The Dallas post. (Dallas, Pa.) 19??-200?, April 14, 1966, Image 9

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DALLAS, PENNSYLVANIA
Casualty Insurance Funnies
| the milk and a friendship that had
So you think you's ve got troubles
to get hopped up about?
Consider the booze-loving Rich-
mond, Va., pet rabbit who joined
his owner and a guest for cocktails
one afternoon. Normally ma beer
drinker, the bunny cottoned to a
martini poured into his saucer by
the wisitor. Apparently hungry for
hors d'oeuvres, he promptly bounc-
ed out to the porch and chewed up
the guest’s overshoes.
The rabbit's appetite resulted in
one of the strangest claims handled
recently by Aetna Life & Casualty,
whose 4,150 claim employees pro-
cessed 11 million insurance benefit
payments last year. They find that
animals can get themselves into the
weirdest predicaments. So can
people.
heduled dip at a Wheeling, W.
Va,. poolside party and suffered the
additional indignity of losing her
wig, revealing a nearly-bald pate.
Aetna Life & Casualty paid for
cleaning the woman’s wig and cioth-
ing and buying her a new pair of
shoes.
Occasionally, man and animal
meet head on. More trouble. Ask
the Burlington, Vt., man whose dog
was sprayed by a skunk cornered
in the garage. The man grabbed
a shotgun and aimed at the cul-
prit. The gun jammed. The skunk
fired again. The man went into the
house for another shotgun, with
the skunk following close behind.
Now desperate, the man got off a
shot with his second gun, blasting
a hole through a chair, table, and
wall. Unable to stand any more
“non-scents,” the skunk escaped out
the door unharmed. The claim for
niture and house damage was
id.
In Rochester, N.Y., an ungrate-
ful goat figuratively bit the hand
that was about to feed him. A
visitor who was buying milk for the
animal left her purse on a fence
A: The goat chewed up $85 in
bills before the lady returned with
LUZERNE
| to create the opulent gardens that
| only those who travel around the
THEATRE
Thursday - Friday - Saturday
Richard Burton
“The Spy Who Came
In From the Cold”
Sunday (Con’t. from 2)
2 Top Hits
Elvis Presley
“Girls - Girls
Cohit
“The Man Who Could
Cheat Death”
f 4 3
¥
CUSTOM
Girls”
Professionally
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| famed floral arranger who heads up
| the team of arrangers who created
suddenly soured. A theft insurance
policy carried by the woman did
not apply.
The price of pheasant-under-glass
may have reached an all-time high
in Syracuse, N.Y., when one of the
birds crashed through the picture
window of a home insured by Aetha
Life & Casulty. As if to atone for
the fowl play, however, the pheas-
ant thoughtfully laid an egg in the
dining room before departing.
One of the most bizarre auto ac-
cidents investigated by Aetna Life
& Casualty claim specialists was re-
ported at Spokane, Wash. It invol-
ved a camp trailer in which a man
was dozing while it was being towed
by a car driven by his wife. The
man, who customarily slept with a
minimum of clothing, was jolted
awake when another car sideswiped
them.
He opened the back door a crack
to see what had happened. His wife,
determined to catch the culprit,
started up with a jerk, pitching him
into the street.
Clothed exclusively in righteous
indignation, the man dashed after
her for a couple of blocks. Then,
halted by a shortness of both breath
and wardrobe, he huddled between
two. parked cars until rescued by a
passing officer—who at first thought
it “all a bare-faced lie.
Flowers From Islands
At Hess's Flower Show
The flowers of far away romantic
islands, fresh and in full bloom,
will be shown in real life settings
in Hess's Fifth Annual International
Flower Show during the week of
May 16 on the main floor of Hess's
Department Store of Allentown.
More than a quarter-million ex-
otic blooms, plants and art from
many countries will cover much of
Hess's 60,000 square-foot main floor.
The stately eremuri plant from
the Himalayas of Asia and flowers
from other lands will be imported
world might manage to see.
Everett ‘Conklin, internationally-
| the displays for the four previous
FORTY-FORT
THEATRE
Tonight - Friday - Saturday
Sunday (Con’t. from 3)
Monday - Tuesday
“Those Magnificent
Men in Their Flying
Machines”
FOR
SHIRTS
Vv, Starched to Your
or not at all
Buttons replaced FREE
FREE PICK-UP AND DELIVERY
MAIN PLANT and NARROWS SHOPPING
1a CENTER BRANCH STORE
~ O'Malia’s |
| _ Laundry & Dry Cleaning
lazerne-Dalizs Highway
SERVICE
| Flower
| May 16, and continue through Sat- |
re
SPORTSMANS CORNER
by Jim Hopple/
The directors of both the Fish |
and Game Commissions are ap- |
plauding the signing of House pil
1005 limiting landowners’ liability |
in regard to hunter and fisherman |
use of private lands and waters.
In a joint statement Glenn L.
Bowers, Director of the Pennsyl-
vania Game Commission, and Rob-
ert J. Bielo, Director of the Penn-
sylvania Fish Commission, said this
legislation presents another long
step forward in Pennsylvania’s his- |,
tory-making effort to assure all
Pennsylvanians the utmost oppor-
tunity to enjoy outdoor recreation.
Bowers said that passage of House
Billl 1005 can well be expected to
to improve the Game Commission's
opportunity to keep private lands
open for public use and to open
additional hunting land.
Bielo commented that the sports-
men-backed legislation relieving
the landowners of liability for rec-
reation seekers enjoying hunting
and fishing clearly outlines the
sportsmen’s desires to work closely
with landowners and farmers in
programs of mutual benefit.
The Pennsylvania Game Com-
mission has approved purchase of
18,500 ringnecked pheasants (males
only) from commercial breeders
for release prior to the 1966 fall
hunting season. This is in addition
to the ring-necked pheasants which
will be produced at the Commis-
sion’s Game Farms.
Trout season opens this Saturday
and anyone making first day catch
may phone me at 674-3529.
Meadow mice, chief food of mam-
mals, birds and snakes of the fields,
have only one defense, reproduction.
A pair may have 17 litters of five
each year, and with assistance from
their offspring could produce a mil-
lion mice in one year.
Black bears, looked upon as one
of the toughest animals in existance,
have tender feet and cater to them |
by staying mainly on established |
trails.
Hess's International Flower Shows,
said that the floral story will in- |
clude realistically growing back- |
grounds from such romantic areas as |
the Polynesian and the French Soc- |
iety Islands, from the Caribbean, |
Japanese Islands, from (Canadian
from Majorca, from Ceylon, from |
Vancouver Island, and from the
island oases of Sahara Desert.
Hess's Fifth Annual International
Show will open Monday, |
urday, May 21, with frequent |
changes of flowers for a fresh and |
vibrant appearance throughout the |
week. The show is open to the pub- |
lic during the Allentown depart-
ment store’s regular hours: from 10
a.m. to 5:25 p.m except Thursday |
when Hess's is open from noon to |
nine at night.
|
Legal Notice — |
Sealed bids will be received by |
| the Board of Directors of Lake- |
Lehman School District, Lehman, |
Luzerne County, Pennsylvania, until |
7:30 p. m., D. S. T., Monday, May |
2, 1966, HH I dustrial Art, Janitorial |
and Musical supplies. Specifications |
and Instructions to bidders may be
obtained at the Office of Admin-
istration, Lehman, Pennsylvania.
ELEANOR HUMPHREY
Secretary
SW
Preference
pressed
Enterprise 1-0843
i
They're Here!!
New
HARLEY
DAVIDSON
CYCLES
4 Sizes In Stock
$2 239.30 ana up
Why Buy an
Unknown Make?
YOU CAN GET
| Harley-Davidson
STOCK PARTS
OIL AND
~ ACCESSORIES
Gay-Murray Co.
Tunkhannock
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THE DALLAS POST, THURSDAY, APRIL 14, 1966
SECTION B — PAGE 3
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QUALITY
SIRLOIN TIP
ROAST
. 89
1/4 PORK LOINS
But From
Beef Round
BONELESS ROUND
Steak: Roast
89
Each Package
Contains 9 to 11
. 89
+ 69°
LEAN &
TENDER!
FRESH GROUND
BEEF ROUND
ALLGOOD LEAN
Sliced Bacon ....» 79¢
SUPER-RIGHT LONG
Bologna %..° .....» 55¢
NEW YORK SIRLOIN
Strip Steaks ....m $1 89
[
Pork Chops Boneless
SMOKED PORK CHOPS or ROAST 89¢ fir
CHICKEN PARTS =F . , , , .«59F pur 7
LEAN FRESH HAM foie mee 69 rt oo
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Chickens ........» 59
BONE-IN
r FULL OF JUICE!
Florida Oranges
5:49
None
Priced
Higher!
Endive or Escarole 2 u 29°
Celery Hearts .....~ re 29°
BPR Frozen Foods! Sa
AGP GRADE A A .
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Orange Juice ..... 45 69¢
A&P Sweet Peas “3*......2 Pe. 29¢
Strawberry Shortcake sua 22 39¢
Roman Pizza Fours ...... % 2S
1-1b.
Cottage Cheese . .... rs 21C
Cheddar Cheese “4 ,,...... mn 61¢C
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Sunnyfield Butter ..,...
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JANE PARKER SAVE 6¢
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Cherry Pie ....... =x 43C
Angel Food Ring 2% ... Yor 45¢
Golden Loaf Cake ii: ... "Gio 29¢
Whole Wheat Bread ru 2 1 39¢
Rye Bread oii’ cede +00. .2 Yor 39¢ |
Tomato Soup tes” 45¢
Betty Crocker ci Mixes ... tab, 2 eo 39¢
Ocean Spray “ue Relish ... 2 ro 65¢
Ocean Spray Cocktail Cranberry & 49¢
Gold Medal Flour . . ... oe Ble Se 2, 45
Reynolds Economy Wrap .., Via” 69¢
L&S Sweet Gherkins 5 ..... 4 47¢
Royal Instant Pudding ........8 3% 35¢
Betty Crocker Angel Food = ... 3 53¢
Herb-Ox Bouillon Cubes ,..,... 2% 21¢
Calo Cat Food .........e.. B 2 85¢
Vets Nuggets 2% of cvvvee.. 3 67¢
Ann Page
US. NO. 1 GRADE “A” FLA,
Red Potatoes
Plate Beef .......» 29¢
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— Seafood Buys! —
5: 49c¢ FRESH SHAD
Calif. Asparagus . .. »29c STRAWBERRIES ow 39¢
th 23°
2 1 29¢|00D FILLET = 53¢
Fresh
Tender
Green Beans
Egg Plants =
15° x 39°
EXTRA FANCY
Sea Scallops = 69°
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A&P COFFEE
$1 39...
ANN PAGE ELBOW
MACARONI
2: 35°
PRE iE opie Sauce
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SULTANA
Fruit Cocktail
ANN PAGE TOMATO
a= 190
Ketchup .... 2 5” 39c
Red Beets ..... 2." 29¢
BIG VALUE!
lona Tomatoes
RED PACK CALIF,
Tomatoes
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P.D.Q. INSTANT
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Crispo Cookies . re 990
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Sweet Corn Te 30
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PLANTATION
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20h SHORTENING 1
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BLUE BONNET
MARGARINE
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COFFEE
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