FREELAND TRIBUNE, SiUblilhll 1888. PUBLISHED EVERY MONDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY'. BY TDK TRIBUNE PRINTING COMPANY, Limited, OFFICE: MAIN STREET ABOVE CENTRE. LONG DISTANCE TELEPHONE. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. FREE-LAND.—The TRIBUNE is delivered by carriers to subscribers in Freeland at the rate of l'~X cents a month, paj'able every two months, or sl.fiO a year, payable In advance. The TRIBUNE may be ordered direct from the carriers or from the office. Complaints of irregular or tardy delivery service will receive prompt attention. BY MAIL.—The TRIBUNE is sent to out-of town subscribers for sl.f>o a year, payuble iu advance; pro rata terms for shorter periods. The date when the subscription expires is on the address label of each paper. Prompt re newals must be mudc at the expiration, other wise the subscription will be discontinued. Entered at the Postofflce at Freeland, Pa., as Second Class Matter. FREELAND. PA., NOVEMBER 4. 1001. A LA3.T WORD TO VOTERB. The duty of the hour is clearly and earnestly set forth in tfie address of the Democratic state committee, which appears in another column. There never has been a campaign, in this or any other state, in which baffled and desperate political ringsters used more disreputable methods to gain tlieir ends. The attempt to prevent BemoM itic voters having a chance to express themselves at the polls was part of a characteristic scheme, con ceived three months ago. It was hoped to consume so much time in a baseless contest in the Dauphin county court that the endorsement of the reform candidate for state treasurer would not be secured in time to have Mr. Coray's name appear In the Democratic column on the bajlot. But this cowardly movement of the frightened enemy was promptly met and defeated. The way is open for a successful union of reform forces and from all parti of the state the same •tory comeH. The people are aroused as they have not been in many years, and they are going to come out next Tuesday and vote down the Quay com bine and also save the supreme court from the disgraceful preseuce of a man who has shown* himself utterly unfit bo ait in that high tribunal. Chairman Creaouy urges hard work a;H along the line and if this sugges is complied with there is every F.ea?n to believe that Yerkes and ijoray will be elected. The contest in Philadelphia will be close and that moans a splendid chance for fusion to win in the state. For years ballot box ituffers in that city have made a mockery of elections, but this time they are confronted by an organization that is strong enough and couragous enough to prevent a repetition of their monstrous crimes. The fusion candi dates are both men of such superior excellence and high claims upon public confidence that every honest citizen should be glad to cast his ballot in their support. A fuli vote and an hon est count, next Tuesday, will mean the redemption of Pennsylvania. Work and vote for Yerkes and Coray. The voter who casts his vote for Messrs. Froas, Jacobs, McLean, Bar rett, Beige and Alleger, will have per formed his full duty as a good citizen, and he will not have any cause for re* grot. They are an excellent set of gentlemen, each and all of whom are qualified to perform tho duties of the ollico to which they aspire, and their election will be a benefit to the taxpay. era of the county. All of them stand high in the territory where they reside and for strictly honest reasons they de serve the votes of all conservative citizens. Every voter should without fail vote for the amendments to the consitation, as they are a stop towards honest elec tions and will be the means of putting the political tricksters out of a job. If they are defeated it will take five years before they can be brought forward again. The members of the bar in all parts of the state are disgusted with Potter and without regard to party they will work and vote for the clean and high minded candidate for the supreme bench, Judge Yerkes. A vote for Coray means the turning of the rascals out, and the turning on of the light. Get your neighbor to join you in voting for the Fusion can didate for state treasurer. With Coray in charge of the state treasury there will be no big "rake off" for the machine; no due bills in the i cash drawer for the benefit, of Quay ' hirelings. Coray's brilliant legislative record ] worried the Quay roosters. Wait till j he gets in the state treasury and there will be a rise in the price of carpet bags. Fusion has won splendid victories in various parts of the state. Let it now be carried out on a large scale and the' ■taxpayers will never B. 1 | THAT BOY O' ROGERS. That boy o' Rogers, I.ord spars rns From raiain' soch a brat as ha I Kt ever mischief was boiled down Into a freckled, redhaired clown And turned loose on two spindlin' shanks T' bother mankind with his pranks, 'Twas that ar boy o* Rogers 1 Tl' wa'n't no question that he'd b Inside th' penitentiary Afore he was a man full K'own; He could conspire more trijks alone Than any boy 1 ever seed, Th' biggest scamp, we nil nfreed, Was that ar boy o' Rogers! lie turned up missin', went out wastf I 'low we thought it was th' best Tiling that had a-happened yit When he made up his mind t' git; For us lie couldn't go too fur, I An* we all said, "Good riddance," sir, V that ar boy o' Rogers!. He left us twenty years ago; I I was out west a month or so Las' spring, an' Jack, my boy, says he, "I'll take ye up today t* see Th' guvernor!" Waal, sir, I'm cussed 1 knew him when I seed liini fust; 'Twas that ar boy o* Rogers! —Bismarck Tribune. CURING THE BLUES. Jnat Try Turnlnit I P the Corners of Your Ylouth. A well kuown doctor of Minneapolis i who has nmde a specialty of nervous ; diseases lias found a new remedy for . | the "blues." As no drugs are admln i lstered. he has felt safe In experlment -1 ing with at least a half hundred melon- I choly patients and now declares hixu t self thoroughly satisfied with the good i results of bis treatment. Ills prescrlp j 1 tion reuds something like this: "If you | keep the corners of your mouth turned | up. you can't feel blue." The direc -1 i tlous for taking are. "Smile, keep on ' ; smiling, don't stop smiling." It sounds i ridiculous, doesn't It? Well, Just try t | turning up the corners of your mouth, , regardless of your mood, and see how i i It mukes you feel. Then draw tlie cor ners of your mouth down and note the effect, and you will be willing to de ' clare "there's something in it." i The doctor treats Ids nervous pa- L tlents to medicine when necessary, i but when the case is one of pure mel ancholy, without bodily ill, he simply recommends the smile cure. He has the patient remain In his office and 1 smile. If it isn't the genuine article, it must at least be an upward curvature '■ of the corners of the mouth, and the better feelings follow Inevitably. Tlie L | treatments are followed up regularly, I and the patients all testify to their ' good effect. It takes considerable per ! suasion to Induce some of them to ap -1 ply the cure, and of course the greater . number of patients are women, for when a man is blue he is hound to be blue In spite of everything, but a worn . j an Is more easily persuaded to try to i find a cure. The doctor declares that if persons will only draw down the corners of their mouths and use sufficient will power they can actually shed tears. On the other hand, if they will persist ently keep the corners of the mouth I turned up pleasant thoughts will chase away the gloomy forehodlugs. His discovery grew out of an experience in his own home. Ills wife was of a nerv -1 ous and rather morbid temperament, and when in a despondent mood he would ask her to "smile a little" until the saying came to be a household Joke. But It brought about good re sults, and then came the Inspiration to try the same cure on others. The doctor has not patented his rem edy, and it Is free to oil who choose to take advantage of it. Minneapolis : Journal. The Flight of the Stork. The sork Is a remarkably pictur esque bird. Its snowy body contrasting , with the bright red beak and legs and black quill feathers of the wings make it a striking object The flight is mag nificent, bolder and more buoyant than • that of a heron. Like most large birds, Its powers of flight show t>est when It is at a great height. When we were on the Bastel rock, in Saxon Switzer i land, a pair passed overhead, flying ! southward. Though high above us, we could clearly see the black pinion feathers, and as we watched the powerful beat of the wide spreading wings we thought of the angels in Zecharluh's vision who had "wings like the stork." —Chambers' Journal. The Hand. The bund is the name given in al most nil eastern seaports to tlie street I fronting on the water. This street is usually the trade center, and rumors that are likely to affect trade or po litical condtions fly thick and fast about It. As most of these are un founded, It is the habit in the orient to call a story whose authenticity is doubted "bunder." I Sensible. Mr. Backward—Well—er—yes, since ' you ask me, I was thinking of consult ing a fortune teller. 1 Miss Coy—To find out whom you will inarry, eh? ! Mr. Backward—Why— er—yes; I Miss Coy—Why not ask me and save the fortune teller's fee toward the price of the ring?—Pearson's. 1 Noncommittal About Hia Health. Robert—Oh, I suppose Torn is all I right, but he Is so close mouthed. For : Instance, when I saw him today I ask ed him, "How are you?" and he gave : me an evasive answer. | Richard—And what was that? , Robert—He suld, "How are you?"— ! Boston Transcript. The most disastrous times have pro duced the greatest minds. The purest metal comes of the most ardent fur nace, the most brilliant lightning from the darkest clouds. 1 _ ' When your beele drag, look out; you : are tired aad need a rest.—Atchison I felobe. CJtSTORIA Prcparalionfor As similating thcFoodandßegula- ;; ling (he Stomachs and Dowels of | Promotes Digestion, Cheerfu- 1 ness and Rest.Contains neither | i Opium.Morphine nor Mineral. NOT KAHCOTIC. /ltapcaf(>Ul)rSAI'.UELPirCHER fianpfun Seal" \ Mx.Senna * I Rockelle Salts — 1 I jilUXf Seed. t 1 /ttoernwie - ) lit Carhtfftnbp fcda * 1 ffirtH Sep J. - 1 tra] ) ,| Aperfecl Remedy forConslipa jl Fion, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea 1 Worms Convulsions .Fcverish ness and Loss OF SLEEP. j. Facsimile Signature or VEW YORK. | EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. /OTffiKßrtO HEALTH Si StIENGIH \ AND \ LONCEVITY IS THE B BBWM^W All diNeaMPH n re more OP Icon comprint d in the above four ailment*, nil of which have their origin in the Stomach. To cure cnch, nny or all of them, begin right. Ilegin with the Stomnch. Ilegin with I.nxakoln, the great tonic laxative. It speedily ami painlessly nets on the bowels, cleanses the stomach, stimulates tlio liver, corrects the kidneys, allays nervousness, assists diges tion, while its marvellous tonic properties tones up the system while curing it, and speedily causes n natural and permanent condition of health. Laxakola i.the best Children's remedy in the world, and the only one that builds up the children's systems while ncting as nn all-around blond-purifier and tonic. It speedily clears the coated tongue, checks colds and simple fevers, and promotes sleep. Childrrn likt it and ask /or it. Mothers arc its greatest friends; they use it and recommend it. All druggists, 25 and 50 cents, or free sample of The LAXAKOI.A Company, 132 Nassau S:reet, New York. THE OLDEST STOVE. Made In 1707, It Prcnent* Some Cnrl- Wliat is probably the oldest stove in existence Is now oil exhibition in the hardware store of 11. 8. Cleveland in Minneapolis. The stove is owned by the Michigan Stove company and was made in 1707. It is In the forui of am old fashioned box stove, standing upon legs or end branches similar to thosi of a sewing machine, only that they aee about half as high as the latter and are of much heavier casting. The total weight of the stove Is f>()0 pounds, and the iron from which It is made is seven-eighths of an inch thick in all parts. It is 3 feet long, 34 inches high and 1 foot wide, with a hearth extending In front. The only opening on top Is a small hole for the pipe. It was evidently used for heating and cooking, although without lids. The oven would hardly accommodate a turkey even of moderate dimensions. It measures fourteen and a half inches in length, twelve Inches in width and six Inches In height. The tloor of the oven is re movable, thus making greater heating capacity. There Is no grate in the bottom, the fire being built directly on the bottom of the stove, the heat passing from bo low the oven, back of It and over the top to the pipe. The outside has scroll designs and crowns in relief, and on both sides, cast with the metal, are the words, "Hereford Furnace, Thomas Mayburv, Mfr., 1767." The stove is well preserved in spite of Its almost 150 years of age. The whole surface might be described as pebbles, top as well as sides.—St. Louis Globe-Democrat. A TurkiKh Hank Note. The bill Is on imperial green paper, a color held sacred in Turkey, which the CASTDSIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the / % Signature /jf JJ h Jfv In fur " se \V For Over | Thirty Years government alone is perniiiic.o zo c. sc. On the top and sides are the following words in Turkish. "To be paid to the bearer, without interest. 'Jo piasters." At the top of the note is the sultan's toghra, surrounding which is a quota tion from the Koran. Underneath are the words, "Twenty piasters, paper money, to be used in the place of gold at the Bank of Constantinople." At the base of the note is the seal of the mint and on the back the seal of the minister of the treasury. The toghra is considered sacred and is guarded by the three highest ollicials of the mint, whose sole duty is to watch it. Not If It Were Liglifed. "This is our latest novelty," said the manufacturer proudly. Good, isn't it?" "Not had," replied the visitor, "but you can't bold a candle to the goods we make." "Oh, are you in the same business?" "No; we make gunpowder." M Harness K^'r' "n'r- W/fljjK IBRlengthen Its life—make It aV 1 IfiiiKAf I Harness Off :i HI cmak'opn poor looking hnr- Hi pure,^ lieuvy bodied oil, en- | M Ml by STANDARD OIL CO/Hg '' ... ' ' i DRIVING commonplace shoes out of the market is what the I ' s doing. How would you like to reduce your shoe * wants to two pairs a year? How would you like to wear r the custom-made $5.00 or $3.50 a p a ' r^ T IhM Made in the custom way, of \H choicest selections of leather, \p| they are the snappy, thorough ' t s a P' easure *° show them. vQpßillß Other Styles and Prices. Our Assortment of Men's and Boys' Underwear embraces every variety in the market. We have all weights and qualities and can suit you at any price from #i.so per gar ment down. In Hats and Caps and Furnishing Goods our stock is by far the largest in the town. We carry* the latest styles in these goods and sell at reasonable figures. All people pay the same price at this store, and the child receives the same service as the man. • McMenamin's Gents' Furnishing, Hat and Shoe Store, South Centre Street. \ The Cure that Cures 1 jp Coughs, (s\ \ Colds, Ji I) Grippe, ik \ Whooping Cough, Asthma, I 4] Bronchitis and Incipient A Consumption, Is toiio si P § A The German remedy £ P Cures tWoa I *. ur\A Erases. J J\ a\\ JPttTNTUSTG- Promptly Done uf lie Tribune Office. VITANTBD. Several Person •>! chnractei >V and good reputation in each state ume in thi;< county minimi) to represent mid ad vertise old eHtaldiHiied wealthy business lionse of solid liiiitncinl si Hiding. Salary $|S IN) weekly with expenses udilitiomil, airpayab'c in cash each Wednesday direct from bead of lloes. llorse and carriage furnished, when necessary. References. Enclose self-address ed stamped envelope. Manager. 310 Cftxtou Uuildiny. CUieago. RAILROAD TIMETABLES LEHIGH VALLEY RAILROAD. June 2, 1901. ARRANGEMENT OF PASSENGER TRAINS. LEAVE FKEKLAND. 0 12 a ni for Weatherly, Munch Chunk, Allontown, llettalchom, Huston, I'hila dclphiu and New York. I 7 34 u ni for Sandy ltun, White Haven, Wilkcs-Baire. I'lttstnn and Scranton. 8 15 u in for Huzletbn, Weatherly, Munch Chunk, Allentewn, Bethlehem, Huston, Pliiludei|)hiu, New York, Delano and Pottsville. 9 30 u in for Hu/.leton, Delano, Muhunoy City, Shenandoah and Vt. Carniel. 1 1 42 a in for Weatherly, Munch Chunk. Al- Icntnwu, liethlehem. Haslon, Phila delphia, New York, Huzieton, Delano, Mahuiioy City, Shcuandi ah and Mt. Carinel. 115 a in for White FT a veil, Wilkes-Dane, Scran ton and the West. 4 44 l> in for Weatherly, Muuch Chunk, Al lentown, liethlehem. Huston, Philadel phia, New York, Huzieton. Delutio, Mahanoy City, Shenandoah, Mt. Caruiel and Pottsville. 6 35 n ni for Sandy Hun, White Haven, Wilkes- liar re, Seruuton and all points West. 7 29 p m for Huzieton. AHRJVE AT FREELAND. 7 34 a IU from Pottsville, Delano and Huz ieton. 9 12 am from New York, Philadelphia, Kas tnn, liethlehem, Allontown, Maueh ( lunik. Weatherly, Huzieton, Mahanoy City, Shenundoah and Mt. Carinel 0 30 a tu from Serauton, Wilkes-Hurro and White Haven. 1151 am from Pottsville, Mt. Carinel, Shen andoah, Mahanoy City, Delano and Huzieton. 12 48p m i'roai New York, Philadelphia, Huston, liethlehem, Allontown, Maueh Chunk and Weatherly. 4 44 p in from Scrantoii, Wilkes-Bur re and White Haven. 6 35 P m from New York, Philadelphia, Huston, netblchcm Allontown, Maueh (.'hunk. Weatherly, Mt. Carinel, Shenan doah, Mahanoy City, Delano and Huzie ton. 7 29 P m from Scrantoii, Wilkes-Barro and White Haven. For further information inquire of Ticket Agents. UDLLIN H.WILWJK,GeneraI Superintendent, 20 Cortlandt street, New York City. CHAS. S. LEE. General Passenger Agent., as Cortlandt Street. New York City. (1. J. GILDHOY, Division Superintendent, Huzieton, Pa. 'PHE DELAWARE, SUSQUEHANNA AND JL SCHUYLKILL RAILROAD. Time table in etfect March 10, HX)I. Trains leave Drifton for Jeddo. Eckley, Hazle brook, Stockton, Heaver Meadow Houd, Roan and Huzieton Junction at 00 a m, daily except Sunday; and 7 07 a m, 2 3H p m, Sunday. Trains leave Drifton lor Harwood, Cranberry, loinhicken and Deririgcr at 000 a m, daily except Sunday; and 707 a m, 200 u m. Sun day. Trains leave Drifton for Oneida Junotion, Hurwood Koad, Humboldt Road, Oneida and "heppton at 000 a m, daily except Sun day; and 707 a tn, 238 pm, Sunday. Trains leave Hazleton Jimotion for Garwood, Cranberry, Tomhicken and Dcringer at Hdo a m, daily except Sunday; and 8 63 a in, 4 22 p ra, Sunday. Trains leave Hazleton Junction for Oneida Junction, Garwood Koad, Humboldt Koad, Oneida and Sheppton at 0 32,11 10 u in, 4 41 p m, daily except Sunday; and 7 37 a m, 3 11 pni. Sunday. Trains leave Dcringer for Tomhicken, Cran berry, Hai wood, Hazleton Junction arid Roan at 500 p m, daily except Sunday; and 337 a ui, 6 07 p ra, Sunday. Trains leave Sheppton for Oneida, Humboldt Koad, Garwood Hoad, Oneida Junction, Hazle ton Junction and Roan at 7 11 am, 1240, 526 p m. daily except Sunday; and 8 11 a ni, 3 44 p m, Sunday. Trains leave Sheppton for Heaver Meadow Koad, Stooktou, Hazle Brook, Eekley, Jeddo and Driltou at 5 20 p ni, dally, except Suuday; and 8 11a ra, 3 44 p m, Sunday. Trains leave Hazleton Junction for Beaver Meadow Hoad, Stockton, Hazle Brook, Eekley, Jeddo and Drifton at 54'. p m, daily, except Sunday; and JO 111 a in, 5 40 p in. Sunday. All trains connect at Hazleton Junction with electric cars for Hazleton, Jeanesville, Audon ried and other points on the Traction Com pany's line. Truin leaving Drifton at 000 a m makes connection at Doriuger with P. K. R. trains for Wllkosbarre, Sunbury, Harhsburg and poiiita LOTHER C. SMITH, Suiwriutenilvut.