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DEFINITIONS
PURCELL OIL SERVICE
FUEL OIL
Dallas 9001-R-16
Socialism: You have two cows
and give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have two
cows; the Government takes both
3 and gives you the milk.
Fascism: You have two cows;
Fresh 2 lbs the Government takes both and
: sells you the milk.
ROASTE 0 for Nazism: You have two cows:
the Government takes both and
PEAN U TS C shoots you.
New Dealism: You have two
cows; the Government takes both,
IN-TH-SHELL
CRAVE'S STORE
shoots one, milk the other and
throws the milk away.
IDETOWN Phone H-L 4561
Capitalism: You have two cows;
you sell one and buy a bull.
Phone Dallas 2771-R-2
for immediate
delivery of
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GENERAL HAULING
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| SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO
firemen Discuss
Membership Drive
Shavertown' Fire Company held
its monthly meeting at Fire Head-
quarters Monday evening.
The main topic of discussion was
the annual membership drive to
be conducted in. May.
Special Agent William Wright,
American Equitable Assurance Co.,
was guest speaker. Interesting mov-
ies were shown of the great Texas
City disaster caused by explosion.
There was a record attendance.
Those present were: Ted Boad, Bert
Biggs, Thomas Morgan, dJr., Ste-
phen Johnson, Ed Carey, Joseph
Monko,; George Bednar, Allen Aus-
tin, Martin ‘Porter, John Eck, Rob-
ert Voelker, Howard Woolbert,
Fred Malkemes, Charles Gosart,
Bob Williams, Merten Coolbaugh,
William Wright, Jack Jones, James
Brett, Ralph Burkert, George Ste-
venson, Isaac Elston, Clyde Brace,
Ralph Gerhart, Louis Cottle, Al-
bert Stitzer, Theodore Jones, How-
ard Yeager.
Noxen
Mrs. Wilson
another stroke
unable to talk.
up at intervals.
Ladies Auxiliary purchased a new
gas stove for the Fire Hall from
Claude Crispell last week.
The Firemen purchased the Hall
from Mr. and Mrs. Earl Crispell
last week.
Floyd Dendler purchased the Da-
vid apartment building. It was the
old postoffice used by A. J. Davis.
Margaret Learch was put on as
floor lady,6 at the Blouse Factory.
Mrs. William’ Cuddy is somewhat
improved since her return from the
General Hospital.
Mr. and Mrs. David Dendler an-
nounce the birth of a son born at
General Hospital last week.
Mrs. Earl Crispell, division chair-
man, has appointed Mrs. Edgar
Harding suffered
last week and is
She is able to be
the Pershing Sauare Foundation. Los Angeles.
WE WON'T BE AROUND to see it, but actress Virginia Mayo’s prediction
is a pleasant one anyway. She models a costume which she says the
ladies will wear 1000 years from now. This photo, along with many
others, will be put in a steel capsule and preserved for 10 centuries in
(International)
Teen Council
Dance Tonight
Co-Ed Swim Party
Is Being Planned
Teen Canteen of the Back Moun-
tain YMCA announces that Friday,
will be a really big night at Shaver-
town Headquarters Building. It is
the night set aside by the Teen
Council for its big Spring Sway
Dance. Music will be provided bv
a well-known orchestra, from 7 to
10:30 p. m,
Music is made possible by cooper-
ation of Local 120 American Fed-
eration of Musicians.
It is the desire of the Teen Coun-
cil to provide ‘“‘specials” for the en-
tertainment of its members. There
will be no charge for this dance.
‘Another scheduled event is to be
the Co-ed Swim Party at Central
YMCA on Friday, March 21, from
8 to 10 p. m. Other future events '
will be a Dance Instruction Nite |
and a Farmer Dance Nite.
Officers of the Council are: presi-
dent, Robert Edwards; vice-presi-
dent and treasurer, Earl Hummel;
and secretary, Carol Bogart. Coun-
selor is John E. Donovan, acting
Back Mountain YMCA Secretary.
Teen Council members are: Bar-
bara Balut, Elizabeth Derolf, Ro-
mona Balut, Barbara Malkemes,
Gail Schaffhauser, Beverly Corey,
Ted Jones, Robert Hontz, Janice
Houser, Gail Woolbert, Carol Mal-
kemes, Mary Crane, Gordon Beck,
Kenneth Inman, Jane Bartell,
Carol Kester, and Barbara Billings.
Engleman of Noxen Township and
Paul Nulton of Monroe Township
as chairmen for the annual Red
Cross Campaign now underway.
Please have your contributions
ready;
PERMANENT SALES OPPORTUNITY
IN THIS AND SURROUNDING TERRITORY.
Mrs. D. D. Landis Joins
Welcome Wagon Staff
Mrs. D. D. Landis, Trucksville
Gardens, wife of the District Mana-
ger of Commonwealth Telephone
Company, has been appointed by
| Welcome Wagon, Inc. to assist Nan
Dodson and Donna Weichel, hostes-
ses, in covering the rapidly expand-
ing local territory.
Mrs. Landis started operations on
Wednesday in Trucksville. Her terri-
tory will include Mrs. Dodson’s,
Shavertown and Dallas area, and
Mrs. Weichel’s, Trucksville, King-
ston, Luzerne Courtdale and Wy-
oming.
A resident of Trucksville for only
a year and a half Mrs. Landis had
contemplated doing Welcome Wagon
work in her former city of Carlisle,
virgin territoy three years ago, but
because of having two pre-school
children had abandoned ‘the idea.
Mrs. Casterline Leaves
| Eighty-one Descendents
i
Friends who knew Mrs. Lydia
iCasterline during her long residence
in Tdetown were sorry to learn of
death at 94 last Thursday. She
passed away at the home of her
daughter, Mrs. Daisy Joseph of
’
8,
“It Won't Be Long
BEAT THE
SPRING RUSH
Have your mower
put in condition.
Now!
Garinger
MACHINE SERVICE
MAIN HIGHWAY, FERNBROOK
Phone 416-R-10
Chester, with whom she had made
her home for the past year.
Funeral services were held at a
Wilkes-Barre funeral home on Satur-
day, with burial in Evergreen Ceme-
tery.
Albert
J. and
Bearers were Harry,
Joseph, (Stewart, Albent
Clyde (Casterline.
Surviving are two daughters, Mrs.
Daisy Joseph, Chester, and Mrs.
Lillian Thomas, Wilkes-Barre; four
sons, John, Laurel Run; Edward,
Easton; Ernest, Wilkes-Barre; and
Raymond Dallas; ‘thirty grand-
children and forty-five great-grand-
children.
Hi-Y And Tri-Hi-Y Hear
Talk On Brotherhood
Tri-Hi-Y and Hi-Y groups of
Lake-Noxen Schools had as guest
speaker at their joint meeting on
Wednesday, Jimmy Pearson, exe-
cutive secretary of branch YMCA,
Wilkes-Barre. He spoke on brother-
hood, discussing race relations.
Mrs. Drake Ready To
Retreat To Retreat
Mrs. Raymond Drake, Center Hill
Road, has been posting a bulletin
on her front door to report pro-
gress, ever since she went into
quarantine with young Eric, more
familarly known as Ricky.
Ricky hasn't been sick with his
scarlet fever, only socially unac-
ceptable.
Tuesday’s bulletin, fissued after
Ricky had. celebrated tis fourth
birthday in bed with a water pis-
tol, read:
“Patient not so patient. Mamma
ready for Retreat’.
A scribbled postscipt read, ‘Ma-
mma gone to Retreat.”
Kuehn’s drugstore making a de-
livery Wednesday morning, ab-
sorbed the report and regarded
Mrs. Drake in ‘the flesh.
“Thought you were at Retreat’.
“Came back for more clothes.”
Trucksville
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Beautiful three piece
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settee, chair, and
platform rocker, in
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nor lasting, ideal for any room in the house, per-
fect for the children’s room, guest room, or the
summer cottage. Come in and see these new pieces
just received for spring. There is no obligation to
buy at any time at Flannigan’s.
EEE EERE RE EE EE EE
a
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Den or Cottage.
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BED ROOM
Three pieces consist-
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mirror, chest and full
size bed. Beautifully
finished in smooth,
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NATHAN HALE
SOLID MAPLE. You
must see this suite.
Come in. Twin beds
and night table can
also be furnished at
‘Active man or woman to list, show and sell Farms, Homes and Coun-
try Business Properties to people our National Advertising brings .to
you.
Selections from your Listings are advertised in newspapers, magazines
and in STROUT'S Famous Catalogs, which circulate hundreds of thou-
sands of copies yearly from Coast to Coast. Interviewing Offices are
maintained in the larger cities.
A profitable permanent connection with the World's Largest Adver-
tisers of Country Real Estate; in business 52 years. A nearby associate
sold 44 properties in 1951, earning $13,688.95 as his share of the
commissions. ;
Those who. submit acceptable applications will be interviewed locally.
Preference given to applicants located or who can locate in small town
or on main highway.
ALTER KOMENT, District Manager
STROUT REALTY AGENCY
1427 Land Title Bldg. Philadelphia 10, Pa.
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Picnic Grounds — Harveys Lake small cost.
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vice personnel are anx-
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your tractor and ma-
chinery ready for that
first day in the field. Call
us soon! Be the first to
have your tractor “be-
tween-season”’ checked.
Spring work will soon be
ere again. That tractor
of yours will have to be in
peak performance to get
thet extra job done —
with new crop goals
ahead.
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SWEET VALLEY Phone Dallas 8421 or 8431