41 IM — @ that whenever you flush a toilet, ~ the cold water in the showers im- vo "crawling with people flushing toi- DALLAS, PENNSYLVANIA ~ College Bound by Bruce Hopkins / At War With The Bathroom washing! (No, Mother, I didn't give Did you ever have a bathroom! 1t up!) But, then, I guess Bar's that really hated you I mean, | the way the shower. stalls! (Forgive | came off with a 25-0 win over hated you with a passion? Well, me for that!) | Exeter on the losers’ field. I've got ome. I can’t figure out! I'm doing my best to rectify the| The three “K's,” Keating, Kern,. what I did to it, but the bathroom | situation though. I talk to the bath- | Kanasky, along with Cipolla all hit that lives just down the hall from room in a kind, understanding | paydirt for the Knights, while me is slowly trying to drive me out | voice, I always thank it for its serv- Terry Jones booted one extra point. of my mind! | ices when 1 leave, and I even sing Lake-Lehman got its offensive unit in high gear Friday night and ’ 1 First, there is the door. Now, | the bathroom door is one of these ings that opens out, as well as. ih. In other words, if you are going into the bathroom, you push | the door away from you, and you | do the same thing if you are coming out. Well, whenever I push the] love songs to it. I sure hope it learns to like me. Can you imagine the bind I'd be in if all the bath- rooms in Bloomsburg revolted against me? Oh, dear, I don’t even want to think about it! Happy Hailioween The following notice nung on the Cipolla, Keating, Kern, Kanasky Score In Lake-Lehman's 25-0 Win | wards’ defensive unit. Terry Jones, | hard running halfback, while not | denting the TD column once again [wes Lake-Lehman’s “bread 'n but- ter” man, picking up necessary | short yardage several times to keep | drives going. Statistics After both teams battled to a | scoreless first quarter, Lake-Leh- ! man stopped an Exeter threat in- | side its 30-yard stripe. Taking over, | the Knights moved downfield for the | first score of the game with Charlie Kern hitting Marty Cipolla with a | jump-pass from the two yard line. | Lake-Lehman, recording 234 | yards overall, picked up 13 first downs and completed 5 to 12 passes. Exeter showing a 84 yards total, picked up 7 first downs, while com- pleting 5 to 17 aerials. Away Saturday Later in the second period the door to go in, somebody else, who bulletin board outside the dining is always much bigger than me, room: “To all Students: The Dining pushes the door to come out. There- Room Committee of B.S.C. has indi- fore, I am always getting wacked in| cated that anyone who desires to Knights took over near midfield | and drove for another score with | Chris Keating hitting straight off- tackle from 30 yards out for the Lake-Lehman will play away this Saturday, travelling to Luzerne to meet the Lions in what should be ancther close contest. We'll give the face by this stupid door} | But getting into the bathroom isn’t even half of the battle. Let's say for instance, that I'm going to! wash my hands. No matter which | sink I go to, it will be one which someone has just left. Thus, I will | stick my hand under the faucet, | turn on the water, and get scalded down to my bones! Now suppose I use one of those other handy facilities in the bath- | room — the toilets. Whenever I} flush a toilet, the handle inevitably | sticks, and as I walk non-chalantly | away, the toilet goes on mnon- chalantly flushing until I finally come running back to pull th handle back into place! ’ And then there are the showers. They have a rather odd plumbing system in Waller Hall. It seems mediately cuts off. Therefore - if one is taking a shower when a toilet flushed, one gets burned to a “So. why is it that nobody ever. flushes. toilets until I'm taking a shower? I mean, I can tip-toe quietly over to Flushing Meadows (as I refer to the bathroom), find the place literally deserted, sneak stealthily into the shower room, and close the door. Now no one knows I'm in there. But, as soon as I get the water adjusted to the right temperature, the bathroom becomes lets! I mean, like they are waiting | in line just to flush the toilets! It’s enough to make a guy give up BOOTS For The Family SPECIAL ON : HUNTING BOOTS FAIRVIEW Shoe Store EXPERT SHOE REPAIR Dallas Shopping Center the edge to Lake-Lehman once | again. i thing! wear orange and black for the Halloween Dinner may feel free to tally. | do so!” Well, the night for the Halloween Dinner arrived, and only a few people were wearing orange and black. As we walked into the lobby, we noticed this large scarecrow (that looked more like a snowman) standing in the lobby. Also we noticed that free cider was being given out. “This is too good to be true!” one of the guys said as he downed a glass of cider. When the female half of the group arrived, we walked into the dining room, and didn’t quite be- lieve what we saw! None of the waiters and waitres- ses looked like waiters or waitres- | ses. There were witches, ghosts, sleepwalkers, guys dressed as girls, girls dressed as guys, and so on to the cemetery! Then we saw this | headless. waiter walking around | carrying a large green head on a | tray! 4 : J : All of a sudden we realized that there were very few lights on. The Early in the final period Kern! directed the Knights on a 60-yard drive for its next score, Kern cli- maxing the drive with ‘a 4-yard | dash into paydirt. | With Eddie Edwards getting all | his players into action, Exeter threatened for the first time since | the opening period by driving to | the Lake-Lehman 20 before being | stopped. With Kent Jones now directing the Knights offensive unit, Yabo. | Lehman ground out an 80-yard | drive, climaxed by Bill Kanasky’s T-yard run around end. Bill Kanasky was once again a | standout on defense for Eddie Ed- | A. H. Ackerson To Attend Key Club Conference | Alfred H. Ackerson, Ledgeways, R| D 2, Dallas Chairman of Penna. Kiwanis District Committee on Cir- cle K Clubs, and member of the glade wags Tit py: gral] Faclaollin. Dallas Kiwanis Club, will attend the the On “onch tables. After we | first Circle K 3 Key Club District stopped laughing, we got situated | C1 irmens Training Conference in bor table ard hel dipnier. By Chicago, November 4-6, at the Chdiedight. Ah A witch for! 2 Sheraton-Chicago Hotel. waitress, and heaven knows what. Aclierso I will be one of 60 Circle : K and Kiwanis Districts all over the | for food. It es really. Soro! United States and Canada attending | Daylight Savings this inaugural conference. You know it's a funny thing. ‘All| Key Club is a Kiwanis sponsored the guys sat up until all hours of | high school boys’ service organ- the .morning last Saturday night |jzation with a membership of over just because they were going to get | 75000 in 2,800 clubs all over the, an extra hour of sleep! I can’t | United States and Canada. 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And by “full service” . . . we mean Terry Jones followed with | 2 | | § Dallas’ Running, Passing Game Produces 40-7 Win Over Luzerne Six Players Score As Dallas Offense Gains 500 Yards On Ground, In Air ¥ he * . | Dallas Mountaineers’ offensive unit had a field day Satur- | day as they turned back a smaller Luzerne eleven, 40-7, at (the Dallas field. This was the first lopsided victory since! | the series began in 1960. 248 | The Mountaineers sent six players into paydirt as they | drove 58, 70, 75, 70, 67 and 52 yards for their touchdowns. | Luzerne’s lone score came in the = — final two minutes as Matt Yorkonis | 20d reached the Dallas 13 early in: | turned in a fine 73 yard run. | the final period before Barry Noon] | Dallas got started early, taking | ntercepted Tor Dalles on Bisons . : - i 2 | the opening kick-off and scoring in | 8-yard line. x | the first two minutes as Tony | Two fine pass receptions by Als Bonomo sliced off-tackle from his Urzen and a 24-yarder, Mike Har-, TOO LATE! Matt Yorkonis of ended 40-7. Bowling News Back Mt. Neighbors Charlie Williams led the scoring last week with 288-216 (609) for Bolton’s. "His team- mate Harold Kocher Sr. hit 212 (58%). Dale Zimmerman with 220 (598) and Arlie Vanderhoff, 205 (578) led Brothers 4. Leo Fortey hit 201 (577) for Disque Funeral. Others hitting games of 200 or more were Harold Kocher, Jr. 223, Reese, Warner, Michaels, Hrycyk, Kravitz, Dodson, T. Bonomo. Williams and Stonehurst each took 4 from McCreary and Shady- side Dairy. Klass and Bolton's took 3 each from Henry and Gordon's. Bowlerettes Monk Plumbing won 3 points from Bolton last week with Libby Cyphers setting the pace on 202 (512). Ruth Nygren hit 184-163 (479) and Anne Whiting hit 197 (471) for Whiting’ Parts as they split with Duke Issacs. Jean Bevan topped single scores with 212 (487) for Isaacs. B. L. Risch had 176, Toots Lan- don had 162 and M. Heidel posted 165. Country Bernie Pape took scoring honors last Tuesday when she topped 187-195 (538) for her league. Anita Pascavage rolled 185-162 (507). Others with big scores were Mary | by Doris R. Mallin Sunday Night Mixed Rowdy 4 took 3', points from Lacers with Jane Maturi hitting | 169 for Rowdy’s. Bob Maturi with 509 and Grace Wilson hitting 183 (490) led Sharpies’to a 3 point victory over Caddies Kids. Hares and Ed’s Bar ‘split 2-2. The week before P. J. Schalm topped the scores with 214-202 (585). Tom Heffernan hit 213, Ron Maturi 205, Sue Schalm 171, Pauline Roth 161, and Jim Huston 195. Industrial High scorer last week was Rich Bonomo as he posted 220-200 (599) for Ranch Wagon. Parker Fuel featured T. Gabel 201 (573) and C.' Kozokas hitting 212. J. Benscoter led Tim's Atlantic with | 224. D. Magil had 208, Glenn 202 land D. Wickard 208. The week before, Tony Bonomo V-8’s. had games in the 200’s. Dallas Women’s Club limelight with a beautiful | in ‘the Aussies. | 542 series for to a 3 point victory with 184 (466). Swedes copped 4 from Finns with Kaye posting 165-177. \ Albert Cross rolled 194-172 (486) Dimmick 160-164 (482); Lila Lozo for Swiss as they split with Scotts. 161-164 (460); Flo Rosenberger 177 (462); Helen Bonomo 163-165 Dei boasted high game of 620 | and 1655 total pins. (468); Pudgie Mizenka rolled 168- | George Shupp | 185 and Marie Bellas 161-161. Top single games were hit by Carol Hzdsel 172, M. A. Considine 172, Liz Weale 160, Viola Harris 1686, Arlene Hospodar 183. Community Service Harters are leading the league with 22 points after taking 4 from Beseckers and Stanton have 18 each in second place. Dick Demmy of Harter's spilled the most pins of 237- 201 (620). Ted Kostrobala led his team with 235 (578). Stanley hit 200, Harter 222 and Stanton 210. EDC. just that! You can save . . . borrow, open a checking account, store your valuables, seek financial advice, use our trust service . . . our display window for your favorite civic organization! \ and even engage | “Town House is on top of the from Dallas Dairy, Automatic lost | league with 21 points and Cook's 3 to Monk's. Sportsmen and has 20. Natona, Fino’s have 15 each. Jim Lohman spilled the most pins last week when he led Tewn House with 213 (578). Team mate Bob Fallon also hit 213 and had a 570 series. Dick Myers of Davis Market won honors for high single game when he toppled 243 in one game. Harold Kocher led Sportsmen with 201-200 (575). The week before it was Joe Harris with the most for Cook’s. Joe piled up 212 (604). Jim Lohman rolled 203-203 (596). Davis Market featured high scorer again when John Kriel chalked up 242. Dave Eddy led Merrymakers with | 204-215 (584) and Howard Ehret [had 201 (568). Garies rolled 221 (560). Many games of 200 or more were posted. for the two-week period. Those were Moore, Kravitz, Harris, Bennett, Reese, Traver, Hudak, Kundrat, Daylida, R. Trudnak, Guli- | tis, Krajewski, Shemanski and Myers. Fry who is hauling down a touchdown pass deep in the end-zone. This was Dallas's fourth score in the romp over Luzerne, which led the scoring with 216 (589) for | Shaw, C. Wilson and Hoover | She had and Edie Shaffer. games of 190-175-177. Aussies won | 186. 3 from Danes. M. Quick led Yanks Crown Majors Ruth Lewin hitting 169 and Donna dik to Matt Yorkonis, were the keys * | plays in the Luzerne attack. - Dallas then moved from its own” |8 to the Luzerne 33 before the: drive stalled, mainly on a 17-yard® run by Gary Harris and a 21-yard. Luzerne leaps at Dallas end. Scott own 45-yeard line for 55 yards into | paydirt. Carl Zimmerman booted | the first of his three PAT. The Mountaineers were back at | it minutes later following a Lions | punt that went out of bounds at | the Dallas 30. | pass play to Harry Cooper. oy | Dallas used twelve plays to move | Minutes later Luzerne punted outs 70 yards this time as Bonomo, | of bounds at the Dallas 48. } | Herwig, Mahler, Townsend and It took Dallas just two plays toe | Zimmerman all carried during the |drive which saw Allan Herwig | Steve Townsend hit Greg Hicks ups | Imperialettes burst off-tackle from the 12-yard | the middle with a pass and the get on the scoreboard again as! Apex and Elston’s are now tied | line for the tally. Herwig gained |fleet-footed back outracing the Lu |in first place with 21 points each. |30 yards in the drive. Zimmerman’s | zerne secondary to paydirt, the play | Most of the season so far, two or| boot was wide, and Dallas led 13-0 | covering 52 yards. Dallas led 40- | more teams have been tied in top as the first period ended. |0 as Chet Kyle booted the PAT. | Spot. Last week, Aves held 1t Elon | Zimmerman Scores | Luzerne returned the kick-off to | by 1 pom: with Elston's crowding | Following a Luzerne first down |its own 45, however a bad snap in second. Friday night's’ action | Cae : rd | : o | near midfield the Lions attack fiz-| from center on first down resulted | shook things up as Apex dropped 2 : : ; 4 f re : :t., | zled again forcing them to punt at |in an 18-yard loss, moving the balk | to Garrity; Elston’s won 3. Garrity TL : 3 has 19 | the Dallas 25. | back to the 27. le The girls bowled on Sunda to| Once again Dallas stayed on the | Matt Yorkonis then took.a hand | make up for Christmas. Jewell | ground and in eight plays drove | off from brother Joe and scampered, | | 75 yards with Carl Zimmerman | 73 yards down the sidelines for Lu-= { Thompson led the scoring with 198 | ¥ (495) and Dot. Jones hit 464. Della crashing over from the 2-yard Bellas: rolled 186, Doris Amos hit |Stripe. He also added the PAT. 170 and Liz Weale, - Julie Kriel,| Two key runs were turned in ; | Doris Nafus and Alice Miller had | during the drive, Herwig for 17 | eXtra point. ‘ | games in the 160s. | and Mark Dymond for 14. Zimmer- | Late in the game the - scrubs’ Last Friday night, Helen | man carried the final three times moved to the Luzerne 33 6n a 32+ zerne’s score, shaking off several’ “Junior Demon” defenders. Leon | Remakus then skirted end for the Bonomo took the limelight [from 20 yards out. | yard run by Don Alexander before! | when she piled up a terrific |Supulski Intercepts | three passes went astray, ending | series of 218-164 (528). ‘Doris | Less then a minute later Dallas | the game. 4 | Amos had 179 (475) amd | again had control of the football Statistics i | Theresa Thompson rolled 168 when Roy Supulski intercepted a | Dallas, in notching 19 first downs; (465). | long Lions pass on his own 30. | gained 324 yards net from scrim, | Other high scorers were Jewell | Dallas crossed up the Lions de- | mage on the ground and added 178 | Thompson, Flo Allabaugh, Dot Nei- | fonse this time by taking to the yards on seven completed passes inl Last week, it was Eleanor Moyer | man, Carol Hadsel, Evelyn Kamont, | air for the first time and mixed a | Seventeen attempts. * | Kate Gansel, Alice Miller, Liz Weale | passing game in between a couple | Della Bellas hit Luzerne had 5 first downs, rusha ella Bellas hit |of runs to move 70 yards for its ing for 89 yards (73 of these on’ | next six-pointer. | Yorkonis’ TD), while picking up 71 yards on six pass completions in | : M 1 th After Scott Fry latched on for | 7: < 3 3 | : as 40) a e : e iid |18 yards, Roy Supulski took one sixteen attempts, having two inter i Figay peal when jhe Spi land moved to the Luzerne 7-yard | cepted. : » 233-224 (624) for Michaels | { |line before being knocked out of | Individual efforts showed Bono- honors with his 201-215 (610) bounds, the play covering 45 yards. | mo with 85 yards on eight, carriesy | fer Monk Plumbing. D. Reese | Three plays later Steve Townsend | H erwig 56 yards on eight carries | hit 577 for Michaels. [hit Scott Fry deep in the endzone | and Mahler 45 yards on'seven car= Dave ”Eddy led “Atitoniatic with for the marker. Zimmerman again | ries to spark Dallas’ ground attack. | 920-207 (592). - Michael’s took 4 | Pooted the PAT. Scott Fry caught three passes for Dallas’s Charlie Leonard gave the |42 yards, while Supulski,” C. Kyle, following kick-off by recovering a Cooper and Hicks each caught one. Dallas Shopping copped 3 from | Mountaineers possession on’ the | Matt Yorkonis gained 83 yards | Wesley's. Gulf with Dick Ide and fumble on the Lions 37. for the Lions on the ground ‘while | Pet Hospodar leading the victors. With time running out Towns- | Urzen caught two passes for 16 Dick had 202-223 (589) and. Pete end hit Fry for a 17-yard gain and | yards; M. Yorkonis one for 24 yards, rolled 222 (575). American Legion followed with an 18-yard toss to|Remakus one for 20 yards and [won 3 from West Side; Birth lost 3 | Chet Kyle at the 2-yard line, how- | Malarkey one for 3 yards. 3 | to Shavertown Lumber and Bill's|ever a running play was stopped | Away | and Dallas Nursery split 2-2. |as the half ended. | The Luzerne contest was the | Men posting games of 200 Or | g~_Yard Drive | final home game for Dallas, the | hove pore Glasser, Federici, Loh- Luzerne failed to mount a drive Mountaineers will wind up the sea- | man, Rudick, Heness, Kocher (236). following the second half kick-off son with two away games. 3 ir Hus. Soden. | and were forced to punt with the | This Saturday Dallas travels to ig lie Hi i Back 1 kick going to the Dallas 33. | Northwest to take on the Rangers ‘harli c (= Linear Ee Bry Coach Eddie Brominski’s forces | in what should be another breather ing scoring honors. Last week, | 2831 stayed on the ground, this | for the Mountaineers, 2 | time using twelve plays to go the ! he, set the. ape ik two Tice | distance with Jim Yarnal taking _ fi ames of 250282 ond w 99 it in from the 1-yard line. The at- FO RTY- FORT THEATRE series. Joe Merc hit 218, Al tempted PAT was blocked. Tonight - Friday - Saturday Excavating. Al Ciccarelli shared vr ¥ | Hawk had 205 and John Peich |. 201. Al Mahler turned in the key play | Jewell Thompson chalked up top | in the drive when he picked up 26 score for the girls as she spilled yards on a reverse play on fourth | 174-174 (477). Rose Coury hit 172 down to put the ball on the Lu- | | and Irene Major rolled 161. | zerne 7-yard line. 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