Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, February 15, 1897, Image 3

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    Tried
And truu is the verdict of the people regarding
Hood's Sarsaparilla. Catarrh, scrofula, rheu
matism, dyapepsia, nervous troubles yield to
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
The best—in fact the One True Blood Purifier.
Hood's Pills blliomncSal SS oente.
Any Old Place Would Do.
A short man with rod whiskers,
shambling gait, and the remains of a
Jag. wandered into the Midland last
evening and asked for a typewriter's
ttudio. He lives In Kansas, not far
from Topeka, aud had been here at
tending the football games. Luek had
walked on the same side of the street
with him in the matter of bets, and lie
wanted to stay another week. But his
wife expectud him home, so he was in
March of a typewriter to send home a
letter to serve as an apology for his
non-appearance.
"Kansas City, this date, ninety-six,"
he muttered to the typewriter.
"I have that."
"My dear wife."
"Yes."
"Very Important business will re
quire my presence In Osawatomle for a
few days "
"Let's see," Interrupted the artist.
"How do you spell that Osawatomle?"
"Spell it yourself. It's your type
writer."
"I can't."
"Can't spell Osawatomle?" he asked
in disgust.
"No."
"Then I'll go to Fort Scott."—Kansas
O'tv Journal.
WOMAN'S POWE.It.
IT" SHAPES THE DESTINIES OF MEN
AND NATIONS.
Where Men Ar ut it Diiuiilvniitagp, .nd
"Only it Wuiuun Can Undenttaud u Wo*
man's Ills."
Woman's beauty, love anT devotion,
rule the world. Grand women; strong
mentally, morally and physically,
whoso ambi on mu f?"
netic in flu cnee urge
men to deeds (p W °f grandeur
and heroism. £. f Such women
are all-power ful. Weakly,
I I i have little ambition;
/ I their own troubles oc-
I cupy their thoughts, and
their 011 c object is to get well.
They have no confidence in them
selves, and only too often lose faith in
their physicians.
All irregularities, whites, bearing
down pains, nervousness, headache,
backache, 44 blues," distaste for society,
sounds in ears, palpitation, emacia
tion, heavy eyes, 44 a1l gone" feeling,
dread of impending evil, sleeplessness,
etc., should at once be removed and
vigorous health assured.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound has for twenty years saveu
women from all this. Hear this wo
man speak:—
44 1 wish to publish what Lydia E
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
Sanative Wash have done for me. I had
falling of the womb and leucorrhoea,
and they have cured me of both. lam
a well woman. I suffered dreadfully
with such drugging pains in the lower
part of the back and extending around
the body, irritation of the bladder,
pain when walking and painful men
struation ; I weakened terribly. 1 had
been treated by three doctors without
much help, and it only took five
bottles of your Compound and three
packages of Sanative Wash to cure me.
I can recommend them to all women
suffering with complaints like these.
MRS. VANNATTA, 3827 N. Broad St-
Philadelpliia, Pa.
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H Sweetness and Light. f§
Put a pill in the pulpit if you want practical {?:)
preaching for the physical man ; then put the (f:\
sf pill in tho pillory if it does not practise what it
preaches. There's a whole gospel in Ayer's |g|
Sugar Coated Pills; a 11 gospel of sweetness
Vg/ and light." People used to value their physic,
P© as they did their religion,—by its bitterness. |fl|
The more bitter tho dose the better the dootor. V's
©© We've got over that. We take "sugar in ours"— IE/
||p gospel or physio—now-a-days. It's possible to ijm
/sk please and to purge at the same time. There r \
may be power in a pleasant pill. That is the
U| gospel of gg|
# Ayer's Cathartic Pills. ©
More pill particulars in Ayer's Curebook, 100 pages.
Scut free. J. C. Aycr Co., Lowell, Mass.
A DISCOVERY.
rhe Professor's Unwelcome Incresso
of Knowledge.
One of Washington's scientific men
found himself in an assemblage where
there were a great many young people.
He endeavored to rise—or, perhaps, to
descend—to the occasion as gracefully
us possible. Having been introduced to
n number of young women, be tried to
make himself agreeable by explaining
some of the latest information in eth
nology, and he became so absorbed in
his discourse that he did not notice, un
til they were nearly all gone, that a
youth with a nasal voice was winning
his audience away from him with a
funny song. He tried it ugaiu with
urcheology as the theme. A girl with a
banjo wrecked his ambitions. He
thought he was making some headway
by means of his remarks oil paleon
tology when a man who took a rabbit
out of a silk hat eternally quenched his
pride.
"My dear," he said to his wife, on
i their way home, "I have been thinking
It over, and I lind that the evening has
been far from wasted."
"I was very much afraid that you
would feel differently about It."
"No, I have made a very Important
ami Interesting discovery. The merest
accidents sometimes lead to the most
surprising revelations, and to-night I
1 learned something which completely
j overturns an accepted theory."
"Is It possible?"
j "We have been led to believe that
Ihe chief of all forces is the attraction
; of gravity."
"Yes."
"Well, I have found out to-night that
there are times when it can't hold a
candle to the attraction of levity."—
Washington Star.
Selecting Pictures.
"The value of a picture depends upon
• what there is in-it for its possessor,"
writes William Martin Johnson in tht
Ladies' Home Journal, on the "Selec
; tion and Framing of Pictures." "A
paiuting by an amateur may be more
precious in your eyes than one of Ua
phael's cartoons. Therefore, sell youi
cartoon to the highest bidder, and wlier
you outgrow the little painting buy
liack the cartoon if you have learned tc
see its beauty,
j "No one can tell you how to under
| stand art without your seeing it. study
ing it, living with it, any more than any
I one can tell you how to tell good clott
| from had; you must first have had ex
perlence with cloth. Learn a language
I before you try to converse. But do noi
! go so far as to imagine that you must
learn drawing and painting before yot
, can appreciate pictures. The less yoi
know about technique the more capable
you will be of looking at a painting witi
an unprejudiced eye. (let at the art
lst's intention. Does lie express an idee
to you? Is he interesting in the way he
tells iiLs story? Does lie convince yoi
of a truth? If the picture is that of a
head does it impress you as having the
j characteristics of an individual? Does
It look like a human being? Suppose a
I landscape is under discussion—do the
; trees sway, the clouds float? I there
any atmosphere in the painting? These
; tire the tests of a painter's facility with
language. But more than this is re
quired—it is the Intellectuality behind
the brush. Herein lies the difference
between sublime art and the common
place."
Entitled to the Prise.
Some years ago there lived ill Eng
land a certain bishop who was extreme
; ly pompous, and very fond of impres
sing upon the minds of the poorer peo
ple the evil of doing wrong. As they
never seemed to do aught but wrong In
the worthy man's opinion, it some
limes became irksome to these people
•<> hear lilm constantly admonishing
l hem to do right. One of the bishop's
habits was to visit the miners a short
distance from his city, and his presence
grew familiar to these toilers. During
one of his calls he found a group of
them talking together, and after a few
preliminary words on his customary
subject of doing right, lie asked them
, what they were talking of.
| "You see," said one of the men, "we
found n kettle, and us has been er-try
ing who can tell the biggest loi to own
. the kettle.
| The bishop was duly surprised, and
| road the men a lecture in which he
spoke of how strongly the.offense of
j lying had been impressed upon him
i when he was young, and how he had
I never told a lie in the whole course of
his life. He ha<l hardly finished when
one of the men cried out:
"Gi'e him the kettle, Jim! Gi'e him
the kettle."—Harrier's Hound Table.
IWmORLD
QUEEN OF THE SOUTH SEA ISLANDS.
Mrs. Emma Foray the, an American
lady who owns 150,000 acres of land
in tho South Sea Islands, is a most
energetic woman, employing several
hundred natives as well as many Euro
peans on her plantation. She was
left u widow at eighteen, with scarcely
enough money to exist, but she has
since amassed a largo fortune. She
has just contracted to build four ves
sels for island trade, and the natives
call her the "White Queen."
NOYELTrES OF THE HOUR.
Stock collars made of upstanding
tails are a novelty of the hour. With
them are sold muffs made entirely of
tails and lined with tho same color
velvet used for the foundation of the
stock. The Victorine, that quaint
collarette with long stole ends, is but
little worn this year. This may be
because last season it was regarded as
one of the novelties. Collarettes are
quite as much in vogne as they were
last season, only they have changed a
trifle in shape. Moufflon in a delicate
gray shade makes a most becoming
collarette. It is particularly soft and
pretty, with a high gray chiffon, ac
co*"!ion-plaited frill, which stands up
close around tho neck. —Chicago
Times-Herald.
JADE IS THE FASHIONABLE STONE.
Jade is the newest ornament of
fashion. The idea is said to have
originated in London at the time of
the Russian Czar's visit, for jade is a
stone highly valued in Russia, as well
as malachite. We may see a revival
of the latter, too, perhaps, though it
does not lend itself easily to articles
of jewelry. By degrees silversmiths
have rung tho changes on all tho
precious stones. Sapphires used to
be sold at a large and prohib
itive price; it is now comparatively
moderate. Pearls are always dear
and precious; rubies have risen in
market value, while diamonds of ordi
nary quality are cheap; large 3tones
ot any sort remaining always the prize
of millionaires only.
OOLD NECK CHAINS.
The fash'on of weariug long ohams
of gold about tho neck is attractive.
The chain should bo strong enough to
hold a watch tucked into the belt, and
often a tiny gold purse and bunch of
gold-plaited keys that are better car
ried by the mistress than by the maid.
These chains are supposed to bo for
use, and are seen with tailor-made
shopping costumes.
Parisians are carrying, while shop
ping, dainty bags of brocaded silk
with gold clasps and ornaments or
bags of fancy leather bound with gold
or silver. This is a coquettish revival
of an old fashion and does not neces
sarily suggest a shopping trip by a
suburbanite. Tho small bags of white
leather, with olusp, chain aud mono
gram of gold, are particularly attrac
tive, and tho extreme is a bag, ten
times larger than a purse, of fine gold
mesh. Its price is not one of its at
tractions, but in Paris there are always
patrons of the expensive fads intro
duced by tho jewelers.—New York
Tribune.
COVERS FOR WHEELS.
Bieyoles are so generally used now
adays that they aro "one of tho
family." Of course, they must be
cared for. So the new fad is a bicycle
cover, embroidered. Tho wheel is
often left standing in halls and
kitchens, and unless it is covered soon
gathers dust, to the detriment of the
machinery and perhaps the ruin of
some of tho delioate parts. Tho wo
man of taste does not like to see her
bicycle covered with an ugly plain
cloth, but at the same time objects to
seeing it uncovered and exposed to
the thousand ills that are ever lying
in wait for it. What does she do?
She obtains a cover that is handsomely
embroidered and is at once an object
of beanty aud a protection to the ma
chine that has become her alter ego.
The favorite bicycle cover is of
brown holland, open at one side, with
string to draw the opening together.
In the corners of the cover are om
broidered sprays of flowers, leaves or
any other design that may please the
owner. They are not necessarily
floral, but they always must be pretty.
The enthusiastic bicyclist will not
tolerate anything that is not pretty.—
New York Press.
THE QUEEN AT WORSHIP.
At a thanksgiving service held in
Clapham Congregational Church, Lon
don, to commemorate the blessings
which by God's bounty have been con
ferred on the British Nation during
Queen Victoria's reign, Dr. Guinness
Rogers contrasted the present condi
tions of life with those of sixty years
ago. Ho paid high tribute to tho
Queen's wisdom, taot, loyalty, devo
tion, lofty character ancf beneficent in
fluence, and expressed a fervent hope
that by God's blessing her reign might
be long prolonged, incidentally, Dr.
Rogers made a personal allusion which
made a deep impression on his hearers.
Some years ago, he said, he was staying
in Scotland, and attended service at
the little unpretentious Presbyterian
kirk at Crathic, where the Queen wor
ships when at Balmoral. Occupying
a seat in the gallery, close te and
within full view of tho royal pow, he
could not help observing the demeanor
of the Queen, and he felt bound to say
that a more devout, earnest and sim
ple-minded worshiper ho could not
wish to see. She joined heartily in
the singing of tho hymns, sang the old
Scotch version of the Psalms, listened
attentively to the sermon, and joined
reverently in tho prayers. She was
the great Queen of a powerful empire,
but she was there as a humble, devout
Christian woman, and not as a majestic
sovereign.—New York Observer.
THE CAPRICES OF FASHION.
It is remarkable how easily we be
come accustomed to the caprices of
fashion, and how quickly every ves
tige of the beauty and attractiveness
of certain modes aud outlines vanishes
when once the ruling queen of style
has frowned upon it. Already, for
instance, do we see here and there a
"balloon" sleeve which looks mon
strous and ridioulous beside the trim,
taut little styles that took its place;
and heavy and cumbersome do the
over-full godet and ripple skirts ap
pear contrasted with the new graceful
models of more normal moderate di
mensions. And ever thus has it proved
since fashion first began her dominat
ing sway in the feminine world.
Taken as a whole, the prevailing
stylos for the winter are very near
perfection, with nothing excessive ap
pearing in their chief characteristics,
with no extremes, and with uncom
monly few bizarre effects excepting
thoso which make a caricature of
nearly every fashionable hat of the
season. Ophelia in her wildest mo
ments never put upon her fair head
auy more insane-looking, meaningless,
over-laden decoration than we behold
any day or hour on tho promenade or
at public or private gatherings. Tho
special point of their absurdity is tho
number of long, tipsy-looking feath
ers that appear exactiy as if they had
beon pitched upon tho hat, hit-or
miss, fastened where they happened to
fall or stand, and when this crazy
looking hat is donned, the wearer
looks as if she had just encountered
the worst sort of a demoralizing bliz
zardly gale straight from Manitoba.—
Now York Post.
FASHION NOTES.
Fashionable street gowns for young
girls aro in blue and brown, with
touches of scarlet silk.
Canvas and serges in plain and in
oliangcable effects aro used for street
costumes, especially for severe tailor
designs.
A garment that is now universally
popular and becoming is tho zouave or
bolero jacket of velvet, lined with
silk and trimmed with lace.
A novol sleevo is the Renaissance.
It is gathered at the seam and sets in o
multiplicity of wrinkles down to n
pointod cuff, which comes woll over
the hand.
Rows of very narrow mohair and
metallic braids on a stylish costume
of changeable blue and green watered
poplin indicate one of the new modes
in garniture. Braid and passementerie,
also tiny ruffles at tho bottom of the
skirt are popular forms of trimming.
Capes of cloth, velvet, or fur are in
two styles, cut in points front and
back, and on tho shoulder—an English
fashion—or they aro shaped with stole
like scarf ends in front. A turban or
toque and a large hour-glass-shaped
muff made of tho material composing
tho short full capo aro sold together at
tho importing houses.
Wo hear of skirts that aro plaited all
the way round, but no one seems to bo
able to find them when they are looked
lor. All of tho most approved models
are very snugly fitted at the top
around tho hips, and have a great deal
of fullness at the back. Some of tho
newest skirts are padded inside,and so
arranged as to increase the fullnoss
about the hips. As the shoulders grow
smaller, the contour below the waist
line grows apace.
The variety in cloth capes is espe
cially good, and they are made in all
the dark colors as well as tan and gray,
and in both rough and smooth mater
ials. In most all cases they aro trimmed
with bands of the cloth etitched on in
various ways,and are lined with pretty
silk. Some have plaits in the back and
swing out after tho fashion of the loose
saoque, and all have flaring collars
standing up around the neck, which
on some are cut in squares on the
edge.
Atailormnde gown of Rusaion green
serge is trimmed on the bodioe with
orange yellow velvet, which is to be
the fashion among very many other
things of this warm brilliant color.
The round waist has a box-pleated
front of the serge trimmed with tine
gold buttons. There aro a small yoko
and girdle of the yellow velvet, and
also removable oufifH and a turn-down
collar with a standing one also of the
velvet lined with yellow satin. The
skirts flares a little on tho front and
sides,is very full at the baok,and lined
with blue and gold shot silk.
When corks are too largo lor a bot
tle, soak them in boiliDg wator for a
few minutes, when they will beoome
soft and muy be easily put into the
bottle.
WltQ
Resurrection.
Out of the dusk a shadow,
Then a spark;
Out of the cloud a silence.
Then a lark;
Out of tne heart a rapture,
Then a pain;
Out of the dead, cold ashes
Life again.
—John 13. Tabb.
Winter Dusk.
The prospect Is bare and white,
And the air is crisp and chill;
While the ebon wings of night
Are spread on the distant hill,
The roar of the stormy sea
i Seems the dirges shrill and sharp
That winter plays on the tree—
His wild Eolian harp.
In the pool that darkly creops
In ripples before the gale,
A star like a lily sleeps,
And wiggles its silver tail.
—R. K. Munk it trick.
Without Hope,
flow bear the world when you're away—
The sullen skies, the weeping rain;
How bear the treacherous yesterday,
That bid not bring you back again-
The morrow with its promised pain,
The long, long lino of days all gray?
How boar the world when you're away
The primrose-gold along the lane,
The sllvor splendor of the May,
The spring and all her flower-crowned
train,
The lover's moons that wax and wane-
One shadow, cast whore once two lay?
iVintor or spring, now you'ro away,
The birds sing only to complain.
The flowers lack heart, the sun's astray,
And winter's hoarth is warm in vain!
Come back' The piteous old refrain
Of Love that has its price to pay!
—Pall Mall Gazette.
Hygiene.
I cannot oat but little meat,
By microbes it is spoiled;
And sure I think I cuunot drink,
Save water that is boiled;
And I'll endure low temperature,
Since by the doctors told
That to live long and keop us strong
'Tis better to bo cold.
So let bacteria scourge and scare,
With ailments manifold.
To do us good we'll eat no food,
And keep our bodies cold.
I love no roast except dry toast.
Ami that at slated terms; !'
And little bread 1 eat, in dread
Of pathogenic germs;
Of milk no whit I take, lest it
Zymotic ills enfold,
An I fevers breed: yet most I heed
To keep my body cold.
A keen east wind I never mind,
And fifty Fahrenheit
la the degree that best suits me,
By day and eke by night;
Thus wise I strive to keep alive.
And haply to grow old.
With beef uncarved, nthirst and starved,
Aud perished with the cold.
Crowding.
Don't crowd! There's room enough for all!
Why push and jostle so?
Wiiy shove your neighbor to the wall.
Or seek to lay him low?
Don't crowd!
Don't crowd! You're just an atom here!
Why hold your brother back?
Go seek away that's new and clear—
Wny keep the beaten track?
Don't crowd!
Don't crowd! Once you strove bravely, too,
Against the odds above!
Think how dofent oft reached you through
Homo rival's stealthy shove—
Don't crowd!
Don't crowd! Ah, might I just as well
Address the drops that make the seal
Wherever men or mice may dwell
There will the jealous ever be
To crowd!
The Brook's Good Nlglit.
Did you not hoar the whisper,
Iu the hollow by the mill?
For Nature is talking to the brook
That prattles beueath the hill:
"Child, will you not bu still?
Will you not sloop? Little one, prettly one,
look.
It is warm to-day, but the grim north wind
will come brick;
He is only skulking to-day.
Troadiug and tramping the tumbled leaves
in the wood,
And his brows nro bad and black.
Peace, little one, bo good,
Bu good and bo quiet, sleep in your cradle
of ice.
And I will throw
Safe over you my coverlet of snow.
My coverlet, to keep
You sheltered in your sl^ep,
To keep you sneltoro.l safe from all keen
winds that blow.
Sleep, darling, have no fe ir.
For I am with you, dear?"
—Herbert Bates.
Inherited Strange Talent.
William Witmer, of Wolfsville,
Ind., claims to have inherited the
faculty of charming reptiles through
his ancestors, and tho fearful exposi
tion of his bravery with snakes as re
lated by him is enough to give one a
lit of horror. Tho other day while on
a visit in the mountains of Pennsyl
vania, he caught a number of spotted
vipors and let them bite him on the
arm until they hung in a wriggling
mass.
Recently he was surprised by a big
rattler while picking berries on the
mountain, and as the snake sprang at
him ho leaped forward and caught it
with his hand. The influence ho pro
fesses to have over tho >oaly creaturee
soon quieted his victim. A day 01
two ago Mr Witmer caught a large
rattler (which ho now has), but the
snako was averse to human inter
ference and fastened upon the charmer'*
thumb, striking its venomous fauge
into his llesh. Ho says that lie didn't
mind it a bit, because he has a remedy
with which ho can cure any suako bite
in fifteen minutes, and that ho will
pay SSO for any instance where he
fails to enre. Catching snakes with
Mr. Witmer is a profitable business,
as he finds ready sale for all the rattle
snakes he catches at prices ranging
from $'2.50 to $5 apiece.—Pittsburg
Commercial Gazette.
SENT FROM SEAKM'OKT.
Uiu S. Moll I* Percy. the Wr*ll-Known
Hears port D re* HI tinker, Oireo Her
Bxperienoe or Her Lite
lon* HitflTerlnx and
Cure.
From the Commercial, Bangor. Maine.
The following communication lias just
been received from Miss S. Mollis Percy, of
Beareport, Maine, whoro she is well and fa
vorably known:
"I was u sufferer from constant headache
all my life, frequently accompanied with
nausea and sick stomach, especially before
and during severe attacks. lam now thirty
years old. and as far back as I can remember
I was never free from these depressing an I
distressing attacks, and did not know what
it was to feel well, until last winter, when,
having seen so much written an I heard s >
much spoken about Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
for Pale People, I made up my mind to see
if they would do me any gooi. I therefore
bought some of them and began to take them
according to directions.
"I soon begun to experience relief, and
have improved ever since. Fara still tnking
| them, and shall continue so to do until I am
free of the slightest symptom of my old eno
| my. lam a Arm believer in the efficacy of
Pink Pills, and shall never lie without them
as they have done me so much good.
"I have recommended those pills to
others, among them C. G. Co burn, who is ill
of heart trouble.
(Signed)' "H. M. PERCY."
Witness: MRS. J. E. NICHOLS.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People
are a specific for troubles peculiar to fe
uiaie*. such as suppressions, irregularities
and all forms of weakneas. They build up
the blood, and restore the glow of health to
pale and sallow cheeks. In men they effect
a radical cure in all cases arising from men
tal worry, overwork or excetses of whatever
nature. They are manufactured by the Dr.
Williams' M dicine Company, Schenectady,
N. Y., and are sold by all druggists at 50
cents a box or six boxes for $2.50.
ARE VOU HOARSE I
Take a Word of Advice—A Free Book.
"What a dreadful cold you huvo!" nx
elaims one man to another. "Yes, I am a
little hoarse," ho replies, "but it will pass
off in a day or fvo." No trreater mistake
could be made than this. Hoarseness is a
warninu that should he heeded. To allow a
cold to progress until hoarseness sets in, is
extremely danuerous. Hoarseness is catarrh
of the larynx and should be immediately
treated, before the disease spreads down
ward through the throat to tho lungs, pro
ducing consumption. Delay is snicidul.
Pe-ru-na taken at this time will prevent un
told suffering and anxiety. Pe-ru-na Is a
certain spucillu for catarrh, and should al
ways be taken when tho slightest hoarsoness
is noticed.
Those who desire to learn more of catarrh
al diseases should send to tho Po ru-nu Drug
Manufacturing Company for n free eopy of
Dr. Hurtman's latest hook on this disease,
which has been with him a specialty for
years.
How's This ?
TVs offer Ons Hundred Dollar* Reward for
j any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured bv
Hall's Catarrh (Jure.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Props.. Toledo, O.
We, the undei-Hignrd. have known F. J.Che
ney for the last 15 years, an (I believe him per
fectly honorable in all business transact lons
and financially able to carry out any obliga
tion made by their firm.
WEST & TRUiX, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
Ohio.
WELDING, RINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price, 75c. per bottle. .Sold
by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Hall's Family Pills are tho best.
CASCARKTS stimulate liver, kidneys and
bowels. Never sicken, weaken or gripe; 10c.
Too liatl lor hrsuription.
A costermouger, while trundling his
apple-laden cart down a Loudon street,
was run into by a coaching party. The
coster's cart got the worst of It, losing
a wheel and its ruddy freight being
scattered all over the street. The driver
of the coach cauie back to settle for the
damage, and expected to come In for a
volley of choice cursing. But the cos
ter looked at his cart, looked at his ap
ples, looked at the coach, and finally
gasped out: "Guv'ner, dere eyen't no
word fer it!"
MNNNNCAM GIVEN FREE
PRIZES EACH MONTH
As follovvs: FOR R ffi B K
4 First Prizes, each of SIOO Cash - - ■$ 400.00 &§ Sll a
20 Second " " " slOOapccfiu.Bicyclos'2, 000.00 Sjs!?sjliilß Bill
40 Third " " "$ 25 Gold Watches - 1,000.00 fly 31§ §§| 5J ■ i|
Cash and Prizes given each month • - $3,400.00 gg^p^D
Total given during 12 mos. 1897, $40,800.00 WHAPPERS
HOW TO OBTAIN THEM. | RULES.
f'oiiipeiiiorH to hhvo net ninny SUNLtCHT 1. Every month during 1*97 in each of the 4 districts
SOAP Wrapper*! ni tbov villi collect* Out I prt/.oR will be awarded ns follows:
oil' tho top portion of each ■■■ The I Competitor who sends in the
wrupper. tlmt portion eontnin- ocno this TOP PORTION I,ur*c*t Number of coupon* from
in* flip heiutiiiff ♦'SUNLIGHT \{tfT tho district in which he or Bho resides
SOAP." Tl e (railed *'<oll- (_, H ni " receive * 100 Cunli.
noil*") are to bp mciil, postage i v ' v V "AL\WHT"<:/iu>iA ' ,lie >"i Competitors who send in the
fully paid* enclosed with n Next I.nraeM Number* of con
sheet ol paper matin* Compel- VSKSf wyy oaks"""ytf pons from tlie district in which they
itur's full niiiiio ana address A woman ~ ' i t reside will Facli receive at winner's
ana the number of t onjioii* Z /on*'*. J-~r/ '/ optioit n Udy's or gentleman's fierce
sent In* to l.ever Ylro*. f.td., Itr pL. I Spec In I bicycle, price slco. on.
New York, innrlted on outMido.J— The IO Competitors who send In the
\Vrnpper('2Z , ' , '/" i " , "'''" r "'''' Next LnrarNt Number* • coupons from thodis
of tho DISTIIICT Compel ilor lives in. trict in which they reside will l*acl\_ receive at winner's
Nn~of *IA MIC —STc —niCTQIPT option a lody'sor gentleman's Cold Watch, price iBl.
ni?ir?J NAME OF DISTRICT. •£. The Competitions will Close th- I.net Ihtv of
w ' ,inci Nrw York City, Brooklyn. Con* Kurh Monthduring 1*97. C upon*received toolate
1 mid Stolen I'dund*, New.lersev. tor oue month a competition wulhn put into tho next.
2 |,..„ r B r,.th.rs. 1.,.1.. ~1,1 tU. ir .To d.-
| Pennsylv nnla, Ih-lnwure, Mitry- barred from competing.
Q land) West Virginia and Die- 4. a iirinted list of Winners in Competitor's district
- I trie! of Columbia. Will bo forwarded to Competitors in about 21 days alter
4 I Till* New Ciwlnnd Mlnlr*. oa. 1,,. ",i hi i„n , 1,,....
R'Sid Ntt* York. hut ill. .11 l,n cmprl. „Uu. .=■
Tires, First Class Nick la Lamm New Departure cept the award of Law Brothers, l.td., as final.
Ball, Standard Cyclometer, and Hunt Lacs Saddle. LEYLIt BROS., Ltd.* New York*
/JjANDY CATHARTIC
CUPF rOH&TIPATIOt^^r
I ,23* s0 *
ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED!? "™*" r,u ' eor >niiiiion. rcrrt.•tho 1.0.1 i..,.
\ pie .Id booklet Irw-, *<l. STKIIM-.fi
Bear in Mind That 'The Gods Help Those Who Help
Themselves." Self iieip Should Teach You to Use
fcAPOLIO
j More English women are married to Ger
mans than to members of any other foreign
! nation.
Itadly Hipped.
It Is hardly a compliment to say that any
one is "hipped,' but anyone is pretty badly
hipped who suffers with sciatica. It is in
tho hip that tho excruciating pain takes hold
and tortures. It is just there where St.
Jacobs Oil. with its soothing penetration,
has done some of ils most remarkable work
of cure. Those who suffer thus, therefore,
need not desp iir of cure when this great
remedy for pain can be had so readily, ami us
it is known as a sure cure, be sure to get it
aud insure speedy and perfect riddance of
t lie intense misery. There are cases of con
firmed crippling from this malady which
this groat remedy has effectually cured and
restored the sufferer to a sound condition.
Wnr.N bilious or costive, cat a fascaret,
candy cathartic; cure guarantee 1; 10c.. 25c.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, .>uftens tho gurus,reduces influmma
tiou, nllays pain; cures wind colic. 25c a bottle.
Piso's Cure cured me of a Throat and hung
of three years*' standing. K. Cady,
Huntingdon, Jnd., Nov. 12, 1*94.
Bulgaria has only seven high schools for
girls, with 5,14(5 pupils and 185 teachers.
No-To-ltttc for Fifty Cents.
Over 400,000 cured. Why not let No-To-Bac
regulate or remove your d sire for tobacco?
Haves money, makes health and manhood.
(Jure guaranteed. 50 cents and fl.uO, ut all
druggists.
The common house sparrow files at the
rate of ninety-two miles an hour.
FITS stopped free and permanently cured. No
fits after first day's use of Dr. KLINK'h Great
N■ Rvk Reht< >heh. Free s2lrih 1 bottle and treat
ise. Scud to Dr. Kline, 931 Arch St., Phila., Pa.
Just try a 10c. box of Caacarets. candy ca
thartic, finest liver aud bowel regulator made.
REVOLVER FREE. WATCH FREE
138 other articles. Costnothinq. Rcadouroffer
FREE® Eyeiy person who cui a UdMmt HIHI pfmil*
ut n 07. Full examination
allowed. Remember. you only pay ami express lor tho
cigitra. nn<l tlie loarth !•• nuiiuol above ar iVco. It you don't
AAOnm \ViNSTON Jlfll! CO.? iiislon'i
R.I.P.A.N.S
Packed Without (ilns.4.
| TEN FOR FIVE CENTS. j
This special form of Itlpnns Tubules Is prepared
from tins original prescription, but more econom
ically put up for tho purpose of meeting tho
universal modern demand for a, low price.
IH ItkcriONS.—Take one nt meal or bed
time or whenever yon fori poorlv. Swallow IK
whole, with or without a mouthful of water.
They euro all stomach troubles, banish paint
Induce sleep {prolong life. An invaluable tonic,
llest Spring Medicine. No matter what's tho
matter, one will do you good. One gives relief—
u cure will result if directions an- followed.
The live-cent pnekagi s are not yet to be had of
nil dealers, although it is probable that almost,
any druggist will obtain a supply when requested
by a customer to do so: but in any case a single
carton, containing ten tnbules, will bo sent. |sst
nge paid, to any address for five cents in stamps,
forwarded to tho Kiiuins Chemical Co., No. 10
Spruce St., New York. Ciitil the goods uro thor
oughly introduced to tho trade, ug< ntsaiid p-d
--dlers will bo supplied nt a price which will allow
them a fair mnrgin of profit, viz.: 1 dozen car
tons for4o cents—by mnfi 45 cents. 12 dozen < 144
cartons) for $4.:i2- by mall for 54.H2. Ii gross (720
cartons) for 820.52. 25 gross (3,tio cartons) for
Cion. Cash with the onler In every case, nnd
freight or express charges at tho buyer's cost.
MmJW&T
ifgf SMOKE YOUR MEAT WITH
LIQUID EXTRACTqf SMOKE
E. KRfIUSER S BRO. MILTON. PA
PENSIONS, PATENTS, CLAIMS.
JOHNW MORRIS, WASHINGTON,D.C.
Late Principal Examiner U. 8. Pension Bureau.
3yr*. iu lut war, 15 adjudicating claim.-, utty. since.
OP!U^ r - t drunkenness
■ I wlWlUiired In lOtoSV Dsja No Fay till
Cured. DR. J.L.STEPHENS. UvUAJNON.OUIOi.
u| fiest < ough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use Rfl
Ec in time. Sold bv druggists. WH
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