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',..-::, --t ., '': r-. !.:, —,• ,•, . .". , -,-, ..• • • .1 .. 4.' , :1i ", Y.L.11 '..1:1!..."-,f,17 • 1 • : -.•.::. - ' = 11 41 ' .1' .; • • „ , ~, •.• , l• . .7(... .1 1 ' • '4 , 1 ,4 . . P..s- .. ill ,,., . „ ~,......., ... „, - i * jTix, „ .. , t1 .,,._,' - j ., 11..... , .1 -,,, 4 :;. ~.. ~ ~ '1 v. ~++ry~pau ewi i ..~sa ~+ .It, t' '..k I; l 'tr.•.' VOLUME XX X 66, POR MOHR. 1866. Hostetter, Reid & Co: WOULB impeitfully announce to *fir cue tomers and the publiti . 'generally that they its*e leak received a new .and complete Frock of goods nyttielr , litiep putchased at the fast decline, and which - they . offer at . panic prices. .Their stock 111.#'/-f((t V Embracing in part RIO COFFEE, P. R. SUGAR, 4,UGAn @ 10, 12, WHITE SUGAR, PULV. DO., BEST SYRUPS, PRIME BAK MOLASSES, DIOLtISSES ® 50 CENTS, TEA -11., IMP., 1312 K, 4 _SUGAR CURED HAMS, CHEESE- /11 AsoN's CRACKEAS. Queens ware of the newest and most beautiful patterns, in sets and otherwise. Common ware, good assortment end pikes reasonable. • SPICES, &c.—Ground Ginger, Pepper Alspice, Cloves, Cinnamon, • bavenfic Fewer, Mustard, &c. These are all pure and ground expressly for ourselves. - B. Soda, Cr. Tarter, Balms, Dried Currants - , and other Baking articles of hest quality. Pepper 'Sauce, Tomato Catsup, Pickels, Cider Vinegar. WOODED* WARE.—Buckets, Tube, Ilexes, &e, FlSH.—Mackerel, att grades, P. Hearing. Frew oneconnectior with Market C'ttra running to the Eastern oities,'wo receive regularly VIIGHTABLBS, FRESH FISH, FRUITS,:'&c. Everything in this line in their proper season. We will order goods of this class for•parties and .deliver them at short. est notice. , • • - Country Produce bought and the highest market pricepaid, . •-, ' /1; . • . Terms positivey ; Cush. . . N. B.' Thnnkful for the liberal share of custom we have received, we trust by fair, dealing, and earnest efforts to please end accommodate, te crease', our trade still further. • . May 18J HOSTETTER, REID & CO. NEW FALL AI N D Mine] EOM g GEORGE STOVER HAS NED FROM PIIILADEL lA. AV aEI .A ASUPFLY OF • VET GOODS 1 IBS - '' . 4111131111•• • 411311 • - 'lllC'' . NIVO • " AND • • f ' 4 , , 1. 1 11018411111051V8 ? AD • - - ~.. .o>i.s I'4 ,:' ••-, t.- . ..• , s 4.-- .if` 1:;: .- i +l7)-vg , c.44.,..t4 . ... • , 1' 4 4 ••:', ' ,m.-•... 1 4, 1-0......:-.1 7 • , ~• ~. , , . ' - :li lif!Yrit i , t',4! 1 -,- 12 - 41.et* zip- 7 1 g. , •r'..“ , : . :,7:,:1 . sfirt-Teoerhieh lie filit kes.4,lip attenlieti" O f ., of . siiiii*OiToi4 lil•O.poklio;geueraiii. , f : . , :4: 1 / 4 0 - ker:26, , 1866::,-;.:. - • o=-- Glassware VtTAVESBORO',:FRANKLIN 1880., TER IVIPWS LIST miotitiltoF .BALTII: And will liis love Cutlist the . That hides mefriiii •. And will his spirit cling to mine . When severed from this house of clay? - When death's eoldlips haVe pressed my own, Till all the bloom of life is fled, Will he who deepest mourns forget "The soul that loved hiin is not dead!" When I no more these arras may wind About his neck in soft caress. Will he be comforted to think • My spirit hovers near to bless? I know be loves me—know his heart Will suffer more - than tongue can tell, When snatched from loving friends away, I bid to earth a last farewell. He'll miss me when the morning sun Pours light, and gladness an the 'plain; He'll miss me when with rnoontide beat The "king of day" asserts his -reign. Whin darkness 'creeps along the vale, My voice, my step, my face he'll miss; He'll miss me when the starlight falls, And dewdrops drink the moonbeam's kiss. God help him when his grief is new, To drink the cup and boar the cross; And as the' darkened years 'roll on, Assist him, Lora, to bear his lose. From every wound time plucks tho sting; It always was, and will be so, And hope springs up• in hearts that grieve; A's ivy pliknts o'er:ruins glow, Will he who vowed to love but me; Seek Eplace in rinother's charm? And will his heart be warmed by love When I am locked in Death's cold arm? I -would not have him 'droop for aye, Above the bed where lies my dust; 1 would not live save for his sake; For him myLears—:ln_dod my—trust. I ask him but to think of this, When hippy in love's secand bloom— ] loved him with a cbrist-like love, • A love that triumphs o'er the tomb. IVEISCIMIIRIA.43I%T3r. GRANDPAPA'S BEGGAR BOY. . 'Do but hear me, papa—do but have, pa. tience with me a few short moments, while 1 tell you exactly how ,I found them. In a cellar, papa; a 'daric,iloorny, musty cellar in, a narrow lane, where the . sunshine never beams, where 'e .ir. • never sing, where the flowers; . ever grow, w -re all is. filth and vott- and he lay, yes, •o • r darling Char. "e lay upon a few bundles o' , damp straw, ith only a thin sheet to cover im, and so and emaciated—' ' e it .. .d ever grow, wi, ~ and he lay, yes, o (iclay upon a few bundles o rith only a thin sheet to cover 1. pale, wan and emaciated—' 'Miry, I command you to cease,' an_ old man's voice fairly trembled with angor, 'Be made his own bed--:-let him lie in it! ' 'flat. papa, the veriest sinner in the world would gain your pity did he suffer as now does your only'son. And then his 'wife, so careworn, yet so saintly, and his two sweet babes—! 'Harken to me„Mary; exclaimed Mr.•Sonn• ers. in a vehement tone; 'if you. stop not this instant, further pleadino. ° for—' inspite of his anger his voice g row husky here, 'infat uated• boy, that unfilial eon, that rebel to home; if you ever speak again of him to en or.any other friend, I'll cut you off with but one shilling: I will, ay, by all the saints in the calendar, I will. Go to your room, be fore'—.l curse you, too, he was going to say, but then ahaglided.sofkly to his knee, nes tled Orion it as in olden 'time, wound her lair arms about his neck, and hushed LA voice with kisses • • 'Go to, sis, you arelort a foolish girl after all, and mean well enough,' said he gently, as one and another sweet caress melted upon his lips and cheeks . ; 'but as'you love me, and as you value your inheritance, never again allude to this subject. • I interdict it hence torch and forever.' ••, And the old man gently touched her pale forehead with his lips, brim-ful of tears, turned abruptly. from her, put en his overcoat, gloves and hat, took up his gold-headed cane and walked away. It was a bright, , beautiful Winter's morn ing. A slight snow bad fallen the night be fore, and now every elegy roof sparkled like a marble terrace, while the streets_ and by seemtd toed with swan's down, so loath erly were the pure .drif ting Bakes that ; bad whitened, their dark , pathways. It , was yet early, and but few wore abroad. Mi. Soin er's fOotstep . was the first that inifirinted ft self on the ,ytelditiOrnow; and., child-like,. he. pleased. himself With ..Marking how straight WAS the path he •macie,:and ..how. regular the fall of his foot. But the :long' avenue . • Was .purled at..length, and- then he- cania.. - to a crow ded..therough fare; and- viasiostled about as all the-rest. went to, the market, the .. 1 groedry, and 'the coal yard, -tor the wan'ts 'of hiii houtiefi old reached to all three Out 1:4#3113- t4 neil Rticirilieti ittrned• iitetept -once .niore , to. - It ht4s, home.: ~,,Iloralks • were out : yet swept, 'end' us he again traversed , the• noble.street v at. Whose lartiler. end stood ...hip. prhl,cely r hem° - , i saw '.with than& iiiiiLime; twit prints 'at} reph in A the snow, and;. earefnlly„follow", t,ed ilie. ) .,trae.: ~lliii:fiaEwl l llia,l'all 0 4 i,4is, 3 anee, when a.. slight, hoarse.. cetiglkareested- Alit; qtttein rine .! ibeliodott enure' frotri Whine , I 1 11 i !r , ; m idi I inking Inlet; ,h - g 0.3 ii . itlittlW'reltiti - '1 ./but four. or, Sly) yek f,41r11," only i few yards ,gliitent—and:was amused to see- the efforts he litiade to.follo.w..in his• own broid• 4teika.—.' f ilLetet*P44.l3rti Faa a il3r 20:1)Nxmviaver- ;'Now Igo up, now , ItgO doitt;",:urnildlie say, to:hitaself, - arbisitaisid , , and let faillgsliny fecik and -then, .when they dreliped- in Tight , place; he Would ' , clip his little fed hands and Shout a lona htirra. 'But.'in •tho midst of his gh - his foot `elf' ut and , down he went; But itaintiind Aim was genii - infers, who ukolaim'ed. as-h 4 ‘ritis "now you are up.' 'Yes, sir, and now I am demo,' and' he 'slid from my arms and stood ' proudly alotie. didn't hint me, sir.' • - ' • 'You era a blare boy not- to ery over a fall like that. Who are you, and, where do you live?'' • - "0,- I am only a little beggar now, add I live in a little cellar too. Pleasesir, did you ever beg, and will---you tell dui -how, cease mother sent me out to beg .some breikfast for us all, and r don't knotv what to'eay, on ly I am very hungry and so is 'little sis and poor mother, and sick - father - too. Ara peo ple good to little beggers, sir r' There was a naivette about the little one se earnest and so true, that it melted the old man's heart entirely, and too full of tears to Speak, he only took the child's Inind in his own and led him to his own warm breakfast room. Soft did Harrie, for Such be told them was his name, softly did •be 'nestle in the velvet chair that was drawn close to the glowing grate, and with wondering eyes did he look about him, While Mr. Somers and the maid rubbed - his red; palms and feet. "And now that you are warmed, young Barrio, what would god like o eat ?". "Buckwheat cakes . and honey; fair: I us ed to love the* dearly, add we tied to have them 'fore papa grew sick and "peer." And it the old - man's'heart good to ,see the lit tle beggar eat. ' . '"Why, you were half-starved said ho. • "0, yes, sir,' we've been starving for a week, but - Mother couldn't bear to owe we Were beggars till to-day. Please sir, you've got so - much to eat, Won't you let lie bring her 'and little sister to get their breakfast, add give us something for father 2 . He's too sick to walk so far." '• • 'A,' said the host, - 'that will I. ria its'a basket, Susan, mid bid Thouias bring the carriage. I*m too tired to walk again.-=- How would you like a ride, my little fel low?' • • ". • 6 A , yide, and will yowbe so good? -0, I hould - love - itiiirofy, — and you'll rake moth er••and little SiSibT along, and IfathOr, too, won't you, cause 'he's so- sick?" And the tears stood in his pleading eyes. ' 'Ay, ay. And little 'follow, let the toll your you know how to beg as; do but few, for your words drop clean into 'the Mart.— You are a wondrous little beggar boy.' • 'And-do I ktiovi how 'to beg? 0, rtii -so glad, sir; cause now keep them all in vie• tuals every day, and tuay sotrebedy'.ll give me wofil nod coal, cause its so cold to be without a fire. 'Now we will ride,' said Mr: Somers, in a husky tone, and taking up the heavy basket and bidding [Jerrie follow, he walked .to the front door. iirhile his hand was on the knob, Mary came gliding down the stair way. 'Pray, who is thisosaidehe and where are you going, father?' 'O, na • I ttl. I • t: „I i‘.,.,1 th • ...I a old man is g.• I g to take some victuals h my home' snd en give •us a -ride.' My name is liar , e—bat yeti, lady, whoere yet' Who—you • re—yen, yes—you are • the sem: sweet on , that came to our cellar onee,..7an' cried so , ver us What did , you tell in, then to 'all you?--0, I know; it Was A'nn Mary, an , you said you'd tell .my ' grandpa what a fine ' tie grandson was • growing .u. for him to love. lease, :lady), tell me, i: this my , graridpa? • • , - " . , , ~ 'Yes, 'Barrie.'• • . 'Stoop down, sir, if you pions°, for moth eralways told.me,when I .s.'w' my g'andpa Itust put my arms aronnd lie neck•and kiss hi ,0, so sweetly, and you ro so hie;,•l'eah' h reit --I•Lna, unle‘s you stop! ' But wha makes yoricryl3ir? Aiult •ou gladzthat I' your-little gra ndson? I -opt have • io , 'bel ./ my, bread say leige-:you'll give it to me, after this; if I don't ask, any, 'Won't you?' ' The lienlin the eldrmen's heart , WWI tame, and a little child- now• led - him • The sof white arms were folded Idiotic his neck, th, down like cheeks pressed•ta his' owe,'-'while' lips met lips in kisses of lee°. ' - • * * * .*: , r * * * 'Barrie stays very whispered low,, faint voice froth one .corner of the cellar.— 'Do you not fear for him; del* ',wife?' Ile is. very youngto wander alon3.oTor this great' city.' 'god will care for'fiiirt, iny'liu"sband. fl is artless, winning_ ways and his sweet voice . make him' friends: ' Yet it is, haidihat he," out-darling, fife' born "ocife,"Should be a, 'beggarhey.' 'My, father, 0, ply father,' moaned, the sick man: 'li' he Would s ly ,once ag! ain ' ' ~'on.• , There was a'slight bustle ' thedtiOf then it wai'pAshed wide' - ntien'" There . a patteiiiig?yet,' and "then . 0 cut ly head' reited 'upon , was footfall a r id . a r intinry fortn bent:oieli the ; sufferir.' - 1 *You called tua, Charlie, a, niTtrtnured...t he. _voice o. f- : •Wew.• 'co liter 'What, wou_Pyon.llavr.:, • , • 1 - ,S!sr - Tather, 0,/aly father, bust ; from ,the Willie lips in rinsphst-ioned. tenon, -Agive., tine your blessing ere I die / and har my mother's sake-lover. these,. su'deatitn"..lyint mild' W 4 .01113 dir.ir, to, here,,,i.i I%f orils trenthln'ti(Ol.htlifit old , v 3 4 01 h'at ' he, .dArg4PPt304,01,114,444110.01 - m•SpelliVi' Li is, ' k f l l4 teiVi; rP.V.k.lxinexab' hitn. ttudc4 l .4 tfarqt , ' tire bed Of straw and hid his-;face... •:. -* -*. ;le as:.• • Afi l ers , haired it. hi ,4 aiutty-looking tventan,•it'liate.'"4".,k';;Tiika; and -twolofelflittlnsihildrepi, ppi?y, boy of font', and ntiay girl Of Some' few months 'A 'couch. silken and . aoft, was drawn to the blazing grate ' and on it rested that week :while beside; bim, pn 'velvet. cushion so lear that she could - hold his hand sat, the gent elady. girl *as toying' with the babe befori a splendid mir ror, the boy building castles With Fair j' blocks, the old man leaning againat . the mantle. 'A tableau, worthy to be wrought in gobn- Ha tapestry, or drawn on canvas' by a Master hand, exclaimed a.rieb, yet 'Mellow voii3b. They started, one and all, and the maiden Wished. 'lt is now eomplete,the picture! said Mr. Somers, as, ho grasped the , manly hand. 'We are all here—thanks, and clasp. ed ,the child clew to • hii3- heart., 'thanks to my little beggar hely,' TALLEYRAND . AND ARNOLD, There was a day ,when lalleyrand arrived in Havre, hot foot from Paris. It *as in the darkest hour of the French ReVolution. Pursued by the bloodhounds of the Reign of Terror, stripped of every wreck of proper• ty of power, Tal!wand secured a passage to America in a ship about He was go. ing a leggar and wan ierer, to a strange laud, to earn his bread by daily labor. "Is there an American staybag at your house'?" he asked the landlord of his hotel. "I am bound to cross• the. water and Would like a letter to some person of influence in the New World." The landlord hesitatein.naoment,and then said : uThere i's a gentleman up Stairs, either froth AmeriCa or Britain; whether an Amer- Lain OrEniliahman,l bonnet tell," He pointed the way, and Talleyrand—who in_his life was bishop, prince and prime-min later —ascended the stairs. • A miserable Sup plicant, he stood before the stranget's door, knocked and:entered. • In the far corner of a tiirnly•lighteci•foom, satu gentleman of some fifty 'years, with his arms folded And his head bowed on his breast. From a window directly opposito,e,fiood of light poured over his forehead. his qua looking Trani beneath the dowecast brows, gazed - in Tallcyrand's' face with a peculiar and searching expression. ilia face was striking in its outline; the mouth and chin, iddieative of en Iron wilt. His form vigor ous even _with the snows .of fifty winters, was clad in dark, but rich and distinguished cos. time: talleYrand adiabeeil; stated that as ha wan an American, be Solicited his kind'and feel; ipo offices. • • lie poured forth his history, in. eloquent Frenckand-broken English. "I am a wan derer-:—Sti exile, 1 am forced to fly to the New .World, without a `friend or home. 'You are an American. Give me, then I, beseech you,.a letter of yonis , so that I may be able to earn my bread!' lam willing to toil' in any manner; the shenes of Paris' lave 'filled me with such terror, that a life of labor would be a paradise to n-Career of luxury in Franee. ' You - will give in* a letter to one of your , friends! A gebtlemin like . .you h.4s doubtless many friends.: t ' • Tlie strange gentleman arose. With a look that 'Talleyrand never forgot be retreat• ed towards the door 'of' the next chamber, his head downcast, and his . eyed' looking still from beneath his darkened byniv. die Broke , as be retreated; his• voice wait' full• of , _mean-, lug. "I am, the •only mat) born in the New World who can raise his hand .to Goo and say-II have i3ot a friend-noe one in all A merica',.". • Talley:l)nd novel , forgot 'filet verWheluiing sadness. o f that look, which accompanied these words. "Who-are you ?" he cried as the stranze. man retreated towards' the Vest room:. ' "Your name?" nerve smile that bad more ofunookery than joy•lin, : its cOnolusive ex-. ressico—"my,uanie is Benedict Arnold He was gone. Talleyrand panic in:a chair gasping the word--,"Arnold,the Traitor I" Nven , in this secluded loom gat the inn of flavrephillerime found him out, and forced him to tell his name—that synonym of :infi nity. The 'last twenty years,of his Jiro ire. cov ered with .a oloAd; irom.wlroso,.thrkness but a few: gleams of light flash .out upon page of history. ' The manner of tleath is not - 'distinctly known. But we.doubt, not that •he died-per fectly. friendlels r —that• his brow i•was; not. • moistened by one,bire teair—lhat remorse pursued him to. the grave,' whisPe'riag "John Andrew".litai his ears; hnd the iribratity of hiS, eoum of glory gnawed like it-canker at his heart . .murmuriegi, forever, ; "True your, what, might you,haxe r . - hope„ 4, ,Ar nold, the' Traitor I!' " DON'T FRIGIITEN knoW that i habit With ninny pa l re.nts to frighten, their chittireti into tibedietteie, , . tby rthrelle t ..,of,iteprittcturnenti.ht dark rooma, or by: same, g t ;as t .J. ) , n gah° o that is .r eady earr'y t tie' those who ,re- . lore to!thiei'dodit (?) with 'in: `anent t. little:;onett;" thi'nk"ot t learitil nen ; segues eep;tha t eloyt.refintt ~(ropt, a uch lew dastt simee a,hright. lit tle.lad in .P.lvenq:. rilie;lodiatia; when,,pl:iyin vu the _Waft thiestentte el) shot up In fonik l icth'ita' did not go itcatidittay ih the Tho ebiid, frightened,ratoo lied , fell OzysTu on t he flop!. . I .ll%lrged.ltilictother not inlet ihtimin abut hurt np.and he won't) ; - ft mil , khiA . fi ightr4 ua nevtsfirtietivered. -When . eptocious, he itegge,i - his mother telt eeplAher, .Per.1.Mt...N011 1 015 go. :an - . fstho And. when the. little fellow. islet 'raying: he snit); “I'arat, - don't- let ere- diet, nevdt .itd itie steps npiiiiifr! pvtst aetvekaa warning:no Teats wh,°- ret 4 :l4 4A 05 ..'1 1 .tt,49. 4 15' earPfAt 1 Atek thcj t;eetpt. 4 ) t I:11;h tot .their.. RULES' ,FOR COVIVI7.N . G,. r " , zytioif r QUILL: rlevinghadAttehexperinnce;in the Bethune of courting. I havadetirmined herewith, to lay down some definite rules „foi' AC guid ance of my 'Young frier - Ida. 'You ice- I ' had a good many -Unsucceleful' canna b efore' .met my; present wife- - :-- - the. females. Whoin-f lovedhavinggone emphaticillyback .1110: Sat Mess you,:did it bairn the? rididn't; I Was 'bent fitteditherehY, and itiet present foie, I ttieiv the r ilien,: and ''gather mg up my affections, made onh fell swoop on Satfy's heart and dip docor thereof banged wide open and lei nie_in„.l.4lll-give you the-Intel, and slied`the'sunif tight of 'illus tration upon :them frith ley OWn life.' Ist. Never go coufting:the . girl's parents. Yond'd bettor . edge up to thee , charmer • hei self at once, for you can't marry her, if you try; unless she *ante you, end you may be able tci•even if the_ old folks aro bard' on you. . , This is the policy pursued by myself in my, last successful attempt. , 2d. 13Y;al 1 itieafie 'get the girls via, ail touch down as you 'can. If the old lady 'is always a blowinglgainst .you, _the li dear begins to take yourpart, and cau't help love ing you. . I I did this way, and toy present mother•in. law used to throw brooms and washboard at the, and tea& the lag to 'bite inn in the trowsers as I climbed over the fence. -N. a —She's got > over it now,and , lives at my home withbut paying board;, ~I f.r emorse festersin tier soul in consequen ce of het conduat,hoki evei, I hain't noticed it yet. 3d. .If you'see nay other fent:Airs prowling around always euchre them if you can.. If you seeing olio of them buying tickets for the Opera,. go right up and make an engagement with the girl, and got ybdr tickets afterwards. And when they visit the hotide always act as if you. were at homeand they .WOTO` only visitors , and. never leave fi F or,*. l . „ alw , ays,did tbie, and have frequently eat until day break, while the fair one sieved' way on'the sofa:. YoWeatiq' bluff'the. No, sir.. Eta! hal guess, riot: I - would have been tbere,yet, if thelellour had staid. • dth. If the old man 'has wordly wealth, express a dislike of greenbacks, and a hanks ing after love in a house. sth Upon, are - alone in the Pallor you may sometimes try whethet your arm fits well on her waist. ' • I tried this emend called forth s piere. ing scream, whichl induced her heavy father and two brothers to chuck me down the 'front steps; So be careful: . : • 6th. When •you inquirelf • she will have you, don't fall• on your . knees—it's • ridicd• lous, beside 4 being rough • on trousers.-- Just take her hand and -speak oat like a man. • I behaved:similar to this to a female, and said : "Will you be mine ?" She replied rather abruptly, "Not much, I won't." It is likely she - would hate - been ' a but I ditlo"t.eare about Tursuing the,sullject, fur ther. ' • • 1 •1,y; .... 7th. When you are e.ogagdd don' go off like an old jackass, and, -bekiit'buyilig 'Tea spoons, and wash-boilers, and eratiels.,. It, is unwise, tind excites doirtinAit. - Why; I recollset,t wag so• glad , that !went right off and plareliated'a baby, )umper and. a gum ring f IA was-a • lopg,,leng these things were necessary, and 'then trio ball jumper had shrunk so thar wheit ;,we int the first of the clnill4 into. it, it siiddefily jerked no, abd °erne' frightfiilly near hatter.; lag the devoted child's brains out-agaiiisilthe ,ceiling; while the ,gutn , ring, kaving bop.. kept in a box with cookroaela•p'mson throw 'the baby into fits, and-he had spitstn -in the erib,for days. Irma dieatifal. , Bth. if ttgirl refuses. you don ' t up,, hat tty again..'' Because 'two liegitties make an-affirmative in; graininan however,, : don't' bonsidey yourself •accepted whop a girl : Kilts you twica. asked one female fortY•one times, ,and at last got Id eirpectit teiiitiert#, eanio; 'atid sethetimeS the.itiottld'boller i otit '"No !". from the top of the stairslefoile I of fairlfin the: house. This is unusual Nittever, let - m . 6 here' remark.. . oi - b. 'ltis's all the little Children in oven if theY;are dirty:and AO" aineur moles sea eitildy'thrOugli your hair.'"let - the'boy.s play horse with you and make a' fool of yon generally. , This always Works., Ws a trump card, if you play itright." - • o utitous - lIELATtoNsurr —A • European friend of mine related the following, stoty: 'l:married a •whiciWPwbo , had a 'grown 'up 'daughter; -My -father visited our hnti.o'veri often,•lell in' toy 0 with• my. step. tlaugliter;and married' her.- Ito) turfat het 'Weddle tny'son= in. law, and my step-dam:ill ter al trinthdr, be. cause she was my father'swile. - Sometime :, after . my wild-41st - trtiOn-=-Llie iraW ni;father's 1. b roth e t.' in Qiii ir'• and my , unele ' fot , ..,Fie WaS'the brother of ay step! ruotliet , ri ,. ...:' ...]•.,/. 1 : • '• 31y father's wire that is, my kep.daii,itit.": •er, had alsp -- a sow, - he,Was' til• course tay _broad). er itid Y:in the'} he Was `the him' oriiif'ftfieti: itillat' i y r 'dimAli.* ter:1 •• • . . ?.. .., . 17: ,-; 1, .1:...' , ~ ...T:J.:' ,711,3 ..- ,:t, : •• My wife was my grand-mot‘pr, feeinie' :she was my i -metller's . - Mather.. " .t, - wai ~495!" I *if e'fi . litlibeld i fliti - Atitle c Vid'iit'thil l same thud. ! ..Aitil as' thei h'Ush.liild 'Of' it iiiiiiitiii•d' , graadmother is his giandiathr I - Was my . ••uwa gra:Whither. - r ," ' -,. - -.: .• ~ • o ~• ~.:,, •••:!,, 4 , 1: .L ...,• .; ,,) , •,>.7.) ~.,•:,.) ..,.-i . !„ , • :!• , i . z. 1..;•- ( "• • -7--i - ri !,,, ,, n , ,-1 , .; toare,' ailit'itie;,l2!9),l , )/Y Ole* °SR 4.7.T:7 #(.l -his friends . assembTo4.llE jiiii - fiineral; but 130' nap had ti•gAlmi -Wuicl,lo 110 aliatitcf h44le lee'r°4-fi:', . v 4 '‘ l P t 1 7 , Arl' °•4 1 011 0 ,1 0 .1 6 1 an ,f :.; •.: 1 . .J • 1 , , ir i .... • . Iri .. i At ICngth':ii - g(icia- warkitt-' rerrutipi.ra), l l)o tUrnel toi•gri home . . shk,i .4"Vie,ll,•he vas "a • P'lcts 6 o"!9! i ! . fi .t.tr;" I , lf - ro -li.ti :•'.'l-, : i . 7 •: - ' ,- 4*A - s . . .."....., ,•. "'II . ", ;: '. •- , -7 - 17--;' , •:lims..y , i)4 , ' . *by - are, 'Other's ..bike - , eaftler-:•13, eo3litglei 'they are aecustonied- to p:pris ' . 1 ,•:. • . . ,••••;,•.. • ~.....t.,, - - SISLOCi - 'l sD ifiZ e" L ' - 1 MEM • The Portland '4orrespoiient ,of thti..Bastoit • filefried, tit e• ' ,afogniar freak on 'the part ;Cf teautiful Yonne,' ladf„a reel; dent of a nefikhliatlitg town, and . which : has , biought to light under very eireitinstineeS.'" ' It peons that 'limy:ten*, • thiriogtheilast year, she has besn n the-. Habit. sot getting berself7 ,age 1-.. man and Coming to `thetown on care. In Irer - disguise She would stroll about ti h4r . heart ' s boutent, .andlrettnii honis to tali the felt friends 'in the secret, of the-fun she 'had- enjoyed:' If spoken to, she feigned deafness. TlCO,iineiable forth ha4.beeomo quite Minor In'otie streets , but `none dreamed that beneath those grey 'hairS nestled soft atibUrn` ringlets; that behind those green gog g les ,spaykle4 a pair of roguish eyes; that the 56e. Alyr i old coat.coveted shoulders that might ri val those of Venire; that within those tatter ed unmentionables' were 'the :Stipple, an d •rounded Highs Of bl'otening young Womanhood; .or that: alumna' stoop of the "old gentleman" was quite necessary f to;conceal a certain plitewnestzt about tbe, Wont part of the waist coat'. llurotir romantic young heroine came to grief' 'Protracting her strolls too lOng .the other day, the train' was leaving just as she limped into the depot. In -her anxiety to get on board she forgot her years, and ran after it With tio 'much vigor as to astonish the =dies, - "My hies, Johnny,' look' at that old teen go it," exclaimed an enthusiastic newsboy, "aid:t,be.a lively old cock?" ' .A.,smarp run enabled the foolish girl to throW her'self..upoti the rear platform, but 'just is' she did so aWay writ hat, wig and goggles. Two gearlenien on the rear plat form were considerably astonished, but the yoting lady had sufficient presenae of mind to eiplain,, in a few frightened sentences, the position of affairs, and, it being night fall, the gentlemen, who proved ,to be •the genuine .artiele, , itot the -girl to her home without, further publicity. The girl ens. 'tains e'xcellent character, and:it, ishaidly beeesiatty to add that the. hidierous upshot of bendverituretlas one. of the "oldest - id• habitants'! has terminated her funiloving proclivities in , that lino, The Lancaster, Express says it is •a mourn ful and soleniti fact that the great AmeriCan people to dariere standing on guird against their own-President. They ,wait and 'watch his movements very much in the proposition 'and spirit of the eeptry who stands on his outpotit with his musket loaded, dapped, and in his reedy habdii. Uncomfortable nnil danger6us as is this position,efaffairs, it in a .renewed proof 'of the strength,and mettle. of the great Union party, they Cifi r maintain snob a position and exist, - And 'nil Only exist, but safely control and Manage the destiniee of the great nation with which ,they are entrusted. This critical condition of the country fur Which we Bane just fought, and which we have just saved tithe' precious an expendi% ture of blood and tears, and faith and titian ure,-calls for renewed exertions on the pail of every,trua elan,' to disseminate ; and ex plain among his :neighbor's and friends the great-principles'ithich are at issue. Oniy by the intelligence of the great mass of the people, can we avoid the armed conflict *blob the Chief Magistrate of thee'rlition seems'. to • be,'endiavoring•to force on; theiandi tl -La the. moderation an& prudence and patriotisnr,oe thit phoPle tit Urge-4 patriefisui,lted erasion and prudence which is not 'aPftaven't ly-shared i by the 'Ramie tiVem—must -place ?qt.' relit% et for the nest two yeast- ; Theyr-i.the peoph: at,large 7 -must khow•that-, they may - adt. ' •' ' ". Tho'rtnenple on *hie .we are; 'to anage, our ikoliticar eon tostn, :Oittiessi "of which depends mir Naiienailuture, are the' ,great C,onstittitional -Amindinents. Stet* ' adherence to them by'llin people is what Will ! carry us through.i.,.:.:•„, . • • 1411141.. • • beau tii IlittittOttielt• • •--, v: . The keaiier Alu f atauf was boasting o 1 the • briglitnest of inn' be siion . ten leagues,at'seti, •Oren uviiitor said to him: : 4 1V.hatiforte of the. lights should: go out?! 'eNevoi„,imposeiblo, ire „cried, horrified at the bare thotight. t ir, acid he , pointing"to 'the oceencondef,' Whefe .nothing can hei Therotre- ships . going, to 'ill - parts 'lit the' to-night„cne of my burners were out, witia s to nix. months time would come a letrer—perhapi fro& seine piaci' I never. heard of—saying, such a night, at such an' hour, the light at burneti dim, the: •ivittohinatt:-negleeted- his post aid.' vessels were in danger, Al4-sir, sometimes in the darfc rtights in ; stormy itweather,,ek •look., out to sea and 'feel the whole ' world I tvere, looking, atlaiy . ./fiht.., , Go 0,nt.1,, Bain Ole e eve -:•• ' ' Was this Ughthoase Di} helec t i so deeply the jinpartanoe k ef work?' 'An t),,sha _eh ristides' ~,seghtot. light, and etiffe.r'it'" to . 06 , T'aiii„,.when7:foi heed efits,brigt4 ; shinAvgp t -ttonse • • r pont #e,.7-Aves„pf,!spaptetie,s,. : 614 daft "600 - - 404(nustissr iroe4: of life " , ..Thit is t,henetpto leave seal.; !itioldieg :forth 'the ; worct.of life ' pays,ttio, wade;ab+y?.'tbast t'. rOjOiCe in the 434- ofStquit, i that I hav& '-'• ' - • . A you devotes Rodents deaofien-orho lota 404;:totitt tiff! serviotu gtrlnici7, early; 'ialrio hang it_litetudishlntllptholintastioirii miodoiy.a tit•Osol9,-40__ &inici o !Piq&PlAtliil),A* 4 l.44ta, tpmeo tote p,orsl:3, SPOWIIIE,OCtOr bet mongol; Aoili • `rl o 4 f e r ( "l,o'l bStrk t i'f'ilonk ankrePried , • ibedmilicon - ,ArkLi wdo A l sitiiioyy to olitoi„ ttieigiTtisfaay• moat.'" ,isinfediitiny 4,ol4todablg • help ihapoort •=firMitit `O,-day, Let us , ONO!, • • IMMIMI 4:17 31U1 1:;• • -;';;f MIME 11111=IM=1 MIMBEIC2O‘ Statidibg On Gut:it'd. MEE