1.40 .60 1.80 2.00 1.99 $2.80 $3.20 $4.00 TESST a EE FS A SE rt. 25 SEI Gp SISA FE ens DALLAS, PENNSYLVANIA College Bound by Bruce Hopkins On Three We All Go Crazy I think that, as the semester is now half over, I ought to let you know just what college is doing to | us. Lately we have noticed our- selves making little goofs, doing ridiculous things, and making non- sensical phrases. Last Thursday, for example, I “Swalked up to the Snack Bar in the looks ' like Perry Como. “Hey, Gregg,” Tom said, ‘do you know any non-mesident ren?” Of course mistakes like that will happen, but = the sad part is that Gregg answered pneed . J 4 Husky Lounge, pondered for a mo- ment on what I should order, and decided on a cheeseburger. waitress came, asked me what I wanted, and I said, “An eggsalad sandwich, please.” 1 don’t know why I said I wanted an eggsalad sandwich! I'm not even sure I like eggsalad! Then there was the night when my roommate, Ralph, and I were diligently studying. All of a sud- den, Ralph looked across the desk at me and asked, with a puzzled expression, “Hey, Bruce, have you ever seen a picture of Washington wearing a loin cloth?” After establishing whether he meant Martha or George, I replied in the! negative. At least, I don’t remem- ber seeing such a picture. Have they issued any new stamps lately ? Tom McAuliffe, who lives just down the hall, is running for a Freshman Office. His petition must be signed by 5 resident men and 5 non-resident men. The other day Tom was talking to Gregg who very seriously, “Sure, Tom. How many non-mesident ren do: you But it isn’t just the guys who are going crazy. The girls are slowly losing their sanity, too. Do you know = that last week there were three girls who actually thought we were having an earthquake! No kidding. This one girl, whom I shall call Madelyn (mainly because Madelyn is her name) has an elec- tric typewriter which vibrates pas- The! Dallas Topples Dallas Mountaineers stayed in the running for WSC hon- ors Saturday by stomping smaller Northwest, 39-0, at the Northwest field. Dallas put together drives of 60, 69, 30, 91 and 26 yards plus a recovered fumble in Northwest's endzone to record its touchdowns. Herwig Scores i Allan Herwig got Dallas off to a quick 6-0 lead by capping a 60- | yard march with a 2-yard run over his own left tackle. Supulski set up the drive with a 20-yard punt return to his own 40 from which Bonomo, Mahler and earthquake! Then Elaine from | across the hall came bursting into | the room, all excited and worked- up. Naturally, Cathy and Madelyn assumed that the only reason | Elaine would be so excited was be- cause of the earthquake. They, in turn, got Elaine so excited and worked-up that she forgot why she was really excited, and figured that it must be because of the earth- quake, too! I'm beginning to won- der what kind of an institution my parents are sending me to! There is also a girl over there who has been making sculptures out of coat hangers. Her first work was entitled, “Truth,” and her sec- ond was called “Friendship!” Her roommate is represented in “Friendship.” Somehow, I can’t picture myself having a coat hanger for a bosom-buddy! The sad part about all this is that it isn't just affecting the students; even some of the parents are getting confused. Tim Lavelle’s mother sent him a letter last week. and it was addressed to him — at the Bloomsburg State Hospital! Now it is even beginning to spread to the classroom. The other day in English Composition class. we were comparing a poem by Keats to one by Robert Frost. Ken Haines was commenting on them, and he said that he thought the one by Keats was much more de- sionately when it is plugged in. Now, Madelyn was typing rather | late. one night, and her roommate Cathy was in bed and had dosed | off. Madelyn was typing away just | like she was Leighton Scott or some other famous reporter, and thus the tpewriter was vibrating with more vigor than usual. This, in turn, was causing the desk to shake a great deal. Suddenly Cathy darts up in bed, puts her hand on the desk, and exclaims, with fzar in her voice, “Good Lord! We must be having an earthquake!” Madelyn, so startled by the statement, looked at Cathy and, noticing: that she had ‘turned deathly white, com- pletely forgot about her typewriter, | and figured there really must be an scriptive than the one by Jack Frost! But I don't want you to think that these things are happening only at Bloomsburg. Ann Wool- bert’s roommate at Hartwick, Jan Somebody, is terribly worried about Ann. Do you know that Ann actu- ally thinks she is Friar Tuck! Why the other night she had a pillow in front, a pillow: in back of her, had her raincoat on over: these, wore sandles, and carried a mandolin around with her! 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Mahler picking up 38 yards dur- ing the drive, carried the final three times from the 25 to reach paydirt. Carl Zimmerman also turned in a fine 15-yard run to the Rangers 34. Supulski Returns Pumt Dallas was at it again in a few minutes when Supulski returned a Biller punt from midfield to the Northwest 30. After a Henschke-to-Herwig pass placed the ball at the 4, Tony Bo- nomo cracked over for the score. But Dallas was called for illegal- use of hands, nullifing the score and placing the ball on the 19. Townsend then picked up 3-yards before Henschke lobbed a 16-yarder to ‘Supulski in the endzone. Zim- merman again added the PAT for a 20-0 lead. Both teams interceptions prior to halftime. Northwest drove to the Dallas 30 only to have Jim Carey intercept on ‘the Dallas 26. With seconds left, . Henschke looped a ling, high pass downfield that was intercepted by Welch on the Ranger 30; and he carried back to the Dallas 40 as the gun sounded. Reach Dallas’ 3 Northwest took the second half kick-off and drove to the Mountain- eers 3 on the running of Gensel and Whitebread, but once again Dallas’ defensive unit turned in a key play, this = time Jim Carey dropping Welch back on the 9-yard line. A fourth down pass in ‘the endzone failed. Dallas took over at the 9 and drove 91 yards eight plays with Bo- nomo crashing in from two yards out. Bonomo started it with 14 yards on two carries followed by a 7-yard pass to Herwig to reach the 30. With fourth down and two yards needed for the first down Dallas ! elected to gamble and Jim Yarnal | burst up the middle for a 49-yard gallop before “Welch hauled him down on the Rangers’ 21. then followed with three consecu- tive carries to cross the goal. Bonomo | THE DALLAS POST, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 1965 STE EEE Ea Ea ETCETERA TRAINS Bowling ICN Dallas Woman’s Club News by Doris R. Mallin Art Ransom topled 203-202 (597) | Rookie Brown To Play ' With Satellites In Dallas The original New - York! Harlem | Satellites, under the direction of Rookie Brown, will appear at Dal- ‘las Senior High School on Novem- CINE, * Jo Berkey and M. Seeley shared ! for Sheldon’s Lunch and Joe Klass Per 30, at 8 pm. The Satellites scoring honors last Thursday when | hit 224 (592) for Klass Motors. they each chalked up a series of! Jo piled up 195 in her second 463. game with the Finns and M. Seeley posted three games in the 150’s. Her teammate on the Scotts’ line- up, Doris Maturi, turned in a 182 (460). | Dot Huston and Carol Bayliss | rolled 163 and 160 games for the Swiss and B. Rogers had a 172 for Swedes. Back Mt. Neighborhood Charlie Williams led the wey last week as he spilled 657 pins for Bolton’s Kings. Charlie piled up his series on games of 221-205-2381. His team chalked up 2915 total pims. west’s 19, only to fumble with J. Dohl recovering for the Rangers. Two plays later, however, Welch faded to pass and was hit hard by Pietraccini, jarring the pigskin loose, and end Scott Fry alertly gathered it in for the touchdown in the Northwest endzone. Chet Kyle then kicked the PAT for a 33-0 lead. Northwest moved from its 9 to the 38 after the kick-off but gain an interception by C. Kyle on the 40 stopped the Rangers. Kyle car- ried back to the 26. With Don Alexander directing the attack Dallas moved to the 2 on! the running of Harris, Parry and Dixon before C. Kyle circled end for the TD. This was the first time Dallas had the ball for an offensive play from scrimmage in the period with 4:49 showing on the clock. Statistics Both teams hand offensively, rushing for 217 4 of 6 passes for 65 yards. pass was intercepted. Northwest rushed for 59 yards cepted. recorded 11 first | downs, but Dallas held the upper | leading off with 202 (589). upper brackets. Bill Michael 207-220 (582) posted 214 (575). Englehart, Kocher, | sky, Stredny and Roberts. | Community Service | Last Monday night's scoring | was not too high, with only | two men bowling 200’s. Jack Landis posted a 226 for Auto- | matic Cigarette and Bill Gu- | yette hit 214 for Guyette. | matic Cigarette took vette and Besecker's from Boyd White's. Besecker’s are tied, 21 each. Sunday Night Mixed Last week, Eleanor Moyer the way with 160-167-182 for Bowdy “4”. 171 and Carol Bayliss had 161. copped posted 208 202. Bowlerettes Libby Cyphers was top scorer last week with a 186-189 (530) series. Libby and teammate Ginny Farley led Menk Plumb- ing and Heating to a 4 point victory over Whiting’s. Ginny rolled 178-161 (487). Betty Lu Risch hit 191 (493) for Whiting’s. | Ladies Country Joe's Pizza rolled high total pins | and completed 4 of 9 aerials for 63 of 2144 last Tuesday. yards while two passes were inter- | set the pace with 162-169 and Arlene Hospodar had 167-175 Dallas suffered 77 yards in penal- | (479). ties, Northwest 30 yards. Sidelights Northwest band presented a fine | pre-game show, looking real sharp | M | Mary Dimick led Bocar with 165 | | (471) and Brothers 4 featured Lila | Lozo with 176 (475). in their blue, white and gold out- | Carol Hadsel 173. fits, showing real class with ‘their | fast movement on and off the field . . Jim Yarnal with 64 yards on! three carries, Al Mahler 52 yards | on seven carries and Tony Bonomo | 43 yards on six carries sparked | Dallas running game . . . Sam Gen- sel and Larry Whitebread carried | the offensive load for Northwest . . . Roy Supulski and Allan Herwig each hauled in two passes for Dallas . . . Dave Bershee and Jim | Biller each grabbed two for North- west . . . Ranger's quarterback Bob Dallas had a good ‘scoring oppor- tunity early in the final period as Supulski took Biller’s punt at the Dallas 40 and returned to North- Welch suffered a severe ankle injury late in the game and had to be carried from the field . . . Dallas band presented the halftime show. | less fuel. Cut your heating bills CHARLES Heat costs less with the revolutionary new Gulf Solar Heat ECONOJET Proved in hundreds of actual home tests, the Gulf ECONOJET can give you more heat from our free, no obligation Combustion Efficiency Test for your oil burner. It takes only moments to give you an estimate of the savings that can be yours with the Gulf ECONOJET, Call now to enjoy economical comfort, ECONOJET SWEET VALLEY 477-2211 ; down to size. Call for H. LONG George Shupp League Bialogowicz was the star of last week’s action when he toppled 233-209 (640) for Sportsmen’s Bar. His team- mate, Kocher hit 215-213 (594). Wendell of Cook's spilled 224 (593); Harris and Steve Bonomo had 213 each. Town House featured 223, Glas- Kundrat and Daylida hit 212 and 202 for Hudak hit 202 ser 205 and Moore 228. Suburban Dairy. for Merry-makers. Crown Majors Dallas Shopping Center fea- tured top scorer of the week when Pete Hospodar spilled 228-229 (635) pins over the lanes. Assisted by Dick Ide with 201-201 and Bill Amos with 219, Pete's team took 3 points from Birth’s. Rich Bo- nomo, Sr. led Birth’s with 210 Mr. Businessman: While you’re talking to this customer your business. Payne Printery had Bill Dibuo Gavy’s | Market featured two bowlers in the hit and Dan Gorey Games of 200 or more were re- | ported by Kriel, Mizenko, Astolfi, Jr., Kachmar- . Stanton T V wen 4 points from Harter’'s Dairy and is now tied with that team, 22 points each. Auto- | 4 from Gu- Automatic and led (509) Pauline Roth hit Henry Moyer and P. J. Schalm and 212 respectively. Their teams, Hares and Lacers split Rowdy 4 and Caddie’s Kids split and Sharpies won 3 from Ed's. | Top games were rolled by Anne | | Whiting 180, Lois Hopkins 165, | ss | Ann Corbett 163, Judy Brandt 163 d th d and hitt: on | ’ yards on the ground an 1 i Kay Kalafsky 168. Bernie Pape (483) Helen Bonomo rolled 168, Marge | cCarty 161, Marie Bellas 162, and | Too many busy signals are not good for Perhaps one line can no longer handle your load. We will be happy to make a free communications check-up for you. ~ Just call our business office. B | are rated as one of the finest teams |in the country by sports and enter- | tainment luminaries. They combine | comedy, showmanship and basket- ball skill to provide two hours of entertainment for young and old. | The Satellites, now in their eighth | season, have appeared in 36 states, Mexico and Canada before an es- timated 300,000 people. Their bas- | ketball playing record has placed {them prominently among the top | professional teams, winning 1045 | games and losing only 9. Proving that comedy can intermix with basketball, the Satellites pre- sent an exhibition of talent and skill | designed to entertain one and all. | 281 CAMPS OUT Boy Scout Troopt 21 Dallas, had 19 Back Mountain Booster Club Plans teen seniors from Dallas and Luzerne Halts Lake-Lehman12-0 Freshman QB Federici Passes For Both TD's Luzerne unveiled a freshman quarterback, Marty Federici, last Saturday as he passed for touchdowns giving the Lions a 12-0 | a blast when they camped out over 2 9 | carned their “cooking” merit badges | A 10 mile hike was the feat of {the weekend. Mixed aromas filled | : the air as several boys painstakingly | Lehman had two scoring opportun- ites, once moving to the Lions 6 several new scouts. Compass and | by several boys. Scoutmaster Bruce Charles Wasserott, 3rd, James Mec- Donald. Amby Vida led Wesley's Gulf with 215 (584) and Chiz Lozo set | mapping were requirements earned | 5 . | mon, intercepted to save the Lions. | Davies wag assisted by John Juris, | } : drive to score midway in the second period. The Lions stayed in the air | for the most part as Federici hit | before another freshman, Joe Pade- Luzerne then mounted an 80-yard Matt Yorkonis for a pair before get- ting a long gainer to Jack Moreck the pace for Automatic Cigarette with 226 (572). Automatic won 3 from Wesley's. split 4 with Al Ciccarelli leading the “plumbers” on 235 (580). The Nursery and Legion also split up their games. Nick Stredny topped the “treegrowers” scoring with 234 (577) and Dale Zimmerman hit 207 (574) for the “legionnaires’’. Dallas Dairy copped half of four from West Side with Paul Kamont leading on 218 (573). Shavertown Lumber and Michael's split 2-2. Others with games over 200 were Merc, Metz, S. Bonomo, Klass, Vanderhoff, Bolton. Imperialettes The teams were shaken up again after Friday night's action and Sunday afternoon’s competition. | The girls bowled Sunday for New | Year's Day. Apex and Elston’s were tied in first place and Apex dropped all 4 | to. Meneguzzo’s. Garrity won 3 from Citgo and O’Malia and Gor- don’s split 2-2. Helen Bonomo set the pace with 213-164 (524) for Goodman's. The week before, Helen took honors | with 168-175 (498). Top scores turned in over the two week period were: Della Belles 176-176 (493), Jewell Thompson 160-165 (475), Jean Agnew (465), Tooties Denmon 199 (460), Bar- bara Egliskis 199 (492), Jewell Thompson 162-169-168 (497) and Jean Piech 191 (464). ~ Single high games were hit by Jean Agnew 191, Marilyn Morris 178, Dot Neiman 166, Doris Amos 161, Ruth Stair 186, Jean Piech 176, Kate Gansel 169, Fran Davis 168, Marilyn Morris 165, Doris Amos 194, Jean Bonomo 160, The- Bill's Diner and Monk Plumbing | | yards resa Thompson 162, Doris Nafus | IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE What's happened | to this one? 162 Barb Egliskis 179. it at the Knights’ threat in the third stanza, most of the action taking place between both 30-yard lines. Late in the period Luzerne start- ed its final touchdown drive from | its 23 with Federici again tossing | the ball to Matt Yorkonis and Mor- | eck before hitting Moreck on a 38- yard scoring play to start the final period. Late in the ball game Luzerne | put on another drive from its 21 to | reach the Lake-Lehman 15 as the game ended. Statistics Lake-Lehman showed 13 first downs, running for 98 yards and passing for 55 yards on 8 comple- tions in 20 attempts. Luzerne recorded 11 first downs, running for 87 yards but held a big advantage in the air with 154 on 7 completions in atempts. Subscribe to the Post Dallas Travels To Wyoming Sat. Knights Home With West Wyo Saturday afternoon will ring down the curtain for both Back Mountain grid teams and will also be the finale for nine The big game of course will be Dallas at Wyoming, almost certain to be a MUST game for Dallas if they are to share laurels with Forty Fort in the West Side conferences. The two | win over Lake-Lehman at Connolly | field. Both teams battled to a score- less first period although Lake- | 29 where he hit | | Larry Blight for the score. Neither team posed much of a| SECTION b — PAGE 1 Seniors In Final Games; Motorcade To Wyoming Lake-Lehman. Flyers finish out against Luze: | which should not prove too much o |a tussle for Forty Fort. This will be the third straight year that this fray has a bearing on the final outcome in the stand |ings. Two years ago Dallas needed a win to capture the flag and did just so by lacing the Redskins 32-0 land then last season Wyoming needed a win to tie Edwardsvilld for locp honors and wound up with a hard-fought 6-0 win over thd | Mountaineers. Wyoming, with just a mediocrd season due to injuries, should be af full strenth for this game with thd return of their sparkplug, Wal Sova, hard-running tailback, plu | the return of end Adam Savitsky {and tackle Bob Slezak. Thirteen Dallas seniors will playing their final high school grid game for the Blue and White anc these include: Tony Bonomo, Mar} Dymond, Allan Herwig, Alfred Mahler, Lewis Dixon, James Yarnal | Harry Cooper, Bill Kyle, Charles | Leonard, Jim Misson, Ed Raub, Jef | Townsend and Donald Lawson. This game should be a thrille with, Dallas holding a slim edge on | the basis of its record but look foj anything to happen. ~ The Dallas Area Booster Club ig arranging a motorcade to and from the game and invites everyone to join in to make it a success and give more spirit to the team. | West Wyoming Here West Wyoming (3-2-1) in con ference play will help Lake-Lehmar (2-4-1) close out the grid seaso | by furnishing the opposition at the | Knights’ home field. { In this contest six Lake-Lehman | gridders will close out their hig school careers in the Black an { Gold: Barry Coombs, Jim Harri | Joe Konigus, Tom Lamoreaux, Walt ! Ragukonis and Marv Serhan. 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