The Dallas post. (Dallas, Pa.) 19??-200?, June 19, 1936, Image 6

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THE DALLAS POST, DALLAS, PA., FRIDAY, JUNE 19, 1936.
OUR PUZZLE CORNER
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By Wiley Padan
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THE ENGLISH ACTOR , HAS
ON CAMERA TRACKS DURING
NEVER MISSED HAVING HIS
FOUR O'CLOCK CUP TEA
SINGE HE VAS
EIGHT YEARS OLD!
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ABSOLUTE QUIET" SET AT METRO-
GOLDWYN-MAYER, DIRECTOR
GEORGE SEITZ
HAS USED MORE THAN 1000
FEET of TRACK, HICH BRINGS
THE TOTAL NUMBER OF
MILES HE HAS COVERED
STORY — IF YOU ARE
\ TELLING THE TRUTH
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FREEDOM WHEN WE
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MESSAGE... ’
LITTLE BUDD
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YOUR BIRTHDAY MOM, SAD, BubDY' BECAUSE IL
PRESENTS Bundy! AREN'T WHAT'S THE PIN'T ;
SKATES, FISHING BIRTHDAYS METHUSELAH !!
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By Bruce Stuart
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SPECE SHIP AFTER THE CRASH IF NOW 1S TO FIND MY
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By Dean Care fo
FASHION IN ENGLAND, DURING QUEEN
ELZABETHS REIGN, FOR MEN TO
THEIR HOSE WITH RAGS, S50 THEIR LEGS
APPEARED ENORMOUSLY FAT..... Some
THESE MONSTROUSLY PADDED LEGS WER
A FOOT IN DIAMETERIL
MADE BY THE ANCIENT PHOENICANS
voRE wan 4-000 YRS. AGO 1
By POURING
PERFUME on
THE HEADS or
LAUGHS FROM
THE NEWS
SINGING IN THE BATHTLB IS
A HIGHLY DESIRABLE HABIT
WHICH ACTUALLY IMPROVES “ThE
TONE OF ONES NOICE,
SAYS NOTED PROFESSOR.
NEWS YEN: =
A LIL MORE :
PRACTICE AND (72 5 J
YOU'LL BE FLOODED LET ME CALLS
W\TH OFFERS YoU SWEET= ~
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You STICK TO YouR
SINGING LESSONS
OR ELSE —
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TL. Copyright 1936, Lincoln Newspaper Features, Inc. FE-esze
GOT A BATHTUB
FOR SALE? 1
WANTA BECOME
AN OPERA
SINGER!
WITHOUT A BATHTUB “THIS
APARTMENT 1S § 35% p
MONTH, WITH A BATHTUB
ITS $135 A MonTH!
At a village concert at which the local black-
smith was chairman, a vocalist was loudly encored
after singing “The Village Blacksmith.”
As he was about to respond to the encore, the
chairman whispered: “When you sing that again,
put in a verse about mending bicycles.”
$5 Iw
“Your father looks very distinguished with his
snow-white hair!” said the elderly man.
“Ah, yes,” agreed the wild son, proudly. “He’s
got me to thank for that.”
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Teacher: “Johnny; please give me a sentence
with the word ‘fortification’ in it.”
Johnny: “Every summer we go away for two
weeks’ ‘fortification’.”
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Ted: “You complained about having spots be-
fore your eyes, so the doctor told you to get a
pair of glasses. Did they help you any?”
Ned: “Sure; now I can see the spots much
better.”
$ 8 9
The baseball game was over and one of the
policemen on duty in the ground observed a man
clambering over the wall instead of going out with
the crowd through the gate in the usual way.
“Hi, there!” he shouted. “Why can’t you go
out the same way as you came in?”
“That’s what | am doing,” replied the man, as
he disappeared.
ANSWERS
TO OUR PUZZLE CORNER
Dots: Donkey.
Petey’s problem: Baseball averages.
Errors: Wrong brim on hat, sleeves in shirt, vest
with coattails; ladder not leaning on building, man
not on rung; “white” on black paint can, bricks
in wooden wall, black and white shoes, faucet in
smokestack, cow in tree, one cuff on trousers.
“0” objects: Orator, oranges, onlooker, officer,
ornament, office, obelisk, owl, o:zean, oceanside,
orbit.
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