THRE IS NO PLACE LIKE IT "Horn!" Mid Hn. Limn;. "Horn at last!" . 8h opened on ef th lDf-elnd rhutter and mad a earfol xaml natlnn of tho hous to bar right. "Th Blumrs bav a saw pair of aurtatni In thalr upstairs hall; thy bav had th floor of thalf plaaaa painted and another brick haa fallen off their chimney." "Poor devil!" aald Mr. Lummy from behind fall coat of taa, "thef couldn't go away." Mr. Lummy opened another ahnt ter and mad a careful eiamlaatlon of the houaa to her laft. y . "Hum!" ah aatd. "Well?" aald Mr. Lummy, Impatience. "Somebody ' ha bought a lawnmower!" h exclaimed. Kith new with acraplng aarcaam. "Well, well!" aald Mr. Lnmrajr bitterly. "And a near' tardea ho." "Somebody," aald Mr. Lnmmy more bitter than bafor. "1 getting quite gay In their old age." Mr. Lummy cloaed th abutter with an emphail of marked dls pleaaur and, Bitting down with a good comfortable bounce, ah open ed her mouth and yawned to a fright ful extent. "0-o-oo-o'r"' ahe yawned,' making th exclamation a ataecat on by clapping her hand on and oft her month with every erldenc of enjoy ment, "but Iff good to' b home!" "Tea," aald Mr. Lummy fretfully, "but you needn't ' yawn ao bleeaed much ! " ' : "William Lummy!" ah cried with aplrtt, "I'll give you to underatand that I ball yawn all I pleaa in my own houae. Why, there bar ben timea thla Bummer when I bar nearly died became I couldn't yawn 'when I felt It. O-o-c-o-o!" ahe yawned again, closing her yea and using her right hand, and "O-o-o-o!" he repeated using her left hand. She opened her ayes to aee how ha waa taking It and cried at once: "William Lummy!" : "Well?" growled that gentleman. "Her I am." She merely looked at him, all aye and Indignation. "Well?" he asked again, raising his voice a few notes. "What la HT" "You know right well what it ls" ahe cried. ".: :" ' ? r "No worse than your yawning!" he cried back. "William Lummy, you take your foot off that cbalr thla Instant! Thla Instant!"' "Well, then, you atop yawning!" "I shall yawn all I want to!" "All right; then I ahall put my foot on the chair all I want to." "No, you wont!" "YeaI shall!" "No, you won't!" ' "' "Yea, I ahall!" "No, you won't! "Yea, I ahall!" And with an impudent look Mr. Lummy threw hi other foot upon a chair and gazed at hla wit In such a tantalising way that ah aroa to her feet, her back comb trembling with indignation and enjoying her self immensely. "William Lummy!" aald ah, "for the last time! Yoa will either take your feet out of thoae ehalra or elaa you will take th consequences!" And her eye flashed a that the back of William's neck oaaaed to ex ert a pressure agalnat hla collar and he faintly grumbled: ' "Well, if you'll atop yawning-' "I ahall atop yawning, or I ahall not atop yawning, just as I please, but If you " Sowly and reluctantly Mr. Lum my's feet came out of their respec tive chairs. "There!" cried Mrs. ' Lummy, beaming. 'Now I'll make you a lemon pie for dinner!" She leaned oyer, mbraod kfm fondly and with the light of victory till in her eyes she paused In the door on her way to th kitchen and turned around, aaylng: "Isn't It good to b koine again!" New York Bun. Legea4 of Magpie a4 Hoax. -The peaaaata of Franc, la accord ane with a tradition, . pierce th head of a magpie with a thorn when ever they catch one. According to th French legend after Jesus bad been nailed to the" cross two birds alighted on th extended arms of th instrument ' of death. : 'One was a magpie wlth a-becutlfut algrtt on lta head and a long waving tall, then the handsomest of-birds 'but the wickedest, ' chrrping-Insult ' at' the suffering Jesus. Th other bird waa a modest little bird with gray plumage-, which approached the cross timidly, uttering cries of grief. "With Its beak H tried to pluck away one of the thorns. A single drop of the blood fell on the pitying Httl gray bird and gave th robin rdbraat. ' Automobile's Odd Feat, A chauffeur in Kansas City waa un able recently to atop his car when ha took It in at the rear door bf a gar age 1a it rood way In 'that elty. The ma chin went straight through 1 gar1 age and plunged : through a large plate glass- window' facing the street and stopped with the front half of th machine on th aldewalk and the rear half inalde" the garage, says the1 81 Louis Post-Dispatch. . John Davis', the chauffeur,' waa on the front aeat of the motor ear when It went through the glass. He waa unhurt and after tbe big machine stopped he got out upon th sidewalk. Th machine waa viewed by tho aanda as It hung in th window. Unusual. "Yea; we were disappointed in th peasantry " "Aa to howf" "They alwaya aeemed to be work ing. W never found them dancing a ainglDg In chorus, DYEING REAL FLOWERS. How th Ingenious May , Produce Bom Rare Floral Effects. "Every one In a while some florist geta busy and puta aom odd-colored blossoms in his window as an extra attraction to th display," aald club man. "I Just noticed on down th street- It consisted of a bunch of Im possibly green carnations. At first glance a good many people thought they were made of paper, but they got Interested when they, found out that they were 'natural.' Now, any body who wanta to have any of these freak "lowers can get them by buying aom kind of aniline Ink, any color desired. . Carnations are th easiest to color white one of course. Put their stems in a glasa filled with ink. Their sterna are soft and rn short while the larger veins In their petals are filled with th Ink. Don't let them absorb too much color; they'r prettier with Just so much. Then remove them and put them In a vase of aalt water. Lillea of the valley lend themselves to this scheme also; In fact, any whit elf-stemmed flower may be used." aoterla In School Glass. A cup which bad been In use nine daya in a school was a clear thin glasB. It was broken into a number of pieces and properly stained for exami nation with a microscope magnifying 1,000 diameters. : Tbe human cells scraped from the lips of the drinker were ao numeroua on th upper third of the glass that the head of a pin could not be placed anywhere without touching aeveral of thess bits of skin. Th aallva by running down on th Inside of the glaas had carried cells and bacteria to the bottom. Here, however, they wero leas than one-third aa abundant aa at the brim. ' By counting the cell present in only fifty different areas on th glaaa as seen under the microscope, it waa esti mated that the cup contained over 20, 000 human cells or bits of dead akin. Aa many aa 150 germs were seen clinging to a single cell, and very few cell showed less than ten germs. Be tween the cells were thousands of germs left there by the smears of sa liva deposited by tne drinkers. Not less than 100,000 bacteria were pres ent on every square Inch of th glass. Leavenworth (Kan.) Timea. The Date of Christ' Birth. It is known that th Christian arm, based on the birth of the Saviour, la older by several years than the time assigned In the calendar; but th pre cise year in which Christ waa born haa never been finally determined. Lieut-Col. O. Mackinlay haa recently Investigated the quostlon anew, nd haa stated hla conclusions in a book, tor which Sir W- M. Ramsay haa writ ten a preface. The data on which he fixe for the Nativity la t B. C, ac cording to our preaent chronology. He bases his reasoning on th aaaumed association of John the Baptist with periodical "bright ahlnlngs" of th planet Venus, the suggestion being that these special apparatlona of Venus are the groundwork of th story of th "Star of Bethlehem." Ball-Bearing Motors, i British " engineers anticipate that one of th most interesting features In th manufacture of electrical ma chinery during th present year will be great Increas In th us of ball bearings. Several type of motors bav already been placed on th mar ket which have ball bearings, Among th advantage of such bearings la tbe relatively small amount of lubrication required for motor fitted with them, It is considered also that such motors should furnish a better output than those having ordinary bearings. Ex periment bar' been mad In Europe on the application of ball bearings to traction motors, but In this caa the condition are not ao favorable aa In that of motors tor use In factories. j ' ' Not Afraid f a Ghost. " 1 In a village in England, a month or so ago, a man bam running Into an Inn at ntne o'clock at night and cried ont that there waa a ghoat In hi back yard. There were is men In th Inn. and not one of them dared to go horn with th man and tnvastlgat. There was'a person who dared, how aver, and that waa th landlord's da ugh tar, a girl of 14. Bom of th man followed her at a distance, and ah want into th yard and up to th ghost napping lta arm about, and dis covered what? That It waa no mora nor less' than a man's whit shirt flap ping oa th clothe Hn la a strong breete. That's about th way, all ghosts 'tura-but.rr- .."r: " " Thalr. Lataet flame. A busy mother who waa distracted by th noise in th nursery hastened to the room- and aald to her Httl daughter: V "Minnie, what 'do you "'mean by shouting and screaming? Play quiet ly, 11k Tommy. Sea, h doesn't make a sound." "Of sours b doesn't," aatd th lit tle girl. "That la our gam. He la papa coming bom lata, and I am you." ' ' A Politician. . "I'm afraid'. I'll never be able to teacb you anything, Maggie," was the despairing utterance of a Trenton woman to a new Irish domestic. "Don't you know that you ahould al waya hand ma notes and cards on a aalverT" "Bar. ,Lnrum,"'l knew," answered Maggie,' "but I didn't know you did," '- f- Flaw. All Right - -. ' ''Now," said the teacher, who had been describing th habit of bears, "what la the fiercest animal la th polar regions, Johnny?"- "' ' "Why-er-er," stammered Johnny. "Come, "don't you remember? Th pol - "Oh. sura! Th pol eat" Wanted a Pusher. "What did the new neighbor aom to borrow now?" "Tbey wanted th lawa mower." "I that all?" . "That waa all they apok about, but I think from th day they stood around Uiay Uk4 to has tawavtw Mt k () t rw a1 an i aa a Donald's Cap "Where' grandpa?" called aa ex cited Httl vole at the front door. 'Tapa and I have come to take him driving, and papa' holding th horses." Grandmother smiled over her glasses. "You'll find grandfather In the library, Donald," sbe said, and, ss the chubby little figure trudged along toward the library door. Aunt Bess called after htm, off In tbe house, Don, if yon want to b my pet nevvr!" A minut later Donald cam back into th sitting-room with grand father's tall allk hat on hla head, and It had (lipped down over his eyes and nose until nothing but hla red rosebud mouth wss in slriht. But grandfather was close behind, and a minute later he had rescued bis precious hat from Donald's head, and the two had started off together. Donald's papa waa waiting in the carriage. "That'a right, come on! These horse don't Ilk to stand!" he called, as they came out, and addV ed: "Donald, you've left your cap la the house. Oo back and get It." Donald'a bands went up to his head. No cap there. So back Into the houae be went, "Where's my cap, grandma?" Grandmother did not know; but she went Into the library with him, and lifted all th pillows on the couch, and looked under the couch, and under the chairs, and under the newspapers on the table, and In all tho places where Donald'a cap usual ly gets. She could not find It. Out In th carriage Donald's papa was getting Impatient "It's strange they can't find that cap!" he mut tered. "The boy wasn't in the house fire minutes." And at laat he gave ihe rein to grandfather, and went in to see about It himself. "I don't 'member puttln' It any where at all, papa," Donald aatd. "That's th trouble he never does remember!" his papa said final ly. "I told him yesterday that the next time he lost his cap he'd stay at home from the place he was go ing, and that means this drlv. Father and I will go without him. Thl 1 the only way to teach him. But, If he find hla cap before we com back, I'll take him a Utile drive then." And Donald's papa Jumped Into the carriage beside grandfather and drove off. Donald aat on the front atcps, looking after them, a miserable little heap of disappointment. Two big tears ware rolling down hla cheeks. It waa a beautiful, sunny Saturday afternoon, and he had been promised this drive all th week ! Ob, dear and, on, dear Where could that old cap be? It was two hour before the car riage drove up again. "Have you found your cap?" called papa. Donald shook his head hopelessly, and Aunt Beaa answered: "Pound It! We've turned thla house Inside out slue you went away; and. If I didn't remember telling him to take it off when he cam In, I ahould know positively that you brought blm her bareheaded!" Wb.il ah waa apeaklng, grand father had climbed out of th car Hag, and now, as he came up the steps, be took off his own high hat and put It on Donald's curly headj "Ther, lr!" he aald. "If you can't And your hat, you may have mine!" It waa only a Joke, of course, for grandfather la really very careful of hi shiny silk hat; but, aa he lifted It from Donald'a again. Aunt Bess orled out, "Look there!" "Well!" aald grandfather. "I never!" aald grandmother. For there, on top of Donald'a curia, was th missing cap! By that tlm paps had tied the hors and was coming up th steps. "Where did that cap com from?" be demanded, and they all stared at each other without a word. Donald spoke first. "I know!" be rtd. "It corned out of th top of grandpa's hat!" "It must hav stuck ther when k had on my hat bafor!". added grandfather. "Now, papa," Donald aald then, "I couldn't find my cap 'for you oomd back, 'cause you an' grandpa had It wlv you In th carriage." Papa buret out laughing at that "Com oa, father!" h cried. "There's tlm yet for a good spin round th park before dinner, and I think I 'owe thla boy a drive!"--Orae Bthelwyn Cody, In Youth' Companion. Marchaum Running Out Unless a fresh source of supply la found, meerschaum will soon be worth double as much aa It ia to-day. The article waa Introduced into Europe, ao far aa its us for pipe 1 concerned, through Turkey. This waa about th year 1760. A large aupply waa also found in Ruble, in Germany, near th Thurlngla Forest, which, until recent ly, gave employment to about fiv thouaand hands. Msny of th moat notabl among th German aculptora had their first training aa carvers of meerschaum pipe bowls. Th aupply, however, haa now almost ceaaed, and the only Important beda in the world to-day are In Asia Minor. The indus try there I now controlled by Ameri can and British capital, with th re sult that th stuff 1 now fifty per cent dearer than it was a few years ago, with the prospect of a further advance In price at ao early date. Dundee Advertiser. Improving. "How Is your son James getting oa at college. Mr. Bogga?" aaked the Par son. "Fine," aald Bogga. "He's getting more businsa-llk every day." "I am glad to har that" aald th Clergyman. "How doea th lad abow It?" "Well." aald Bogga, "when ha flrat want up and wanted money, a used to writ mUri tor it Not hi draw TOO HIGH, Th Way waa Long and th Hunger Grsst But "Principles I Principles". Tbe New York Tribune says that an old man boarded a train at a station on the Pennsylvania Railroad, carry it c in one hand an umbrella tied up with a shoe string, and la th othsr an old valise that looked aa If it might hav been ' with Lee at Appomattox. He sat down near the door, deposited hi property beside him, and beckon ed to a train boy who waa Just than passing with a basket "Got anything ter eat young feller?" "Sandwiches ham, chicken and tongue."' t1 "Ar they fresh?" "Certainly."... "Ther ain't no 'certainty' about it," objected the old man. "Tbe sandwich business la mighty ticklish ia hot weather." "They're fresh," said th boy, im patiently, "only been made an hour." "I'd rather like a chicken sandwich If I knowed I wouldn't draw a wlcg." "No wlugs, sir; all clear meat" " 'Spose you let me eee on of them sandwiches." "Can't, air; they're all wrapped up. Take one?" "How much do you ask for 'em?" - "Ten centa." "I don't want a dozen; how much for one?" "Ten cents."' "Great day "n.mrnnln'!" gasped th old man. fTe cent for two bite of bread an' a smell or' chicken. I'm huusry enouKhtto. eat a pickaxe, hut I'm game, an' I: tell you what before I pay ten centa for on Httl sand wich, I'll set here and roll my ayes and awoller, all th way to Boylter mer." . SIGNS OF THE TIMES. First Boarder (dismally) Well. I sea we're going to bav spinach agali to-morrow. Second Boarder How can you teUft First Boarder Why. th hired mal is out there cutting th front lawa. - A Comfortabl Stat A certain stately, middle-aged ladjl haa the habit of adding on to her aero tences phrases out of their natural or der, thereby not infrequently electri fying ber hearers. Recently she waa greatly surprised to have tbe follow ing simple statement of hers greeted wth shouts of laughter: "When I art rived at the house, ther waa th, minister sitting on a chair and thntj 1U.' WORTHY OF THEIR STEEL. Militiaman Aauaged Hla Thirst and Than Told HI Rank. During a strike in th coal mln oi West Virginia aom years ago, appre hension on th part of th State au thorities led to th calling out of th Militia. There waa really no trouble, but the situation waa tens and blood shed waa looked for at any moment One day a soldier in uniform, oft duty, waa strolling through th main atreet of th (own wherein th great est vlolenc was feared, when he waa aurrounded by a crowd of strikers. "Honest, now. Bill," asked, on of the men of the militiaman, "would you lire at your fellow men?" "No, I wouldn't," promptly replied the man ia uniform. "I never shot al any on in my life, an' I ain't goin' to do it now.? . , The crowd, cheered, and soma one Invited the militiaman to have a drink, an invitation which he accepted with alacrity. ' When he had Battened hi thirst th question was put: "If you are In sympathy with th strikers, why did you answer th call to come here?" "I ain't aald I waa in sympathy with the strikers," was th unexpected re joinder of the man la uniform. "But you aald you wouldn't shoot at a miner; that'a th same thing," pro tested one of the men. "Well, fellers," said th uniformed on, after a moment's hesitation, "to tell you the truth, I never carried a gun In my life. The fact is I play th cornet la the band." Hla Deficiency. A certain Chicago merchant died, leaving to hla wnty soa th conduct of an extensive business, and a-raat doubt waa expressed in some quarters wneiner tne young man possessed the ability to carry out th father'a poli cies. . .. "Well," aald one kindly disposed friend, "for my part, I think Henry la very bright and capable. I'm aura h will succeed." "Perhapa you'r right" said another friend. "Henry la undoubtedly a clev er fellow; but take it from mo, old man. h hasn't got th head to flU hla father'a shoe." Too True, "No on understand me!" h gross d; "no on oa aarth." It Is th eld story wrung from mat, tortured, youthful heart The Buffer er la generally mistaken, but th pala la no less poignant Yet in thl in stance th man's complaint waa true. Nobody on earth could underatand him. . j - For b was aa announcer of trains st ' V!og Depot. Hi f .-KM"?! ncipM Beauty Hints Bow t Sacwr that Hall Meea Oa Fiagar Maay Oslal Bints lor th Car ef lb CompUxxioa Hsral and Practical Method far Removing a Mel Te Darkaa Eyabrew Th latest way In which th half moon at th base of th nails is in sured I through massage. It la not enough to push back the cuticle with th nail til or orange wood stick; It must be gently massaged into posi tion. Too rougn - treatment makes the half-moon gray and dull looking and leaves scratches on th naila that Bbow until tbey have grown out at the finger tips. The art in thla massaging is to push back the cuticle In a regular shape; abova all it must not be cut To at tempt manipulations when th flesh la harsh or dry la fatal to a good-looking hand. Probably th best way to learn th correct treatment of th hand la by numerous visits to a good manicure; but this ia ot necaseary If one ia will ing to faithfully follow directions at homo and keep up following them. Soak thj Angara in warm, soapy water, la which la dissolved a little borax, scrub well with a nail brush and if th naila or finger tips appear stained rub in half a lemon or apply orgallne with a bit of cotton or an orange wood stick. When the flesh around th nails it soft, rub It back gently with a bit of dry cotton wrapped on th blunt end of an orange wood stick, or push it back with the finger tips or the fleshy part of the palm of the hand. Tbla massaging should be a dally task, and time should be taken to do t gently and thoroughly. If the cuticle seems very dry or the alia brittle a drop or two of olive oil ian be massaged In. . Complexion Hints. , "When preparing for bed tbs face bould be thoroughly washed with varm water and a good soap or finely .round oatmeal," says Harper s Bazar hlch knows all things. "After this i light massage with cold cream will e soothing and beneficial, followed by i doucb with cold water to close the ores. If the cold cream haa been ubbod thorouchly Into the Bkln ','hlch Is necessary for a dry skin or me dried by tbe wind and cold it s better not to leave any superfluous :ream on the Bkln for tne night Even f the cold water 1b not used at the :nd th cream should be wiped off, The face may be washed In the same ay In the morning with a little less joap and cold cream, but with more cold water at tbe end to prepare It for th cold air outside. One cannot be too careful about washing the hands carefully before washing the face, or anointing It with cold creams or lo tions. Th necessity of having an ab solutely clean cloth, If a cloth ia used, la too frequently overlooked. Bleaches and lotions ahould be applied to the face and neck with pieces of antUep- tlo absorbent cotton." Fruit for Children. It la sn old-fashioned rule, which many yet obey, that every one ahould take a tonic In th spring of th year. Every child in years gone by waa compelled to awallow that nauseous dose of oil wbich he so dreaded, or else that equally awful aulphur and molasses. True, these things may not do any great harm, but ther ar correctable which will do a much good and ar mora pleasant to tak. Thar I nothing mor healthy for man, woman or child than th fresh spring vegetables and fruit which ar now on th market, and which ar not expensive. Nothing will do mor to help clear oa th system than these fresh greens. Th eating of mast ahould be re duced, but not altogether discontin ued. Every man require meat Veal and pork should b discontinued in th summer, and In thalr plac plenty of treah vegetable should b eaten. When you do eat meat add plasty of water cress to It Be that your children subatltut fruit for candy. B sura It I rip thu let them go ahead. . Hla Tears Had Been Shed. Pisident Hadley of Yale la apt la story telling, and all bis tale hav an application that those for whom they ar Intended cannot fall to per ceive. At a reception given for him by an old friend aom 600 mile from New Haven one individual with a better memory than tact asked him what he thought of the recent base ball gam. A Yale had met with a disastrous defeat th subject might b called unpleasant Without hesita tion President Hadley said: "There was a boy who lived In a village whose nncle died. The next day a man driving along the road was surprised to find the boy working in a field. Thinking thla did not ahow proper re spect for the dead uncle, be called the lad to him and aald, Johnny, didn't you know your uncle waa dead ?' John ny slowly approached and drawled jut: 'Yea, I know it I hav cried.'" kM'trf 0a) YEARS -'mil' CeniwHTtAt. AnrofafMri4inf aakatrh and dtwrnptvon air uicklf tucwtain oar oiumtjo fraa imtut ma JATBMHiiin U pmbat.lv pauaitLsUita. H'lmimniile. rniunnlr4Mua0entUL Ilauidbonfc on tmitus tutt frae. tlld twam r for via r in poi. PaiAui bUa tbroBwU Uuixa Lu ralTM fKUl 8M4. WttboaU aLavrxa, la Uia Scientific Jlnericaa. V haAoaoMalr tttaTtrtvta4 vaaklr. I-uvaat otfk aLfLUoa vt anr rc4uea louruaL nra,i, U a -iBU i fuur aTAanUa. (i. ); all aawMlaalara ' ' 4 Trad Mams . 0 DxaiSNa "Hit JV.jt 3ku.J.u W Tho is the most tlior augtilj practical, helpful, useful and entertaining, national illustrat ed agricultural & family sfeeklv in the United States. 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It comes as a boon to mankind ant' womankind. For sale at C. O. Armstrong, Druggist. 6&aa4ftaft))4 NOTICE. The Comnilfsonera of Pike County will hereafter hold Regular Meetings the Brat Monday of each mo. between tho hours of 9 a m and 4 p. in. except iiiS hi the months when Court may be in session, and then during Court THKO. H. UAKKR CouiidIshI 'lie m Clerk Absolutely Harmless. Cures on a Spot BROMO-PEPSIN Not th Word Pepila' PIIDCC HMOACHE, SLEEPLESSNESS J U lAsJ INDIGESIION A NERVOUSNESS All DruigUts, lOo, IBot SOo. Por sale by C. O. Arubthonu, Druftglit WANTS SUPPLIED! ! If you WHUt notn hernia, bill heads, lette heada, stnU'iucnU. Nhow cards, progra m Urge praters, sitlu bills, doilirura euvelopea wigs buxinetfg cimla or job printing oti tj description, done up iu the befit lyl foi you In an up-to-date aud artistic mu nr 4?aUntid see ui. Pricx-sr TIIK PRK3A PRINT. J. C, CHAMBERLAIN Rl liUtt Afat. Souiea aid Lot ni lota without Bouse Dfcdiur In all klnda of Property. Notary Public ALL BUSINESS GIVEN PROMPT ATTENTION Office at Residence on Water Street. Uilfort, Pa Wj ri Doth th papers on year for only 1.85 If you send your order and money to Tho PRESS Mllford, Pike County, Penny B1 YEAR DONE Bfr .5 LABELS . TO A II r V CM nrriru HABK3. k-'COYaiCMTS. Thirtv-oiwye .IS S.t1v r4rt1r. Opinion SI In flHv snrl natontl.tillltr. Writ for rook (if manic: nr rw! 'ffrfiiire. CftsON BUfSM2i Time Table eric RAILROAD. AT PORT JELRVIS Solid Pullman trains Co Buffalo, Nlag rs Falls, Chantanqna Lake, Cleveland Ohkngo and Cincinnati. Tickets on sale at Port Jervls I al points In tbe West and Southwest at lower rates than via any other nrtt-olus llns. In effect Jnne 81th, 1908. Trains Now Lbavi Port .Ibrvis is Follow. EASTWARD " 48, Daily 4 10 " " Dally Kxpress t 40 " " M, Looal Kxoept Sunday. . lu " 44 Holidays only 6 20 No. . 8, Dally Express 0 64 a, u. " 708, Way Sunday Only 7 81 ' " 49, Looal except Sun Hoi 7 as " ' SO. Looal Kxoept Sunday.. 10 80 " " 4, Daily Kxpieas 184 P.M. " 704, 8unday Only I 80 " 84, Way dally exo't Sund'y 80 ' 8, Daily Express 4 5a " 88, Way dally exo't Sund'y 6.85 " " 708, Loml Sunday Only.... t.18 " WESTWARD. NoT, Ually Express 18 88 A.M. " 47, Dally 8.85 ' 17, Dally Afllk Train 8 10 a" I. Dally Kxprass 1184 " " 115, For Ho'daleE'pt Bun.. 18 In P.M. " S, KipressChieagolimdal 6.88 " 89, Dairy Exoept Sunday.. S OU " " 5, Limited Dally Express. 10 06 " Trains leav Chamber atr. New York, for Port Jervls oa week days nt 8.80, 7.15, 8 16, 1080 A. M., 100 8 30, 4 8(1, 15, 7.15, 9 16 18.45 P. M. On Sundsys, 7. 80, A. M IS 10. 1.18 7 80.8.16 T. u. H. L. 8LATJSON. Ticket Act, Pt.Jervls. H. W.Hawley, Dlv'n Passgr. Agent. Chambers St. 8tatlun Now York William B. Kenworthey M. 0 Physician and Sureon. Olfloe and residence Broad Street lext Oonrt Hons. MILFOItD, For Sale or Rent 150 acre farm known as Warnr farm two miles below Milford, Apply to John C. Warner . Milford Pa The Milford Livery Stable HORSES AND CARRIAGES to hi e with or without driv ers. HARFORD STREET Opposite Ilotneatead Library. SOBIAS HELSON Proprietor
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