TliK : MILFORD ST6rE OF STORES Longest, Established, Best Equipped FINEST LINE OF SPRING GOODS. . Specialties In woolens, jacktes, ladies, mens and childrens underwear. . Gloves, hosiery, boots and shoes. All the latest ;. styles and best materials for winter wear. A New Department A large assortment of Laces and Trimmings. A complete stock qf mins furnishings. Finely stocked Grocery Depart ment CrccVery and glassware direct from England. All of txfyc aboYc aii prices. tliat Will irjake it to your advantage bo buy, of ....... MIT6HELL BR0S. Bcoad Stszzt SEilfiocd Pa -Tho- ..Quick Time Line.. The undersigned have entered into an arrangement to expedite passenger traffic to and from Port Jervis. Prompt service will be rendered and polite attention shown. . - In con nection they will conduct a general livery busi ness. Proprietors of Wells, Fargo express. Con nections here with Dingmans and points South -Findlay & Mitford. Pa KILLthk couch mb CURE ths LUNGS w,th Dr. King's lev Discovery m UX THBOaT AND LIUM TROUBU t. om mom jet BsruHsxix HARNESS Of All Kind and Stylos. Blankets, Robes, Whipb and Ilorse Outfitting gen erally. CARRIAGE TRIMMINGS Repairing t-" Examine my itock it will please you. The price too. L. F. IIAFNER. Harford St, . Milford oeeeeol srhea everything cla. fa&a. U Himi prawnuioa and female weaknesses they am the supreme teinedf , a. thousands bare testified. rOPI KIDNEY. LIVER AND STOMACH THOU8LS k la th tut swdktoe m eoU W)nniiiiinwiiiiiiiaiwajjiiMnl.af Wheeler, PROPRIETOR "BEST OF ALL FLOUR. FEED, MEAL, , : BRAN, OATS, . and HAY' When in need of any Hello to No. 5., or come to . SAWKILL MILL, MILFORD PA. I Supplying ! The Table AN EVERY DAY PROBLEM We solve it by keeping .. Fine Groceries, Canned Goods, Choice Meats, Fresh Vegetables. F0 AN IIESANT DINNED H pe appreciate a aariat Mo win kuj year lik sns clams at mj slice. Umburser inumrt Reewfert. PHHsdslphia Crsasi ceess. ar aay ethers Sesirss. FRED GUMBLE Harford St. Miliord Pa. The East Stroudsburg State Normal School is winning for it self an enviable reputation because of the SUCCESS of its Graduates. The fall term will open Aug. 31. 1903. For catalogue and special infor mation, address E. L KEMP, Principal FATHER KNSW WHAT TO DO. A Child In a Subway Train Wht Crlta Onea Too Often. An Italian with his wife and two little children got Into a Naw York ubway train bound uptown.; There were seats enough, ao the wife with en. in in 1.1 1, s pit down. .Tin man, carrying the other Infant, prepared- to take n aeat The moment he sat down the little girl in hla arms set up a cry. She wouldn't atop until the man got up. Fpr a time, aa long aa he remained standing, she wns quiet. The moment he started again to be aeated she Vailed again.. So he had to remain standing. The child then reached for the cord by which the signals are given from car to car. It was too high above her head. Bo she cried agalnn The father tried to divert her at tention to the straps as being more worthy of her notice. But she wouldn't be appeased. What waa he to dot i Soon answered. He turned the baby over his knee aa he sat down firmly and gave her something to cry for. A shocked look came over that little girl's fare and then, after a few last bowls, she waa very ailent r Her father sat there with a look aa of one who haa solved a problem. A Narrow Escape. ' When Mr. Hartman returned an hour later than usual, Mra. Hartman asked him the reason, and his good natured face was solemn as be an iwered her. "I haf had one narrow es rape from drowning, Katcben," he said. "How waa that happen?" asked hli wife, as she helped him unwind the knitted scarf from bis neck. "Tell to me It at once, Hans." "It was at the ferry that I came late," said Mr. Hartman, "from the blocked ears, and the boat she was Just starting. A man be called me out, 'Joomp! Joompl' and for one mo ment I thought to make as he said. But I reminded myself to be cautlou3. and wait, and In one minute more, Katchen, came a great patch of water showing! Then I took holt of tho post whereby I stood, and said to my self, 'Hans, you were the wise man that you Joomped uot at first when lUit man advised.' " The Clarinet. 1 The clarinet has the richest, sweet est voice of all the wood-wind Instru ments, although its sound does not travel quite ao far as that of the obot. Whenever, as sometimes happens, there are two melodies to be played at once, the clarinet takes the lower of the two, while the violins play .thn .upper and more important one. But In a military band, where there are no strings at all, the clarlneta play the' chief melody. The bass clarinet Is not so smooth or so sweet aa the higher ones. It has a rather choky Bound, though softer than thai of tho bassoon. "From the Drum of the Savage to the Great Orchestra" In St. Nlcholaa. Hopelessly Out of Style. "Peter," said Mrs. Pneurltck, "I want yon to have that roof taken ol our garage and one of a different kind put on." "What for?" demanded Mr. Pneu rltch. "What's the matter with It?" "I heard an architect aay the other day that It's a hip root. Everybody knowa that hips are out of style now.' Canceling the Obligation. . "You have aaved my life!" said ths old -nan, whom the tramp had aaved from drowning. "Aa a reward, yoj ma- have my daughter there." Te life-saver glanced at the daush ter, then bent again over the old man. "What are you doing?" asked the perplexed father. "Going to drop you In again." IT WAS NEW TO THE BISHOP. . A Dinner Episode That Greatly Shock ed His Dignity. At an unusually large dinner-party, where the guest of honor was an Eng lish bishop, the butler, an elderly man, was obliged to bring In from a friend'j bouse an inexperienced lad to help him In the dining room. The awkward helper annoyed the butler beyond en durance wlta questions as to his du ties. He continued Interminably until the butler, worn out and - nervous, said Ironically: "All you will need to do ts to stand behind the bishop's chair, and when ever hla lordship puts down hiB g ass you must reach over and wipe his mouth with a napkin." That silenced his assistant. But the young man actually took the order seriously, and as soon as dinner be gan he stationed himself behind the bishop, waited till hia lordship had drunk end put down his glass, and then, as deliberately as his nervous ness would permit, he opend out a large napkin and wiped the dignified e'd gentleman's mouth! 'Sjvja AiiU Pa Mo---any, 01 neqs sjoui eq 01 2uA esfoj J0'l pu B3U.. 'SJUt)tldd3 ia SaJU3E -0 PJBJ)U0mil8-lj. 8J8 Jt-iBut jnilidj eo,j jedjxo oj n.uoiu) uaaq SAsq pne 'S(8tuua prf'-ll o) lie j dmsj pus naASj 'dia.ua 'osio) -JO) u.s 'iuui03 'aiTT.i.n eijx ejajSap 08 jo e-iniajedruei Ipeais e pa-uoi ajs pus JBJ.t Bin lis paoiiDOJd OJB BJI1IU1 aioji TUiuXuH U pdjOJiu uooq svq s.-ajoad paq loq Supjoj em Aq mnuoi Jd oCt'Ct 0) CCr'Zt 'PiaU o) aiisin s punoja jo ios us qm iq spoqtai 9uuapjaK U.JUS4J eqx iuws'B HJUkl 'JdjpV puU4 The Inviclble Point. It was an awfully old joke, but the American thought It wight cause his English friend to generate a smile. "Just before I sailed for Liverpool," said the American, "I dreamed that I waa dead, and the beat woke me up." "8or rejoined tbe Englishman, seriously. "Ths weather mus k.t easily ,.ol la America," PREinSTOlUO GAME POtND. Moruten With Which AatrdlluvU Man Oo.teatfed. The remains of the Dryepltbeeoa or fossil man discovered en the tlengawan river. In Java, mixed aa they were, with fossil bones of rep tiles, of the 'Calnoiolc age, and lying In the cretaceous strata clearly prove that man wj contemporary with the later of the giant Saurian..' Moreover, the discovery of (he Nam pa Image, a piece of handiwork found la the cretaceous tftrata In Ada county; Idaho, would Imply that he had attained some slight degree of art.' Assuming then that man was living -In the Calnosolc age, the question Is, how did he survive hla acquaintanceship with the gigantic Saurlsns. anyone of which could plow his .way through a suburban street today or trample a herd of elephant, to death? How did he escape theehlnlng borne of tbe Tric ertops and' Ceratosaurus or Pleslos aurus? The answer to these ques tions Is that even then man possess ed Intelligence far In excess of that of the other animals. ' He could flup uly his lack of natural weapons by means of sharpened, rocks and Bints and couMj.-by reasqn of hla greater courage, take refuge on the aldea of volcanoes and- 'other dangerous places where his gigantic foes dare no follow-' him. At any rate he not only survived the , huge creatures of the. later- reptilian era. but passed Into tbe Tertiary' era or Mantmalian stage as the first and greatest of the Mammal. . Ireland To Have Forests, -Ireland has awakened to the value of -her forests. A commission ap pointed by the Crown has just made public its report.. The commission urges the adop tion of a scheme for the state to plant about 700,000 acres. This, with : the 300,000 acres existing, ft'onld give Ireland 1,000,000 acrea of forest land, an area which the commission considers as essential. About 20,000 acres would be pur chased by tbe state In mountainous regions and managed aa state forest, while 500,000 acres would be plant ed by the state, but managed by pri vate owners or by county councils. Denmark, an agricultural country half the size of Ireland, haa since 1881 Increased her forests by 175, 000 acres. Belgium, In spite of ber dense population, bas added 70,000 acres to her forest. In the last twenty-five years, Ireland Is particularly suited In soil and climate tor the growth of forests, but only. H per cent, of her total area la forested, The Oulf Stream. ' This great "River of the Bea" flows from the Oulf ef Mexico (hence Its name) through the Flor ida Strait along the eastern coast of the United States, and is then de flected near the banks of Newfound land diagonally acrosa the Atlantic. It Is estimated to be 160 mile, wide off Cbarleston, and S00 miles wide off Sandy Hook, where It spreads, fanlike, over: the 1 surface of the North Atlantic. Off Cape Hatteras Its velocity Is reckoned at about 3 miles an hour, off the banks of New. foundland I V4 mites an hour, then the rate slowly merges Into that of the northeasterly drift of the Atlan tic 4 or i mile, a day. Its tem perature Is from 45 to tl degrees, according to depth and latitude. Grant's Peaceful End. The peace that he had so often wished for other, came to him at last In the truer and more enduring sense. It waa tbe calm death he had hoped for, a gentle and gradual falling to sleep. Vhe weary, anx ious night had paased, the rays of the morning sun stole quietly Into the death-chamber; but at laat there was another morning for him, an other light, glorious. Infinite, Im mortal. We Poor Men! Harry la six years old. "Pa," h asked one day, "If I get married will I have a wife like ma?" "Very likely." replied hla fathei "And If I don't get married will I have to be an old bachelor like Un cle Tom?" "Very likely," "Well, pa," he said, after bo ment of deep thought, "It's a mighty tough world for us men, ain't It?" I Would Be Absolute. And the first thing I would do rn my government, I would have no body to control me. I would be ab solute; and who but I. Now, he that Is absolute; and can do what he llkns. can take hia pleasure; he that can take bis pleasure, can be con tent; and be that can be content baa no more to desire; so the matter's over. Cervantes, .,VDon tlulxote." Special "BtSmah tor Specifics. Royal households receive all man ner of beautiful and curious gifts, many of which are not accepted. When the Prince and -Princess of Wales were about to start on a tour round the world, all sorts of antldotea for seasickness were received. One drug gist sent hundreds of anti-seasick powders, one ot which was to be tak en every aay while at sea. The prince said. "If this fellow expects me to take ail these special powders, he should have sent along a special stomach as well." wlft-Flying Plgeona. B. A. Pogg, of Hunt'a Mills, Me, tell, of a pair of pigeon, with a record of (lying from Minneapolis to Bo to a In fifty hours without taking a morsel of food on the trip. For the last thousand mile, they flew in the teeth of a fierce snowstorm. He haa an other pair ot tbe same breed aa those that flew front the -balloon ot Andre, the Swedish north pole explorer, and several Blrt that CM Klk-t near! U alMVlj. :. if-i oxa TEST FOU PEABM.T((" Barlia Hotel Porter's Experiment That Was Not a Snrcesa. The porter of one of the leading Berlin hotels haa just had a curious adventure. Home time ago a dealer In pearls who waa stopping at the hotel told him an Infallible way to i!i.'1niuls:i raiil pearls from fal3e, which was to put them on the ground and .tamp on them. If. real they would resist the test, If false they would be crushed. The porter, however, never had a chance of putting this theory to the test until a few days ago. The di rector of a well known company In Berlin, while dining at the hotel. lost a valuable pearl pin. Tbls waa found by the waiter, who gave It to the porter to return to Its owner, The porter saw his opportunity had come at last to test the quality of a pearl. He put the pin on the ground, placed hla keel on it and ground It to a powder. When tbe owner arrived to claim It there was a somewhsl stormy scene, but he was good natured enough to consent to say no more about the affair on the porter refunding half tbe value of tbe pin-,' (00 marks. In future the porter-will submit any jewelry he may find for expert opinion. A Mere Detail. "The common practice of lawyers In addressing the jury to single out one member who seems to them the most Intelligent, and therefore ths one most likely to be Influenced by .their appeals," observed a Chicago attorney, "does not always work out advantageously. "All the testimony In a case re cently tried In Ohio had been taken, the lawyer, for both aide, had sum med up and the Judge had charged the Jury, when up rose the Intelli gent Juror against whom both coun sel had thundered their impassioned appeals. He wanted the court to give him aome Information. "I have been bothered a good deal by two words the lawyers use here all the time," said the Intelligent juror. "What are they?" asked the court expecting, uo doubt, to be called upon to expound "res Inter alios ac ta" or "a fortiori," or some other ab truse term. " 'Plaintiff' and 'defendant." said the Juror. "I don't know Just what they mean' " Flying Fish. Interesting are the habits of the flying fish, that queer denizen of the sea, found principally In the region of the trade-winds. Does It rise from the eea like a bird? you ask No; It shoots out of the waves llki an arrow, and with out spreading wings sails en the wind In graceful curves, rising sometimes, one might ay, t. the height of fifteen feet, but not often so high, and then lowering It again touches tbe crest of a wav and renews Its flight. This opera tion may be repeated till It covert distance, say, ot five hundred yards, In the case of the stoutest on the wing, though very often not half that distance la covered. A shir sailing through the trade-winds will often be visited, on dark nights, b flying fish which hit the sails or rig glng and fall on deck, where, ot course, they soon give up life. Women Not as Strong aa Men. "Women are not on the average but half aa atrong aa men," aaid Dr Sargent, the director of athletics at Harvard, In a lecture recently "Their lung capacity averages but lft cubic Inches, while that of mar la 140 eublc Inches. In nearly ever) Instance," he said, "where women excel In sports of the rougher 01 mere masculine sort they have elthei Inherited or acquired masculine characteristics." For the Masic Room. Ne plane can possibly be heard tc advantage In a room which la either heavily curtained or la overcrowded with furniture. . A good plan to In sure the correct temperature of tbe room In which the plane stands Is to keep a growing plant there. 80 long as the plant thrive, you can tell thai any change, of heat and cold then anay be are not sufficient to affect u tnstruBent. erne Odd Pact, it, Geography. New York la usually thought of a being directly west from London. It la, however, despite Its far more rig orous climate, nine hundred mile nearer the equator than la the Britlr capital. Tbe bleak coast of Labradi la directly west of London. The sam line passu, tbe southern part of Hue son Bay and Lake Winnipeg; on th other sldi of the continent it touch through the centre of the Isthmus n Kamchatka, and Siberia and Russl ' to Homburg. It la astonishing. II':. wise, to reflect on the tact that Mo: treal, with Its (inters of great sevri Ity. Is .brae hund-ed and fifty mil, nearer the equator than Is Londcv. Montreal. Indeed, Is on tbe same d gree of latitude as Venice. Anotti" illustration of the unexpected In cot treats Is found In a comparison of St John's, riewfoundiand. with Prrl Paris has a winter ot comparath mildness, while St. John's Is a regie of bitter cold and fogs, with drlft!n Icebergs along Its coast. Yet St lohn's Is one hundred miles nearei the equator. Dunn. e Advertiser. am,, n leqio cqi peosnouap qoee pus tem jbaou p.q iitueoe iirsd seAjisp ox .. VI Jo;.. II op eqe. nan JunoX iiaaeui nq 'su fmire vu sjs ijsanJ paiiAniun eqi n Measut jou seop saivied ej. ) ineeeud aeanaeiep 1o)ah spuajj tseq jeq jo euo jo pueqawq eqj esnoq jeq JO )no panjni psq iirss V-id eqs peu3 ssaqanp eqx pe -Visdap pus peoq Xdme sent eqx eojo iqi pip aseqanp V uoh)au peaieaaj ssq ldoj)U peeoddns eqi jeqieq auas iq lupuej)o isj o) sea.p mopoe eq. pa lulls iq B)senl jeq . jtosq )oauo esesoq -)sena pe)AOB jo eoaeeejd eqi Id Nt srsq sxae neene. tiqi l e,J"e4 W !?l1lglri MaW SHALL WE IjQ BUSINESS WlTil YOU? THE ORANGE COUNTY TRUST CO., Middletown, N. Y with an ample capital und surplus security is p:i ing interest dormant accounts at tho rate of four per cent. It paid more than $100 000 in 1908. Interest begins when deposit is made, Compounded in January and July. There is no change in the rato caused by the amount of the account. Business may be done by mail. Write for detailed information. G. SPENCER COWLEY, FRANK HARDING, Secretary. a President Amatite T. R. J. Klein iron and Tin Roofing, of all Kinds Metal Shingles and Metal Ceilings Hardware, Stoves and Ranges Gutters, Leaders, Plumbing, Gasfitting. General Jobbers Broad Street, iliiford Pa I RYDER'S MARKET RYDER'S BUILDING DEALER IX Meats end Provision?, Fish and ' TegctaMoH, Canned Goods Orders Trcmptly Attended PAUL RYDER Harford Street, Milford. DR. KENNEDY'S "FAVORITE j Remedy Pleaaant to Take, Powerful to Cure, And Welcome In Every Home. KIDNEY, LIVER & BLOOD CURE Not Patent Medicine. Over 30 Years of Success. Used in Thousands of Homes. Writ to Dr. David Kennedy's Sons, Rondout, N. Y., for a FREE sample bottle. Large bottle 9I.OO. All druggists. .lOVEDTOIGSOGllSSTHOTST WE are the oldest Wine and Liquor House in Philadelphia. We have been obliged to move from the old stand where we have been for o many years must have more room to accommo date our increasing business. Because we have the finest Iracle ...1 .i...u ICOSUU Wily HO SILUU;U UC lllWILwl Old Pcim IVhlsfcv. 75c ou.r: J Old Plnn 1 U , Vv HSKV. I $2.75 gallon is die price in the world. uriorffiCaWel Whisky. $ 1 .25 qt, $4.75 - gal., distilled lioiu water. . Goods sKiid to r.!l patlj of the -":LV,Kd Elates. 1 Thomas .Massey Formerly 1310 Chestnut St. PikllailelpMo, Pa Campaign Solace, Mttle biltish Girl to Naughty no'h. r You'll eateh it. you dwefful boy: IIs That's all you know, M!s CIct or. Ma's out with the lufTr.'.flaU, and a's hiding In the house of comm ns Rome On. Will Pall. An cavation In the street cu not be a temptation, jet soma per son will anrry along $Ai fali rtghi Roofinir n &Son, Agents IjfUNERAL CiECTORSij v 1 tai ( SaMabf rrt V I U N D i l-JTA iC I N O I iu nil lirRj.clirm .jwcirtl nKciilioii givi;u la Ko extra clmigi- f..r ntteiiriiug fiincinis out if iiiwji Telephone! In Hiwtdi-nro. LADY ASSISTANT New ork Kvpnisontnilve National Casket to. 5u Gttnt Jones St. Telephone 3.M Hprlng Basil lA iiliun. MiljorO 'a , A.c. 6th. lyie J. n. Kieml. Washington Hotels. ftlGGS HOUSE ihv hotel par excellence of the cepllal .ocaled wllhiii one block ot the White ; louse ami Ulreotlj- oppesit the Tf;a.uti. rtnest t-ahleln theclty. WILLARD'S HOTEL A famous; botelrr, nuinrtakte for It ilatoricanis6ociMou uil long Mmtuln, d .Hipularlt y. Heutly rrnovuteu, rupalut, t inu purttnjly relu.uiwieu. NATIONAL HOTEL A landmark among the hotels of Wafh uiKlon, patronized In former years hy unwidaiita and high ofKciols. Alway ri ilmt favorite. Kecently reniodeUd an .-lUtiereu belter than ev. r. Opp Pa h rt.tiep. WALT1.K Bi:UTOhVa.lrt the hotel are the prlucipnl polltliiil eimmvua of the capunl at all limi-h. I he v Hit he beat stepplug places at real finable rates. o.o. O DtWITT Proprlait Mana. in Philadelphia is no I.- u: . I finest w'uiicy for it: selcctoj yam tprmg Jumped at Cciclusion. Two su:all bo.ii l-a.i sirayej In tbe mummy room of a ee.'uita uuteuu. 'Wot s tho.fc?" a.;ld oi.e. "Them'a gu? wot's bin dead a long time," answered the other. "And wot't them letters, D. 0. 14, over the guy in the corner?" "Guess that's the number of tha automobile wot ruu over th near Hoke." li 1 ;1 C Cx'De : .ill Uila ri i
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