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FREELAND. PA., NOVEMBER 4. 1001.
A LA3.T WORD TO VOTERB.
The duty of the hour is clearly and
earnestly set forth in tfie address of
the Democratic state committee, which
appears in another column. There
never has been a campaign, in this
or any other state, in which baffled
and desperate political ringsters used
more disreputable methods to gain
tlieir ends. The attempt to prevent
BemoM itic voters having a chance to
express themselves at the polls was
part of a characteristic scheme, con
ceived three months ago. It was hoped
to consume so much time in a baseless
contest in the Dauphin county court
that the endorsement of the reform
candidate for state treasurer would not
be secured in time to have Mr. Coray's
name appear In the Democratic column
on the bajlot.
But this cowardly movement of the
frightened enemy was promptly met
and defeated. The way is open for a
successful union of reform forces and
from all parti of the state the same
•tory comeH. The people are aroused
as they have not been in many years,
and they are going to come out next
Tuesday and vote down the Quay com
bine and also save the supreme court
from the disgraceful preseuce of a man
who has shown* himself utterly unfit
bo ait in that high tribunal.
Chairman Creaouy urges hard work
a;H along the line and if this sugges
is complied with there is every
F.ea?n to believe that Yerkes and
ijoray will be elected. The contest in
Philadelphia will be close and that
moans a splendid chance for fusion to
win in the state. For years ballot box
ituffers in that city have made a
mockery of elections, but this time
they are confronted by an organization
that is strong enough and couragous
enough to prevent a repetition of their
monstrous crimes. The fusion candi
dates are both men of such superior
excellence and high claims upon public
confidence that every honest citizen
should be glad to cast his ballot in
their support. A fuli vote and an hon
est count, next Tuesday, will mean the
redemption of Pennsylvania. Work
and vote for Yerkes and Coray.
The voter who casts his vote for
Messrs. Froas, Jacobs, McLean, Bar
rett, Beige and Alleger, will have per
formed his full duty as a good citizen,
and he will not have any cause for re*
grot. They are an excellent set of
gentlemen, each and all of whom are
qualified to perform tho duties of the
ollico to which they aspire, and their
election will be a benefit to the taxpay.
era of the county. All of them stand
high in the territory where they reside
and for strictly honest reasons they de
serve the votes of all conservative
citizens.
Every voter should without fail vote
for the amendments to the consitation,
as they are a stop towards honest elec
tions and will be the means of putting
the political tricksters out of a job. If
they are defeated it will take five years
before they can be brought forward
again.
The members of the bar in all parts
of the state are disgusted with Potter
and without regard to party they will
work and vote for the clean and high
minded candidate for the supreme
bench, Judge Yerkes.
A vote for Coray means the turning
of the rascals out, and the turning on
of the light. Get your neighbor to
join you in voting for the Fusion can
didate for state treasurer.
With Coray in charge of the state
treasury there will be no big "rake off"
for the machine; no due bills in the i
cash drawer for the benefit, of Quay '
hirelings.
Coray's brilliant legislative record ]
worried the Quay roosters. Wait till j
he gets in the state treasury and there
will be a rise in the price of carpet
bags.
Fusion has won splendid victories in
various parts of the state. Let it now
be carried out on a large scale and the'
■taxpayers will never B. 1
| THAT BOY O' ROGERS.
That boy o' Rogers, I.ord spars rns
From raiain' soch a brat as ha I
Kt ever mischief was boiled down
Into a freckled, redhaired clown
And turned loose on two spindlin' shanks
T' bother mankind with his pranks,
'Twas that ar boy o* Rogers 1
Tl' wa'n't no question that he'd b
Inside th' penitentiary
Afore he was a man full K'own;
He could conspire more trijks alone
Than any boy 1 ever seed,
Th' biggest scamp, we nil nfreed,
Was that ar boy o' Rogers!
lie turned up missin', went out wastf
I 'low we thought it was th' best
Tiling that had a-happened yit
When he made up his mind t' git;
For us lie couldn't go too fur,
I An* we all said, "Good riddance," sir,
V that ar boy o' Rogers!.
He left us twenty years ago;
I I was out west a month or so
Las' spring, an' Jack, my boy, says he,
"I'll take ye up today t* see
Th' guvernor!" Waal, sir, I'm cussed
1 knew him when I seed liini fust;
'Twas that ar boy o* Rogers!
—Bismarck Tribune.
CURING THE BLUES.
Jnat Try Turnlnit I P the Corners of
Your Ylouth.
A well kuown doctor of Minneapolis
i who has nmde a specialty of nervous
; diseases lias found a new remedy for
. | the "blues." As no drugs are admln
i lstered. he has felt safe In experlment
-1 ing with at least a half hundred melon-
I choly patients and now declares hixu
t self thoroughly satisfied with the good
i results of bis treatment. Ills prescrlp
j 1 tion reuds something like this: "If you
| keep the corners of your mouth turned
| up. you can't feel blue." The direc
-1 i tlous for taking are. "Smile, keep on
' ; smiling, don't stop smiling." It sounds
i ridiculous, doesn't It? Well, Just try
t | turning up the corners of your mouth,
, regardless of your mood, and see how
i i It mukes you feel. Then draw tlie cor
ners of your mouth down and note the
effect, and you will be willing to de
' clare "there's something in it."
i The doctor treats Ids nervous pa-
L tlents to medicine when necessary,
i but when the case is one of pure mel
ancholy, without bodily ill, he simply
recommends the smile cure. He has
the patient remain In his office and
1 smile. If it isn't the genuine article, it
must at least be an upward curvature
'■ of the corners of the mouth, and the
better feelings follow Inevitably. Tlie
L | treatments are followed up regularly,
I and the patients all testify to their
' good effect. It takes considerable per
! suasion to Induce some of them to ap
-1 ply the cure, and of course the greater
. number of patients are women, for
when a man is blue he is hound to be
blue In spite of everything, but a worn
. j an Is more easily persuaded to try to
i find a cure.
The doctor declares that if persons
will only draw down the corners of
their mouths and use sufficient will
power they can actually shed tears.
On the other hand, if they will persist
ently keep the corners of the mouth
I turned up pleasant thoughts will chase
away the gloomy forehodlugs. His
discovery grew out of an experience in
his own home. Ills wife was of a nerv
-1 ous and rather morbid temperament,
and when in a despondent mood he
would ask her to "smile a little" until
the saying came to be a household
Joke. But It brought about good re
sults, and then came the Inspiration to
try the same cure on others.
The doctor has not patented his rem
edy, and it Is free to oil who choose to
take advantage of it. Minneapolis
: Journal.
The Flight of the Stork.
The sork Is a remarkably pictur
esque bird. Its snowy body contrasting
, with the bright red beak and legs and
black quill feathers of the wings make
it a striking object The flight is mag
nificent, bolder and more buoyant than
• that of a heron. Like most large birds,
Its powers of flight show t>est when
It is at a great height. When we were
on the Bastel rock, in Saxon Switzer
i land, a pair passed overhead, flying
! southward. Though high above us,
we could clearly see the black pinion
feathers, and as we watched the
powerful beat of the wide spreading
wings we thought of the angels in
Zecharluh's vision who had "wings
like the stork." —Chambers' Journal.
The Hand.
The bund is the name given in al
most nil eastern seaports to tlie street
I fronting on the water. This street is
usually the trade center, and rumors
that are likely to affect trade or po
litical condtions fly thick and fast
about It. As most of these are un
founded, It is the habit in the orient
to call a story whose authenticity is
doubted "bunder."
I
Sensible.
Mr. Backward—Well—er—yes, since
' you ask me, I was thinking of consult
ing a fortune teller.
1 Miss Coy—To find out whom you will
inarry, eh?
! Mr. Backward—Why— er—yes; I
Miss Coy—Why not ask me and save
the fortune teller's fee toward the price
of the ring?—Pearson's.
1 Noncommittal About Hia Health.
Robert—Oh, I suppose Torn is all
I right, but he Is so close mouthed. For
: Instance, when I saw him today I ask
ed him, "How are you?" and he gave
: me an evasive answer.
| Richard—And what was that?
, Robert—He suld, "How are you?"—
! Boston Transcript.
The most disastrous times have pro
duced the greatest minds. The purest
metal comes of the most ardent fur
nace, the most brilliant lightning from
the darkest clouds.
1 _
' When your beele drag, look out; you
: are tired aad need a rest.—Atchison
I felobe.
CJtSTORIA
Prcparalionfor As
similating thcFoodandßegula- ;;
ling (he Stomachs and Dowels of |
Promotes Digestion, Cheerfu- 1
ness and Rest.Contains neither | i
Opium.Morphine nor Mineral.
NOT KAHCOTIC.
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fianpfun Seal" \
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Rockelle Salts — 1 I
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Aperfecl Remedy forConslipa jl
Fion, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea 1
Worms Convulsions .Fcverish
ness and Loss OF SLEEP. j.
Facsimile Signature or
VEW YORK. |
EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER.
/OTffiKßrtO HEALTH
Si StIENGIH
\ AND
\ LONCEVITY
IS THE
B BBWM^W
All diNeaMPH n re more OP Icon comprint d in the above four ailment*, nil of
which have their origin in the Stomach. To cure cnch, nny or all of them,
begin right. Ilegin with the Stomnch. Ilegin with I.nxakoln, the great tonic
laxative. It speedily ami painlessly nets on the bowels, cleanses the stomach,
stimulates tlio liver, corrects the kidneys, allays nervousness, assists diges
tion, while its marvellous tonic properties tones up the system while curing
it, and speedily causes n natural and permanent condition of health.
Laxakola i.the best Children's remedy in the world, and the only one that builds up the
children's systems while ncting as nn all-around blond-purifier and tonic. It speedily clears the
coated tongue, checks colds and simple fevers, and promotes sleep. Childrrn likt it and ask
/or it. Mothers arc its greatest friends; they use it and recommend it. All druggists, 25 and
50 cents, or free sample of The LAXAKOI.A Company, 132 Nassau S:reet, New York.
THE OLDEST STOVE.
Made In 1707, It Prcnent* Some Cnrl-
Wliat is probably the oldest stove in
existence Is now oil exhibition in the
hardware store of 11. 8. Cleveland in
Minneapolis. The stove is owned by
the Michigan Stove company and was
made in 1707.
It is In the forui of am old fashioned
box stove, standing upon legs or end
branches similar to thosi of a sewing
machine, only that they aee about half
as high as the latter and are of much
heavier casting. The total weight of
the stove Is f>()0 pounds, and the iron
from which It is made is seven-eighths
of an inch thick in all parts. It is
3 feet long, 34 inches high and 1
foot wide, with a hearth extending
In front. The only opening on top
Is a small hole for the pipe. It was
evidently used for heating and cooking,
although without lids. The oven would
hardly accommodate a turkey even of
moderate dimensions. It measures
fourteen and a half inches in length,
twelve Inches in width and six Inches
In height. The tloor of the oven is re
movable, thus making greater heating
capacity.
There Is no grate in the bottom, the
fire being built directly on the bottom
of the stove, the heat passing from bo
low the oven, back of It and over the
top to the pipe.
The outside has scroll designs and
crowns in relief, and on both sides,
cast with the metal, are the words,
"Hereford Furnace, Thomas Mayburv,
Mfr., 1767."
The stove is well preserved in spite
of Its almost 150 years of age. The
whole surface might be described as
pebbles, top as well as sides.—St. Louis
Globe-Democrat.
A TurkiKh Hank Note.
The bill Is on imperial green paper, a
color held sacred in Turkey, which the
CASTDSIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the / %
Signature /jf JJ
h Jfv In
fur " se
\V For Over
| Thirty Years
government alone is perniiiic.o zo c. sc.
On the top and sides are the following
words in Turkish. "To be paid to the
bearer, without interest. 'Jo piasters."
At the top of the note is the sultan's
toghra, surrounding which is a quota
tion from the Koran. Underneath are
the words, "Twenty piasters, paper
money, to be used in the place of gold
at the Bank of Constantinople." At
the base of the note is the seal of the
mint and on the back the seal of the
minister of the treasury. The toghra
is considered sacred and is guarded by
the three highest ollicials of the mint,
whose sole duty is to watch it.
Not If It Were Liglifed.
"This is our latest novelty," said the
manufacturer proudly. Good, isn't it?"
"Not had," replied the visitor, "but
you can't bold a candle to the goods we
make."
"Oh, are you in the same business?"
"No; we make gunpowder."
M Harness
K^'r' "n'r- W/fljjK
IBRlengthen Its life—make It aV 1
IfiiiKAf
I Harness Off :i
HI cmak'opn poor looking hnr- Hi
pure,^ lieuvy bodied oil, en- | M
Ml by STANDARD OIL CO/Hg
'' ... ' ' i DRIVING
commonplace shoes out of
the market is what the
I ' s doing. How would you
like to reduce your shoe
* wants to two pairs a year?
How would you like to wear
r the custom-made $5.00
or $3.50 a p a ' r^
T IhM Made in the custom way, of
\H choicest selections of leather,
\p| they are the snappy, thorough
' t s a P' easure *° show them.
vQpßillß Other Styles and Prices.
Our Assortment of
Men's and Boys' Underwear
embraces every variety in the market. We have all weights
and qualities and can suit you at any price from #i.so per gar
ment down.
In Hats and Caps
and Furnishing Goods
our stock is by far the largest in the town. We carry* the
latest styles in these goods and sell at reasonable figures. All
people pay the same price at this store, and the child receives
the same service as the man. •
McMenamin's
Gents' Furnishing, Hat and Shoe Store,
South Centre Street.
\ The Cure that Cures 1
jp Coughs, (s\
\ Colds, Ji
I) Grippe, ik
\ Whooping Cough, Asthma, I
4] Bronchitis and Incipient A
Consumption, Is
toiio si
P §
A The German remedy £
P Cures tWoa I *. ur\A Erases. J
J\ a\\
JPttTNTUSTG-
Promptly Done uf lie Tribune Office.
VITANTBD. Several Person •>! chnractei
>V and good reputation in each state ume
in thi;< county minimi) to represent mid ad
vertise old eHtaldiHiied wealthy business lionse
of solid liiiitncinl si Hiding. Salary $|S IN)
weekly with expenses udilitiomil, airpayab'c
in cash each Wednesday direct from bead of
lloes. llorse and carriage furnished, when
necessary. References. Enclose self-address
ed stamped envelope. Manager. 310 Cftxtou
Uuildiny. CUieago.
RAILROAD TIMETABLES
LEHIGH VALLEY RAILROAD.
June 2, 1901.
ARRANGEMENT OF PASSENGER TRAINS.
LEAVE FKEKLAND.
0 12 a ni for Weatherly, Munch Chunk,
Allontown, llettalchom, Huston, I'hila
dclphiu and New York.
I 7 34 u ni for Sandy ltun, White Haven,
Wilkcs-Baire. I'lttstnn and Scranton.
8 15 u in for Huzletbn, Weatherly, Munch
Chunk, Allentewn, Bethlehem, Huston,
Pliiludei|)hiu, New York, Delano and
Pottsville.
9 30 u in for Hu/.leton, Delano, Muhunoy
City, Shenandoah and Vt. Carniel.
1 1 42 a in for Weatherly, Munch Chunk. Al-
Icntnwu, liethlehem. Haslon, Phila
delphia, New York, Huzieton, Delano,
Mahuiioy City, Shcuandi ah and Mt.
Carinel.
115 a in for White FT a veil, Wilkes-Dane,
Scran ton and the West.
4 44 l> in for Weatherly, Muuch Chunk, Al
lentown, liethlehem. Huston, Philadel
phia, New York, Huzieton. Delutio,
Mahanoy City, Shenandoah, Mt. Caruiel
and Pottsville.
6 35 n ni for Sandy Hun, White Haven,
Wilkes- liar re, Seruuton and all points
West.
7 29 p m for Huzieton.
AHRJVE AT FREELAND.
7 34 a IU from Pottsville, Delano and Huz
ieton.
9 12 am from New York, Philadelphia, Kas
tnn, liethlehem, Allontown, Maueh
( lunik. Weatherly, Huzieton, Mahanoy
City, Shenundoah and Mt. Carinel
0 30 a tu from Serauton, Wilkes-Hurro and
White Haven.
1151 am from Pottsville, Mt. Carinel, Shen
andoah, Mahanoy City, Delano and
Huzieton.
12 48p m i'roai New York, Philadelphia,
Huston, liethlehem, Allontown, Maueh
Chunk and Weatherly.
4 44 p in from Scrantoii, Wilkes-Bur re and
White Haven.
6 35 P m from New York, Philadelphia,
Huston, netblchcm Allontown, Maueh
(.'hunk. Weatherly, Mt. Carinel, Shenan
doah, Mahanoy City, Delano and Huzie
ton.
7 29 P m from Scrantoii, Wilkes-Barro and
White Haven.
For further information inquire of Ticket
Agents.
UDLLIN H.WILWJK,GeneraI Superintendent,
20 Cortlandt street, New York City.
CHAS. S. LEE. General Passenger Agent.,
as Cortlandt Street. New York City.
(1. J. GILDHOY, Division Superintendent,
Huzieton, Pa.
'PHE DELAWARE, SUSQUEHANNA AND
JL SCHUYLKILL RAILROAD.
Time table in etfect March 10, HX)I.
Trains leave Drifton for Jeddo. Eckley, Hazle
brook, Stockton, Heaver Meadow Houd, Roan
and Huzieton Junction at 00 a m, daily
except Sunday; and 7 07 a m, 2 3H p m, Sunday.
Trains leave Drifton lor Harwood, Cranberry,
loinhicken and Deririgcr at 000 a m, daily
except Sunday; and 707 a m, 200 u m. Sun
day.
Trains leave Drifton for Oneida Junotion,
Hurwood Koad, Humboldt Road, Oneida and
"heppton at 000 a m, daily except Sun
day; and 707 a tn, 238 pm, Sunday.
Trains leave Hazleton Jimotion for Garwood,
Cranberry, Tomhicken and Dcringer at Hdo a
m, daily except Sunday; and 8 63 a in, 4 22 p ra,
Sunday.
Trains leave Hazleton Junction for Oneida
Junction, Garwood Koad, Humboldt Koad,
Oneida and Sheppton at 0 32,11 10 u in, 4 41 p m,
daily except Sunday; and 7 37 a m, 3 11 pni.
Sunday.
Trains leave Dcringer for Tomhicken, Cran
berry, Hai wood, Hazleton Junction arid Roan
at 500 p m, daily except Sunday; and 337
a ui, 6 07 p ra, Sunday.
Trains leave Sheppton for Oneida, Humboldt
Koad, Garwood Hoad, Oneida Junction, Hazle
ton Junction and Roan at 7 11 am, 1240, 526
p m. daily except Sunday; and 8 11 a ni, 3 44
p m, Sunday.
Trains leave Sheppton for Heaver Meadow
Koad, Stooktou, Hazle Brook, Eekley, Jeddo
and Driltou at 5 20 p ni, dally, except Suuday;
and 8 11a ra, 3 44 p m, Sunday.
Trains leave Hazleton Junction for Beaver
Meadow Hoad, Stockton, Hazle Brook, Eekley,
Jeddo and Drifton at 54'. p m, daily,
except Sunday; and JO 111 a in, 5 40 p in. Sunday.
All trains connect at Hazleton Junction with
electric cars for Hazleton, Jeanesville, Audon
ried and other points on the Traction Com
pany's line.
Truin leaving Drifton at 000 a m makes
connection at Doriuger with P. K. R. trains for
Wllkosbarre, Sunbury, Harhsburg and poiiita
LOTHER C. SMITH, Suiwriutenilvut.