THE MILFORD STORE OF STORES Long-est Established, Best Equipped FINEST LINE OF SPRING GOODS. Specialties in woolens, Jacktes, ladies, mens and childrens underwear. Gloves, hosiery, boots and shoes. All the latest styles and best materials for winter wear. Bauftiftil JYeckweai? A New Department A large assortment of Laces and Trimmings. A complete stock of m; is furnishings. Finely stocked Grocery Depart ment CrccWy and glassware direct from England. All of tlc aboVc atj prices that Will rqakc it to your advantage to. buy of MIT8IIELL BR0S. Broad Stezzt Eilfocd Pa -The- ..Ouick Time Line.. The undersigned have entered into an arrangement to expedite passenger traffic to and from Port Jervis. Prompt service will be rendered and polite attention shown. In con nection they will conduct a general livery busi ness. Proprietors of Wells, Fargo express. Con nections here with Dingmans and points South. Find. ay & Milford. Pa CVilu. the kU&.GSE g FQ3 CSHr1?13 !?W . A IT r .v A 'i-T-.'sr ft v v g u it ta.iu j Jf 111 astUKD, HARNESS Of All Kinds and Styles. Elanket3, Robes, VVhipi and Horse Outfitting gen erally. CARRIAGE TUIMIINGS Repairing ;-SEATLYIXJS. Examine my stock it will please you. The price too. . L.F. IIAFXEU. Harford t. Milford T-a p 2 if- fa H t Succeed when evcrythxi else feCa, la rcrvotu prostration and femai jl c-akm-sfs tH At,. ... remedy, u thousands kav teubed. FOHKJDNEYJLIVEnANO STOMACH THOUBLC fc U tin best mtiHdxm ever sold 'iMiriaaiiaKataiawpaaMacfci? OVM a dtniC BHB rruinau Pro I Kl (and W,TH LT. Wheeler, PROPRIETORS "BEST OF ALL FLOUR. FEED, MEAL, BRAN, OATS, and HAY When in need of any Hello to No. 5., or come to SAWKILL MILL, MILFORD PA, Supplying: I The Table AN EVERY DAY PROBLEM We eolra it by keeping Fine Groceries, Canned Goods, Choice Meats, Fresh Vegetables. FOR AN ELEGANT DINNER If ra appreciate 04 mart iahnrla any yoar fish and clam al a slac. Liaiburgtr, imparted Roquslort. Philadelphia Cream chats tr any ethers doiirad. FRED GUMBLE Harford St. Miltord Pa. The East Stroudsburg" State . Normal School is winning for it self an enviable reputation because of the SUCCESS of its Graduates. The fall term will open Aug. 31, 1908. For catalogue and . special infor mation, address E. L KEMP, Principal MAHK of A rHOROUGHBREO. .He Will Keep Going When a Common Horss Will Quit. ; As an old horseman who haa bred nnd bandied horses of many types, says a writer In Outing, I have fre Jvcntly bcn t urnrised at the answers B-".u by ibo L.ujurlt of people Klien caked the question: "What consti tutea the most striking difference be tween the thoroughbred and the com mon hore?" Nineteen out of twenty will lame the beauty or the speed of the thor oughbred; but Important aa are both of those qualities, neither answer la correct. It Is simply that the thor oughbred wben he Is tired will keep on with an undiminished courage and ambition, while a common horse un der the Bame circumstances wHl quit Even the Snail. The "mock snail" la a nw nM men which will bare to be added to me collection of atrange things served by restaurant keepers. The edible snail Is disappearing from the vine yarda and gardens of Burgundy, where formerly lt existed In thousands. The scarcity and conse quent nearness or tne escargot baa cauRed some unscruploua proprietors of restaurants la Paris to Invent the mock snail. It Is made out of veal. All tbat la required la a quantity of empty anall shells and veal fat. The fat Is cleverly cut Into spirals and worked Into the Bhell. The disappear ance of the real snail Is taken so seri ously In Fr-.nce that the county coun cil of the Cote d'Or baa auggested that a law should be passed giving the es cargot a close season, from April 13 to July 15 In each year. . Life's Adjusting Power. Life seems to have a sort of adjust ing power. We always suffer one way or another for the wrong we do, and unquestionably wo are always reward ed for the good actions. There Is no happiness In revenge, no Joy In hatred, no inspiration In Jealousy and mean ness. It is when we have come to a quiet understimtXng of the Ill-effeetJ of our barer sentiments that we be come rcKned nnd grow Into better, more wholesome conditions. It ia usually the or.o who runs away from the fight w'io ia the stronger. PunlBh ment will be mei.ed out to your ene my; It isn t for you to Judge and con vict. AH those matters are taken care of Just how we do not know, and after all. It does not matter. Anger Shrinks Vitality. Dr. Maurice do Tleury, a distin guished Frenchman, advances the the ory that every time one becomes an gry his vltalltv shrinks. After the most artfully suppressed signs of bad temper the vitality becomes small er and smaller, until finally nothing Is left. Anger Is a certain kind of cere bral excitement, explains Dr. de Fleury. The hyperastbenic subject is always on Its verge, while the neur asthenic becomes infuriated only by a sudden bound of reaction excited from without , But at that moment when they are let loose the two are alike, save that the strong man la s blinder brute, while the weak man la aomewbat of an actor and seems to aim at effect True Missionary Spirit. Speaking at a recent meeting of the Colonial and Continental Church so ciety. In London, the biBhop of North Queensland said: "I spoke at Oxford the other day, and asked for men to help me In our great work. Eight of the finest young graduates volun teered to go back to the bush with me. Then I searched for a leader, and turned to Ireland, the home of mis sionaries. I sent a telegram to Rev. E. II. Crozler, t.car of St. George's, Dublin, asking him If he would give up his rich living, worth 500 a year net and como and be the leader of my band of recruits in the bush at 50 a year. The answer I received was: 'Yes. the Lord being my help." How They 8hoe Geese In Poland. Three million geese are brought resularly to the October market In Warsaw, Poland. Often coming from remote provinces, many of these geese have to travel over long dis tances upon roads which would wear out their feet If they were not "shod." For this purpose they are driven through tar poured over the around, and then through aand. After the operation has been repeated several times the feet of the geese become covered with a hard cruet Sams Old Style of Cooking. Prof. Snagg- - S'-srge there's been no improvement made in cooking in tho last 2000 years. Now, down at my boarding hou?e this morning I had a atc-'ik broiled in the regular Pompel an etyle. nos3 Pompeian etyle? How do you xr.e.in? Prof. SnOEBf V.ty. scorched to a cinder on p-e sido and covered vvitU a?hes on the o'.ier. T'io Key to the Rastile. The bas'flo was the prison In wl l'-h Freath kinjss couflned politi cal prisoners. Thousands of Inr.o 'tnt ijor.ous were sent to this prison .o avenge personal grievances of at lauiicg of the kings, who issued "l2t CiS "o. cachet" to their ministers an J orficeis. The cause of the arnst as nowhere recorded, and victims 'hua imprlroaed might remain cou fcnol in the dungeons for a lifetime. In 17S9 the people of Paris destroy?! the bastlle after liberating all the prisoners. The key was presented by I.a'syette to Wasainnon, and it now hangs In the main hall of the kiler mansion at Mount Vernon. ffrsus Accomplished Linguist. Miss Mart el na Kramera of Rotter dam. Holland, Is one of the most ac complished of women linguists. She can read and speak thirteen differ ent languages. She Is the editor of Jus Suffragii. the official organ of the International Woman 8u Brags Alliance. She receives reports from the different countrlea affiliated with the International Alliance and trans lates them for her paper, which It printed la En(lUU. HI" BUT CAUGHT THE PISH. tic Coaid Not Tell a Lt To His Wife, Hence His Method. This mav be an old on hnt ar Thomas J. Daly tella It as O. K. He won i say: wno or nia friends It was, but he declares that he saw this rrti nd li t other day Bitting In a buggy In front of a flan dealer's, the dealer throwing flns-elsed trout to mm, ne catenmg them "one, "two." "three" an to "tw.ln .Mr. Daly says that he later asked u nn aeaier wnat it all meant iellverlnff fish In sueh mannA "He told me to deliver them that way, and paid me, and that's all I know or want to know about It." But later be got the explanation trom the friend In person. "Daly, 1 ave never yet told my wife a He. I went fishing that day, and didn't :et bite. - They expected, of course, hat I would bring fish home, and I 'Id. I knew that my wife would ask, OH you catch 'em all' husband?' ' protected myself. When the mon er pitched them to me, you see. I sught them, didn't IT And 1 didn't lie to my wife when I said, 'Yes, tear, I caught them all,' did 1?" HUNTING A HOME. "Ye a!n't thlnkinsr about emmy tratin' are ye, Wecry?" "Yep, roon's I find th' Intemper . l tone!" Verdorljllt, 1'ie Church and thj Devil. Ci-org-e Vanderbllt waa reading In "e 6mok!r.t;-room of hla home at H'ltmore, North Carolina, recently, when looking up from bis paper he aw it see-ty-looklng Individual stand ing down on the carriageway, head thrown hack, eyes dilated and mouth wide open, seemingly amazed at the Imposing sight before him. After watching him for some time Mr. Vanderbilt became annoyed, and looking out of the window, aald. "My man, don't you know this Is private property? Why are you standing there staring at my house? Do you take It for a church?" His unwelcome visitor, after look ing him over carefully as he could at the distance, replied. "Wal. I till I saw the devil poke his head out'n the window." INDIAN NAMES IN OKLAHOMA. What Early Settlers Have Called Some of the Towns and Streams. The cowboys, plainsmen and early settlers of Oklahoma and tbe Indian Territory were not possessed of a highly developed poetic sens. Boms of tho names they bestowed upon settlements and localities were mors forcible than elegant, and were In spired by some incident of tbe mo ment or by a desire to perpetuate the nam of an Individual. In spits of this, says ths Ksnsas City Star, how svsr, anany of ths early whits settle ments received Indian aamea tbat delight the ear and are eminently lulled to the IscaUty and the country. As samples of the titles given to some Indian Territory waterways there may be mentioned Dog Creek, Five Mils Creek, Hell Roaring Rlvsr, Mud, OH and Polecat creeks. These are scarcely to be preferred to eon. pis with Indian names Hlayona and Ws-Wo-ka. Some of ths whits man's names for towns mentioned re Bob, Orlt, Amos. Bailey, Fame. Brlartown Owl Fithertown. 'Beef Creek and Jiintown. These may be compared with some Indian names bestoweJ on other localities Al-iu-we, Checotah, Laplta, Muskog", Nowata, Okmulgee, Sequoyah, Ti.h loquab, Wewoka, Konuiuls. Ochela'-a. Tiawah and Wotunka. Oklahoua Is IlkeMEe. afflicted with many rov;gti t;nd ready names that may have seemed highly approprluto to the poinrcr but hardly answer tbe purpose r.s permanent titles for communities that may some time be come Important eltiea. Archibald, Fry, Monk. Nail, Pawpaw and Kelly ville are a U-:r. On the other hand, there are such Indian tames as Ataka Klam!-hi Tolosi, Waukomls. Wau rike, Wano!iB, Tonkawa and Ogee caee. Hurt Paints a Sign. The signboard of an inn at Rose neath, on the Clyde, was painted souau time ago by the Ducbeta of Argyll to while away a period of ted ious waltinj. Ths Duchess Is, of course, well knowa aa aa artist and has tor many years had a studio In Kensington Palace, where she spends many hours In painting and model ing. As a sculptor she has great ability, and her tutor ths late Sir Edgar Boebm, thought very highly et her a kill London Reader. Wonim Dentists. Dentistry docs not sesm to ap peal to women. It la one of ths pro fessions which Is not threatened by a feminine lnvaaloa. Thsrs are vary faw women hoverlna ar&saii u C01.C4. Av' -ky 1 THE LITTLE IS OWNKB. treat Men Occupy The Offices and Draw Big Salaries. "Hello, Harryl How are yon? Tou seem to. have a pretty nice office here. How are you making out?" "I am at the top of the ladder. I v.u tr e icj pfEslJenl of this mining concern." .."Is thst so? Ton do a larga busi ness I guess?" "Immense. Ths resnnnslhiitt trcl.j's on me quite heavily, but I rs cot to shoulder It. No way of get- Inn around that, you know." "The man over there at that ele tant desk Is one of the officers of "Yes. He's the secretary. And he company. I sunnoae?" those other two men at thoss flne esks are bis assistants. Ha hu a wonderful amount of work tn rin limply astonndlngl But remember. . o a a nrst-ciass man. We pay him i big salary." "The man over there behind tbat cillng Is another official, is he not?" "Yes. Tbat'a the treasurer. He's mother great man. We pay him big noney; but we require a large bond. 'Jot to do It We handle too much money to run any risks." 'And who Is that llftu i..n.4. face old man over there In the cor uer at tbat old desk?" "Tbat'a old Bangs. He ahem wns ths mine, yon know. VIsrtor So that good looking lonseraa d left your service. Hostess Yes.-but that was all she left. The Small End. Representative Longworth. at a dinner party during the Republican Convention In Chicago, talked about honest politics. "Honest politics alone pay In the nd," said he. "Your dishonest pol itician comes out like Lurgan of Cin cinnati. "Lurgan of Cincinnati waa can "asslng for votes. He dropped In at grocer'a. " 'Uood morning.' be aald. "I may ount on your support, I hope?' " 'Why, no. Mr. Lurgan,' aald the zrocer. 'I'm malMljuu to your rival." " Lurgan laughed easily. " 'Ah, but In politics.' said bs. promising and performing ars two liferent matters.' " 'In tbat case.' said ths grorer eartily, 'I shall bs most happy to Ive yon my promise, Mr. Lurgan.' " One Hair Astray. A guest at a fashionable hotel re -ently had a grouch. Hs carried It o the proprietor. "Look here." be saald, "things ronnd bare are Just about as rotten -s tbey make them. Wben I went o lrnch to-day I found hair In the "e cream, hair In the honey and hair n the apple sauce. Now, what do r think o' that? Is tbat a food ho el?" "WelJ." replied ths genial proprie tor. "I cam explain tbe hair In the les cream. That likely cams from tbe abavlng of ths ice. And I sup pose tbe hair la the honey cams from iff ths comb. Bat I don't under tand about ths hair tn ths apple sauce. I bought thoss apples myself, tnd tbey were every eae Bald-wins." Too Obvious. It was tbe first vaudvills perform nce tbe old colored lady bad ever fju. and she was particularly ei lied over the marvelous feats of the nsgl ian. But when he covered a newspaper with a heavy flannel cloth ..il read the print through It, she rew a Utile nervous. He then onbled the iloth and again read thr eiters accurately. This waa more than aha could itand. and rising in ber seat, said: "I'm goln' home! This ain't no tilace for a lady In a thin calico disss!" IVding Hi-r Time. A Ronton child, not yet In her efi.s and unusually precocious, with rrrptional penetration asked her norhtr the other day: "How long -nother. will It be before 1 get old eno-.'gh for you to aay tbat I am nervous and not naughty when I dc to aud so?" An Amendment. "What a sta.ely creature that tall Monde is! bhe always makes mr link of ber aa the ox-eyed Juno." "Per-oxlde. you mean." Man's r.' iigh Path. Times are not always hard, but a man always needs money, for be la compelled to buy his salvation it a preacher, hla health of a doctor and hla rights of a lawyer. Answered According; to His Folly. "Sometimes." said ths press hu morist, "I think say lokea ars rottea I a doss that's my assdssty." "No " explains a frtsnd., "taat'i your com ass !." KLEPTOMANIA. It fi .yxN i "SHALL WE 10 BUSINESS WITnVOC? THE ORANGE COUNTY TRUST CO., Middletown, N. Y with an ample capital and surplus security is paying interest dormant accounts at tho rate of four per cent It paid more than $100 000 in 1908. Interest begins when deposit is made, Compounded in January and July. There is no change in the rate caused by the amount of Business may be done by mail. Write for detailed information. ' G. SPENCFR COWLEY, FRANK HARDING, Secretary. ' President Amatite T. R. J. Klein & Son, . Agents Iron and Tin Roofing of all Kinds " Metal Shingles and Metal Ceilings Hardware, Stoves . and Ranges Gutters, Leaders, Plumbing, Gasfitting. General Jobbers and Remirers. Broad Street. Hi Wrl Pn RYDER'S MARKET RYDER'S BUILDING DEALER IN Meats end frovi.sifliiH, Fish and Yegotalles, Canned Goods Orders rnmptly Attended PAUL RYDER Harford Street, Milford. PR, KENNEDY'S FAVORITE" 1 Pleasant to Take, Powerful to Cure, And 'Welcome In Every Home. KIDNEY, LIVER & BLOOD CURE Not a Patent Medicine. Over 30 Yeavs of Success. Used in Thousands of Homes. Write to Or. David Kennedy's Sons, Rondout, N. Yn for a FREE sample bottle. Large bottle $ 1 .00. All druggists. MOVED TO 1630 i Hemedy WE are the oldest Wine and Liquor House in Philadelphia- We have been obliged to move from the old stand whore we have been for so many years must have more room lo accommo date our increasing butinesi. Because we have the fineal Ira'le in Philadelphia if no reason why we should be higher priced. 013 Pean U'h'shy, 75e quart. $2.75 gi!!on is the finest wlikky (or iu pries a the world. Imperial CstLtet WULy, $1.25 qt, $4.75 a!., tii:'.i!'.ed fro.'n selected pain spring Witr. f fVi J I 'i t ' ' ' ' ' I ui.ii 1 ., i v.si.:. Coeds tL'pped lo all parts of the United Slates. Thomas Masscy & Co. rnranlv . 1310 Chestnut SL Philadelphia, Pa. Th. Ideal. "Is your daughter learning to play the piano by note?" "Certainly not," anawered Mr. Cum rox severely. "We alwaya pay cash." A Mors Important Question. "Now big Chicago Arm complains (bat IU girls will not stay single." "WsU. wUl ttsy stay oasmed?" the account. Roofing 7 awMM a u fZZ WOOD & SON UNERAL DIRECTORS IW1LFCRD PA UNDERTAKING ' tn nil biiu. cbtH .Special addition pivoo to EMBALMING No extra charge for attending funerals out of town Telephone In Residence. , LADY ASSISTANT Kew lork Representative National Casket Co. 60 Great JonesSt. Telephone iiSHSSpi lug STOVE WOOD Furnithedat fl.S5 t tiMtl. Muil ordertyiirn prompt at 'enlion. Milfonl Pa ,Aov 6th. 1UV6 J. W. Kiettl. Washington Hotels. IGGS HOUSE I'he hotel par excellence of the capital ocated within one block of Ihu White t.r,h,.oi?u,,,h T""urT- AILLARD'S HOTEL A;' famous hotelry, riinsrssble for It riatonciilassocnulons aud longsnstalnrd opularity. RaoenUyrenovated.reDalntfd aid partially rmu.iuii.od. NATIONAL HOTEL. A Isndmark among the hotels of Wash ington, patronized In former years by niuenu aud high ofliclals. Alway n nnie lavorite. keceotly remodeled ana endeted better than ever. Odb. Ps K M'"' WALTKH BI KTON, Kes. Wgr 1 hew hotels are the principal politic! etidwvus of the capital al all times rhey nrothebrst stopping plasee at real sonable rates. . o.o. O DtWITT r strict CHESTNUT ST I "'I' 1639 Chestnut St. '""TlTr-TTsTrTTr-T fail ISM lis si iii Ms Improving. "How Is your son -Ikti es getting on at college, Mr. Bogjs?" i.iked the Par son. "Fine," said Boggs. "He's getting more business-like every day." "I am glad to bear that," aald ths Clergyman. "How does ths lad show itr -Well." said Boggs. "when hs Brst wsat ss sad wanted money, hs assd to writs asking for It fo trmwa ... -i
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