris;C:Mr.iliAL - MTIE". A GOVERNGR TAKEN FROM A benevolent - o - litiii -ma' og-t be-to n r-of -the — ci ft uan rs and hub wanderers, one Sabbath moraiog, a score of years ago, when he foune a little boy asleep in a crate on one of the wharves. He shook the crate, and a pair of brief, black eyes opened and flashed upon his, with a look of surprise and timid bashfulness. • 'Why do you sleep here?' inquired the old man. _ _ 'Because I have, no borne, said the 'Where is your father?' 'I. doter, know sir, I hain't seen him for Innz time, never' since he told mother be wouldn't come home atrain.s - I W here is your mother?' 'She is dead? 'So you have no home—no father, no mother—and live from hand to mouth in the street, and bleep in a crate?' •Yes sir. I sell soap and matches, and sleep here, you like to have a home, and go to sc ho o l, and grow up to :mt a good, and brave, son useful man?' 'Yes, sir.' 'Come along with me, I will take you to my own }ope, and feed you and clothe you, and send you to schaol, if you prove to be as I think you are, a good and a faithful boy.' As tCe old man said this, he dashed a tear from his eye with, his coat sleeve, for the hog was the very immage of his own sweet child, who bad died a few years before. Lit'ting the lad tenderly out of the crate, he led him to his own pleasant home, where he was washed and combed, and then dressed in a suit of clothes formerly worn by the son of the philanthropist. shorten the story, which has in it ma ferial enough for a volume, the good old man gave the lad all the advantages afforded by the common schools of the 'city of chur ches,' and then gave him a clerkship in his own stote/for he was a well to do merchant. A f ter several years of' faithful service the young; man expressed a wish to engage in business on his own account or in some o thei way to mead his usefulness. will start you in business,' said the old man, 'on certain conditions.' •Please state them,' remarked the young man, with a smile, for he supposed his ben efactor was about to perpetuate a joke at his expense - - '1 will start you in business, if you will make three promi'es,' continued the old man, • 'Pray what promises do you wish me to make?' 'One le, that'yott will never swear.' 'Agreed. 'Another is that you will never drink ruin 'Agreed. • 'The other is that you will have nothing to do with polities? • - 'Agreed True to -his promise as the steal to the stars, -the old man furnished his clerk with capital and started him in business in one of the --Western States. The young merchant was very attentive to his business and his Habits of industry And -sobriety were crowu od with-good fortune which generally fICOOM; Parties virtue ' courage, enterprise and int& igenee.• A=lbw-years -ago, he paid a-visit to a venerable friend in--Brooklyn—found him the otamS kind-hearted and genial geotlemia that be was When he first led him' from the. crate on the wharf to the pleasant cottage on the .avenue. , . ' :'I am delighted to see -you,' rerna . rked the old Icon. Ablay I ask you if you have- kept. 1 the pledges you gave me, when you m. : g gested to me-the *lief starting business on WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, FRIDAY MORNING, JULY 19. 1867. g Ti97VrOthei of the Vv. Winter of the Swing, on old Decay A CRATE /_- - • .413.12. ip .I%Tewskroet.rtema! your own account? Are you a temperance man?' 'I have not tasted a drop of any kind of intoicating liquors since I promised you I would not, and you know I had no sacrifice to make in keeping that promise. for I was never accustomed to the use of such liquors and-I do-not furnish - them -- to - mg guiastpior to persons in my employment.' 'l3o)d boy—give me your hand and let me-shake it again. How - Witt . that prom ise not to use profane speech?' 'Well, air, wiled I was 'a little wanderer and sold soap and matches, I scattered my oaths as liberally as colleges do their D. D's, but I dropped them in your Sabbath School and I have never resumed them. I never indul , re the silly add_Vulgar-habit of-swear ing. I think it shows a lack of originality. A man wishes to say something to be em phatic—and owing to the lack of ideas and a proper use of language, he fills up the chincks of conversation with oaths Ile curses his eyes—his limbs—his soul—his heart—his horse—his luck—and thinks 'he is fluent when he is only profane. No, sir, I do not claim to be a paragon of perfection. bat I should be ashamed of my speech, if I spiced it with profanity.' • 'Good—good! I expected such a report from you. How about politics?' The young man of business had until this moment maintained a perfect self-command; hut when the last question was put to him, his cheeks gree led as crimson. , Well, sir, I suppose some folks think I am a politician,' remarked the young mer. chant - - ery—s-orr; 'I couldn't help what happened sir.' `You nromised me you would have no thins to do with politics.' 'I know I did' 'Well it is strange that you could not keep that promise as easily as_yoz_kept-the—othe wo: yotrhave patieoce w; will _yell -you-how- it- happened?' 'Well, go on.' I - 'As you are aware, I was fortunate in trade —honored my _paper _when it became due---paid," — iiiili - interest, the money you had the • • a a a ess-t-o-atonne .e,--I — watr - a - , - lea ding business man in the town, had opinions in 'elation to men and measures, and did not hesitate, on all proper occasions to ex press and defend them, and sustain them with my rote on election days.' 'There can be no objection to that,' re. marked the old man; 'politics as a trade, is what I dislike.' yn was' 'As I said before, I got along well and as rood fortune would have it; persuaded some of my friends to think and vote as I did; without consulting me one day at a State Convention, they nominated me, for Govern or, and I was elected• Indeed lam now on my way to Washity , ton to transact some im portant business for the State.' The wri:er desire:: to say that this story is a true one.— Little Corporal. Moral Influence of Farming There is a decided moral tetileitey io the direct and close dealing, it we may so speak, hei,ween the fainter and his God. They woik together God has ground this realm (so' geologists tell us,) into a somewhat hard and thin soil 'lie has sent the springs in to the valleys, which run among the bills, and caused the grasts to grow for the cattle and herb for the service of man•' These gifts are in the rough. The condition of their true enjoyment is useful and health• giving lahor. The gold must be get hercd or mined—the diamond polished. So the soil must be patiently wrought and duly enrich• ed; the tree, the clay, the stone, converted into dwellings; the air and sunshine into corn and wine. The annual covering o f I be sheep, and the life-garm'ent into blankets and sandals. In and reward are inscribed on evi sod, and none so genetallg re right from the giver as those wl ground. There is less ioterventi ioloid scrip a u d poisonous nit vine holds out its clusters, the ri —all undisturbed. The apple, tt peach, bend their branches-to•tht fresh as only Grd can make (Iv harvest field nods to the reaper, ' become sheaves in his bosom, am tire hungry. The broad bosom o dow undulates and throbs with e• until shorn of its trophies. Eve rests toss their giant branches' and for shade. Is their not a set nearness to God eundst these bl feeling of satisfaction and eon& allied to thanksgiving, praise, a, The Farm and Fireside. DEATH FROM NUDE =A distr.( of foolish yielding to the dictates occurred io Dayton, Ohio, a few. A young lady had been in the ha ciog vet., tightly for a long while• caused a hook to be placed in ti, ber room; and she would fasten ber corset strings to it to enable her to draw her cor - • set tighter: She had done it so long with impunity that sbe grew careless, and the other day, in repeating the torture, she threw herself too heavily on the strings, and broke a blood vessel, from which she died in a few. hours A sad commentary on at ternpaog to make the form, from a mistaken idea of beauty, different from what it natu rally is. ' The Fort. Wayne Democrat tells of a beau - tilt"), intelligent, amiable. facioating, and'itomeniely wealthy young lady io that city, who - carefully conceals the knowledge of y her wealth, wears cheap clothes, and works in a millinery -shop, waiting for , 'an interestine , young man ; to woo her for herself alone.' There will not be .a mil liner left in Fort Wayne in three months. _ A St. Louis correspor dent says: 'A year ago, the daughter of ode of our wealthy Main street men mafried a clerk on $2,000 a year, against her father's will. The honey moon bliss was sealeely done, and the battle oflife really begun-, when sh_e found that ber husband was not all what her fond imagination had pictured him:to be, nor wedded bliss so _rosy__as_she had dreamed. She told ber mother she would like to come back to her home, and her mother pressed her so to do— but ber father, made of a stonier material, did not comainto the arrangement so easily. Leaving the following note on her husband's table, she repaired to her paternal hearth stone: 'I have gone home to myfather. Fare well Be happy'. 'MARY. 'Rome that was, alas! she went to—but. icy glsoces and rude rebuffs were all the greetings she received. She could not live here, and receiving no intelligence front her husband, she started out for herself. Rent day soon came round, and having no means she repaired to her father, implored him fur money, and begged for enough to start her self in business so she could earn a liveli hood. fie refused, and she said, 'Where shall I go, father?' He replied, '1 dont care . Go to h —II, if you will.' In her daspera• ton she said, will, father, and hold you re rponkible.' Rushing from her home, she soon met a gay young man abotit town, told bar tale, and said, 'she was,reaily for anything. He made an appointment with her at a well known as. I alloy:tiro use_on_W a s hin gto n_a_ve n ae, and she, poor _creature, bus commenced to be numbered among - those - whose footfalls pat- ter over the ashes of hell. The Use of Time. Time bas been given to man to use and not to waste. Iria_fsir_rati ono I aqa_ a nd_not And at times it appears ad Iltst we are inipt.licen for follish abuse In 0, an in our endeavors to crowd into half •an hour what should fill half a day. We do not re fer to our habits of hurried eating, so fie quently the subject of critics and lecturers, - nri - cf) he geoetartarry nd haste that char _seteaze-ev-m-y-moverneut-of-our—pes e. It, traveling we give preference to the fastest lines, this being the grand recommendation of one competing line over another The annihilation of space and time is a modern boast, as though the feat were really mentor ions. It is to be questioned whether this idea is a correct one. Human lite is more valuable than a few hours of days, yet we risk lire and limb in patronizing those conveyances which run the longest possible distance in the shortest possible lime. The employees of railroad and steamboat companies have re ceived the title of "baggage smashers," for no reason except that the rules of the com panics and the exac;ing, demands of t ha pub• lic will not allow thi-im to handle baggage as Tom Hood advised the tnanagemeht of the body of the despairing suicide: It is a public demand that everything shall be do e in the shortest possible time, hut it is a wasierul and °nen suicidal demand. We Jo not , live out hair our days." II we exist the slim ted space of man's life we do not live.• We are driven by this spirit of :wry as relentlessly as the poor souls in Dante's Inferno by the tormenting devils of• [lades. FATE of THE ArosTrAs,—Matthew is supposed to Lave soffeied rnartrydomon was slain, in the city of E.hinpa. Mark was drar.T.ed throu r zli the streets of Alexandria. in Egypt, till he expired. Luke was put in a boiling cauldron at Rome, but escaped death. lie died a nat.: Mothers, think well what this youth de clare; remember what fearful respoceibilities rests upon you; God has placed them there. Are you true to them? A lady making a morning call discovers her married female - acquaintance-Making fro. meodona lunges with a broomstick under the bed. Cooversatiou breaks forth: - .Good morning, madam. Ah, you have a trouble some cat under the bed?' 'Troublesome cat? oo ma'am; its that sneaking husband of mine, and I'll have him out or break every bone in hie bpdy. ',You will faikr..*l a faint voice under . , the bed. 'Now Busy, you may rave and pouod and poubd and rave, hut I'll not come rout from under this bed while L've got &ho ,spirit of. a man about mar • floposty is the - best policy: Sad Tale. "Take her up tentlerly, • Motile vOth care," A Touching Passage. How eloquently does Chautaubriand' re ply to the inquiry. "Is there a God?" Our Frond' brethern in Masonic error.should to , calve this lesson from their countrymen: "There is a God! The he,rba of the val ley, the_cedars_of the mountain,—bless im;- the insect sports in his beam, the elephant salutes Him with the rising orb of day; the birds sing him in the foliage; the thunder proclaims Him inc.the Heavens; the ocean declares his immensity. Man alone has acid there is no God. Unite in thought at the same instant, the most beautiful objects in nature. Suppose you see at once all the hours of the day and all the seasons of the year; a morning of spring and a morning of autumn:a ui iif bespangled with stara, and a night covered with clouds; meadows enam eledwith flowers and forests hoary with snow; fields gilded by tints of autumn,' then alone you will have a jur.t conception of the uni- While you - are gazing upon that sun which :s plunging under the vault of the West; an other observer admires him emerging from the girded gates of the East. By what in conceivable magic does that aged star which is sinking fatigued and burning In the shades of the evening. re-appear the same instant fresh and humid with the rosy dews of mor ning? At every instant of the day the gin rious orb is at once rising, resplendent at noon-day, and setting in the West; or rather lur senses deceive u 4, and there is properly speaking no Kast, West, or South in the wurld. Everything reduce% it snlf to—a--sira:— .1e point, from whence the King of Dar substance. The brightest spleofor iv 'that perhaps which nature can present, that is most beautiful, for while it gives us no idea of the perpetual magnificence and resistless power ofgrod, it exhibits at the same time a _shining—iniage-of—the—glorinas Tt I.ninT A man long Doled for his intemperate ,ha bits was induced by the Rev. Abbott to sign the pledge, 'in his - own ua did in these words: 'I pledge myself not to tiriulc ea no -9 or one year.' Few believed he could keep it, but sear the end of the year he began to appear at a ieroperdoce mceling, without having. touch ed a drop. 'Are you going to sign again?' asked Mr- Abbott. .replied he, 'if I can do it in my own way.' • A n d n een r e,i n oy he signed the pledge for nine hundred and nineiy•nine years. 'And if,' said be, 'I live to that time, I in tend to take out a lire lease.' A few days afieflie called on the tavern keeper, who welcomed him back to his old haunts. 'Oh, landlord,' said he, as if in pain, I have such a lump on my side.' - • •That's because vou have slopped drink inn' said the landlord. flea won't /ire long if you keep on.' 'Will drink take the lump away.' 'Yes, 'and if you do not drink you'll have another on the other side. Come let's think together,' and be poured out two glasses ,of whisky. 'I reckon I won't drink,' said the former inebriate, •especially if keeping the pledge will bring another lump, for it isn't very hard to Lear, after all,' and with this he drew the lump—a roll of greenbacks-=from his side pocket, and- walked elf, leaving the landlord to his reflections. Millionaires New York boasts of her tnillionairios, a-. mong whom the wealthiest are set !down as follows: B . Astor is sixty five years old; millions; a round faced, pleasant fired pootletnan; owns Iwo thous a, sod is aleolent land ord., way tis sixty, thin, nervous', dig h thirty millions, ood /iberal in oevolcoco which appeal to his re Vanderbilt is white 'haired; seventy. worth . forty millions horse, keeps a fast boat, el - it railroad companies, with , ast yes away his money very lav- Arent, twenty millions, coarse and very Getman. Opdyeie, five millions, fifty but iger, and. agreeaple gentleman. lidon Be nnett. five millions, 73 rgniffe - ti in manners, broad Scotch :volant to the poor. - - .ABLE SAGA CITY.--The Christian 'lves publicity to the flillowing: Lys since as wo were leaving our our usual morning visit to the 'el horse belonging to us galloped oar arm,and made an attempt the direction be wished to go. ...,, and wont off in a quiet gait to wards a pasture ou a farm about a quarter of a mile distant from our residence. In a few minutes he approached us-again making 'AO unusual unlike and seemed by his actions to desire us to follow. This we did, and ou reaching the pasture we observed the mate of the horse entangled in a bridge which had broken through with him. After •we bad extricated his compabicia, from.his dangerous position, the horse whieh had given us no tiee'olliis aordnanion's danger, came up and rubbed .his head against . us showing great signs of satisfaction. • • . A littlerboy who was asking. hie, mother how many Gods there wore, was instantly answered by his' youog'er brotlior:—'Why otO, to he sure,' 'But how .do youii know that?' inquired the other, git,e , eause,' he replied,Vod fills every Pace; and. .thdre,T no roow for any other.' ' be Pledge *MOO 1 3 431 t. "2"43212' The Wind Swept Harp It Is related that in Germany there stood two vast towers, tar apart, on the extremes of a castle; and that the old baron to •whont tbis castle belonged, stretched huge wires a cross from one to •the other, thus const uct ing an--Ellish harp. Ordinary--windEpro dace; no effect upon the mighty instrument; but when fierce storms and wild tempests ca' , a the sides of the motto- the valleys and hurled t these wires, they began st mnjostio strains Of music that can be conceived It is thus with many of the deepest and grande'st emotions of the soul. The soft and balmy gephyrs,that_lan__ the -brows of . ease,- and Omer the hours of prosperity and repose, give no token of inward strength and bles• sing.,which the tempusk . wrath discloses.— But when stoilms and hut ricanes assault the soul, the bursting wail of anguish rises with the swells 'of jubilant grandeur, and sweeps upward to the-throne of God as a song of triumph, victory and praise. Thesbed are such hours of trial to the saint of God. Ills tribulation worker!) patience, and hts richest experiences are begotten of sorrows, and bora of tears and sighs. The cross Dresses sweet songs for the soul flat without it would only give discordant strains of murmuring and complaint. The fiery furnace bring; out the faith that defies and overcomes the fire; and the deeper our afflic tions the grander the strains that awake with in our hearts. What Afreol ed_l-11ra When Dr. Dodge, an eccentric physician, was lecturing through this State on the evils of tea and coffee, he happened to meet Ate morning at the' breakfast table a witty son of Erin, of the better clans. Conversation turn ed to the doctor's favorite subjeet,_a_a_d_he_ a' ~ e sse, our irieud as follows : ‘lVell,' 'said the doctor, 'it' C convii)ee you t 9are iej_urious to yxoll4. hotatity-Will you abstain from 'heir use?' 'Sure and I will, sir.' _Jlo_woften da—you-uso-eofrea—aud-tei-IL-- asked the doctor. 'Yell,' said the docl, 'do you ever expe, Hence a slight diZzirress of the bruin upon going to bear 'Yes indeed I do,' replied Erin. 7_ 'And a sharp pain through the temples, in and about the eyes, in the moraine' asked the doctor. 'Troth and I do so.' 'W'ell,' said the — do - ern., with an air of con fidence and assurance in his manner, 'that is the tea ar:d coffee.' 'ls it, inflatle ? filth and I am thankful, I always thought that it was the whisky did -that same.' The company roared with laughter, and the doctor quietly tetirel .rficrks county dutchman, having caught his son in wroog doing, determined to ad. minister a dose of hickory. So he trimmed a switch and went to look for the youngster, who incontinently took to hia heels. After chasing the boy around for awhile, the old man thought 'to pmsuade him to atop and take the licking. So he halted and hailed the wary fugitive : 'Shot), Shoe, stop ! not so mat as vat I rash !' NOT GONE TO GLORY.—.BOMO amusing thirty; occur sometimes in very solerunsplaces. A Methodist class meeting was being held lately, when a brother who had - not been present for a considerable time arose to speak. qf lid to Ree you here, my brother, said the Leader of the class; 'how is it with you?' 'Oh,' said he, 'since I met with you last, my wife has gone—' At this point ho broke down, when ihe Leader, to eneourage.him said, 'Gone to Glory, has she ? Hallelujah!" and commenced sir.ging: 'We have, some friends herore us gone,' Ce., when the bro- ther interrupted him with 'No, that's not it--she's gone and run off with another man /I:editor down auth e.ys ..would as soon try to go to sea upon s ogle, miff:, a I• dder of tog, chase ae , e• of lightning t trough a crab apple ore d, swim up .the rapids of the Niagara 11." er, raise the dead, stop the tongue of un • d maid, or set Like Erie on die with a et !match, as to stop lovers getting mar ed 4thea they take it 'oto their beads to do so. In a railroad station is as playeard annotinl eing No smoking,' posted over'an oil 'tamp. Two Irishmen appear, one smoking. says the other, 'ye're tiansgressio' the rhuita. of the establishment."llow's _that,' say,; smoker. Won't you see there—no smoking?' .Yis, but eau t yo see, ye spalpeen,, the re-. mark is addressed to the'lamp?' "Am I not a little p • Inquired a lady, who was . aliort and corpulent, oFa crusty old. bachelor.. "You look more like a 'big tab:" Was .the blunt reply. "Tommy, do you say your prayers niglit and moroingr' "I do of nights, but I can take care of myself in daytime." - A widow said con day to her dauzhior; 'When you are or my fuze, you will be dream ing of a husband' 'Yes, mama; • replied The young lsily,..for the second ' Why was the rebellion like a prornisnry note?—liceanie it waiput dOWn with bliiek and white. A wealthy widow, ildveilisitig.: for an , a. no, was overwhelmed ivith'iPpliOstioosi ai 'n the types by mistake had i 1.% gc;atte:'f ' —• Who 'coop ,00mpouy,. with 4,-. - - walf wilt loam to howl. - Keep out of•the Tay of MI bors,o4oe NUMBER I
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