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But ah ! how it belies the heart / }low chilling it appears, When dancing round the eyes of friends, And quivering 'mid their tears. There is a tear—lull oft restrained, • By manly pride; But which will down the conscious cheek In secret glide. And yet, how oft, when'hearts too full In aught to find relief, Those soothing team of sorrow fell, And drown each new-born grief; There is a bairn, a parting bliss, That friends adore, It is the hope in future years, They'll meet once more. It steals within the aching breast, • • .ew-along-the-flower - Revives each wither'd thought there's, d bri l •life l s dub hour. ' WORDS OiiiirilDNleSS. Ever 'speak in tones of kindness - To the sad and weary heart ; Never let.nn unkind answer Cause the bitter heart to start : For bow many spirits broken, Crushed beneath the world'of care, . Have been cheered by kind words spoken— \ Cheered their weary load to bear ! - 1%; - (4i - e — iti — eliu mat) aonl can fathom, Pion its mysteries explore ; 'Tie a wonderful creation, Launched on time's eventful shore : And while each its wings shall* trammel, Few the pages we may read, But in glory we may view it, When from mortal vesture freed. Like en instrument of music, _ It is delicately strung; Then ne'er let a note of sorrow From its tender chords be wrung Due may gentle Words awaken Sounds of joy, and peace, and love, Botch as angel choirs are breathing In the courts of light above. • Then ever speak in tones of itinattpsii To the sorrow-stricken heart; And never let a word or action Cause the bitter tear to start ; For how many spirits broken. Bound beneath a load of enro l • Have been cheered by kind Words dpoken—• Cheered their daily cross to bear ANDY'S FRIEND. Andy Patterson was a poor boy—very poor; and it WAS generally conceded that he me no friends. Andy's father had been dead some years, having died poor and de graded.. The character of the father had loft a stain upon the name of the child, and our . et." .A - wyi - In a milre - rdlihrliTit, by the edge of the wood, where the highway wound out from- town around the foot of a steep Hied .Andy Patterson, with his mother and three little sisters. 'The mother was a feeble woman, and as she shrank away from the world, the world knew but Ileac a. boutler it knew that she was poor, and that she wore garments patched and faded; and that she did not court friendship ;—and, furthermore, it supposed that she was not worth noticing. Of the children,•Andy was sixteen ; Sarah was twelve; Elarriet was ten; and Luey.was eight These three girls were not strong. They had been born while their father was'very intemperate, and the sad el feats of the• parent's sin lay heavily upon. them. Some people wondered why Mrs. Patterson did .nut send Sarah out to work— why she did.not give the child away to some good person who would take it and bring it up. Oneo the girl did go to live with a wo man in the village out her strength jfailed her, and her mother Am* her home. I, The widow found some work to do..but she was not able to do much. 'The labor of support. ing the family .devolved almost entirely upon Andy. who worked xvillitigly and cheerfully when he found work to do. Andy PattetAon was very brown;from .ex posure -to sunshine and storm, and his gar. meats were or the poorest : kind. People said he was poor and , degraded, and the boys of the Village did not-associate with him. Me did not attend church, nor did he go to Sab bath:school. ,110 ,was not a religiona.boy. .they isaid. But the people of Abet ,town" knew very little.ot -the boy-they.had,thni,d,e nouneed: They said •he was growing ;up to be just-what-ilia father had been, though he' Jacked hislather'w smartness. Now -the truth was, Andy Pettersen did bat inharii his father's characterise:vs, Phyn. WAYNESBRO, FRANKLIN COUN'yfi PEN*VLYANIA, FRIDAY MO#NINO, ically andimentally, be took the condition of his another; and as she had not been known in that section before Mr. Patterson married her, people never understood her. One evening Andy came home with the marks of tears *ion his cheeks. His moth er saw that he had been weeping, and ,she asked'what bad happened. Al, it Was the same old story,—le had been cut by sneers and insults. "Mark Larrabee called me names, whieh made my blood ran hot and eold. I gave him no provocation—none at all. I was in the post-offteo while the mail was being din. tributed, and 'he asked me if I expected any important letters from the seat of govern ment. Of eoursethis caused a generaLlaugh among the thougtless ones, and he strutted as though he had done something smart.— When he spoke to me again with another taunt,kasked him to mind his own business; and then he twitted me of being the chiT' o , drunkard l Oh, mother—it is welt that • ou--obtained-that_solemn_ple_dge from me.— Had it not been for the promise I had given you, I think I should have maimed Mark lArrabie for life." • "Then," said• the widow, taking the hand of her son, and pressing it her lips, "you have reason to thank God that you were re strained. It is betteras it is Andy. I know itis hard; but--look there my sun." "She pointed to a picture which hung a gainst the wall. 'lt was an engraving, in a black frame, and its story was this : Jesus Christ, almost naked, with cruel thorns about his brow, bending beneath the weight of a pondrous cross, was scourged and hooted at by an unfeeling crowd that followed ut his heels. - 4 - , So-sufferecl the Son of God," pronuneed the widow. "It is hard my son—very hard but do not yet despair." "I don't despair s " returned Andy; "though I often wish that I might die." -• i • And • !" , "I don't mean die and leave you, mot a er. But—its too bad. I wish i could find some hing better to (14Y — thirk — Lara a • .* a pp into a great store in the city , he is going in with Mr. Phillip Brown, who owns the large mills on the river. Larrabee got the chance because he had friends, and because his folks have money." Mrs. Patterson spoke such words of eom fort'and cheer as she could command, .and alter a while her son became calm and reeiM oiled ; •and then an hour was spent id 'study ing. The widow was a good scholar, and her poor children had learned far more from her instruction than many children of the same age had learned at .the common school. When the spring opened. Andy got a chance to work on a neighbor's farm at - twelve dollars a month; and' there he remained till the crops were harvested in autumn. Once or twice during. the, summer Mark Larrabee came home floor the city on a visit. He was dressed very finely, and wore kid gloves, end carried a cane, and smoked cigars, and drank brandy-and-water at the hotel ; and when he .met Andy Patterson he turned up his nose as though he had encountered something uncle in. When the cold winter came again Andy left the farn,e.►'s, and went home; but he was not idle. He sawed wood in the village, thus earning enough to support the needy ones; and sometimes he felt able to purchase little dainties for his mother and sisters. Spring came again,,and'Andy was seven teen years old. He was smell of his age, and slight of his frame; but his health was good, and his constitution strong. One evening, in the_ early part of April, just after the sun Rad gone down, and while the family in the humble cot were eating supper, a cry for help was heard from the road. Andy' ran out and found that the stage had got stuck in a mud hole, and that one of the wheels had been broken. One . of the passengers wins iu a great hurry to reach the village, as he intended' to take a private team and fide over to the woolen mills that evening. lie eotilil — wctllct - o — th - eirotel - rvery — easily, bat bow should he get his trunk along? "Here is Andy," said the driver, wheel your trunk up." " 7ertainly l !Lreplied-our-hero r ia-a-prompt cheerful tone ; "I'll , do it pith pleasure." "Do it," said the driycr, "and I'll pay you." "I guess there won't be muds to pay sir." And thus speakinn• Andy rip off, and soon returned with his ° barrow upon which the trunk was fixed by its owner. The gentleman who owned the trunk, and who walked by Andy's side as he trudged, on ,with his load, was a kindly s looking, dle•aged man, whose ruling characteristic seemed to be—good sense. • Ile entered in to conversation with the youth, and was not long in finding out how matters stood with him. And then he conversed upon general topicA, such as might come within the crops of the, boy's unuerstanding. "But,' said the wan, as they stopped 'a moment to rest, "do you tell nee that you have never attended school" "Not since my father died. • "But yon bare some one to teach you." "Ah, air;-1 have a goad, kind mother— God bless her Bhe teaches me." The daylight was fading; but there was a glinimeking in the sunset. :horizon, and as the face of the boy was turned that way, it was easy to Bee the bright tear•drop that roll ed down his cheek. He picked np the bor row once more, and tugged on,and at length they marked the 'tavern in the village.— When the trunk had been taken off, the gen tleman look out his pocket k and handed .to Andy a bank note.: "Here's a- dollar, my boy. That will pay you, won't it 1" "Oh, sir- .1 -it'o too much." . guess you can fled Use for it. At . any' rate; I an► satisfied, if you are." Andy thanked the gentleman from the' bottont of his soul, as his tonss of tretimbus gratitude plainly showed, and then turned • . • • • .t „ 7 4 11 6 :Voistrailte AreettrisPrallper INTieratr i ta. 113: NN: 4 1 .1.00:03! ana, - - " . i "ri tia steps homeward. - "What is it, my son?" "A dollar; mother. See." The widow took the bank note, and as she examined it by the light of the candle, eke uttered in exclamation of surprise'. • •What did you, say it was, Andy ?" "A dollar." "There must be some mistake. it is a ten dollar note." "The gentleman told me he gave me a dol. ler." "Ah," said the. widow, "1 see how he. made the mistake. Look !he oiSly saw that figure." it was very . simple. The upper sight-hand corner of tho_billochereithellOL _hadleen, , was mutilated just enough to entirely re move the cypher, so that only the figure 'l' was left. Theigentleman had only noticed this figure, and hal' supposed that he was • gwing away a nelhii•Vll. "What will you do,. my son ?" "I will carr it back at once." "Xcin have no desire - to keel) - "Meroy ! I would sooner die !" "Bless you, my bey ! Go and AS you have said. " . • Andy had some few chores to do, - and when they were done he went to the village r but the gentleman was , not at the tavern.— The old stage-driver was there, however, and to him Andy told his story. "Why didn't you keep it, Andy ? You are poor, and that man is rich." keep, it I" repeated the boy, straighten ing himself to his proudest height. "I'd rather birrow in the ground, with hares and foxes, and live on roots than do such a thing, John Aldtrt. I may be poor, but God knows that lam not a villain. You will see the man. Give him this, and toll him if Ise,,has a mind to send me a dollar he may do so. If Ido not misjudge him; I think he would rather send me the dollar than not." "By the glory !" cried stout John Alden apong t e soy upon t e s ou er, -you re a pattern. You're a true blue. You're :1 , 11 - ndy: --- Alr, -- ttferes - the supper- . I'll do the errand, and bring you an an ewer." As Aady Patterson left the tavern he met Mark Larrabee. upon the side walk, but Mark did not look as he had looked a few months before. His clothes were not so spruce, and his head was not carried so high. • Andy stopped in at th'e post-office, where he beard two men talking, "Mark Larrabec has lost his place. I bear," said one. "Yes,"-replied the other. %"H into rather got rather rough ways. In fact, he was dishon est. I heard of his making one pull of . a hundred dollars." • "Why didn't they prosecute him ?" "His father fixed it up by paying the money." "Well, his father may save him this time but I don't believe they eau snake an honest man of him." As Andy walked home., wodered how a boy could do„ such a thing se steal money. He wandered at it very mochas the healthy, normal man wonders at the infatuation of the suicide. On the following day, towards the mid dle of the forenoon, while Audy was at work in , the shed, his mother came• in and inform. ed him that a gentleman wiebed to see k tn. Our hero went into the horse, where he found the man for whom he had wheeled the trunk on the previous evening. "My boy," the man said, in. an offhanded easy manner, "the stage driver gave me the bank-note you handed him,. and I have been thinking„... while walking down here, that some kind spirit must have'torn the corner of that bill off for our especial benefit. I su.p. posed it,was a one dollar bill when I gaveit to yon ; and I certainly should never have known to. the contrary if you had not re turned it flowerer, it has led to a little prospect of business, From what I saw of you last evening, and from what John Al -d en-has-tobi-ut e—, in-connection—with-this bank-note affair, I am inelinectto the opinion that I want yoU , to - help me, My name is Philip:Brown. I own a store in the eity, nd_Lown-the-woolcu-rnills-its-the-e.djoining town. A year ago I took Mark Larrabee into.my employ, but he did riot suit we." Andy looked down at his poor clotbea. "you shall have garmeots suitable to the change. Will you go?" Andy looked around upon his mother. "Yes, my son," she said. "The man who seeks for honest merit as this man has sought for it, recognizing the jewel even in this low ly station,, must himself be 'honest and up- . right, and with such I ioyfttlly. trust you. ' And Andy Patterson went with 'the mer. chant whom he served se faithfully and well, that at the end of a year, he was placed in a .position of great responsibility, and his wa ges were ilia', aimi to such a sum that he was able to place his mother and,sisters in a better home But Andy's preferment was not particu larly out of friendship to himself He rose upon-his own sterling merits—rose to be a partner with Phtlip Brown—rose to be a merchant upon his own eapital—rose to fill posts of honor and trust for his country.— Should I call him by another name, thou sands would recognize him. Who was Andy's Friend. The reaJer will say he had several of them. Perhaps he . had. His mother was his' dearest earthly friend; and yet in those times when she sought to sate ,him from .0,3, she had pointed him to a Friend who could care for both mother and Aye:''—e 4 ien at this day i n his home of .wealth. Andy preserves as Win-worn faded liotute, in a black frame,--u picture of One bearing a cross, toiling beneath the burden, scourged and spit upon, with drops of blood starting from bis thorn-pierced . - brow. '_Aud the picture has a lesson forliira yet., • Ab— u lesson for us all, while life is ours! . history is God's illuminated ; clock set is the dark steeple . of time. - KATT DEAN. Down by the mossy brink DE a cool and sheds I eat rite down whir Km bliazi; An old, oW t4le to tell .; With breaking heart I eat aped • That old,old tale to tell. The light of „Soon grew to burning gleams, We drew,still bestir to the cool, deep well, Even as in my dreams ; • , For Kurt dear ; • Was ever near_ 7 lnrarholiearhappiest - dreams.-- I told her the story old ' While 'We'gated in the waters clear, .a4momieeihm_life_shouJd never With haunting shadows dresr; And sweet replies - t3h.:int:ln her oyes, Theis 'mid the shadows dresr Only one hide year Has passed from earth away, But Kati , has greet ed, ere'now, ere now, Tholight of a sunnier day ; I call but in vain, • She comes - not again Tram the light or that sunnier day. Western Loyalty. A 'Titer in the Christian= Examiner , makes an interesting' article on "Loyalty in the West," and enumerates several , peculiar Tea tures. HO says : "The impulse to do some thing for the eountry-was not confined to age—for here is Mr. Bates, of Pendleton, Indiana, believing that he can fight yet if they Will let him, enlisting accordingly, but rejected, to his intense disgust, 'because he has owned to being ninety years of age; or to sex—f or here is Mary IT. Dennis, stand ing six feet two in slippers, who, being 'un h-o-se parts, and disguise : man, enlists in the Still Water Company of the First Minnesota Regiment, and Mary, being a handy, as a handsome fellow, is pro moted to be a lieutenant before she is found out ; or to the average of ordinary patriotism —for here is'a family of sixteen young men residing in ,Dayton, Ohio, enlisting all at once, and in one company; and another lo wa editor telling how bard it is to get his pa per out, because his two sons that he count ed on to help him, the younger only fifteen years of age, have enlisted, and walked two hundred miles to ioin their company, and how he has a third counting how long be fore he can go too,. with four more growing finely, awl he hopes be may yet have 'seven more to go ; or to commercial usage—for here is an eminent Detroit from offering to furnish Grovernmeat with fifty tons of shot and shell, to be paid for whenever it is eon veniant. No uereadioess on the part of the Stale or General Executive could chill this impulse and instinct of the Western man—and wo man. 'We have seen that the lowa ,First was raised in few hours; The boys came in from farm and town in the common working costume. lowa felt that it, was ' hardly the thing to send her sons out so; yet there was not a uniform in the State, and the men were wanted instantly. So she telegraphed to Chicago. for blue flannel, and had it up by the -next train; which numberless wives, mothers, sisters, and sweethearts, attacking with shears and needles, her regiment was put into uniform in a few hours more, and sent away rejoicing. " There was laughter at the sight, us the stalwart youth came on through our great cities.; but it was a laugh ter of indefinite tenderness and pride to see how the heart of the people beat on the up per Mississippi." A Goon JoxE.—A well. known gentleman of Winchester, Viginia, is, in the habit of -relating—a—ver-y—ainasing—amtedoto — on — the great love that Americus have -for-naval and military titles. Crossing the Potomac into Virginia, with his horse, a fairy -boat erryeatin-sai . "Major, I wish you would lead your horse a little forward." He immediately did. so, .observing to the man : "I am not a 3lajor, and yea' need nat call me one." To this the ferriman replied: "Well, Kurnel, I as your pardon, and I'll not call you so no mote" Having, arrived at the landirtgalace he led his, horse out of the boat, and Aid : "My good friend, I am a very plain man; lam neither a celoael, or a mayor--I 'bare no title at a l l, and I don't like them. How much have I to pay you ?" The ferryman looked at• hini in surprise and saw. : "You are the first white, man, I have ever crossed on this terry that warret,jist nobody at all, and I awearl. charge Jar nothing. Worts.—The beat lesson a father can give his son is this :—" Work ; strengthen • your moral and mental faculties ,as' you' would strengthen your winkles' by \ vigorous .exer cite. , Learn to coupler circumstances , : you are then independent, of fortune. The, men of athletic minds who left their inarks't,n the years in which they liver', were all 'trained in a rough school. ,''They dul : uot l mount their high. position, , by, help of Jeverage they leaped into chasms, grappled with the oppos ing rocks,' avoided avalanches, and; w*,h, the,golt was rem:bed, telt, that hut fur „„the toil that, had strengthened „them .as they etrove, it. could never have been attained., A BAD ]oa r —Wo,Jearn . that .when the first Grvok fire slick! from clamor : o's ,battc expli.dud• , Pliiirjesto*tri mm(rabluid who wituesed thi opeeteele jumped up clap: his . handi; "Sie'clar, lAA's '•luid u,e pyy. • • ANUARY 29;1804. , F,Lertaighittrooity,,a,i4l44l.lmtive . , • 4 1 1441013., , , : _ ~ • %Ie wife of an officer in.the army, living in Williamson county, Illinois reeently re; ceiVed from her 'lnishatid 11.700;:n portion of which belonged to the &miles of soldiers liv ing is that vicinity. A. few days after the reception of the money Came a sick sob Bier the house of the, officer's wife anti asked permission to remain over night. The, woman refused, but the'Soldior insisting; she finally consented. During the night the 'fate • ily wasaroused by the violence of parties out side, who demandedlhe door to bir , opened, and if not pad they would, break it down ;. that the Officer's wife had a lot'of money and bound to have it The woman, was terrified, soldier Inside., secreted herselfaud,her dren, when the.soldieOn a voice loud e nough to be heard by the villians outside, - " - fidirtrnartireth-brit-if-I-hadit fix the villians." The tdoormas then burst • ed open, and ten men disguised , as, negroes ; entered the house. give shots were instant ly fired at'theni; killing three of the ',party and wounding' anOtherj the' remainder fled. The blacking laving been washed him the faces of the dead, they werndiscovered to be the woman's nearest neighbors—one of them, her brother-iu-law. row cold , Joking . withiho Baby. ' A citizen of Jauiaica,'L. l 1.,, ewer the ring at. the door, it the reqUest or his wife, where he found nothing but a bits. sket. On removing the cover a-beautiful lit tle child appeared, some five mouths "old.— The ladies streamed.; one of the.lady vihit ors took up• the bab'y, and found a note pie'. ned to its dress,' which charged the gentle. man.with' being its father, and- implored hint to support it. A rich scene ensued between the injured Wife and indignant husband, the latter denyino '' all knowledge of the little one,. and assorting his innocence. 'The friends in. 1 terferradolnd at last the wife was induced. to forgive her husband, though he' stuck to • ike -- a - Projan- r tiva-t-helia-d-idways been-. faithful husband. Finally the lady 'very ro guishly told her husband it was strange he did not know his own child, for it. was their mutual offspring., Which , had just been taken from the cradle for the purpose of playing. the joke. A Vim Sron:Y.—Four clergymen, a Itap tist, Presbyterian, Methodist' and Roman -Catholic, Met by an agreetnent to dine ons fish. Soon as grace was .said, the Catholic rose, armed with knife and fork, and taking about one third of the fish, 'comprehending the head, removed to his plateVixelaimed.tmlie sat down, with great self satisfactieu . , "Papa eat enput, eeelosite" (thesPctPc ..is the head. `of the Church.) Immediately the Metho dist minister arose, and helping himself to about one third; 'embrascri , the tail, seated himself, exclaiming, "Finis coronate opus" (the end crowns the works) The Presbyte rian now thought it was time for him to Move, and taking the remainder•af the fish to his plate, exclaiming, media 'eat veritas" (truth lies' between two extremes. Our Ilap tist brother had 'nothing before him ‘ butlass empty plate and the prospeet of a slim din ner, and snatched tip the bowl „of *awn (melted) butter, he dashed it over them ally exclaiming, ''Ego baptize yes" (1 baptize you all.) T it 311nEn Li'mr.--A man going:through. a piece of woods heard the bleating of "a lamb , . Lie went in the.direction of the sound and found a lamb op deep in -the mire that he could not get out. Nothing but his hoed was above the mud and water._ Ile bad . strayed from a neighboring pasture,i'and while wandering in the wood fell into, the mire. . Young persons who know better, sometimes wander from the ways in which their parents teach thernto.valk. They fall into the mire of sin. When once 'in, .they -ink_deepor-and-deeper, and-hawr-mr- - parver to extricate themselves. Tho _Good Shop herd alone can save them. ,and if they do not call him to their aid they , must perish. r.° WEAR A &till:E.—Which will you de, smile and make Others happy, or make every. body around you miserable ? Ton can live aviong beautiful flowers, and 'singing birds, or to thelnire r surrounded by logs and frogs. The .ritneunt of happiness which you can produce is incalculable, if you will show a smiling face, a kind, heart, and speak pleasant words.. On the, other hand, by sour looks, cross words and 'a fretful position, you can - make hundreds unhappy almost beyond endurance. Which. will you. dor, Wear a pleasant countenance, 'let joy hum in. your eye, arid love glow ou your forehead., There is no joy so great as that which springs from, a kind, act nr pleasant deed r and you teas feel if,itt night' when you rest, at morning when you rise; and u ;It when about your dally business. . Mr. Beecher; in a recent "speech in Phila.. phia, stated that no - union lie cois)d ' mention in England ! called forth such dealcuiag cheers as that of,Abrahato Lincoln. tic •is as profoundly popular therer.'-as li is-at !ionic. Mr Chase is: looked upon as thrc'gientest man in the country, and in spite, of, the malicious criticisms of the Lontion Times lie' is the admiration of the, financial mon thloßahout Europe. POUT/VICE FOR. 01.1) 'a. quantity of yellow, carrots and wilt them well in a pan until they aretioftythen mash them, pito thein , iti a-clean/linen 'elt>th• and plod them en the ,ticwe, reppatieg ti .ox4? .upqration 1:: , mt• or fivo s , Eiookfor":"ore r , ; • 17iT,T.777! " ://17 : .7 As tlt,G eloe)c-st.rotes the, Itotir,_itqw often we 12, :• Timv•fifes ! wheii %is wi who 4ret:Juts:sitrio.a. • • . , MaiMiiiiiifi • r!i;i.T.3l . 'ii•• , t t)T'f: : ; v;".i (~47757.!":q t-TiflPT%.,,, 1. Per tireititary ion sat.iftl;l,?, -; :1i AS, qv Itain'—ant animal 'Whose Altitt? Won the wrong end: -le isth'o'composes &rasa' hablt , greati er than 'she Who uorepeties bdolts.• t r if:V are a dandy's legs like an ingsu.gria. des ? Because they eatry a, monkey. If a Inas iitattcra oab he considers you nAM , Y. " • ,"""' mod •st or . usei4l • -The shift at,, the .. wind . What CntiositY" the - wcirldli `the great. . lie who reels anti : staggers mOit to ' life 's jpbrouy_tokea_the_ohortest 00, to,che n do two:thirds of the tannin: in the 'world, and wake women.d6tl43 , otlier third . , The president's emancipation policy eon• tlicts with the tariff, which imposes a duty on, wool, by making wool free. Why is the rise in ebtton..Jike. the. Oleg& of a toil'? • Beeauseit redinet :the Elitist . wor • iiimpkiiis says it is the hoops. to surrbend the loveliest 6'6111 thiogs;aittoug • are girls.sud whiskey- ' milach . , Geese, dirll:4B they are,, mien,' No tice, that if one of the finck. drinks, tke zest. will follow. , A stone thrown'. at a dog,. in Wasingtorl',. rebouuded_and hit his generals: Not one of thew had ever been• so near to danger be fore. • The best cough. drops for young: ladies—h wear thick shoes,' dress all over; and etopia- Sensitive lady from the couittrx looking : or a coaoh.—"Pray, sir, are you.augageti ?' Ca man," 1 c , ess yer party eon ,ma - am, I have been married' tliis seven years, and have nine children.", - • A. shell buratnear an Irishman in the tren ches, when, surveying the fragments, he'ex claimed, "Be jaberslthitres the fellOws to made your eat t" "Did I understand , you• to.say that I was lousy sir? Oh, no, I merely told my friend, that when it rained lice in Egypt, I thought' yott. must have been walking theie without a. hat—that' 8;10 One sou/ concerted to God is better than. thousands merely moralized and still sleep ing imlheir sing. An.lrishman, being a little fuddled, was asked what wore his, religious•viewi,. "Is it me bclafe yo'd be asking aboutl" • said be. "It's tho - same•o'the Widdy,Brsdfm•kowe her twelve shilling . s. for : ir/biskey, and • she belay es never paY her; and. faith.;. that's mS belate' tee." Human life- is often. likened to a t voyafte4 It is a voyage- to eternity attenclod by great danger, as well asnmeh berdslup and. toil. The- sea we have to navigate; vionoed in. pros pcct, lookS smooth and inviting ;lut:beneath , it conceals shoals, quicksands and rocks; and great multitudes in attempting. to reach the. distant shores are ship wrecked .turd lost. lIMMiII A story •is thld. of a western'candidete that came- lipon "a poor white man," Who had a i;ote to give,.if he. did-haye -to -do-his-ran 'milking. The candidate; Jones, 'asked hum if ho should hold the:caw, Which seemed to be uneasy, and the old man consenting very readily, he took her by tho horns and held her fast till the operation was done. "Have you, had Rtobinson (his riVal) round here. lately ?" he asked. -Oh, yes. lie's behind 13-e-tarn-hohling-the_calf " GOOD, EVEN FOR A YANKEE.-SOMC man, from a considerable way down East, has in'. "d what he calla the i• i • ! invi Garden Preserver or Hen Walker," the effect of which we should like to s'ee tried in, a certain locality. It consists of a small in strument aometbing like a, spur, only, Con siderably longer, which 'is attached to the. hind part ofthe hen's leg, pointing at an angle of 45 degrees towards the ground.-- }y hem the hen, With this instrument on her , legs, enters the garden ; in the spring ; after the seed, she puts heir toot forward to scratch the "Walker" catches, in the ground, and forces her forward; and thus she is walked in her efforts to scratch, entirely out'of, the garden. That will do. - Our accluaintinee . a few' Yeats since, a tetualo ancestor on the ma:er l side who althpugh rth•iding iu tho, ,of Mobile fin a lift, titho had never yet, been' there. after repeated FA ci t4tititis, how. • ever,•sho Was induced to pay the filthily 'ts visit. Der,grandsen, youut tier ~lieu a boy or fifteen, hut who, already exhibited that peculiar facility for perpotrating,"prac t cal jokes" which cle.hraoterized yet; persuaded the conk to placea largo dish -or boiled crabs befOre the old lireyorell know-' ing that she occur before .Rot her eyes . On ye. Upon .e ating herself at the table, the Unsaid dish attracted her attention,-*.,- Carefully drawing her - seectnefes.. froth her • ease, she adjusted them firinly'on her „nose,- and took a, long stare at- •tho . oirigyslar look ing "edibles-; a.. fork she made a desperale,thrtnit at one of theth,;•e;-, claiming with a long, ,breath-r -••"l.lnavena. Who - eiitt'ieenauch 9piders'befor6 :" • • , z. • Like a man with.inta wife .„ 'bike ia without:ia-saft, , t hitig ir► life: ~.„ • • „„' Is . et 6 . irtwit h. , :1--preker '• , ;t4.: -, t,',"11,t - v.2i - tt , - • .ftvi ,1?115 til 1111211011 EM Jrl '''!:. NUMBEgAT: - Li-. t ' r t ^r. ~
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