Any one can Tell The man or women with an irritable "My wife ww a constant sufferer fronj temper, reariesa, fidgety movements, fail ing memory and lea: of concentration is suffering from crippled nerves. The lines or rare, the palid cheeks, the wasting flesh, the dark circles under the eyes tell all too plainly of the worry, the pain, the loss of sleep and disturbed digestion, that break down the nervous forces and consume the vital power. For quick and sure relief nothing equals Lake City, Fla. Dt. Miles' Nervine. It relieves the pain, quiets the irritation, strengthens the overtaxed and weak digestion and feeds the worn-out brain and the wasted nerves. Try a bottle to-day. Sold fev all druggists on a guarantee, Dt. Miles Medical Co.. Elkluut. Tt Srkool Brll Ring. ty Elect rlctl j. Near Roanoke, Ills., near tbe center of the state, there Is a schoolteacher whose Ingenuity might not please all of his pupils—that Is, the Indolent ones. E. N. Wheelwright teaches a district school, and In a district school, you know, or perhaps some city children do not know, the teacher has to ring the bell and build the Are and sweep the floor unless he pays some ambitious boy to do It for him. But this teacher does not have to hire a boy to ring the bell, nor does be ring It himself, yet, no matter what he may be doing at tl o'clock in the morning, that bell sets tip ft clatter that no boy or girl can escape. Mr. Wheelwright has arranged a clock which at the proper hour sets In motion an electric apparatus that puts the bell to ringing. Thus the boys of thnt dis trict have no longer any hope that the teacher will be so engrossed In some task that he will forget to call school. The bell rings also at 10:45 a. m„ 1 p. m,, 2:30 p. m. and at 4 o'clock.—Chica go Record. (Irftndma. When grandma puts her plawe. oo And looks at mo—just ao— If I have done a naughty thing, 6he's sure, somehow, to know. • j llow ia it alio can always tell So very, very, very well? •£' She says to me, "Tea, little one, ■ y - 'Tls written In your eye!" |V." And if I look the other way r\. And turn and seem to try To hunt for something on the floor V She's sure to know it all the more. If I should put the glasses on And look in grandma's eyee. Do you suppose that I ahould be So very, very wise? Now, what if I should find it true That grandma had been naughty too? But. ah, what am I thinking of, To dream that grandma could Be anything in all her life But sweet and kind and good? I I'd better try myself to be Bo good that when she looks at me With eyes so loving all the day 'JfJj I'U never want to run swiy. V 1 '% —Sunshine. k, Last winter I was confined to my bod with a yery bad cold on the lungs. Nothing gave uio relief. Finally my wife bought a bottlo of One Minute Congh Cure that efl'ected a speedy cure. I cannot speak too highly of that, ex cellent remedy."—Mr. T. K. Houseman, Manatawney. Pa. Grover's City drug store. CASTORIA. Bears the The Kind You Have Always Bought ".rfZ^r^ss7 In these days of "hustle" one wants to read a newspaper which presents all the news in the most concise form without being obliged to read colums of matter to get at facts. Viewed from this standpoint ..The.. Philadelphia Record is the ideal newspaper, ft is an enterprising, energetic, honorable journal, printing ail the news. ft is courageous and indepen dent; speaking its mind without fear or favor, and it is devoted first, last and all the time to the interests of the public. "The Record" is the PIONEER ONE CENT NEWSPAPER of the United States, and has by far the largest circulation in Philadel phia, averaging over. 190,000 daily and over 155,000 Sunday. Tl lis is the third largest morning circulation in the United States. Price of subscription to both issues for one year is $4; to the daily only, $3: to the Sunday only, Si; to the daily only, for one month, 25c.; to the daily and Sunday for one month, 35c. Eor further information address The Record Publishing Co. 017 and 010 C he.stnut Struct, Philadelphia. nervous prostration which was brought on by female troubles. She was in a Tory bad condition and was so completely run down and nervous that she could not Bleep day or night Sho began taking Dr. Miles' Nervine and found relief at once. A few bottles completely curetj her, and today she enjoys the best of health." Jomm Vinzant, BREVITIES. I You will waste time if you try to cure I indigestion or dyspepsia by starving | yourself. That only makes it worse when ! you do eat heartily. You always need , pjeuty of good food propeyly digested, j Kodol Dyspepsia Cure is the result of ; years of scientific research for something that would digest not only some elements !of food but every kind. And it is the one remedy that will do it. Grover's City drug store. nastern oysters do not reproduce j well lu the colder waters of Oregon and Washington. An attempt is to be j made, therefore, to acclimate there the tine large oysters of northern Japan. | Sunday consultations at the Paris j hospitals were not well attended by the ! working classes, the workingman pre ferring to lose a day's work rather than a few of his hours of Idleness on Sun day. In a suit brought at Columbus, 0., to recover payment for a pane of glass i the novel defense was brought that the plaintiff had taken the glass from a coffin and that the grewsome associ ations connected with it made It untit for use. Three hundred persons in London earn a living—and several of them are growing rich—by providing meals for the cats of the metropolis, which they deliver regularly once, twice and thricu a day, as may suit the owners of the | feline pets. 1 An American musical instrument i company bus issued circulars broad ( cast in London offering to 200 pupils in each district two free music lessons per week for 12 months. One of the. ; conditions attached to this novel oflYr is that each pupil shall recon • feud thu company's Instruments to friends ot the family. The galleries of congress now begin to resemble the orchestra chairs of a theater in the evening. This is not so | much due to the bright and pretty cos tumes of numerous brides, but to the fact that nearly all the ladies remove their hats. It Is a new custom In the galleries, but it is one that gives to the sessions of the senate the character of an afternoon tea. Paper wood Is as hard as wood itself, is susceptible of brilliant treatment, Is i vastly lighter, perfectly adjustlble and absolutely fireproof. The erection of skyscrapers necessitated a very serious study of fireprooting treatment of wood, and the result is that paper Is coming very largely into use in all cases where woodwork has to be used. It is particularly adaptable for ceilings and Is becoming popular for that pur pose. Two thousand Japs were put to work by the Great Northern railroad a year ago. They took the places of white men in all branches, and there were many who predicted the necessity of excluding the Japanese, just as the Chinese were before them. The fear, however, was ill founded. The railroad bus come to the conclusion that Japa nese at $1 a day are more expensive | than white men at $1.25. Orders have been given to discharge the Japanese as fast as their places can be filled. Mirrors For Glrlu In Prluon. It Is said the recommendation of the ( Indiana legislative investigating com- I mittee for an appropriation of SSO to buy small looking glasses for the in mutes of the State Industrial School For Girls was caused by the discovery that thoy have not been permitted to have anything of the kind. Under a rule of the superintendent girls and children found with a bit of broken looking glass in their possession received a large number of demerit marks, this evidence of worldly vanity j being considered injurious to their mor al welfare.—lndianapolis Sentinel. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure Digests what you eat. It artificially d igests the food and aids Nature in strengthening and recon structing the exhausted digestive or gans. It lsthe latestdiscovereddigest aut and tonic. No other preparation can approach It In efficiency. It in- I stantly relieves and permanently cures ; Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn, Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea, Sick Headache, Gastralgia.Crampsand all other results of imperfect digestion. PriceSOc. and 11. Largo slsccontalnsStt times small slxe. Book all aboutdyspepsiamalled tree Prepared by E. C. DeWITT A CO. Cb'eaQO. Grover's City Drug Store. A SOUTHERN BEAUTY. Aa Alabama Girl Who CaptlTfttai Washington Society* In Birmingham, Ala., the other day a party of people were discussing the question of beauty. "The most important feature Is the nose," declared one. j "No; the eyes," cried another. "The expression, the coloring," iusisted a third. The room was divided. There i were those who voted for a beautiful figure, a lovely throat, a line head, a clear skin. "A real beauty must have everything nowadays," remarked a connoisseur, j "It isn't sufficient for her to have a beautiful head if she carries it badly. Of what use line shoulders if she stoops? A real beauty must have per fection in every feature." i In the midst of this dissertation some ! one in search of a subject upon which all might agree asked suddenly: "Who Is a beauty?" j There were 24 people In the room, 24 lof Birmingham's representative citi zens. The conversation took place at a dinner, so half the guests were men j and half women. I Now, the remarkable fact for which this conversation has been retailed ! happened. They all agreed. I "Florida Graves!" answered an en ; tliusiast. "Florida Graves!" echoed another, MISS FLOHIDA (IBAVKB. and without a dissenting voice Florida i Graves carried the vote. ! There arc those farther north who I will agree with the selection. Miss Florida Graves is Washington's j newest beauty. She arrived there this winter unher , aided and quickly established herself j as a reigning belle. To Mrs. Bankliead, wife of the Alabama congressman, was j given the pleasure of Introducing her. The Birmingham beauty became a Washington success. Senators, army j officers, diplomats and millionaires con tributed to establish her fame. Besides beauty site has a rare fund of sympathy and a love for art. The latter is most evident to her admirers and friends when she plnys the violin. For a woman she plays unusually well, with fire, with strength. She lias stud- I ied under the best masters In Europe and America and perhaps her most ' beautiful moments are revealed when she has close up ngalnst her neck the smooth wood of the Instrument she loves. Zealonn Utile Housewives. j A school of domestic economy at Bcthnal Green, London, carries o(T the I palm for enthusiasm among Its pupils. The school Is built and finished In im itation of an English worklugman's cottage, and the poor little girls of the district are taken In and trained to be capable wives for worklngmen. The school has been a great success and Is always crowded to Its full ca pacity, but either the ordinary routine work must be deadly dreary or the pupils' zeal must be monumental, for the records show that scrubbing and stone cleaning are dealt out as re ) wards to deserving little women. When a pupil has been extraordinarily j good, she is allowed to scrub a floor or I blacken a stove for a treat. ! After all, the theory may be sound. I Both kinds of work are delightfully ! messy, and inesslness undoubtedly ap j peals to the youthful mind. I "I had piles so had I could gt no rest nor find a cure until I tried De- Witt's Witch Hazel Salve. After using it once, T forgot I ever had anything like piles."—E. C. Hnlce, Somers I'oinl. N. Y. Look out for imitations. Be sure you ask for DeWltt's. Grover's City drug store. THE SPORTING WORLD. .jimmy Rynn, who for 16 years has boon a member of the Chicago Base ball club, has at last left the Windy City for good ami become part owner, manager, captain and center fielder of the St. Paul team of the Western league. George Lennon, who secured the St. Paul franchise, will be Ryan's partner. At the close of last season Ryan stated that he would not play an other year with the Chicago club; that he was sick and tired of all the squab bling that had been going on these j many years. By the departure of Ryan Chicago has lost one of the most brilliant players who ever wore a uniform. Al "BKNATOB" JAMES BY AN. though 10 years lu the big league, Ryan played as good a game last year as ever. Ills batting might not have been quite so good, but when hits were ! needed he made them. In one respect Jimmy Ryan held all . left hauded fielders safe, and almost all of the right hauded ones, too, for i that matter. In a throw to the plate he was as accurate as If he carried the hall to the catcher. This is remark able. Fielders who throw with their left arms are seldom sure. The ball takes varied shoots ami Is almost as liable to go to the third or first base man as the catcher. Not so with Ryau. He could "hand the hall" to the catch er from any part of the field. Ills arm j was strong, too. and many a runner j who attempted to score on ail outfield fly to Ryau was "burled" nt the plate. 1 Harvard's New Itowlnjr Tank. Harvard has a novel rowing tank, | which Is the result of faculty anil col lege study, and Is a marvel of Ingenui ty. By it the Harvard oarsmen have almost perfect rowing exercises and training Indoors. The scheme Is the de. ; velopment of Professor Iloilis of the j engineering department and chairman of the athletic committee and his class. I He put the subject before his class as | a problem. The scheme Is based on the idea that the water iu the old rowing tanks of- | fcred too much resistance and dead ! weight. Professor Iloilis and his class could not make the boat shoot ahead to lessen this resistance as a shell on the river does, so they have arranged pro- I pollers run by electric motors nt tlie bow of the "boat," with supplementa ry tubes and innehluery, so that the i water rushes by the boat at a good late with the oars. Beneath the boat are a pair of circu lar, deflecting planes, so that the wa- | ter returns under the boat after pass- i ing down the sides. The Imaginary boat, or support for the eight Bllding seats, is placed in the center of the tauk. The water rushes j from the bow, down tlie sides to the j stem, so that the meu pull with it, and j goes back under the boat. As a result of this, the men are pull ing with tlie moving water. Naturally j they pull faster than the water, so that there Is resistance to the oars, and the | harder ami faster they pull the more the resistance. In the same way, when j a shell Is rushing through the water, the men are pulling water which is 1 rushing by them in tlie same direction ! as this tank water. The tank Is of concrete, <>3 feet long ' by 20 feet wide. It has 30 Inches of water in It. The seats are on a rectan gular wooden box, supported from the bottom. Basket Unit's Growth. Basket ball in the colleges lias enjoy ed an unprecedented growth this sea son. This is not merely true because Vale, Harvard, Princeton, University of Pennsylvania, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Huckncl] and State arc all In line, but It is general throughout the country. All over the New England, eastern and middle states the colleges, with but few exceptions, are taking an active Interest In the game. A great majority have representative teams, and In the remainder the sport Is con fined to lnterelass games. There have been disadvantages to overcome In or- ; ganlzlug representative college teams i which do not apply to any of the other college sports. Tlie principal one is that the use of the gymnasiums for practice by such teams can be had only at odd and In convenient times. Without plenty of opportunity for team practice a team cannot hope to make a successful showing. Then again the game had not been officially recognized by col leges prior to this soason, the same as other sports, and this in itself caused many of the most promising men in the colleges to refrain from taking part in the game. This difficulty is gradu ally being overcome, and it seems to be only a question of time when goneral recognition is bound to come, as is evi denced by such action on the part of j Harvard, Princeton and Cornell with- I in a comparatively short time. This moans that ere long there will be Inter- j collegiate games between teams repre senting the big colleges, the same as in football and baseball. In fact, some games of this character have been played quite recently, nud more are scheduled to follow. Lord Cutzou calculates that the fam ine has cost about "50,000 lives in In dia. though a much smaller number died directly of starvation. [a 1 MCMENAMIN'S p1 p 1 Spring Stock | P! OF P I HATS, GAPS, SHOES,' g | UNDERWEAR AND f I FURNISHINGS, | I Latest Plain and Fancy Shirts, 1 I Neckwear, Hosiery, Etc., 1 ||j IS NOW p pi 1^ I Ready for Your Inspection. g We claim to have the most complete & fej seasonable lines of the above goods in the Sj town. Our goods are at all times up-to date P and our prices are always right. We invite [is |Ej you to examine our stock. IE H N I MCMENAMIX'S I 1 flat, Shoe and Gents' Furnishing Store. 1 PI lip ra 86 South Centre Street. pij |jj pj win NM A p/ll w Igf AH Till MflH BEHIND THI [ASI W.K.ORESM & SONS,. " MAKERS. \The Cure that Osirgs I Coughs, & \ Colds, i re) Grippe, (k \ Whooping Cough, Asthma, 1 Bronchitis and Incipient A J j' Consumption, is I \ A The German remedy" St Cures WvcoaV J -a\\ 256^50cte/£ iVilkes-Barre Record is the Best Puper in Northeastern Pennsylvania.... it contains Complete Local, Tele graphic and Genera! News. H'iuts only the News that's fit to Print >0 Cents a Month, ADDRESS, SO a Year by Mail The Record, >r Carriers - - - WILKES-BARRE, PA Dondy 0. Boyle, dealer In .IQUOR, WINE, BEER, PORTER, ETC. The finest brands or Domestic and Imported Vhlakey on sale. Fresh Uoclmster and Shen nuloah Beer and Youngling's Porter on tap, 08 Centre street. RAILROAD TIMETABLES rHE DELAWARE, SUSQUEHANNA AND SCHUYLKILL RAILROAD. Time table iu effect March 10.1901. Truing leave Drifton lor Jeddo, Eckley, Hazle ilrock. Stockton, Beaver Meadow Koad, Komi and Hfzleton Junction at r>U) a m, daily except Sundry; ami ? 07 a ni, 2 38 u iu, Sunday. Truing leave Drilton for Harwood, Cranberry, I'nmhicken and Denntrer at 6(.0 n m, daily except Sunday; and 707 am, 338 pm, Sun ! "ny. 1 mine leure Drifton for Oneida Junction, i liar wood ltoud, Humboldt Itoad, Oneida and ; heppton at tf 00 a in, daily except Sun day; and 7 07 a ra, 2 38 p in, Sunday. i nuns leave Hazleton J uaction for Harwood, Cranberry, Tomhicken and Beringer at 635 a m, daily except Sunday; and 8 53 a m, 4 22 p ni, Sunday. Trains leave Hazleton Junction far Oneida Juuc'ion, Harwood Itoad, Humboldt Koad, Oneida and Skeppton at w 02, II 10 a ra, 4 11 p m, daily except Sunday; and 7 37 a ra, 3 11 pm, Sunday. Trains leave Deringer for Tomhicken, Cran berry. Huiwood, Hazlctou Junction and ftoan at Bno p in, daily except Sunday; ana J37 a tn, 5 07 p ra, Sunday. Truinv leave b heppton for Oneida, Humboldt Koad, Harwood Koad, Oneida Junction. Hazle ton Junction and Koan at 7 11 am, 13 40, 6 I p m, dally except Sunday; and 8 11 a m, 3 44 p m, Sunday. Trains leave Skeppten for Rearer Meadow Itoad, Stockton, I la/. Is Rreok, Eckley, Jeddo and Drilton at r -8 p m, daily, except Sunday; and bll H iu, 344 p in, Sunday. Trains leave Hazleton Junction fer Reaver Meadow Koad, Stockton. Hazle Rrook, Eckley, Jcdtio and Drifton at 849 p m, daily, ■ xccpt Sunday; and 10 10 a ra, 8 40 p no, Sunday. Al! trains connect at Hnzieton Junction with electric curs for Hazleton, Jcuncsvillc, Audcn riid and other points on the Traction Coin utny'a line. Train leaving Drifton at 800 a m makes connection ui Ueringer with P. K. R. trains for Wilkeebarro, Sunbury, liarrieburg and points LUTHER C. RMITFT. fhiperinWmdefit. EHIGII VALLEY KAILKQAI)."" March 17, 1901. AKKANOLMKNT or PANHXNGKR TRAINS. LEAVE PKEKLAND. J 12 H m lor Weathcrly, Mauch Chunk, Aliontown, Kcthlohem, Kaston, Phila delphia, New York and Deltino aad Pottsvillc. 7 40 a ni for Sandy Run, White Haven, Wilkes-Bar re, I'ittsion and Scran ton. 5 18 ft ni for Hazleton, Weathcrly, Mauch Chunk. Aiieutown, Bethlehem. Easton, Philadelphia, New York, Delano and Pottsvillc. 9 30 ft ni for Mazlrton, Muhanoy City, Shen andoah* t. Carrael, Shmuokin. 1 20 P ra for Weathcrly. Mauch ( hunk, Al iontown, Bethlehem, Easton, Philadel phia and New York. 3 34 P m for Sandy ltun, White Haven, Wilkes-liar re, Scranton and all points 7 29 p m for Hazleton, Delano and Potte ville ARRIVE AT FREE LAND. 7 40 a iu from Weathcrly, Pottsville and Hazleton. 9 17 a in from Philadelphia, Easton, Rethle hem, Aliontown, Maucli Chunk. Weath crly. Hazleton, Mahunoy City, Shenan doah, Mt. Currnel and shamokin. 9 30 a ni from Scranton, Wilkes-Rarro and White Haven. 1 12 P in from New York, Philadelphia, Easton, Bethlehem, Alicntowo, Mauch Chunk and Weathcrly. 6 34 P in from New York, Philadelphia, Easton. Bethlehem, Aliontown, Potts villc, Shumokin. Mt. Carmel, Shenan doah. Mahunoy City and Hazleton. 7 29 ] m from Scranton, Wilkes-Barre and white Haven. For further information inquire of Ticket A gen's. KOLLIN 11. WILIIUK. General Superintendent, 38 < lortlandt Street, New York City. CHAS. S. LEE. General Paaeenacr Agent, :.'tt Cortlandt Street. New York City. G. J. OILDKOY, Division Superintendent, _____________ Hazleton, Pa.
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