Tried And truu is the verdict of the people regarding Hood's Sarsaparilla. Catarrh, scrofula, rheu matism, dyapepsia, nervous troubles yield to Hood's Sarsaparilla The best—in fact the One True Blood Purifier. Hood's Pills blliomncSal SS oente. Any Old Place Would Do. A short man with rod whiskers, shambling gait, and the remains of a Jag. wandered into the Midland last evening and asked for a typewriter's ttudio. He lives In Kansas, not far from Topeka, aud had been here at tending the football games. Luek had walked on the same side of the street with him in the matter of bets, and lie wanted to stay another week. But his wife expectud him home, so he was in March of a typewriter to send home a letter to serve as an apology for his non-appearance. "Kansas City, this date, ninety-six," he muttered to the typewriter. "I have that." "My dear wife." "Yes." "Very Important business will re quire my presence In Osawatomle for a few days " "Let's see," Interrupted the artist. "How do you spell that Osawatomle?" "Spell it yourself. It's your type writer." "I can't." "Can't spell Osawatomle?" he asked in disgust. "No." "Then I'll go to Fort Scott."—Kansas O'tv Journal. WOMAN'S POWE.It. IT" SHAPES THE DESTINIES OF MEN AND NATIONS. Where Men Ar ut it Diiuiilvniitagp, .nd "Only it Wuiuun Can Undenttaud u Wo* man's Ills." Woman's beauty, love anT devotion, rule the world. Grand women; strong mentally, morally and physically, whoso ambi on mu f?" netic in flu cnee urge men to deeds (p W °f grandeur and heroism. £. f Such women are all-power ful. Weakly, I I i have little ambition; / I their own troubles oc- I cupy their thoughts, and their 011 c object is to get well. They have no confidence in them selves, and only too often lose faith in their physicians. All irregularities, whites, bearing down pains, nervousness, headache, backache, 44 blues," distaste for society, sounds in ears, palpitation, emacia tion, heavy eyes, 44 a1l gone" feeling, dread of impending evil, sleeplessness, etc., should at once be removed and vigorous health assured. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound has for twenty years saveu women from all this. Hear this wo man speak:— 44 1 wish to publish what Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and Sanative Wash have done for me. I had falling of the womb and leucorrhoea, and they have cured me of both. lam a well woman. I suffered dreadfully with such drugging pains in the lower part of the back and extending around the body, irritation of the bladder, pain when walking and painful men struation ; I weakened terribly. 1 had been treated by three doctors without much help, and it only took five bottles of your Compound and three packages of Sanative Wash to cure me. I can recommend them to all women suffering with complaints like these. MRS. VANNATTA, 3827 N. Broad St- Philadelpliia, Pa. F N V~4 t>7 H Sweetness and Light. f§ Put a pill in the pulpit if you want practical {?:) preaching for the physical man ; then put the (f:\ sf pill in tho pillory if it does not practise what it preaches. There's a whole gospel in Ayer's |g| Sugar Coated Pills; a 11 gospel of sweetness Vg/ and light." People used to value their physic, P© as they did their religion,—by its bitterness. |fl| The more bitter tho dose the better the dootor. V's ©© We've got over that. We take "sugar in ours"— IE/ ||p gospel or physio—now-a-days. It's possible to ijm /sk please and to purge at the same time. There r \ may be power in a pleasant pill. That is the U| gospel of gg| # Ayer's Cathartic Pills. © More pill particulars in Ayer's Curebook, 100 pages. Scut free. J. C. Aycr Co., Lowell, Mass. A DISCOVERY. rhe Professor's Unwelcome Incresso of Knowledge. One of Washington's scientific men found himself in an assemblage where there were a great many young people. He endeavored to rise—or, perhaps, to descend—to the occasion as gracefully us possible. Having been introduced to n number of young women, be tried to make himself agreeable by explaining some of the latest information in eth nology, and he became so absorbed in his discourse that he did not notice, un til they were nearly all gone, that a youth with a nasal voice was winning his audience away from him with a funny song. He tried it ugaiu with urcheology as the theme. A girl with a banjo wrecked his ambitions. He thought he was making some headway by means of his remarks oil paleon tology when a man who took a rabbit out of a silk hat eternally quenched his pride. "My dear," he said to his wife, on i their way home, "I have been thinking It over, and I lind that the evening has been far from wasted." "I was very much afraid that you would feel differently about It." "No, I have made a very Important ami Interesting discovery. The merest accidents sometimes lead to the most surprising revelations, and to-night I 1 learned something which completely j overturns an accepted theory." "Is It possible?" j "We have been led to believe that Ihe chief of all forces is the attraction ; of gravity." "Yes." "Well, I have found out to-night that there are times when it can't hold a candle to the attraction of levity."— Washington Star. Selecting Pictures. "The value of a picture depends upon • what there is in-it for its possessor," writes William Martin Johnson in tht Ladies' Home Journal, on the "Selec ; tion and Framing of Pictures." "A paiuting by an amateur may be more precious in your eyes than one of Ua phael's cartoons. Therefore, sell youi cartoon to the highest bidder, and wlier you outgrow the little painting buy liack the cartoon if you have learned tc see its beauty, j "No one can tell you how to under | stand art without your seeing it. study ing it, living with it, any more than any I one can tell you how to tell good clott | from had; you must first have had ex perlence with cloth. Learn a language I before you try to converse. But do noi ! go so far as to imagine that you must learn drawing and painting before yot , can appreciate pictures. The less yoi know about technique the more capable you will be of looking at a painting witi an unprejudiced eye. (let at the art lst's intention. Does lie express an idee to you? Is he interesting in the way he tells iiLs story? Does lie convince yoi of a truth? If the picture is that of a head does it impress you as having the j characteristics of an individual? Does It look like a human being? Suppose a I landscape is under discussion—do the ; trees sway, the clouds float? I there any atmosphere in the painting? These ; tire the tests of a painter's facility with language. But more than this is re quired—it is the Intellectuality behind the brush. Herein lies the difference between sublime art and the common place." Entitled to the Prise. Some years ago there lived ill Eng land a certain bishop who was extreme ; ly pompous, and very fond of impres sing upon the minds of the poorer peo ple the evil of doing wrong. As they never seemed to do aught but wrong In the worthy man's opinion, it some limes became irksome to these people •<> hear lilm constantly admonishing l hem to do right. One of the bishop's habits was to visit the miners a short distance from his city, and his presence grew familiar to these toilers. During one of his calls he found a group of them talking together, and after a few preliminary words on his customary subject of doing right, lie asked them , what they were talking of. | "You see," said one of the men, "we found n kettle, and us has been er-try ing who can tell the biggest loi to own . the kettle. | The bishop was duly surprised, and | road the men a lecture in which he spoke of how strongly the.offense of j lying had been impressed upon him i when he was young, and how he had I never told a lie in the whole course of his life. He haoaly creaturee soon quieted his victim. A day 01 two ago Mr Witmer caught a large rattler (which ho now has), but the snako was averse to human inter ference and fastened upon the charmer'* thumb, striking its venomous fauge into his llesh. Ho says that lie didn't mind it a bit, because he has a remedy with which ho can cure any suako bite in fifteen minutes, and that ho will pay SSO for any instance where he fails to enre. Catching snakes with Mr. Witmer is a profitable business, as he finds ready sale for all the rattle snakes he catches at prices ranging from $'2.50 to $5 apiece.—Pittsburg Commercial Gazette. SENT FROM SEAKM'OKT. Uiu S. Moll I* Percy. the Wr*ll-Known Hears port D re* HI tinker, Oireo Her Bxperienoe or Her Lite lon* HitflTerlnx and Cure. From the Commercial, Bangor. Maine. The following communication lias just been received from Miss S. Mollis Percy, of Beareport, Maine, whoro she is well and fa vorably known: "I was u sufferer from constant headache all my life, frequently accompanied with nausea and sick stomach, especially before and during severe attacks. lam now thirty years old. and as far back as I can remember I was never free from these depressing an I distressing attacks, and did not know what it was to feel well, until last winter, when, having seen so much written an I heard s > much spoken about Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People, I made up my mind to see if they would do me any gooi. I therefore bought some of them and began to take them according to directions. "I soon begun to experience relief, and have improved ever since. Fara still tnking | them, and shall continue so to do until I am free of the slightest symptom of my old eno | my. lam a Arm believer in the efficacy of Pink Pills, and shall never lie without them as they have done me so much good. "I have recommended those pills to others, among them C. G. Co burn, who is ill of heart trouble. (Signed)' "H. M. PERCY." Witness: MRS. J. E. NICHOLS. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People are a specific for troubles peculiar to fe uiaie*. such as suppressions, irregularities and all forms of weakneas. They build up the blood, and restore the glow of health to pale and sallow cheeks. In men they effect a radical cure in all cases arising from men tal worry, overwork or excetses of whatever nature. They are manufactured by the Dr. Williams' M dicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y., and are sold by all druggists at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50. ARE VOU HOARSE I Take a Word of Advice—A Free Book. "What a dreadful cold you huvo!" nx elaims one man to another. "Yes, I am a little hoarse," ho replies, "but it will pass off in a day or fvo." No trreater mistake could be made than this. Hoarseness is a warninu that should he heeded. To allow a cold to progress until hoarseness sets in, is extremely danuerous. Hoarseness is catarrh of the larynx and should be immediately treated, before the disease spreads down ward through the throat to tho lungs, pro ducing consumption. Delay is snicidul. Pe-ru-na taken at this time will prevent un told suffering and anxiety. Pe-ru-na Is a certain spucillu for catarrh, and should al ways be taken when tho slightest hoarsoness is noticed. Those who desire to learn more of catarrh al diseases should send to tho Po ru-nu Drug Manufacturing Company for n free eopy of Dr. Hurtman's latest hook on this disease, which has been with him a specialty for years. How's This ? TVs offer Ons Hundred Dollar* Reward for j any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured bv Hall's Catarrh (Jure. F. J. CHENEY & Co., Props.. Toledo, O. We, the undei-Hignrd. have known F. 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