Notes and Comment Of latere to Wim Read are ONI WOMAN" VIEWS. Rev. Anna H. Mm, Disagrees what with Dr. EllloTi Statements on the New Asllgtefl Heaven and hell, as described ta oa - tba current tarau of religion, ara ;. ..:h unimaginable and unessential to tta educated man and woman of to i f. Wa aro Bot afraid of being fc-?-r-ed la a rati rad Are. Wa wowld I 'rmndooly bond la a heaven of aal roat and psalm singing. Dr. V ;t la unquestionably voicing tha ;rn conception aa to the trsdltlcv ereafter It elm ply doecot count. . vould disagree with him only fa . mm of tho nest tense. Hmtm and I I tara counted la tha ceaturlaa be-f-1 u. They have Influenced "jen- trstloos of devout and learned." '! aa tha unlearned miaaaa. Bat new wo have swtgrewa than. We bavs learned to look at nature nc.'enttncally Inataad of emotionally, tbr.t la all. Ood's voice no leaxrsf sto.ika ta oa la tba thunder. Wa know 4 l-l IIHMMIIHIIHIHIU t Rev. Anna Howard Shaw. It la electricity. "The blue heaven r'jove oa" la merely intangible either. We cannot accept tha Christian fairy '.alee any louder aa veritable facta. Men aad women to-day are mora i;i mora growing to consider good and evil aa aa and In themselvea, not a means toward an end. Very small Tl'dren are encouraged to be "good" j means of pennies. Likewise they -e made to tear being "bad" by threats. of pnnlahmeat to coma. Bo, lo the earlier stages of the world'a de velopment. It appeared neeeaaai rr.rhaps, to tba prleata and mlniatera to bribe and threaten their msn-chil-i!-en and women ohlldreai with future :x or woe. But euppeee dying doea mean Just going to sleep and never waking ap. 1. for one, would Infinitely prefer that denouement of the typical Christian . onceptioa of aa eternal haloed con- lert. And euTpoee It to be a fact. t!i1s simple blotting out does tl change the goodness of good or the badness oC bad for ue--bere to-day? We know wa have thla world and l :at what wa do must have an effect In It. Why do we need to bother spoilt what wa doat knowT Mr. Ber nard Shaw wisely remarks somewhere ihst the rellgloua soldier will never have on his final victory till ha has conquered In himself the mean little ..-nonal wish to continue aa a per t mal (actor and till he becomes will iig to be thrown oa tha acrap heap afer his work la done. Now hero those are tha voices that call both the saints and sinners. Kot afterward hereafter. TtfcSJ M Sjflrh Meat for roasting should not be washed, bat wiped with a dry cloth. Bacon rinds should be scalded and used (or lavorlng stocks and stews. Sausages should heat gradually when rooking to prevent the skins bursting. Never try to Ice a cake hot and let layer cakaa get nearly cold before putting together. All lard to fry fritters and dough nuts must be very, very hot before putting In tha batter. Do not salt stock till It has b thoroughly ski aimed, aa the salt pre vents the ecum from rising. Before broiling a steak dust It with salt and peppar and rub It in well with salad oil. This will greatly Improve It Delicious are hot biscuit served with game. Break them opea, butter them generously and then spread with cur rant Jelly. To keep silver from tarnishing when packed away, make small eotton bsga and fill with camphor gum. Place them among the ailver. Always lower the temperature ol the oven some after a roast has been in for If . or 10 minutes. Then the Juices will be retained. Hand-Painted Sllppsrs. In tho present age, when little do tails of oastuia are considered Im portant, aad whan the ornament ol the hair la weighted In a critical bal ance lust aa carefully aa the girdle ol aa evening gown, H la not surprising that the slippers -come In (or their share of artistic ectasia rati on. These are now painted to match the gown or any special decorative note In the costume. -s White kid is extremely dainty when plak rosebuds or blue forget-me-nots are displayed oa the Instep. ,Aay oot or can bloom ia tha form of a delicate Sowar, with probably a sparking Jew el la the.oeatar. It ia a new idea, and the point which- appeals most emphati cally ia that these beautiful slippers ran be made at home by the artist ot the family. Hew It Happened. "Dear 1 me." aald the kind-hearted pedestrian, pausing and putting oa bis ptnee-nes, ' "have you (alien through that ooal-holet" ' "Not at all," replied the man. who was still endeavoring to extricate leg from the hole, smiling wlunlngly. "As you seem interested la the mat ter, I will tell you what happened. I chanced to be la here, and they built the pavement round me." THE PROOF OF THE GODS Long ago there lived In the north- land aa unbeliever called Athrud. He believed In no superior being except man. He laughed at tha wor shipera and ecoffed at the temples. In vain did his neighbors relate ns stories of the great Norse gods Odin. Thor, Treyr and the . goddeseee Frlg ga, Hela and Freya. But Athrud still laughed. "No," be aald. "What proof have you that there la such a thing aa Val ballaT Odin and Thor are but crea tures of the Imagination." One night he lay In his trod, tfclnk ,ng about the future. He wondered vhether there were gods; Invisible people who haunted the great above. As be thought there was a great ilast of a trumpet Athrud shudder ed and lay still. "Athrud! Athrud!" called a voice. He went to the window and threw oack the shutter. Ne ane was In light The full moon was arriving at '.he xenith. He sloDt till morning. Then he went to the woods and hunted. Us killed a deer. As he waa bringing It home on bis powerful shoulders a man came up behind him and tried to pull it on. Athrud threw down the dead beast and then did as much for the man. Holding a knife at the man's throat. he demanded, "Who are you that dare to steal my lawful gain?" The fallen man muttered, Tl wish to place It on O-lln's altar!" Then so much (or you! cried Ath rud and he killed his adversary. Bald he to the dying man, "Do yon still believe In Odin?" A movement of the eyelids Indicated the affirma tive. "Where will you go when yon are dead?" asked Athrud, standing pensively over his now nearly dead foe. No answer. The limbs stiffened ind the blood flowed more slowly. Athrud drew his long sword and began to whirl It over the body. "Now shall kill your soul, if you have one, on its upward flight!" he said. In the same tone he would have used to a neighbor In talking of the weather or the hunt After a while he ceased, for tha man was dead. As he sheathed his iword there wss a whir overheard. But on looking op he could aee noth ing. Placing the knife In Its case, ha once more took up the deer. Athrud! Athrud!" called tha voice. as on the previous night His knees shook; no one waa In sight Reach ing his house, he skinned his prey and cooked a piece (or dinner. That night as be lay in bed he felt his house shake and there was a low growl as of distant thunder. Then followed a Jarring of the earth, such made by a heavy blow. "The Hammer of Thorl" be ejaculated. He waa alone In his house, as waa his unvarying rule. For the first time In his life he waa afraid of the darkness. If he had had a lighted lamp by his bedside, ho would not have taken fright so quickly. But the darkness was awful. There was clattering of hoofs beneath his sindow and a creaking ot wheels. He -ushed to the window; threw back '.he shutter; put out his head. Two black goats stood below. He uttered a cry: "The steeds of Thor! Immediately the goats started off ind the creaking recommenced, while t voice In the distance cried "Athrud! Vthrud!" The next night he built a fire In his room and kept It burning blight- ly. . It was nigh midnight when Athrud was startled by the blast of a trumpet He went to the window and looked U the heavens. There wss a -faint ight In the sky that grew brighter every moment There was also a dark mass In that light which grew larger In proportion to it., Suddenly there waa a second blast of the trumpet and a brass chariot dashed down from the sky, drawn by two black goats. The brass shed bright light over all. Athrud watched with quaking heart and shaking hands, .... , Tha chariot passed the window, tho goats pawing the air and doubling their necks In their efforts to gallop faster. The figure In the chariot held the reins In one hand and In the other he brandished a powerful ham mer. It waa Thor! After him came twenty Valkyries oa winged steeds. They were clad In silver armor and bore Javelins and swords. Like a whirlwind they swept past Then came the grand car of Odin All gold was It and set with Jewels Tba eagle perched on the shoulder ot the greatest of the gods of the north land.; !- Solemnly went the triumphal can past the window of Athrud the lin believer. Then came the long retinue of Odin. The ghostly clank of their armor smote upon the cold night air and sent a chill through tha heart of the terrified mortal at the window. The grand host of Odin passed by and as cended to the above. - Aa the last warrior disappeared there came a cry: "Athrud! Athrud Dost thou believer "Odin! Thor!" eried the converted man, sinking -hack, "I believe 1 I be lieve? But give soe one more proof that thou art Indeed a god!" And lo, there came a bolt from heaven and Athrud waa atrlcken blind! That waa the proof of tha gods and Athrud believed. The New Relation. ."What do .yea mean, air," roared the irate father, "by bringing your portmanteau to my house and order ing twoaat" - . "I'm adopted aa one of the family, coolly answered the young man. "Your daughter aald aha would be a sis tar to me.--LUa, Notc3 and Comment Of Interest to Women Readers CHAIR FOR SHAMPOOING. Back Works on Hinges and Leans Against the Wsshstand. Among the numerous toilet acces sories for the well-appointed modern bathroom, one of the newest Is the toilet chair. This chair Is a plain, solid piece of furnlce of a style cor responding to mission, and the feature la that the back ia hinged to the seat A head rest, consisting of a heavy wire support with a pad In vine cen tre, cornea with the chair and can be attached to the top of the back. For washing the hair this piece of furni ture will be found very convenient it can be placed at a little distance from the washstand and the back leaned against the stand at such an ngle that It affords a comfortable re- lining position to the person using It "he back of the head rests on the ad at the top and when the bnlr Is washed the dirty water flows down ram the (ace, instead of over the face. nd does not annoy the subject by get- tag Into bis or her eyes. The annoy ng sensation of trying to breathe without inhaling soapy water la elimi nated. Menu for 8unday. j BREAKFAST. ; Peaches and cream, fish balls. cornmeal dodgers, toast, tea and ) i coffee. ! LUNCHEON. I Ham omelet brown bread ! (steamed), salad of whole to- matoet stuffed with minced eel- ! ery and cold peaa or beans 1 ! dressed with mayonnaise, thin ! bread and butter. Junket, cup ; ! caXe, tea. - I DINNER. Vegetable soup, pot roast of ' beef (from tireless cooker), (tied carrots, browned sweet po- tatoes. Ice cream, light cake, black coffee. About the Children. It la a good Idea to keep a little .irl'a hair clipped until she Is seven r eight years old. There will be plenty of time after that for It to row thick and long with proper care, nd while she Is still a little girl. If her hair itself is very apt to be rag ged and thin. If she has curly hair, it Is a great temptation to let her ring lets grow as long as they will, but even curly hair may be Improved by being clipped once in a while and kept to about shoulders' length. A great many mothers write for ad vice regarding their little girls' hair, how to make It curl, how to keep it light etc. I (eel always a certain sur prise at the second question, that ia, coming from a mother. Ia there any woman in the world who doea not know that a little child's hair turns larker aa the child grows older? It a as Impossible to retain that baby ;lint which is like a bit of sunshine, is It Is to keep the fine softness of he baby hair. As for keeping the sir curly or Inducing It to curl. It Is ossible to coax It sometimes by con- tantly fluffing It twirling It on a amp linger. As (or twisting those oft, tender locks up with curl papers, ir. dreadful to tell, using aa Iron on them, words fall. Baby hair should never be combed but brushed with a very soft Infant's brush. As the hair grows longer and thicker tha brushing may be some what more vigorous. Baby hair may be washed every day, an older child' hair once a week, with warm watr and caatlle soap. A fine tooth couil should not be used on the scalp elthe of a grown person or a child. It I: very Irritating to the akin and doe- more harm than good. A child's hair should be healthy and If It shows any tendency to b too dry or too oily the health of thi child should be looked Into at once No tonics should be used on the scad of a little child. Sweet almond ol or olive oil might be gently rubbed Into the roots of the hair occasional ly, but a strong tonic would soon burn out and destroy the tender growth. Dandruff on a child's head comes almost In variably from lack ol cleanliness. Housecleanlng Hints. A great convenience when cleaning bouse Is a stick with a notch In the cad that will lift picture cords off from hooka without so much stepping up and down. A Case of Buslnsse Oversight "Iky, did you hear about Moses Rosenthal T" "No" answered bis friend, "what's happened to Moses?" "He's met with a big loss!" And what has be lost?" "He's lost bis appendix." "His appendix, la it well, be nev er did have no business about hint why didst ha keep It In bis wife's 4r What Ho Said Miss Carlson, her fare considerably flushed. Jerked out the slide of hei desk, placed her notebook and pencils upon It with much emphasis, awltched her skirts to the other aids of hei chair and ant down. The other occupants of the exenog raphera' room exchanged glances It wss Mhw Conrad who spoke,- ap proaching her subject with graceful tact "What makea your (ace so red, Kit ty V aba asked. "Red!" exploded atlas Carlson. "Well, I guess It Is red. I gueea yout face would be red, too. If you Oh, It makes me so mad! That little nine spot!" "Gee! What's hurtlu you. Kit?" In quired Miss O'Hara. "Has O'Brien been tryln' to get tunny again?" "O'Brien!" snorted Mlsa Carlson. "No. Mr. O'Brien la a gentleman. It be does act foolish sometimes. It was that new guy, Winthrop." "The one that wears the necktie that looks like a garter snake T" asked Miss Dusenuerry, taking a ba ad glass from a drawer in her desk and re garding har. reflection therein criti cally. r . Yes, that's tha one. Well, he cer tainly Is the limit and then some.' "What'e the matter of blmf" in quired Miss Jones mildly. "I think he's real cute-lookln'." "Cute-iookln'I With that board!" exclaimed Mlsa Hogan, acorn depict ed In every feature. "Why, I never see him without I want to aay 'Ba-a-al' Cute-lookln'! He looks like a billy goat" Oh, cut It out, girls, and let Kit tell what he did," commanded Miss O'Hara. "DM ne ask you to tell him it he went too fast? That's what tha new ones genly do, and Ilka as not they can't dictate mare's fifteen words a minute." Naw," replied Mlsa Carlson. "I wouldn't of have minded that Walt till I tell you." She whirled her chair around to get , better command of her audience. When I went In there," aha aald, "be waa noaln' 'round in a lot ot files, so I sat down and put my gum la my mouth and waited for him to toon up. After a while he turns round kind of absent-minded, like he waa thlnkin' about what he had ' for supper last night, and he remarks, "Good msw-w- nln'!' Just ilka that 'Oood maw-w- nin."" ' - "Land!" commented Miss Hogan. It always did make me tired to hear a person aay good mawnln '," Instid of 'good morn In',' Uks other folks." "After he got started ha went along. all right 'cepln' for saytn' lahat' and pahst' and all like that till he come to a place where he says, Thla mat ter seems to have fallen Into an ocu list's desert food.' "'Well,' thinks L that certainly Is a fierce bunsh o words to put in a letter.' " It was a kind of a long letter," con tinued Miaa Carlson, "and when he got through be aaye, with a smile 1 guess he thought would tickle me to pieces: 'Win you please read that? All right' I says, and I started in and I read along till I corns to the place where he said that about tha oculist's desert food. ' When I come to that he kind of sat up and leaned over, and he says. Will you please repeat that lahat sentence?' I read It back real slow and plain: This matter seems to havs fallen Into an oculist's desert food.' "Well, that chump gave a yell that liked to knocked me out my chair. and then he laughed like he's goln' to kill himself. "I stood it for about a minute, and then 1 says. Just as sarcastic, 'Sxcuss me, but not bein' sble to see the joke, I guess you won't need me any onger.' Then I picked up my pencils and my book and started out of tha room. You bet I was sore. "He kind of straightened out his (ace then and he says: 'Wait a avuv uta, please. I slnt through yet' "I was too mad to alt down and I Just stood there like a wooden Indian. waltln' to see what he'a goln' to aay, " 'I beg your pardon,' he aaya, kind of chokln' to himself, "but the last sentence lent Just whst I aald. I aald Innockuous dexwetood t-a-n-o-o-o-o-u-e d-e-e-u-e-t-u-d-e.' ' "Now, what do you know about that? "Well, I wrote down the fool stuff lust like he spelled It and then I looked him in the eye and I aaya: 'Maybe that's what you thought you was sarin', but I heard what you did say Just as plain as day, and tt'a Juat like I wrote it and Just like I read It an oculist's desert food and, land knows, it's bad enough either way.' "With that I sailed out ot the room. I'm Just a-goln' to tell her" referring to the head stenographer, who, it ia needless to say, waa absent from the room during this recital "that she neednt send mo to him again, for I wont go. I'll throw up my Job first It's an Insult to & person's Intelligence to send 'em to a man like that" "Well, anyway, you give him what was com In' to him. Kittle," said Mlsa O'Hara, approvingly. "That's one thlng." "1 sh'd say," chorused the others, with the exception of Mlsa Jonea, who waa thinking: "Well, tt sounded real swell, anyhow." Mtas Carlson pushed down her belt buckle vigorously and turned back to her maculne, and when the bead stenographer entered a moment later an edifying clatter ot typewritera greeted her. Pstrick Henry. The teacher waa conducting aa oral examination. She asked one boy who Patrick Henry waa. He replied: "Patrick Henry waa a patriot He loved his country. He -worked hard snd be studied and then he got mar ried and on the first 8unday after ward he and his wife went to church snd be got up and cried out, 'Give me liberty or give w neata,'" Of Interest to Women Wbm riaeaaag Owesr Fane Mrs. Ser CsrawsUla West, the rirsMrBrtnsbSecMyl salsr.WBl Ram rrsds Terty Aww el laW eay Ld Lssssd far las lwrseea. Mrs. Oeorare CorawalMe-Weet. form erly Lady Randolph Churchill aaa mother of Winston Spencer Churchill la reported to be planning a new shock for British aristocracy. Thla beautiful, talented Americas woaaaa, whose ambition and ability made bar first husband one of England's fore- most statesmen, and who, aa a widow, married a maa about tho age of for son, according to tba latest re port Is preparing to raise bullfrogs on a large scale lor tha London mar ket Mrs. CornwaltlaWest, ft la aald, has leased 40 acres of marshy land near one of the London euburbe and will Inclose It with a flae-meshed wire fence. A large number of bullfrogs have been ordered from France with which thla place will be stocked. There Is no more interesting char acter In England than Mrs. Cornwal-Us-West formerly Mtas Jennie Jerome of New York and afterward Lady Baa- dotph Church ML While Lord Randolph was alive she was his moat devoted. and helpful aid, aad contributed large ly to what success there waa fa that brilliant, though impulsive states man's career. Then aba waa a public personage and a great social flgurs. Now Mrs. West ta leading the life of a recluse at Salisbury hall, St Al bans, where she la writing her remin iscences, which will doubtless form one of the most delightful books of the time. The house is both hist oris snd beautiful, and it la splendidly fur nished. Mrs. West's four sons frequently visit her, and they aad her young husband and herself make the Jollies' company Imaginable. LIFE IN SUBURBS NO ECONOMY, SHE SAYF Woman Who Haa Tried It Bays Visit ing friends Are ta Blame. If you've Juat married and have I make a thousand dollars do a year doa't become a suburbanite. That I the serious conclusion to which s anonymoua author haa coma In Go? Housekeeplng. Live in the city sn ssvs money, la tha writer's advice and doot make many "visitii. friends." According ta the writer, aha and ht husband started out the first year ' Brooklyn fist paid lit rent (or Ugh aad heat had all they wanted to ea for fzl, hired a woman to clean u one day a week at IS a month, spen $S In transportation aad 14.81 for fuel bought all necessary brooms, soap, etc, for a final IS, and added up eacb month's expenses Into a total ol IT1.U. Then they Boarded for an unfor tunate Bummer up la Central Park district at ISO a week aad decided that a whole house la the suburbs was the only way they would aver manage to put away a cent Tha author aaya aba and her hue band then chose a house In the sub urb of a "suburb" within the limits ot Greater Ne York. They didn't pay any more for the house unhea'cd than they paid (or tha heated apart- meat In Brooklyn, but they (utcd at tha end of a year's gruelling efforts at economy that it cost them t&t-4S a month to live there against the 171.11 ot tha Brooklyn fiat Fuel cost soared up to 111, sstvln to 10 and food went from III to M. Also the etc bill grew from 1 to 14, But visiting friends were the worst expense. The author says each of these ate up eaoogh to add a fourth mors to tha average food bill, and she Is aura that with a small flat aha oould decently turn many ot these visitors away. Her final Injunction to all housewives Is never to order anything down the dumbwaiter. Do It yourself and doat patronise any store Juat be lts Remember In removing stains that au aiaau stains can oe removed by a weak solution of citric geld, while acta stains oaa he removed with a ,iJd 6"0 YEARS TftADC Maims DCsMCsNS CoTRK.HT AC ' AnprjCat) twKitHrkfV a tuftc vr4 dacrtpWo mtAf Jul Cs. 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Mil heads, let la hevdft, la foment,, fhow OBvrda, proffrmiu largo potter, aale bllle, dodger anTelopes tag boatnea. eattla ur Job prtollnf every description, dooe up In tba baa at;! fui yon lo an np-to-date mad artlitio mtrt oar oailand aaa at. Prices J 7HK PRESS PRINT. J. C. CHAMBERLAIN Real E3tate Agent. Souses aad Lou and lota wltbont Bouas Dmmt la all kinds of Property. Notary Public ALL BUSINESS GIVEN PROMPT ATTENTION Office at Residence on Water Street. UilfoM. Pa. sstfarsWasstsnnns SHI T aj -'viTc." Doth of those papers one year for only I 05 f you send your order and money to Tho PRESS Mllford, Pike County, Penn. YEAR a ty N. V. YEAR DONE aiwuiMaasi mi&m Time Table ERIE RAILROAD.! A T PORT JERVIS Solid Pullman trains so Buffalo, Mag are Falls, Chsotraqua Lake. Cleveland Chi engo and Cincinnati. Tick is on sale a Port Je alt points la the West aad Southwest a lower rates than vis anj other arstelass Use. In rffeot Jane tlth, 1MB. Taataa Now Lbavs Post Jibvis is Follows. EASTWARD 48, Daily 4.10 " fl Daily Kxpress 4J " " as, Loeal Except Sunday., g 10 " 44 Holidays only g to ,, (Co. 8, Dally Kxprass.... 6.64 a, M. " TOt, Way Sunday Only T il " " 4s, Looal except Sou a Hoi T.M " ' SO, Uwal Rxoept Sunday.. 10 SO ' ' 4. Dally express IMr.u. " TO. Sunday Only (10 " t4, Way daily axo't Sund'y t 80 t. Dally Express 4 M M, Way dally exe't Sund'y a t " " TOs.LoeM Sunday Only.... T.lt " WESTWARD. Ne T, Ually Express IB eg A. M " 47, Dally a at ' IT Dally Milk Train t 10 A 1, Daily Express 11 M " tls,roHo'dleE'ptSun.. l.lr. " i, ExpraeeCalosgo lira del t at ' a, Dally Exoept Sunday., t 00 ' ' . Limited Dallv Express. 10 0s 1 Trains leave Chambers street. New York, for Port Jervls ea week days at I to, T.lt, a 15, 10 B0 A. U., 1.00 a oo, 4 to, a is, T it, t ii u. p. a. Oa 8nndays, T. W, A. M IS 10. l.ltf M.S. it p. H. B. L. 8LAU30N. Ticket Agt, Pl.Jervls. H.W.Hawley, Dlv'a Passgr. Agent. Chambers St. Staltoa New York William B. Kenworthey M. 0 Physician and Sareon. OfB.es snd resldunos Broad Street aext Court House. atlLrOBD. For Bent Furnished rooms to rent Eoqoira or Mrs. Etta Prrillon, Corner Broad and Ann Streets, Mllford, Pa. Tha Happy Hour. Ton aay tha officer arrested you while you were quietly minding your own business r "Yea, your honor. Re caught ma suddenly by the coat collar and threat-' sued to etrike me with his club un . less I accompanied him to the sta tion house." "Too were quietly attending to your own business, making no noise or dlsturbsnce of any klndf "None whatever, air." "It aeema very Strang. What Ik your business f" Tin a burglar." Tit-Bits. Sicilian Tax Celleeter. Tor heaven's sake, exoelleaey, give a a little more time before putting the bailiffs ta." "Are you ready to pay something oa BccountT" "Alas I Excellency, I have nothing nothing at all." "It's clear to me Too have sot mads the least effort to pay." "Ah, algnort Twenty times, at least, I have hidden at the aide of tba road with my gun, but not a living soul No excuse, "When you first saw Niagara Falls. did you feel that almost Irresistible Impulse to throw yourself over the precipice that so many experteaeer" 'No. 1 hadat aesa my hotel-Mil ret." eimit.et.U
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