Village record. (Waynesboro', Pa.) 1863-1871, December 28, 1866, Image 1

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VOLUME XX
X 66, POR MOHR. 1866.
Hostetter, Reid & Co:
WOULB impeitfully announce to *fir cue
tomers and the publiti . 'generally that they
its*e leak received a new .and complete Frock of
goods nyttielr , litiep putchased at the fast decline,
and which - they . offer at . panic prices. .Their stock
111.#'/-f((t
V
Embracing in part
RIO COFFEE,
P. R. SUGAR,
4,UGAn @ 10, 12,
WHITE SUGAR,
PULV. DO.,
BEST SYRUPS,
PRIME BAK MOLASSES,
DIOLtISSES ® 50 CENTS,
TEA -11., IMP., 1312 K,
4 _SUGAR CURED HAMS,
CHEESE- /11 AsoN's CRACKEAS.
Queens ware
of the newest and most beautiful patterns, in sets
and otherwise. Common ware, good assortment
end pikes reasonable.
• SPICES, &c.—Ground Ginger, Pepper Alspice,
Cloves, Cinnamon, • bavenfic
Fewer, Mustard, &c. These
are all pure and ground expressly for ourselves. -
B. Soda, Cr. Tarter, Balms, Dried Currants - ,
and other Baking articles of hest quality.
Pepper 'Sauce, Tomato Catsup, Pickels, Cider
Vinegar.
WOODED* WARE.—Buckets, Tube, Ilexes,
&e,
FlSH.—Mackerel, att grades,
P. Hearing.
Frew oneconnectior with Market C'ttra running
to the Eastern oities,'wo receive regularly
VIIGHTABLBS,
FRESH FISH, FRUITS,:'&c. Everything in this
line in their proper season. We will order goods
of this class for•parties and .deliver them at short.
est notice. , • • -
Country Produce bought and the highest market
pricepaid, . •-, '
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Terms positivey ; Cush. . .
N. B.' Thnnkful for the liberal share of custom
we have received, we trust by fair, dealing, and
earnest efforts to please end accommodate, te
crease', our trade still further. • .
May 18J HOSTETTER, REID & CO.
NEW FALL
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GEORGE STOVER
HAS NED FROM PIIILADEL
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VtTAVESBORO',:FRANKLIN 1880.,
TER IVIPWS LIST miotitiltoF .BALTII:
And will liis love Cutlist the
. That hides mefriiii •.
And will his spirit cling to mine
. When severed from this house of clay? -
When death's eoldlips haVe pressed my own,
Till all the bloom of life is fled,
Will he who deepest mourns forget
"The soul that loved hiin is not dead!"
When I no more these arras may wind
About his neck in soft caress.
Will he be comforted to think
• My spirit hovers near to bless?
I know be loves me—know his heart
Will suffer more - than tongue can tell,
When snatched from loving friends away,
I bid to earth a last farewell.
He'll miss me when the morning sun
Pours light, and gladness an the 'plain;
He'll miss me when with rnoontide beat
The "king of day" asserts his -reign.
Whin darkness 'creeps along the vale,
My voice, my step, my face he'll miss;
He'll miss me when the starlight falls,
And dewdrops drink the moonbeam's kiss.
God help him when his grief is new,
To drink the cup and boar the cross;
And as the' darkened years 'roll on,
Assist him, Lora, to bear his lose.
From every wound time plucks tho sting;
It always was, and will be so,
And hope springs up• in hearts that grieve;
A's ivy pliknts o'er:ruins glow,
Will he who vowed to love but me;
Seek Eplace in rinother's charm?
And will his heart be warmed by love
When I am locked in Death's cold arm?
I -would not have him 'droop for aye,
Above the bed where lies my dust;
1 would not live save for his sake;
For him myLears—:ln_dod my—trust.
I ask him but to think of this,
When hippy in love's secand bloom—
] loved him with a cbrist-like love, •
A love that triumphs o'er the tomb.
IVEISCIMIIRIA.43I%T3r.
GRANDPAPA'S BEGGAR BOY.
. 'Do but hear me, papa—do but have, pa.
tience with me a few short moments, while 1
tell you exactly how
,I found them. In a
cellar, papa; a 'daric,iloorny, musty cellar in,
a narrow lane, where the
. sunshine never
beams, where 'e .ir. • never sing, where
the flowers; . ever grow, w -re all is. filth and
vott- and he lay, yes, •o • r darling Char.
"e lay upon a few bundles o' , damp straw,
ith only a thin sheet to cover im, and so
and emaciated—'
'
e it ..
.d ever grow, wi,
~ and he lay, yes, o
(iclay upon a few bundles o
rith only a thin sheet to cover 1.
pale, wan and emaciated—'
'Miry, I command you to cease,' an_
old man's voice fairly trembled with angor,
'Be made his own bed--:-let him lie in it! '
'flat. papa, the veriest sinner in the world
would gain your pity did he suffer as now
does your only'son. And then his 'wife, so
careworn, yet so saintly, and his two sweet
babes—!
'Harken to me„Mary; exclaimed Mr.•Sonn•
ers. in a vehement tone; 'if you. stop not this
instant, further pleadino. ° for—' inspite of
his anger his voice g row husky here, 'infat
uated• boy, that unfilial eon, that rebel to
home; if you ever speak again of him to en
or.any other friend, I'll cut you off with but
one shilling: I will, ay, by all the saints in
the calendar, I will. Go to your room, be
fore'—.l curse you, too, he was going to say,
but then ahaglided.sofkly to his knee, nes
tled Orion it as in olden 'time, wound her lair
arms about his neck, and hushed LA voice
with kisses •
• 'Go to, sis, you arelort a foolish girl after
all, and mean well enough,' said he gently,
as one and another sweet caress melted upon
his lips and cheeks . ; 'but as'you love me, and
as you value your inheritance, never again
allude to this subject. • I interdict it hence
torch and forever.' ••, And the old man gently
touched her pale forehead with his lips,
brim-ful of tears, turned abruptly. from her,
put en his overcoat, gloves and hat, took up
his gold-headed cane and walked away.
It was a bright, , beautiful Winter's morn
ing. A slight snow bad fallen the night be
fore, and now every elegy roof sparkled like
a marble terrace, while the streets_ and by
seemtd toed with swan's down, so loath
erly were the pure .drif ting Bakes that ; bad
whitened, their dark , pathways. It , was yet
early, and but few wore abroad. Mi. Soin
er's fOotstep . was the first that inifirinted ft
self on the
,ytelditiOrnow; and., child-like,. he.
pleased. himself With ..Marking how straight
WAS the path he •macie,:and ..how. regular the
fall of his foot. But the :long' avenue . • Was
.purled at..length, and- then he- cania.. - to a
crow ded..therough fare; and- viasiostled about
as all the-rest. went to, the market, the
..
1 groedry, and 'the coal yard, -tor the wan'ts 'of
hiii houtiefi old reached to all three Out 1:4#3113-
t4 neil Rticirilieti ittrned• iitetept -once .niore , to.
- It ht4s, home.: ~,,Iloralks • were out : yet swept,
'end' us he again traversed , the• noble.street v at.
Whose lartiler. end stood ...hip. prhl,cely r hem° -
, i saw '.with than& iiiiiLime; twit prints
'at} reph in A the snow, and;. earefnlly„follow",
t,ed ilie. ) .,trae.: ~lliii:fiaEwl l llia,l'all 0 4 i,4is,
3 anee, when a.. slight, hoarse.. cetiglkareested-
Alit; qtttein rine .! ibeliodott enure' frotri Whine ,
I 1 11 i !r , ; m idi I inking Inlet; ,h - g 0.3 ii . itlittlW'reltiti - '1
./but four. or, Sly) yek f,41r11," only i few yards
,gliitent—and:was amused to see- the efforts he
litiade to.follo.w..in his• own broid• 4teika.—.'
f
ilLetet*P44.l3rti Faa a il3r 20:1)Nxmviaver-
;'Now Igo up, now , ItgO doitt;",:urnildlie say,
to:hitaself, - arbisitaisid , , and let faillgsliny
fecik and -then, .when they dreliped- in
Tight , place; he Would ' , clip his little fed
hands and Shout a lona htirra. 'But.'in •tho
midst of his gh - his foot `elf' ut and , down
he went; But itaintiind
Aim was genii - infers, who
ukolaim'ed. as-h 4 ‘ritis "now
you are up.'
'Yes, sir, and now I am demo,' and' he
'slid from my arms and stood ' proudly alotie.
didn't hint me, sir.' • - ' •
'You era a blare boy not- to ery over a
fall like that. Who are you, and, where do
you live?'' • -
"0,- I am only a little beggar now, add I
live in a little cellar too. Pleasesir, did you
ever beg, and will---you tell dui -how, cease
mother sent me out to beg .some breikfast
for us all, and r don't knotv what to'eay, on
ly I am very hungry and so is 'little sis and
poor mother, and sick - father - too. Ara peo
ple good to little beggers, sir r'
There was a naivette about the little one
se earnest and so true, that it melted the old
man's heart entirely, and too full of tears to
Speak, he only took the child's Inind in his
own and led him to his own warm breakfast
room. Soft did Harrie, for Such be told
them was his name, softly did •be 'nestle in
the velvet chair that was drawn close to the
glowing grate, and with wondering eyes did
he look about him, While Mr. Somers and
the maid rubbed - his red; palms and feet.
"And now that you are warmed, young
Barrio, what would god like o eat ?".
"Buckwheat cakes . and honey; fair: I us
ed to love the* dearly, add we tied to have
them 'fore papa grew sick and "peer." And
it the old - man's'heart good to ,see the lit
tle beggar eat. '
. '"Why, you were half-starved said ho. •
"0, yes, sir,' we've been starving for a
week, but - Mother couldn't bear to owe we
Were beggars till to-day. Please sir, you've
got so - much to eat, Won't you let lie bring
her 'and little sister to get their breakfast,
add give us something for father 2 . He's too
sick to walk so far." '• •
'A,' said the host, - 'that will I. ria its'a
basket, Susan, mid bid Thouias bring the
carriage. I*m too tired to walk again.-=-
How would you like a ride, my little fel
low?' • • ". •
6 A , yide, and will yowbe so good? -0, I
hould - love - itiiirofy, — and you'll rake moth
er••and little SiSibT along, and IfathOr, too,
won't you, cause 'he's so- sick?" And the
tears stood in his pleading eyes. '
'Ay, ay. And little 'follow, let the toll
your you know how to beg as; do but few,
for your words drop clean into 'the Mart.—
You are a wondrous little beggar boy.' •
'And-do I ktiovi how 'to beg? 0, rtii -so
glad, sir; cause now keep them all in vie•
tuals every day, and tuay sotrebedy'.ll
give me wofil nod coal, cause its so cold to
be without a fire.
'Now we will ride,' said Mr: Somers, in a
husky tone, and taking up the heavy basket
and bidding [Jerrie follow, he walked .to the
front door. iirhile his hand was on the
knob, Mary came gliding down the stair
way.
'Pray, who is thisosaidehe and where are
you going, father?'
'O, na • I ttl. I • t: „I i‘.,.,1 th • ...I a
old man is g.• I g to take some victuals h
my home' snd en give •us a -ride.' My
name is liar , e—bat yeti, lady, whoere yet'
Who—you • re—yen, yes—you are • the sem:
sweet on , that came to our cellar onee,..7an'
cried so , ver us What did , you tell in,
then to 'all you?--0, I know; it Was A'nn
Mary, an , you said you'd tell .my ' grandpa
what a fine ' tie grandson was • growing .u.
for him to love. lease, :lady), tell me, i:
this my , graridpa? • • , - " . , , ~
'Yes, 'Barrie.'•
• .
'Stoop down, sir, if you pions°, for moth
eralways told.me,when I .s.'w' my g'andpa
Itust put my arms aronnd lie neck•and kiss
hi ,0, so sweetly, and you ro so hie;,•l'eah'
h
reit --I•Lna, unle‘s you stop! ' But wha
makes yoricryl3ir? Aiult •ou gladzthat I'
your-little gra ndson? I -opt have • io , 'bel
./
my, bread say leige-:you'll give it to me,
after this; if I don't ask, any, 'Won't you?' '
The lienlin the eldrmen's heart , WWI tame,
and a little child- now• led - him • The sof
white arms were folded Idiotic his neck, th,
down like cheeks pressed•ta his' owe,'-'while'
lips met lips in kisses of lee°. ' - •
* * * .*: , r * * *
'Barrie stays very whispered low,,
faint voice froth one .corner of the cellar.—
'Do you not fear for him; del* ',wife?' Ile is.
very youngto wander alon3.oTor this great'
city.'
'god will care for'fiiirt, iny'liu"sband. fl is
artless, winning_ ways and his sweet voice .
make him' friends: ' Yet it is, haidihat
he," out-darling, fife' born "ocife,"Should be a,
'beggarhey.'
'My, father, 0, ply father,' moaned, the
sick man: 'li' he Would s ly
,once ag!
ain ' ' ~'on.•
,
There was a'slight bustle ' thedtiOf
then it wai'pAshed wide' - ntien'" There .
a patteiiiig?yet,' and "then . 0 cut ly
head' reited 'upon
, was footfall a r id . a r intinry fortn
bent:oieli the ; sufferir.' - 1
*You called tua, Charlie, a,
niTtrtnured...t he. _voice o. f- : •Wew.• 'co liter
'What, wou_Pyon.llavr.:, • , • 1 -
,S!sr - Tather, 0,/aly father, bust ; from ,the
Willie lips in rinsphst-ioned. tenon, -Agive., tine
your blessing ere I die / and har my mother's
sake-lover. these,. su'deatitn"..lyint mild' W 4 .01113
dir.ir, to, here,,,i.i
I%f orils trenthln'ti(Ol.htlifit old , v 3 4 01 h'at '
he, .dArg4PPt304,01,114,444110.01 - m•SpelliVi' Li is,
' k
f l l4 teiVi; rP.V.k.lxinexab' hitn. ttudc4 l .4 tfarqt , '
tire bed Of straw and hid his-;face...
•:. -* -*. ;le
as:.•
• Afi l ers ,
haired it. hi
,4 aiutty-looking tventan,•it'liate.'"4".,k';;Tiika;
and -twolofelflittlnsihildrepi, ppi?y, boy
of font', and ntiay girl Of Some' few months
'A 'couch. silken and . aoft, was drawn
to the blazing grate ' and on it rested that
week :while beside; bim, pn 'velvet.
cushion so lear that she could - hold his hand
sat, the gent elady. girl *as
toying' with the babe befori a splendid mir
ror, the boy building castles With Fair j' blocks,
the old man leaning againat . the mantle.
'A tableau, worthy to be wrought in gobn-
Ha tapestry, or drawn on canvas' by a Master
hand, exclaimed a.rieb, yet 'Mellow voii3b.
They started, one and all, and the maiden
Wished.
'lt is now eomplete,the picture!
said Mr. Somers, as, ho grasped the , manly
hand. 'We are all here—thanks, and clasp.
ed ,the child clew to • hii3- heart., 'thanks to
my little beggar hely,'
TALLEYRAND . AND ARNOLD,
There was a day ,when lalleyrand arrived
in Havre, hot foot from Paris. It *as in
the darkest hour of the French ReVolution.
Pursued by the bloodhounds of the Reign
of Terror, stripped of every wreck of proper•
ty of power, Tal!wand secured a passage to
America in a ship about He was go.
ing a leggar and wan ierer, to a strange laud,
to earn his bread by daily labor.
"Is there an American staybag at your
house'?" he asked the landlord of his hotel.
"I am bound to cross• the. water and Would
like a letter to some person of influence in
the New World."
The landlord hesitatein.naoment,and then
said :
uThere i's a gentleman up Stairs, either
froth AmeriCa or Britain; whether an Amer-
Lain OrEniliahman,l bonnet tell,"
He pointed the way, and Talleyrand—who
in_his life was bishop, prince and prime-min
later —ascended the stairs. • A miserable Sup
plicant, he stood before the stranget's door,
knocked and:entered. •
In the far corner of a tiirnly•lighteci•foom,
satu gentleman of some fifty 'years, with his
arms folded And his head bowed on his breast.
From a window directly opposito,e,fiood of
light poured over his forehead. his qua
looking Trani beneath the dowecast brows,
gazed - in Tallcyrand's' face with a peculiar
and searching expression. ilia face was
striking in its outline; the mouth and chin,
iddieative of en Iron wilt. His form vigor
ous even
_with the snows .of fifty winters, was
clad in dark, but rich and distinguished cos.
time:
talleYrand adiabeeil; stated that as ha wan
an American, be Solicited his kind'and feel;
ipo offices. • •
lie poured forth his history, in. eloquent
Frenckand-broken English. "I am a wan
derer-:—Sti exile, 1 am forced to fly to the
New .World, without a `friend or home. 'You
are an American. Give me, then I, beseech
you,.a letter of yonis , so that I may be able
to earn my bread!' lam willing to toil' in
any manner; the shenes of Paris' lave 'filled
me with such terror, that a life of labor
would be a paradise to n-Career of luxury in
Franee. ' You - will give in* a letter to one of
your , friends! A gebtlemin like . .you h.4s
doubtless many friends.: t ' •
Tlie strange gentleman arose. With a
look that 'Talleyrand never forgot be retreat•
ed towards the door 'of' the next chamber,
his head downcast, and his . eyed' looking still
from beneath his darkened byniv. die Broke ,
as be retreated; his• voice wait' full• of
, _mean-,
lug.
"I am, the •only mat) born in the New
World who can raise his hand .to Goo and
say-II have i3ot a friend-noe one in all A
merica',.". •
Talley:l)nd novel , forgot 'filet verWheluiing
sadness. o f that look, which accompanied
these words. "Who-are you ?" he cried as
the stranze. man retreated towards' the Vest
room:. ' "Your name?"
nerve smile that bad more
ofunookery than joy•lin, : its cOnolusive ex-.
ressico—"my,uanie is Benedict Arnold
He was gone. Talleyrand panic in:a chair
gasping the word--,"Arnold,the Traitor I"
Nven , in this secluded loom gat the inn of
flavrephillerime found him out, and forced
him to tell his name—that synonym of :infi
nity.
The 'last twenty years,of his Jiro ire. cov
ered with .a oloAd; irom.wlroso,.thrkness but
a few: gleams of light flash
.out upon
page of history. '
The manner of tleath is not - 'distinctly
known. But we.doubt, not that •he died-per
fectly. friendlels r —that• his brow i•was; not.
• moistened by one,bire teair—lhat remorse
pursued him to. the grave,' whisPe'riag "John
Andrew".litai his ears; hnd the iribratity of hiS,
eoum of glory gnawed like it-canker at his
heart . .murmuriegi, forever, ; "True your,
what, might you,haxe r . - hope„ 4,
,Ar
nold, the' Traitor I!' "
DON'T FRIGIITEN
knoW that i habit With ninny pa l re.nts to
frighten, their chittireti into tibedietteie, , . tby
rthrelle t ..,of,iteprittcturnenti.ht dark rooma, or by:
same, g t ;as t .J. ) , n gah° o that is .r eady
earr'y t tie' those who
,re- .
lore to!thiei'dodit (?) with 'in:
`anent t. little:;onett;" thi'nk"ot t learitil nen ;
segues eep;tha t eloyt.refintt ~(ropt, a uch
lew dastt simee a,hright. lit tle.lad in .P.lvenq:.
rilie;lodiatia; when,,pl:iyin vu the
_Waft thiestentte el) shot up In fonik l icth'ita'
did not go itcatidittay ih the
Tho ebiid, frightened,ratoo lied , fell
OzysTu on t he flop!. . I .ll%lrged.ltilictother
not inlet ihtimin abut hurt np.and he won't) ;
- ft mil , khiA . fi ightr4 ua nevtsfirtietivered. -When
.
eptocious, he itegge,i - his mother telt eeplAher,
.Per.1.Mt...N011 1 015 go. :an - . fstho
And. when the. little fellow. islet
'raying: he snit); “I'arat, - don't- let ere- diet,
nevdt .itd itie steps npiiiiifr!
pvtst aetvekaa warning:no
Teats wh,°- ret 4 :l4 4A 05 ..'1 1 .tt,49. 4 15' earPfAt 1
Atek thcj t;eetpt. 4 ) t I:11;h tot .their..
RULES'
,FOR COVIVI7.N . G,. r
"
, zytioif r QUILL:
rlevinghadAttehexperinnce;in the Bethune
of courting. I havadetirmined herewith, to
lay down some definite rules „foi' AC guid
ance of my 'Young frier - Ida. 'You ice- I ' had
a good many -Unsucceleful' canna b efore'
.met my; present wife- - :-- - the. females. Whoin-f
lovedhavinggone emphaticillyback .1110:
Sat Mess you,:did it bairn the? rididn't;
I Was 'bent fitteditherehY, and itiet
present foie, I ttieiv the r ilien,: and ''gather
mg up my affections, made onh fell swoop on
Satfy's heart and dip docor thereof banged
wide open and lei nie_in„.l.4lll-give you
the-Intel, and slied`the'sunif tight of 'illus
tration upon :them frith ley OWn life.'
Ist. Never go coufting:the . girl's parents.
Yond'd bettor . edge up to thee , charmer • hei
self at once, for you can't marry her, if you
try; unless she *ante you, end you may be
able tci•even if the_ old folks aro bard' on
you. . ,
This is the policy pursued by myself in
my, last successful attempt.
,
2d. 13Y;al 1 itieafie 'get the girls via, ail
touch down as you 'can. If the old lady 'is
always a blowinglgainst .you, _the li dear
begins to take yourpart, and cau't help love
ing you. . I
I did this way, and toy present mother•in.
law used to throw brooms and washboard at
the, and tea& the lag to 'bite inn in the
trowsers as I climbed over the fence. -N. a
—She's got > over it now,and , lives at my home
withbut paying board;, ~I f.r emorse festersin
tier soul in consequen ce of het conduat,hoki
evei, I hain't noticed it yet.
3d. .If you'see nay other fent:Airs prowling
around always euchre them if you can.. If
you seeing olio of them buying tickets for the
Opera,. go right up and make an engagement
with the girl, and got ybdr tickets afterwards.
And when they visit the hotide always act
as if you. were at homeand they .WOTO` only
visitors , and. never leave fi F or,*. l
.
„
alw , ays,did tbie, and have frequently eat
until day break, while the fair one sieved'
way on'the sofa:. YoWeatiq' bluff'the. No,
sir.. Eta! hal guess, riot: I - would have
been tbere,yet, if thelellour had staid. •
dth. If the old man 'has wordly wealth,
express a dislike of greenbacks, and a hanks
ing after love in a house.
sth Upon, are - alone in the Pallor you
may sometimes try whethet your arm fits
well on her waist. '
• I tried this emend called forth s piere.
ing scream, whichl induced her heavy father
and two brothers to chuck me down the 'front
steps; So be careful: . : •
6th. When •you inquirelf • she will have
you, don't fall• on your . knees—it's • ridicd•
lous, beside 4 being rough • on trousers.--
Just take her hand and -speak oat like a
man. •
I behaved:similar to this to a female, and
said : "Will you be mine ?" She replied
rather abruptly, "Not much, I won't." It
is likely she - would hate - been ' a but I
ditlo"t.eare about Tursuing the,sullject, fur
ther.
' • • 1 •1,y; ....
7th. When you are e.ogagdd don' go off
like an old jackass, and, -bekiit'buyilig 'Tea
spoons, and wash-boilers, and eratiels.,. It, is
unwise, tind excites doirtinAit.
- Why; I recollset,t wag so• glad , that !went
right off and plareliated'a baby, )umper and.
a gum ring f IA was-a • lopg,,leng
these things were necessary, and 'then trio
ball jumper had shrunk so thar wheit ;,we
int the first of the clnill4 into. it, it siiddefily
jerked no, abd °erne' frightfiilly near hatter.;
lag the devoted child's brains out-agaiiisilthe
,ceiling; while the ,gutn , ring, kaving bop..
kept in a box with cookroaela•p'mson throw
'the baby into fits, and-he had spitstn -in the
erib,for days. Irma dieatifal. ,
Bth. if ttgirl refuses. you don ' t up,,
hat tty again..'' Because 'two liegitties make
an-affirmative in; graininan however,, : don't'
bonsidey yourself •accepted whop a girl : Kilts
you twica.
asked one female fortY•one times, ,and at
last got Id eirpectit teiiitiert#, eanio; 'atid
sethetimeS the.itiottld'boller i otit '"No !". from
the top of the stairslefoile I of fairlfin the:
house. This is unusual Nittever, let - m . 6 here'
remark.. .
oi - b. 'ltis's all the little Children in
oven if theY;are dirty:and AO" aineur moles
sea eitildy'thrOugli your hair.'"let - the'boy.s
play horse with you and make a' fool of yon
generally. , This always Works., Ws a trump
card, if you play itright." -
• o utitous - lIELATtoNsurr —A • European
friend of mine related the following, stoty:
'l:married a •whiciWPwbo , had a 'grown 'up
'daughter; -My -father visited our hnti.o'veri
often,•lell in' toy 0 with• my. step. tlaugliter;and
married' her.- Ito) turfat het 'Weddle tny'son=
in. law, and my step-dam:ill ter al trinthdr, be.
cause she was my father'swile. - Sometime
:, after . my wild-41st - trtiOn-=-Llie iraW ni;father's
1. b roth e t.' in Qiii ir'• and my , unele ' fot , ..,Fie WaS'the
brother of ay step! ruotliet , ri ,. ...:' ...]•.,/. 1 : • '•
31y father's wire that is, my kep.daii,itit.":
•er, had alsp -- a sow, - he,Was' til• course tay
_broad).
er itid Y:in the'}
he Was `the him' oriiif'ftfieti: itillat' i y r 'dimAli.*
ter:1 •• • . . ?.. .., . 17: ,-; 1, .1:...' , ~ ...T:J.:' ,711,3 ..- ,:t, :
•• My wife was my grand-mot‘pr, feeinie'
:she was my i -metller's . - Mather.. " .t, - wai ~495!"
I *if e'fi . litlibeld i fliti - Atitle c Vid'iit'thil l same
thud. ! ..Aitil as' thei h'Ush.liild 'Of' it iiiiiiitiii•d'
,
graadmother is his giandiathr I - Was my
.
••uwa gra:Whither. - r ," ' -,. - -.: .•
~ • o ~• ~.:,, •••:!,, 4 , 1:
.L ...,• .; ,,) , •,>.7.) ~.,•:,.) ..,.-i . !„ ,
• :!• , i . z. 1..;•- ( "• • -7--i - ri !,,, ,, n , ,-1 , .;
toare,' ailit'itie;,l2!9),l , )/Y Ole* °SR 4.7.T:7
#(.l
-his friends . assembTo4.llE jiiii - fiineral; but
130' nap had ti•gAlmi -Wuicl,lo 110 aliatitcf h44le
lee'r°4-fi:', . v 4 '‘ l P t 1 7 , Arl' °•4 1 011 0 ,1 0 .1 6 1 an ,f
:.; •.: 1 . .J • 1 , , ir i .... • . Iri .. i
At ICngth':ii - g(icia- warkitt-' rerrutipi.ra), l l)o
tUrnel toi•gri home .
. shk,i .4"Vie,ll,•he vas "a
• P'lcts 6 o"!9! i ! . fi .t.tr;" I , lf - ro -li.ti :•'.'l-, : i . 7 •: - ' ,- 4*A
- s . . .."....., ,•. "'II . ", ;: '. •- , -7 - 17--;' , •:lims..y , i)4 ,
' . *by - are, 'Other's ..bike - , eaftler-:•13, eo3litglei
'they are aecustonied- to p:pris ' . 1 ,•:. • .
. ,••••;,•.. • ~.....t.,,
- - SISLOCi - 'l sD ifiZ e" L '
- 1
MEM
•
The Portland '4orrespoiient
,of thti..Bastoit
• filefried, tit e• ' ,afogniar freak
on 'the part ;Cf teautiful Yonne,' ladf„a reel;
dent of a nefikhliatlitg town, and . which : has
,
biought to light under very
eireitinstineeS.'" '
It peons that 'limy:ten*, • thiriogtheilast
year, she has besn n the-. Habit. sot getting
berself7 ,age 1-.. man and Coming to
`thetown on care. In Irer - disguise She would
stroll about ti h4r . heart ' s boutent,
.andlrettnii honis to tali the felt friends 'in
the secret, of the-fun she 'had- enjoyed:' If
spoken to, she feigned deafness.
TlCO,iineiable forth ha4.beeomo quite
Minor In'otie streets , but `none dreamed that
beneath those grey 'hairS nestled soft atibUrn`
ringlets; that behind those green gog g les
,spaykle4 a pair of roguish eyes; that the 56e.
Alyr i old coat.coveted shoulders that might ri
val those of Venire; that within those tatter
ed unmentionables' were 'the :Stipple, an d
•rounded Highs Of bl'otening young Womanhood;
.or that: alumna' stoop of the "old gentleman"
was quite necessary f to;conceal a certain
plitewnestzt about tbe, Wont part of the waist
coat'. llurotir romantic young heroine came
to grief' 'Protracting her strolls too lOng
.the other day, the train' was leaving just as
she limped into the depot. In -her anxiety
to get on board she forgot her years, and ran
after it With tio 'much vigor as to astonish the
=dies, -
"My hies, Johnny,' look' at that old teen
go it," exclaimed an enthusiastic newsboy,
"aid:t,be.a lively old cock?" '
.A.,smarp run enabled the foolish girl to
throW her'self..upoti the rear platform, but
'just is' she did so aWay writ hat, wig and
goggles. Two gearlenien on the rear plat
form were considerably astonished, but the
yoting lady had sufficient presenae of mind
to eiplain,, in a few frightened sentences,
the position of affairs, and, it being night
fall, the gentlemen, who proved ,to be •the
genuine .artiele, , itot the -girl to her home
without, further publicity. The girl ens.
'tains e'xcellent character, and:it, ishaidly
beeesiatty to add that the. hidierous upshot
of bendverituretlas one. of the "oldest - id•
habitants'! has terminated her funiloving
proclivities in , that lino,
The Lancaster, Express says it is •a mourn
ful and soleniti fact that the great AmeriCan
people to dariere standing on guird against
their own-President. They ,wait and 'watch
his movements very much in the proposition
'and spirit of the eeptry who stands on his
outpotit with his musket loaded, dapped, and
in his reedy habdii.
Uncomfortable nnil danger6us as is this
position,efaffairs, it in a .renewed proof 'of
the strength,and mettle. of the great Union
party, they Cifi r maintain snob a position and
exist, - And 'nil Only exist, but safely control
and Manage the destiniee of the great nation
with which ,they are entrusted.
This critical condition of the country fur
Which we Bane just fought, and which we
have just saved tithe' precious an expendi%
ture of blood and tears, and faith and titian
ure,-calls for renewed exertions on the pail
of every,trua elan,' to disseminate ; and ex
plain among his :neighbor's and friends the
great-principles'ithich are at issue. Oniy
by the intelligence of the great mass of the
people, can we avoid the armed conflict *blob
the Chief Magistrate of thee'rlition seems'. to
• be,'endiavoring•to force on; theiandi tl -La the.
moderation an& prudence and patriotisnr,oe
thit phoPle tit Urge-4 patriefisui,lted
erasion and prudence which is not 'aPftaven't
ly-shared i by the 'Ramie tiVem—must -place ?qt.'
relit% et for the nest two yeast- ; Theyr-i.the
peoph: at,large 7 -must khow•that-, they may -
adt. ' •' ' ".
Tho'rtnenple on *hie .we are; 'to anage,
our ikoliticar eon tostn, :Oittiessi "of
which depends mir Naiienailuture, are the'
,great C,onstittitional -Amindinents. Stet* '
adherence to them by'llin people is what Will
! carry us through.i.,.:.:•„, .
•
• 1411141.. •
•
beau tii IlittittOttielt• •
•--, v: .
The keaiier Alu f atauf was boasting o 1 the
•
briglitnest of inn' be siion .
ten leagues,at'seti, •Oren uviiitor said to him:
: 4 1V.hatiforte of the. lights should: go out?!
'eNevoi„,imposeiblo, ire „cried, horrified at the
bare thotight. t ir, acid he , pointing"to 'the
oceencondef,' Whefe .nothing can hei
Therotre- ships . going, to 'ill - parts 'lit the'
to-night„cne of my burners were
out, witia s to nix. months time would come a
letrer—perhapi fro& seine piaci' I never.
heard of—saying, such a night, at such an'
hour, the light at burneti dim, the:
•ivittohinatt:-negleeted- his post aid.' vessels
were in danger, Al4-sir, sometimes in the
darfc rtights in ; stormy itweather,,ek •look., out
to sea and 'feel the whole '
world I tvere, looking, atlaiy . ./fiht.., , Go 0,nt.1,,
Bain Ole e eve -:•• ' '
Was this Ughthoase
Di} helec t i so deeply the jinpartanoe k ef
work?' 'An t),,sha _eh ristides' ~,seghtot.
light, and etiffe.r'it'" to . 06 , T'aiii„,.when7:foi
heed efits,brigt4 ; shinAvgp t -ttonse • • r pont
#e,.7-Aves„pf,!spaptetie,s,. :
614
daft "600 - - 404(nustissr
iroe4: of life " , ..Thit is
t,henetpto leave seal.; !itioldieg :forth 'the ;
worct.of life ' pays,ttio, wade;ab+y?.'tbast t'.
rOjOiCe in the 434- ofStquit, i that I hav&
'-'• ' - •
.
A you devotes Rodents deaofien-orho lota
404;:totitt tiff! serviotu gtrlnici7, early; 'ialrio
hang it_litetudishlntllptholintastioirii miodoiy.a
tit•Osol9,-40__ &inici o !Piq&PlAtliil),A* 4 l.44ta,
tpmeo tote p,orsl:3, SPOWIIIE,OCtOr
bet mongol; Aoili •
`rl o 4 f e r ( "l,o'l bStrk t i'f'ilonk ankrePried , •
ibedmilicon - ,ArkLi wdo A l sitiiioyy to olitoi„
ttieigiTtisfaay• moat.'" ,isinfediitiny
4,ol4todablg
• help ihapoort •=firMitit
`O,-day, Let us , ONO!, • •
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