A TALE OF TWO PARROTS. Popular Young Minister Uses It to Point Moral. Rev. T'hllip C. Fletcher, the most eloquent unci popular vt Ft. Louis' younffT c'eigyinen. was dlsciiHsina, the c ". er day the urnum wherein he sui-1 saw no harm In coenietitfl. "V .::.. I n: r:int In that pennon, " said M, Fk'trher. smiling, "was that a. won nr. owed It to herself to mako tho nnst of her looks. Atcord'rs to ion e ; cnplc I advised every woman to lv' on powder, mid p-iint with a tro-ve I. would neVpr think or Riving r K'h ttrvire. of course. Such advice, 1:01.'. :is Iroin the ptiipit, wojid have a ..amp son I-as atranpe a sound as t;ie hi k of the nilnlater'8 parroL "A i.ertriln minister called on an old In-ty, i nri f r-.nd a new parrot In her pt.rlur. TH pnrrot kept Baying every Utile T.-1'iie: " I wbh the old girl would die!' "The minister turned his head to conceal a smile. ' Tint I think t enn set this mat ter right for you. dear madam.' be aid. 'I. too. have a pnrrot, ns you knov. It Is a very honest bird. Its talk Is very edifying. I ll tend It here and it wi!i foon guide your own parrot InH decent peet o.' "I la sent on his parrot that even In,;. Ti:o frntehil old lady put the bil 'K s!i hy side. Then with a pleas ed n;nile she prepnred to listen tc their ecu vernation. "I wish the old girl would die. aald the parrot host. "And the puivt rolled his eye3 am l.ilir.i 1 solemnly: ne be.eech thee to hear us. gxi. Lorii!'" THE DESTINATION. l. - 1 x-tC'V Teacher Tan ativ of vnu rhiidrer tell me what becomes of the Bwailo.v Tommy I can. teacher; it Roes u the atomach. Wlllinrt. if He Would Wait. In his address Lefurc tne Philadel phia Cor.;.-i-cncu of llic Melliodis' Churr'j the ot!i r day liishop H.iuiil ton related the following anecdote- U Ilhisti .ile a point: "I think yon -ere all goeti-nulureC enoiigii to ftciee with the youcs l.il who. vi'.u her tiauee. wits av.aitins t street car. After se era! c;'.rs li:v: papt-c I :a tlt y could not nLKt-sri. the'.i.oung n:an bctau.e h:.::::fc:ii Vb;u the ntyt car cTojved at tin corr.er he ie. 'nd in-or. -the platloru and said, in plL'ad:iii; leru.s: "( o.m on. Mary, we tail u.ai, to :qi;-.jzi In lie e, cnu't we?' Tl.e young worn at iw'.oivj s'ilalj. but bra'.ely re plied, 'T tiup;io-e we ci-.u. Jear. Du don't you think vie had bettor wail until we get ho:..e?' " Too Soon to Ccnin Counting. A man came sl.uoi.ng from a bright ly lighted windo.v one uilit, and land ed with a rm-ii on the sidewalk. "It's ail rlsht." he eaid to the crowd thr.t htii Batl.ered. as he stilflj arose. 'Tuat'tj r;y ciub. the .Vinth Pre.inct. I'm a K!i:y:h n.an. and there are ten Jouca men in there. Hoil? bi'.'k to tl.em. You slay here and (ount them as they co.ne out ol the window." lie linred back Into the club. There was a g:e.'.t uproar. Then a tigure crat-hed Ihroti'i the window, and struck the slat.rtr.lk with a terrible noi e. ".o." ei'.i the figure, rlsln;;. "don't atari coulitini; yet. il'd n.e afcaiu." A'I'a Well. All's v fll w'ilu the world, try friend and the,..' Isn't an ahe t!n t l:ists; troub'ej will have an end. mid th rains and the bitter b!.u'..s: there it Ble p wi.cn the toil is ill- there'i substann bein-nth the t i.rn; and th bully o:u yellow s-jn will lnt.e til thf ions coine home! WW well v. i the worll. my f:iei.d Yum- -t;r the diutame beains, anil the hurdi that n.Hites you herd is merely bunch of di earns; to inusit- rcrcne u: line, the wooiU und the ain ,,:.s i;. tui.gue; and the toij. iilent aiiit wtl blue, till the lust of the Ji-si hung! Walt M.isua in Kmr.o: ia G icl-.e. An In&pirlng Vsdcl. I.tttle Johnnie owii.-d a iv-jre bantam hens which l.'nl very s ij e(:gs, this fact being !u j-k- -. ,;:.-: the youuK.ter. (loms lo ti:e l.r.1 one nioniiiis, Juiinii't-'s f.-.:t;i-r Bui pned lo tind a goo: o e;: t'c.l te one of tne beams and above it a cure with the words: "Keep your eye ol this and do your esu" Too Easy. Challenging a Socialist to debate 1 like offering money lo a Wall mkv broker. UtiFrejudiof Mike M'Cinnii b' h.s exa-i.lne for ji'.y duly in a'nm:i!i-r tn:-l. "Mr. Mc'lil:nis. ar'- d the J idjre. "have you furiued or ci-ii-lJ oplui.-.i as to the guilt or !i::o. cut e ol tne pili-'Per at the h-a ?" 'No. ,.r." rcil'id M.l cJ. "Hu.e Jul any coasi iv'::o f-ru plef ..i ilnot caj-llul j.umsi: i.e.; ?" N . in this case, yuur Lean".' Ulk teflled. AS ROEBOTTOM WORKED. Not the Beat Way to Build Up Big Business. N. TV. Ayer, the advertising agent, at the dinner In Philadelphia. In hon or of his firm's fortieth anniversary, said that to succeed In advertising re quired hard work. "The successes In this business are stupendous," he said, "but some folks think that working as Roebottom of Camden worked a man can build up a great advertising fortune. "Rnebcttom was a roofer. He was engaged on a Mickle street bouse. One day, as he was lunching, he was heard to give a yell of pain. "'What's the matter, Roebottom?' A carpenter asked. "1 got a nail In my footXthe roof er answered. "Well, why don't you pull It outf ?'iid thecarpentor. '"What! In my dinner hourf veiled Roebottom. reproachfully. i hiladelphia Record. ' Not to Be Trapped. "Concede nothing." was the advice f 3 well-known politician concerning certain famous disputed election, s poliry we followed to the letter v the man of whom the Chicago Tri ne tells. On the relief train that d been rushed to the Bcene of the Iway wreck was a newspaper re- .'i-;er. The first victim he saw was a man oe eyes were blackened and whose . tzrm was in a sling. With his hair i II of dirt, one end of his shirt collar -'li loose and his coat ripped up e back, the victim was sitting on '. e grass and serenely contemplating he landscape. "How many people are burtt" asked reporter, hurrying up to him. "1 haven't heard of anybody being r.irt, young man," said the other. "How did this wreck happen?" "I haven't heard of any wreck." "You haven't? Who are you, any- "I don't know that It's any of your .3ineB, but I'm the claim agent of l.e road." Youth's Companion. Handicapped. "Sir. I wish to marry your dttugh r," faltered the young man. "Yon do. eh?" exclaimed the fond parent "Well. I have been rather ex- !' !ng this, and, to be thoroughly orthodox, I shall put a few questions o you. Do you drink?" ."No, sir. 1 abhor liquor." "You do. eh? Smoke?" "I never use tobacco in any form?" "Well, I didn't suppose you ate" It. Ho you frequent the race course?" "I never saw a horse race In my 'i."e. sir." "I'.n-m-m. Play cards for rdoney?" "Emphatically no, sir." "Well, young man I, must say yon rre heavily handicapped. My daugh ter is a thorough society girl, and I c .n't for the l!fe of me Bee what she u mine in do with vou. . However. i 'a her funeral, and if she want to i r.Gcrtake the job she can risk It. T'it-Dits: The Burglar was Married. "James." cried Mrs. Tlmmid, sitting t:p in bed "there are burglars down- t- tnirs." "Oh, no. there ain't, my dear," re, plied Mr. Tlmmid. "I'm sure there are." 'Vm sure there ain't." ' . "I tell you there are." i"I tell you there ain't." "Your husband Is right, mum," In terposed a low browed Individual, who t-irust his head into the room at this Juncture. "We're upstairs." And as he started down the Bteps he was beard to say to his pal: VI al ways believe In helping a husband out whenever I kin. I'm a married man myself." Louisville Courier Journal. . Misunderstood. From a crowd of .rah-rah college hoys celebrating a crew victory a po liceman had managed to extract two prisoners. "What Is the charge against these young men?" asked the magistrate be fore whom they were arraigned. " "Disturbln" the peac, yer Honor," said the policeman. "They were glv ln' their college yells In the street an' making trouble generally.". "What Is your name?" the Judge asked one of the prisonefa. "R-ro-robert Ro-ro-rollins," stuttered the youth. ""I asked for your name, air not the evidence." Everybody's. Britain's Coal Troubles. We hear a great deal in these times of the folly and wickedness of war between civilized peoples. What then, shall be said of Industrial civil War in our midst? In every dispute there must always be a reasonable middle course. If it cannot be found that is nothing short of a disgrace tc our civilization. London Weekly Dispatch. Exclusive. "Where do the ottentota live, Mary?" a public-school teacher asked one of her pupils. "1 don't know, 'm," said Mary, primly. ''Ma won't let me visit any of the people in this neigh borhood." Youth's Companion. A Learned Lesson. Teacher James,' what Is grammar? Juices (alias Jlmoiie) Grammar la the science which leama us bow to ie-k correct Good to Remember. Physical defects can be turned Into Incentives lo success instead of draw backs, what- we look upon as handi-Ci-t-s In the end may prove spurs to ei.jbie us to reach the goal of desire, if He knuvv but bow to, use them. We make o.ir own tapuinesa. we carve our own successa. Exchange. .. . -i Bleach Ivory in the. 8un. After cleaning ivory exposq It to tl.u sun. This assists In bleaching- It. Ighly 'Armful.- If you are an oEngitahman,. dont think that 'ugglng bt 'armless; It la 'aiutful- NulhwesUTD AruuilajL Notes and - Of Interest to Women Reader! IDEAS FOR LUNCHEON TA3LE.- Delicious Meal 8ervej by One Hostess that Can Be Very Easily Duplicated. Stuffed potatoes are prepared from baked potatoes by cutting thein In half so as not to Injure the Fkins, te uiovlng the pulp and mixing it wttu butter, salt, pepper (sometimes add ing grated cheese). One hostess who has toured around the world and eat en In every tongue served this Idea: menu at a luncheon: -i-44--t Cold 8oup (Conromr.ie). Etcalloped Cauliflower, j Baking Powder Biscuit. uit. an4 4 Broiled Chicken, Butter Lemon Sauce. 2 Mashed Potatoes. 4 1 1 Asparagus and Lettuce Salad. 4 ) Cake with Strawberry Sauce. T ! Coffee. J (-:- -A The cold soup was 'erved In cn s thf cauliflower In ran.okin. Tli salnd was especially p. city. The u. paraguB tips were pas-.cd throuii 1 ring of pimentos (Sp-mish reprcr i oil). On one side of the plate w; s t little rosette of lettuce. Trench ti.o .e lng was served. The dessert was a slice of po. m cake over which was poured a suc. m-de of ripe strawberries prepared : tor shortcake and sweetened will creamed butter and sugar flavo-'cr-with vanilla. The hostess cut th cake and poured the sauce ove- it at table, so It had no chance to be-o iu soaked and soggy. At a dainty Sunday cvcn'nS te. -menu was cold consomme, a fru't " i ad. Coasted crackers and cream cheese and Ice cream aerved in lndiviu a' forms, and wafers. The fruit s: ittc was served on a tall compote. Around the edge slices of apple stood up l": a frill. In the center was a combl-v tlon of grape fruit, orange, plneapv.e. and berries. When Going on a Journey. When starting on a journey be sure to look over your possessions, an.) see If you have; A small workbag or "housewife" eomplet 'y furnished with small sew ing matt-rials, thimble, needlea. pins, scissors, black and white thread and sewing rilk.-darnlng cotton, hooks and eyelets, and buttons. A fru , or pen-knlfs-. A fouuLaln pen, lead pencil, writing paper, e, velopes and a tablet, as well as portfolio to hold these eplstuliry articles. Brush and comb In a neat ca-e; whisk broom, and clothes brush. Ad dress book, with your own name and address written on the firBt page. A bottle of smelling salts (laven der), a bottle of Jamaica ginger, sweet spirits of ammonia, soda mint tablets, and a. small collapsable drinking cup A bot water bag. Tooth brush and powder, toilet lano line or cold cream In tubes. A band mirror that will bang up. A rubber-lined sponge bag, filled with wash cloths and sponge. A tiny hair pillow to use In case of headache. A box of crystallized ginger, and a package of sweet chocolate; no bon bons. Talcum powder in a sifting can, bo no puff will be required.. A dark colored silk or woolen wrap per. If you wear laced boots or ties, be sure to carry extra string and rib bons for them. And provide your selves, men and women,, with a plen tiful supply of neat neckwear. Thus things are Imperative for future com fort. A TACKY ANECDOTE. . - , Ha Could not Resist the TempUtlwo to Play a Practical Joke..' ''' Some people cannot resist the eu'i po tation to pUy practical Jokea on Inno cent victims, A fiend of that variety was accosted by a man who stain mered badly. "Can you tell me where I can got some g-g-g-g-good c-c-c-c-carpet t-t-t-t-tacks?" "Yes, vertalnly," replied the inveter ate joklst "You turn down this street to vour left, then turn again to your left and then go straight ahead and you'll find a hardware store where you'll be sure to get them." The stammerer continued hia way and the joklbt bolted down the street and tackled the hardware man first. "Have you any g g-g g good t-t-t-t-In t-t-t-Utcks?" "Yes, sir," said the obliging store keeper, producios his best after some rummaging... "Are you sure th-th-these are g-g-g-good ones?" "Yes. The best that are made." "Are th-th-the beads g-g-good and strong?" "Yea. sir." "Have they g-g-o-got s s s-s-sharp p-n-p-polntB?" " "Sure." "Well, p-p-p-please s-s-s-s sit on them t-t -till I get back, will you?" be caid, maMng a dash for the door. Presently the unlucky stammerer arrived ft the stare., and. entering. i pr-ed in :ocently. "Have you any g-g- good t-t i n t-t-t-tacks ?" When he recovered he asked, in a lomewhat dazed fashion, whether 'he not se hd fallen on him, or !f it wna limply an explosion. Wasp. Slate Brick Now. - From time Immemorial there has been a quarrying waste of two. thirds of the slate mined. Now by a process the waste Is crushed and pow dered to dust and mixed with a ase tne compound. While plastic rt- la molded Into any form and drhtwea II la i,u4ib.4 tuid aaaedj.i.rtuv- '..V The F,-ce at 6lty. Ttie f.'ire c.,n he lmpnved even at J the rire. t-f sixty. If possible tnke -pcrtu i-nt fi 'i.n an e.prt. You must tot er.-eet to ac-o.-npllsh as much ourself ns n cfart; however, your wi trct'iei is better than nothing. You csk if I le face will be apt to wrinkle peprer if the use of creams irtd massMfce are discontinued? De cidedly no. Mrssnse strengthens the muscles aii-r ln.p?(.i?s the circulation lad the gti.id iff 1 -is should be seen for a long time if the treatment have bien continued sufficiently long to mkc nF.y improve uent. In your case I .would advise using the cleansing and mlafi;Tse encan every night. In the niornlBK b-itlic with very cold water and then ne tlie toilet water. Orangs Flower Cream. Oil of sweet almonds, 4 ounces; Olycerlno, 1 1-2 ounces; Orange flow er water, 2 ounces; White wax, 6 drams; Sj eruiHi eti, 6, drams; Borax, 2 drams; Oil of neroli. 15 drops; Oil of petit-ginin. 15 drops. Melt the wax and spermaceti In 8 double Boiler, then add the oil. Dis solve the borax in the orange flower water, then add the glycerine. Shake well aqd add then slowly to the oils. When nearly cold, add the perfume, beat until cold. For Bruised Nails. The smell wli'te spots which, as children, w-e vised to count as "friend, foe or journey to go," according to the finger nail on which, they weje found, are generally the result of bruises, and are considered far from sightly. These Epots con often be removed by binding the tinkers at night with a linen cloth, on which Is a mixture of turpentine and myrrh, mixed' In equal parts. In the morning bathe the finger tips with pllve oil. Fine Hairs-on the Face. , J. E. M. There is no way to pre vent the fine hairs appearing on the face, but they can be removed with depilatory. If they are fine and light I would advise you not to remove them, as they will return again. All depilatories only remove the balr for a time. If the hairs are dark you can bleach them with peroxide. Liquid Face Powder. Rosewater, 8 ounces; Talcum, 1-4 ounce; Zinc-oxide, 1-4 ounce; Ulycer-lnel-2 ounce; Tincture of benzoin, 10 drops. HAD AN AN3WER. "Why do you repeat so many Jokes?"""" "Some of theso jckes," replied the press humorist with dignity, "are worth Impressing on people." Lo'ila vllle Courier-Journal. ' Pat's Dsfjiencies. - Mrs. McCarthy's husband went out In a boat alone, the boat overturned nd he was drowned. A fr'.end met ber Borne weeks later. "I hear," said be, "that Pat left you very well off that he left you $20, 000." "True',' said Mrs. ' McCarthy. -He did." "How was that?" asked her friend. "Pat couldn't read nor write, could he?" ' - "No." said Mrs McCarthy, "nor swim." Hard to Tel1. " A noted horse '-.p.n tella the story of a tdan who entered a horse In a cer tain race and made a bet on it. - When the horses got away the man stood with the Held-glasses glued to bis eyes, watching ine progress of his favorite. Some of the men who knew of the bot crowded around and asked how the horse was going. "Well," was the reply, "I can't Just make out whether he Is the last in the third rare or the first in the fourth." l.ippincott's. Forearmed. A Louisville man who was. enter ing the tobacco business wanted a name for a new brand that be waa to put on the market, according to Succe s. Ho finally decided on "Anti Trust." and forwarded it, along with the necebssry papers, to the Patent Ottlce ct Washington. A few days later he received the following mes sage: "Brand 'Anti-Trust' registered by the Amerii au Tobacco Company," The Patient Mule. The kind-hearted woman was very solicitous about a mule belonging to Krastus Ihnkley. The mule bad a sad and and heavy appearance, and never looistul .more dejected than when Us pioprietor brought it up with a flourish a I the front gate, says a writer in the Washington Star. "Io yoT ever 'abuse that mule of yours?" she inquiied one day. "I-lin' nukes. uUs,". answered Mr. klraslusr"! should say not! Dal mule bus hud me ou de defensive foh de las' bix -years. "-s-Y'outh'a Companion. Cought with the Goods, "logau's cow bruk into the straw berry i-tilch IhiB niornin', sorr, an' it'a r?vAy damages ye ah'uld git from hi.ii . . - " 4'I'"s"'no ue. Patrick. He'll be sure tefsweui It Wds eomebudy else's cow." "The divd a bit, sorrke can't. Ol shut tke bata iu there, fur. (vUStmce." -Judiw. v. in Highly Minds Some one fin the darkness) auddon- ' ft if slartedu "Have any of you heard this one? A Chicago man was showing his city to a visitor from Philadelphia. H showed him the Stockyard and the Lake front and the Masonic Temple) and' all that, but the Philadelphia didn't enthuse. 80 finally the Chica go man said. 'Well, what do you think A it, any way? Don't you think It's great cfty?' '" f , " 'It's a big city, of course.' said the Quaker, 'but It lant laid out so well ns Philadelphia.' .1 "'No,' said the Chicago man, -but maybe It will be when It'B been dead r.s long."" t Some one else (In tho darkness) eniggered. "When it's what?" asked another voice. ' "Vheta it's been dead as long," ex plalned the others. "Don't you see? When It'a been dead aa long!" -. ' Everybody sniggered. "Why," aald somebody, "Is the heart of a tree like a little dog's tall?" "I love riddles," aald one. "So do I." said another. "I give It up," said a third. "Because." aald too riddler, "!tB the furthest away from the bark." "Tee-hoe-hee!" cried merry little madam. "Wh threw mueh In father's face?" asked an ominous Totco. "Tee-hee-hee!" cried the merry Ut ile madamev "Who threw the overalls in Mrs. Murphy's chowder?" demanded a Jealous volee. They all nearly died. Recovering (In a measure), some one took the lead In that chaste and elegao ba)-' lad: I love, I love, I love my wife But, oh, you kid! For my dear wife I'd glva my Ufa But, oh, you kid! My wifey dear is good to me, A wrong she never did. I love, I love, I love my wife But, oh, you kid! Thus Intellectually refreshed, one (with a giant mind) remarked: "Oh, pjckles!" Whereat a number shouted aloud with the excruciation of their merri cent The rest of them beamed sev en teen ways for 8unday. "Why was Eve made?" asked one. "Who threw mueh In father'a face?" demanded the ot.-ilnous voice. "Teehee-hee!" cried the company In chorus. "Well, why was Eve made?" asked one. "Who threw the overalls In Mrs.' Murphy's chowder?" Insisted the Jeal ous voice. 1 "Well, why was Eve made?" ashed one (after mirth had partly subsided "For Adam's express sompany." '. "Say!" exclaimed an excited voice. "Why does the United States Express Company have white horses to pull their" wagons? No. not that! This If It: Why does the United 8tates Fe press Company have while horses?" "Oh, pickles!" cried the pkklor. Everybody laughed again. "Who threw mush In father's face? demanded the ominous voice. One little girl choked and they bad to pat her back. "Who threw tke overalls In Mrs Murphy's chowder?" asked the Jeal ous voice. They didn't applaud this as much a Its predecessor (no one bad to b patted on Che back, either) and tht mush man put on airs. "This," said one, aside, "la a Svs jolly crowd." "That's what It Is," aald anothet eagerly. ' I'll tell you what we'll do," cried a third, "Lets play 'Sneeze.' IU count 3, and when I say '3,' you over here veil out 'Hlsh!' and you over there yell out 'Hash!' and the rest of ua will yell out 'Hosh!' Now, then! Ona! Two! Three!" They sneezed with tremendous af fect, and aa the distant hills caught the sound the e- hoes wondering ly ra ms rked to the trees: "And you know, (hey all have In,. mortal souls!" N Y. Kveultg bu. Gaelic Disappearing. In submitting a report to the Arryl synod (Church of Scotland) on -he administration of a bequest wl leb provides scholarships - for Gaelic speaking divinity students. Rev. P. 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For aale at C. O. Armstrong, DroRgiat. ; ' HOTICX. The Conimlaaouera of I'ike County will hereafter hold Regular Meetings the first Monday of each nio. between the hours of 9 a. m and i p. in. except ing In the months when Court may be in session, and then during Court THEi, H. BAKER Commissi Miem Clerk ainsluWI) H armlets. Cam aa lis Spot BROMO-PEPSIN "Not tha Ward PBlan rIIDCC HEADACHE, SLEEPIESSRESS uUKLd laDI6EII0a t NERVOUSNESS All Uruaslata. lOo, ISo a aOo. For sale by C. O. ABUSTBONfl. DrugniM WANTS SUPPLIED 1 1 XtjQM want note hasds, bill hesdi, let 14 heads, stale 10 ecu. show oartU, progimns large posteni, sale bllle, dodgwiM eorelopea tags buslnete earda or job printing every description, done op In the beet etrl for yon tn an npto-date and artletlo mat er oalUnd see ns.' Prices r THK PHKS PRTNT. J. C. CHAMBERLAIN Real Estate Agent. flooaaa and Lota and lota without Haas Dmmt in all klada of Property. Notary Public' All BUSINESS GIVEN PROMPT ATTENTION Office at Residence on Water Street. Uilfori.Pa. Jt i-f . t i : Doth of these papers one year for only I 85 If you send your order ' and money to Tho PRESS Milford, Pike County, Penn. 1 ) - , mM, STAILIfMCO LABELS . THA0C ' y ocsicms. ThirtT-ons? t ji s tre prsrtff. Orfnlan a HfHlT sirrf patent i lit y. Writ fur k o fo.-trtrr: ntH rtfrnncc. EOSON BUOa-Olf 4rf WhstrMa D f Time Table . ERIE UA iLROAD. AT PORT - JERVIS i ''. Balid (Oilman trains to Buffalo, Mag ara Falls, Chautauqua Lake. Clerelatifl 'Thloagoand Cincinnati. " Tiekrts on sale at Port Je alt -ointa la ths West and South west x lower Bates than via an other Int-elsas llns. In effeot June Sltb, 180)1. . Tbaiks Now Ltivi Port Jirvis is " j. . . Foixowb. EASTWARD ) " . Dally " Dally Express " M, Local Except Sunday 41 Holidays only So. a. Dally Express. ........ f. roe, Way Sunday Only . . . .4 10 '5 40 " 8 10 " M ,. 6 64 A, H, 7 81 " " 41, Looal except Sun a Hoi 7 85 " ' M, Local Except Sunday.. 10 so " 4i Dally-Fxpieas 1 84 p. h. T04, Sandey Only .... 80 " 84, Wy dully eio'tSund'y 8 80 t. Dully Express. . 4 5fl 88. Way doily exo't Hund'y 8 88 T08,Locil Sunday Only.... M5 " WESTWARD. i" HaT.Dally Express ... 1 88a.m. " 47, Dally ss IT Dolly Milk Train 8 10 A" I. Dally Express 1184 " " 116, Fo7 Bo'dnleK'pl 8un . lglsr.M. " 8, EsaireasCblcagollindal 8 89 " to. Dally Exoept Sunday., a 00 " " t. Limited Dally Express. 10.08 - Trains tears Chambers street. Hew Fork, for Port Jerris on week days at 1.80, 7.1s, 15, 10 80 A. M., l.'JU 8 00, 4 80, 15, 7.16, 8 16 111 45 r. 11. On Sundtrs, 7. 40, A. H 18 U0. 1.16 T 90.8 16 F. at. H. L 8LAUSON. Ticket Agt, Pt.Jerrls. H.W.Hawley, ' Dlv'o Pasagr. Agent. Chambers St. Station New Yoik William B. Kenwo.they M. 0 Physician and Sureon. OfBofl and reiidunca Broad 8 treat text Court House. MlLKOItD. For Bent Furnished rooms to rent. Enqulrn of Mrs. Etta Poillon, Corner Broad and Ann Streets, -Milford, Pa. MODEL PRESENTATION SPEECH. Haw tha German Mechanic Put In It a Little Sentiment. Jobs Bmltb bad worked for tha Valve corporation for forty-twu yearj and decided to quit. Tha company In consideration of his long and laiihlul esrrtce arranged to give htin.a mone tary recognition. The superintend ent of the works, a German and au extra good mechanic, waa asked to present it. He was advised to use a little sentiment la making tba pre sentation speech, and this la tba way ba did It: . "John, you baff work for tba com pany over forty years?" . "Tea." "You are going to qultr "Yes." "Vail! They ara so tarn glad of It that tbey a?kd n to band you (Uls hundred goilata." S
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