13 3 r INT. :itelltil&N. % °LUNE XVIII LATEST ARRIVAL OF NJW FILL It Mil Hy COO➢S AL. "Xi GEO. STOVER'S, Wayne boro', Pa„ -,,,....0--.. ViIIAI4IIFUL for kind favors trnd patrenage .here klitofore bestowed upcm him, again appears before the public to solicit a continuance of the same.— Hie" having )ust ruturnedv• from the eastern cities. with tr fine and Well selected etock °frier, FAIL AMP WINTER Which he intends selling at very low rates, which he knows he can do to the satisiaction of all will call and examine his stock. Below you will find enumerated a few articles' *hick will be found among his stock to which he calls your attention. FOR TILE 11F-0 AIL. itlit _IIIE He has a large assortme of Dress Goods consisting al part of Plain Detainee Brk, Fig'd and Cord Silks, Plaid Mohair, Bilk, Warp Mohair, Bereges, Medonu Cloth, Lavellas, French and domtic Ginghams Poplins • Pongee Mixture, Cloth' for Ladies, Wrapings, Gloves, Hosibry, in great varlet?. GENTLEMEN'S WEAL, Broad Cloths, Black and Fancy . Cessimeres, Union Cassimeres, Duck Linens, Cottoned es. summer Coat?ngs, Tweeds, "Velvet Cord, • Marsai Silk Vesting, • Volvatine• irestings, of nit Mfact:a full assotment .of goods for Gentle• men wear; Alstt a larger end wen selected stock of DOMESTIC GOODS, Muslin, Ticking; and a complete a assortment of Notions. It's do use trying to enumerate. If you want anything at all in the Dry Goods line ust call in and you will find him ready to wait on you - WP !mire. To persons persans having country Produce to sell s they W II and it to their advantage to bring it te Sto— ver's' as he always gives the highest market priee. 'So give him a call. and he will sell you goods as cheap as they can be purchased elsewhere. Nov. 11. 1864. RESE LIEBNIL POURTRMIN'S DREG STORE! WOULD tender his thanks to the community and still solicit the patronage of a generous public who want anything in his line. Inasmuch as he has enlarged his stock so as to he enabled to answer all calls or anything and' everything usually found in a Drug Store, and has a thorough ac quaintance with the business, he hopes to gain the confidence of the Community. He will par par ticular attention to filling physicians' Prescriptions, and more care and precaution need in waiting op. on children than adults. FORIEIIIIIIMBEFES, Choice Wines and Liquors for medicinal end sacramental purposes, Patent Medicin es" • in endliess in variety, including all that have been made us - to this date and some that are yet lit embryo. Also ,rte .ea , me, 'ar , • • ' . V-arais or house building or inside work; besides all s 'oaf Glass. Commercial Note; Foris Cop and 'Let. ter raper always on hand, with a variety of • Env°. Copes ot different sizes and colors. Brushes, Colahtt Pomade, Fancy +Soap Hair Oil; Colognes, Essen ces, Flavoring Extracts, and numerous articles tri the Fancy line on hand and offered for sale, cheap sr than ever offered before. Also a hirge assortment of Keroaerie Ott Lamps, Chimneys, Shades and Wicks, and Kerosene Oil w fill them. A general assortment of fruits and Confeetionaree, l'obiteco and Cigars. September 4, 1863: , , Identzees Horse I ,Cattle 'Powder. ErtONE . II. baying , purchased of Mr, AL B Mertzer, the recipe for making the above Pir-fpued Horse Ana Cattle'rowder. for , Penneylva .nia and Maryland, takei thli'methcid of' informing ,tbe farmers, drovers, itc.,:tliat he has on-hand and intends keeping 11 good suplily alWays on' band.— !Country merchant s and others keeping such articles for safe, would do well to supply themselves Witb•a quantity. ,He will sell it on commission or for cast) Orders Will be punctually attended to. • January 31. ' , W.11./TPIAM.'s !stein Gluts ringer MIL• lot ails at the sign 'of the Big Red Born' D.ll. Jtoessrt. Agent frr Franklin county. (silly 11 '62.) IifAINESBORIYi 'FRANKLIN C . O,II,NiT; FR'NNSYLVANIA,_FRIDATMOIONG, ivcomo=c:).abia. TUB UM W'S DMZ. tit IINOCSMOIIE. Am.—"Burnie Farewell?' Fond memory bade me to pultue My trackless way to Brin"S isle; Her fruitful valleys there I vim " In dreams I• seeher charming smile , Borne on the swift, grey wings of nigpty wafted Toney native shore: Alas ! 'tie only fancy's flight, Hibeinia dear I'll see no more. No winds which Sweep, across the main Can ever leave me there behind, While visions o'er me give me pain, Bull consolation soon I find : I rove through Erin's 'wide. domain; My former joys there to renew: Hibernia dear, fart The cheerfurmount, the verdant hilt, Her scattered sweets in every vale, The balmy, erystalypurling till, The heartsick patiet soon would hail!• Her snowy.fleeks methinks I see, And hawking sporting on the dew; These scenes are pleasure unto me— Hibernia dear, farewell, adieu ! The. certain fella by Nature's willk Sad disappointment tells the We t — I then lose eight of mount and hill; There 'neath exten,s ,e rimer • va Bright morning wafts me hero again; My home-siek pain to renew:,- Whilst I have life I will exclaim, Hibernia. dear, farewell, adieu! - 19110 CSAES° Who cares for the last year's rose Or the flowers of last year's may? Or the leaf dried , sweet in a raoal t ly beets Of the love who is away? • Who eared for the cloud gone by I Or last week's rain and signal Or a golden cresent of folded curl The dead one lest behindi A tress of hair and a faded leaf- Are paltry things to a cynic's eves:. But to me they are keys that open the gates Of a paradise of memories. NICINIC)3IIIMaX.LALWIr• MARIA LA FRANTESCA. Towards the close of the seventeenth °en , tury there dwelt in Rome a young girl whose history rendered her an object of universal interest. . Her sutnamo never was known, but she was commonly called Maria la Fran . • 1 t V - 801" - WHI born in one of the villages near Rome, and at an early age was placed by her parents, who were very poor, in the family of an em inent sculptor. Before she came of age, she had conceived such an admiration of her master's works, that she formed the bold res olution of devoting herself. to the study of the art—pursuing it at first in secret, but cherishing a hope of one day attaining pub lic success. Maria .confided her intentions 'to an artist who frequently visited her mas ter's studio, and begged of him to give her a few lessons •in modeling; the artist not only, granted her request, but induced his friend, Dr. Corona, to aid Rim in the instruction of the enthusiastic girl. The first step gained,Maria devoted every moment she could snatch' from. her house• hold duties to modeling and drawing—she was never idle. To execute something wor thy of her master's praise was the highest object of her ambition. Life had now no charms for her; if her resolution at any time wavered, or she felt overcome by the diffi culties of her task, Maria used to go secretly to the Vatican, and there, surrounded by the great works oiancient art, her enthusiasm was speedily rekindled and her courage re vived. She would pass hours• together look. ing at her favorite statues, and gazing upon them until she felt her mini thoroughly im bued with their beauty. These—were—her _ dr' ;led t' fail tess - ont. ad wasdetermiped not to fail; aEh if aware that in this- resolution she possessed the surest guarantee of success, she labored unrernittingly i and overcame obstacles which would have daunted is less hopeful spirit. The pursuit of sculpture as an art has rare . y seen a es]. • . • . ties met Maria at every step; still sh e allow ed nothing to turn har from her purpose.— She listened eagerly to every word of advice and instruction which she chanced to hear !fic - r master giving to' his pupils, 'and treas ured all up in her memory; and afterwards in her quiet hours, when•she bad time to re flect, or to pursue her studies, she •turned his instryetions to good account. lly this steady pursuit of her object by her perseverance, and a , careful economy of time, Maria made a, progreis that astonish ed. the' friends who• were. in her secret. At, length she went to work upon a stutue, on which she hid bestowed long and anxious liought, and' which File ' ' hoped to render worthy of public exhibition,. She told so one of her project; and it was only in hours stolen 'from her' daily duties, or more, fre quently.from her night's rest % that she could prosecute her work. Two years, did the energetic • girl' labor -on—in • secret, , unaided 'even by the voice' 'of encouragement, but supported by her 6w n 'enthusiasm. "At length' the statue etopd before Ur, a finish- .' • , . A. Zgrervcrogirisztrftrze Neutr als Wocialtiono,etaciailt‘liggicirs..,:, ell, adieu! ed work, It was a staind of Mama; and although by no means faultless io eaethition,• its deficiencies in finish and propertiori,wero compensated by a grandeur in the attitude. i and general eirpressica, and a beauty in 'the. I features_which __seemed almost inspired: - - - -= - 1 The statue was imiaphit•id - ;; — the finishing touches were given to it; and she had it se. cretly conveyed to the= hall io which the ex:. hibition was to take place. The judges ap pointed, to award the prize to the successful candidates were assembled;. crowds flocked from all parts of Rome to the Capitol, and every seat was occupied. All were eagerly discussing the merits of • •the various works of art exhibited. • It so happened that Maria's master was President of the occasion, and it consequent. ly fell to him to crown with a wreath of lau rel the prize work .of art selected by the judges. Maria, in her simple servant's dress, unnoticed and unsuspected, had fol lowed in the crowd, and taken her seat in the gallery. With a beating heart she 'sat' watching,intently the progress of the cue. mony. There was a breathless silence and I the opinion of the judge was at length ile.T elated—it was unanimous. Reader, can yen imagine the feeling of mingled rapture Ond amazement whieh—overpowered—poor-Maria n . when she saw her master step forward, und, amidnt-therdeafenitig-appla_ussem bled multitude, place the y laurelcrown upon the head of her Minerva 7 On every side she heard the praises of her statue, sand of the talents of the unknown artist.' Maria returned home, silent and alone; and there a still greater joy, if possible awaited. her: She went back to her ordinary duties, but her face was flushed and her whole frame fevered with excitegent. Presently her rnas tere's bell rang, and site obeyed the summons; but when she entered the room she could eontrol her emotions no longer. She 'fell on her knees,, and bursting -into tears, confess ,d-her_seeret. Her master looked at her, in silent astonishment and-admiration, then rais ing' her up, he overpowered her with ques tions es to the means by which she had at tained such proficiency in an art so entirely removed, from ' her sphere of life. Maria humbly. and modestly related her story.— She told him of the irrepressible desire which first determined her to be apealptor—the study and labor she had 'devoted to the art —and all the hopes, the fears and+ difficulties which she met and overcame. The good old man• listened'with , deep interest; and embra cing the good girl affectionately, ho promis ed to' adopt her aa his daughter and his pu pil, assuring her that such a beginning aegis. ed the brightest success. Maria's story was soon known thouglrout Rome, and a universal feeling of interest was awakened in the fate of„,the self-taught al. , tist. She was courted and flattered, and re ceived into the highest circler, all Tieing to bestow the greatest honor on Maria la Fran. ; tesca; hut her joy was no longer the same as that whieh had animated her in her secret hours of study, when unknown and uncared for, she labored on stimulated only by the love of her pursuit, and the sole companion of her hopes and aspirations. Then, indeed, she had looked forward with rapture; she now looked backward on the past with satis faction, but not wholy without regret. farius triuwph wus of-short-duration-th , brilliant star shone but for 'a. moment, and then vanished. Whilst her fame was the universal theme in society at Itome,.she was fast fading away. Excitement and over-stu dy had undermined her health, and she fell a victim to a rapid decline. The poor girl had plucked the flower of her hopes,.but on ly to see it wither in her grasp.—. New York _Monthly. The True King• Where a person that is poor, that is out of .health, that is surrounded by many dis courage:limits, and that is made to suffer in various ways, lifts himself above his misfor tunes, and cheers his companion and children, and ights want ow this sido'had on that, and bears humiliatiou r putting it under his feet, without losing faith in God, and saying to all the world, can be poor, and yet be a man'-0 crown him! You pass him by; you don't know what you are passing by.- Kings sometimes walk incognito, and teen they do not wear crowns. There ate kings in your streets. There are men walking about in your midst that ..ear eroccacin their hearts, which, if they were to put thou on their heads, would shine zu bright 'that you awould_thinkAhat_twilight and dawned. There are thousands who un • erstand-and-obey - theinjurihe apes le, when he says, 'Quit you like men, be strong. I tell- you they are heroes; and no els know it, if you do not.. ' And angels now what to write down. When you laid he foundation of that big house, they' for got to record that in heaven. And when the -ails went up, and the beautiful apartMents • ere t nis ea, and - the whole magnificent structure was completed, of the architecture •f which you were so •proud,.as sure as you Ivo they torgot to put that down. ,And when you unrolled your rich carpet, ad hung your hoc pictures, they forget to ~ eke a note of that. But when that..man • hen down out of his splendid mansiobinto fourth class house, ill an obscure' street, bedding, it inny , be, some tears,. as 'a tribiite .1 nature, and gathered his little fioak'en the rat evening around the fire. and made the own bright with. love, and faith, and pray •r, you may' be - certain that they put that a own. .f.l'hey reteemberAlint..:And_when hat roan' went . on from day to day, ocol from week to week, there was not one noble heart 1 a ent,"there was not one . gencroutpurpose of ideliti, there Neap not' one thing 'that made im a rnsit i n' his. tranioe, that God did not ae, that angele,dictnot beheld; and that by , nd by will not be sung% gloryln ileaven. Beecher. '. ' • • Light infantry .movement--Agitating cra dle with a baby in it. - [Foe 111 E MIC I ORD. nitt; FREEPOWS DAWN. ' BY AL. TheLJung.i_shalLipeako— e e4erlagtirig hills, Make music all ye leaping nih, Sound the glad news from glen end vale-, A righteous God ,makeri tyrants quail, And saves the weak. ' 4 Mid death and flame, He speaks the word, and lo I we see, The soul unfenced, glad and free, Histlanting sceptre smiles the lord That would profane this holy sword; All hail ! His name! Oh ! what are we 1 That Justice, mock'd by bloody chains; Should bear So loug these guilty stains,• The whips and blows of tyrant knaves, The screams and cries of tortur'd slaves, Born to be free. Oh, Father, hear, The countless prayers that humbly rise, From fetter'd tongues ands weeping eyes r r- Let thy.just wrath-be turrr9 . -away,--- Forgive these tenements of clay; Smile on us here. Parent of Light! In thy just mandates now 'we see,. How frailis man when brought to Thee, How little worth the tyrant's nod, How weak all else, save Freedom's God,. To bless the Right. • , Hail! happy day;— A thousand years of whip and. chain,. • Has struck the knell of Satan's reign,— The_day;star gleams with. solar blaze, Above Oppression's darkest'niaze; God, guards its ray. Incidents of Shernia.n's March , The Milwaukie Wisconsin gives the follow ng incidents of Sherman's march through eorgia • "Every town and plantation by which we 'weed was depopulated of negroes, who came o us in crowds; bringing women and chil ,ren, and the maimed and blind, old and ouog; the octogenarian and the suckling 'abe swelled our ranks. It was amusing to :ee the motley character of this black cloud. lome were in carts drawn by oxen or mules, others in master's best buggy; some on don keys and mules, or horses; many on the old cast-off train mules, which they had picked up on the way; whilst the largest portion were on foot. backing feather beds, heavy 'ron pots and kettles, or old deal boxes, con taining the accumulations of their lives.— yen old split-bottomed chairs were loaded n the backs of some, and all the rubbish of negro'd quarter was to be encountered.-- Ibe cart, drawn by a pair of lean broken- - own oxen, oontained no less than nineteen lickaninniesy the oldest of these was not o-• ver three years, and about them were' pack ,d everything to be found in a plantation ne- Jo's cabal. The anxious mothers walked . 0 procession on each side of the cart, endeav- DAnK notam.—There are dark hours that mark the history of the brightest years.— For not a whole month in many millions of the past, perhaps, has the sun shone brilliant ly all the time. There have been cold, stor my days every year. And yet : the mist and shadows of the darkest hour disappeared and fled heedlessly. The most cruel ice fetters have been broken and dissolved, and 'the most furious storm loses its power to harm. And what a parable is this in, human life— of Our own inside world, where the heart works at its shadowing, of the dark hour, and many a cold blast chills the heart to its , core. But what matters it? Man is born a hero, and its only in the darkness and storms that heroism gains its greatest and itir best devel opment, and the storm beats it on more' rap idly to its det4iny. Despair not then. Nei their give 10; while one good power is yours, use it. Disappointment will not be realized. Mortifying failure may attend this-effort and that one—be honest and struggle on, and it will work well. Alittle paper published at the Alexandria hospital, called the Cripple has the following lines on a dead soldier: Only a soldier, Gone to his rest, With the dear Bonne, %%Trapp'bound hiabseast! Only alrivate ' ' Left the stern ci . rara . " ' For a promotion 'Hong the bright stars! Taut SAYll4o.—Mankind might do with r out 'physicians, if they would observo:_the taw's of health; ,without soldiers, if they would observe the lawicirehriatianity with• out lawyers, if they would, keep their .tero-, pees; -perhaps - without preachers, if each 'out wouhl take care 'of hiccorisOlence. ' 'But there is , poor , living 91 ithovit Farmers :anti Nechsnies. „, . A seldier in One of the late battles, was sitting very cooly behind one of his gnus, where, the shot were, falling fast; beiog ask ed by 'the chaplain whether he was support ed by Divine Providence he -itpbed: • ' "No, Bir,'l am isupperted r.by the Ninth Nesi'Jeriey." ' ' ;' MAR. 1603 AN AT'OLOGY.—RiIIdOIO :says that ouee upon a time, a mitered cook.expee, ted company, of her kind, and.was at, a losti to entertain her friends.—Her mistress said "Chola, you Intuit make 'an apOlogy," i!Goad Lord, miSsii, hour can I . make it ? I got no eggs. no butter, no Milk, nor 110130- tide‘• to make it, with.' -'• , , res ues oa mlyirers tins • • I rplativerty, the:. 7.80 , 1 TJ.. 5..-Lottn• ,Ma. JAY Coolczi ) of Philadelphia, whOlor 06 long a•timel had the. Inatingemeot ,of the polittlai 500 million 5.20 Liain f has justibeeri a pointed-by—SkozwrinT—FasonNor.tri-tho Gitinitai, AGENT, to dis2ol o •Of: Tux mita Portniiit O.AN now o ore' for sale'by the Government, viz : the "SEVEN-THIRPF.".• In entering 'Upon his duties he desires, to answer plainly .the largo nuMbet of questions daily add bendy propounded to him, so that his fellow-countrymen may_all understand what this "Seven-Thirty are; its peculiar merits,---,how they can subscribe for or• obtain' the notes ; &o. Ist. Question. Why is this Loan, 'oallod the "Seven-Thirty" Loan Y , Answer.. It bears interest, in_snrrency, at, the rate 6f Seven Dollars and thirty cents,. each year, on 'every hundred dollars; making the interest as follows :• One cent per day on each • $5O note: Twoocente ft. IS 100 " Ten " " .4. , 500 " Twenty " " , 1,000 " One dollar" ". . 5,000 ft , • , 2d Question. When , and how can they be obtained 1 ' , . Answer.—They- are- for- sale,- id - par, and seemed interest, by all Sab-Treaseriesi tibial-and other Banks, and all Bankers and ; Bel Question. When is the intereit paya ble and how can, it be oolleeted Z. Answer. The Coupons or Inieyest etEr are due 15th of February and J.sth of August in each year , and can betent off front the note, and will bo cashed by any Sub- Trersurer,V. S. Depository; National or oth er Bank or Banker. ' 4thiQuestion.' When m.usiitheGovernment pay off these 7.30 s 't • Answer.. They are due in two years and a half from the 15th of February, 1865; viz: on the 15th of August, 1867. sth Question. Must I receive back 'my money so soon as 1867 ? Answer. No ! not unless you. yourself pre for to do so—the Law gives you the right to demand from the Government, .at that time, either your money or an ect,ual amount at par, of the famous and popular 5.20, Gold Bearing 6 per cent. Loan. 6th Question. How much do you consid er this privilege of. conversion, into 5.20 Loan to be worth 7 Answer. 5.20 s bearing Gold Interest from lst of November, are to-day worth 9 per cent. premium. If they are worth no more at the end of the two years and a half, when you have a right to them, than they now are, this premium added to the interest you re ceive, will give you at least 10 per cent, per annum for' your money—but the opinion is that , they will be worth more than 9 per cent. premium at that time. ' 7th Question. What other advantages is there in investing in the 7.30 Loan ? Answer. It cannot be taxed by States, Counties, or Cities, and this adds from 'one to three per cent. per annum to the net in come of the holder, according to the rate of taxation in various localities. All bonds aud stooks, except those of the United States, and all mortgages, &e., are taxed, not only by the Government, but by States, Counties, and - C res. Bth Question. How does the Government raise the money to pay the interest, and is it safe'and sure ? Answer. The Government, collects, by tax es, internal revenue, and duties on imports, fully three • hundred millions each year.— This is nearly three times as ?much as is needed to pay the interest on all the. debt, and as soon as the war is ended, the amount not needed to pay the interest will be used in paying off the debt. Our Government has twice paid of all iti debt, rand can easily do so again.. The interest is sure to be paid promptly, and the debt itself is the very sa fest investment in the world. It is as safe as a mortgage on a good farm, and pays a better interest. It is, in fact, a Pim Mort gage on all lands, all incomes, all railroad and canal bonds, and bank or other stocks, mortgages, d;o. Nothing can be safer, for we small bound for it, and all that we have is firmly held for the payment-of principal and interest. How foolish those people are, who keep their gold and greenbacks idle and locked up, or pur chase mortgages or railroad stocks and bonds, which pay. only 5 or 6 per cent. interest, when these Seven-Thirties pay (counting the premium__on--Five-Twenties-a-over - ten - per cent:, and are so much safer and surer. r 9th Qiiestiou. How many Seven-Thirties are there, and how much remains unsold r Answer. There are only aliout three ban dyed and twenty.five miiltons authorized by law, And only , about one hundred' and ninety millions°remain unsold. , • 101 A Question. How loug-siill it take you to sell the balance? Answer. There are about 800 National Haas all engaged in selling thew; also a largo number of the old banks, and at least three thousand private bankers' and brokers, and special agents will be engaged in all parts of the country in disposing of them to the peo ple. ' 11th Question. How long will it hike to sell therwhole ? ' Asaccii:qa less than thine:months they will be nil sold, and will - no doubt then sell at a premium, as was the case with - the old Seven-Thirties, the firatTwenty.:Year , Loan, and the Five-Tarentiiii.' The abovie' qtestiois and answeir; it is be lieved, will give fultinforination to, elk If not, the General Subscription 'Agent, or any of the Banks or Bankers'employedtosell the Loan, will be glad to answer all questions, and to furnish the Seven-Thirties in imall or large snms.(as the notes are issued in de 'nominations 'bf $5O, $lOO, $5OO, 81,000 and $5-,000,) and to render it easy for alt to sub scribe—thus fulfilling the instrllotiOtla of Mr. Fesse nde n who,-earnestly desires that loo'ime*wear the pedpld of at'e Whole lend ; (es well , ae the capitaljets,),shall'hevci:eVOy oppoititaity of forded.,them et.obteleing a. portion. of this most tiosirabie invesfinent. _ NiliiirDELAY, but Sabseribe at briee i tlirough,tbe Nearest "Respensible Boil; or Baakers. A Philosophical parkey. I noticed upon the hurricane deek-en darkey with a very philotiophieal afid retrospective east of 'countenance,-squatted upon his bundle, 'toasting his shins arinst e olfituwey—turd - apperen-tly—plungid -lath a state of profound meditation., .Findingo:Pon inquiry, that he belonged to the 9th Midas one of the most gallantly behaved and'heiv ily losing regiments in the Fort Donation battle, and part of which was aboard, I be gan to interrogate. him upon the subject.'— HO Philosophy was so much iret:theittalstif fian vein, that I will give hid-views in his own words as.near as my memory will save me.: 'Warn you in the fight ?' glad a little taste of it, sa.' 'Stood your ground, did you P No, sa, I runs? 'Rau ut the first, did you ?' 'Yes- sa,,and:would_lab run_sootta l lialr I kuowed it war cumin.' *Why; that wasn't. very creditable to your courage.' 'mkt isn't in my petreshun! *Well, but have you no regard for your reputation r I .fiegutation's, nuffin to me de sick ob life. 4 'Do you consider your lite" worth more Than other people's ?' "It's worth mora tome, sa.' • •'Th'en you must value it very highly t! 'Yes, sa, L does—more dan all dis wuld— more dan a•million ob dollars, sa;. for what Would• dat be wash to a maa wid do bref out ob biro T Self presurbashun am do fust law wid me 'But, why should you actr upon a different rule from other men r 'Because different men sets differentvalue• on dar lives—mine Is not in the market 'Bat if you , lost it, you would have the satisfaction.of knowing that you died for the country. 'What satisfaction. would dat be.t.o me when de' power ob &cling was gone ? 'Nuffin whatever sa—l regara dem as a mong de wanitcs.' 'lf our soldiers were all like you, traitors; might have broken up the government with out 'resistance. • !Yes, ea, dar Would hab‘ been no help, int. it. I wouldn't put my life in de scale 'gaiast any Gu'oerment dat abet existed, for no GO. erment could replace de loss to me.' ''Do 'you think any of your company would have missed you if you had boon killea ?' ' much be net, sa—a dead white man ain't much to dese sojers, let alone a dead 'nigga, but I'd missed myself and dat was de pint wid me. It is safe to say that the dusky corpse of that African will never darken the field of carnage.— Cor. Cin. Gazette. A man noted for his calmness and a scold ing wife, was one night stopped in the woods• Dy a pre en• e g os . can s op, my friend," said he. "If you are a man, I must request you to get out of the way, and let. me pass. If you are the devil, come along and take supper, for I married your sister r" What is the difference between a toad and, a toady? One loves little bugeand the oth er big bus. I overheard the following the other day between twograve fellows, and. send it to you: "If you had your. choice, what death would you die of?" "Wily, old age to be sure. What would you ?" would be petted to.death by a clev er woman." "Well, that would be (capital punishment, to- be sore !" A broad }pint. A bachelor sea captaim who was remarking the other day that he wanted a good chief officer, was promptly in formed by a young lady present, that she had. no objection to be his „first mate. He took. the hint—and the lady. A physician speaking of the frail consti -tuitions of - thewomen of the present day, re marked that we ought to take great , care of our gran'dmothers, because we shall -- naves get any, more. 111 DIGNANT POINT. Or DiAiTERNITY a christening, while the minister was making the certificate:4 forgot the. date, and hap pened to say. "Let me see, this is the thir tieth I" "The thietieth !" exclaimed the in dignant mother; "indeed, tat it's only ths• eleventh !" , Does the razor take ' hold Well ?' inquired darkey, who was shaving a gentleman from the country. 'Yes," replied the customer, with'telirs in his eyes, 'it takes hold first cafe, but it don't let go worth a cant' To be hung around a girl's neck till you are dead,, dead, dead, is a new definition of the term "cirideal Ranishmenel t What comes nezt to an oyster The shell. - ; , , Though there wore not eitougl . peOple - SOctoni to env& the oity, neyertheloein ptetty good tot. Why does a sculptor die a horrid ' death'? Qe makeslaeos and Gusts. (M.:honest hack driver has.been found In Ne.llll",orke, lie is to.be killed, stuffed and placed irk,yarnuu?.'s.,maseuret. NUMBER 3E3
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