Entertaining And Even though the job of Burgess of Dallas Borough pays no money, it is entertaining. Burgess H. A. Smith says he can always expect interesting telephone calls at all hours of the day or night—many of them anonymous. The following true incident in the life of the Burgess is illuminating. Place: heme of the Burgess. Time: Sunday night 10:30, January 22. Voice: “Is this the Burgess?” Burgess: “Yes.” Voice: “I live on ........... Street. My neighbor's cat is howling. Send up and get it!” Burgess: “Sorry, I can’t do that.” Voice: “Why not? You're the All Kinds of Insurance HAROLD E. AGENCY HAROLD E. CHARLES D. FLACK FLACK Res. Phone eo Office Phone Dallas Wilkes-Barre 4-4171 VAlley 8-2189 Call TED RUFF for your PLUMBING OR HEATING Troubles Dallas 4-7726 Experienced In Oil Heat JEFFERSON ‘ATLANTIC CITY NEW JERSEY Central location everfooking Boardwalk and convenient te Piers Churches and Theatres. Near Rafi and Bus Terminals. Inviting Lobbies and Parlors Sen Decks @ Top. All Rooms de Nghitully furnished. American and Plans. Conducted by Hospitable Own- ership Management that delights Im catering to the wishes of American families. FETTER FAMILY MANAGEMENT ATLANTIC CITY NEW JERSEY ‘WELCOME WAGON from Your Friendly Business Neighbors and Civic and Social Welfate Leaders On the occasion of: The Birth of a Baby Engagement Announcements Change of Residence Arrivals of Newcomers to City PHONE DOROTHY D. LANDIS 4.3211 or Dallas 4-0485 ANNE P. RAY Also Irritating Burgess. I T demand you get this cat tonight.” Burgess: “Mister, we are not catching cats. Go back to bed!” Voice: “What do I pay taxes for?” Burgess: “Hang up and take an Aspirin.” Monday, January 23, same place, 4 PM. Voice: “The cats are still at it. Six of them. They yelled all night. I've had no sleep. Come up and get them or I'll call Joe MacVeigh.” Burgess: “Shoot them yourself, or have Joe do it.” Voice: “I can’t shoot and what would I do with them? It’s you're job to kill them.” Burgess: “Sorry, mister, can’t do it” Voice: “I demand protection. I can’t sleep. Come get these cats.” Burgess: “Oh, take a pill?” Voice: “Look here, Burgess, there must be an ordinance that cats can’t run at night.” Burgess: ‘No such ordinance.” Voice: “If you don’t kill these cats, you're a bum Burgess. I won’t vote for you again.” j Burgess: ‘Please don't.” Voice: “Another thing, the man next door won’t cut his grass. Can't you make him keep his yard clean and isn’t there an ordinance against snakes. It's full of snakes up here in the summer. I want these snakes killed or I'll see a lawyer. It's your job.” Burgess (still under self control): “Yes, sir.’ Voice: “I vise these cats killed before dark so I can sleep tonight. Six of them outside now. Another thing. A skunk gets under my porch. Have him shot. It's you're job, or I'll call Joe MacVeigh.” Burgess (has lost control): printable. Harveys Lake . The W.S.C.S. of the Alderson Methodist Church will meet at the home of Mrs. Stephen Hartman on Thursday evening, February 9th at 8 o'clock. Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Garinger and Miss Lina Garinger visited Arnold Garinger at West Chester on Sunday. Arnold lives with Mr. and Mrs. Ira Harlos, and is teaching at Paeola. Tommy and Linda Finn, children Reese Finn had their tonsils removed at General Hospital on Friday. The Gleaners Class of the Alder- son Methodist Church held their monthly meeting at the home of Miss Eleanor Humphrey on Monday evening. The occasion also cele- brated .the 20th wedding anniver- sary of Mrs. Raymond Grey, the former Esther Jackson. Present were: Mrs. Harry Allen Sr., Mrs. Garvin Smith, Mrs. Lee Zimmer- man, Mrs. Helen Hunsinger, Mrs. Howard Higgins, . Mrs. Clarence Montross, Mrs. Myrtle Wagner, Mrs. Samuel Humphrey, Mrs. Raymond Grey. un- Off Times Sqvarshilt block from Radio City. 400 modern rooms with bath. Restaurant, Coffee Shop, Cocktail Lounge. Garage adjoining. PACKAGED TOURS Socluding sightseeing, night clubs, hotel room 2 to 6 days from $6.95 up Contact local travel agent or write Jack Gallagher Manager Circle 7-8100 ¥ RSC LET) A443 ‘West 49th St., New NCTE LE AN NNN S =) ANS NN NTMI \ SATO SN Karweta With Labor Bureau Becomes Wages And Hours Investigator Frank A. Karweta, Druid Hills, for a number of years employed by the Veterans Administration, has been transferred to the U. S. Labor Department's Wage and Hour Divis- ion, according to William Harga- dine, Jr., Regional Director. Kar- weta will be an investigator. The addition of Karweta to the Pennsylvania Wage and Hour staff looks toward the possible need for greater enforcement when the min- imum wage goes up to $1 per hour on March 1, according to Mr. Hargadine. about two weeks in the Wilkes- | Barre office studying background of | the Federal Wage and Hour Law. | He will then be sent to Phildelphia to attend an intensive training course. Instructors in the training school will be drawn from experienced in- vestigators throughout the Pennsyl- vania - Maryland - Delaware region. On completion of the school, Kar- weta will return to Wilkes-Barre to take up his regular duties. Karweta attended Wilkes College and completed courses at the Uni- versity of Pennsylvania's Wharton School of Finance. A World War II veteran, he is married to the former Lottie Brzyski of Demunds Road. He resides with his wife and two child- ren at Druid Hills, Trucksville R. D. 1. He is secretary of Dallas Kiwanis Club. Westmoreland Parents Elect Lloyd Williams Westmoreand Parents organized at Monday night's meeting in the high school, electing Lloyd Williams chairman; Mrs. Fred Eck, vice chairman; Mrs. Earl Henwood, Jr., secretary; Mrs. George Jacobs, treasurer; Miss Pearl Averett, facul- ty representative, and Mrs. Gerald ‘Stout, Publicity. Mrs. George Coopey served as temporary chairman. Mrs. Eck will have charge of the program at the March 12 meeting, Mrs. Chester Nesbitt, refreshments, assisted by Mrs. Robert Shotwell, Mrs. Andrew Sipko, Mrs. Ross Kim- ball and Miss Esther Saxe. Sixty members present decided to bend every effort toward affairs pertinent to Westmoreland, not at present allying themselves with other PTA groups. SPORTS CARS MERCEDES-BENZ 190 SL . AUSTIN HEALEY ‘100° PORSCHE SPEEDSTER ‘1600° ® and the all new MG A See them at KUNKLE MOTORS “Dan’® Meeker, Owner DALLAS 4-2019 KUNKLE Sales and Service on oso RRR got it. Stop and see! ® Dallas 4-1101 “THEY’RE PUTTING A LOT MORE LEAD IN THE GAS THESE DAYS . whatever it is el Taking Navy Exams LEE WILLIAM ECKERT Eck And Moyer Attend University Bank Clinic Frederick J. Eck and Homer B. Moyer of Miners National Bank were among thirteen Luzerne Coun- ty bankers attending the Pennsyl- vania Bankers Association Bank Operations Clinic at the University of Pennsyvania in Philadelphia this week. Mr. Moyer, who is comptroller of Miners National, was a member of the Clinic faculty. During one ses- sion he was a member of a panel discussing: “What's New in Bank Operations.” Dental Society Pageant Sunday Luzerne County Dental Society and its Auxiliary invite the public to attend the historical pageant on dentistry at Wilkes College Gym- nasium Sunday afternoon at 3:30. There will be no admission. Students from eight Wyoming Valley schools will take part. NO DOWN Eckert In Line For U.S. Navy Westmoreland Senior Passes Mental Exams Lee William Eckert, soi of Mr. and Mrs. Paul D. Eckert, Shaver- town, a senior at Westmoreland | High School, reported to the U.S. | Navy—at Philadelphia on Wednes- | day of this week to take a physical | examination to qualify for training under the NROTC. Lee passed the | battery of mental examinations last December. If he passes the physical | examination he will have one other | obstacle, the personal | conducted by officers of the U.S. Navy. | | the Naval Reserve Officers Training "| Corps as a Midshipman. The Navy will pay his tuition at any one of 52 universities that he may elect to attend, for four years and will in defraying his expenses. Upon | graduatipn from college he will re- | ceive a commission in the regular U.S. Navy and will then serve the Navy for an additional four years. Exchange Teacher To Address Trucksville PTA Trucksville PTA will hear Kath- erine O'Connell, exchange teacher from England, at Monday night's meeting in the Grade School. Mrs. Howard Weiner, program chairman, will introduce Miss O’Connell, tea- cher in Edwardsville High School, speaking on differences between English and American school sys- tems. William Pressman will pre- side, and third grade mothers will serve. Girls who swear they've never been kissed, can hardly be blamed for swearing. 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