Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, November 25, 1895, Image 3

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    Caesar's reformation cf the calendar was
really madoby Bosigones, 11. C. 40.
Sound Sleepers.
Borne very hurdv, warm blooded peoplo
forget that summer is gono and sleep sound
ly under light covorlng, oven while Jack
Frost is painting weird pictures ou tho
panes. But we alt learu by experience, aud
thoy And themselves- In the morning suffer
ing with stiffness, soroness, lamebaek, stifi
nook or muscular cramps. Still, experienco
teaches. Like everybody else, the'y got n
bottle of St. Jaeobs Oil, rub well with it nnd
aro cured. Warmer clothing, and the frost
Shut out, thoy snore again happily, white
from the towers of winter's storm clouds tho
Bentry cries, "All's well."
England bus ono doctor to every 1,450 peo
ple.
Your Happiness
Depends upon a
healthy body anil
ft contented mind
Your Health
Is seriously in danger
unless your blood is
rich, red and pure.
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
Is the Ono Truo Blood Turiflor
Prominently in tho Public Eyo.
Hood's Piils 11 DSN, headaches.' '<Xic.
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i To forget the name, ?
* just ask for the best s
r Self=Raising Buck -
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The Greatest rtedlcal Discovery
of the Age.
KENNEDY'S
Medical Discovery,
DONALD KENNEDY, OF ROXBURY, MASS,,
Das discovered In one cf pur common
pasture weeds a remedy that cures every ,
kind of Humor, from tho worst Scrofula
down to a common pimplo.
Ho has trlod It In over eleven hundred
oases, and nover failed except In two cases
(both thunder humor). 110 has IJOW in
his possession over two hundred certifi
cates of its valuo, all within twenty milos
Of Boston. Bend postal card for book,
A benefit is always experienced from the
flrsj tyottlo, and a perfect cure is warranted
whCh the right quantity is taken.
Ttfhon tho lungs are affected It causes
shooting pains, liko needles passing
through thorn; thp samo with Iho
or Bowels. This Is caused by tho ducts
being stopped, and always disappears in a
weok after taking It. ltcad the label,
j If tho stomach is foul or bilious It will
cause squeamish feelings at first
No oiiange of diet ever neoCssary, Eat
tho best you can get, and enough of it.
Dose, ono tablespoonful In water at bed
time. Sold by all Druggists.
tf EWIS' 98 % LYE
J Powdered and Perfumed.
Pa (PATENTED.)
The atronqest nnd purest I.YK
mudc. Unlike other Lve. it being •
fine powder nhd packed in n onn
wlth-romovablo lid, tho contents nrn
alwnyo ready for use. Will make
the beat perfumed Hnrd Soup In 2J
minutes without botlinq. It initio
best for eleuntdng wusic pipes, dis
infecting closets, washing
i"iiNl'"J rO; co.,
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THE FIELD OF ADVENTURE.
THRILLING INCIDENTS AND DAR
ING DEEDS ON LAND AND SEA.
Saved From Death tiy a Lariat—A
Bookkeeper's Wild Hide—ln au
Alligator's Grip, Ktc.
A WASHINGTON STAR writer
had corralled a Western man
in a hotel lobby and was
(. holding him up for all tbivrt
was in it, which was a good deal, con
sidering that the man hadn't been
East for ten years or more, and had
never fallen into the clutches of tho
journalist iu quost of an item of in
terest.
"You were nsking mo awhile ago
about the lariat and its uses," he said,
"and it reminds mo of a timo on one
occasion when it served an excellent
purpose as a life preserver."
"It isn't always used for that, is it,"
queried the writer.
••Well, no," laughed the Westerner,
"I'vo seen it do prompt service when
thero was no other rope handy and the
boss thief was. But this time was
different," he went on. "I know, be
cause I was tho oue preserved. We
were up iu tho canyon conutry look
ing for some cattle, and one of the
boys and I had gone off the trail to a
stream to take a bath, as you might
call it in tho East, for it was hotter
thau blazes nnd shade was not plenti
ful. Wo went into the water Eome
distanco above a turbulent rapid and
a waterfall of twenty-five or thirty
feet, and as wo didn't go to swim so
much as to get cool, all we needed was
enough water to cover us, and that's
all my companion took.
"1 was, however, more ambitions,
and having been a iiuo swimmer avben
I was in the East, 1 thought I would
branch out a bit. I was soon branch
ing out extensively, and tho first
thing I knew, tho swift water caught
me and down I wcr.t toward tho fall.
I tried to pull for the shore, but it
was no good, and then I set up a yell
that made the canyon echo, and my
partner eurao after me along tho shore.
1 was fifty feet out iu the stream, strug
gling, nnd thero wasn't any more sign
of salvation for me than if I had been
in m docean.
"Down I kept going, whirled and
turned upside down and fired around
promiscuously, until, about a hun
dred yards abovo tho final fall, I
caught on a rock. It was just high
enough to keep my head out of water
and I hung to it till my finger nails
seemed to he imbedded in it. My
partner at this juncture showed the
kind of a fellow ho was in an emer
gency, for he appeared on shore with
our two lariats tied together, and just
as 1 was about to let go and be
smashed ou the rocks below, he swung
that lariat as cool as he ever did from
tho back of his mustang and it dropped
square over my head. The rest of it
1 nm not very conscious of, because
by tho timo ho lmd pulled mo ashore
by tho neck f was about as near hung
as I ever wnut to be, hut ho brought
mo nrouud all right iu tho course of
half an hour or so, aud I was quite as
good as now again."
A Bookkeeper's Wild Ride.
"Rather nervous this morning?" re
marked a Bank street business man to
his liookkepor tho other day, ns he
watched his employe's hands shake.
"Yes," was the answer, "and I will
have to ask you to let mo off nnotlier
hnlf day to brace up. I went through
an experienco Inst night I shan't for
get in a year, nnd it has completely
unnerved me. 1 loft Liberty, N. Y.",
last evening," continued tho book
keeper; "it was getting dark, aud bo
foro long thero was a hot box that de
layed us greatly. This happened twice,
and at the second stop I got off and
went forward to watch tho operation
of cooling tho wheel. Tho conductor
told tho engine crew that thoy were
Into eighteen minutes, and the engi
neer said he'd luako it up or bust the
engine.
"As tho train started out I jumped
on tho slops of tho first car, stood
thero a minuto to seo tho train fairly
started, aud then stepped to tho door.
To my utter amazement it was looked.
It was tho baggage oar, and I learned
subsequently was packed full of
trunks. I knocked aud kicked, but
tho noiso'of the now rushing train
drowned any din I made. (Hutching
the rail I tried to make myself safe,
hut tho rushing wind and blinding
cinders were making my position dan
gerous for 1 was getting numb.
"I finally concluded to mako my
wny to tho engineer, aud decided to
uso force nud strategy. If I appeared
beforo tliern unexpectedly 1 feared
they would take mo for a train rob
ber. With a jump I fortunately caught
Iho rim of tho coal touder, and draw
ing myself up, threw myself full length
on the coal, and watched tor the fire
man to come off his bench and dress
tho tire. Ho did so tho next minute.
Then as he stooped with i bound
I jumped on his hack, and
clutching him to prevent an attack,
briefly yelled my position nnd iden
tity into his ear and got a satisfactory
recognition from the frightened mau
bofore I let him go.
"The train was cutting through the
darkness nil this time at a terriiio
speed, and tho engineer nearly fell off
his seat when he saw me, covered with
soot and coal black. A quick expla
nation sufficed to secure from him a
placo at bis side until we reached
Weehawkeii."—Newark (N. J.) Sunday
Call.
11 an Alligator's Jaws.
An exciting adventure, and ono in
which a high degreo of presence of
mind aud ready courago wore shown,
occurred not far from Maggioro, Fla.
William Morton nnd a party of
friends were seining nud Morton was
dragging ono cud of u 100-foot net.
When in water about three feet deoD a
largo alligator paddlecl up, curious,
apparently, to see what the commo
tion and seine dragging meant.
Morton happened to have a stout
stick in his hand and without think
ing of danger struck the alligator a
hard whack across the snout. In
stantly the beast darted at him, and
seizing him by the right wrist at
tempted to drag him into deep water.
For a second or two thero was a pull
and a struggle, Morton yelling for
■help, and with his feet planted (irmly
on the bottom trying to hold his own.
But finding that he was at a stand
still, the 'gator suddenly began to
whirl over sideways, the first turn dis
locating Morton's shoulder and twist
ing lus head under water. Then tho
beast began sliding oil backwards,
dragging him, now nlmost senseless.
Just at this critical moment, when
death seemed almost certain, Alee
Jones, who was on shore when tho at
tack was made, roaohod tho spot, anil
without a moment's hesitation jumped
astride the beast and reaching for
ward thrust his thumbs into its eyes,
crushing tho eyeballs and completely
blinding it.
The alligator sank to tho bottom
with Jones on its back, nnd then,
blind and furious with pain, bogan
darting hither nnd hither, snapping
and biting in every direction, and
coming in contact with the seine soon
reduced it to fragments. Meantimo
Jones slipped off his back and hclpod
Morton to shore.
A few ritlo shots ended the alli
gator, but it was months boforo Mor
ton could use his dislocated arm and
wrist.
Jones was tho hero of the hour, and
became a local celebrity. Perhaps
not one man in a thousand would have
been as ready of resource, or pos
sessed of tho nerve and pluck to do
what he did, nnd that just in tho nick
of time.
A Clergyman In (lie Grand Canyon.
Bev. David Utter, of Salt Lake, ro
ccutlv made tho descent ofthoColorado
llivcr on a raft, built of driftwood,
twenty feet long, six feet wide and
well spiked together. Two boxes, with
false bottoms, containing provisions,
were nailed upon the raft. They served
as seats when the water was smooth,
and protected the provisions from tho
swash. The navigators got into seri
ous trouble only once. On the first
day the raft was carried into an eddy
about GOO feet long and 300 feet wide
and very deep. At the foot of tho
eddy the current was so strong that it
required an hour of the hardest kind
of paddling to got over into the stream
again.
"If either of us had lost liis footing
there and gono overboard that would
have been tho end," said Mr. Utter,
"bccauso tho suck would have carried
him down, nnd if ho should be fortu
nate enough to como up again thero
would be nothing to take hold of.
"Wo wero throe days on tho raft,
tying up at night, and made about one
half of the distance tho first day. Tho
scenery well repaid tho journey, and
tho Black canyon, whero tho mount
ains reach a height of 3000 feet, with
sheer precipices on both sides, rising
like masonry from tho river, was
graudcur itself. We encountered one
very unpleasant featuro—a hot wind,
such as I never felt before. Instinc
tively wo turned our backs to tho
blast. It literally cooked the skin. I
wet a towel and held it outspread be
fore my face. lam certain it dried
within three minutes—perhaps two.
No nausea was connected with it, sim
ply plain heat. When wo reached the
big bend at Fort Mojave I learned that
this wind emtio from Death Valley or
tho Mojuvo Desert.
Torn to Pieces by a Dear,
A thrilling story of an encounter
with a bear, in which a boy lost his
life, comes from Gorman's Station,
sixty miles southwest of Bakersfield,
Cal., in the mountains on tho border
of the Mojavo Desert.
Two boys left* Gorman's Stution
one morning for a day's hunt
ing. While traveling along the foot
hills in their search for game they
came suddenly upon a large grizzly
bear. Acting upon tho impulse of tho
moment, both raised their guns and
fired. Tho shots wero well aimed,
but were only eti'eclivo in infuriating
tho bear, which immediately started
in pursuit of tho boys. Becoming
dismayed at the ineffectiveness of
their weapons, the nerve of the young
hunters deserted them, and they start
ed off on a run, closely followed by
the angry brute.
One lad, dropping his gun, suc
ceeded in reaching aud climbing a
tree, where, safe from attack, ho was
compelled to witness the awful sight
of his comrade's death. His compau
iou was less fortuuato in evading the
pursuer, being so closely pressed that
ho was finally compelled to dodge
around a convenient rock, followed by
tho bear. Twice ho circled the bowl
der in n vain endeavor to save him
self, but his powers of ondurauce wero
not equal to those of his pursuer. At
length, when he could go no further,
a stroke of tho grizzly's paw stretched
him on the ground. Springing upon
him the bear rapidly toro him to
pieces, his terrified companion in tho
tree gazing :n horror upon the awful
spectacle, but unable to render any
assistance.
A Woman Hermit,
A short time ago a ladv in Paris be
came violently insane on the street
and was sent to the asylum. Her
apartments in tho Ruo Kambuteau—
fine ones, for which she paid an an
nual rent of ©lO0 —wero then visited.
An intolerable stench pervaded them.
The deinentod woman had completely
"tinned" them with empty sardine
boxes, which emitted the peouliar per
fume. There were four cartfuls of
these odorous boxes.
THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE.
STORIES THAT ARE TOED BY THE
FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS.
Fulfilment Rejected —Very Profi
cient There—And lie Owes Every
body—A Martinet, Etc., Etc.
fihe grasped tho bar, arranged her skirt!
With dainty little tucks and flirts;
Posed on tho saddle, felt tho tread
Of podal, and, "I'm off," sho said.
A whirl of wheels, a swerve and sway,
And from tho rondbod, where she by,
She realized in full degree
The climax of her prophecy.
- -Richmond Dispatch.
VERY PROFICIENT THERE.
"They eay that Gertrude's husband
is almost illiterate."
"Well, he signs a check beauti
fully."
REJECTED.
Business Man—"Are you a good
whistler, my boy?"
Applicant—"Yessir ; daisy."
Business Man "Get!" Boston
Courier.
AND HE OWES EVERYBODY.
"Jones has a good deal of money,
hasn't he?"
"Well, he ought to have,"
"How is that?"
"He never pays any out!"— Chicago
Record.
IN NEED OF REPAIRS.
Sandstone —"Weren't you dancing
with Miss Calloway last night?"
Fiddleback—"Yes; liow did you
know?"
"I saw her go into a chiropodist's
this morning."—Life.
SHY.
Lothair— "How do you manage
about your poor relatives now you
have got rich?"
Stay thai r—"Oh, T sift all my rela
tions, rich and poor, the good from
tho bad, and keep 'em strained."—
Judge.
A MARTINET.
A soldier leaving the barracks is
stopped by tho Corporal of
"You cannot go without leave."
"I have tho verbal permission of
the Captain."
"Show me that verbal permission."
—London Globe.
CRAFTY.
Doctor —"I really don't understand.
There is no reason why you should go
in for a reduction of corpulency."
Patient—"Still I want you to put
me through a course of anti-fat treat
ment. My Eulalia shall see with her
own eyes how I pine away for love of
her."
NO ACCIDENT.
Mr. Grogan (with the evening
paper) "Phwat's this Oi see! Two
yachts turned oopsoido do.vn?"
Mrs. Grogan (turning tho steak iu
her excitement) —"Ride it, Moike!
Elow many drowndiil?"
Mr. Grogan—"Wait a bit, thin
it's moi mishtake. Oi hod the papir
oopsido down."—Puck.
THE FAMILY DOCTOR.
New Resident (at Faraway)--"Who
is tho best physician iu tho place?"
High Local Authority- "Dr. Germs,
by all meaus. He is becoming a very
famous man. Why, people axe send
ing for him from everywhere. I ad
vise you to try liim."
New Resident—"What is diis spe
cialty?"
High Local Authority (with pride)
"Autopsies, I believe, sir."—Judge.
A GENEROUS LAD.
"Tommy!"
No answer.
"Tom-mee 1"
"Well?"
"What are you doing to your broth
er Willie?"
"Nothin'."
"Yes, you are. You are making
him cry."
"No, I ain't—l'm beiu' generous.
I'm giviu' him half o' my codliver
oil." —Harper's Round Table.
NOT QUITE HOPELESS.
Husband (after a long tirade)
"You have talked for an hour about
that letter I forgot to mail."
Wifo—"l have a right to. Just
think how—"
"And you are sure I am just as bad
as you make out?"
"You are utterly and entirely—"
"One moment. Give mo crodit for
at least one thing."
"Well, what?"
"I didn't steal tho stamp,"—New
York Weekly.
A GEOLOGICAL FIND.
First Scientist—"Eureka? What a
find ! Hero is conclusive proof of all
our theories. See this rock? It is
as round as a barrel, and just about
tho same shape and size. It must have
rolled for ages at tho bed of some
swift stream. Note how smooth it
is."
Second Scientist—"lt is unliko any
rock in this vicinity. It must have
been brought from a- great distance,
probably by sonic mighty iceberg in
the ages that are gone."
Third Scientist—"There aro moun
tains near here. It may have coino
down in a glacier."
Fourth Scientist—"lt is unlike any
of the rock on those mountains. In
fact, it is unliko any rock to be found
on earth. It must have dropped froin
the moon. Here comes a farm hand.
I will ask him if there are any tradi
tions concerning it. See here, my
good man, do you know anything
about this strange rock?"
Farm Hand "Thatuseter bo a bar
rel o' cement,"—New York Weeklj r .
N'ot Tempted.
There Is u quaint story told o£ a cou
ple of Scotch ministers who werfe tak-.
ing dinner together one summer day
In a little parsonage in the Highlands.
It was the Sabbath day, the weather
was beautiful, and tho bubbling
streams were full of trout and the
woods full of summer birds. One turn
ed to the other and said: "Mon, don'
ye often feel tempted on these beauti
ful Sundays to go out fishing?" "_\'a,
ua," said the other, "I never feel tempt
ed, I just gang."—Household Words.
Too Neat.
The number of people in the world
who are economical at the expense of
others is immense. The ability to do
this was somewhat picturesquely Illus
trated in a case In which two mothers
were discussing their little boys.
"Oh, dear,", said Mrs. Brown, "my
Willy is so dirty and destructive! All
Ills clothes are spoiled right away."
"Oh, that's too bad," said Mrs. Green.
"My little Johnny, now, is so neat and
saving. Why, rather than soil his clean
handkerchief, ho always borrows one
from one of the boys."
THE KIDNEYS.
SENSITIVE, DELICATE AND ABUSED.
Former Employe or tlio Dntuvia Gun Fac
tory Una a Itrmnrknble Escape.
From the News, Baiavia, X. V.
Elins Hoffman, a well-known market gar
dener of Daws, Genesee County, N. Y.,lias
perhaps suffered as muob, if not more, than
any other man in Genesee County. A few
years ago Mr. Hoffman was omployed at the
gun fuclory iu Eatavia and was obliged to
give up his position there on uccount of ill
health and give his attention to markot gar
dening, in which business ho is now en
gaged. A newspaper reporter happened to
run across Mr. Hoffmau a day or two ago,
and from him learned of his suffering and
from what source he had Leon benefited.
Mr. Hoffman greeted tho roporter with a
plonsaut manner, and was willing to toll of
his experience from the lime ho commenced
to bo troubled with kidney disease up to tho
present lime, when ho is about cured. Being
uucstionod upon the state of his health, Mr.
Hoffman replied (bat he was very well, con
sidering his recent near approach to death.
"Can you tell mo how you received so
much benefit?" tho reporter asked. "Well,"
said Mr. Hoffman, "it was several years ago
that T commenced (o feel a kidney trouble
coming on nnl I was running down hill
every day, in faet so fast that in a very short
time I was unable to continue my work at
the gun works, and was obliged to settle
down on my little farm of ten acres and do
a day's work now and then when I felt nble.
I suffered everything and tried about all
kinds of modiciuo, but without any relief,
and I about gave up trying to bo cured. It
was soveral weeks ago when n neighbor of
mine eame along and asked me if I had tried
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and I roplio.l
that I bad not. lie suggested that I try a
box of tlio pills and thought that they would
help my ease. I had already heard the pills
highly spoken of, and the first time I went fo
Eatavia I purchased a box and cominonee.l
taking tho pills according to directions. I
had not taken tho first box before I could see
that tlio pills were doing their work, and T
continued to take them and grew better
gradually until I was able to do a day's
work and had thought of taking up my old
job at the gun works; in fact tho pills
worked like a charm and I would not be with
out them."
Mrs. Hoffman, who presents a strong and
healthy look, spoke in the highest praiso of
the Dr. Williams' Pills, and said that she
considered her husband's life saved by the
Utile pills, that they had put her husband in
ft position to <lo work and support himself
and family without trouble.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain, in a con
densed form, all the olomonts necessary to
give new life and richness to tho blood and
restore shattered nerves. They aro an un
failing specific for such diseases as locomo
tor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus'
dance, notation, neuralgia, rheumatism, nerv
ous headache, tho after effect of In grippe,
palpitation of the heart, pale aud sallow
complexions, all forms of weakness eithor in
male or female. Pink Pills are Bold by all
dealers, or will be sold post paid on receipt
of price (50 conts a box, or six boxes for
B*2.so—they aro never sold in bulk or by tho
100), by addressing l)r. Williams' Modicine
Company, Schcnaeindy, N. Y.
Orient and Occident.
fn the Eastern world, tho prince of
to-day is what the European prince was
two or three hundred years ago—an
arrogant person who consults his own
ease, and who thinks it lowers his dig
nity to he punctual. In Western coun
tries, princes have become to such an
extent the servants of the nation that
they can hardly he said to have any
personal freedom. The difference be
tween Orient and Occident in this re
spect has been illustrated lately iu the
visit of the son of the Ameer of Af
ghanistan, Nasrulia Khan by name, to
England. This young prince has been
magnificently entertained.
The first virtue of a European prince
Is punctuality. He must be on band at
any public proceeding at lie very mo
ment when lie is expected; but the Af
ghan prince holds himself subject to no
such law.
Nasrulia Khan was given a "break
fast" at London, and though the hour
was late, the prince was not ready. He
was, in faet, iu bed. He was summon
ed, but refused to get up, and the
"breakfast" in his honor proceeded
without him.
A more amusing circumstance was
his late appearance at the state dinner
given him in the India House. An of
ficer of high rank was sent to Dorches
ter House, where the prince was stay
ing, to accompany him to the dinner.
They started in time, but on the way
passed a Punch and Judy show. Nas
rulia Khan was greatly lutcrested in
tills, and Insisted on getting out of the
carriage to watch it.
The English officer respectfully pro
tested, but the Argnan prince refused
to move from in front of the Punch and
Judy show, where he remained three
quarters of an hour, keeping the Brit
ish royal family and distinguished pub
lie functionaries waiting all that time.
When, at last, lie arrived, he merely
explained that he had stopped to see
tho show, deeming this quite sufficient.
Another circumstance, due to liis ori
ental training, is perhaps more to the
prince's credit. Arriving at a ball which
was given in his honor, he found the
costumes of the ladles so improper, ac
cording to his staudurd, that he stead
fastly refused to rcmaiu iu the hgl'-
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F. J. CHENEY A Co., Props., Toledo, Q. j
Sold by Druggists, price 75c.
Succsss in Life
depends 011 all little tilings. A Itipnns Tabule
is a little thing, hut taking one ocrnesionally
gives good digestion and that means good blooti ' '
and that means good brain and brawn,and that
means success
J have found Pisa's Cure for Consumption an :
mil ailing medicine.—F. It. I.OTB, 1305 Scott St.;
Covington, Ky..,Oct., 1, lH'.ll.
It would require 12.000 cholera microbes to
form a procession an inch long.
If afflicted with sore eyes use i>r. Isaac Thump
ton's Eye-water. Druggists sell at 25c per bottle | 1
Nineteen centuries ngo the world had only ; ,
one translation of tho Bible.
Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing Syrup for children 1
teething, softens the gums, reduces inflama
tion. allays pain, cures win 1 colic.Sic. a bottle
Tho cat gives rise to more superstitions
than any other animal.
JPr. Kilmer's SWAMP-HOOT cures
all Kidney and Bladder troubles.
Pamphlet and consultation free.
Laboratory Binuhanipton, N.Y.
Tho ancient Moxiuans had a year of 18 !
months, of 20 days each. 44, 9">
FITS stopped free by DH. KMNF.'S f JURAT '
NERVE HESTOHER. NO fits after first day's use.
Marvelous cures. Treatise and S2.uo trial hot- | ,
tic free. Dr. Kline, 031 Arch St., rliilu., Fa.
Somo butterflies lay over 100,000 eggs.
When Nature
Needs assistance it may bo best to render it
promptly.but one should remember to use oven
the most porfect remedies only when needed.
The best and most simple and gentle remedy Is
the Syrup of Figs manufactured by the Call- 1
(oruia Fig Syrup C'o-
Timely Warning.
r~J\ The great success of the chocolate preparations of
Wt the house of Walter Baker & Co. (established
in 1780) has led to the placing on the market
misleading and unscrupulous imitations
their name, labels, and wrappers. Walter
ii ;■ \Baker &. Co. are the oldest and largest manu
al) m\ facturers of P ure and high-grade Cocoas and
m ! Chocolates on this continent. No chemicals are
111 l{ 51 used in their manufactures.
mil i J Consumers should ask for, and be sure that
they get, the genuine Walter Baker 8t Co.'s goods.
WALTER BAKER & CO., Limited,
DORCHESTER, MASS.
COL. BEN J. 8. LOVELL*
TRF.AS. JOHN P. LOVEI.L AHMS CO.
COL. LO YELL'S
successful fight foe the Councillor
nomination in t/ie Second Massachusetts
District was the subject of editorial com
ment in the Boston Journal as follows:
" That animated and stubborn contest in
(he Second Councillor District ends in the
selection of an admirable candidate, Col.
Benjamin Lovcl! of Weymouth. Col. Lor
cll is one of the best-known and best-liked
men in the State. A gallant soldier, an
energetic, man of business, a stalwart lie
publ'ican, he deserves wed of his party,
which has honored him with more than one
conspicuous honk of its confidence, oud
has made no mistake in giving him this
present nomination. Col. Lovcll has an
army of warm personal friends, lie should
be carried into the Executive Conned by a
record-breaking majority. 1 '
Is Like a Good Temper. "!i Sheds a Brightness
Everywhere."
AH Y,™ L jz. a health signal.
Mf * The baby's mission, its
/TV work in life, is growth. To
\ t ' iat " tl ' e ' Juru -" c °f love,
1 b'ick, half dream, every
M' l ; >S added ounce of flesh means
fort. Fat is the signal of
perfect health, comfort, good-nature, baby-beauty.
SCOTT'S EMULSION is the best fat-food baby can have, in
the easiest form. It supplies what lie cannot get in his
ordinary food, and helps him over the weak places to perfect
growth, For the growing child it is growth. For the. full
grown, new life.
Be surf you get Brett's Expulsion rt /en you want it and not a cheap substitute
Scott & Bowne, New York. AM Druggists. 50c. and Si.
* A Marvelous Pond. 1
There la a pond iu Ottawa, Kan.,
that is a mystery in that, notwithstand
ing the fact that it contained no water
during the protracted dry weather of
last season, it Is now well supplied
with sun perch and mud catfish. It Is
claimed that no fish have been planted
there, and it is a matter of conjecture
where the present supply came from.
It Is not at all unlikely that before
the pond went dry last season it con
tained fish and that they had deposited
their spawn, which remained fertile un
til the pond was again tilled with wat
er, when the fish which now inhabit it
were hatched. Both tho mud cat and
the sun perch are rapid growers, which
fact would account for their being of
medium size now.
How to Stop a Sneeze.
A medical paper says a sneeze is in
stantaneously dispelled bv pressing the
finger upward against the division of
the nose at the joint where the upper
lip inside joins the gum. Another plan
Is to expire all the air possible from
the lungs the moment you perceive in
dications of a sneeze.
The Whistling Pigs.
C. V. Hooper, A1 Van Epps and 11.
Smith returned from the Icicle range
Saturday, where they had been fishing,
rusticating and prospecting. They dis
covered a new lake on the apex of one
of the mountains, and listened to weird
and luxurious music of the whistling
pig, of which there are many in that
high range. This peculiar animal re
sembles a fox more than a pig, and
weighs from 25 to 40 pounds. In color
it ranges from a dark or iron gray to
nliuost white. Its whistling propensi
ties are marvelous and many a time
has it fooled the lonely prospector into
the belief that he was not entirely com
panionless in the mountains. Mr. Van
Epps declares they are musical won
ders, and that they often give open-air
concerts of the most entrancing nature.
—Leavenworth Times.
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Guns, tilt's, Revolvers, Bieycies ami
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