1 ice the has om eat ot, re- ing ms 1is~ cal id ies in- rk- 3li- A L )S1% | ut i on, out her im Che the sed rou hat po es- red hat ind hat for x pth ove vho 2S Te. EPI ich eph tell its ge, lay, ose iam the end = to wo] 4 Like the woman who had an un- c DALLAS, PENNSYLVANIA Casualty Insurance Funnies | the milk and a friendship that had So you think you's ve got troubles to get hopped up about? Consider the booze-loving Rich- mond, Va., pet rabbit who joined his owner and a guest for cocktails one afternoon. Normally ma beer drinker, the bunny cottoned to a martini poured into his saucer by the wisitor. Apparently hungry for hors d'oeuvres, he promptly bounc- ed out to the porch and chewed up the guest’s overshoes. The rabbit's appetite resulted in one of the strangest claims handled recently by Aetna Life & Casualty, whose 4,150 claim employees pro- cessed 11 million insurance benefit payments last year. They find that animals can get themselves into the weirdest predicaments. So can people. heduled dip at a Wheeling, W. Va,. poolside party and suffered the additional indignity of losing her wig, revealing a nearly-bald pate. Aetna Life & Casualty paid for cleaning the woman’s wig and cioth- ing and buying her a new pair of shoes. Occasionally, man and animal meet head on. More trouble. Ask the Burlington, Vt., man whose dog was sprayed by a skunk cornered in the garage. The man grabbed a shotgun and aimed at the cul- prit. The gun jammed. The skunk fired again. The man went into the house for another shotgun, with the skunk following close behind. Now desperate, the man got off a shot with his second gun, blasting a hole through a chair, table, and wall. Unable to stand any more “non-scents,” the skunk escaped out the door unharmed. The claim for niture and house damage was id. In Rochester, N.Y., an ungrate- ful goat figuratively bit the hand that was about to feed him. A visitor who was buying milk for the animal left her purse on a fence A: The goat chewed up $85 in bills before the lady returned with LUZERNE | to create the opulent gardens that | only those who travel around the THEATRE Thursday - Friday - Saturday Richard Burton “The Spy Who Came In From the Cold” Sunday (Con’t. from 2) 2 Top Hits Elvis Presley “Girls - Girls Cohit “The Man Who Could Cheat Death” f 4 3 ¥ CUSTOM Girls” Professionally <= 288-1496 | famed floral arranger who heads up | the team of arrangers who created suddenly soured. A theft insurance policy carried by the woman did not apply. The price of pheasant-under-glass may have reached an all-time high in Syracuse, N.Y., when one of the birds crashed through the picture window of a home insured by Aetha Life & Casulty. As if to atone for the fowl play, however, the pheas- ant thoughtfully laid an egg in the dining room before departing. One of the most bizarre auto ac- cidents investigated by Aetna Life & Casualty claim specialists was re- ported at Spokane, Wash. It invol- ved a camp trailer in which a man was dozing while it was being towed by a car driven by his wife. The man, who customarily slept with a minimum of clothing, was jolted awake when another car sideswiped them. He opened the back door a crack to see what had happened. His wife, determined to catch the culprit, started up with a jerk, pitching him into the street. Clothed exclusively in righteous indignation, the man dashed after her for a couple of blocks. Then, halted by a shortness of both breath and wardrobe, he huddled between two. parked cars until rescued by a passing officer—who at first thought it “all a bare-faced lie. Flowers From Islands At Hess's Flower Show The flowers of far away romantic islands, fresh and in full bloom, will be shown in real life settings in Hess's Fifth Annual International Flower Show during the week of May 16 on the main floor of Hess's Department Store of Allentown. More than a quarter-million ex- otic blooms, plants and art from many countries will cover much of Hess's 60,000 square-foot main floor. The stately eremuri plant from the Himalayas of Asia and flowers from other lands will be imported world might manage to see. Everett ‘Conklin, internationally- | the displays for the four previous FORTY-FORT THEATRE Tonight - Friday - Saturday Sunday (Con’t. from 3) Monday - Tuesday “Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines” FOR SHIRTS Vv, Starched to Your or not at all Buttons replaced FREE FREE PICK-UP AND DELIVERY MAIN PLANT and NARROWS SHOPPING 1a CENTER BRANCH STORE ~ O'Malia’s | | _ Laundry & Dry Cleaning lazerne-Dalizs Highway SERVICE | Flower | May 16, and continue through Sat- | re SPORTSMANS CORNER by Jim Hopple/ The directors of both the Fish | and Game Commissions are ap- | plauding the signing of House pil 1005 limiting landowners’ liability | in regard to hunter and fisherman | use of private lands and waters. In a joint statement Glenn L. Bowers, Director of the Pennsyl- vania Game Commission, and Rob- ert J. Bielo, Director of the Penn- sylvania Fish Commission, said this legislation presents another long step forward in Pennsylvania’s his- |, tory-making effort to assure all Pennsylvanians the utmost oppor- tunity to enjoy outdoor recreation. Bowers said that passage of House Billl 1005 can well be expected to to improve the Game Commission's opportunity to keep private lands open for public use and to open additional hunting land. Bielo commented that the sports- men-backed legislation relieving the landowners of liability for rec- reation seekers enjoying hunting and fishing clearly outlines the sportsmen’s desires to work closely with landowners and farmers in programs of mutual benefit. The Pennsylvania Game Com- mission has approved purchase of 18,500 ringnecked pheasants (males only) from commercial breeders for release prior to the 1966 fall hunting season. This is in addition to the ring-necked pheasants which will be produced at the Commis- sion’s Game Farms. Trout season opens this Saturday and anyone making first day catch may phone me at 674-3529. Meadow mice, chief food of mam- mals, birds and snakes of the fields, have only one defense, reproduction. A pair may have 17 litters of five each year, and with assistance from their offspring could produce a mil- lion mice in one year. Black bears, looked upon as one of the toughest animals in existance, have tender feet and cater to them | by staying mainly on established | trails. Hess's International Flower Shows, said that the floral story will in- | clude realistically growing back- | grounds from such romantic areas as | the Polynesian and the French Soc- | iety Islands, from the Caribbean, | Japanese Islands, from (Canadian from Majorca, from Ceylon, from | Vancouver Island, and from the island oases of Sahara Desert. Hess's Fifth Annual International Show will open Monday, | urday, May 21, with frequent | changes of flowers for a fresh and | vibrant appearance throughout the | week. The show is open to the pub- | lic during the Allentown depart- ment store’s regular hours: from 10 a.m. to 5:25 p.m except Thursday | when Hess's is open from noon to | nine at night. | Legal Notice — | Sealed bids will be received by | | the Board of Directors of Lake- | Lehman School District, Lehman, | Luzerne County, Pennsylvania, until | 7:30 p. m., D. S. T., Monday, May | 2, 1966, HH I dustrial Art, Janitorial | and Musical supplies. Specifications | and Instructions to bidders may be obtained at the Office of Admin- istration, Lehman, Pennsylvania. ELEANOR HUMPHREY Secretary SW Preference pressed Enterprise 1-0843 i They're Here!! New HARLEY DAVIDSON CYCLES 4 Sizes In Stock $2 239.30 ana up Why Buy an Unknown Make? YOU CAN GET | Harley-Davidson STOCK PARTS OIL AND ~ ACCESSORIES Gay-Murray Co. 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